Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x6

Directed by

Elisha Cuthbert as Self • John Mayer as Tony's Buddy • Philip Bell as Man • Phil Buckman as Announcer (voice) • Tony Cicchetti as Tony

Jim and Derrick board, Chug, and get chill with Elisha Cuthbert in the zone. You just got bonged! And damn... Drez plays it all back. Also, Cinco's Pep Pep makes an appearance. (Elisha Cuthbert and John Mayer)

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1. DO YOU WANT AN ENERGY DRINK OR DO YOU WANT

2. TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA?

3. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

4. SUCK!

5. SWALLOW!

6. RELEASE!

7. TURBO FUEL!

8. NOW AVAILABLE IN KEG SIZE.

9. FIVE... FOUR... THREE... TWO... ONE.

10. DJ DREZZ.

11. AND NOW TWO GUYS ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.

12. OH, YEAH, AND SOME HOT CHICKS.

13. JIM AND DERRICK.

14. YO, WELCOME TO "THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW."

15. I'M JIM HECKLER.

16. WHAT UP, PEOPLE?

17. I'M DERRICK WHIPPLE, AND WE GOT SOME MAD SKETCHES FOR Y'ALL ON

18. TODAY'S SHOW.

19. IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY HYPE.

20. WE'RE GONNA BE CHECKING IN WITH OUR GIRL HOLLY.

21. AND WE'RE ALSO UPLOADING A BRAND-NEW VISTA FRESH MOBILE

22. VIRAL CLIP OF THE WEEK.

23. YO, THAT CLIP'S GONNA TOTALLY FREAK YOU OUT.

24. PLUS, WE'RE GONNA GET CRAZY "IN THE ZONE" WITH

25. ELISHA CUTHBERT.

26. SHE PLAYED JACK BAUER'S DAUGHTER ON FOX'S HIT TV SHOW "24."

27. YO, JIM, I WISH SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER.

28. THAT'S WHACK, YO.

29. AND LATER ON OUR SHOW, I'M GONNA BE CHALLENGING YOU TO A TURBO

30. FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA CHUG CONTEST.

31. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BRA.

32. A'IGHT, LET'S GET THIS

33. PARTY STARTED WITH A BRAND-NEW SKETCH.

34. YO, DJ DREZZ, TAKE US OUT.

35. ♪ DERRICK, JIM, D-D-DERRICK

36. YOU AIN'T GIVE ME NO $20, FOOL.

37. YEAH, I DID WHEN WE WERE S-BOARDING UP AT MOUNT HOOD.

38. NAH, DUDE.

39. GIVE ME MY MONEY, FOOL.

40. MONEY?

41. I THOUGHT YOU SAID "BUNNY."

42. WHAT?

43. I SAID "MONEY," FOOL.

44. MONEY?

45. I THOUGHT YOU SAID "HONEY."

46. YO, THIS IS WHACK.

47. YO, YOU GOT SKETCHED.

48. YO, WHAT UP?

49. IT'S JIM HECKLER.

50. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON A WORLD-CLASS TOUR OF ONE OF MY

51. FAVORITE BONG SHOPS IN THE CITY.

52. WHO KNOWS?

53. I MIGHT EVEN PICK ONE UP FOR MYSELF.

54. TALK TO ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

55. IT'S, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD PRICE — $40.

56. YEAH.

57. TALK TO ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT

58. SOME OF THESE SMALLER ONES.

59. LIKE, IS THIS, LIKE, FOR, LIKE, SMALLER — FOR WHEN IT'S

60. SMALLER?

61. LIKE, CAN YOU USE SMALLER AMOUNTS OR CAN YOU USE THE SAME

62. AMOUNT?

63. YOU CAN USE THE SAME AMOUNT.

64. AWESOME.

65. WELL, IT'S COME DOWN TO THE WIRE.

66. I GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE — WHICH BONG I'M GONNA TAKE HOME.

67. ALL RIGHT, ONE FOR MY BOY

68. DERRICK AND ONE FOR ME.

69. PLUS, I LIKE FROGS.

70. [ RIBBIT! ] I'D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A COUPLE

71. TURBO FUELS.

72. OKAY.

73. YOU'VE BEEN BONGED.

74. TIME TO PARTY.

75. JIM, THAT WAS

76. HELLA-SICK FUNNY.

77. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN WIGGIN' OUT, MAN.

78. SPEAKING OF WIGGIN' OUT, YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?

79. WHAT, DAWG?

80. HOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS AT THE TURBO FUEL

81. MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA CHUG CONTEST.

82. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

83. OH, YES, I DID.

84. YO, CHECK THIS — YOU FOOLS AT HOME CAN VOTE TO SEE

85. WHO YOU THINK WINS THE CHUG CONTEST RIGHT NOW.

86. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TEXT "DERRICK WHIPPLE IS GONNA WIN

87. THE CHUG 8-4-5-2" IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA TAKE IT.

88. AND TEXT "JIM HECKLER IS THE WINNER OF THE CHUG CONTEST

89. FOR SURE 5-6-7-2" IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA WIN IT, WHICH I AM.

90. YEAH, RIGHT, BRA.

91. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.

92. PEACE!

93. [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] TONY!

94. EXCUSE ME.

95. TONY!

96. PARDON ME.

97. I GOT YOU A TURBO FUEL.

98. I CAN'T, MAN.

99. MY HANDS ARE ALL TIED UP.

100. UGH.

101. DON'T YOU WISH YOU

102. AND BE COOL WITH YOUR BROS?

103. YES.

104. NOW YOU CAN WITH THE G.F. SPOONER FROM STINKO.

105. SIMPLY STRAP ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND LET THOSE ARMS DANGLE.

106. NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE CONCERT LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE.

107. AND YOUR LADY WON'T MIND AS SHE ENJOYS THE COMFORT OF THE PADDED

108. SEAT AND THE LIFELIKE BOYFRIEND HANDS.

109. OH, YEAH!

110. THANKS, G.F. SPOONER.

111. TONY, I GOT YOU A TURBO FUEL.

112. THANKS, MAN.

113. ALL RIGHT.

114. YO, PLANT YOUR ASS BACK ON THE COUCH.

115. "THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW" IS BACK.

116. YO, WHAT UP?

117. THIS IS DERRICK WHIPPLE HERE AT THE TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY

118. SODA SKATE PARK.

119. WE'RE GONNA WATCH SOME OF THESE PROS SHRED SOME MAJOR RAMPS.

120. LET'S GET REAL, MAN.

121. MAYBE I'LL SHOW THEM A THING OR TWO.

122. [ CLANK! ] YIPPIE! YIPPIE! YIPPIE!

123. YIPPIE! YIPPIE!

124. YIPPIE!

125. YOU.

126. YO, YO, THIS BOARDING SEGMENT'S BROUGHT TO YOU BY TURBO MINI —

127. SUCK, SWALLOW, RELEASE.

128. YOU'VE JUST BEEN BOARDED.

129. [ SLURP! BELCH! ] I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN

130. OUT THERE WITH YOU AND YOUR BOARDERS.

131. YEAH, BRA, I REALLY MISSED YOU ON THE RAMPS, FOR

132. REAL.

133. ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE NOW HANGING OUT IN "THE ZONE"

134. WITH MY MAIN GIRL ELISHA CUTH— CUTHBERT.

135. COOSBERT.

136. CUTHBERT.

137. YO, ELISH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PHAT SPREAD IN

138. MAGAZINE?

139. MAGAZINE, YEAH.

140. I DID A MOVIE CALLED "THE GIRL NEXT DOOR," AND I

141. PLAYED A PORN STAR.

142. OH, YEAH.

143. YO, I GOT TO BRING THIS

144. UP.

145. YOU AND ME — WE SAW EACH OTHER A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT THAT SUSHI

146. RESTAURANT.

147. YOU WERE EATING THERE WITH A FRIEND.

148. I WAS THERE WITH A FRIEND.

149. MM-HMM.

150. I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, THOUGH.

151. MY MAN DERRICK HERE, WHEN HE EATS THE SPICY TUNA, HIS BREATH

152. STARTS STINKING.

153. [ HACKING, GROANING ] YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND

154. THAT.

155. NO, I DON'T WANT TO SMELL

156. THAT.

157. THAT'S GROSS.

158. THAT'S REALLY — NO, THAT'S GOOD.

159. OH PLEASE, JUST...

160. YO, ELISH, BREAK IT DOWN FOR US.

161. HOW DID YOU START IN ACTING?

162. UM, IT'S A LONG STORY, BUT I BASICALLY STARTED WHEN I WAS

163. ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD IN CANADA.

164. AND, UM, YEAH, I WAS WORKING THERE, AND THEN WHEN I GRADUATED

165. HIGH SCHOOL, I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA AND STARTED —

166. A'IGHT, WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING A PART OF

167. "THE ZONE."

168. GREAT.

169. YO, YOU JUST GOT ZONED.

170. ZONED.

171. PLEASE, HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN.

172. MY PUPPET FRIENDS ♪ ♪ I'M TELLING EVERYBODY ABOUT

173. THE ALIENS ♪ ♪ I'M A WEIRD MAN

174. YOU JUST WATCHED BRADLEY NEEDLEHEAD AND THE

175. VISTA FRESH MOBILE VIRAL CLIP OF THE WEEK BROUGHT TO YOU BY

176. VISTA FRESH MOBILE — GET MOBILE.

177. HI, YOU'RE WATCHING "THE JIM AND DERRICK SHOW."

178. WHOO!

179. YO, DAWG, YOU DIG TATS, OR WHAT?

180. YEAH.

181. YO, I GET INTO TRIBAL YIN-YANG GECKOS.

182. CHECK THIS INK OUT, BRA.

183. TELL ME ABOUT ALL YOUR TATTOOS.

184. UH, WELL, NONE THAT YOU CAN SEE.

185. IF YOU HAD TO GET A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?

186. PROBABLY OF A GIRL OR A SNAKE OR THE EIGHT BALL — SOMETHING

187. LIKE THAT.

188. YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE A DRAGON.

189. YEAH, DRAGON.

190. ONE OF MY IDEAS WAS TO HAVE A DRAGON THAT CIRCLES

191. AROUND A YIN-YANG WITH THE ANKH SYMBOL REPEATED, LIKE, FIVE

192. TIMES.

193. I KIND OF ENJOY THE TRAMP STAMP EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT...

194. [ BAH-BAH-BOOM! ] IF YOU HAD A CHOICE OF

195. DOING A DRAGON OR A YIN-YANG, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK?

196. PROBABLY A YIN-YANG.

197. IT'S, LIKE, GOOD VERSUS EVIL, I GUESS.

198. YEAH.

199. IF YOU HAD TO GET A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE OF?

200. AH, COOL.

201. I HAVE YET MYSELF TO FIND A TATTOO THAT I —

202. ALL RIGHT, COOL.

203. THANKS SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME QUESTIONS.

204. PEACE.

205. HEY, JIM AND DERRICK, I'M HERE PARTYING AT CLUB BOOST.

206. I GOT A TOTAL TURBO-FUEL BUZZ ON, AND THE PARTY IS JUST

207. GETTING STARTED.

208. ALL RIGHT, SO, HERE'S THE DAMAGE.

209. IF YOU BRING A TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA PROOF OF

210. PURCHASE, YOU GET HALF OFF THE DOOR.

211. AND THERE'S TONS OF TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA DRINK

212. SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG.

213. DON'T FORGET, THERE'S LOADS OF NUDE MEN ALL UP IN THIS HOUSE.

214. JIM AND DERRICK, GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE.

215. WHOO!

216. "WAZ THE DAMAGE?" BROUGHT TO YOU BY TORDO'S FLAVOR DUST — LUST

217. THE DUST.

218. WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL.

219. YO, JIM, CHECK THIS.

220. WE ARE ALMOST READY TO BEGIN THE TURBO FUEL MAXIMUM ENERGY SODA

221. CHUG CONTEST.

222. YO, BUT BEFORE WE DO, LET'S GET WITH DJ DREZZ FOR THE

223. JIM AND DERRICK PHLASH BACK.

224. YO, KICK IT, DREZZ.

225. THAT'S WHACK.

226. AWESOME.

227. LET'S GET REAL, MAN.

228. YO.

229. WHOO!

230. YO, KICK IT, DREZZ.

231. A'IGHT THAT ABOUT WRAPS

232. IT UP FOR US, BUT WE'LL BE CHECKING YOU OUT NEXT TIME.

233. YO, "J," YOU READY FOR THIS?

234. I'M ABOUT AS READY AS I'M GONNA BE.

235. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

236. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BRA.

237. YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

238. TIME TO FREAKIN' CHUG.

239. ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU BOYS KNOW THE RULES.

240. LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN.

241. NO FUNNY BUSINESS.

242. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...

243. CHUG!

244. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, JIM,

245. DERRICK.

246. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, JIM, DERRICK.

247. CHUG.

248. C-C-CHUG.

249. CHUG, CHUG.

250. C-CHUG, C-CHUG, C-CHUG.

251. C-C-CHUG.

252. JIM, DERRICK, DERRICK.

253. CHUG, CHUG.

254. CHUG, C-CHUG.

255. C-C-CHUG, CHUG, C-CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.

256. CHUG, CHUG.

257. J-JIM, D-D-DERRICK, DERRICK.