Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x2

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as Channel 5 Announcer (voice) • Caleb Babcock as Child Clown • Hannah Cullen as Child Clown • Bob Druwing as Child Clown Video Instructor (voice) • James Foster as Game Player

One Word - Jackie Chan. Channel 5 celebrates 100 years of Jackie Chan. Steve Mahanahan advertises a Child Clown training video.

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1. JOIN CHANNEL 5 TONIGHT IN CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF

2. JACKIE CHAN.

3. CONGRATULATIONS, JACKIE CHAN.

4. UH, I LOVE YOU, JACKIE CHAN, AND CONGRATULATIONS ON 100

5. YEARS.

6. I WANT TO THANK JACKIE CHAN FOR BEING A WONDERFUL PERFORMER

7. AND BEING A GREAT ASSET TO THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS.

8. THANK YOU, JACKIE CHAN.

9. I LOVE YOUR KARATE.

10. THANKS, JACKIE!

11. THANKS FOR ALL THOSE SPECIAL EFFECTS AND CHOPPING

12. BRICKS.

13. AND THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR KARATE CHOPS AND COMEDY

14. MOVIES.

15. WE THINK YOU'RE GREAT, JACKIE.

16. AND I THINK YOU'RE CUTE.

17. ALL RIGHT, BABY, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, ALL RIGHT?

18. I WILL.

19. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, RIGHT?

20. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

21. SEE YOU, OKAY?

22. OKAY.

23. BYE.

24. LOVE YOU.

25. ♪ YEAH

26. THROUGH THE DOOR ♪ ♪ FEEL YOU COMING THROUGH THE

27. DOOR ♪ ♪ GET UP THE STAIRS AND EVEN

28. THE SCORE ♪ ♪ COME ON AND EVEN THE

29. SCORE ♪ ♪ SEXUAL ROMANCE

30. YAH! HEE!

31. HYAH! YEAH!

32. AY, BABY!

33. IT'S JUST ADULTERY.

34. THE CATEGORY IS ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT.

35. AND IT'S NOT JACKIE CHAN.

36. UM... IS IT...

37. THE GUY FROM CHEERS?

38. UH, KELSEY GRAMMER!

39. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

40. EDGAR ALLEN POE.

41. WHY CAN'T YOU GET ONE RIGHT?

42. IT'S NOT JACKIE CHAN, THE AWARD-WINNING NEW TRIVIA

43. CHALLENGE FROM CINCO GAMES.

44. SPEED ROUND.

45. NAME TEN THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN.

46. TOOTHPASTE, PIZZA, LAMPS, JACKIE CHAN.

47. GOOD EVENING.

48. WELCOME TO "ZITS."

49. I'M TIM HEIDEKER.

50. WITH ME IS MY GUEST, ERIC WAREHEIM.

51. ERIC, THANKS FOR JOINING US.

52. IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

53. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR SHOW.

54. NOW, YOU AND I DO A COMEDY SHOW TOGETHER.

55. RIGHT.

56. WE HAVE STILLS FROM THE SHOW...

57. WE DO.

58. WHERE WE CAN SEE BOTH OF OUR ZITS.

59. THIS, ACTUALLY, ZIT BECAME INFECTED EARLY BECAUSE I

60. TRIED TO ELIMINATE IT BEFORE A SHOOT.

61. AND SOMETIMES IT GETS RED, AND IT BECOMES HUMONGOUS AND

62. PAINFUL.

63. NOW, HERE'S ONE OF ME.

64. I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

65. THIS IS A CLASSIC WHITEHEAD SITTING RIGHT UP TOP ON THE

66. FOREHEAD.

67. IT'S HUMONGOUS.

68. YEAH.

69. A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME, "TIM, IT'S A DIETARY THING, YOU KNOW?

70. DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?" YES.

71. "DO YOU DRINK SODA?" YES.

72. "DO YOU EAT FATTY FOODS?"

73. YES, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME, "ARE YOU EATING

74. COOKIES LATE AT NIGHT?" AND I SAY, "OF COURSE I AM."

75. WHAT'S THE STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE HAD A ZIT?

76. I ACTUALLY ONCE HAD A ZIT ON THE TIP OF MY NIPPLE, AND

77. IT KIND OF BALLOONED OUT AND FORMED A PUS BAG, AND YOU COULD

78. SEE IT PROTRUDE IN MY SHIRT.

79. OKAY, POPPER OF PICKER?

80. DO YOU POP OR DO YOU PICK?

81. I'M A POPPER.

82. I ADMIT IT.

83. SEE, I'M A PICKER.

84. I PICK.

85. AND I ACTUALLY — WHEN I POP IN THE MORNING, I GET

86. PRETTY CLOSE, AND SOMETIMES AS A JOKE TO MY WIFE, I JUST

87. LEAVE THE WHITE.

88. AS A PICKER, I DON'T DEAL WITH THE WHITE SO MUCH AS

89. THE RED.

90. I GET A LOT OF BLEEDING.

91. RIGHT.

92. PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME NOW THAT THAT'S NOT THE BEST WAY

93. TO TREAT THE ZIT.

94. WELL, IF YOU WASHED YOUR HANDS MORE OFTEN...

95. I'M ACTUALLY MORE CONCERNED, WHEN IT COMES TO

96. WASHING MY HANDS IN THE BATHROOM — WASHING MY HANDS

97. BEFORE I PEE, BECAUSE I FEEL THERE WOULD BE MORE BACTERIA ON

98. MY HANDS THAN ON MY PENIS.

99. SO, I'M WORRIED ABOUT, BY TOUCHING MY PENIS, CREATING

100. BACTERIA ON MY PENIS, GETTING ZITS OR PENIS

101. ZITS.

102. MY WIFE ASKED ME THIS WEEKEND, "ERIC, WHY ARE YOU

103. TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS DURING SEX?"

104. IN FACT, I'M HIDING ALL THE ZITS THAT ARE LIVING AROUND THE BASE

105. OF MY PENIS.

106. IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING A FULL RING.

107. THE CONSTELLATION OF STARS DOWN THERE.

108. INTERESTING.

109. RIGHT.

110. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON THE SHOW.

111. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE, TIM.

112. THANK YOU.

113. I APPRECIATE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT

114. MATTER AND NOT JUST...

115. HEY, HONEY, IT'S ME.

116. PICK UP.

117. YOU THERE?

118. LISTEN, I LEFT MY DRIVING HAT AT HOME, SO I'M SWINGING AROUND

119. TO PICK IT UP, OKAY?

120. I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU ARE OR WHY YOU AREN'T PICKING UP THE

121. PHONE.

122. I JUST LEFT, BUT UM... EITHER WAY, I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE

123. MINUTES.

124. BYE-BYE.

125. ♪ THE MAN IS COMIN' HOME

126. YEAH! YEAH!

127. IT'S A SEXUAL CRIME.

128. CONGRATULATIONS, JACKIE CHAN, FOR 100 YEARS OF

129. ENTERTAINMENT.

130. HI, UH, WELCOME TO "QUILTING WITH WILL."

131. UH, MY NAME IS WILL GRELLO, AND I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE

132. LYNETTE.

133. LYNETTE TAUGHT ME HOW TO QUILT A LONG TIME AGO.

134. AND I THANK HER FOR IT ALL THE TIME IN WAYS THAT SHE DOESN'T

135. EVEN REALIZE SOMETIMES.

136. T.M.I.

137. T.M.I., W.I.P. MORE LIKE IT.

138. ONE MAN'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION IS ANOTHER MAN'S TOO LITTLE

139. INFORMATION, T.L.I. AND ONE OTHER MAN'S J.E.I., JUST ENOUGH

140. INFORMATION.

141. THIS IS A BLACK SQUARE THAT REPRESENTS, UH, WELL, JUST MY

142. FATHER.

143. WE, UH, DIDN'T HAVE THE BEST RELATIONSHIP.

144. HE LAID A BELT ON ME FROM TIME TO TIME, AND IT, UH — IT TAUGHT

145. ME LESSONS, BUT IT ALSO TAUGHT ME TO HATE.

146. THIS RIGHT HERE, AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE'S A BELT.

147. IT WAS A STUDDED BELT.

148. THIS IS THE BELT THAT WAS USED.

149. THIS WAS DURING A PERIOD OF W.M.B.A.T.T., WETTING MY BED ALL

150. THE TIME.

151. AND, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, WHEN I WRAP THIS QUILT AROUND ME IN MY

152. COFFIN, THAT WILL BE A LESSON I WILL HAVE LEARNED.

153. BUT, YOU KNOW, MUCH LIKE THE ECONOMICAL PROBLEMS THAT I HAVE

154. HAD AS AN ADULT, MY FATHER HAD THE SAME PROBLEMS.

155. I GUESS I INHERITED THEM FROM HIM.

156. HE WOULD JUST GO, "HEY, HEY!

157. YOU'RE NOT SMILING RIGHT NOW.

158. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME!

159. SMILE!

160. EAT YOUR CARROTS.

161. COOK THE DOG!

162. COOK THE DOG!" COOK YOUR OWN DOG?

163. NO CHILD SHOULD BE MADE TO DO THAT.

164. DOG SHOULD BE RAW...

165. AND LIVING.

166. HI — HI — HI — HI — HI — HI — HI.

167. I'M STEVE MAHANAHAN, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR STEVE MAHANAHAN'S

168. CHILD CLOWN RENTAL.

169. YOU'LL LOVE MY CLOWNS.

170. YOU CARE FOR MY CLOWNS LIKE YOU CARE FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

171. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING VIDEO.

172. IT'LL HELP YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR CHILD CLOWNS.

173. WHEN YOUR CHILD CLOWNS ARRIVE, THEY MAY NOT WANT TO

174. COME OUT OF THEIR CARRIER.

175. IF SHYNESS OCCURS, GENTLY TAP ON THE CLOWN BOX.

176. THE CHILD CLOWNS SHOULD LEARN QUICKLY.

177. THESE CHILD CLOWNS COME HUNGRY AS A HORSE!

178. THE FIRST THING YOUR CHILD

179. CLOWN WILL LOOK FOR IS FOOD.

180. CHILD CLOWNS ARE NOT FED IN THEIR CLOWN BOXES, SO EXPECT

181. THEM TO ARRIVE VERY HUNGRY.

182. MY CHILD CLOWNS ARE

183. BLIND.

184. THEY'LL EAT ANYTHING.

185. YOUR CHILD CLOWN MAY BE

186. RELUCTANT TO PERFORM IN AN AMUSING FASHION.

187. WE RECOMMEND STEVE MAHANAHAN'S CHILD-CLOWN POISON SPRAY.

188. IT KEEPS 'EM SICK!

189. BUT NOT TOO SICK.

190. TOO MUCH POISON, AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAD CLOWN ON YOUR HANDS.

191. IT'S USELESS!

192. OUR CHILD CLOWNS CAN PERFORM UP TO 12 HOURS AT A TIME.

193. BUT THEY MIGHT GET TIRED AND TRY TO REST.

194. YOU GOT TO KEEP EM AWAKE!

195. GO AHEAD, USE MY HORN!

196. I LOVE THE KICKS, THE KARATE MOVES YOU MADE SO FAMOUS.

197. AND IF I HAD ANOTHER FATHER, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU MY

198. FATHER, 'CAUSE I LOVE THE WAY YOU WOULD MAKE ME GROW UP.

199. ALL RIGHT HONEY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.

200. OKAY, I WILL.

201. YOU TOO.

202. BE HOME AT 5:00 LIKE USUAL.

203. OKAY.

204. OKAY, I LOVE YOU.

205. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.

206. I LOVE YOU.

207. OKAY, BYE-BYE.

208. BYE.

209. I MISSED YOU, GIRL.

210. AAH!

211. OH, WHOA!

212. AAH! AAH!

213. HI, HONEY.

214. WAIT, PLEASE.

215. PLEASE, DON'T SHOOT ME.

216. OH!

217. OH! OH!

218. AAAAAH!

219. ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO

220. HELLO, 911?

221. THIS SEXUAL ROMANCE IS OVER.