Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x10

Directed by

Frank Black as Self (voice) • Ray Wise as Grill Vogel • Thaddeus Anders as Mark • Bob Druwing as Lindsay Porch • Jennifer Mims as Ruth Carr

Tim's mother makes homemade brownies. Lindsay Porch sings "I Can Wait". Richard Dunn hosts "Shot Dunn". Dr. Steve Brule explains stomach doubling.

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1. SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.

2. THAT'S OKAY.

3. UM, MY MOM SENT US SOME HOMEMADE BROWNIES — HER CLASSIC

4. RECIPE.

5. OH, REALLY?

6. THAT'S SO SWEET OF HER.

7. YOU WANT TO TRY ONE?

8. YEAH, I CAN HAVE JUST ONE.

9. WE'LL BE RIGHT...

10. [ SLOPPING, SLOSHING ] ♪ LA LA LA LA LA

11. OOPS.

12. JOHN, WE GOT THE ANDERSON ACCOUNT, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO

13. YOUR HARD WORK.

14. AH, NOW HERE'S A COMPLICATED HUG THAT I DON'T ADVISE

15. BEGINNERS TO ATTEMPT.

16. NOW, YOU SEE, MARK AND JOHN PLACE THEIR HANDS ON THEIR HIPS

17. AND CREATE A SEESAW MOTION.

18. MARK LISTENS TO JOHN'S HEART.

19. HE CORRECTLY WAITS FIVE BEATS — BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,

20. BA-BUM.

21. THIS LETS MARK KNOW THAT JOHN IS EMOTIONALLY CONNECTED TO THE

22. HUG.

23. IT'S ALSO A GREAT ICEBREAKER.

24. [ TING! ] NOW, THIS IS ONLY RECOMMEND WHEN

25. A CO-WORKER IS COMFORTABLE WITH THIS APPROACH.

26. I'M GONNA PROVIDE MY PERSONAL CELLPHONE NUMBER IF YOU NEED ME

27. TO TALK YOU THROUGH IT.

28. HELLO?

29. HEY, TIM, IT'S ERIC.

30. HEY, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE BROWNIES YOU

31. GAVE ME EARLIER.

32. OH, I'M ACTUALLY EATING ONE RIGHT NOW.

33. YOU ARE? ME TOO.

34. THAT'S WEIRD.

35. UM, I'M JUST ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP.

36. YOU WANT TO DO A PRAYER?

37. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.

38. SWEET FRIEND, WE PRAY THAT NOTHING TERRIBLE WILL

39. HAPPEN TO EACH OTHER, FOR NOW OR FOR ETERNITY.

40. I LOVE YOU, BUT NOT AS A MAN LOVES A WOMAN, BUT AS A DEAR MAN

41. FRIEND.

42. ALL THE BEST, AMEN.

43. OKAY, BYE-BYE.

44. PHEW.

45. UGH!

46. OH!

47. HEY, TIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

48. ERIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

49. YOU'RE IN MY DREAM!

50. DREAM!

51. WHA-A-A-A-T?

52. OH!

53. SUGAR HIGH.

54. HA!

55. THE FOUNTAIN ♪ ♪ THANKS BE THAT WE TWO DO

56. MEET ♪ ♪ EVERY INCH OF BROWNIE

57. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

58. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

59. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

60. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

61. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

62. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

63. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

64. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

65. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

66. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

67. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

68. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

69. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

70. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

71. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

72. I HOPE I NEVER WAKE UP.

73. MY NAME IS... OH, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, AND TODAY, WE'RE GONNA

74. HAVE AN INTERESTING PERSON COME OUT WITH US.

75. HER NAME IS TANESE GRAY, AND SHE'S GONNA COME OUT TO JOIN US

76. HERE.

77. [ MID-TEMPO REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] WELCOME, TANESE.

78. JOIN US ON THE SHOW HERE.

79. SO?

80. NOW, THE SEGMENT WE'RE GOING TO RIGHT NOW IS CALLED

81. "SHOT DUNN."

82. AND I WANT TO COME UP WITH A WORD, AND THEN WE'RE GONNA DO A

83. FREE ASSOCIATION OF THE WORD.

84. UH, THE FIRST WORD, WE'LL SAY...

85. "PIZZA."

86. TANESE?

87. PIZZA.

88. NOTHING COMES TO MIND?

89. ANYTHING, ANYTHING — JUST WHATEVER POPS UP.

90. FIRST THING — BINGO, RIGHT THERE.

91. PIZZA.

92. SKATES.

93. OH.

94. PLIP.

95. BLIMP?

96. PLIP.

97. PLIP.

98. P-L-I-B-T IS WHAT?

99. ARE YOU SAYING, "BLEEP?" BLEEP? PLIP.

100. THERE YOU GO — "BLEEP."

101. BLEEP, BLEEP.

102. THAT'S THE WORD.

103. "PLIBT."

104. AH, YES.

105. ♪ DUN DUN-DUN DUN

106. REGGAE COMING UP.

107. HERE WE COME.

108. [ MID-TEMPO REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ] I LIKE THAT MUSIC.

109. IS REGGAE YOUR FAVORITE?

110. OH, YEAH.

111. I LIKE REGGAE.

112. IT'S THE CINCO FACTS MACHINE!

113. A CINCO FACTS MACHINE DELIVERS HUNDREDS OF INTERESTING FACTS.

114. "NEARLY ALL BOYS GROW AT LEAST AS TALL AS THEIR MOTHERS."

115. JUST PUNCH IN ANY NUMBER.

116. THIS MAN USES A FACTS MACHINE TO GET BACK!

117. FORGET THE "X" — WE'VE GOT "CTS."

118. LEARN THESE INTERESTING FACTS...

119. CINCO — MAKING IT EASIER AND FAST.

120. THE CINCO FACTS MACHINE FROM CINCO HOME OFFICE — MAKIN' IT

121. E-Z.

122. Dr. HI, I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.

123. AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU TODAY ABOUT A SIMPLE MEDICAL

124. PROCEDURE THAT YOU MIGHT'VE HEARD ABOUT.

125. IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT, WHAT THE HECK?

126. DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?

127. HEY, WHY YOU MESSING WITH ALL THOSE DIET PILLS AND EXERCISE?

128. JUST GET YOUR STOMACH DOUBLED.

129. I HAD IT MYSELF, AND I WAS SCARED BEFORE I WENT, BUT I LOVE

130. TO EAT BAD FOODS FOR ME.

131. BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET FAT LIKE A TUB OF LARD.

132. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

133. YOUR MAIN STOMACH IS PUSHED TO THE SIDE, WHICH MAKES ROOM FOR

134. THE SYNTHETIC POUCH THAT WILL BE YOUR NEW SECOND STOMACH, ALONG

135. WITH AN ARTIFICIAL PIPE TO GO FOR THE BAD FOODS.

136. THEN YOU JUST REACH INTO YOUR MOUTH AND MOVE THE REAL HOLE TO

137. THE SIDE.

138. THEN YOU EAT WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT TO EAT.

139. IT'S LIKE HAVING A SUMMER HOUSE FOR YOUR BODY.

140. AND IF IT EVEN GETS ROTTEN, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

141. IT'S NOT PART OF A REAL BODY!

142. THEN YOU JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM — I GOT TO GO MAKE

143. NUMBER TWO, WHATEVER THE HECK YOU HAVE TO SAY — "I'LL BE

144. RIGHT BACK TO DINNER."

145. YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM, AND YOU PULL UP THE FLAP.

146. IT'S A SIMPLE VELCRO FLAP IN YOUR SKIN.

147. YOU JUST EMPTY IT OUT.

148. YOU GOT TO GIVE A LITTLE SHAKE, BUT IT'LL FALL OUT.

149. KEEP THE HEALTHY STUFF IN YOUR REAL STOMACH AND EAT THE JUNK IN

150. YOUR FAKE ONE FOR YOUR HEALTH!

151. I'M GETTING SICK.

152. IT'S TOO MUCH.

153. WHERE ARE WE?

154. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

155. WHERE DID BROWNIE MOUNTAIN GO?

156. WE'RE NOT DREAMING, TIM.

157. WAKE UP!

158. WAKE UP.

159. WAKE UP.

160. TIM, THIS IS NOT A DR— OH, MY GOD, WE ATE THE

161. WHOLE BROWNIE MOUNTAIN.

162. HE-E-E-E-E-LP!

163. ♪ WHOA-A-A-A-A-A

164. AND NOW THERE'S NOTHING LEFT ♪ ♪ ALL IS GAME

165. THE WANDERING SUN ♪ YEE-HAW-HAW-HAW!