Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 3x1

Directed by

Cathy Mitchell as Self • James Baldwin as Pep Pep • George W. Brooks III as Dancer • Josh Cheney as Self • Bob Druwing as Chanter

Tim returns from the dead with a special gift. This is part of the 30 episodes ordered for season 2, but is considered to be in season 3. The 30 episodes ordered for season 2 were advertised as seasons 2, 3, and 4, each consisting of 10 episodes.

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1. HEY, TIM, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR MOM

2. THE OTHER DAY, AND SHE GAVE ME THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE OF YOU.

3. CAN YOU CUT, PLEASE, ERIC?

4. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT BABY PICTURE, MAN?

5. WHAT? THAT WAS FUNNY?

6. NO, IT WASN'T FUNNY.

7. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

8. TIM! AAH!

9. EXCUSE ME. ONE MORE THING, TIM.

10. AAAAAAAAAH!

11. AAH! AAH!

12. AHH.

13. HEY, TIM.

14. I MISS YOU, MAN.

15. JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.

16. THIS IS FOR YOU.

17. NEED YOU BACK.

18. I NEED YOU BACK!

19. COME BACK, PLEASE!

20. AH!

21. OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

22. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

23. TIM HEIDECKER HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD.

24. SEASON 3 CAN BEGIN... NOW!

25. GREAT JOB!

26. GREAT JO— AH AH AH AH!

27. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

28. AH! AH! AH! AH!

29. BOOOOOOO!

30. HEY, PAP-PAP.

31. WHAT IS IT?

32. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

33. GO AHEAD, SON.

34. IT'S MY PENIS.

35. IT STINKS.

36. YES, WELL, LET ME TAKE A WHIFF.

37. YOU NEED A PENILE DOUCHE.

38. HELLO. I'M DICK DOUSCHE.

39. THAT'S MY REAL NAME.

40. IF YOUR PENIS SMELLS, THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO GET IT CLEAN THAN

41. WITH THE DICK DOUSCHE PENILE CLEANSING RAG.

42. THIS REVOLUTIONARY MEDICATED RAG CLEANS AND DISINFECTS THE SHAFT

43. AND BALL AREAS OF THE ENTIRE MALE CROTCH.

44. AND MY PENILE CLEANSING RAG IS DISHWASHER SAFE.

45. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CLEAN IT WITH THE LAUNDRY.

46. THE DICK DOUSCHE CLEANSING RAG ALSO CLEANS...

47. ALL WITH THE POWER OF THE DOUSCHE RAG.

48. THANK YOU. I'M DICK DOUSCHE.

49. THAT'S MY REAL NAME.

50. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS.

51. AAH!

52. YEE-HAW! YIP YIP YIP!

53. YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP!

54. YOU SAY — YOU — CUT!

55. JUST SYNC IT UP ON THE

56. LAST SCREAM.

57. OKAY.

58. SLATE.

59. DUDE, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

60. FEELS GOOD.

61. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE, YOU KNOW?

62. YOU DON'T FORGET.

63. BUT, I MEAN, IS EVERYTHING THE SAME WITH YOU?

64. CAN YOU — ACTUALLY, CAN YOU, UM...

65. CAN YOU CLEAR THE ROOM?

66. THAT'S LUNCH.

67. UH, I WANTED TO TALK TO

68. YOU ABOUT THIS, ACTUALLY.

69. IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING.

70. I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS THING SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK.

71. WHAT?

72. JUST LOOK HERE.

73. TIGER!

74. WOW.

75. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR THE PAST WEEK NOW.

76. EVERY TIME I THINK OF TIGER, IT'S PBHT!

77. I GET THIS CRAPPY LITTLE TIGER STATUE HERE.

78. YEAH, I'VE SEEN THOSE BEFORE.

79. YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE?

80. WE CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS.

81. IF YOU'RE MAKING THESE OUT OF THIN AIR, THERE'S NO OVERHEAD.

82. WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.

83. OH, MY GOD.

84. ONE HUNDO A DAY, BOTH OF US, FIVE HUNDO A WEEK.

85. THAT'S RICH.

86. BOOMBA! BOOMBA!

87. BOOMBA! BOOMBA!

88. HI! CATHY MITCHELL HERE IN

89. THE KITCHEN WITH THE BRAND-NEW, EXCITING PRODUCT CALLED THE

90. GRIDDLEMAN.

91. AND I HAVE A FRIEND TO HELP ME INTRODUCE IT TO YOU, FROM

92. CHANNEL 5 NEWS, DR. STEVE BRULE.

93. HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT A PANINI AT A RESTAURANT?

94. Dr. What's a panini?

95. A PANINI'S A SANDWICH.

96. Dr. WELL, THEN WHY DID YOU CALL IT A PANINI?

97. WELL, "PANINI" IS ITALIAN, I THINK.

98. IT MEANS "GRILLED" IN ITALIAN.

99. Dr. WHAT'S ITALIAN?

100. THAT'S A COUNTRY IN EUROPE.

101. IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOT.

102. Dr. LIKE A COWBOY BOOT.

103. KIND OF. LET'S MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.

104. YOU WANT TO HAND ME ONE OF THOSE SPATULAS OVER THERE?

105. THE PURPLE ONE.

106. Dr. THEY'RE ALL YELLOW.

107. THE PURPLE SPATULA.

108. HERE, I'LL GET IT.

109. Dr. OH, THAT — THAT PURPLE ONE.

110. OKAY. HOW ABOUT SOME MEAT?

111. DO YOU LIKE TURKEY?

112. Dr. WHO YOU CALLIN' "TURKEY"?

113. AND THEN YOU CAN ADD WHATEVER YOU LIKE, YOUR OWN LITTLE

114. TOUCHES.

115. YOU LIKE PICKLES OR...

116. Dr. YEAH. LET'S PUT — LET'S PUT SOME PICKLES.

117. ALL RIGHT. THOSE ARE OLIVES.

118. YOU LIKE OLIVES?

119. Dr. OKAY.

120. OKAY.

121. WE NEED TO PUT A LITTLE OF THIS GREASE ON IT, THOUGH.

122. Dr. WHAT ANIMAL DOES THE GREASE COME FROM?

123. WELL, THIS IS HORSE.

124. Dr. SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.

125. GO AHEAD AND BRUSH IT RIGHT ON THERE.

126. THERE YOU GO. VERY GOOD.

127. VERY GOOD.

128. AND NOW WE'RE READY TO GO.

129. WE'LL JUST LAY THAT SANDWICH RIGHT ON THERE.

130. DO YOU LIKE SANDWICHES?

131. HAVE YOU HAD A PANINI BEFORE?

132. Dr. THE COWBOY BOOT.

133. OKAY, AND WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THE LID.

134. THAT SANDWICH IS GONNA BE READY IN ABOUT 5 SECONDS.

135. [ DING! ] LOOK AT THAT!

136. DOESN'T THAT LOOK AMAZING?

137. Dr. CATHY, I CAN'T WAIT.

138. I HAVE TO TAKE A BITE OF THIS PANINI.

139. BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE IT'S HOT.

140. Dr. OHH!

141. FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH! AAH!

142. FAH!

143. FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH!

144. AAH! OOH!

145. WAH WAH WAH!

146. FAH FAH FAH!

147. OHH!

148. FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH!

149. FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH!

150. I THINK I BURNED MY TONGUE.

151. OH, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT AT THE EDGES.

152. Dr. EXCUSE ME.

153. SMELLS LIKE HORSE.

154. AA-A-A-A-A-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M.

155. AA-A-A-A-A-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M.

156. HI. MY NAME IS ERIC, AND MY FRIEND TIM AND I SELL

157. TIGERS.

158. WE SELL TINY TIGERS.

159. TIGERS ARE GREAT FOR GIFTS AND LIVENING UP YOUR

160. MARK— MANTEL.

161. WE LOVE TINY TIGERS!

162. THIS CAME OUT OF TIM'S BODY.

163. NOW IT'S YOURS, FOR SALE.

164. WE LOVE TINY TIGERS.

165. GO AHEAD — SQUEEZE MY TIGER.

166. IT'LL GROWL.

167. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

168. TIGER!

169. WE SELL TINY TIGERS.

170. I SAID THAT.

171. TIGERS LAST FOREVER.

172. COME TO TIM AND ERIC'S TINY TIGERS.

173. IT'S ON MAIN STREET.

174. THESE ARE FOR SALE.

175. MY TIGERS ARE PERCHED ON A LOG.

176. THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO GET IT CLEAN THAN WITH THE

177. DICK DOUSCHE PENILE MED— BY GOD —

178. CLEANSING PAD.

179. CLEANSING RAG, YOU DOPE.

180. IT REALLY...

181. IT REALLY...

182. IT REALLY CLEANS, YOU SON— I'M DICK DOUSCHé.

183. OH. OH, YOU GOT ME IN THE DOUSCHé THING AGAIN.

184. THEY MAKE PERFECT GIFTS FOR YOUR SON'S SWEET SIX— HA HO.

185. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

186. LIMIT ♪ ♪ AND THINGS ARE GETTING STRANGE

187. NOW ♪ ♪ OOH, HE DON'T FEEL WELL,

188. AND HE'S STARTING TO SWEAT ♪ ♪ HE NEEDS TWO MORE NOW

189. ALL RIGHT, TIM, BIG ORDER — FIVE TIGERS.

190. HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

191. MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I

192. DONE?

193. GET OUT OF MY STORE!

194. YOU'RE KILLING MY FRIEND WITH THESE TIGERS!

195. MY FRIEND'S DYING IN HERE!

196. GET OUT!

197. GET OUT!

198. TIM! TIM.

199. TIM, I'M SO SORRY I DID THIS TO YOU, MAN.

200. IT'S OKAY.

201. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

202. I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME BACK.

203. NO, DON'T SAY THAT.

204. I NEED YOU TO END THIS.

205. END IT.

206. TAKE THE CLOTHESPIN AND PUT IT ON MY NOSE.

207. GOODBYE, FRIEND.

208. THE REAL TIM HEIDECKER CAN NEVER DIE BECAUSE HE'S A CHI—

209. WHO IS THIS? WE'RE —

210. HE'S GONNA BE ALIVE.

211. THIS IS JUST A CRANK.

212. NO, IT'S A CRANK.

213. HE'S LIKE JESUS CHRIST.

214. HE COMES BACK ALIVE ALL THE TIME.