Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x9

Directed by

Fred Armisen as K.J. Nutt • Tom Skerritt as Self • Rainn Wilson as Video Match Client • Justin Conduff as Son • Miranda May as Daughter

The Bread Heads try to get to a Bread Harrity concert. The Mayor and Roy Teppert have a disagreement.

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1. WANT ME TO COME IN OR...

2. ♪ TIM AND ERIC

3. HI, KIDS.

4. I'M BREAD HARRITY.

5. HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI-AND-MEATBALL SONGS?

6. YOU?

7. OR YOU?

8. ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS SONG I'M GONNA SING FOR YOU TONIGHT.

9. MMM.

10. HE LOOKS GO-O-O-O-O-O-OD.

11. YEAH!

12. OH, LOOK AT THAT!

13. MMM.

14. CLOSE YOUR EYES, AMBER.

15. AMBER, LOOK OVER THERE.

16. BREAD HARRITY IS THE AWARD-WINNING BEST-SELLING

17. MUSIC — UH, CHILDREN'S MUSIC SINGER WHO, UM...

18. I GUESS HE START—

19. GIRL, WOULD YOU TAKE THAT OUTSIDE?

20. EVERYBODY CALLS US

21. "BREADHEADS" 'CAUSE WE GO TO ALL THE BREAD HARRITY CONCERTS

22. AND I GOT ALL THE POSTERS AND THE CDs.

23. IT'S JUST AN UNBELIEVABLE SEXUAL JOURNEY TO

24. WATCH BREAD PERFORM.

25. DEAR.

26. WATCH THE BOYS.

27. YOU WANT TO SIT ON MAMA'S LAP?

28. HON?

29. YOU WANT TO SIT ON MOMMY'S LAP?

30. HUH?

31. YOU WANT TO SIT ON MOMMY'S LAP?

32. YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP?

33. HON?

34. YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY MOMMY'S LAP?

35. JACK LEFT ME.

36. UH, HE FOUND VIDEOTAPES OF ME WATCHING BREAD'S VIDEOS AND, UM,

37. TRIMMING MYSELF.

38. LOOK AT THIS DREAM.

39. HIM AND ME...

40. OR HIM AND DONNA — WHOEVER GETS HIM FIRST.

41. MY EX-HUSBAND, JACK, HE WAS CUT WHEN HE WAS A CHILD DOWN

42. ON HIS MEMBER, AND IT WAS PULLED BACK AND CLEAN.

43. AND BREAD, BEING A MEDITERRANEAN MAN, HIS SHEATH REMAINS ON IT.

44. AND I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING WITH A MAN LIKE THAT AND

45. PULLING BACK THAT HOOD.

46. WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

47. I DON'T CARE.

48. GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE FREEZER OR GO OUT.

49. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE A FULL-TIME MOM, YOU KNOW?

50. BECAUSE I DON'T, UM, LOVE MY KIDS.

51. GET HER OUT OF MY SIGHT.

52. I NEED TO — I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY BREAD.

53. BREAD, YOUR BEARD IS HAIRY LIKE MY AFTER A

54. LONG TIME WITH NO MAINTENANCE.

55. I WANT TO CUT YOUR BEARD WHILE I SHOW YOU MY MOST PRIVATE OF

56. AREAS.

57. YOU WILL FILL ME WHEN I AM IN THE BATHROOM.

58. IT'S JUST, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

59. WHO TOOK THE TOILET PAPER?

60. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ I'M NEVER GONNA WIPE MY BUTT

61. ♪ I DON'T WIPE MY BUTT

62. RIGHT.

63. ♪ MY BROWN, CRUSTY STAINS ARE AN ENVIRONMENTAL

64. ISSUE ♪ ♪ OKAY

65. I APPLAUD YOU ON THE WAY THAT YOU'RE LEADING YOUR LIFE IN THAT

66. REGARDS, BUT I PREFER TO REMAIN SANITARY WHEN IT COMES TO MY

67. REAR END.

68. [ THUD, CRASH ] HOLES!

69. ALL.

70. WELCOME BACK TO "HOBBY HOLES."

71. I'M K.J. NUTT, HOLE EXPERT.

72. WHEN PEOPLE SAY TO ME, "K.J., YOU SILLY MAN.

73. THERE'S NO HOLE.

74. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

75. IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER."

76. WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, WON'T WE?

77. FOLD ONCE. TWICE.

78. AND LOOK AT THAT.

79. A PERFECT HOLE.

80. AND IT TOOK ME NO TIME AT ALL.

81. DID YOU KNOW HOLES CAN BE USED TO STAND IN?

82. AND THEY CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU APPEAR A BIT SHORTER OR SMALLER.

83. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL HOLE.

84. IT'S ABOUT 3 FEET IN CIRCUMFERENCE, 2 FEET DEEP.

85. IT'S A HOLE NATURALLY MADE.

86. NOW, WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS USE A BIT OF WHITE PAINT TO KIND OF

87. MARK OFF — YEAH — THAT IT'S YOURS.

88. DO YOUR NAME, TOO, RIGHT?

89. A BEAUTIFUL, NATURAL HOLE — UNTOUCHED BY MAN.

90. IT'S "BRULE'S RULES" WITH CHANNEL 5's

91. DR. STEVE BRULE.

92. Dr. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE FOR

93. "BRULE'S RULES."

94. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GONNA DO IF YOU'RE OUT ON A-A PICNIC AND

95. HAVE AN ICE CREAM AND THEN THE ANTS CRAWL ON THE ICE CREAM?

96. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

97. YOU'RE GONNA EAT THE ANTS BECAUSE IT'S MADE OUT OF

98. PROTEIN.

99. FOR YOUR HEALTH!

100. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ FIVE

101. MMM.

102. YEAH.

103. WELL, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS.

104. WE'RE DRINKING A LOT OF PIÑA COLADAS, AND MY DOCTOR SAID

105. NOT TO DRINK BECAUSE MY NEW BIRTH CONTROL, AND HE WAS RIGHT.

106. IT'S GOING RIGHT THROUGH ME, AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT PEE.

107. I'M TALKING ABOUT ONE NIGHT WITH

108. BREAD HARRITY.

109. WELL, FIRSTLY, I'D GET OURSELVES DRUNK, GET BEER AND EVERYTHING

110. AND HAVE HIM — GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE TRAILER, AND...

111. AND GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE

112. TRAILER.

113. THESE AREN'T DONE.

114. THIS IS — THIS — I CAN SEE PINK.

115. YOU GOT TO TURN THAT ON.

116. I'D TOTALLY LET BREAD GO IN THE BACKDOOR ON THE FIRST

117. NIGHT.

118. IF I WASN'T THIS PREGNANT, I'D LET HIM GO IN THE

119. FRONT DOOR.

120. YOU CONSIDER THAT A HOLE?

121. I DON'T!

122. I DON'T THINK THAT'S A HOLE AT ALL.

123. MOVE IT OVER.

124. DO IT AGAIN.

125. IT'S NOT A GRAVE, IS IT?

126. IT'S NOT — LOOK, IT'S NOT A HOLE IF YOU'RE

127. NOT — YOU DON'T WANT TO PUSH —

128. YOU DON'T GO — THAT GOES FORWARD, LIKE THIS.

129. AND GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.

130. HUH?

131. WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?

132. NOT ME, THE HOLE!

133. DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

134. DON'T BE HASTY.

135. IT'S A HOLE, NOT A PIT.

136. I'M A GAMER.

137. AND, UH, I'M INTO MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER ONLINE GAMING

138. COMMUNITIES.

139. IF YOU MEET ME ONLINE BY GRUB'S TAVERN, I WILL SHOW YOU

140. WHERE THE TREASURE IS HIDDEN.

141. MY ONLINE ALTER EGO IS 18 FEET TALL AND HAS GIANT WINGS, LIKE

142. AN ANGEL'S, BUT ALSO LIKE A DEMON'S.

143. HIS NAME IS KARLORE.

144. ANYTHING.

145. AND HE WILL AND HAS — WOMEN, DEVILS, ANGELS, ANIMALS.

146. YOU NEED TO GET WITH HIM BECAUSE MY PENIS ONLY HAS A TIP.

147. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE GLUED AN ACORN...

148. TO THE BOTTOM OF MY TORSO.

149. ♪ SKIT-SCAT, SCARE IT ♪ I WANT TOM SKERRITT

150. I WANT TO USE THE "TOP GUN" REFERENCE.

151. RIGHT.

152. THAT'S WHAT I SAID FROM THE BEGINNING.

153. TALENT.

154. MOST IMPORTANT THING IS GET THE NAMEABILITY OUT THERE.

155. RIGHT.

156. ♪ T-O-M ♪ SKERRITT

157. SOME VIBRATO.

158. ♪ I WANT TOM SKERRITT ♪ I DON'T WANT BRAD GARRETT

159. GIVE ME AN URBAN BEAT.

160. [ BEAT-BOXING ] ♪ TOM!

161. SEE YOU AGAIN.

162. THANKS, MAN.

163. IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.

164. YEAH. A PLEASURE.

165. YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH?

166. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME IN IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA BE

167. INTERESTED.

168. YOU DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB.

169. OH, HERE WE...

170. HE'S COMING.

171. HE'S COMING!

172. BREAD!

173. HERE WE GO!

174. HERE WE GO NOW!

175. STOP!

176. STOP!

177. BREAD!

178. HOT!

179. BREAD, BREAD!

180. HI, LADIES.

181. OH, MY GOD.

182. I LOVE YOU, BREAD.

183. WE LOVE YOU BREAD.

184. WE'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE THE CONCERT.

185. YEAH.

186. SURE.

187. YES.

188. ♪ I BOUGHT SOME SCENTED CANDLE

189. SPRAY ♪ ♪ TO COVER UP THE SMELL

190. OF MY JUNK ♪ ♪ I'M GONNA SHAVE MY

191. CROTCH ALL DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL EVEN LET YOU

192. JUMP MY TRUNK ♪ ♪ WE WANT TO GIVE OUR LIFE TO

193. YOU ♪ ♪ AND WE'RE READY TO

194. LEAVE OUR KIDS ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE A

195. MOM NO MORE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE REALLY WANT

196. TO LEAVE OUR KIDS ♪ THANK YOU.

197. TO MY MOM ♪ ♪ THEN WE'LL HAVE MORE TIME FOR

198. SEX ♪ ♪ EVERY KIND OF KINKY SEX

199. I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA

200. WORK.