Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x8

Directed by

David Cross as Pussy Doodles Artist • Jeff Goldblum as Self • Bob Odenkirk as Pussy Doodles Commercial Director • Alexa Almaz as Dancer • Brady Ecklund as Young Casey

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1. OKAY.

2. HI, I'M JEFF GOLDBLUM.

3. UH, TUNE IN THIS EVENING TO CHANNEL 5 FOR THE ENCORE

4. PRESENTATION OF "THE JEFF GoldBluMan GROUP."

5. UH, IT'S A DAZZLING SHOW.

6. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE MUSIC, THE DANCE, AND THE PURE GENIUS OF

7. THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND EVENT THAT I WROTE.

8. IT'S A SIZZLER.

9. PLEASE WATCH.

10. PUT ERIC WHERE I'M HERE.

11. AND THEN ANYTHING FOR THE PASSWORD?

12. MAKE SURE YOU GOT SOME NUMBERS IN IT.

13. PUT MY DAUGHTER'S NAME — SUSAN 69.

14. HI, FRIENDS.

15. I'M TIM HEIDECKER HERE WITH MY GOOD FRIEND ERIC WAREHEIM HERE

16. TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT FROM CINCO

17. TECHNOLOGY.

18. THAT'S RIGHT, TIM.

19. IT'S CALLED THE INNERNETTE, AND IT'S A FRESH NEW WAY TO CHECK

20. OUT SITES, BUY CLOTHING, AND SURF MUSIC, AND IT'S ALL LOCATED

21. ON THIS TINY CD-ROM.

22. YOU BET, ERIC.

23. YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE INNERNETTE IS THAT

24. IT'S 100% SECURE.

25. WAIT A SECOND, TIM.

26. WHAT ABOUT ALL MY E-WORMS AND MY E-MAIL VIRUSES?

27. WELL, ERIC, YOU CAN KISS YOUR E-VIRUS PROBLEMS GOODBYE.

28. BECAUSE THE — LET ME HAVE THIS FOR A SECOND.

29. JUST LET GO OF IT.

30. BECAUSE THE ENTIRE INNERNETTE IS LOCATED ON THIS CD-ROM.

31. YOU'RE NOT CONNECTED TO ANYTHING, SO NO ONE CAN CONNECT

32. TO YOU.

33. THE INNERNETTE.

34. THE EASY-TO-USE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE LOCATED

35. ENTIRELY ON ONE CD-ROM.

36. NO MORE WIRES TO CONNECT.

37. NO MORE MONTHLY SERVICE CHARGES.

38. NO MORE SPAN, INTERNET VIRUSES, OR E-WORMS.

39. AND THE INNERNETTE IS SIMPLE TO INSTALL.

40. YOU'LL BE SURFING OVER 100 SITES IN SECONDS.

41. MUSIC SITES, SHOPPING SITES, AND INNERNETTE CHAT ALL AT THE TOUCH

42. OF A BUTTON.

43. THE INTERNET HAS NEVER BEEN SO EASY.

44. THANK YOU.

45. I WANT MY MOMMY.

46. OH.

47. BLUGH!

48. I MISS MOMMY. I'M SORRY.

49. AND, UH, HI, POP POP.

50. THIS IS MAGNIFICENT, JAMES.

51. WELL, THANK YOU, MOLLY.

52. LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE COLORS.

53. SHHHHHHH!

54. DON'T TELL ANYONE.

55. IT'S JUST MY PUSSY DOODLES.

56. NOW THERE'S A BRAND-NEW WAY OF CREATING AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE

57. USING YOUR CATS.

58. PUSSY DOODLES!

59. JUST PLACE YOUR CAT INTO OUR PATENTED STRAP, PICK YOUR BRUSH,

60. AND LET YOUR PUSSY GO!

61. PUSSY DOODLES!

62. CHOOSE ANY ONE OF OUR PATENTED STRAPS, SUCH AS THE PICASSO

63. PUSSY, LADIES' CHOICE, THE DIARRHEA MACHINE.

64. PUSSY DOODLES!

65. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT, YOU CAN BUY ONE OF MY OF PUSSY

66. DOODLE PAINTINGS DIRECTLY, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PAINTINGS,

67. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU.

68. OH!

69. PUSSY DOODLES!

70. Dr. HI, I'M

71. DR. STEVE BRULE, SPECIAL FOR ON LIVING ON YOUR LONESOME.

72. YOU GONNA LIVE ALONE LIKE I DO?

73. WELL, GUESS WHAT?

74. THERE'S STUFF YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT NOT BE SO AWFUL.

75. NUMBER ONE, TIP NUMBER ONE, SPEND A LOT OF YOUR TIME ON

76. SUNDAY MAKING SANDWICHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.

77. THEN YOU'RE PREPARE, YOU TURKEY.

78. THE SECOND TIP IS GO TO BE EARLY, YOU DOOFUS!

79. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, THERE'S NO LONELY TIMES.

80. IT'S JUST DREAMS.

81. YOU CAN MAKE UP YOUR OWN PUZZLES.

82. IT'S NOT — IT'S NOT ANY MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

83. JUST MAKE UP YOUR OWN PUZZLES.

84. TAKE A PICTURE YOU LIKE FROM YOUR STUFF, AND CUT IT INTO

85. PIECES.

86. THEN YOU WON'T KNOW HOW THE HECK TO PUT IT TOGETHER, AND IT'S A

87. HOMEMADE PUZZLE OF YOURS.

88. WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

89. TIM, I AM BLOWN AWAY BY THE INNERNETTE.

90. AND, YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PART IS THE SHOPPING ZONE.

91. TIM, YOU DEFINITELY NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTS.

92. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

93. OH, COME ON.

94. LET'S CLICK ON THE PANTS ZONE.

95. NOW SELECT COLOR.

96. WHAT ABOUT PLEATS?

97. PARACHUTE OR NON-PARACHUTE.

98. CUFF OR NO CUFF.

99. NOW YOUR SIZE.

100. NOW PRINT YOUR ORDER FORM.

101. AND THEN FAX IT OVER TO CINCO'S INNERNETTE RECEIVING CENTER.

102. IT'S SO FUN AND EASY.

103. WELL, ERIC, YOU KNOW I'M

104. A MUSIC NUT, OKAY?

105. AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE INNERNETTE, BECAUSE IT FEATURES

106. NETTE TUNES.

107. WITH OVER 100 SONGS AVAILABLE, IT'S THE PERFECT MUSIC CHOICE

108. FOR ME.

109. TIM, LET ME STOP YOU THERE.

110. I ALREADY SEE A PROBLEM.

111. MY WIFE LIKE ROCK MUSIC, AND I LOVE COUNTRY.

112. HOW CAN ONE CD-ROM CONTAIN ENOUGH MUSIC FOR BOTH OF US TO

113. BE SATISFIED?

114. I'VE HEARD IT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE.

115. THE MUSIC ON THIS CD ALMOST FEELS LIMITLESS.

116. YOU'VE GOT ROCK, COUNTRY, FOR THIS GUY.

117. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

118. RAP, AND CHILDREN'S MUSIC.

119. TIM, YOU KNOW, MY DAUGHTER SUSAN LOVES CHILDREN'S

120. MUSIC.

121. LET'S LISTEN TO A SAMPLE.

122. SCENE TWO, TAKE SIX.

123. USE THE DIALOGUE THAT YOU WROTE.

124. PUSSY DOODLE!

125. HERE ON YOUR MARK ONE, WHERE IT'S — TAPE IT OFF, YOU GUYS.

126. RIGHT OVER HERE.

127. PUT IT ON — NO.

128. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD.

129. START THERE, RIGHT WHERE THAT BLUE TAPE IS.

130. WE NEED A FOCUS MARK.

131. NO.

132. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GREAT —

133. THESE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONALS.

134. AND THEY HAVE TO DO!

135. ALL RIGHT.

136. YOU HIRED THEM FOR HALF A DAY!

137. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET A COMMERCIAL UNLESS YOU START WHAT

138. I TELL YOU TO DO!

139. START FROM ONE, SAY THE WORDS THAT YOU WROTE, AND TALK AND

140. WALK, AND THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU WITH THE CAMERA!

141. GO!

142. TALK!

143. I DON'T LIKE COMMERCIALS.

144. LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO SHOOT THIS

145. THING!

146. AND THEN WE HAVE TO LEAVE!

147. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO DO IT PERFECTLY!

148. STAND THERE! GET THE REAL CAT!

149. LET'S GO!

150. I NEED A CHANGE OF CLOTHING.

151. WE HAVE TO SHOOT THIS LIVE!

152. GUYS, WE GOT TO GO LIVE!

153. WE GOT TO GO LIVE!

154. WE GOT TO CUT IT IN CAMERA!

155. GO!

156. THANK YOU.

157. THAT'S A WONDERFUL PAINTING, MOLLY.

158. WE GOT IT! YEAH!

159. OW!

160. AAH!

161. WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT!

162. WE GOT IT!

163. THE COMPUTER SHOULD ONLY BE

164. FOR EDUCATION, HIGH MORALS, AND BETTERING OUR HUMANITY, NOT FOR

165. PORNOGRAPHY AND NOT FOR EXPLOITING WOMEN.

166. HELLO, EVERYBODY!

167. WELCOME TO THE "CHANNEL 5 DANCE PARTY."

168. I'M PIERRE.

169. AND WE'RE GONNA GET FREAKY IN THE HOUSE!

170. LET'S MEET SOME OF OUR HOT DANCERS, STARTING OFF WITH

171. PALMER SCOTT!

172. CHECK THOSE BUNS, PALMER.

173. ANETTE SALSMAN!

174. MMM, I WANT TO TAKE A BITE.

175. JUDITH GOLDSTEIN.

176. YEAH!

177. OOH, MAMA.

178. JOSEPH SATRIANO.

179. WONDER IF THAT MAN HAS ANY CHILDREN.

180. I'D WRITE HIM AND SEND HIM LEGS IF HE WAS A DAD.

181. WHO'S THAT BALD MAN?

182. OH, THAT'S JUST BEN HUR.

183. HEY, MAN, HOW ARE THE KIDS?

184. I RECOGNIZE THAT WOMAN.

185. THAT'S CASEY'S MOM.

186. I GOT HER PREGNANT ONCE.

187. ALL I WANT TO DO IS DANCE AND

188. LET'S TRY SOME SAD DAD DANCING.

189. LET'S TRY SOME SAD DAD DANCING.

190. OW, MY ANKLE!

191. DRAG HIM OUT.

192. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

193. OH, I'M JUST CHATTING WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS HERE.

194. BUT YOU'RE NOT CONNECTED TO THE WEB.

195. HOW IS THIS WORKING?

196. THE INNERNETTE OFFERS ME UP TO FIVE UNIQUE AVATARS THAT I

197. CAN CHAT WITH VIRTUALLY ANY TIME OF DAY.

198. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

199. WELL, THIS IS PROFESSOR HINSLEY.

200. DO YOU THINK I COULD ASK HIM A QUESTION?

201. FIRE AWAY.

202. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

203. HE SAYS "FINE."

204. INNERNETTE.

205. INNERNETTE.