Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x7

Directed by

Will Forte as Pall Willeaux • Dave Navarro as Self • Rainn Wilson as Cinco Spokesman • Wayne Baldwin as Audience Member • David Born as Robin Williams • Stephanie Courtney as 'Demons' Casting Director

Tim recieves a robin from Eric. A dad and his father spend a silent moment in the hallway.

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1. >> I'M DRESSED TO IMPRESS.

2. >> ♪ TIM AND ERIC ♪ AWESOME SHOW

3. >> Eric: TIM!

4. I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

5. >> Tim: WHAT?

6. >> Eric: IT'S A PRESENT.

7. >> Tim: WHAT IS IT?

8. >> Eric: IT'S A PRESENT.

9. COME OPEN IT.

10. >> Tim: WHAT IS THIS?

11. >> GOOD MORNING, TIM, BABY!

12. CABLE! A GOOD SHOW, MAN!

13. GOOD SHOW!

14. 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT!

15. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

16. I THINK YOU DO!

17. GET YOU UP, GET YOU DOWN.

18. OH, CHECK IT OUT OVER HERE!

19. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!

20. >> Eric: OH, MAN.

21. >> Tim: WHAT IS THIS?

22. >> Eric: I GOT YOU ROBIN WILLIAMS.

23. >> Tim: WHY? I DON'T GET IT.

24. WHAT IS THIS?

25. >> Eric: WE BOTH KNOW MY COMEDY HASN'T BEEN 100%, AND, OF

26. COURSE, YOURS HAS, AND I JUST FELT LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE

27. SOMEONE, LIKE A TRUE COMEDY GENIUS, TO WORK WITH.

28. IT'S YOURS.

29. IT'S YOUR ROBIN WILLIAMS, BUDDY.

30. >> Tim: SO HE JUST WORKS LIKE A REGULAR ROBIN WILLIAMS?

31. >> Eric: YEAH, JUST LIKE TAKE HIM HOME AND WORKSHOP IDEAS WITH

32. HIM AND HAVE DINNER.

33. ANYTHING YOU WANT.

34. >> Tim: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

35. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

36. >> GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG, BABY!

37. >> Eric: LET ME GET A PHOTO OF YOU GUYS.

38. >> OOH!

39. >> Tim: ROBIN, WHERE YOU — WHERE YOU GOING, ROBIN?

40. ROBIN!

41. >> I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER.

42. THERE IT IS!

43. 1,763.

44. NOW THE CINCO LIBRARY PRESENTS THE FIRST EVER ENCYCLOPEDIA OF

45. NUMBERS.

46. YOU KNOW, FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, MATHEMATICIANS AND

47. FAMILIES HAVE SEARCHED FOR A SINGLE VOLUME THAT COULD CONTAIN

48. ALL OF THE NUMBERS IMAGINABLE.

49. WELL, CINCO HAS DONE IT.

50. THEY'VE CREATED THE FIRST ENCYCLOPEDIA OF NUMBERS!

51. NOW YOU CAN ENJOY NUMBERS LISTED NUMERICALLY...

52. OR ALPHABETICALLY.

53. CINCO'S ALSO CREATED A SERIES OF MORE SPECIFIC COLLECTIONS

54. TARGETING YOUR NEEDS.

55. PHONE NUMBERS, FAX NUMBERS, BEEPER NUMBERS, NUMBERS

56. FORGOTTEN BY TIME, NUMBERS THAT GO NOWHERE —

57. THIS ONE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE NUMBERS IN IT.

58. AND NOW NUMBERS JUST FOR MEN.

59. CINCO HAS CREATED SOME OF THE TALLEST BOOKS KNOWN TO MAN.

60. YOU'LL EVEN NEED A SPECIAL TALL BOOKSHELF TO SHELF THESE BOOKS.

61. BECAUSE IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT THE NUMBERS.

62. PLEASE BUY MY BOOKS.

63. >> HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "DUNNGEONS."

64. I'M YOUR HOST RICHARD DUNN.

65. RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE

66. FROM JANE ADDICTION AND THE RED CHILI PEPPERS —

67. DAVID — "NEVARRO."

68. DAVID NEVARRO, PLEASE COME IN.

69. >> NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

70. >> OH, PLEASURE OF A TIME, DAVID.

71. >> ACTUALLY, IT'S DAVE NAVARRO.

72. >> DAVE NAVARRO.

73. >> DAVE NAVARRO.

74. >> GOT IT.

75. SO, UM...

76. WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU — DO YOU PLAY, SING, OR...?

77. >> I'M A GUITAR PLAYER.

78. >> DO YOU MIND TELLING ME ABOUT HOW PLAY THE BASS GUITAR?

79. >> WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT A BASS GUITAR PLAYER.

80. >> YEAH, YOU'RE — OH.

81. >> I'M A LEAD GUITAR PLAYER.

82. >> LEAD GUITAR.

83. >> >> NANOO, NANOO!

84. MORK FROM ORK!

85. OH, BABY!

86. I'M COMING, MAMA!

87. >> Tim: HEY, OFF!

88. PLEASE, OFF THE COUCH.

89. OFF THE COUCH.

90. ROBIN, OFF THE COUCH.

91. >> Tim: HELLO.

92. >> Eric: HEY, "T," HOW YOU DOING?

93. >> Tim: ROBIN!

94. PLEASE.

95. >> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

96. >> Tim: GO AHEAD.

97. >> Eric: YOU EXCITED FOR TONIGHT?

98. >> Tim: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

99. >> Eric: YOUR SHOW I BOOKED YOU AND YOUR ROBIN WILLIAMS.

100. IT'S A SOLD-OUT CROWD.

101. IT'S A TWO-MAN IMPROVISATIONAL SHOW.

102. >> Tim: TWO-MAN SHOW?

103. >> Eric: IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME.

104. IT'S PART OF YOUR GIFT.

105. >> Tim: OH, WELL, UH...

106. TH-THANK YOU.

107. I GUESS.

108. >> Eric: GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

109. >> Tim: SEE YOU.

110. HEY, ROBIN — HEY.

111. NO, ROBIN, LISTEN TO ME.

112. LISTEN TO ME.

113. ROBIN.

114. ROBIN, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

115. LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

116. WE GOT TO REHEARSE FOR A SHOW.

117. >> OH, A SHOW!

118. >> Tim: STOP IT! HEY!

119. NO, STOP IT!

120. YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!

121. STOP AND LISTEN TO ME!

122. TIME-OUT!

123. NOW GO OUTSIDE, TAKE FIVE MINUTES, AND GET YOUR

124. TOGETHER.

125. ASSHOLE.

126. >> ASSHOLE.

127. >> SO, BOTH OF YOU WILL BE READING FOR THE PART TOGETHER.

128. OKAY, SO IF YOU JUST SHARE THAT MARK, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC.

129. WE'LL START WITH A SLATE, JUST LOOK IN THE CAMERA, AND THEN YOU

130. JUST SAY YOUR NAMES.

131. >> Eric: YOU GUYS BOTH LIVE IN A DEMON'S COVE, YOU BOTH WERE

132. KILLED VERY YOUNG, YOU DID NOT LIVE A FULL LIFE.

133. AND THESE KIDS ARE COMING UP ON YOU, AND YOU NEED TO SCARE THEM.

134. >> WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF MOVEMENT, RIGHT?

135. >> Eric: LITTLE BIT OF MOVEMENT.

136. JUST STAY WITHIN THIS AREA.

137. >> Tim: AND SLATE, YOUR NAME.

138. >> HI, THERESA GRASSO.

139. >> JACK SLATE — I MEAN —

140. JACK SEALE.

141. >> AND —

142. >> Eric: >> AND — AND FOG, PLEASE.

143. AND I'M GONNA READ STAGE DIRECTIONS.

144. AND EVERYBODY SETTLE.

145. AND EVERYBODY SETTLE.

146. >> Tim: JACK SLATE!

147. >> IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

148. >> Tim: OH, THERE GOES THE SODA.

149. THERE GOES MY SODA!

150. >> YOU GOT IT.

151. YOU DID IT.

152. YOU DID IT.

153. >> Tim: I'M REALLY SORRY.

154. I'M SO SORRY.

155. I'M SO SORRY.

156. >> Eric: IT'S OKAY.

157. >> WE'RE ALL SORRY.

158. >> Tim: >> FEEL LIKE I GOT TO KNOW YOU.

159. >> I'M A DEMON.

160. >> AND NOW WE'LL HAVE...

161. TWO BOYS FROM GERMANY — "DARK ZIGGA ZUBEL."

162. AND THEY'LL BE PLAYING THE ZITHER — SYNTHESIZER HERE.

163. TAKE IT AWAY, BOYS!

164. >> Eric: >> SPY DOKA YUNYIN.

165. >> AH, YES.

166. >> Eric: GUTEN TAG.

167. >> THANK YOU.

168. YOU BOYS PLAY THE "SYTHSIZER."

169. DON DEKA... JENGO.

170. >> I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE.

171. >> YOU'RE LEAVING NOW?

172. THANK YOU, DAVID, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

173. >> Eric: AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

174. >> Tim: HE SAYS GOODBYE.

175. >> UH...

176. WHY DID HE — >> Tim: WE ARE

177. ZWEI DUNKEL JUNGEN.

178. WE ARE TWO DARK BOYS.

179. >> I GOT THAT.

180. HOW LONG YOU BEEN PLAYING?

181. >> Tim: 20 YEARS.

182. >> 20 YEARS.

183. YOU MUST HAVE STARTED WHEN YOU WERE 2 YEARS OLD, THEN.

184. YOU LOOK ABOUT 22 YEARS OLD.

185. >> Tim: HE SAYS, "HOW OLD ARE

186. YOU, THEN, OLD MAN?" HE SAYS YOU LOOK 100 YEARS OLD.

187. >> WELL, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FLIGHT COMING OVER.

188. >> Eric: SCHEISS!

189. >> Tim: HE SAYS, FOR THIS."

190. >> Eric: NEIN, HE'S UND SCHWEIN HERR.

191. >> Tim: YOU ARE A PIG MAN WITH MOUTH.

192. YOU ARE DUMB IDIOT.

193. >> I GOT TO SPLIT, MAN.

194. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

195. >> Eric: OKAY.

196. BYE, KEITH.

197. >> Tim: THANK YOU, NO.

198. I'M SORRY.

199. UH, I'M SORRY, GUYS.

200. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY.

201. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS MY ROBIN WILLIAMS RAN AWAY.

202. UM...

203. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

204. IT'S FUNNY.

205. I DON'T — I DON'T REALLY THINK I EVER REALLY NEEDED HIM TO

206. BEGIN WITH, YOU KNOW?

207. BECAUSE THE PERSON THAT DESERVES TO BE UP ON STAGE WITH ME HERE

208. IS RIGHT HERE.

209. HE'S IN THE AUDIENCE.

210. HE'S ERIC WAREHEIM.

211. DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

212. SO, ERIC, I'M ASKING YOU, WOULD YOU JOIN ME UP ON STAGE?

213. >> Eric: I'LL DO IT.

214. >> Tim: YES! OH!

215. >> ♪ HE'S THE WINNER >> Tim: YES!

216. >> ♪ THE BEST A MAN CAN GET ♪ TAKE A LOOK IN HIS EYES

217. FRIEND ♪ ♪ THE WINNERS

218. >> Eric: WOW, THIS IS A NICE

219. PIECE OF — >> Tim: OH!

220. >> ♪ FINALLY WORKING TOGETHER

221. >> ♪ ZWEI DUNKEL JUNGEN

222. ♪ ZWEI DUNKEL JUNGEN