Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6

Directed by

Maria Bamford as Candy Tails Commercial Announcer (voice) • Aimee Mann as Singer (voice) • Madelyn Kish as Girl • Mary Mackey as Candy Tails Mom • Patrick Manuel as Boy

A tape that Carol made for Mr. Henderson is revealed, and her worst fear is realized.

Request examples:

!req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6 [02:32]
!req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6 [Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6 [10-11]; !req Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x6 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. IT'S "BRULE'S RULES" WITH CHANNEL 5's

2. DR. STEVE BRULE.

3. Dr. HI.

4. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.

5. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRULE'S RULES THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IF

6. YOU WANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL.

7. YOU HAVE SMELLY BODY PARTS?

8. SMELLY UNDER YOUR ARMS AND THE ARMPITS?

9. JUST — JUST PUT SOME VINEGAR ON IT.

10. WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT?

11. HEY, PIGGY, PIGGY.

12. OH, HI, MR. ANDERSON.

13. HOW MANY BREAKFASTS YOU HAVE THIS MORNING, HUH?

14. JUST ONE.

15. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD FOUR, FIVE,

16. MAYBE.

17. UH...

18. LOOKING LIKE A BURRITO THIS MORNING.

19. THANK YOU, SIR.

20. I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FANTASY I'VE BEEN HAVING.

21. UM, I DIP MY WICK INTO SOME POISON.

22. UH... THE KIND THAT KEEPS YOUR ROD NUMB, YOU KNOW, SO I CAN GO

23. IN AND STAY IN FOR A WHILE.

24. UH, THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT IS, UH, IT'S VERY DANGEROUS TO

25. THE VAGINAL WALL.

26. SO, UH...

27. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON HAVING ANY KIDS.

28. THAT WOULD BE NICE, SIR.

29. MM-HMM. YEAH.

30. WHOOP!

31. NO.

32. NOT — NOT YET.

33. MR. HENDERSON, I ACTUALLY MADE YOU A PRESENT.

34. IT'S A PRIVATE VIDEOTAPE OF MYSELF.

35. ALL RIGHT.

36. EXCUSE ME.

37. ATTENTION STAFF, PLEASE REPORT TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR A

38. SPECIAL T.G.I.F. MOVIE SCREENING.

39. ACTUALLY, THAT WAS JUST FOR YOU, SIR.

40. NOT FOR EVERYONE.

41. UH-HUH.

42. [ CRUNCH! ] IT'S CANDY TAILS

43. FROM CINCO SWEETS.

44. PICK YOUR FLAVOR — CHOCOLATE, STRAWED-BERRY, AND CARAMEL.

45. DIP IT IN THE TROUGH.

46. POUR ON SPRINKLES AND CANDY BITS.

47. NOW SUCKING ON YOUR HAIR IS SWEETER THAN EVER!

48. CANDY TAILS ARE MADE FROM GENUINE HORSEHAIR.

49. YOU CAN BARELY EVEN TASTE THE HORSEHAIR.

50. CANDY TAILS IS FOR BOYS, TOO.

51. CHECK OUT THOSE CANDY DREADS.

52. WOW!

53. ME BE JAMMIN' WITH ME CANDY TAILS.

54. YA HEAR ME, MON?

55. AND FOR THE CHILD ATHLETE, THERE'S CANDY BANGS.

56. YOUR CHILD'S SWEAT ACTIVATES THE CARAMEL CORE, DELIVERING SWEET

57. SAUCE DIRECTLY TO THEIR MOUTH.

58. AND CANDY TAILS IS GREAT FOR ON-THE-GO WITH THE NEW

59. SIDESHEATH DIPPING STATION.

60. CLIP IT IN.

61. TAKE A LICK!

62. IT'S CANDY TAILS!

63. UH, NEXT ITEM WOULD BE A FINGER BROACH.

64. UH, YOU'D HAVE TO PUT THIS ON YOUR MIDDLE FINGER.

65. BECAUSE OF THE LENGTH OF THE, UH, BROACH PART, YOU'D NEED A

66. LONG ENOUGH KNUCKLE...

67. TO, UH, ABSORB IT.

68. THIS IS A LADIES RING, OBVIOUSLY, 'CAUSE I CAN'T GET

69. MY...

70. I REALLY WANTED THAT TO GET IN

71. THERE.

72. AND THIS HERE, WELL, THIS IS A PIECE OF FOOL'S GOLD.

73. AND, UH, THAT IS NOT FOR SALE.

74. NO NEED TO CALL IN ABOUT THAT.

75. IT IS PART OF MY COLLECTION.

76. ALSO NOT CHEAP.

77. UH, LET'S HAVE A CALLER, AND UM...

78. ANYBODY ON THE LINE?

79. YEAH.

80. HEY, OH, WOW.

81. OKAY, SO WHAT — WHAT PIECE — YOU'RE A WASTE.

82. YOU'RE A WASTE.

83. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THIS STUPID SHIT FROM THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE

84. YOU MADE.

85. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE DIRECTOR.

86. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON.

87. WELL, THAT WOULD BE YOUR OPINION.

88. I WOULD HAVE TO BEG TO DIFFER.

89. WELL, IT'S ALSO FACT.

90. IT'S NOT — YOU SHUT UP, YOU DUMB IDIOT.

91. GET IT?

92. ARE YOU LISTENING?

93. ARE YOU THERE?

94. TURTLE!

95. TURTLE, TURTLE, TURTLE!

96. IT'S —

97. OKAY.

98. THAT'S MY OLDER BROTHER, DAVID,

99. CALLING IN.

100. YEAH.

101. YEAH, HAVING SOME FUN.

102. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A REAL JOB?

103. ALL RIGHT, DAVID!

104. I DO HAVE A REAL JOB!

105. THIS IS MY REAL JOB!

106. ALL RIGHT? OKAY?

107. I DON'T HAVE A JOB WITH THE STATE.

108. I'VE GOT TO GO OUT AND HAVE TO PAY MY OWN BILLS, AND THIS IS

109. HOW I DO IT!

110. OH, GREAT!

111. THAT'S WHAT YOU MADE ME DO NOW, DAVID!

112. YOU SHUT UP, YOU DUMB IDIOT.

113. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

114. WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S, UH...

115. THAT'S WELL MADE.

116. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'LL BREAK IT.

117. NOW, THAT'S FOOL'S GOLD.

118. OKAY?

119. FOOL'S GOLD.

120. THAT'S WHY THIS ISN'T FOR SALE.

121. YOU'RE WASTING TIME SELLING THIS CRAP.

122. DAVID!

123. OH, WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH YOU, DUDE.

124. I KNOW.

125. I GET IT.

126. JUST GOOD-NATURED RIBBING.

127. AND, UH...

128. OH, BOY.

129. OH, BOY.

130. OH, BOY.

131. OH-OH-OH BOY.

132. B-B-BOY.

133. ♪ OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, B-BOY

134. HEY, TROOPS.

135. ALL RIGHT, LARRY, WHY DON'T YOU GET AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE

136. THERE.

137. GUYS, I GOT A LITTLE SPECIAL T.G.I.F. TREAT FOR YOU.

138. CAROL, OUR ASSOCIATE OVER THERE, SHE MADE ME THIS SECRET TAPE.

139. OF COURSE, SHE TOLD ME NOT TO SHOW IT TO ANYBODY, SO, HERE WE

140. GO.

141. PLEASE, MR. HENDERSON.

142. DON'T SHOW THIS.

143. OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD, HUH?

144. OH!

145. WHOA!

146. HI, MR. HENDERSON.

147. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

148. AND I MADE YOU THIS SEXY VIDEOTAPE.

149. AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SIR.

150. OKAY.

151. ACTION.

152. OH!

153. OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT?

154. OH, THAT IS DISGUSTING.

155. UGH.

156. ♪ ALL MY LIFE PLEASE, SIR.

157. CAN YOU STOP THIS?

158. UH... NO, NO.

159. WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE WHOLE THING.

160. YOU ARE A SICK BITCH.

161. OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T!

162. THAT'S TERRIBLE.

163. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

164. OH, PLEASE.

165. REMINDS ME OF MARLIN FISHING.

166. HUH, LAR, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

167. I CAN ALMOST SMELL 'EM.

168. SHE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE FISH,

169. HUH?

170. YES.

171. PERFECT.

172. MM-HMM.

173. OH, BOY, I'D HAVE SEX WITH A DOG BEFORE THAT.

174. LAR, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

175. POKE OR NO POKE?

176. I'D HAVE TO GIVE THAT A "NO."

177. NO POKE.

178. A BIG "NO" ON THAT ONE.

179. CAPICHE, CAR?

180. NO ONE WANTS TO DO YOU.

181. ESPECIALLY NOT ME.

182. OKAY?

183. THAT'S — IT'S NOT WORTH IT.

184. YOU'RE A PIG, HON.

185. THIS IS — YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH

186. SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

187. I'D CUT YOU UP IN LITTLE PIECES AND —

188. HEY, LAR.

189. COOL IT, HUH?

190. OH. I'M SORRY, SIR.

191. YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO SAY "WHEN."

192. LET'S GET BACK TO WORK, OKAY?

193. THE DAY'S NOT OVER YET.

194. HEAD OUT.

195. MY SON CHIP PASSED AWAY.

196. HE WAS STOLEN OUT OF A BOX AT THE DICK SPURRELLS APARTMENT.

197. NOW I GOT A NEW BOY, AND THIS IS THE NEW ONE THAT REPLACED CHIP,

198. THE BLACK BOY THAT WAS STOLEN.

199. WRONG ♪ ♪ FATHER AND SON

200. I'M THE BEST DAD!

201. TIM'S ASLEEP, SO IT'S TIME TO WAKE TIM UP.

202. TIME TO WAKE TIM UP.

203. TIME TO WAKE TIM UP.

204. WAKE UP, TIM.

205. HUH?

206. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.

207. WAKE UP, TIM.

208. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.

209. WHAT IS THIS?

210. WHAT'S GOING ON?

211. WAKE UP, TIM.

212. WHAT HAPPENED?

213. LOOK.

214. YOU GOT ME, FRIEND.

215. I GOT YOU, FRIEND!

216. HE GOT ME, FRIEND.

217. AND NOW BACK TO CANDY TALES.

218. I'M BACK.

219. IT'S GAVABON THE OLD!

220. HOW'D IT GO, GAVABON?

221. IT WAS MAGICAL.

222. THEY CUT OFF MY TAIL, AND THEY DRIPPED IT IN SWEET STRAWBERRY

223. SYRUP.

224. I FELT SO LUCKY THAT MY TAIL IS GONNA MAKE SOME LITTLE CHILD

225. HAPPY.

226. ♪ LIFE IS STRANGE

227. GONNA GO ♪ ♪ ALL YOU CAN DO

228. YEAH. OHH.

229. TO SHOW ♪ ♪ SEE, LOOK AT THEM

230. HEARTS ♪ ♪ FOLLOWING THEIR HEARTS

231. LOVE TO CALL ♪ ♪ I WANT YOU HERE BY MY SIDE