Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x5

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Zach Galifianakis as Tairy Greene as The Snuggler • Jozsef Kovacs as Bar Patron • Michaela Krex as Backup Dancer • Jacque Lawson as Backup Dancer • Terry G. Reed as Greg • 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Uncle Muscles

Tim's life is saved by the Snuggler.

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1. OOH!

2. BEAUTIFUL.

3. WHAT THE HECK IS A DEER DOING IN

4. THESE PARTS?

5. I'LL TAKE IT.

6. OOH, DARN IT.

7. OH, LOOK AT THIS, A BRANCH.

8. UM...

9. NOT BAD.

10. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

11. LITTLE CHIPPY.

12. AW, SHE'S JUST A BABY.

13. WHERE'S YOUR MAMA, HON?

14. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

15. OH...

16. AAH!

17. AAH!

18. AAH!

19. AND NOW THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN THE

20. TRI-COUNTY AREA, JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR, WITH SPECIAL NEWS

21. CORRESPONDENT DR. STEVE BRULE.

22. WAYNE...

23. WAYNE, CONCENTRATE.

24. YOU CAN'T GET TO LEVEL 4 THAT WAY.

25. VIDEO GAMES ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, JAN.

26. AND WHO BETTER TO GIVE HIS OWN FOUR-STAR REVIEW OF HIS

27. FAVORITE VIDEO GAME THAN OUR VERY OWN DR. STEVE BRULE?

28. STEVE!

29. Dr. THANKS, JAN.

30. FINALLY, A SUBJECT I GET TO REALLY

31. LIKE — VIDEO GAMES.

32. MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME, I'VE BEEN PLAYING ALL WEEK.

33. THEY TOLD ME TO CHECK IT OUT AND GIVE A REPORT ON IT.

34. IT'S, UM...

35. HAS SWORDS...

36. UH...

37. Y-YOU CAN GET DIFFERENT SWORDS IF YOU GO AROUND —

38. WHAT THE HECK IS IT CALLED?

39. STEVE, DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE GAME?

40. Dr. YEAH.

41. HAS SWORDS, 'CAUSE THERE'S KNIGHTS.

42. HE'S NOT — HE DOESN'T REMEMBER.

43. TO REMEMBER.

44. Dr. EH...

45. DOES ANYONE HAVE A COPY OF THE GA—

46. Dr. ... GIVE YOU ENOUGH

47. ENERGY CRYSTALS TO BUY YOURSELF A SHIELD.

48. STEVE, IS IT "WIZARD KNIGHTS"?

49. IF THERE'S NOT A GAME NAMED "WIZARD KNIGHTS," THERE

50. OUGHT TO BE ONE.

51. APPRECIATE THAT, JAN.

52. LOVE YOU.

53. "DUNDLEDORF'S CASTLE"?

54. Dr. NO. NO.

55. MIKE, DO YOU KNOW OF A GAME WITH GEMS AND SHIELDS?

56. Dr. NO, SHHH, I ALMOST HAD IT.

57. OH.

58. "K"?

59. Dr. UHH...

60. "N"...

61. Z— ZEE—

62. Dr. IT'S GREEN.

63. IT HAS A LOT OF GREEN SHIELDS.

64. UGH!

65. [ SPITS, GROANS ] AAH.

66. I THINK, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, I WISH I WOULDN'T HAD

67. GONE TO COLLEGE.

68. I WISH I HAD TRAVELED, YOU KNOW, JUST DOING WHAT —

69. Shh!

70. SOMEBODY, ANYBODY!

71. SHUT UP!

72. AAH!

73. It's time to snuggle.

74. HEALTH ♪ ♪ THE SNUGGLER!

75. I AM THE SNUGGLER.

76. HELP...

77. UGH.

78. HELP!

79. [ Slow, distorted voice ] HELP!

80. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.

81. I'M GONNA SAVE YOUR LIFE HERE.

82. I'M GONNA BE OKAY.

83. MM-HMM, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

84. JUST SNUGGLE IT OUT, SNUGGLE IT OUT.

85. WELCOME TO

86. "UNCLE MUSCLES CLASSICS."

87. HERE IS AN AMAZING CLIP FROM 1993.

88. ♪ I WANT TO GO ON A

89. HORSE-AND-BUGGY RIDE ♪ ♪ I WANT TO GO ON A

90. HORSE-AND-BUGGY RIDE ♪ ♪ A HORSE-AND-BUGGY RIDE

91. [ CRACK! ] ♪ I WANT TO GO ON A

92. HORSE-AND-BUGGY RIDE ♪ ♪ RIDING ON MY HORSE

93. [ CRACK! ] ♪ B-B...

94. ♪ RIDING MY HORSE

95. I WOULD BE YOUR PERFECT DATE BECAUSE I CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU

96. INTELLECTUALLY AND PHYSICALLY, AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE FAX

97. MACHINES AND THE EQUIPMENT IN YOUR OFFICE, IF IT BREAKS.

98. SO, YOU CAN HAVE ME THERE ON THE JOB TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FROM

99. 9:00 TO 5:00, AND I COULD TAKE CARE OF YOU AFTER 9:00 TO 5:00

100. AT HOME.

101. I AM VERY EXPERIENCED IN LOVE-MAKING.

102. I BORROW HEAVILY FROM THE LATIN CULTURE.

103. I'M AN AVERAGE-SIZED MAN.

104. THE ONE ISSUE IS I HAVE VERY SMALL, PETITE FEET.

105. AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES PEOPLE CHECK TO SEE IF IT'S A MAN OR

106. WOMAN WALKING INTO THE ROOM BY THE SOUND OF THE STEPS.

107. AND I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE A VERY FEMININE STEP.

108. WHOA.

109. OHH...

110. I DON'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT.

111. IT IS VERY HARD FOR ME TO FIND SHOES.

112. ALL RIGHT, THE GAME IS 7-BALL.

113. BEST OUT OF THREE.

114. GET IT, GO, YEAH!

115. YEAH! HA HA HA!

116. NOW, THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY 7-BALL.

117. Shh! Shh! Shh!

118. WHAT IS THAT?

119. YOU KNOW WHAT IT SOUNDS

120. LIKE TO ME?

121. A LADY.

122. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT PIECE OF TAIL.

123. UGH, UGH!

124. SEE, I CAN HEAR HER.

125. SHE SOUNDS JUST RIGHT.

126. OH, SHE SOUNDS REAL HOT.

127. YEAH.

128. I GET FIRST, YOU GET SECONDS.

129. EEH, EEH, EEH, EEH, EEH!

130. ♪ PETITE FEET ♪ FEMININE STEP

131. ♪ BUT THIS IS WHAT THAT DUDE SOUNDED LIKE WHEN HE

132. WALKED ♪ ♪ NOW, THIS IS WHAT A

133. MAN SOUNDS LIKE WHEN HE WALKS ♪

134. ♪ BUT THIS IS WHAT THAT DUDE SOUNDED LIKE WHEN HE

135. WALKED ♪

136. [ BASS-GUITAR LICKS ] ♪ BUT THIS IS WHAT THAT

137. OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE STUMP I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

138. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE SOME OF THE RINGS.

139. YOU CAN TELL HOW OLD THE TREE IS IF YOU LOOK IN THERE.

140. LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE I GOT HERE.

141. OH, YEAH, THIS IS THE SAP I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

142. THAT'S ACTUAL TREE SAP.

143. YOU CAN MAKE MAPLE SYRUP WITH THAT, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S A

144. MAPLE TREE, BUT YOU CAN MAKE, JUST, YOU KNOW.

145. SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THAT ONE IN FOCUS.

146. WHO'S THAT GUY?

147. HE'S THE MAN WHO SAVED MY LIFE.

148. YOU NEED TO MOVE IT.

149. YOU NEED TO MOVE IT.

150. NO, LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THE PACE UP, OR YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET

151. BETTER.

152. LET'S DO IT!

153. OH, EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHERE A COFFEE SHOP IS?

154. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

155. I'M A PINE CONE.

156. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO

157. BE FUNNY.

158. I MEAN, WH-WH-WH-WHAT DO I GOT TO —

159. WHAT DO I GOT TO DO HERE?

160. WAKE UP!

161. LOOSEN UP! IT'S THE '90s!

162. WELL, HI, MICHAEL J.

163. HEY, I'M THE SNUGGLER.

164. I SNUGGLE YOU.

165. GO, GO, GO, GO!

166. UH... AAH...

167. AND THAT WAS IT.

168. THAT'S, IN A NUTSHELL, KIND OF WHAT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW.

169. NO, I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT AT ALL.

170. THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW.

171. THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO OUR SHOW, THANK YOU.

172. SORRY.

173. THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW.