Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x4

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Lexi Greene as Granddaughter • Donald R. Jankiewicz as Birthday Party Guest • Pat Jankiewicz as Birthday Party Guest

Tim's birthday is coming up and Eric can't wait, so he takes Wait Mate pills. The problem is, he takes too many and loses his memory.

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1. COME IN.

2. HEY, ERIC.

3. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY SHOW.

4. THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.

5. IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

6. THANK YOU.

7. HI.

8. I WAS JUST STOPPING BY TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE UP TO ON SATURDAY.

9. AS YOU KNOW, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK.

10. AND I'M GONNA HAVE ONE OF THE BIGGEST PARTIES OF THE YEAR.

11. IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST PARTY I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

12. I CAN'T WAIT.

13. THERE'S GONNA BE A MISTLETOE DONKEY.

14. THERE'S GONNA BE A BIRTHDAY-PRESENT EXCHANGE.

15. I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE INVITED.

16. CAN'T WAIT!

17. JAMES QUALL IS GONNA BE THERE.

18. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR PARTY.

19. I HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT.

20. I LOVE TO PARTY.

21. PARTY.

22. MY PARTY.

23. CAN'T WAIT.

24. OH, MY GOD.

25. I CAN'T WAIT.

26. SPARE ♪ ♪ MY NEW PEP-PEP

27. MY NEW PEP-PEP IS THE AWESOME NEW DOLL FROM CINCO TOYS.

28. HE SMELLS LIKE A REAL OLD-FASHIONED GRANDPA, TOO.

29. JUST LOAD THE FLAVOR PACKS INTO THE REAR OF MY NEW PEP-PEP AND

30. WAIT FOR THE SCENT.

31. ♪ MY NEW PEP-PEP

32. SHOULD ♪ HE EVEN DISPENSES HARD CANDY.

33. EASY.

34. NAPS.

35. PEP-PEP.

36. YOU'RE A FOCUSED...

37. POWERFUL...

38. FORCE OF NATURE, AREN'T YOU?

39. 5 MINUTES, MR. GOLDBLUM.

40. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

41. APPRECIATE IT.

42. HELLO.

43. MY NAME IS JEFF GOLDBLUM.

44. HOW ARE YOU?

45. I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU, IF I MAY, ABOUT A MIRACLE WONDER DRUG.

46. IT'S CALLED WAIT MATE.

47. LET'S SAY YOU HAVE A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD SHOW ON

48. FRIDAY, BUT IT'S ONLY TUESDAY.

49. AND YOU JUST KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT.

50. WELL, YOU JUST TAKE YOUR WAIT MATE, AND YOU'RE OFF TO A

51. DEEP, DEEP SLEEP.

52. AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP, AH, YOU'RE THERE.

53. YOU HAVEN'T HAD TO WAIT.

54. IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE MY

55. CAREER.

56. THANKS, WAIT MATE.

57. OVERUSE CAN CAUSE SERIOUS MEMORY LOSS.

58. WOW, JEFF.

59. HANDSOME FOR A MAN.

60. OKAY, SEVEN DAYS TILL TIM'S BIRTHDAY.

61. THAT MEANS I TAKE SEVEN WAIT MATE PILLS.

62. 1, 2...

63. WHAT THE HECK?

64. AAH!

65. AAAAHHHH!

66. HANDSOME.

67. HANDSOME FOR A MAN.

68. BEACH BLAST.

69. DO-DO DO-DO-DO ♪ ♪ WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST

70. TIME YET ♪ ♪ A SUMMER THAT WE'LL NEVER

71. FORGET ♪ ♪ ALL OVER MALIBU

72. SHOR-R-R-R-E ♪ ♪ WE'LL SURF THE BIGGEST WAVES

73. AND MORE ♪ ♪ THIS WE CAN FORECAST

74. DO-DO-DO ♪ ♪ DUN-DO-DO DO-DO-DUN DO-DO

75. DO-DO-DO ♪ ♪ IT WILL BE A BEACH

76. BLA-A-A-ST ♪ RIC.

77. YO, RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC.

78. RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC.

79. RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC, RIC!

80. ERIC, WAKE UP, WAKE UP.

81. WAKE UP.

82. THERE YOU ARE.

83. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

84. LISTEN, YOU TOOK WAY TOO MANY OF THESE

85. WAIT MATE PILLS.

86. UH, BASICALLY WHAT'S HAPPENED IS YOUR MEMORY'S BEEN COMPLETELY

87. ERASED.

88. BUT I WENT AHEAD AND CALLED THE COMPANY.

89. WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO IS, THEY'RE SENDING OUT THIS GUY

90. NAMED ZAN.

91. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG PROCEDURE, BUT ZAN APPARENTLY MAKES IT FUN.

92. NOW, THEY ALSO SENT ALONG THIS TAPE, "ZAN'S LEARNING SONGS,

93. VOLUME ONE."

94. AND IT'S GONNA HELP YOU GET STARTED.

95. NOW, I JUST WANT YOU TO GET BETTER FOR MY BIRTHDAY, OKAY?

96. OKAY.

97. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ THAT IS A SANDAL SITTING BY

98. A CHAIR ♪ ♪ THAT IS A BLANKET MADE OF

99. HORSEHAIR ♪

100. ♪ THAT IS A CHIMNEY BURNING

101. SOMETHING WEIRD ♪

102. HEY, DAD.

103. THEY'RE JUST KIDS PLAYING, OKAY?

104. DON'T TAKE IT SO PERSONALLY.

105. HEY...

106. COME ON, LET'S GO BACK TO THE GARAGE.

107. HELLO.

108. WELCOME TO "STARK ON STARK."

109. I'M YOUR HOST, RON STARK.

110. MY GUEST TODAY — PRODUCER/DIRECTOR/ACTOR

111. RON STARK.

112. RON, I'D LIKE TO START OFF BY ASKING YOU, HOW DID YOU GET

113. STARTED IN ACTING?

114. WELL, MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS IN THE BUSINESS, SO I WAS BORN INTO THE

115. MOTION PICTURE AND THEATRICAL BUSINESS.

116. YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR ACCENTS, AND DA-DA-DA-DA—

117. DA-DA— DA-DA DA— THANK YOU FOR THAT.

118. THAT IS — OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

119. HERE WE ARE!

120. ERIC MADE IT.

121. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM.

122. HEY, YOU MADE IT.

123. OH, HEY.

124. I'M TIM.

125. YOU MUST BE ZAN.

126. OH, OKAY.

127. ERIC, HOW ARE YOU?

128. HE'S FEELING BETTER, BUT HIS MOOD IS KIND OF BLUE.

129. IS HE REMEMBERING ANYTHING?

130. I'VE JUST STARTED WORKING WITH THIS DING-A-LING.

131. THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

132. WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A SEAT?

133. THE SHOW'S GONNA START SOON.

134. HELLO, THERE.

135. OH, WAIT.

136. YEAH.

137. I GOT TO KEEP TRYING HERE TO — IF I HAD TO WAIT ANY LONGER, I'D

138. PROBABLY BE DISSECTED BY MEDICAL STUDENTS, BUT, UM...

139. HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

140. THIS IS JAMES QUALL.

141. SEE, AROUND THANKSGIVING SEASON, I OFTEN THINK OF MY, UM, PILGRIM

142. ANCESTOR JOHN ALDUM.

143. AND SO, THAT'S WHAT MAKES THANKSGIVING TIME SEEM A BIT

144. MORE INTERESTING.

145. I THINK I KNOW WHY THEY...

146. THESE ARE JOKES, SO OPEN YOUR EARS.

147. LAUGHTER'S THE CURE FOR ALL YOUR FEARS.

148. HELP ME.

149. PLEASE HELP ME.

150. AFTERNOON ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU COME OVER