Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x3

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Patton Oswalt as Beaver Boys Doctor • Robert Amico as Guy Who Gets Sat On • Clyde J. Bruff as Guy Who Gets Sat On • Tomari Casellas as Guy Who Gets Sat On • James Foster as Tiny Hats User

Baseball Man is forced to take action after noticing odd behavior from one of Chip's dolls during his date with Cindy. Dr. Steve Brule teaches some self-defense. A large man sings a song about sitting on you.

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1. BOO!

2. YAY!

3. EWW!

4. SHOW GREAT JOB.

5. HI, WELCOME.

6. GUESS WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE?

7. WE'VE JUST RECEIVED THESE FROM THE NETWORK.

8. THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH A WHOLE NEW LINE OF TIM AND ERIC DOLLS,

9. PROMOTING THE SHOW.

10. THAT ONE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

11. THIS ONE IS SO GOOD.

12. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

13. LETS TAKE A LOOK.

14. IS YOUR DOLL HOT?

15. NO IT'S FINE.

16. IS ADMITTING SOME HEAT TOUCH THAT.

17. IT'S A LOT HOTTER THAN HIS.

18. SOME— BEN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG THIS DOLL.

19. IT STINKS

20. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

21. YEAH.

22. MY DOLL SMELLS FINE AND FEELS AND IT'S THE NORMAL TEMPERATURE

23. OF A REGULAR DOLL, SO GO CHECK IT OUT ONLINE.

24. IT'S STILL VERY HOT.

25. I CAN'T HOLD IT, I HAVE TO PUT IT DOWN.

26. AHH!

27. HI, I'M MR. STEVE BRULE.

28. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO BE IN A FIGHT?

29. I'VE BEEN IN TONS OF FIGHTS.

30. THAT'S WHY I FIGURED OUT HOW TO STAY THE HECK OUT OF A FIGHT.

31. I DEVELOPED A TECHNIQUE WHICH I CALL THE LAST RESORT.

32. UH!

33. I'M GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TEACH YOU THE THREE TECHNIQUES

34. THAT MAKE MY SYSTEM THE MOST EFFECTIVE.

35. KAY, LETS GET STARTED.

36. I'M GOING TO BRING OUT MY ASSISTANT.

37. FIRST TECHNIQUE I WANT TO BREAK DOWN FOR YOU IS CALLED "KILL

38. THEM WITH KINDNESS."

39. DENNY, YOU'RE DIRTBAG MUGGER GUY AND YOU'RE GOING TO COME AND I'M

40. GOING TO KEEP YOU OFF OF MY CASE MAN.

41. NO, STAY THE HECK AWAY.

42. HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT JUMPSUIT?

43. SEE, TOTALLY CONFUSED HIM.

44. AND IT'S— IT'S NICE— IT'S NICE TO MAKE A FRIEND.

45. LAST RESORT!

46. DID YOU SEE THAT?

47. HOLD IT LIKE THIS.

48. HOLD IT WITH JUST ONE HAND.

49. I KEEP TRYING TO THINK OF— NO.

50. IT'S LIKE HOLDING A SCALDING CUP OF COFFEE.

51. I'M A WEIRD DOLL!

52. I'LL BE CAUSING TROUBLE IN A FEW MINUTES!

53. HEY CHIP, LET'S GO, WE'LL BE

54. LATE FOR THE GAME.

55. I CAN'T I HAVE TO PUT ALL MY DOLLS AWAY.

56. WHY?

57. CINDY'S COMING OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NONE OF THESE

58. DOLLS HAVE HATS ON.

59. WELL WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO TINY HATS?

60. THEY'RE NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS.

61. THEY ARE NOW.

62. TINY HATS IS NOW OPEN SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS, SO YOU

63. DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOSE LAST MINUTE TINY HAT

64. EMERGENCIES.

65. HATS FOR SMALL MEN AND BABIES.

66. HATS TO COMPLIMENTS CAKES AND PIES.

67. WEAR ONE UNDER YOUR NORMAL SIZE HAT, IT'S YOUR SECRET.

68. AND NOW WE'VE INTRODUCED A NEW LINE OF EXTRA LARGE TINY HATS.

69. TINY HATS IS PROUD PARTNERS WITH DINGLE'S HAT EXPERIENCE.

70. AND WHEN WE GOT UP SHE SAID "I'M WITH THE S.W.A.T. TEAM".

71. WANT SOME MORE WINE CINDY?

72. SURE.

73. COOL DOLLS, GREAT HATS.

74. THOSE ARE MY DOLLS.

75. AND I GOT THOSE TINY HATS, AT TINY HATS.

76. EVERYTHING OK IN HERE.

77. DEAR GOD, GENTLEMEN, YOUR SHRIMP

78. COUNT ARE DANGEROUSLY HIGH RIGHT NOW.

79. NOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS BRING YOUR WHITE WINE LEVELS UP.

80. SO WE CAN BALANCE THOSE WITH YOUR SHRIMP LEVELS.

81. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT BY INTRODUCING WHITE WINE INTO YOUR

82. SYSTEM RIGHT NOW.

83. DARREN, I NEED 2000 CC'S OF WHITE WINE.

84. 142! COME ON GUYS!

85. 149! 150!

86. YOU DID IT, IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE BOYS!

87. DARREN!

88. BRING IN THE SHRIMP!

89. HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A SHRIMP.

90. ♪ B, B, BEAVER BOYS

91. AHH.

92. BOO!

93. OK, LETS MOVE ON TO THE SECOND FIGHTING TECHNIQUE.

94. THIS ONE'S CALLED "PLAYING POSSUM".

95. HEY DENNY, THIS TIME YOU'RE GOING TO BE A RAPER.

96. YOU'RE JUST A WEIRDO RAPER GUY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND WHAT

97. THE HECK AM I GOING TO DO?

98. OK, READY, ATTACK.

99. OH, OH, OH.

100. GOT YOU DENNY.

101. LAST RESORT!

102. OOH MAMMA!

103. OOH MAMMA!

104. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

105. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

106. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

107. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

108. OOH MAMMA!

109. OOH MAMMA!

110. OOH MAMMA!

111. OOH MAMMA!

112. OHH!

113. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

114. OOH MAMMA! OOH MAMMA!

115. OOH MAMMA!

116. OOH MAMMA!

117. OOH MAMMA, OOH MAMMA!

118. OOH MAMMA!

119. OOH MAMMA!

120. OOH MAMMA!

121. OH MAMMA!

122. OOH MAMMA, OOH MAMMA!

123. DENNIS!

124. TENNIS!

125. DENNIS!

126. TENNIS!

127. THAT IS SOME GOOD TENNIS.

128. OOH MAMMA!

129. OOH MAMMA, OOH MAMMA!

130. OOH MAMMA!

131. YEAH, I SEE YOU REALLY LIKED THE SALMON, HUH?

132. LOVED IT.

133. OH YEAH, YEAH.

134. ACTUALLY WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A MINUTE?

135. SURE.

136. THIS DARN HAT KEEPS FALLING OFF.

137. ARE YOU OK?

138. ABSOLUTELY, NOW WHERE WERE WE?

139. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

140. I WAS SPYING ON YOU TWO AND I NOTICED THE DOLL WAS ACTING

141. FUNNY.

142. LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GOING TO KILL YOU SO I TOOK HIM OUT.

143. DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK UP YOUR NIGHT.

144. GOOD NIGHT.

145. ABSOLUTELY.