Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x2

Directed by

Martin Bell as Office Worker • Tanner Berney as Tanner Heidecker • Joey Brander as Joey Heidecker • Mark Brunetti as Thocks Buddy • Russ Burd as Thock-Stalker

Armando's day at work gets sidetracked when he finds an unexpected surprise waiting for him in the dumpster. Spagett!! The Heidecker family shows off their state-of-the-art technology at having fun while Eric's family makes do with a home-made slip & slide.

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1. HERE WE ARE!

2. LET'S DO IT!

3. COME ON, GUYS.

4. YOU GUYS READY?

5. COME ON.

6. JEROME GETS A LITTLE.

7. THIS STUFF'S GOOD.

8. WHO WANTS SOME MORE?

9. OKAY. COME ON.

10. OKAY, SON?

11. HEIDECKER.

12. LINE 'EM UP!

13. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

14. YOU'RE FINE.

15. YOU'RE PERFECT.

16. YEAH. LOOKING REAL GOOD, BUDDY.

17. LET'S MOVE!

18. ALL RIGHT, KIDS.

19. CLEAN OUT YOUR CUPS.

20. CHICKEN TIME.

21. ♪ WHAT? ♪ I THINK MY SISTER'S

22. CUTE ♪ ♪ SHE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD

23. SMILE ♪ ♪ I DREAM ABOUT KISSING HER

24. LIPS ♪ ♪ AND MOM SAYS, "NO, NO, NO!"

25. LIPS ♪ ♪ I KISS, KISS, KISSED MY SIS ON

26. THE LIPS ♪ ♪ I KISSED MY SISTER ON THE

27. LIPS ♪ ♪ I KISS, KISS, KISSED MY SIS ON

28. THE LIPS ♪ HEY, HONEY, COME ON IN HERE.

29. I'M READY TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU NOW.

30. BLACK BUSINESS SOCKS AGAIN?

31. COME ON, MICHAEL.

32. I'M SORRY.

33. GIVE ME A BREAK.

34. I MESSED UP.

35. TIRED OF BEING REJECTED BY YOUR WIFE OR LOVER

36. BECAUSE OF YOUR BORING, PLAIN BLACK SOCKS?

37. NOW THERE'S THOCKS!

38. THOCKS COMBINES THE SEXY ALLURE OF A WOMAN'S THONG WITH THE

39. COMFORT AND RELIABILITY OF THE GENTLEMAN'S BUSINESS SOCK.

40. ADD SOME EXTRA PIZZAZZ TO YOUR NEXT GOLF OUTING WITHOUT

41. BREAKING A SWEAT.

42. AND DON'T LET THE GIRLS HAVE ALL THE FUN.

43. SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS AND LET YOUR THOCKS RIDE HIGH.

44. AND THOCKS COMES IN MANY STYLES.

45. CHOOSE FROM CLASSIC WHITE THOCKS, KNEE-JEWELED THOCKS,

46. SURVIVAL THOCK WITH LACE-UP HEEL AND CONVENIENT COIN POUCH,

47. WORKOUT CUTOFF THOCKETTES, TUXEDO FORMAL CUMMERBUND, AND

48. SEDUCE HER WITH THE SEXY FISHERMAN'S-NET THOCKS.

49. THANKS, THOCKS, FOR GIVING ME

50. THE CONFIDENCE TO MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE AGAIN.

51. OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

52. A CINCO STYLE.

53. THE CINCO FAMILY.

54. CINCO?

55. THERE ONCE WAS A MOUSE WHO LIVED IN A HOLE, AND

56. EVERYONE SAID...

57. IF I COULD FIND A COUPLE EXTRA PAIRS IN YOUR SIZE, I'D

58. LOVE TO HOOK YOU GUYS UP WITH SOME.

59. YEAH?

60. CAN WE GO ON RIDES NOW?

61. YOU GUYS WANT RIDES?

62. RIDES! RIDES! RIDES!

63. LET ME LOAD SOMETHING UP FOR YOU.

64. ONCE WAS A MOUSE WHO LIVED IN A HOLE, AND EVERYONE

65. SAID THAT HE COULD...

66. THERE ONCE WAS A MOUSE...

67. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN PATRICK?

68. PATRICK!

69. WHERE ARE YOU, SON?

70. PATRICK!

71. PATRICK!

72. PATRICK!

73. PATRICK! GET DOWN!

74. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?

75. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, FRIEND?

76. MY SON'S UP IN YOUR RIDE.

77. WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE CAMP?

78. PATRICK, COME TO PAP-PAP!

79. IS THIS YOUR BOY?

80. YEAH, THAT'S MY SON.

81. PATRICK, COME HERE.

82. YOU GOT A GREAT ONE HERE — PROBABLY ONE OF THE

83. BEST.

84. YOU OUGHT TO LEARN HOW TO TREAT HIM WITH A LITTLE BIT OF

85. RESPECT.

86. MAYBE HE'LL LOVE YOU A LITTLE MORE.

87. EXCUSE ME.

88. PAT, I GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

89. HOLD ON A SEC.

90. CRAIG?

91. NO, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.

92. I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE CAR.

93. UM, YOU GOT TO GO BACK TO YOUR

94. DAD, ALL RIGHT?

95. GOT YOU SOMETHING TO REMEMBER US BY, THOUGH — B.T.

96. JUST PUT THAT RIGHT UP IN YOUR EAR.

97. IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK, JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, AND I'LL BE ON

98. THE OTHER END, ALL RIGHT?

99. NOW SCOOT.

100. DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

101. WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO BE A GOOD DAD?

102. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE?

103. YOU!

104. COME ON.

105. SPAGETT!

106. SPAGETT!

107. THESE TWO OFFICE WORKERS ARE PLANNING AHEAD FOR

108. THEIR WEEKLY STAFF MEETING.

109. BUT WHAT THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY PLAN FOR IS A SURPRISE VISIT

110. FROM SPAGETT.

111. SPAGETT!

112. LET'S WATCH.

113. SPAGETT!

114. YOU'RE ON CAMERA.

115. SPAGETT. THESE GUYS ARE SO SPOOKED!

116. I GOT YOU. I SPOOKED YOU.

117. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES.

118. MY NAME'S SPAGETT.

119. I DO PARTIES.

120. AND JUST TAKE MY CARD, AND IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO SPOOK YOU —

121. I SAW SOMEBODY BACK THERE.

122. I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR BOSS'S KID OR SOMETHING.

123. HE'D BEEN BACK THERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES, MESSING AROUND.

124. THEN HE JUMPED OUT, AND I SAW IT WASN'T A KID.

125. IT WAS ACTUALLY A FULL-GROWN MAN.

126. THAT WAS KIND OF SURPRISING.

127. I WASN'T — GOTCHA.

128. IT'S THE END TO ANOTHER LONG DAY OF WASHING

129. DISHES FOR ARMANDO.

130. ALL HE'S GOT TO DO NOW IS TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

131. COME ON, ARMANDO.

132. EASY.

133. SPAGETT!

134. SPAGETT!

135. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

136. COME HERE.

137. LOOK. YOU'RE ON CAMERA.

138. I WAS JUST TAKING THE TRASH OUT, AND THIS MAN WITH LONG TAIL

139. JUST POPPED OUT AND SAID, "SPAGETT!"

140. IT WAS NOT SCARY.

141. IT'S JUST ABNORMAL.

142. SPAGETT!

143. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] WHERE'S MY CHIPPY?

144. SIP, SIP, SIP, SIP.

145. CHIPPPY, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

146. WHERE ARE YOU?

147. CHIPPY, I SMELL YOU BACK THERE.

148. COME ON.

149. THERE'S MY CHIPPY.

150. I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE LOVE

151. OF MY LIFE.

152. SHE IS THE SUN CARINA, AND I AM THE STAR ORBITING AROUND HER.

153. SO WE CAN BE IN LOVE FOREVER.

154. [ High-pitched voice ] ♪ I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DAVID —

155. BOY NAMED DAVID LIEBE HART ♪ ♪ AND I LOVE HIM A LOT

156. SPAGETT!

157. WHO'S THERE?

158. WHAT?

159. WHO'S — WHO'S THERE?

160. SPAGETT!

161. SPAGETT.

162. UH...

163. SP— SPAGETT.

164. GREAT JOB!

165. HELLO?

166. PATRICK.

167. IT'S T.

168. HEY. WHAT'S UP?

169. WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?

170. NOTHING.

171. IT'S PRETTY LAME.

172. I MISS YOU.

173. WE MISS YOU, TOO, PAT.

174. REALLY?

175. EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU.

176. YOU'RE A HUGE HIT.

177. BY THE WAY, CRAIG SENDS HIS LOVE.

178. I GOT YOU THESE FUNNY PANTS.

179. I GOT TO BRING THEM OVER.

180. A THOUSAND BUCKS.

181. THAT'S HOW MUCH MY DAD'S CAR COSTS.

182. YOU SHOULD BE A HEIDECKER.

183. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

184. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

185. FAMILY MEETING.

186. COME ON. GATHER UP.

187. GET IN HERE, PATRICK.

188. LISTEN, GUYS.

189. I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT YOU AND THE HOUSE

190. AND OUR FAMILY.

191. AND IT'S TIME WE JUST CUT OUR LOSSES.

192. I THINK WE SHOULD BECOME PART OF THE HEIDECKER FAMILY.

193. THERE'S ONE THING, THOUGH.

194. AIN'T GONNA BE YOUR DAD NO MORE.

195. I'M JUST GONNA BE LIKE ONE OF YOU GUYS — ONE OF TIM'S SONS.

196. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

197. ♪ MY LIFE IS CHANGING

198. COME ON DOWN HERE.

199. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A FAMILY PORTRAIT.

200. OKAY, DAD.

201. ERIC, YOUR HAIR'S ALL MESSED UP.

202. ALL RIGHT.

203. EVERYBODY SCOOTCH TOGETHER.

204. GO AHEAD.

205. CRAIG?

206. I'M AT AN F4, BUT IT SEEMS A LITTLE LIGHT OUT.

207. THREE, TWO, ONE!

208. HEIDECKER!

209. HEIDECKER!

210. ♪ I WAS GLAD TO BE YOUR

211. FATHER ♪ ♪ NOW I AM YOUR BROTHER