1. OUT. OUT.
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2. OUT.
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3. BEST OF ALL, IT'S QUIET AS
A CHURCH MOUSE.
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4. IF D'UMP DETECTS A BEAR IN THE
AREA, IT JUST SHUTS DOWN.
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5. DAD! BEAR!
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6. D'UMP — FROM THE
CINCO FAMILY OF COMPANIES.
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7. THANKS, D'UMP.
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8. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.
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9. ♪ TIM AND ERIC
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10. HI. I'M ERIC WAREHEIM.
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11. AND WELCOME TO "TIM AND ERIC
AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"
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12. HI. I'M TIM HEIDECKER.
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13. HEY, TIM, I WAS HANGING
OUT WITH YOUR MOM THE OTHER DAY,
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14. AND SHE GAVE ME THIS HILARIOUS
PICTURE OF YOU.
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15. UH...
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16. OKAY, CAN WE NOT SHOW THIS ON
CAMERA, PLEASE?
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17. BUT LOOK.
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18. YOU'RE FULLY NAKED.
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19. PLEASE DON'T ZOOM IN.
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20. BEN, CAN WE CUT?
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21. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THIS BEFORE WE —
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22. HEY, WHO'S THIS?
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23. YEAH.
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24. WELL, THAT'S MY MOM, SO...
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25. YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THIS?
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26. THAT'S MY PENIS.
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27. TIM, HOLD UP.
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28. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
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29. CAN YOU CUT, PLEASE, ERIC?
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30. I USE THIS BECAUSE IT'S
SO SMALL.
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31. CUT!
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32. ♪ PUMP!
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33. YOUR PUMP... ♪
♪ LET'S PUMP
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34. AND NOW THE
ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN THE
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35. TRI-COUNTY AREA, JAN AND
WAYNE SKYLAR.
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36. WITH SPECIAL NEWS CORRESPONDENT
DR. STEVE BRULE.
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37. I LOVE ALL KINDS OF
DRINKS AND ESPECIALLY WINE.
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38. WELL, THAT MAKES ONE OF
US, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN GET
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39. NEAR THE STUFF 'CAUSE OF MY
INTERIOR RASH, AND RED WINE IS
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40. WORST FOR MY SORES.
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41. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
JAN.
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42. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING
WHEN I POURED YOU A GLASS LAST
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43. NIGHT?
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44. BECAUSE I SIT WITH IT.
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45. WELL, WHAT A TREAT.
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46. WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.
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47. DR. STEVE BRULE IS UP IN WINE
COUNTRY.
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48. HE'S GONNA SHOW US A THING OR
TWO ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES
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49. BETWEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF WINE.
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50. STEVE?
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51. Dr.
HEY, JANNY. HEY, WAYNE.
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52. I DON'T EVEN LIKE WINE.
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53. BUT GUESS WHAT.
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54. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
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55. I NEED S-SOME CHEESE.
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56. STEVE, WHAT KIND OF WINE
IS THAT YOU'RE DRINKING?
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57. I CAN'T SEE, HON.
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58. Dr. SWEET BERRY WINE!
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59. I'M SUPPOSED TO SPIT IT OUT.
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60. BUT NO WAY, JOSE, AM I SPITTING
THIS STUFF OUT.
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61. IT TASTES LIKE FRUIT.
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62. WINE WAS INVENTED BY THE
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63. ROMANS...
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64. FOR ORGIES.
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65. AND ORGIES ARE NOT TOO MUCH FUN
IF NO ONE WANTS TO DO WITH YOU.
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66. MIKE, YOU WANT TO CHECK
ON STEVE REAL QUICK?
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67. Dr. "TELL 'EM HOW
IT TASTES, STEVE."
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68. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.
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69. STEVE?
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70. STEVE, ARE YOU OKAY
OVER THERE?
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71. Dr. THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF OTHER WINES.
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72. PEANUT NOIR.
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73. WE GOT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS, AND
THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.
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74. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE FOR YOUR
WINE.
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75. COME HERE, JANNY.
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76. JANNY!
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77. CUT.
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78. HI.
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79. WELCOME TO "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME
SHOW, GREAT JOB!"
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80. HI.
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81. HI.
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82. HI.
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83. HI.
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84. ERIC!
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85. YEAH? WHAT?
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86. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT
BABY PICTURE, MAN?
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87. WHAT? THAT WAS FUNNY.
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88. NO. IT WASN'T FUNNY.
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89. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
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90. CALM DOWN.
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91. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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92. AAH!
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93. AAH!
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94. UGH!
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95. AAH!
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96. EXCUSE ME.
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97. ONE MORE THING, TIM.
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98. BETTER — BETTER — BETTER... ♪
♪ AIN'T THOSE TUMBLERS BETTER
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99. THAN PUMPERS? ♪
Dr. DID I SAVE YOU
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100. SOME WINE?
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101. LET'S MAKE A DANCE.
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102. MIKE, CAN WE CUT?
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103. Dr. HE'S NOT AROUND.
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104. HE DOESN'T CARE.
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105. JANNY!
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106. WAYNE! WAYNE!
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107. Dr.
STEVE, HONEY.
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108. HON?
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109. Dr. WHAT GOES IN THE
HOLE COMES OUT OF THE HOLE.
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110. JUST GET IT ALL OUT.
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111. YOUR BODY'S REJECTING IT.
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112. Dr. I'M SORRY.
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113. COME HERE.
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114. Dr. I JUST NEED A
SANDWICH OR SOMETHING.
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115. I WANT TO GO HOME.
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116. WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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117. THAT'S IT FOR DR. STEVE.
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118. Dr. I WANT TO GET OUT
OF HERE.
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119. MIKE, GRAB HIM!
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120. STEVE!
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121. Dr. SEE — SEE YOU
TOMORROW.
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122. FOR YOUR HEALTH.
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123. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU DRINK
TOO MUCH WINE — GET YOUR
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124. FRIENDS TO CARRY YOU.
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125. MIKE, GET THE DOOR!
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126. MIKE, GET THE DOOR.
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127. Dr. TELL YOUR FRIENDS
TO CARRY YOU HOME AND GIVE YOU
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128. MORE WINE AND SANDWICHES.
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129. HI, EVERYONE.
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130. Speak louder.
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131. OH.
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132. AND, TIM, SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE
IT TO THIS VERY SPECIAL AND VERY
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133. SAD OCCASION.
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134. UM, BUT YOU KNOW, THINGS CAME
UP, AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.
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135. UH, ANYWAY, I'M REAL SORRY TO
HEAR WHAT HAPPENED.
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136. AND, ERIC, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
MEAN IT.
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137. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND
AND PARTNER.
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138. THANKS, RICH.
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139. SO, TIM, I JUST WANT TO WISH
YOU THE BEST AND WISH YOU WELL
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140. ON THIS NEW JOURNEY.
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141. UM, AND I JUST WANT TO SAY BREAK
A LEG.
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142. SO, TIM, JUST — THIS IS
GOODBYE.
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143. AND THAT WAS A VERY
SPECIAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM TIM'S
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144. DAD.
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145. THANK YOU, MR. HEIDECKER.
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146. AND NOW TO TIM.
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147. UM, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT HIM?
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148. UH, HE WAS AN AVERAGE-SIZE MAN.
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149. DIDN'T APPRECIATE SPORTS.
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150. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
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151. SORRY.
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152. TURN OFF MY PHONE HERE.
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153. THANK YOU.
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154. YOUR PHONE IS NOW TURNING OFF.
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155. TO HEAR THIS MESSAGE AGAIN,
PRESS 4-1-4-4-4-4-8-4-4-2.
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156. SORRY, BUDDY.
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157. HOLD ON.
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158. TO DECLINE HEARING THIS
MESSAGE, PLEASE PRESS
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159. 4-4-1-4-8-8-8-8-8-8.
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160. THANK YOU.
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161. THE PHONE WILL NOW SHUT DOWN.
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162. CINCO MOBILE PRESENTS
"GOODBYE."
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163. YOU JUST WANT TO TURN
IT OFF, AND THEN YOU GOT TO GO
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164. THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING.
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165. JUST ONE SECOND.
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166. ♪ AUF WIEDERSEHEN
♪ GOODBYE
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167. ♪ GOODBYE
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