Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x10

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as D'ump Announcer (voice) • Wayne Baldwin as Mourner • Kayla Girling as Dancer • Rich Heidecker as Self

Tim gets embarrassed when Eric shows a naked baby picture of him. Steve Brule gets drunk while doing a report on wine.

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1. OUT. OUT.

2. OUT.

3. BEST OF ALL, IT'S QUIET AS A CHURCH MOUSE.

4. IF D'UMP DETECTS A BEAR IN THE AREA, IT JUST SHUTS DOWN.

5. DAD! BEAR!

6. D'UMP — FROM THE CINCO FAMILY OF COMPANIES.

7. THANKS, D'UMP.

8. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.

9. ♪ TIM AND ERIC

10. HI. I'M ERIC WAREHEIM.

11. AND WELCOME TO "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

12. HI. I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

13. HEY, TIM, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR MOM THE OTHER DAY,

14. AND SHE GAVE ME THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE OF YOU.

15. UH...

16. OKAY, CAN WE NOT SHOW THIS ON CAMERA, PLEASE?

17. BUT LOOK.

18. YOU'RE FULLY NAKED.

19. PLEASE DON'T ZOOM IN.

20. BEN, CAN WE CUT?

21. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS BEFORE WE —

22. HEY, WHO'S THIS?

23. YEAH.

24. WELL, THAT'S MY MOM, SO...

25. YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THIS?

26. THAT'S MY PENIS.

27. TIM, HOLD UP.

28. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

29. CAN YOU CUT, PLEASE, ERIC?

30. I USE THIS BECAUSE IT'S SO SMALL.

31. CUT!

32. ♪ PUMP!

33. YOUR PUMP... ♪ ♪ LET'S PUMP

34. AND NOW THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN THE

35. TRI-COUNTY AREA, JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR.

36. WITH SPECIAL NEWS CORRESPONDENT DR. STEVE BRULE.

37. I LOVE ALL KINDS OF DRINKS AND ESPECIALLY WINE.

38. WELL, THAT MAKES ONE OF US, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN GET

39. NEAR THE STUFF 'CAUSE OF MY INTERIOR RASH, AND RED WINE IS

40. WORST FOR MY SORES.

41. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, JAN.

42. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING WHEN I POURED YOU A GLASS LAST

43. NIGHT?

44. BECAUSE I SIT WITH IT.

45. WELL, WHAT A TREAT.

46. WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.

47. DR. STEVE BRULE IS UP IN WINE COUNTRY.

48. HE'S GONNA SHOW US A THING OR TWO ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES

49. BETWEEN DIFFERENT KINDS OF WINE.

50. STEVE?

51. Dr. HEY, JANNY. HEY, WAYNE.

52. I DON'T EVEN LIKE WINE.

53. BUT GUESS WHAT.

54. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

55. I NEED S-SOME CHEESE.

56. STEVE, WHAT KIND OF WINE IS THAT YOU'RE DRINKING?

57. I CAN'T SEE, HON.

58. Dr. SWEET BERRY WINE!

59. I'M SUPPOSED TO SPIT IT OUT.

60. BUT NO WAY, JOSE, AM I SPITTING THIS STUFF OUT.

61. IT TASTES LIKE FRUIT.

62. WINE WAS INVENTED BY THE

63. ROMANS...

64. FOR ORGIES.

65. AND ORGIES ARE NOT TOO MUCH FUN IF NO ONE WANTS TO DO WITH YOU.

66. MIKE, YOU WANT TO CHECK ON STEVE REAL QUICK?

67. Dr. "TELL 'EM HOW IT TASTES, STEVE."

68. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.

69. STEVE?

70. STEVE, ARE YOU OKAY OVER THERE?

71. Dr. THERE'S ALL KINDS OF OTHER WINES.

72. PEANUT NOIR.

73. WE GOT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS, AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.

74. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE FOR YOUR WINE.

75. COME HERE, JANNY.

76. JANNY!

77. CUT.

78. HI.

79. WELCOME TO "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB!"

80. HI.

81. HI.

82. HI.

83. HI.

84. ERIC!

85. YEAH? WHAT?

86. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT BABY PICTURE, MAN?

87. WHAT? THAT WAS FUNNY.

88. NO. IT WASN'T FUNNY.

89. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

90. CALM DOWN.

91. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

92. AAH!

93. AAH!

94. UGH!

95. AAH!

96. EXCUSE ME.

97. ONE MORE THING, TIM.

98. BETTER — BETTER — BETTER... ♪ ♪ AIN'T THOSE TUMBLERS BETTER

99. THAN PUMPERS? ♪ Dr. DID I SAVE YOU

100. SOME WINE?

101. LET'S MAKE A DANCE.

102. MIKE, CAN WE CUT?

103. Dr. HE'S NOT AROUND.

104. HE DOESN'T CARE.

105. JANNY!

106. WAYNE! WAYNE!

107. Dr. STEVE, HONEY.

108. HON?

109. Dr. WHAT GOES IN THE HOLE COMES OUT OF THE HOLE.

110. JUST GET IT ALL OUT.

111. YOUR BODY'S REJECTING IT.

112. Dr. I'M SORRY.

113. COME HERE.

114. Dr. I JUST NEED A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING.

115. I WANT TO GO HOME.

116. WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

117. THAT'S IT FOR DR. STEVE.

118. Dr. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

119. MIKE, GRAB HIM!

120. STEVE!

121. Dr. SEE — SEE YOU TOMORROW.

122. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

123. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH WINE — GET YOUR

124. FRIENDS TO CARRY YOU.

125. MIKE, GET THE DOOR!

126. MIKE, GET THE DOOR.

127. Dr. TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO CARRY YOU HOME AND GIVE YOU

128. MORE WINE AND SANDWICHES.

129. HI, EVERYONE.

130. Speak louder.

131. OH.

132. AND, TIM, SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THIS VERY SPECIAL AND VERY

133. SAD OCCASION.

134. UM, BUT YOU KNOW, THINGS CAME UP, AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.

135. UH, ANYWAY, I'M REAL SORRY TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED.

136. AND, ERIC, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT.

137. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND AND PARTNER.

138. THANKS, RICH.

139. SO, TIM, I JUST WANT TO WISH YOU THE BEST AND WISH YOU WELL

140. ON THIS NEW JOURNEY.

141. UM, AND I JUST WANT TO SAY BREAK A LEG.

142. SO, TIM, JUST — THIS IS GOODBYE.

143. AND THAT WAS A VERY SPECIAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM TIM'S

144. DAD.

145. THANK YOU, MR. HEIDECKER.

146. AND NOW TO TIM.

147. UM, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT HIM?

148. UH, HE WAS AN AVERAGE-SIZE MAN.

149. DIDN'T APPRECIATE SPORTS.

150. HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

151. SORRY.

152. TURN OFF MY PHONE HERE.

153. THANK YOU.

154. YOUR PHONE IS NOW TURNING OFF.

155. TO HEAR THIS MESSAGE AGAIN, PRESS 4-1-4-4-4-4-8-4-4-2.

156. SORRY, BUDDY.

157. HOLD ON.

158. TO DECLINE HEARING THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE PRESS

159. 4-4-1-4-8-8-8-8-8-8.

160. THANK YOU.

161. THE PHONE WILL NOW SHUT DOWN.

162. CINCO MOBILE PRESENTS "GOODBYE."

163. YOU JUST WANT TO TURN IT OFF, AND THEN YOU GOT TO GO

164. THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING.

165. JUST ONE SECOND.

166. ♪ AUF WIEDERSEHEN ♪ GOODBYE

167. ♪ GOODBYE