Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2x1

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Bob Odenkirk as Gregory • Joyce Brew as Poop Tube Mom • Mary Castro as Eric's Ho • Leslie Gomez as Eric's Ho • Nate Haden as Poop Tube User • 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Uncle Muscles

Raz threatens to come between Tim and Eric's partnership.

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1. IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS YOUNG MAN, PLEASE CONTACT THE

2. UNCLE MUSCLES EMERGENCY LINE.

3. MY NAME IS CASEY.

4. MY PAP-PAP TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS.

5. I'M NOT A STRANGER.

6. MY NAME IS STEVE.

7. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CASEY.

8. IT'S YOUR PAP-PAP.

9. CASEY, PLEASE BUCKLE UP.

10. I'M SORRY.

11. AAH!

12. "TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME GREAT SHOW," HERE WE GO AGAIN.

13. HERE WE GO AGAIN.

14. GREAT JOB!

15. HI, WELCOME TO TOP "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW:

16. GREAT JOB."

17. HEY, TIM, HOW WAS YOUR VACATION?

18. IT WAS GOOD.

19. CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.

20. WELL, THANKS, TIM.

21. I HAD A GREAT TIME, TOO.

22. IN FACT, I MADE A NEW BEST FRIEND NAMED RAZ, AND WE MADE A

23. MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL THE FUN TIMES WE HAD.

24. WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, YET, BUT —

25. AND I'D LIKE TO SHOW IT TO YOU.

26. ♪ HIT ME IN THE BACK NOW

27. RAZ.

28. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

29. YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN I COULD BE A BEST FRIEND WITH.

30. OKAY, HERE I COME.

31. ♪ COME ON WITH RAZ NOW

32. HEY, WHO NEEDS THE HOS?

33. SILLY-STRAW HUT ♪ VIRGIN COLADA.

34. NO RUM.

35. VIRGIN COLADA.

36. NO RUM.

37. PRICES WILL VARY ♪ ♪ TALK TO THE MANAGER

38. ♪ BILLIE JEAN'S NOT MY —

39. MICHAEL JACKSON.

40. [ High-pitched voice ] ♪ BILLIE JEAN'S NOT MY GIRL,

41. NOT MY LOVER ♪ ♪ SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SPENDS A

42. ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE?

43. HI, I'M BRADLEY MICHAEL FAHRTZ, AND MY

44. FAMILY'S BEEN IN THE POOP BUSINESS FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

45. THAT'S WHY WE INVENTED THE POOP TUBE.

46. THE POOP TUBE REVOLUTIONIZES THE POOPING EXPERIENCE.

47. IT REALLY WORKS.

48. NOW YOU CAN STAND UP AND POOP LIKE A MAN.

49. NO MORE STANDING IN LONG LINES TO WAIT AND TAKE A POOP.

50. DID YOU EVER HAVE TO TAKE A POOP AT A FAMILY PICNIC?

51. NOW, ALL YOU NEED IS A POOP TUBE AND A TRASH CAN.

52. AND THE POOP TUBE IS FOR KIDS, TOO.

53. AND NOW THE TUBE SMELL HAS IMPROVED.

54. IT DOESN'T SMELL GOOD, BUT IT SMELLS BETTER THAN IT USED TO.

55. IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, THERE'S NOTHING MORE EMBARRASSING THAN

56. HAVING TO SIT ON A FILTHY TOILET SEAT TO TAKE A POOP.

57. I'M B.M. FAHRTZ.

58. MY DAD SAID I COULD SELL THE POOP TUBE.

59. MY DAD SAID I COULD SELL THE POOP TUBE.

60. GREAT JOB!

61. WELCOME BACK.

62. I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

63. WELCOME BACK, I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

64. THIS...

65. WELCOME BACK, I'M TIM HEIDECKER.

66. WHAT A SHOW WE'VE HAD SO FAR.

67. THAT WAS CRAZY, MAN.

68. BUT, YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT

69. VACATION.

70. IT TOOK ME TO HIGHER LEVELS OF RELAXATION AND FRIENDSHIP, AND

71. IT WAS JUST ABSOLUTELY...

72. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

73. YOU MADE ME A RAZLET?

74. R-A-Z — RAZ.

75. THIS IS JUST...

76. MAN, THIS IS REALLY TOUCHING.

77. HEY, COULD WE GET THIS LAST, UH,

78. SEGMENT SHOT?

79. WELL, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BANG THAT OUT WITH RAZ

80. LATER, SO... WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIVE?

81. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

82. I'M GONNA FINISH UP THE SEGMENT WITH RAZ, SO...

83. OH, WELL...

84. BUT THANK YOU FOR TODAY.

85. WRAP ON TIM, THEN.

86. NAH.

87. "TRICK MY TRICK!" IT IS I, THE GREAT GREGORY, COME

88. TO YOU — WHERE WAS I?

89. AAH!

90. OH, MY DEAR WIFE, GWYNETH.

91. IF I COULD JUST REACH THAT CARD,

92. I WOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

93. AHH, NOW YOU SEE WHY I NEED THE GREAT GWYNETH!

94. LET ME READ, SHALL WE?

95. "DEAR GREGORY..."

96. THANKS, STAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS.

97. WELL, STAN, LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN CONJURE UP.

98. I CAN'T REMEMBER.

99. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION, MARK?

100. RABBIT IN THE HAT.

101. AND NOW, THE RABBIT IN THE HAT

102. CIRCA THE YEAR 2004!

103. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

104. "TRICK MY TRI—"

105. I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT CASEY TATUM HAS PASSED AWAY IN A

106. HORRIBLE FIERY CAR ACCIDENT.

107. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE CASEY TATUM MOMENTS

108. FROM THE UNCLE MUSCLES BALL.

109. WE MISS YOU ALREADY, CASEY.

110. HEY, PAP-PAP, CAN WE HAVE A

111. BARBECUE?

112. DON'T FORGET SODA.

113. I LIKE PARTIES.

114. I LIKE FUN.

115. I WANT TO LIVE IN A HAMBURGER BUN.

116. CINCO HOME ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS "THE BEST

117. OF JAMES QUALL," NOW AVAILABLE ON THREE VHS CASSETTES.

118. OVER 25 HOURS OF QUALITY IMPRESSIONS FROM JAMES QUALL,

119. INCLUDING BILL COSBY.

120. HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS

121. BILL COSBY.

122. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS, LIKE, "SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS."

123. QUALL NOW TO SEE IF YOU QUALL-IFY FOR 200 BONUS

124. HOURS OF CLASSIC QUALL COMEDY, INCLUDING TV ACTOR

125. JACK NICHOLSON.

126. THIS IS JACK NICHOLSON.

127. SPAGHETTI WITH MEATBALLS.

128. BUT THAT'S NOT QUALL.

129. IF YOU QUALL IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES, YOU'LL RECEIVE, AS OUR

130. GIFT TO YOU, "QUALL TAKES ON THE MICHAELS" INCLUDING OVER 50

131. MICHAEL IMPERSONATIONS.

132. HELLO, THIS IS...

133. SAMMY DAVIS JR., AND, UH...

134. THANK YOU.

135. IT'S THE BEST OF JAMES QUALL.

136. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

137. QUALL NOW.

138. THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW.

139. I WANT TO THANK MY NEW BEST FRIEND RAZ HERE FOR DOING SUCH A

140. GREAT JOB.

141. CUT.

142. UM, TIM HEIDECKER HERE.

143. I JUST — WE WERE TALKING ABOUT VACATION VIDEOS EARLIER, AND I

144. WANTED TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT A LITTLE VIDEO I MADE WITH MY NEW

145. BEST FRIEND TONY.

146. TONY'S PROBABLY MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

147. WE WORKED ON THIS FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS, AND WE'RE ALSO

148. WRITING A MOVIE TOGETHER, SO TV'S ONE THING, BUT MOVIES ARE

149. OBVIOUSLY THE NEXT BIG ARENA.

150. YEAH, TONY'S JUST ONE OF THOSE WONDERFUL MEN THAT YOU MEET WHEN

151. YOU WORK HARD IN HOLLYWOOD AND YOU GET REWARDED FOR THE WORK

152. YOU'VE DONE, AND, BEN, YOU WANT TO JUST ROLL THAT?

153. ROLL.

154. IT'S ROUGH-CUT, BY THE WAY, SO IT'S NOT EVEN DONE.

155. PRETTY COOL, TIM.

156. THANKS.

157. YEAH.

158. TOOK A LOT OF GUTS.