Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x8

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Bob Odenkirk as Paul in E-Z Kreme Commercial • John Tamaki as Self • Betsy Baker as MIDI Mom • Karia Christensen as Kid-Break Kid

The 50th Anniversary Show.

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1. LIVE FROM THE CENTER FOR TELEVISION THEATER,

2. IT'S THE...

3. WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCES

4. FROM...

5. HEY, ASSHOLES.

6. AND A FULL HOUR OF NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN TIM AND

7. ERIC SKITS AND BITS.

8. AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST — THE CREATOR OF THE "DUDLEY DIP,"

9. PAT DUDLEY!

10. NO.

11. THANK YOU.

12. THANK YOU.

13. WE GOT A SHOW TO DO!

14. CAN I GET A DUDLEY DIP?

15. AH!

16. LET'S GO FOR THE DOUBLE DIP!

17. WE CAN DO IT!

18. AH! AH!

19. WE ARE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN.

20. RON AUSTAR?

21. HI. WHAT?

22. THEY RUN OUT OF SPAGHETTI AT THE SPAGHETTI HOUSE?

23. UH, WE ARE HERE TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE 50 YEARS OF THE

24. "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW" — 22 SEASONS OF THIS

25. ROLLER-COASTER, TILT-A-WHIRL, FERRIS-WHEEL RIDE.

26. IT'S MORE FUN THAN GOING TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK, AND YOU DON'T

27. PUKE AFTERWARDS.

28. YOU JUST FEEL GOOD.

29. AND MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW IS ALL THAT GREAT MUSIC.

30. GOD! MAN!

31. ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, NOW I'M

32. GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO MEDITATE.

33. ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPY NOW, CHILDREN?

34. THAT'S GOOD.

35. MMM.

36. I SMELL PORK CHOPS.

37. DOES YOUR DAD COOK?

38. OOH.

39. CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD.

40. JUST FEELS SO RIGHT, CHILDREN.

41. YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME YOUR DAD'S E-MAIL ADDRESS.

42. I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOUR PAP-PAP.

43. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE TIM AND ERIC

44. MEMORIES RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

45. THESE AREN'T RIGHT.

46. FOR YEARS, MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS

47. WERE BORING, BROWN, SOLID LUMPS, THREE TIMES A DAY, RIGHT

48. ON SCHEDULE.

49. AND I NEVER GOT TO MISS A SINGLE MEETING AT WORK.

50. THEN I DISCOVERED E-Z KREME.

51. E-Z KREME IS AN ALL-NATURAL DIARRHEA INDUCER IN AN

52. EASY-TO-USE GEL FORM.

53. JUST RUB THE GEL ON YOUR HANDS AND FACE AND, IF YOU WISH, YOUR

54. FEET.

55. THE FAST-ACTING MINT-FLAVORED KREME WORKS QUICK AND RELEASES

56. STIMULANTS AND PATENTED LIQUIDIZERS WHICH TAKES YOUR

57. NORMAL, HEALTHY STOOL AND CREATES A FOAMY, BROWN MESS

58. INSIDE YOUR BODY.

59. YOU'LL HAVE WET, PAINFUL DIARRHEA IN SECONDS.

60. COME ON, PAUL.

61. YOU'LL BE LATE FOR THE MEETING.

62. I CAN'T.

63. DIARRHEA.

64. ♪ MISS THE MOST VALUABLE

65. DAYS OF YOUR LIFE ♪

66. SIT DOWN, BECAUSE WE ARE BACK.

67. ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME?

68. YEAH!

69. HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE COMEDY SKETCHES?

70. YEAH. DEFINITELY.

71. HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE COMEDY BITS?

72. I LOVE THEM.

73. I'VE GOT THEM TRAINED.

74. I'M SURE YOU ALL REMEMBER THIS

75. ONE.

76. LET'S WATCH.

77. ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.

78. THIS GAME IS CALLED "FRUITS AND VEGETABLES."

79. ONE PERSON WILL HAVE TO SAY THE

80. NAME OF A FRUIT, AND THE OTHER PERSON WILL HAVE TO SAY THE NAME

81. OF A VEGETABLE.

82. AND THIS GAME'S WORTH 300 POINTS.

83. LET'S PICK, UH, RICHARD...

84. AND RICHARD.

85. YOU WANT TO DO FRUIT?

86. GRAPES.

87. POTATOES.

88. PEARS.

89. PEAS.

90. WATERMELONS.

91. CORN.

92. STRAWBERRIES.

93. PINEAPPLE.

94. AAH!

95. I MESSED UP. GOTCHA.

96. THANK YOU.

97. AS WE ALL KNOW, TIM AND ERIC HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER IN

98. MANY YEARS, AND AS FANS OF THE SHOW, WE ASK OURSELVES, "WHY?"

99. AND THE "WHY" IS CONTAINED IN THE FOLLOWING CLIP.

100. WELL, UH, I THINK WE ALL

101. KNOW THE STORY.

102. UM, I, UH, PUSHED ERIC DOWN THE STAIRS.

103. HE CLAIMS IT WAS SOME

104. SORT OF PRANK WITH HIM AND HIS FRIEND, AND I ENDED UP FALLING

105. DOWN 30 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS.

106. SO...

107. HA HA.

108. YOU BROKE MY LEGS.

109. UH, HE TOOK — HE TOOK WHAT HAPPENED THE WRONG WAY,

110. AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN THAT TO HIM.

111. I WAS IN A HOSPITAL FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS.

112. AND NOTHING WORKED DOWN THERE — I MEAN, NOTHING.

113. SO I JUST HAD THAT WHOLE AREA ROOTED OUT, YOU KNOW, JUST

114. SCRAPED IT...

115. RIGHT OFF.

116. THEN I BECAME A WOMAN.

117. BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT, UH, THE, UH, THE EXPERIENCE LED

118. HIM TO SOME, UH, PERSONAL GROWTH, UH, IN HIS RELATIONSHIP

119. WITH HIS GENDER.

120. I'M LIVING A HAPPY LIFE NOW.

121. IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

122. SHOP WITH MY HUSBAND.

123. WE MAKE DINNER TOGETHER...

124. ON THE INTERNET.

125. WHEREAS I HAVE SPIRALED INTO A, UH, SEVERE DEPRESSION,

126. FOLLOWING THE CONCLUSION OF OUR SHOW.

127. AND, UH, HAVE BEEN LIVING A, UH, VERY HARD LIFE — VERY, VERY

128. DIFFICULT FOR ME TO, UH, GET UP IN THE MORNING AND BE AN ACTIVE

129. MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

130. UM...

131. I-I MISS TIM.

132. AND I FELT WE HAD A REALLY GOOD THING GOING, AND...

133. IT'S JUST REALLY HARD FOR ME TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE TRIED

134. TO MURDER ME.

135. JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH.

136. DOT, CAN WE GET SOMEONE

137. TO MOP ME UP HERE?

138. I GOT REAL WET OVER THE MOUTH, AND, UH, THIS GETS REAL STINKY

139. AFTER A LITTLE BIT.

140. IF IT'S EXPOSED TO AIR, IT STARTS STINKING.

141. SO IF WE CAN GET ANYBODY IN HERE TO HOSE ME DOWN, BE REAL GOOD.

142. AND I COULD ALSO USE A MINT, 'CAUSE IT'S STARTING TO STINK

143. UNDER MY NOSE HERE.

144. WASN'T THAT NICE?

145. DAD, CAN WE HEAR "CAMPTOWN RACES" NOW?

146. THOSE MIDI FILES AREN'T SORTED.

147. PLEASE.

148. WISH YOU COULD FIND A WAY TO ORGANIZE ALL YOUR

149. MIDI FILES BY DATE AND NAME?

150. WELL, NOW YOU CAN, WITH THE CINCO MIDI ORGANIZER FILING

151. SYSTEM.

152. IT HOOKS UP TO ANY T-38 SCSI PORT.

153. FIRST, UNLOCK YOUR HARD DRIVE BY ROTATING THE TULLEY TOGGLE.

154. NOW LOAD OUR REVOLUTIONARY 10-DISK FLOPPY SOFTWARE BUNDLE.

155. JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH THE MIDI ORGANIZER AS IT IDENTIFIES MIDI

156. FILES, PULLS THEM OFF YOUR COMPUTER, AND PUTS THEM INTO THE

157. CINCO BOX.

158. ONCE IN THE BOX, EACH FILE IS ASSIGNED AN "UMRN," OR "UNIQUE

159. MIDI ROUTING NUMBER."

160. NOW YOU CAN ORGANIZE YOUR FILES BY NAME, DATE, KIND, OR SIZE,

161. THEN PRINT.

162. WE FOUND IT — "CAMPTOWN RACES."

163. 6...

164. 5...

165. 1...

166. 6...

167. 3...

168. 6...

169. 8...

170. 7...

171. 9...

172. 6...

173. 5...

174. 1...

175. 0...

176. 7...

177. THE CINCO MIDI ORGANIZER FILING SYSTEM.

178. ORDER NOW!

179. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

180. ONE OF THE STARS FROM "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW

181. GREAT JOB" — GRUM.

182. HEY, EVERYBODY.

183. HEY, GRUM!

184. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE?

185. CRACKERS AND SNACKS!

186. WELL, THAT'S ABOUT ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR OUR SHOW

187. TONIGHT.

188. THANK YOU, AUDIENCE.

189. RON AUSTAR — YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING SPAGHETTI VERY SOON.

190. SETTLE DOWN, PISAN, OKAY?

191. AND — OH, WAIT, THIS JUST IN —

192. BIG, BIG SURPRISE IN STORE FOR

193. YOU FOLKS TONIGHT.

194. COMING TO THE STAGE RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE TWO VERY

195. OLD FRIENDS.

196. PLEASE WELCOME THE STARS OF "TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW

197. GREAT JOB."

198. WHEW. THIS IS HEAVY.

199. TIM HEIDECKER AND ERIC WAREHEIM.

200. ♪ HERE WE ARE

201. PRIDE ♪ ♪ AND HERE WE GO

202. ♪ OUR FUTURE'S IN THE

203. BALANCE ♪ ♪ AND ALL THESE YEARS APART

204. HEY!

205. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?

206. WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK TOGETHER AND MAKE US LAUGH AGAIN?

207. YEAH!

208. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET BACK TOGETHER, HUH?

209. RIGHT.

210. ♪ TOGETHER FOREVER ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW

211. D-O-O-O-O-OWN ♪ ♪ D-O-O-O-O-OWN