Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x7

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Maria Bamford as TV Host • David Cross as Pizza Boy • Hal Alpert as Old Office Temp • Richard Dunn as Old Office Temp • Roger E. Fanter as Old Office Temp • Don Fenstermaker as Old Office Temp

An old man photographs himself by mistake.

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1. HI. I'M PALL WILLEAUX, FROM LAZY HORSE MATTRESS AND

2. BEDDING SUPPLY.

3. AND I GUARANTEE YOU'LL HIT THE

4. HAY THE SECOND THAT YOUR HEAD HITS THE MATTRE—

5. MURDER ME!

6. AAH!

7. AAH! AAH! AAH!

8. ♪ TIM AND ERIC

9. BOTTOM-LINE-ORIENTED PRODUCERS.

10. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU, TIM.

11. YOU PICK THE STRATEGY.

12. WE'VE TAKEN A LOOK AT THE MONEY WE SPEND ON OUR

13. EMPLOYEES AND FOUND A BETTER WAY TO APPLY THAT RESOURCE.

14. BUSINESS IS A GAMBLE.

15. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT IS, "HOW

16. MUCH MONEY CAN WE SAVE?" WE FIRED OUR FRIENDS.

17. WE HIRED OLD MEN.

18. WE MADE A CONSCIOUS CHOICE TO GET RID OF THE YOUNG

19. AND BRING IN THE OLD, CUTTING OUR COSTS AND ADDING AN EXTRA

20. RESOURCE...

21. EXPERIENCE.

22. MARKER.

23. BOOM IN THE SHOT.

24. BOOM UP.

25. BOOM.

26. BOOM.

27. BOOM IN THE SHOT.

28. YOU'RE STILL — HOLD IT RIGHT HERE.

29. OKAY, WE'RE CLEAR, WE'RE GOOD, AND, ERIC, WHENEVER YOU'RE

30. READY.

31. HI.

32. BOOM IN THE SHOT.

33. YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.

34. LIFT IT UP.

35. BOOM IN THE SHOT.

36. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'S BEEN

37. CHALLENGING.

38. I HATE THESE OLD MEN.

39. I HATE THESE OLD MEN.

40. I HATE THESE...

41. OLD...

42. MEN...

43. OLD...

44. BRAIN.

45. FARGE.

46. WOW.

47. FARGE.

48. WOW.

49. FARGE.

50. HI.

51. FARGE.

52. WOW.

53. RIM.

54. EH!

55. AAH!

56. HA!

57. REGINALD.

58. FARGE.

59. WOW.

60. HI.

61. PIZZA!

62. PIZZA PIE!

63. DID ANYBODY ORDER A PIZZA PIE?

64. OH, THAT'S ME.

65. I ORDERED A LARGE PIE.

66. WOW.

67. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A NICE WORKOUT.

68. YOU KNOW, AFTER I WORK OUT, I GET REALLY HUNGRY FOR SOME

69. SAUSAGE...

70. PIZZA.

71. OH, YEAH!

72. HEY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE

73. BREADSTICKS I ORDERED?

74. OH, I'M SORRY.

75. WE'RE ALL OUT OF BREADSTICKS.

76. WELL...

77. GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SNACK ON THIS.

78. OH, YEAH.

79. THIS IS GONNA BE REALLY GOOD.

80. [ BOING! ] WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH

81. THIS THING?

82. HEY, THERE ARE OTHER WAYS BESIDES INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN'S

83. PENIS AND A WOMAN'S VAGINA TO SHOW YOU LOVE SOMEONE.

84. BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

85. WELL, LISTEN TO THIS SONG I JUST FARTED OUT.

86. I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT...

87. MAYBE.

88. HEY, IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND TRYING TO PRESSURE TO TAKE IT TO THE

89. NEXT LEVEL?

90. WELL, HERE'S A HINT.

91. NEXT TIME SHE GOES FOR A TOUCH DOWNSTAIRS, SLAP HER HAND AND

92. SAY, "UNH-UNH, NO TOUCH.

93. I AIN'T NO HO-HO."

94. SEE YOU LATER.

95. HI.

96. I'M NEWSCASTER JAN SKYLAR.

97. AS PART OF CHANNEL 5's "NO SEX WEEK," MY HUSBAND, WAYNE, AND I

98. HERE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER AND ARE ABSTAINING

99. FROM SEX FOR A FULL YEAR.

100. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?

101. I GUESS SO, JAN, YEAH.

102. ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE BIT RELIEVED.

103. IT GIVES ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO DRY OUT DOWN THERE, HMM?

104. UH, WHAT'S THAT?

105. OH, THIS JUST IN — LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME LIVE VIDEO FROM

106. THIS YEAR'S "NO SEX HOT DOG" PARADE.

107. OH.

108. MIKE, CAN WE GET SOME VIDEO OF THAT HERE?

109. MIKE?

110. MIKE, PATCH US IN.

111. COME ON!

112. MIKE!

113. SOMEONE WANT TO GET MIKE OUT OF THE CAN?

114. MIKE!

115. ON YOUR FACE!

116. UH!

117. OOH! OOH!

118. WHO WANTS A DOG?

119. GIVE THEM PEOPLE ICE-COLD HOT DOGS!

120. YEAH! THERE YOU GO!

121. WHOO!

122. OHH!

123. YEAH!

124. AAH!

125. THERE IS AN OLD MAN

126. WORKING HERE NAMED RICHARD DUNN WHO HAS PASSED AWAY.

127. HE TAUGHT ME MANY LESSONS ABOUT LEARNING ABOUT LIFE.

128. JUST PUT THIS COPY SIDE DOWN.

129. LINE IT UP WITH THOSE TWO MARKS, RIGHT THERE.

130. SEE THOSE?

131. AND THEN JUST HIT THE GREEN "COPY" BUTTON.

132. I-I DID WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

133. I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT I'M SPENDING TIME TEACHING YOU

134. THIS.

135. ON YOUR RéSUMé, IT DID SAY YOU COULD COPY AND FAX.

136. UM...

137. IT'S HARD TO TRAIN THOSE OLD MEN.

138. TRUST US.

139. THESE OLD MEN HAVE TAUGHT ME LESSONS ABOUT LIFE,

140. AND I'M ACHIEVING THOSE GOALS.

141. NEW YOU," WHERE WE SHOW YOU HOW TO REJUVENATE AND REVITALIZE

142. YOURSELF THROUGH LOTION.

143. FIRST, I'M GONNA TRY SOME OF THESE ON MYSELF.

144. THIS IS A FACE CREAM, BUT LOOK AT HOW IT GLISTENS.

145. OH, YOUR SKIN IS SO DRY.

146. THAT'S WHAT MY MOM WOULD SAY.

147. HONEY, YOU'VE GOT FAT HANDS.

148. YOU HAVE GOT FAT HANDS — FAT, GREASY HANDS.

149. MOM...

150. SHUT UP.

151. SHUT UP!

152. WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE UP?

153. PUT YOUR HANDS OUT.

154. AND LOOK AT HER HANDS.

155. UM, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL HANDS, BUT THEY'RE ALSO A LITTLE

156. DRY, SO WE'RE JUST GONNA RUB SOME ON HERE.

157. LOOK AT THAT.

158. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

159. AHH, IT'S VERY SMOOTH.

160. IT FEELS LIKE IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

161. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

162. YOUR SISTER, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

163. SO...

164. MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS.

165. IT IS A TOUGH — IT'S A TOUGH RELATIONSHIP.

166. RIM.

167. RIM.

168. CRIM.

169. OKAY, I'M ALMOST FINISHED SETTING UP YOUR ACCOUNT,

170. ERIC WAREHEIM, BUT I HAVE A FEW MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

171. OKAY.

172. DO YOU LIVE IN A HOLE OR

173. BOAT?

174. NEITHER.

175. OKAY, I DIDN'T GET THAT.

176. I THINK YOU CHOSE "BOAT."

177. IS THAT RIGHT?

178. NO.

179. OKAY, LET'S MOVE ON.

180. IS YOUR BOAT A C-CLASSED LICENSED BOAT, OR IS YOUR BOAT

181. USED FOR COMMERCIAL FISHING?

182. OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE CHOSEN

183. "COMMERCIAL FISHING."

184. NOW I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR BOAT'S NAME.

185. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

186. OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE SAID "TAARGUS."

187. IS THIS CORRECT?

188. WHAT? NO!

189. JUST TO MAKE SURE I'VE GOTTEN

190. ALL THE INFORMATION CORRECT, I'M GOING TO NEED...

191. HELLO?

192. A FEW MORE THINGS.

193. I NEED SOME HELP.

194. YOUR NAME IS "ERIC TAARGUS."

195. IS THIS CORRECT?

196. OKAY, I'LL GO AHEAD AND MAKE

197. THAT CHANGE.

198. GREAT. I'VE MADE THE CHANGE.

199. YOUR WIFE'S NEW LEGAL NAME IS "TAARGUS TAARGUS."

200. IS THIS OKAY?

201. NO.

202. GREAT. WE'RE SENDING HER THE FOLLOWING VHS TAPE.

203. YOU'VE CHOSEN "PIZZA BOY."

204. EXCUSE ME, MY WIFE CAN'T GET THIS IN THE MAIL.

205. MMM, PIZZA.

206. AAH! WHERE'S MY SON?

207. AAH!

208. I'M A DEMON.

209. IT'S IN ME!

210. AAH!

211. TAKE IT!

212. MAKE IT STOP!

213. I SEE A LOT OF THESE OLD MEN TAKING NAPS WHILE

214. WORKING.

215. THE OLD MEN PROVED TO BE CHALLENGING, BUT NO CHALLENGE IS

216. MET WITHOUT REWARD.

217. WE NEED TO SET SOME RULES, SOME GROUND RULES, FOR THE WRITERS'

218. ROOM.

219. NO M— NO KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.

220. "NO KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES."

221. NO RELIGIOUS JOKES.

222. NOBODY USE THE WORD "CHINAMEN" OR "ORIENTAL."

223. RICHARD, WHAT DID YOU HAVE LAST WEEK AT THE PITCH MEETING?

224. YOU BROKE YOUR FINGERNAIL, AND YOU K— YOU JUST DON'T KNOW

225. WHAT TO DO.

226. YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO FIX IT, GIVE A PEDICURE OR SOMETHING.

227. HAL, COME ON.

228. WAIT. HOLD ON, GUYS.

229. WHO WROTE THE — WHO WROTE THE "PIZZA BOY" SKETCH?

230. GUILTY.

231. THAT WAS A-A GOOD SKETCH.

232. IT COULD BE HILARIOUS.

233. IT COULD ALSO BE DISGUSTING.

234. THAT WAS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF A GREAT SKETCH.

235. TRIP.

236. REGINALD.

237. CH— CHEE, CHEE, CHEE.

238. CHEE.

239. CHEE.

240. CHEE, CHEE.

241. CHEE.

242. OH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE

243. IT'S BEEN CHALLENGING.

244. AND IT HASN'T WORKED OUT.

245. AS BUSINESSMEN, YOU MAKE A LOT OF CHOICES.

246. YOU PICK ONE.

247. SOMETIMES IT'S WRONG.

248. ERIC AND I KNOW WHEN WE'VE MADE A MISTAKE.

249. TIM MAKES A LOT OF MISTAKES.

250. BUT THERE'S SUCCESS IN LEARNING.

251. I'M MAKING A PERSONAL PLEA TO OUR CREW.

252. PLEASE RETURN TO WORK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

253. CREW, COME BACK AND WORK FOR US.

254. WE'RE SORRY.

255. THERE IS MUCH CLEANING TO BE DONE.