1. SUCCESS.
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2. SUCCESS.
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3. SUCCESS!
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4. SUCCESS.
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5. SUCCESS!
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6. HI, I'M TIM HEIDECKER.
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7. AND I'M ERIC WAREHEIM.
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8. AND THIS IS "TIM AND
ERIC'S"...
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9. THIS IS "TIM AND ERIC'S
AWESOME SHOW"...
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10. "GOOD JOB!"
SO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
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11. GOOD.
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12. CHOKE.
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13. TEST.
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14. CUT.
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15. I LOVE MY SH-O-O-O-OW!
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16. CUP OF WHITE WINE ♪
♪ SHRIMP
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17. LET'S DO THIS.
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18. [ RADIO PLAYS HIP-HOP ]
♪ UH
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19. FOCUSED AND STAY IN SCHOOL, AND
I MADE A SONG ABOUT IT.
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20. HOW DOES THE SONG GO?
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21. WELL, LET'S LEARN IT
TOGETHER.
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22. [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
♪ STAY IN SCHOOL,
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23. AND STAY FOCUSED ♪
♪ LET THE TRUTH BE
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24. YOUR OWN FOCUS ♪
♪ THEN BY GETTING A EDUCATION
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25. YOUR TURN.
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26. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DYSENTERY AND
BASIC DIARRHEA.
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27. OH, HI, WE'RE BACK.
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28. WELCOME TO "TRAGG'S TROUGH."
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29. BEFORE WE GET STARTED, A LOT OF
MY VIEWERS CALL IN AND SAY,
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30. "TRAGG, YOUR RECIPES CALL FOR
HALF A TABLESPOON OF THIS, HALF
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31. A TABLESPOON OF THAT.
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32. WE OWN A TABLESPOON.
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33. WHERE CAN WE BUY A HALF A
TABLESPOON?
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34. LET'S GET GOING.
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35. TODAY, OUR SPECIAL MENU IS
JALAPEÑO-FRIED CHICKEN WITH WILD
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36. SAFFRON RICE AND A BALSAMIC
ASPARAGUS MEDLEY.
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37. AND IT SMELLS GREAT, TOO, FOR
SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN DEAD THIS
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38. LONG.
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39. NOW, LET'S DUMP EVERYTHING INTO
MY BLENDER.
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40. I USUALLY HAVE AN ASSISTANT.
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41. MORE ABOUT HIM LATELY.
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42. AND PUSH IT DOWN, MAKE SURE IT'S
NOT IN MOTION WHEN YOUR HAND IS
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43. IN HERE — THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY ASSISTANT.
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44. LET'S JUST SAY HE'S FINE, BUT HE
CAN NO LONGER GIVE A HIGH FIVE.
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45. NOW WE'LL JUST ADD A CUP OF
WATER AND 1/2 A CUP OF MY BROWN
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46. SLOP.
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47. AND LET'S MIX IT ALL TOGETHER...
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48. REMINDS ME, I HAVE TO VISIT MY
GARDENER IN THE HOSPITAL.
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49. HE FELL UNDERNEATH OUR POWER
MOWER.
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50. MMM.
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51. I'M GETTING HUNGRY JUST WATCHING
IT.
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52. NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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53. LET'S ADD IT TO MY PRE-PREPARED
SLOP — WHICH REMINDS ME, THOSE
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54. OF YOU WHO LIKE TO TRAVEL BY
SHIP, I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT
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55. THE ENGLISH CHANNEL IS NOT
PARTICULARLY CALM DURING WINTER
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56. MONTHS.
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57. A WORD OF ADVICE.
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58. ALL RIGHT.
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59. THERE WE GO.
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60. LITTLE BIT OF SUGAR MAKES...
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61. AND NOW, AS I SAY, "SAUTéE,
FLAMBé, AND SASHAY!"
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62. THE DINERS ARE WAITING.
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63. SOUP'S ON FOR OUR HUNGRY DINERS.
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64. THERE YOU GO.
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65. PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
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66. AND IF YOUR EYES ARE BIGGER THAN
YOUR STOMACH, JUST RUB A LITTLE
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67. ON YOUR UPPER LIP AND THE CHIN
AREA.
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68. AND IT ACTS AS A NATURAL
APPETITE ENHANCER.
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69. WELL, I WANT TO THANK
BILLY CRYSTALS FOR BEING MY
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70. GUEST TODAY.
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71. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
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72. AND WE'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT
WEEK ON "TRAGG'S TROUGH."
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73. UNTIL THEN, BON APPéTIT.
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74. SECONDS FOR ANYONE?
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75. DON'T BE SHY.
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76. THOSE DIRTY SOCKS? ♪
♪ I JUST WEAR MY DAD'S
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77. DIRTY SOCKS ♪
♪ GIVE ME THEM SOCKS
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78. MY DAD ♪
♪ SMELLS LIKE HIS COLOGNE
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79. TIM?
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80. YEAH?
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81. THAT WAS ONE OF THE
BEST FILMS WE'VE DONE.
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82. YOU'RE MY PEPPER.
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83. HEY, PEP-PEP.
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84. HEY, PEP-PEP.
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85. HEY-PEP-PEP-PEP-PEP-
PEP-PEP-PEP.
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86. UHHHHH...
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87. DID YOU GUYS EVER SEE A
LEG LIKE THIS?
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88. A LEG LIKE THAT?
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89. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME
WALK LIKE A SHRIMP?
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90. YEAH, I SAW A SHOW ON IT.
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91. WOW, THAT'S GREAT.
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92. UH, UH, AH, AH!
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93. AH!
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94. DILLY!
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95. LOOK! LOOK!
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96. SHRIMP!
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97. AAAH!
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98. SHR-SHR-SHR-I-I-I-I-I-IMP!
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99. HEY, ASSHOLE, GET OFF OF YOUR
COUCH, GET A FLIP.
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100. ANYONE CAN DO FLIP!
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101. FLIP EVERY DAY!
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102. YOU GONNA TAKE THE POUNDS FAST.
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103. FLIP 10 TIMES!
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104. HI, I'M ENTREPRENEUR
KEN TULLEY, AND I'VE RECENTLY
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105. COME INTO LEGAL POSSESSION OF
THIS AMAZING WORKOUT PROGRAM
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106. FROM FITNESS GURU
TOM FREDRICKSON.
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107. MILLIONS OF MEN AND WOMEN
HAVE LOST WEIGHT THE EASY WAY,
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108. USING TOM FREDRICKSON'S
PATENTED THREE-STEP TUMBLING
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109. PROGRAM.
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110. THERE'S NO EASIER WAY TO
TAKE THE POUNDS OFF FAST.
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111. MY FIANCéE AND I HAVE BEEN ON
THE PROGRAM FOR WEEKS, AND IT
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112. JUST WORKS.
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113. HOW MUCH IS IT?
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114. THE ENTIRE PROGRAM CAN BE
YOURS FOR ONLY $39.99.
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115. AND AS AN ADDED BONUS,
I'LL THROW IN GLOBONES.
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116. GLOBONES, GLOBONES, GLOBONES!
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117. TAKE THEM WITH YOU TO LIGHT UP A
ROOM OR JUST FOR FUN.
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118. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CAR TARP,
KEN?
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119. IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW,
I'LL THROW IN MY PATENTED TULLEY
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120. CAR TARP FOR FREE.
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121. IT ACTUALLY MAKES YOUR CAR
SMALLER.
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122. BUT WHERE AM I GOING TO STORE
ALL THESE AMAZING FREE GIFTS...
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123. THAT I'M GETTING?
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124. OKAY, YOU GOT ME.
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125. I'LL THROW IN THE TULLEY TAARGUS
AS WELL.
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126. THE TAARGUS IS THE FIRST
GLOBE-SHAPED STORAGE UNIT.
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127. IT ROLLS RIGHT INTO YOUR
BACKYARD.
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128. HOW MUCH IS THAT?
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129. ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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130. GET IN SHAPE, DICKHEAD!
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131. SLOP IN THE MORNING, SLOP IN
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132. SUPPERTIME.
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133. SLOP TILL YOU DROP, KIDS.
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134. STAY IN SCHOOL.
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135. TWO MORE.
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136. I LOVE MY SH-O-O-O-OW!
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137. WE SHOULD ALL GET
TOGETHER SOMETIME.
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