Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x5

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as Danny Mothers • Marc Appleby as T'ird Husband • Landry Barb as Band Member • Rebecca Brooks as T'ird Wife • Bill A. Jones as Announcer

A chunky lady's love for her mean boss reaches a boiling point.

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1. Sports sports

2. Sports sports

3. Sports Aaaah!

4. Tim and Eric Awesome show

5. Tim and Eric Awesome show.

6. Tim and Eric Awesome Show - Great Job!

7. Hey, Carol.

8. Hi, Mr. Henderson.

9. How you doing?

10. I'm good, thank you.

11. Looking real good, real hot.

12. You look good, too.

13. I'd like to take you home and snack on you tonight.

14. You are getting me rock hard.

15. Uh, thank you.

16. I just had my hair cut.

17. Ooh!

18. Look good enough for a poke.

19. Huh?

20. It's my dream, sir.

21. Why don't I take you back to my office?

22. I'll take care of that for you.

23. You know what I'm saying?

24. Yes.

25. Oh, yeah?

26. What, are you nuts?

27. You're a cow.

28. You're a cow.

29. Capisce?

30. Aaaaah!

31. Oh.

32. Get in shape.

33. Have you wasted a whole day.

34. Playing flight wheel?

35. Now there's t'ird.

36. T'ird combines the flight of a bird with the crawling of a

37. turtle to create the only flight wheel that slowly comes back.

38. First throw your t'ird.

39. Watch it soar up to a half-mile away.

40. When it lands, its turtle legs will extend, and t'ird will

41. begin his long trek home.

42. Time for work.

43. While t'ird sluggishly returns, you can spend your day

44. paying bills, register yourself online, plan tomorrow's work,

45. sort some coins, repay old bills, call your brother, stare,

46. stare, moisten your fence wood, reposition your doorknob, dig a

47. hole to Bury a box, and t'ird is still crawling.

48. Sweep your lawn, offer your husband a drink, destroy a

49. pornography collection.

50. And when t'ird crawls back, throw it again and get even more

51. work done.

52. Thanks for letting me get my work done, t'ird.

53. T'ird.

54. A cinco toy.

55. That meteor must have landed around here somewhere.

56. Stand back, stand back.

57. Oh.

58. What is it? Aah!

59. Probably a crog monster from outer vector city.

60. I've seen monsters like this before.

61. Act scared.

62. Aah!

63. Stand back.

64. Hello, and welcome to.

65. "Channel 5 looking at film."

66. Cut!

67. My guest is local director Glen tennis, and the film is a

68. science-fiction/fantasy film.

69. I love movies.

70. Is this the second film that you've made?

71. It says on this that you've made two films.

72. Is this the first or second?

73. This would be the second.

74. This is my... this is the second film I've made.

75. Get that squared away.

76. When a movie is made in France, it's called cinema.

77. How come that's different?

78. Uh... I love film.

79. All right.

80. You gonna show a clip, or

81. sports sports

82. sports Hey, horsey, what are

83. you doing this weekend?

84. Well, verndon, I'm doing what I do every weekend.

85. I'm going to the club.

86. I'm gonna get some strange tail drunk.

87. Then I'm gonna take him back to my apartment and make love to

88. him.

89. All right, it's time to.

90. Get you back in the box.

91. But that's what I want, verndon.

92. I meant back in the hole.

93. Exactly.

94. Thank you.

95. Good night.

96. I'm Eric wareheim.

97. This next prank is called "spider web attack."

98. Tim hates spider webs.

99. Ah-ha!

100. Aah!

101. You!

102. Get out of my face.

103. You!

104. Get it out of here!

105. Aah!

106. He's gonna puke!

107. Spider attack, spider attack!

108. Someone please.

109. Someone please.

110. They were created as part of the, uh

111. crogan "a" experiment.

112. Idiot!

113. I was saying it.

114. No, you weren't!

115. God!

116. Man, are you retarded?

117. Are you retarded?

118. You're not?

119. That is not part of "crystal shyps."

120. That's not part of the story.

121. In the film... scene where you get angry and yell at the

122. other performers... That's not part of the movie,

123. though.

124. I saw it.

125. "Crystal shyps" is a contained story.

126. I saw it.

127. That part was not meant for your eyes.

128. I liked where your character was yelling.

129. I don't know.

130. Okay, cut.

131. Cut, just cut.

132. Directing.

133. That's not part of the movie.

134. I'm not yelling.

135. It's not part of "crystal shyps."

136. That was "on the cutting room floor" type stuff.

137. I'm gonna be out Thursday and Friday.

138. I'm getting the ears professionally cleaned.

139. Oh, that's a good move... Worth every penny.

140. Well, it has gotten very infected in there.

141. Who's doing it for you?

142. Mr. Henderson, this is for you.

143. Carol?

144. You are looking fantastic.

145. Come in here.

146. Go ahead.

147. Sit down.

148. Hey, Larry.

149. Carol.

150. Wow, what have you been doing, Carol?

151. You on a diet or something?

152. Just taking care of myself.

153. This is just the way I like it.

154. Man.

155. Good enough for a poke, right?

156. Yeah. Yes.

157. Absolutely.

158. Are you serious?

159. I'm very serious.

160. Why don't you, uh, come by my office in a couple hours, and

161. we'll make sure that goes down?

162. Yes.

163. Ugh!

164. Oh, lar, what the hell?

165. What'd you do that for?

166. I, uh, just... I got a little out of hand.

167. I love you, buddy, but you blew it.

168. What?

169. What do you mean what?

170. You just whacked her in the head with a coffeepot!

171. I loved her, all right?

172. You blew it, capisce?

173. Sweet lady

174. I love your body you make my blood boil down

175. inside but I've got to tell

176. you I don't think my chunky pounds

177. will come right off That's all right, baby.

178. I love you just the way you are.

179. That means a lot to me.

180. Thank you.

181. I love you, sir.

182. Come on over here.

183. I want to give you a French kiss.

184. Get a poke on, a poke on.

185. Get your pokey right on my ride.

186. I want a poke on, a good poke on.

187. I want a good pokin' on your ride.

188. Look at them, they're so in love

189. I bet they'll French kiss all night long.

190. I wish we knew which hole he's gonna poke her through.

191. Look at them, they're so in love.

192. I bet they'll French kiss all night long.

193. I wish we knew which hole he's gonna poke her through

194. tonight tonight.

195. Tim and Eric Awesome Show