Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x4

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as Here She Comes Singer • 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Simon • Gloria Heaton as Here She Comes Bride • Liz Kane as Here She Comes Bride • Maggie Mellin as Here She Comes Bride

Tim and Eric hold a seminar on how to build a successful sitcom writing career.

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1. H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HELLO.

2. THANKS FOR CHOOSING MAHANAHAN'S CHILD CLOWN OUTLET.

3. WHY NOT USE OUR CHILD CLOWNS FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY OR SPECIAL

4. EVENT?

5. IT'S A FACT — OUR CHILD CLOWNS ARE WASHED AND DIAPERED DAILY,

6. AND CHILD CLOWN COMES WITHOUT FAKE PLASTIC DOO-DOO!

7. MY CHILD CLOWNS NEVER TAKE BR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R—

8. NOW YOU CAN RENT AN ADULT ADAPTOR TO BRING THAT CHILD

9. CLOWN UP TO A REGULAR MAN'S EYE LEVEL.

10. OUR CLOWNS ARE SOFT TO THE TOUCH.

11. THEY'RE SOFT TO THE TO-O-O-UCH.

12. DID YOU MAKE A MESS OF OUR CHILD CLOWNS?

13. BRING 'EM BACK DIRTY.

14. WE'LL HOSE 'EM OFF!

15. AND NOW WE MADE RETURNING YOUR CHILD CLOWN EVEN EASIER.

16. JUST USE ONE OF OUR MANY MAHANAHAN'S CHILD CLOWN

17. EXPRESS DROP-OFF BOOTHS.

18. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, I'VE GOT FUDGE!

19. DO YOU HAVE A DISCREET ADULT PARTY THAT YOU NEED

20. CLOWN-CATERED?

21. USE MY CLO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-WNS!

22. HI, I'M ERIC WAREHEIM, AND WELCOME TO MY SHOW.

23. SHOW.

24. TIM HEIDECKER'S REPORTING.

25. HEY, TIM. HOW ARE YOU?

26. UH, GOOD.

27. SORRY I MISSED WORK THIS WEEK.

28. I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE A SHOW.

29. WE CAN PROBABLY JUST IMPROVISE —

30. ACTUALLY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

31. UM, I STAYED UP ALL LAST NIGHT, AND I MADE THE SHOW ON MY OWN.

32. WELL, LET ME JUST SIGN OFF ON IT, AND WE'LL THROW IT IN

33. THE MIX AND — IT'S RIGHT HERE.

34. TODAY WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON THAT WE'RE NOT ALONE IN

35. THE UNIVERSE.

36. THEY HAVE HUMANOIDS LIVING AMONG US, AND THEY ARE FROM ANOTHER

37. STAR.

38. TELL 'EM THE NAME OF THOSE CRITTERS.

39. MY FAVORITE RACE IS CALLED THE CORINIANS.

40. WHEN THEY SAY HELLO AND GOODBYE, THEY SAY "SALAMé."

41. SALAMé?

42. AND I JUST MADE UP A SONG ABOUT IT.

43. CAN I LEARN THAT SONG?

44. YOU SURE CAN.

45. LET'S GO.

46. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ GO INTO THE LIGHT UNTIL WE

47. MEET AGAIN ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHAT THE CORINIANS SAY

48. AGAIN AND AGAIN ♪ ♪ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

49. SALAMé.

50. SALAMé.

51. HI.

52. I'M STEVE MAHANAHAN, AND I OFFICIALLY ENDORSE MY BROTHER

53. MIKE MAHANAHAN'S CHILD CLOWN SHOES OUTLET.

54. I LOVE YOU, MIKE!

55. I LOVE YOU, STEVE!

56. I LOVE MY BROTHER STEVE, BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING — HIS CLOWNS

57. DON'T COME WITH SHOES!

58. EVER SEEN A CHILD CLOWN WITHOUT SHOES?

59. IT'S DISGUSTING!

60. DON'T GET YOUR CHILD CLOWN SHOES FROM ANY OTHER OUTLET.

61. IT'S DISGUST...

62. I-I-I-I-I SPECIALIZE IN BIG-TOP, ROUND TOES, AQUARIUM, WRESTLING,

63. MAGIC LACES, VELCRO, MULTI-COLORED, SINGLE-TOED,

64. RIM-LACED, MIRRORED, X-TRA COMFORT, UTILITY, LATE NIGHT,

65. EROTIC, AND SAND-COLORED SHOES!

66. NOW LOCATED RIGHT NEXT TO MY BROTHER!

67. I LOVE YOU, STEVE!

68. I LOVE YOU, MIKE!

69. WE LOVE EACH OTHER!

70. I LOVE YOU, MI-I-I-KE!

71. I LOVE YOU, STEVE.

72. I WISH YOU THE BEST.

73. I LOVE YOU, MIKE.

74. HERE SHE COMES.

75. HERE SHE COMES.

76. HERE SHE COMES.

77. HERE SHE COMES.

78. DON'T BE NERVOUS.

79. HERE SHE COMES.

80. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIMON.

81. STAND ASIDE.

82. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] HI.

83. I'M WRITER, DIRECTOR, ACTOR, COMEDIAN BILLY CRYSTALS, AND MY

84. CAREER WAS IN THE HAMPER UNTIL I SIGNED UP FOR THE TIM AND ERIC

85. SEMINAR ON "HOW TO 'MAKE IT' IN HOLLYWOOD."

86. THOUSANDS OF AMERICA'S GREATEST TALENTS HAVE

87. USED THE VALUABLE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THE TIM AND

88. ERIC CENTER FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND INTERNET TECHNOLOGY.

89. SO, HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE HAVE PARENTS WHO HAVE TOLD THEM

90. IN THE PAST THAT THEY'RE TALENTED OR CREATIVE OR HAVE

91. POTENTIAL?

92. NO.

93. NOT WITHOUT THIS SEMINAR, GUYS.

94. HOW MANY PEOPLE DELETE THEIR HISTORY EVERY WEEK SO

95. THEIR GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING ON

96. PORN?

97. ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY WOMEN DO WE HAVE HERE TODAY?

98. CAN WE GET A COUNT?

99. KEEP THE HANDS UP.

100. KEEP 'EM UP!

101. TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX...

102. NOW, THE POWER POSITIONS IN HOLLYWOOD ARE ALMOST ENTIRELY

103. CONTROLLED BY MEN, AS THEY SHOULD BE.

104. THE WOMAN CAN USE THEIR POWER OF SEDUCTION, USE THEIR SEXUALITY,

105. TO FURTHER THEIR OWN CAREERS.

106. GOT TO GIVE YOU A QUICK EXAMPLE.

107. MY EX-WIFE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY OF MY SUCCESS AND CAPITALIZED ON

108. IT...

109. PRIVATELY.

110. IT WAS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR, WRITING MOST...

111. HELLO, MATE.

112. WELCOME TO MY DINGERIDOO.

113. I DO TRIPS DOWN TO BAJA.

114. DOWN SOUTH — WE'LL GET SOME ATVs, TWO-SEATERS.

115. I'M IN THE FRONT.

116. HERE COMES A JUMP.

117. THANK YOU.

118. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

119. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

120. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THANK YOU.

121. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

122. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

123. THE SIDES ARE GREAT,

124. THOUGH.

125. YEAH.

126. LOOK AT THAT.

127. OH, WOW.

128. SALAMé.

129. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] BEN?

130. C-Check out the cord.

131. THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE — NOT CONNECTED TO

132. THE CAMERA.

133. THEY WERE JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR.

134. BEN!

135. ONE, TWO, CHECK.

136. ONE, TWO, CHECK.

137. TWO, ONE, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK, CHECK.

138. CHECK.

139. ONE, TWO, CHECK.

140. ♪ BANG, BANG, ROB THAT BANK

141. WHOOPS.

142. SO...

143. WE'LL BE DONE IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

144. I'VE SAID MY PIECE.

145. I'LL LEAVE THESE ON YOUR DESK.

146. OKAY.

147. ♪ F-F-F-FAIR ♪ ENOUGH

148. HERE SHE COMES.

149. HERE SHE COMES.

150. HERE THEY ARE, GUYS.

151. I HOPE YOU LIKE 'EM ALL.

152. 218.

153. COME.

154. COME UP HERE, PUP PUP.

155. COME TO US.

156. ♪ HERE SHE COMES

157. EXCUSE ME.

158. TIM DIDN'T LIKE THIS, SO I NEED TO RETURN IT RIGHT NOW.

159. STOP.

160. I CHANGED MY MIND.

161. THE TAPE IS GREAT.

162. LET'S SHOW IT.

163. SALAMé.

164. SALAMé.

165. SALAMé.

166. SALAMé.

167. SALAMé.

168. SALAMé.

169. SALAMé.

170. SALAMé.

171. SALAMé.

172. SALAMé.

173. SALAMé.

174. SALAMé.

175. SALAMé.

176. SALAMé.

177. SALAMé.

178. HOW WAS THAT?

179. WAS THAT A TAKE?

180. SKULL!