Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x3

Directed by

Michael Cera as Jamie Stevens • Paul Reubens as The Moon • Pat Atkins as Old Lady • G. Larry Butler as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer • Donald R. Jankiewicz as Gord Sandalwood as Don Stevens • Zach Galifianakis as Tairy Greene

Tim learns a problematic new magic trick; free portraits on Hollywood Boulevard.

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1. IT'S "GRAVY ROBBERS," THE NEW AND EXCITING

2. WAY TO ENJOY MEAT AND GRAVY.

3. OUR AWARD-WINNING GRAVY MAKES THE PERFECT MATCH FOR OUR

4. DRY-KILLED MEATS.

5. TRUST ME, WE'VE TAKEN ALL THE MOISTURE OUT SO YOU NEED LOTS OF

6. THAT WET GRAVY.

7. BUT NO GOOD THING COMES EASY.

8. THAT'S WHY WE'VE HIRED PROFESSIONAL GRAVY ROBBERS TO

9. COME AND TRY AND STEAL THE GRAVY RIGHT OFF YOUR TABLE!

10. WATCH OUT, GUARD YOUR GRAVY!

11. YOU, GRAVY ROBBERS.

12. WELL, HELLO, WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.

13. MY NAME IS TIM HEIDECKER.

14. HEY, I'M ERIC WAREHEIM.

15. SO GOOD TO BE HERE.

16. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND THIS WEEKEND, ERIC?

17. NOT SO GOOD, TIM.

18. I GET IT.

19. I GET IT.

20. UM, I ACTUALLY PICKED UP A PRETTY COOL, UM, YOU KNOW, MAGIC

21. TRICK THIS WEEKEND.

22. REALLY?

23. CAN YOU DO IT HERE?

24. DO IT RIGHT HERE.

25. HERE WE GO.

26. UH... WOW.

27. TA-DA!

28. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

29. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

30. UH, IT'S ACTUALLY VERY...

31. UH...

32. AAH!

33. TIM.

34. Tim!

35. TIM.

36. Ben.

37. BEN.

38. ♪ THERE'S NOTHING THAT

39. CRAZY ABOUT ME ♪ ♪ I'M JUST TAKING A WHIZ

40. ♪ LET ME THROUGH ♪ ARE YOU SITTING DOWN?

41. ♪ I'M SITTING DOWN ♪ YOU'RE NOT MAKING

42. BROWN? ♪ ♪ ARE YOU MAKING ICED TEA?

43. ♪ JUST LEMONADE ♪ BUT ARE YOU SITTING

44. DOWN? ♪ ♪ I'M SITTING DOWN!

45. I NEED YOU TO COME BACK RIGHT NOW.

46. HELLO, ROBBERS, MY NAME IS

47. TAIRY GREENE, AND NOT TOO LONG AGO, I WAS IN THE SAME POSITION

48. AS YOU ARE NOW, ABOUT TO BECOME A PROUD GRAVY ROBBER.

49. THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

50. AS YOU KNOW, YOUR MISSION IS TO STEAL AS MUCH OF OUR

51. AWARD-WINNING GRAVY FROM AS MANY CUSTOMERS AS YOU CAN.

52. THE KEY TO BECOMING A GOOD GRAVY ROBBER IS TO KEEP YOURSELF IN

53. PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE REQUIRED TO STAY

54. IN STEALTH POSITION FOR HOURS.

55. CROUCHING.

56. LINGERING.

57. HOVERING.

58. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CREEP UP ON THE OTHER CUSTOMERS, SO WHEN YOU

59. GO AND YOU SNATCH THAT GRAVY UP FROM THE CUSTOMER'S TABLE,

60. YOU'LL BE PREPARED.

61. Tim?

62. Are you all right?

63. Tim?

64. MATT, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS, BUT THE

65. PROBLEM IS HE'S ACTUALLY A REAL HOUSE CAT.

66. I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S UNDERSTANDING YOU.

67. What do you mean he's a cat?

68. Is he, like, in a catsuit?

69. LIKE A HOUSE CA— LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT A HOUSE CAT IS,

70. LIKE A PET CAT.

71. LIKE AN ORANGE PET CAT.

72. Come here, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.

73. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.

74. Come here, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop...

75. HUP, HUP, HUP!

76. DOES ANYBODY WANT A FREE PORTRAIT?

77. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...

78. FREE PORTRAITS!

79. DO YOU WANT EYES?

80. YES.

81. OKAY.

82. WHOOPS, I FORGOT TO DO YOUR NOSE.

83. DOES ANYONE WANT A FREE

84. PORTRAIT?

85. I'VE NEVER DRAWN A MAN BEFORE.

86. SO WHY YOU GOT...

87. THAT'S A BOY.

88. I CAN DRAW BOYS, EASY.

89. DOES ANYBODY WANT A FREE

90. PORTRAIT?

91. HOW ARE YOU?

92. I'M GOOD.

93. HOW ARE YOU?

94. I'M TALISA.

95. I DON'T HAVE ANY EARS!

96. YOU WEAR GLASSES?

97. YOU WANT A SHOT WITH YOU WEARING GLASSES?

98. 'CAUSE I JUST STARTED DOING A LENS HERE.

99. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MOUTH, SO I'LL JUST DO ONE MOUTH.

100. THEN YOU GO, "BAAAHHH!"

101. WHO IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

102. COMING THIS FALL, CHANNEL-5 THURSDAYS ARE ABOUT TO

103. GET EVEN MORE TENDER.

104. MY NAME IS JAMIE STEVENS, AND I'VE JUST FINISHED MY SUMMER

105. ABROAD, BUT IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME.

106. SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED TO ME WHILE I WAS AWAY.

107. I JUST HOPE MY TWO BIG BROTHERS UNDERSTAND.

108. THESE ARE MY BROTHERS, DON AND STEVE.

109. THEY RAISED ME AFTER MY PARENTS DIED IN THE BIG WRECK.

110. I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.

111. SPECIAL TO SHOW YOU.

112. FROM THE MAGICIANS WHO BROUGHT YOU "SLINGERS" AND

113. "SLINGERS 2: SLING DINGERS ON PATROL," AND THE WIZARDS BEHIND

114. THE GENIUS OF 4-D TECHNOLOGY...

115. THE DONNINGTON GROUP IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE SANDALWOOD

116. BROTHERS PRESENTS A NEW KIND OF DRAMA, "KITTY CAT MAN."

117. AHH.

118. I'M TAIRY GREENE.

119. THE GRAVY IS THEIRS!

120. GRAVY.

121. GRAVY!

122. TAKE YOUR THINGS OFF.

123. THERE'S A LOT OF CHATTER.

124. CHATTER!

125. NOT CHEDDAR.

126. IS THERE CHEDDAR?

127. THESE ARE TRAINED MILITARY VETERANS.

128. TRAINED, TRAINED MILITARY VETERANS.

129. THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAY.

130. HEY, CHUCK!

131. I'M DOING THIS STUPID THING.

132. YOU'RE KIDDING!

133. WHEN?

134. OKAY.

135. YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

136. THAT'S WEIRD, BUT I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

137. HIS NIECE WAS MURDERED.

138. [ FAR-EAST MUSIC PLAYS ] HERE HE IS.

139. OH, MY NEW KITTY CAT.

140. HE'S A REALLY GOOD BOY.

141. I JUST CAN'T CARE FOR HIM ANYMORE.

142. OH.

143. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

144. IT'S TIM.

145. HE USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

146. YOU SILLY ♪ ♪ HE'S MY BEST FRIEND

147. OH!

148. OW.

149. AAH!

150. UGH!

151. ♪ YEAH, THE TRICK YOU LEARNED COULD USE A LITTLE WORK,

152. I'M SURE ♪ ♪ BUT I GOT A LITTLE

153. TRICK THAT I THINK YOU'LL LOVE ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANT ANOTHER

154. TRICK THAT YOU THINK I'LL LOVE ♪ WATCH ME!

155. LONG ♪ ♪ AND MY LEGS ARE LONG

156. WOW, ERIC, CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW HIGH WE ARE?

157. AAH!

158. AH.

159. LONG ♪