Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x2

Directed by

Brian Posehn as Gibbons (voice) • Ron Lynch as Award Show Announcer (voice) • Jessica Rizo as Cinco Check Girl • Kurt Sinclair as Cinco Insurance Spokesman • Ron Stark as Prance Stuard

Eric sends Tim an ornamental hot dog; Ron Auster teaches children how to dance.

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1. OHH!

2. HELLO, CINCO?

3. YEAH, IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

4. AT CINCO INSURANCE, WE'VE

5. CREATED A PLAN SPECIFICALLY FOR

6. YOU.

7. IT'S CALLED "BALLS INSURANCE."

8. FOR A LOW PREMIUM OF JUST UNDER $40 A MONTH, YOU'RE GUARANTEED

9. THAT EVERY TIME YOU'RE ACCIDENTALLY HIT IN THE BALLS,

10. YOU'LL RECEIVE A CHECK FOR $300.

11. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN TODAY?

12. THANKS, CINCO.

13. GENTLEMEN, FROM "TIM AND ERIC GREAT JOB," HERE'S

14. TIM AND ERIC!

15. HEL- ♪ TIM AND ERIC

16. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

17. BILLS.

18. BILLS.

19. BILLS.

20. BILLS.

21. OH, LOOK AT THIS.

22. A CARD FROM MY BEST FRIEND TIM.

23. "HELLO, FRIENDS, WHAT A

24. CRAZY YEAR IT'S BEEN, HUH?

25. AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, CHERYL MADE ME PUT AN ABOVEGROUND POOL IN

26. THE BACKYARD THIS YEAR.

27. YOU KNOW HOW SHE LIKES TO SKINNY-DIP AFTER A COUPLE OF

28. MAI TAIS."

29. "THERE'S ONE OTHER

30. THING.

31. I'M DYING.

32. THEY CALL IT 'LIMP LIP' AND THE DOCTORS DON'T KNOW WHAT CAUSES

33. IT, BUT, WELL, SIMPLY PUT, IT'S GOING TO EAT AWAY AT MY LIPS AND

34. MY FACE.

35. IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO KNOW ALL OF YOU.

36. PLEASE DON'T SEND ANYTHING.

37. JUST LET ME DIE IN PEACE.

38. LOVE, TIM."

39. AAH!

40. AND NOW, THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN THE TRI-COUNTY

41. AREA, JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR.

42. FEATURING DR. STEVE BRULE, CELEBRATING 10 YEARS IN

43. BROADCASTING.

44. TONIGHT, A SPECIAL REPORT ON CARS.

45. Dr. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE WITH A SPECIAL

46. REPORT ON COOL CARS.

47. THIS IS THE COOLEST ASSIGNMENT I'VE EVER HAD 'CAUSE I LOVE

48. CARS.

49. I LOVE TO WATCH CA— "NEWSCASTER WAYNE SKYLAR HAS

50. PASSED AWAY IN AN UNFORTUNATE SKYDIVING ACCIDENT."

51. Shh.

52. He's still alive.

53. Dr. I JUST HAVE TO SAY MY HEART GOES OUT TO JAN.

54. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

55. I-I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S GONE!

56. I LOVE WAYNE!

57. I LOVED HIM!

58. SURPRISE!

59. Dr. AAH!

60. AAH!

61. OH, GOD!

62. AAH!

63. CALM DOWN.

64. Dr. YOU'RE ALIVE!

65. HEY!

66. 10 YEARS IN JOURNALISM!

67. Dr. DR. STEVE BRULE,

68. CONGRATULATIONS.

69. Dr. I'M IN SHOCK OR SOMETHING!

70. IT'S NOT OKAY!

71. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

72. I'M MAD AT YOU!

73. WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

74. WHY DID YOU DO — AAH! LET ME OUT!

75. LET ME OUT!

76. CUT!

77. Dr. AAH!

78. I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE, WAYNE!

79. Shh.

80. Dr. OH, GOD.

81. Shh.

82. Shh.

83. [ "X-FILES" THEME PLAYS ] "DEAR TIM, I AM SO, SO

84. SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LIMP LIP.

85. IT PAINS ME TO NO END THAT I MAY NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

86. I'M SENDING YOU THIS ORNAMENTAL HOT DOG AS A GOODBYE GIFT.

87. I CAN GUARANTEE THIS DOG WOULD BE EXTREMELY DELICIOUS AND MOST

88. DEFINITELY EDIBLE, BUT I IMPLORE YOU NOT TO EAT IT AS IT'S A

89. SYMBOL OF OUR UNDYING FRIENDSHIP.

90. LOVE, ERIC."

91. WHERE'S MY CHIPPY?

92. COME ON, CHIP CHIP.

93. RUN RUN.

94. TA TA TA TA TA!

95. COME OUT, PLEASE.

96. THERE'S MY CHIPPY.

97. SO, THEY'RE ROLOS.

98. IT'S JUST BASICALLY CARAMEL, CHOCOLATE...

99. REALLY, IT STAYS WITH YOU.

100. YEAH, IT'S LIKE GUM.

101. BUT YOU CAN SPIT IT OUT IF YOU WANT.

102. ROLO, THE CHOCOLATE TREAT WITH CARAMEL INSIDE.

103. WELL, HOW ARE WE DOING THIS?

104. IT'S GONNA BE ANIMATED.

105. ♪ POP TOP ♪ CHECK IT OUT

106. ♪ AS A GIFT I WANT TO WRITE DOWN

107. ONE WORD.

108. LET'S CHANGE GEARS.

109. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT?

110. READY?

111. ROLOS ♪ THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

112. LET'S GET THEM ON THE PHONE.

113. ALL RIGHT.

114. WELL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

115. THAT'S VERY BAD NEWS, JACK.

116. AND I HOPE YOU GUYS MAKE A BETTER DECISION NEXT TIME.

117. IT'S

118. "BRULE'S RULES," WITH CHANNEL 5's DR. STEVE BRULE.

119. Dr. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE WITH ANOTHER

120. BRULE RULE FOR YA.

121. IF YOU'RE RAKING THE LEAVES AND IT GETS ALL OVER YOUR DRIVEWAY,

122. JUST HOSE IT OFF, DUMMY!

123. ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE...

124. TIM HEIDECKER!

125. AND ERIC...

126. AND ERIC...

127. AND — TIM HEIDECKER!

128. ♪ DOO DAH DOO DOO

129. STINKS IN HERE.

130. KIDS, WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT ROTTEN MEAT IN HERE OF ALL

131. PLACES?

132. KIDS, YOU STUPID MOTHER WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH

133. YOU, KIDS?

134. HELLO, GIVERS.

135. HOW ARE YOU THIS AFTERNOON?

136. I SURE COULD GO FOR A CAESAR'S SALAD.

137. YOUR SOUL ♪ "DO NOT EAT."

138. MMM.

139. NOW WHAT?

140. HELLO.

141. HEY, BUDDY.

142. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

143. I'M NOT GOOD.

144. MY... LIMP LIP... HURTS.

145. I WAS CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GOT THAT PACKAGE I SENT.

146. YEP.

147. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

148. YOU AREN'T EATING IT RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU?

149. NO.

150. IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE EATING A BUN AND A HOT

151. DOG.

152. ALL RIGHT, I'M EATING YOUR HOT DOG!

153. JEEZ!

154. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

155. YOU KNOW I LOVE HOT DOGS.

156. TIM!

157. DIDN'T YOU SEE THE STICKERS I PUT ALL OVER THE PACKAGE —

158. "DO NOT EAT"?

159. I MADE THAT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU, MAN.

160. THAT WAS A SYMBOL OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.

161. AND THAT MEAT HAS GOT TO BE SPOILED BY NOW.

162. YOU'RE EATING A ROTTEN HOT DOG.

163. OH, NO.

164. KIDS, YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR

165. MEAT ICE COLD.

166. I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR BOLOGNA SOFT.

167. BUT IF IT GETS TOO WARM, IT'S GONNA SPOIL AND START TO STINK

168. THE PLACE UP.

169. AND I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT THAT.

170. SO, COME ON, DO IT FOR ME.

171. KEEP THAT MEAT COOL.

172. AND CHILL OUT!

173. DOWN ♪ ♪ JOIN THE TRAIN AND PARTY NOW

174. JOIN THE PARTY ♪ OH, JUST FOR THAT OTHER

175. THING, OKAY.

176. TIM AND ERIC!

177. OHH!

178. SOME MORE ♪ ♪ OF THOSE ROLOS