1. UNH.
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2. Tim WELCOME TO "NIGHTS WITH
TIM HEIDECKER."
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3. I'M YOUR HOST, TIM HEIDECKER.
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4. AND OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS...
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5. ERIC WAREHEIM.
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6. SO COME OUT.
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7. THANK YOU FOR BEING THE GUEST.
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8. IT SAYS HERE YOUR HOBBY IS
RASCALS.
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9. I COLLECT RASCALS.
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10. MY WIFE HAD THIS MADE INTO A
SWEATSHIRT.
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11. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE
TO BRING IT ON THE SHOW.
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12. WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?
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13. MY WIFE.
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14. CASEY, I MISS YOU.
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15. CALL PAP PAP.
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16. CASEY, CALL PAP PAP.
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17. AND NOW THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS
TEAM IN THE TRI-COUNTY AREA, JAN
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18. AND WAYNE SKYLAR WITH
SPECIAL-NEWS CORRESPONDENT
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19. DR. STEVE BRULE.
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20. Dr. YOU KNOW, I GET
LETTERS EVERY WEEK ASKING ME,
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21. "DR. STEVE, HOW CAN I LOOK
COOL?
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22. WHAT ARE COOL CLOTHES TO WEAR?
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23. THIS WEEK, WE'RE GONNA ADDRESS
SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS.
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24. BUT I NEED A VOLUNTEER.
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25. JAN?
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26. WHEN WE COME BACK FROM THIS
BREAK, FASHION VICTIM OR FASHION
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27. SLAVE?
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28. YOU MAKE THE CALL.
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29. [ WIND WHISTLING, CREAKING ]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
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30. WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
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31. NOTHING.
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32. IT'S JUST MY IMAGINATION.
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33. ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF THINGS
THAT ONLY EXIST IN YOUR
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34. IMAGINATION?
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35. NOW THERE'S B'OUGAR.
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36. WE'VE COMBINED THE
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37. SCARIEST-LOOKING ANIMAL, A BEAR,
WITH THE SCARIEST-SOUNDING
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38. ANIMAL, A COUGAR...
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39. TO PRODUCE THE MOST
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40. BONE-CHILLING BEDROOM ACCESSORY
MONEY CAN BUY.
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41. JUST PLACE B'OUGAR AT THE FOOT
OF YOUR BED, THEN GO TO SLEEP.
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42. NOW WHEN YOU WAKE UP, YOU HAVE
SOMETHING REASONABLE TO BE
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43. AFRAID OF.
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44. AAH!
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45. RELAX, HONEY.
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46. IT'S JUST THE B'OUGAR.
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47. SO I'M NOT LOSING MY MIND.
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48. KEEP YOUR IMAGINATION IN
CHECK WITH B'OUGAR.
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49. B'OUGAR.
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50. AND NOW POCKET B'OUGAR FOR WHEN
YOU'RE ON THE GO.
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51. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE COOL FOR PEOPLE TO GET AN
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52. INSIGHT OF MY LIFE AND WHAT I DO
ON THE WEEKENDS.
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53. BEN COULD SHOW SOME OF THE —
THE PICTURES I BROUGHT IN.
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54. THAT WOULD BE NICE.
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55. I BROUGHT YOU THAT DISK.
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56. THOSE DON'T LOOK LIKE
RASCALS.
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57. THAT'S NOT — THAT'S
NOT A RASCAL.
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58. BEN?
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59. THAT'S THE WRONG FOLDER.
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60. JUST CLICK THE — DOUBLE CLICK
THE FOLDER THAT SAYS "RASCALS."
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61. OKAY.
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62. OH, THIS ONE — THIS
ONE'S NICE.
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63. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO KEEP
THEM IN YOUR — IN YOUR AREA?
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64. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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65. I KIND OF KEEP IT ON THE
HUSH-HUSH.
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66. RASCALS ARE ACTUALLY AN
ENDANGERED BREED.
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67. WELL, RIGHT THERE, YOU CAN SEE
FIVE OR SIX OF THEM.
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68. THOSE ARE A LOT.
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69. IT'S QUITE A FEW
RASCALS 'CAUSE I LOVE THEM.
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70. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
HAVE...
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71. MORE STUFF TO SAY.
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72. ♪ KID, YOU'RE LOST IN THE
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73. WHEEL ♪
♪ WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
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74. HI, PAP PAP.
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75. FACE ♪
♪ DON'T BE AFRAID
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76. [ BRAKES SQUEAL, HORN HONKS ]
♪ YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WAY
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77. HOME ♪
HI, PAP PAP.
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78. CASEY HAS BEEN MISSING FOR
TWO WEEKS NOW.
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79. IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS YOUNG MAN,
PLEASE CONTACT THE UNCLE MUSCLES
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80. EMERGENCY LINE.
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81. AAAAAAAAH!
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82. Dr. WELCOME BACK.
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83. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.
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84. AND I'M JAN SKYLAR.
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85. Dr. I'M GONNA GIVE JAN
A HAIRCUT — ONE OF COOLEST
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86. HAIRCUTS OUT THERE.
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87. IT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
WALKING ON AIR.
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88. HOW CLOSE AM I TO YOUR FACE?
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89. RIGHT HERE.
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90. Dr. DOES IT FEEL
LIGHTER?
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91. LOOKS WONDERFUL.
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92. FEELS MUCH LIGHTER.
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93. OH.
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94. AHH.
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95. AHH.
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96. AHHHH.
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97. Dr. THIS IS CALLED
MOUSSE.
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98. OH.
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99. Dr. AND I DON'T MEAN
THE PUDDING.
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100. STEVE.
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101. Dr. YOU WANT TO MAKE
SURE YOU PUT ENOUGH ON YOUR
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102. HAND.
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103. THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOT.
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104. CAN I TOUCH IT?
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105. Dr. YEAH.
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106. IT'S JIGGLY.
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107. NOW, WATCH.
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108. IF YOU JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE
LIKE THAT...
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109. STEVE.
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110. LOOK, I GOT SOME ON MY NOSE.
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111. AAAAAAAAAH!
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112. WAYNE!
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113. WAYNE!
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114. WA-A-A-A-YNE!
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115. Dr. I'M
DR. STEVE BRULE FOR YOUR
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116. FASHION.
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117. I BROUGHT ONE.
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118. UH, MY WIFE IS TENDING TO HIM
OVER THERE.
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119. I SEE HIM.
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120. YEAH.
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121. HOW DO YOU CALL A RASCAL?
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122. WHAT'S THEIR — WHAT'S THEIR
CALL?
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123. WELL, THEY RESPOND TO
"PAP PAP."
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124. THAT'S WHAT I'VE TAUGHT THEM.
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125. CAN — CAN I —
GO ON.
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126. HERE, PAPAPAPAP.
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127. HEY, PAPAPAPAP.
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128. PAPAPAPAPAPAP.
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129. HI, PAPAPAP.
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130. WHERE IS HE?
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131. YOU GOT TO K—
HERE HE COMES.
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132. IT'S MORE OF A PAP.
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133. PAP. PAP.
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134. BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE.
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135. PAPAPAPAPAPAP.
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136. WHOO, PAPAPAPAPAPAP.
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137. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.
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138. PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAP.
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139. EEEEEE.
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140. THAT IS SOMETHING.
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141. THAT IS HUGE.
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142. COME ON, PAP PAP.
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143. CAN WE GET HIM OUT?
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144. HERE HE COMES.
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145. OH, BOY.
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146. AAH!
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147. HERE HE IS.
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148. OH, YES.
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149. OH!
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150. MY GOODNESS, THAT STINKS.
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151. SEE?
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152. OKAY.
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153. ALL RIGHT.
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154. I —
OW.
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155. HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH
YOU.
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156. AAH!
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157. AAH! AAH!
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158. NO, BOY.
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159. NO, NO, NO.
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160. NO.
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161. AAAAH!
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162. AAAAH!
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163. HE BIT ME.
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164. CASEY.
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165. AAH!
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166. PBHT!
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167. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
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168. HERE, SON?
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169. WHO ARE YOU?
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170. MY NAME IS CASEY, AND MY
PAP PAP TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO
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171. STRANGERS.
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172. I'M NOT A STRANGER,
SON.
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173. MY NAME'S STEVE.
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174. COME ON MY VAN.
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175. COME SIT UP HERE IN THE BIG-BOY
SEAT.
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176. I'LL TAKE YOU HOME TO PAP PAP.
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177. OKAY.
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178. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR
YOU, CASEY.
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179. THAT'S YOUR PAP PAP.
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180. AAH!
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181. AAAAAH!
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182. AAAAAH!
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183. OMPH!
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