Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 1x1

Directed by

Bob Odenkirk as B'owl Salesman • Richard Dunn as Tim's Dad • Courtney Robinson as Little Girl in B'owl Commercial • Erica Jones as Little Girl in B'owl Commercial • Fred Tatasciore as Hacky Sack Extreme Announcer (voice)

Tim gets a gift basket from his father.

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1. LIEBENS.

2. SCHWANSEN.

3. GLUECKLICK.

4. AAH!

5. Back.

6. SO, 3, 2, 1.

7. HI, MY NAME IS — MY NAME IS TIM HEIDECKER.

8. MY NAME IS ERIC WAREHEIM.

9. WEL— UH, WE HAVE SOME GREAT

10. NEWS HERE.

11. I GOT A GIFT BASKET FROM MY DAD HERE, SENT TO ME, SAYING

12. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW SHOW AND EVERYTHING.

13. HE'S GOT A LETTER HERE.

14. JUST READ WHAT IT SAYS HERE.

15. "DEAR TIM, PLEASE TELL ERIC THAT WE ARE SO PROUD OF HIM AND THINK

16. HE'S VERY TALENTED.

17. WE LOVE HIM VERY MUCH.

18. PASS ALONG OUR BEST WISHES.

19. LOVE, DAD."

20. SO, ALL RIGHT.

21. WELL...

22. ALL RIGHT.

23. JUST HOLD IT HERE.

24. OKAY.

25. LEIF — OH, YEAH!

26. LET'S BEGIN.

27. C-BOY, GO!

28. 500 POINTS FOR A

29. DOUBLE JIM JIM.

30. OH, HE'S CHOSEN THE G'DAY LADY.

31. RADICAL!

32. LET'S BEGIN.

33. LEIF, GO!

34. A BELLY BOY.

35. AIR SPIN — 500 POINTS.

36. UNPRECEDENTED!

37. OH, THAT'S GOT TO HURT!

38. AAH!

39. AND NOW THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN THE

40. TRI-COUNTY AREA, JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR, WITH SPECIAL NEWS

41. CORRESPONDENT, DR. STEVE BRULE.

42. I'm not ready.

43. We're not ready yet.

44. ♪ PRINCESS GREW UP ♪ LITTLE —

45. I'm not ready.

46. BACK TO YOU, STEVE.

47. SOMEONE TELL HIM WE'RE LIVE.

48. STEVE, BACK TO YOU.

49. STEVE BRULE.

50. STEVE, COME ON.

51. STEVE, JUST IMPROVISE.

52. NO, NO.

53. I'M SORRY.

54. WE'RE NOT READY, JAN.

55. WE DON'T HAVE THE FRUIT.

56. I DON'T KNOW WHAT —

57. SEE, WE DON'T KNOW IT'S — THERE YOU ARE.

58. THERE HE IS.

59. ANYWAY...

60. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE, YOUR GREENGROCER.

61. LET'S TALK ABOUT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

62. WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

63. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THIS ONE IS.

64. SQUASH.

65. THIS ONE I DON'T — I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS ONE IS.

66. DIDN'T — I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.

67. THIS IS AN OLD STANDBY, THE APPLE.

68. IT'S THE PERFECT TIME OF YEAR FOR APPLES.

69. THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR BODY.

70. THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

71. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.

72. FOR YOUR HEALTH, HAVE SOME.

73. GAW!

74. UGH!

75. THIS IS A MEALY ONE.

76. MY WAYNE DOESN'T LIKE

77. APPLES.

78. OOH, STRONG, THOUGH, ISN'T HE?

79. PHBT! PHBT! PHBT! PHBT!

80. PHBT!

81. THIS DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.

82. NO, IT'S A BAD SEASON FOR APPLES.

83. PHBT! PHBT! PHBT!

84. I'M DR. STEVE BRULE, YOUR GREENGROCER.

85. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

86. ♪ IF I — ♪ IF I COULD TRAVEL IN TIME

87. SOMETIME ♪ ♪ I'D TRAVEL TO THE END OF ALL

88. OF MANKIND ♪ ♪ AND THERE I'D FIND A BROTHER

89. OF MINE ♪ ♪ WE'D TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE

90. OH!

91. AAH!

92. AAH!

93. PHBT!

94. C-BOY, GO!

95. RADICAL!

96. KING COBRA — 5,000 POINTS.

97. TIME TO CARB UP, BOYS.

98. FINAL ROUND.

99. LEIF, GO!

100. LAZY SUNDAY — 100 POINTS.

101. THE MEATBALL — 10,000 POINTS.

102. PASTA PARTY — 1,000 POINTS.

103. UGH.

104. AMAZING!

105. DAMN IT.

106. AH, DAMN IT.

107. DAMN IT.

108. IT'S BRULE'S RULES

109. WITH CHANNEL 5's DR. STEVE BRULE.

110. HEY, I'M DR. STEVE BRULE.

111. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOU CATCH ON FIRE?

112. STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.

113. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

114. WHAT ABOUT THIS OLD BIT?

115. AAH!

116. IF YOU JUST HOLD ON ONE MINUTE, I'LL CHECK WITH THE

117. DOCTOR.

118. CH-CH-CH-CH-CH.

119. MISS, THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS, SHE'S NOT IN.

120. BUT YOU HAD ME COME UP FOUR FLIGHTS OF STEPS BECAUSE

121. THE ELEVATOR'S OUT.

122. AAH!

123. AAH!

124. AAH!

125. MISS?

126. WAH!

127. AAH!

128. AH!

129. OHH!

130. OHH!

131. OHH!

132. OHH!

133. AAH!

134. AAH!

135. AAH!

136. AAH!

137. AAH!

138. THIS IS BORING.

139. I HATE MY DOLLY.

140. I HATE MY DOLLY, TOO.

141. ♪ THINK HOW A BAT MET AN

142. OWL ♪ ♪ AND IT TURNED INTO A B'OWL

143. B'OWL!

144. BAT MEETS OWL — IT'S B'OWL.

145. MY B'OWL IS SO PRETTY.

146. GO AHEAD, PAINT YOUR B'OWL LIPS.

147. B'OWL!

148. WE LOVE YOU, BOWL.

149. AND NOW B'OWL IS FOR BOYS, TOO.

150. BUT WAIT — THERE'S MORE.

151. B'OWL ALSO MAKES A PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR DAD.

152. PEP-PEP AND NANNA LOVE B'OWL.

153. IT'S GREAT FOR TEENAGERS, TOO.

154. ORDINARY PEOPLE PUT UP WITH B'OWL EVERY DAY.

155. YOUR PETS WILL LOOK AT B'OWL.

156. ANYONE COULD TOLERATE B'OWL FOR A FEW MINUTES.

157. PUT B'OWL IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR AND FORGET IT.

158. BUILD A SPECIAL ROOM FOR YOUR B'OWL SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT.

159. AND NOW B'OWL IS PERFECT FOR THROWING AWAY.

160. A CINCO TOY.

161. PEST CONTROL. THIS IS CHAD.

162. HEY, CHAD, I GOT A BIG PROBLEM.

163. I GOT BEES.

164. OKAY.

165. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS, I WANT BEES.

166. THAT'S FINE.

167. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL.

168. UH-HUH?

169. MY SON SPRAY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS ON SATURDAY.

170. OKAY.

171. AND I INHERITED FROM MY UNCLE 1,000 BEES THE OTHER DAY.

172. OH, NICE.

173. AND HERE'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO.

174. UH-HUH?

175. I WANT TO PAINT ON MY WALL IN HONEY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,

176. SPRAY.

177. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU," IN HONEY, RIGHT?

178. SO, I'LL RELEASE THE BEES IN THE ROOM, AND THEY ALL GO AND FORM

179. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPRAY.

180. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."

181. YOUR — YOUR SON'S NAME IS SPRAY?

182. IT'S SHORT FOR SPRAYNARD.

183. SPRAY— SPRAYNARD IS HIS FULL NAME?

184. SPRAYNARD KRUGER.

185. I'M JUST WORRIED 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE OVER, AND I

186. BELIEVE SOME OF THEM ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES, AND I AM

187. DISAPPOINTED IN MY SON.

188. HE DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB IN SCHOOL THIS YEAR.

189. HMM.

190. SO, I WANT TO PUNISH HIM IN THAT RESPECT.

191. YEAH.

192. RIGHT.

193. RIGHT.

194. AWESOME SHOW, TIM.

195. GREAT JOB, ERIC.

196. UM... THANKS FOR WATCHING, AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR

197. YOU.

198. I'VE BROUGHT MY DAD ALONG, AND I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE

199. WANTS TO SAY.

200. YES, I DO, SON.

201. I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, AND I THINK

202. YOU'RE VERY TALENTED AND FUNNY.

203. YOU'RE MY SHINING BOY.

204. YOU'RE THE BEST.

205. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW.

206. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

207. I'M SO VERY PROUD OF YOU.

208. THANK YOU, DAD.

209. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

210. I LOVE YOU, TOO, SON.

211. I LOVE YOU.

212. I LOVE HIM.

213. THAT'S NOT YOUR DAD.

214. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT YOUR DAD LOOKS LIKE.

215. OKAY.

216. I'M SORRY.

217. I MESSED UP.