1. THIS WORLD CAN'T TEAR ME DOWN
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2. I don't remember exactly
when we went our separate ways,
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3. but at the start of the 2000s,
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4. it had been a while
since I'd spoken to Cesare.
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5. Hard to say why, but I think it was to do
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6. with me not complying
with the Alfredone Doctrine,
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7. which sadly regulates the lives of people
in working-class neighborhoods.
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8. If you can fight,
you can go out looking like Lady Gaga
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9. and you won't get any shit.
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10. Otherwise, the more you fade
into the background, the better.
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11. I'll explain the event
behind this doctrine.
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12. In the mid-'90s, people of Rome
were as open-minded as Alabama.
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13. Alfredone would go out in Tiburtina
holding hands with his boyfriend.
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14. One time, a guy on a moped
went past and said...
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15. Fags!
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16. Alfredone was swift,
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17. and he had hands
the size of pizza paddles,
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18. bigger than Gianni Morandi's.
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19. Each knuckle was the size
of one of my knees.
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20. It was a bloodbath.
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21. A 70-day prognosis
and a moped that ended up unrecognizable.
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22. From that day on,
no one ever gave Alfredone any shit.
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23. Everyone tried to make conversation.
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24. Oh, I've seen Philadelphia.
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25. Wonderful film!
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26. Of course, this inclusive atmosphere
didn't benefit the whole LGBT community,
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27. but just those spokespeople
who were capable
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28. of putting you in the hospital
for a few weeks.
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29. For the others,
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30. the great decree of the empire
of the suburbs continued to apply.
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31. And it applied to everything,
not just sexuality.
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32. "Anything deemed eccentric,
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33. outside of known and reassuring
beauty or behavioral canons,
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34. generally... we fucking hate it."
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35. Hey, shithead! You're in Borgo Sabotino,
not Milan Fashion Week!
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36. Do what the fuck you want,
but keep a low profile, under the radar.
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37. You do understand that
the abomination on your head
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38. doesn't conform with that.
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39. You're not exactly
a sharp killing machine.
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40. To be fair,
in the two years I had that red mohawk,
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41. I was beaten up more often
than the rest of my life put together.
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42. The hospital was like a second home.
I had a weekly fixed slot.
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43. Yes, a life of combat.
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44. Like last Friday,
when you turned up with that war wound.
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45. My goodness, sir! What happened to you?
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46. I cut my tongue
licking the yogurt foil lid.
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47. Anyway, I didn't give a shit.
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48. The point is that
I'd just discovered punk,
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49. and that was my salvation.
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50. It gave me a refuge
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51. from a whole world
I didn't know how to fit into.
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52. And a tribe of oddballs who made me feel
like I could take on the world.
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53. I think all this might have been
a bit much for Cesare.
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54. He didn't understand what we did,
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55. or why we dressed
like we were looking for a beating.
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56. It's not like he ever told me,
but I'm convinced
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57. that's also partly why
we ended up on different paths.
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58. When I went to concerts at night,
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59. I always saw him hanging out
with those shitty people,
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60. the same ones I fought with.
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61. Often, I didn't even say hi
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62. because I felt like I embarrassed him.
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63. Who the fuck is sending you out like that?
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64. Then he'd have to explain
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65. how he knew
that asshole with the shitty hair.
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66. That's why I was really surprised
when I got that call one day.
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67. It had been ages since we'd spoken.
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68. Hey, Zero? It's Cesare.
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69. I was happy because I missed him.
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70. I was bummed that
he didn't give a shit about me anymore.
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71. Hey, Ces! How are you? It's been ages!
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72. Listen, I'm calling to ask you a favor.
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73. Can you lend me a few hundred...
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74. My mom has a problem.
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75. They haven't put the money in her account
and she needs to pay the car insurance...
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76. And she needs it to go to work.
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77. I don't have any work coming in.
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78. I'll pay you back at the end of the month.
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79. Ces, I don't have any money.
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80. I'll pay you back
as soon as my mom gets her pension.
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81. I swear, Zero.
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82. Of course,
it's just that I don't have it. I have...
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83. I don't know, 80,000 lira. That's all.
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84. Can't you ask your mom?
I'll give it back at the end of the month.
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85. Wait, listen...
Let me see, we'll speak later.
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86. Guys, this is really hard for me.
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87. It's not about the money.
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88. I may be stingy, but I'd lent money
to friends millions of times.
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89. And when I needed it,
they'd lent it to me.
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90. Friends help each other, it's normal.
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91. But what do you do
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92. when you feel like
someone is bullshitting you
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93. and you end up looking like a dumb-ass?
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94. Hey!
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95. Imagine you're in The Truman Show
and everyone's watching you.
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96. Exactly! That's what's making me paranoid.
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97. Imagine there's a woman from Pomezia
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98. who's just finished watching
Deal or No Deal on TV.
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99. She changes channels
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100. and sees the scene of Cesare
telling a friend...
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101. Watch me take this fool for a ride.
He's as gullible as a fish.
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102. She sees the phone call
and you giving him money.
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103. And what does this woman do?
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104. She calls her husband and says...
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105. Honey, look at this idiot!
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106. You can ignore this guy for a year,
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107. then you just feed him a few lines
and he'll give you money.
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108. You should call him too.
We need a new kitchen.
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109. See? It's not about the money.
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110. It's the idea that word will get out
that I'm a laughingstock.
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111. ATM - INSERT BULLSHIT
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112. Like the answer to the question,
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113. "Why did he choose me?"
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114. was actually...
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115. Because you're the village idiot, bro.
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116. It was a question of pride
that was plugging up my mind.
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117. I didn't think about how he felt
asking me for those 200,000 lira.
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118. Whether he was embarrassed,
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119. or whether I was just one
of 400 people on the list
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120. he was calling up for money.
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121. Or whether he was going through hell
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122. and it wasn't a question
of being embarrassed or crafty.
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123. I don't know if he needed it for drugs,
or if he owed it to someone
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124. because he'd got into debt
with the wrong people.
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125. I just remember
I had this sense of humiliation
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126. that was burning my skin
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127. because I felt he was bullshitting me.
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128. What should I do, Sarah?
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129. If I give him money,
is it like wearing a sign that says,
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130. "I'm a gullible idiot"?
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131. Zero, if you decide to give him the money,
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132. it's because he's your friend
and he asked you.
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133. Why should helping someone
make you look like an idiot?
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134. You don't need to rid yourself
of all your possessions,
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135. but between Saint Francis of Assisi
and Ebenezer Scrooge,
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136. there's a middle ground!
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137. MIDDLEMAN
GENEROUS BUT NOT GULLIBLE
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138. I just don't know
if he's being genuine or if he's using me.
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139. Listen, when you help someone,
you make yourself vulnerable.
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140. And it's always a risk, it's a gamble.
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141. But even if you lose,
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142. you're on the good side
of those who played well.
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143. Even if he does just want
to steal from you,
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144. he's the bad guy. You did the right thing.
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145. Is it right even if I don't know
what he's going to do with the money?
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146. Listen, there are three things
that make you a good person to others.
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147. Helping those who ask
without too many questions,
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148. going at the speed of the slowest person,
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149. and not leaving anyone behind.
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150. If you follow all three rules,
you might get ripped off,
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151. but when you die, you won't end up
in the same circle of hell as Thatcher.
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152. Here's 250,000. It's all I have.
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153. Thanks, little bro.
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154. I'll pay you back
when she gets her pension.
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155. Later this month.
Next month at the latest.
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156. I think that's the last time
I spoke to him.
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157. THE STREET
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158. Would you stop that, please?
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159. Let me warn you,
the situation has gotten complicated
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160. because a kid got hurt today.
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161. One on the other side.
Do you know what that means?
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162. That someone got hurt.
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163. That it was one of you.
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164. I was just passing by,
I didn't see anything.
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165. Yes, with five paper bombs on you.
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166. Less than seven is personal use.
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167. I like him.
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168. He's very tautological.
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169. She's in the kitchen.
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170. I'm going to work.
Message me once you've finished arguing.
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171. Yeah, look, I'm not here to fight.
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172. But I'm shocked by that video I saw.
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173. I know. I tried talking to her,
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174. but I think she's really stressed.
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175. I'm glad I have to go out, actually.
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176. If I don't get a text from you
within an hour,
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177. I'll call the hospitals.
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178. See you, Zero. Bye.
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179. Hey!
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180. Let's not go around
in circles for three hours.
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181. I don't want to piss you off,
but you do realize what you're doing?
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182. Well, since you're not stupid,
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183. you know that
if you agree with those shits on TV,
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184. you're giving them a license
to keep doing that stuff.
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185. Plus, you're putting us
in a shitty situation.
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186. Aren't you gonna say anything?
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187. You've been my fucking moral beacon
all my life, and now—
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188. What does "moral beacon" mean?
Just so we're clear.
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189. Well, you're the one
who's always taught me right from wrong,
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190. like a pillar...
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191. Right. Have you not realized
that I'm stuck right here like a pillar,
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192. I haven't moved for ten years
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193. and haven't even taken
half a step forward?
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194. What do you mean?
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195. I've spent five years busting my guts,
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196. first at university, then with my PhD,
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197. with everyone saying,
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198. "Well done!
You can do anything! You're so clever!"
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199. The only thing I wanted to do
was to teach children.
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200. Instead, I've spent ten years
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201. hidden away in a warehouse
in an industrial area,
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202. bringing coffee
to people who make toilet brushes.
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203. Ten years with no prospects.
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204. Well, I feel like I'm in a rut too,
but that doesn't mean—
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205. You too?
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206. You really think
you're the same as ten years ago?
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207. You make comics and cartoons.
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208. Ten years ago,
you were working at the airport.
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209. After work, we had to put
a saliva sucker on you,
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210. or you'd drool all over the sofa
like a boiled zucchini.
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211. How can you say such bullshit?
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212. Fine, in another way—
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213. Fuck another way! I'm talking about this!
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214. You might not remember,
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215. but I was the enthusiastic one
with every door open ten years ago.
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216. That's why I took care of you,
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217. because I was sad
that you were struggling.
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218. I went with you to take
your drawings to comic conventions.
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219. I made you strawberry tiramisu
because you were sad,
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220. but you had the taste buds
of a six-year-old.
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221. Coffee keeps me awake.
It's not because of the taste.
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222. Then you found your way.
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223. You all found your way.
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224. You moved forward, you did things.
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225. While I stayed here.
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226. I was the girl who could do anything,
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227. and I became
the girl who was doing nothing.
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228. And now I'm the poor girl
who, in the end, hasn't done anything.
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229. Don't pull that face.
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230. You don't remember what it's like
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231. when you think
you're doing everything well.
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232. You close your eyes for a second,
and when you open them,
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233. you see you've thrown your life
down the toilet,
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234. always stuck on the same square
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235. without even rolling the dice.
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236. My God, Sarah, we're still young.
You can still—
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237. We're not young, Zero. You're not young,
though you dress like an idiot.
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238. And I'm not young. Plus, I'm also female.
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239. If someone sees
on my CV that I'm almost 40,
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240. do you know what they think?
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241. Who is this? An elephant carcass?
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242. Is she covered in maggots?
What use is she to us?
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243. We'll have to get rid of her
at the recycling center.
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244. THANKS, WE'LL CONSIDER YOU
FOR YOUR IVORY TUSKS.
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245. And now that it's finally my turn
to get out of that square,
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246. they're closing the school,
and I'm going back to the start.
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247. START
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248. Does that sound fair to you?
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249. Sarah, I'm sorry,
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250. but do you realize that you're helping
those shitbags by doing this?
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251. I'm not helping anyone!
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252. You think I agree with those
who want to throw them in the sea?
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253. Or with the ones
with swastikas on their foreheads?
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254. My point is simple.
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255. If the school closes
because parents don't want
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256. to send their children
close to the shelter
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257. because they don't feel it's safe,
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258. then you have to acknowledge it,
even if you don't like it.
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259. What do you mean?
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260. That you have to agree?
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261. It means that maybe the shelter
needs to be moved somewhere else.
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262. Don't you realize that's exactly what's
been happening for the past month?
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263. Those 30 poor people
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264. have been tossed
from one neighborhood to another.
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265. If someone, at some point,
doesn't set the principle—
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266. Does this principle thing
only apply to my life?
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267. You've all done your own shit
and sorted your lives out.
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268. You've found your place in the world.
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269. But I have to lose everything
and not say a thing
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270. because principles are more important?
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271. Sorry, but in my work,
I've tried to do everything right
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272. and respect my own principles.
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273. What about not leaving anyone behind?
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274. The bullshit about going
at the pace of the slowest one?
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275. Do you know what my pace is?
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276. - Do you want to know what it is?
- Yes.
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277. I don't have one,
because I'm tied to a pole.
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278. I'm stuck there, on my own,
watching you get smaller and farther away.
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279. And you don't even turn around!
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280. I'm sorry if you think that—
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281. You don't even turn around!
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282. That's the second time
I've been left speechless,
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283. like with Cesare the other day.
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284. I feel like I have the instructions
in my hands
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285. for what's right and wrong.
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286. They're as clear as day, like the ones
for IKEA flat-pack furniture.
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287. But the parts in the box
aren't the ones on the sheet.
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288. They're a tangled mess
of sorrow, solitude, frustration,
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289. abandonment, and guilt,
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290. so laden with monsters
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291. that the manual is completely useless.
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292. Did you see Sarah?
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293. I don't want to talk about it.
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294. Let's go to that thing at city hall
and get it over with.
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295. Oh, I brought the bombs.
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296. Again? You have to leave them in the car.
No bombs. It's a peaceful thing.
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297. But we're going to city hall!
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298. It's a boring place.
Without bombs, what's the point?
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299. My God, it was like talking to Mowgli
from The Jungle Book.
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300. I explained to him for the fourth time
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301. how the wonderful mechanism
of democracy worked.
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302. So, today the council has to vote
on an agenda proposed by the Nazis.
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303. Do you have the banner?
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304. Which is, the next city council meeting
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305. will take place outside the shelter,
next Wednesday.
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306. In the community.
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307. At that meeting,
they want a vote to close the shelter.
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308. Are you following me? At least nod.
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309. With your vacant look
I never know what you're thinking.
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310. No, I heard the start.
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311. Long explanations give me a nosebleed.
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312. Okay, just remember that this bullshit
of holding the meeting there,
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313. in the community,
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314. is just so that Nazis
from all over Rome can come
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315. and make up the numbers,
giving the impression
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316. that the whole city
wants to close the shelter.
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317. So why are we here today
if this thing is next Wednesday?
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318. Yeah, why are we here exactly?
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319. Because the city hall
can't support the Nazis
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320. and hold the meeting wherever they say.
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321. Okay, this shelter system is shit.
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322. But when Black people in America
got the right to vote,
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323. it's not like they went...
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324. Yes, to carry out this important vote,
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325. we will have the process decided
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326. by this social promotion association
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327. that is deeply rooted in the local area.
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328. Fine, but what are we here for?
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329. Apart from telling them
that this thing isn't right?
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330. I actually understand Secco's objection,
because I always have doubts too
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331. about how much influence
we can actually have.
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332. I mean, I know it's right.
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333. For me, if you're not expecting
a tree in the Garden of the Righteous,
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334. but at least a bonsai
on the Poggio Mirteto roundabout,
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335. you should show up and do the right thing.
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336. But I'm always a bit scared
of coming across like this...
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337. This is my opinion!
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338. I told you loud and clear!
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339. And it's also written in all caps
in size 20 on this piece of paper!
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340. Look, it's an interesting idea.
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341. But don't tell me.
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342. You know what?
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343. We're going to tell one of my friends,
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344. who is precisely the person in charge
of gathering these ideas.
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345. Guess who it is. My ass!
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346. - All right, but—
- Shh!
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347. He says your opinion is valuable.
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348. After work, he's coming
to take that rubbish you wrote
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349. and study it in detail.
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350. Just leave it over there,
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351. between the laundry detergent
and the cat shit. Right there.
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352. Tighten your belt, buddy!
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353. Hi, everyone! We've come to remind you
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354. that this municipality
cannot give in to the Nazis!
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355. DON'T EXACERBATE
THE WAR BETWEEN THE POOR
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356. I thought we were doing something
that would create an uproar,
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357. that the police would drag us out
like in The Strawberry Statement,
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358. and that would at least give us
the allure of martyrdom.
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359. But no one gave a shit.
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360. One of them got annoyed
because he suddenly woke up and asked...
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361. Who are these people?
The ones from the Portonaccio bus lane?
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362. No, the others, for the n—
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363. People with a lot of melanin.
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364. She didn't really say
"people with a lot of melanin."
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365. She said a word
that we've decided not to use,
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366. but not because of all that bullshit
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367. "dictatorship of political correctness,"
which doesn't exist.
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368. Rainbow Police! You are under arrest!
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369. No! It's a complicated issue.
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370. If there is a racist monster
in a work of fiction,
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371. it doesn't make sense
to make them speak as sweet as pie.
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372. Hi, everyone!
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373. But it's also true that if you want a word
to disappear from common usage,
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374. then you need to stop using it,
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375. otherwise it'll keep
going round and round forevermore.
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376. You're probably thinking...
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377. That's a bit of a mindfuck.
I don't give a damn.
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378. No shit. Your job is being a sock.
What do you care?
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379. But since my job is to use words,
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380. it makes sense to question things
behind the scenes.
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381. Yes, it's lovely for you
to share this reasoning with us.
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382. But you know why
they say "behind the scenes"?
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383. You know what they're behind?
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384. They're behind "what the fuck do we care!"
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385. See?
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386. Post it on Facebook if you want,
so old people can read it.
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387. But let's move on, please.
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388. Fine, I can nap
for another five minutes, then.
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389. Today, we have come to tell you
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390. that we will use our bodies
to stop these people
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391. coming to spread hate in our streets.
So, those who vote...
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392. Are there still snacks
in the vending machine?
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393. will be responsible
for everything that happens that day!
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394. It will end up in a fight!
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395. Do we have the manpower to do this?
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396. Come on, don't act
like you were born yesterday.
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397. It's all a strategy.
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398. Think of it as House of Cards,
but in East Rome.
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399. Have you read The Art of War by Sun Tzu?
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if you're really crazy or just acting?
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403. Come on!
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404. Zero! Secco! It's you!
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405. No way!
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406. Always causing a scene!
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407. Boom! It was Greta Boffelli,
our old school representative.
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408. I didn't know
she'd been elected to the council.
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409. That was embarrassing.
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410. I felt like we were doing sit-ins again,
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412. Unbelievable!
Secco doesn't even have bombs!
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413. What happened? Did you lose a finger?
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415. He doesn't want me to express myself.
He's like Billy Elliot's dad.
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416. Anyway, just between us,
you're right to protest.
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417. What's happening is unacceptable.
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418. And the president is really incompetent.
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419. When we were in government,
this would never have happened.
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420. Silence, please!
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421. We've listened to your speech.
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422. We now ask you to compose yourselves
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423. So, to briefly explain what Greta said,
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424. you need to consider that our city council
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into three large areas.
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the great traditions of the 20th century.
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and Conservatives on the other.
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428. Obviously, they've spanned centuries,
the evolution of our species, blah, blah,
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429. and they've transformed
because they've adapted.
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firmly planted on the ground
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433. In theory, they support lofty issues
which might well be debated.
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437. But here, everything is reduced to,
"What do we do with the immigrants?"
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439. because some of their voters
agree with the Nazis,
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440. but would never vote for someone
with a swastika on their face.
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441. So we assume the walruses will vote
for the council meeting to go ahead.
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443. And I think that,
at least on this topic, we're safe.
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444. Never mind them looking down on you,
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445. because over the years
they got this long neck
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in the Capalbio rainforest.
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448. But they have a legacy of values,
of equality, and being welcoming.
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449. So they shouldn't vote
for the Nazis' motion.
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450. It looked like
Greta Boffelli agreed with us.
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451. Hey, I called a company for this.
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452. - Good evening.
- Hi.
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453. - But you're doing it on your own.
- What?
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454. Boring the fuck out of us
with these explanations.
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455. If I don't explain this,
no one will understand.
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456. Yes, I was just helping you out.
I'm not saying anything.
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457. Fine, all that's left is the third area,
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459. What a pain in the ass!
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460. No one knows what the fuck they are.
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461. A senseless jumble
of poorly-assembled animals.
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of the 20th century
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466. And you say, "No shit!
No one's telling you to steal!"
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468. the Iron Age, and the Golden Age,
this is the Dickhead Age.
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469. So they won the last elections
and have the majority.
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470. But they're not Nazis,
so they shouldn't insist
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471. on having that meeting
outside the shelter.
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472. Dear colleagues,
please, let's begin the vote.
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473. - Do you think they get it?
- I think so.
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475. Yes.
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476. We knew that.
What else would the walruses do?
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478. I'm against these racist forces
who are distressing our neighborhood.
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481. I abstain.
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482. I think we should have the courage
to meet people.
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483. We can win from a dialectical standpoint.
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484. So I'm embracing the challenge.
I vote yes.
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485. What? What dialectics?
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486. Please, you've already stated
your opinion.
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488. Yes.
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489. - I abstain.
- Yes.
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490. What the fuck are we going to do?
They have the majority. If they vote yes...
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491. Yeah, it could be tricky.
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492. But it's not over.
We still have the giraffes.
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493. But I'm not good at math.
I dropped it as soon as I could.
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- Yes?
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- Yes.
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498. Yes, but we don't agree with the Nazis.
We're not crazy.
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- What good?
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500. Don't you realize that if we meet
the Nazis, people will get hurt?
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502. that the platypuses
can't even manage a city council.
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503. The president will have to go.
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504. But we'll get our heads split open.
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505. Yes, heads being split open
is always unpleasant,
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507. We'd get back in,
and we'd reimburse you for the bandages.
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508. We'll put them in the budget.
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509. Two hundred bandages.
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510. We'll even throw in a neck brace.
You can all share.
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511. - To hell with stinginess!
- Councilwoman Boffelli?
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512. Yes.
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515. - shall be held in Via Marsupelli...
- Shitheads!
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516. - ... next to the migrant shelter.
- You're in trouble!
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518. the bus lane on Via Portonaccio.
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519. You seem like a switched-on girl.
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520. Did you really have no idea
how that day would end?
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521. All I know is that after that video,
people stopped me in the street.
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522. - To say what?
- To thank me. To tell me their story.
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523. Something was building up
in the neighborhood.
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524. Everyone wanted to tell
a bit of their own experience.
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that had been simmering for a while.
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Everyone wanted to talk,
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their whole lives.
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530. Sorry, guys, but what do we do now?
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532. Nine times out of ten,
when you bluff, it goes in your favor.
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533. The one time it doesn't,
you gotta accept it.
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535. "You gotta take it on the chin, bro!"
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537. You don't think we can say,
"Sorry, we were joking"?
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538. Don't joke!
We've said it now. That's how it is.
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539. We promised fire and flames.
We have to go and get arrested if needed.
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540. And if we don't go...
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541. We're finished.
No one will ever believe us again.
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542. Next time, they'll laugh in our faces.
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543. It's like the boy who cried wolf.
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544. You know what happened when the wolf came?
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545. Help! Wolf!
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547. You've made us come out three times.
The other night, it was hailing!
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550. Don't think that I'm happy.
I paid the babysitter 40 euros.
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551. My mom will only have him
if it's for work or to get laid.
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Peace Agreement of 1995.
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554. You think you've thought
of everything, and then...
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555. It's like when you play chess
and you get to the point
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557. The knight moves in an I shape.
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558. Even if it'll get taken,
that's all you can do.
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559. Sure, you can wait, you can waste time.
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560. You can even wait for time to run out.
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what will happen while you're waiting.
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