1. THIS WORLD CAN'T TEAR ME DOWN
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2. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO STOP EVERYTHING!
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3. SPY-DERMAN
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4. COMIC BOOK STORE
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5. ARCADE
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6. Rebibbia!
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7. Stay calm.
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8. You've got this.
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9. Block. You're the master of this match.
Here, have a grape.
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10. Loosen up your muscles. Relax.
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11. Had some water?
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12. Are you hydrated?
You had your supplements?
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13. High punch, low punch. Done.
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14. He's yours. You don't even break a sweat.
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15. Turn forward and punch.
Turn forward and punch, come on.
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16. Behind... In fro... Kick! Behind!
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17. Forward, kick! Come on! Splatter him!
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18. Splatter him! Yes!
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19. If you win this,
you're facing the final boss.
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20. Concentrate. Break his face.
You've been waiting 15 years for this.
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21. Splatter him! Spl... Splatter him...
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22. Turn forward and punch!
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23. Get up! Get up, you bastard! Block!
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24. Low kick! Oriuke!
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25. Yes!
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26. You've been preparing for this moment
your whole life. Spread your wings.
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27. Do it for granny.
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28. Do this for her.
You sold her dentures to get here.
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29. Let's make sense of this pain.
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30. You're in the God's Twilight.
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31. Mind if I join?
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32. My precious!
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33. I'm right in the God's Twilight...
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34. Thanks.
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35. Can you give me space?
It's the final boss.
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36. You know how if you wait on the riverbank,
you'll eventually see
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37. an air mattress going by
with your enemy's body on it?
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38. This is what it refers to.
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39. With a big bully who'd kick your ass
if you said anything,
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on the riverbank and wait.
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41. It can take some time.
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42. Maybe in 60 years,
he's gotten old, broken his femur,
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43. you see him and you scream,
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44. "You piece of shit,
I was in the God's Twilight!"
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45. Why would I say something? Isn't he dead?
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46. That's why you say it, because he's dead.
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47. My riverbank, however,
was always the arcade.
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48. I didn't go too far.
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49. I kept throwing money at it all afternoon.
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50. I kept losing and was feeling frustrated.
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51. I didn't even have a token
to finish that level.
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52. But then, something strange happened.
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53. Of all the mythological beasts
in the arcade,
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54. I don't know why, but he chose me.
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55. What did you say about the God's Twilight?
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56. Look, I was never picked by anyone
to be in their team.
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57. I was always left on my own
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58. next to the dog with no hind legs
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59. dragging itself along on wheels.
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60. We'll take the dog!
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61. If you leave us with that loser,
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62. you owe us at least
a three-goal head start.
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63. Okay, maybe there weren't
many people there at that time.
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64. Apart from me,
there was just Emilio the maniac,
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66. and the Filipino guy always on the slots
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68. But he had chosen me.
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69. He gave me the token I needed.
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70. We finished the game together.
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71. We were more than blood brothers.
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72. It might have been the first time
in my life that I felt privileged.
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73. Yes, you could argue
that I didn't really understand
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74. how privilege worked.
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75. But at 14, if you're not Angela Davis,
what the fuck do you know?
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76. ARCADE
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77. The next day, everything was normal.
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78. I went out thinking,
"This is gonna be quick and easy."
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79. I'd run out of yogurt,
that's all I needed.
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82. because I thought, "I'll be in and out.
The supermarket ninja."
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86. "You won't even see me. A puff of wind."
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87. Then I don't know what happened,
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88. but at some point,
I must admit, I let myself go.
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89. Anyway, at some point, a lady said to me...
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90. The carts are behind the counter.
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92. You're going bald, you fucker.
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93. Her gestures and non-verbal communication
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94. could have been interpreted both ways.
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95. But I think it was the carts
because that's where they were.
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96. I'll admit, I thought about it.
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97. I did get more things than...
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98. You're getting a cart
because the old lady told you?
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99. Can't you see they do it on purpose
to wear you down?
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100. It's like the serpent and the apple.
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101. Mind your own fucking business!
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102. That was a bit excessive.
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103. Listen, carts are for old people.
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104. It's like carrying a sign that says,
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105. "I'm an old invalid
who can't carry a couple of jars."
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106. It's like a carry-on.
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107. When you swap a backpack for a carry-on,
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108. you're the old lady from Downton Abbey.
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109. Old, haughty, seems nice on TV,
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you'd push her down the stairs.
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111. I agree, but I've given myself 45 hernias
with my backpack.
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112. Hernias are a concept that only exist
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in the carry-on sector.
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115. you took two opium pellets, fuck it.
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116. I can't. I've got
this straight-edge thing going on.
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117. But look around you.
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118. Can't you see that a shopping cart
is a symbol for parenting?
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120. who go around with a stroller,
taking their goods for a walk.
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121. How pitiful!
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122. You're still young.
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123. You're 39.
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124. That's not for you.
Don't get ahead of yourself, come on!
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125. So, the fact that people
were looking at me
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126. didn't seem all that strange.
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127. I thought, "They probably envy
the fact that I'm a Jenga champion
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128. and I've built an obelisk of yogurt,
sausages, and pasta."
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129. But instead...
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130. Zero, it's me, Maddalena!
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131. Fucking hell,
she could've said so right away!
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132. It was Maddalena, Cesare's mom.
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133. I hadn't seen her for ages,
but she does live here.
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134. She's been in Rome for 60 years,
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135. but she still has
this strong Sardinian accent.
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136. Probably genetic.
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139. Anyway, respect.
Sardinia is a great nation. Revolution!
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140. But I can't do the Sardinian accent.
I end up sounding like Yoda,
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142. HONEY
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143. Anyway, syntax aside,
he's a great Jedi knight.
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144. Yesterday you saw each other,
told me he did. All happy he was.
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145. I don't know what she said,
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146. because 15 yards from me,
a little boy sneezed
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147. which moved the air in such a way
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148. that compromised
the stability of my installation.
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149. SODA
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150. I got scared. There's this clerk
with a weasel face who hates me
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151. because every time
I stupidly don't get a cart,
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152. I drop everything.
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153. Two months ago, I spilled
70 liters of peach yogurt on the floor
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154. and he cleaned it up without saying shit.
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155. - I bet his boss said to him...
- Sit tight.
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156. The law of discount stores says
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157. that we can't say shit
the first two times,
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158. but on the third,
you can gut him with a fish knife.
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159. This may be the third time.
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160. I can see him waiting
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161. and caressing something in his pocket.
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162. Give him a hand, you can maybe?
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163. With work, you mean? How can I help him?
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166. but I do have a sociopathic job
with no contact.
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167. No! Just help him feel more at home.
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168. Get him out and doing things.
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169. Because he's a bit lost.
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170. A lot of years gone by, they have.
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172. That's worse than work!
What am I going to do with him?
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don't know how to look after people.
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175. I'm coming to Rome. Where are we going?
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176. I get anxious.
I'd rather shoot myself in the knee.
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177. Who am I? A Club Med rep?
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with a ball on my nose?
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I don't drink, I don't do coke,
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because you don't have to talk.
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come to dinner, you can.
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183. Look, I've got everything
to make Sardinian seadas.
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184. Of course. I can come and eat.
It's the only thing I can do.
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185. Thank you. Very happy, Cesare will be.
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186. I'm sure that good to him, it will do.
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187. No, really, I'm glad too.
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188. Guys, I'm begging you.
Don't let me go on my own.
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189. We haven't spoken for 20 years.
I don't know what to say to him.
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190. Please, come!
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191. I have loads of work shit to do, sorry.
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that I really can't miss.
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195. and 12 hours later, problems start.
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197. but you're a bloody sniper!
One shot, one kill.
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198. THE SNIPER
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199. Let me scratch for luck.
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200. Stop it, we're not
in the bloody Middle Ages!
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201. Jokes aside, I don't believe
in these things, you know that.
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202. But it costs nothing
to wait until it's all sorted.
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204. she loves all those old wives' tales...
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who writes comics?
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206. That one's worse
than Fukushima, I'm telling you!
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208. first you need to rub
two ounces of garlic on his face
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through his heart.
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210. I guess your grandma never liked me.
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211. Yes. She thinks
you and Secco are bad influences.
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212. Sweetheart!
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with your sexual tendencies!
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about their plans?
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220. But I'm a woman,
so I must take care of them?
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in law enforcement?
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223. Anyway, no, I had shit to do.
That doesn't seem so far-fetched, does it?
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225. No, I can't stand Cesare.
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226. What do you mean?
You haven't talked to him for 20 years!
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227. When I can't stand someone,
I can't stand them for 200 years.
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have very long expiry dates
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of whales in Greenland.
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but also very resentful.
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there was a bit of that jealousy
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when there's a new element,
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that have something tender about them,
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with the bowl cut
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239. Are you jealous? Are you scared
that he's going to be my new best friend?
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poor little you all alone?
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- I don't give a shit.
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to tear down those shitty posters.
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outside the subway.
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246. They were different. Look, I took photos.
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247. Inside me is a crazy archivist ghost
wanting to come out. Here.
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there would be residents too.
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who the fuck is supporting this.
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shady business and they're pissed off
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has intruded into their territory.
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get caught in the crossfire
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their skin is the wrong color.
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264. But the war between Italian
and foreign dealers
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265. doesn't win elections,
so they sell it to you as...
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who can't take anymore...
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267. a symbol of that small old world...
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and are preventing our children
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have nothing to do with this.
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275. In truth, the only way to find out more
was to ask "that person,"
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276. by going down into the depths of society,
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277. into that molten darkness
abandoned by the state
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278. where the only law is survival...
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279. The restaurant world.
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280. Guys, be quick.
I clock back in in ten minutes.
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281. Today the kitchen is on fire.
There are two of us and 70 bookings.
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282. They're as hungry as the devil's locusts.
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283. Lemur friend, one quick thing.
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284. What do you know about this committee
against the migrant shelter?
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286. No, I read that too, but I don't know.
I don't talk to those people.
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287. But us casual workers
in this business, subject to prohibition,
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288. we have a group chat
where everyone is coming together.
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there's any conflict of interest
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292. My lemur friend is great.
I know you're the police,
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293. and we can't have these chats.
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an important government officer,
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295. whom I'll represent here as a white swan
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299. we would like to use your characters
in an institutional campaign
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301. Because I believe
they are positive examples
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303. in this corrupt world where
everyone talks about drugs and tripping.
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He really asked me that.
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human beings under 40
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307. On the one side, heinous drug traffickers
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and throw puppies off bypasses.
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when they clock out.
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313. Look, sir, the real world
is a bit more complicated.
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315. But for example, I have a friend
who works her ass off at the local shop,
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she can't afford the rent.
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318. So, my son is right
that when you say "ice cream,"
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320. Sorry, a big table just arrived.
A whole gym.
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322. It's like a war here. They're like ISIS,
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instead of the Qur'an. Bye.
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324. Bye!
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325. We've learned nothing.
I have to go to Cesare's.
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- Yeah.
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I'll put a note on my phone.
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so I had to answer.
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330. Zero!
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that I told you about.
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They're basically done.
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336. Not true! I haven't done shit.
I was as fake as a counterfeit coin.
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337. In three days, I'll send them
an empty email and say,
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338. "Didn't you get it?
Maybe because of the attachment."
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339. That way, I get an extra week.
It's a balancing act
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and breaking point.
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344. Check. He said it might have gone to spam.
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345. Oh, send them. Everyone's excited!
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346. There's a lot of enthusiasm,
a lot of electricity!
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347. I've never seen the team like this.
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348. Apart from maybe when we made
that amazing documentary
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349. about Koalas' retractable penises,
which we later took to Venice.
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350. Look, I want to send them by the weekend
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if that's okay with you.
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352. Mauro Crocodile
is interviewing me on Wednesday.
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to push the project!
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The hashtag is ready!
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with that show.
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359. Of course!
We have to talk about everything.
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not showbiz bureaucrats!
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about the movie, obviously.
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on Dicksville that was really brutal.
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to go to jail.
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367. No need to add anything.
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368. I get you, it's great.
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because you're like that.
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372. No, you need to stay quiet!
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373. But it's so great
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on what the right thing to do is.
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375. As long as you don't do it.
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376. Then what's the point?
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377. Look, I'll tell you how it is.
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378. Your friends are pissing everyone off.
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the income revenue authority.
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They threw things at each other.
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383. We're producing the film
because of how you are.
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the T-shirt with a skull,
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386. Yet my brother-in-law likes you.
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Celebrity Big Brother
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389. and he insults them because he thinks
Big Brother is someone's brother.
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You get it, Zero?
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Focus on that. Unite, not divide.
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it would create problems for the movie?
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killing cats on the web.
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who defended the Düsseldorf murderer.
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you gotta live with these injustices,
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402. What do you mean?
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403. Jerk off, go to the gym.
Let off some steam.
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when you have something big to say,
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Let's rock and roll!
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411. Great decor, great Sardinian food,
great everything!
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that in Tibet there's a monastery
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418. It's not a song,
it's like a litany, like... "Om."
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because if someone stops,
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421. without that note...
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423. That singing keeps the whole planet alive.
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424. I felt the same, only without
the other monks to help me.
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by talking non-stop.
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427. - Like...
- Nice pancake. What did you make it with?
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428. Who cut your hair like that? Mirketto?
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that changes sex so it can hump itself?
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431. but I thought that if I kept quiet,
the Stargate of cosmic embarrassment
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into the sidereal void
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of things to say to each other.
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Cesare tried to ask me a question.
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436. it felt like I was breaking his heart,
even though I didn't want to.
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437. You think Sergione will take me on
setting up stages again?
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438. No, he's in Cuba.
He fled after getting into Bitcoin debt.
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439. He sold the Saint John Paul II statue
in Termini station to a group of Russians.
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440. Now he's a shareholder
in a Caucasian narco-state.
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441. Do you still go to the arcade?
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443. I know, an arcade
turning into an antiques shop
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taking up the places
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449. I'd rather see her than you. No offense.
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450. No, she was super busy with work.
But she's with a girl now.
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451. She must finish at some point.
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452. I've been waiting 20 years
to score with that one.
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453. I don't think you can. She's with a girl.
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454. Fine, she's with a girl today,
but not every day.
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455. She's a lesbian! She likes pussy!
How else can I put it?
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456. What do you mean?
We have unfinished business.
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457. Twenty years have passed.
She changed her mind.
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458. The toad changes sex 40 times in 20 years.
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459. She decided she doesn't like cock.
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460. Fine, tell me about you.
Mom said you made it big with comics.
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461. I don't know shit. I haven't read them.
Are they about your life?
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462. What the fuck do they care?
You're not Spider-Man!
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463. This is a country in disarray.
I'm a symptom, not a cause, I swear.
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465. Where I was, no one knew you.
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466. If you want to escape,
you can always go to rehab.
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467. He said the word, not me.
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468. I didn't want to say it.
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we could keep pretending
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470. that for the past 20 years,
he'd been somewhere exotic, mysterious.
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471. It's like Schrödinger's cat.
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472. Until you open the box,
it could be anything.
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473. Hey, man! I was in Tibet for 12 years
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to court females.
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477. When you say that word,
it's like all the other doors close.
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479. Rehab.
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481. I don't want to make it uncomfortable,
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that don't require details.
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Do you have to go back? Or is it over?
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tied to the bed
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486. I haven't touched that stuff for 15 years.
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487. I stayed there to help the others.
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488. You make a fool of yourself
because you don't know shit.
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489. Better to stay quiet, no?
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in the Welsh mines to look cool.
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492. Did you know
that King Charles doesn't eat lunch?
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494. No, well, of course, but...
that's what I meant.
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495. I told everyone I stayed
because, in the end,
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496. only people who have gone through it
can understand how to deal with an addict.
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497. But honestly, I needed
some structure in my life.
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498. Timetables, rules,
things to do, everything.
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or I'd mess everything up.
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500. That makes sense.
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501. I left in October
because I was sick of it.
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but they didn't want me.
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503. I tried everything not to come back here.
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504. Because this place
scared the shit out of me.
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505. I don't ask about your time there.
I'm not sure you want to talk about it.
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I had this thought of Orpheus
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about her experience.
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508. I thought that maybe
it was inappropriate to ask.
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509. I thought he just wanted to bang her.
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512. No, it's okay. I messed up.
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Article 12, literary metaphors."
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display of tact and fragility."
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from the suburbs. Unacceptable!
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- You're worrying me, let me tell you.
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bookworm with the red hair.
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519. It came out wrong, what can I say?
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Where are you taking me?
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I need to deliver 21 pages by Sunday.
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that's a big pain in the ass.
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523. Yeah, I get that.
But other than work, what do you do?
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524. I have to go talk with the Kurds
for a book that'll come out in April...
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Who do you go out with? What do you do?
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other than work?
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528. It's a normal question.
"What do you like doing?" It's legit.
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529. Inside, however, I feel like the monkey
in 2001: A Space Odyssey
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with a mammoth's femur.
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that I'm like a beached whale.
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534. I was born that way.
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prodding me, saying,
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537. "Come on, let's go see that show!
Let's go to the seaside!"
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a shock to move me.
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540. Some have kids, some have work,
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and it's easy to get into town.
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542. It's normal. The world
doesn't stay the same forever.
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543. So, in the end,
I'm still that beached whale.
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544. But with no one to prod me,
all I can do is work.
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545. And when you don't work,
you slowly decompose on the beach
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546. which isn't even a beach anymore,
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549. not even reassuring brutalist buildings
from the '80s.
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to take you to live la vida loca?
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553. a bit of half-chewed plankton for a snack.
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I don't know if he pitied me,
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to take him anywhere.
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and with a series of promises like...
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We'll have dinner with the others."
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561. that you make to imply a near future
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562. because if you think
that there might not be a future,
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564. And then, I know I'm obsessed,
but on my way home,
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565. I thought how much
those posters were pissing me off.
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566. Let's see who gives up first, me ripping
them down, or them putting them back up.
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567. I was ripping them down
with such eagerness
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570. What the fuck are you doing,
you piece of shit?
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571. Honestly, let me tell you,
I was quite scared.
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572. My brain quickly analyzed all the options
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with the various scenarios.
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574. So, I'll read.
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575. "Option A. Run. Get out of there."
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576. But at least one of them
runs faster than you.
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577. Plus, it's truly an undignified show.
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579. Even in tragedy,
you should have some composure.
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580. "Option B. Scream. Ask for help."
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581. And lose all dignity.
I'm telling you, if you start screaming,
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582. I'm resigning as your conscience.
I've seen you cry at Grey's Anatomy.
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that pain again, please.
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584. "Option C. Get beaten up."
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you also get beaten up,
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586. option C is different only in that
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to embarrass yourself.
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and stay quiet. Okay?
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and tell me which one you chose.
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592. See you.
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but not much,
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crossing the street when I heard...
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is ripping down the posters!
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I felt confident.
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Cesare was a threshing machine.
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posters in our neighborhood!
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annihilated them 15 years ago."
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tearing our posters down,
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Let's get the fuck out of here.
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- Who do you hang out with?
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- Let's go!
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with no one to find her.
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No one remembers her anymore.
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she's not the same person.
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