1. Anson. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
2. Anson. Come back, Anson.Copy !req
3. Anson. Calling Anson.Copy !req
4. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
5. Anson!Copy !req
6. Anson. Calling Anson.Copy !req
7. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
8. Anson!Copy !req
9. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
10. Anson! Get out here!Copy !req
11. I've warned you about your attitude.
Did you clean out 407?Copy !req
12. No... of course you haven't cleaned out 407.
You've only had all damn morning.Copy !req
13. You think you'll ever own any of
those boats, the way you're going?Copy !req
14. You think you're ever going to amount to
anything? You can't even finish a simple job.Copy !req
15. - A monkey could do this job, all right, Jay?
- You can't, so what's that say about you?Copy !req
16. - Shut up.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
17. I didn't catch that.Copy !req
18. You clean out 407, you move out that
deadbeat's stuff, and you do it now.Copy !req
19. And when I come back in an hour,
it better be done.Copy !req
20. Anson?Copy !req
21. Anson?Copy !req
22. Son of a...Copy !req
23. Anson.Copy !req
24. Anson!Copy !req
25. Aw, that's it, Anson. Do you hear me, Ans...?Copy !req
26. Mmff!Copy !req
27. Can I get you some coffee?
Water? Anything?Copy !req
28. Morning.Copy !req
29. Morning.Copy !req
30. Special Agent Dana Scully,
this is, uh, this is Jay Gilmore.Copy !req
31. Agh! Nice to meet you.Copy !req
32. Nice to meet... Likewise.Copy !req
33. Mr Gilmore came all the way to see us
from Missouri, the Show Me State.Copy !req
34. They told me you were the people
to best understand my sit...Copy !req
35. - My sit...
- It's OK.Copy !req
36. Uh, this is Mr Gilmore's... situation.Copy !req
37. This condition came on
suddenly a month ago.Copy !req
38. Anson Stokes. He did this to me.Copy !req
39. I don't know how. I just... I know it was him.Copy !req
40. Anson Stokes is a former employee
at the self-storage yard that Mr Gilmore owns.Copy !req
41. - There was bad blood between you two.
- He told me to shut up!Copy !req
42. Huh?Copy !req
43. Yeah. And then Mr Gilmore was,
uh... stricken...Copy !req
44. stricken... stricken, and Anson Stokes
was nowhere to be found.Copy !req
45. He resurfaced days later. The police
wanted to question him, but he refused.Copy !req
46. Do you know what he said?
He said they had nothing on him.Copy !req
47. Well, to be fair, sir, they didn't. They don't.Copy !req
48. They had to make me a whole new mouth.Copy !req
49. Do you think Blue Cross
is going to pay for this? Uh-uh.Copy !req
50. I demand justice!Copy !req
51. Ow.Copy !req
52. - All I'm saying is...
- I know,Copy !req
53. This may not be a crime,
and Stokes may know nothing about it.Copy !req
54. There is a condition called microstomia -
"small mouth" - which is, uh...Copy !req
55. It's brought on by scleroderma.
It's the overproduction of collagen.Copy !req
56. It can actually reduce a person's mouth
to a tiny little opening.Copy !req
57. But that takes months to develop.
It doesn't happen in the blink of an eye.Copy !req
58. Surgeons are stumped. They're writing it up
in the New England Journal of Medicine.Copy !req
59. There's always nasal aplasia -
the absence of a nose.Copy !req
60. That's a nose. We're talking mouth here.Copy !req
61. What we're talking is medical, physiological,
not criminal. Not as far as I can see.Copy !req
62. Maybe, but I still wanna know why Anson
Stokes doesn't wanna talk to the police.Copy !req
63. Mulder...Copy !req
64. That's a little... out of place,
wouldn't you say?Copy !req
65. A little bit.Copy !req
66. Ah, dammit!Copy !req
67. Leslie!Copy !req
68. What? What is it?Copy !req
69. IRS agents. Gotta be.
Listen, get rid of 'em, all right?Copy !req
70. Hi.Copy !req
71. - We're looking for a Mr Anson Stokes.
- He's not here.Copy !req
72. Do you happen to know
when he's coming back?Copy !req
73. Well, we are Agents Mulder
and Scully from the FBI.Copy !req
74. Oh, the boat's not ours. The boat... I'm just...Copy !req
75. We're holdin' it for someone,
and, you know, they pay the taxes on it.Copy !req
76. OK...Copy !req
77. - Anson's not here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
78. - What's your name?
- Leslie Stokes.Copy !req
79. Oh, you're Anson's brother?Copy !req
80. Hi, there.Copy !req
81. We're not here about the boat. We wanna talk
to your brother about his former employer.Copy !req
82. And the unfortunate condition
that he's found himself in.Copy !req
83. - Would you know anything about that?
- The mouth thing?Copy !req
84. Well, yeah. You know, that's just, uh...
that's, like... chemicals.Copy !req
85. Chemicals?Copy !req
86. Yeah, you know,
people store weird chemicals.Copy !req
87. My brother one time smelled this weird smell.
It was just a guy with a meth lab.Copy !req
88. In one of the storage units. That's
probably something you should look into.Copy !req
89. You know, I'm gonna get going.
So I'm gonna go, OK?Copy !req
90. OK.Copy !req
91. Now I see what's going on here.Copy !req
92. According to Gilmore, he was standing
right where lam when it happened.Copy !req
93. Well, I don't smell any weird chemical smells.Copy !req
94. You still have both your lips.Copy !req
95. Apparently, everything is left as it was.Copy !req
96. Hey...Copy !req
97. 1978. It's been a long time since
any of this stuff has seen the light of day.Copy !req
98. It's too bad. Mulder. Underneath all this dust,
this furniture is really wonderful.Copy !req
99. You wanna hit some yard sales
while we're out here?Copy !req
100. Mulder, this furniture is expensive.
Very expensive.Copy !req
101. - What's your point?
- My point is that, uh...Copy !req
102. there's a lot of money sitting here
and maybe something's missing.Copy !req
103. - Like what?
- I don't know. Jewelery?Copy !req
104. Stokes opened up the storage unit,
then disappeared.Copy !req
105. Winds up with the Titanic in his driveway?Copy !req
106. There's your crime - theft.Copy !req
107. Still doesn't explain
what happened to Gilmore.Copy !req
108. Scully, check this out.Copy !req
109. - Ouch.
- This woman look familiar to you?Copy !req
110. - That's the woman from the trailer.
- That's the young woman from the trailer.Copy !req
111. How many centuries now
has disco been dead?Copy !req
112. Two down.Copy !req
113. Two down, I got nothin' to show for it.Copy !req
114. - You got the boat.
- And what the hell good is that?Copy !req
115. Huh?Copy !req
116. That thing is like a big... you know, big...Copy !req
117. - White elephant?
- What? I'm sorry. What does that mean?Copy !req
118. It's an expensive item that serves no purpose
and is ultimately more trouble than it's worth.Copy !req
119. - So what the hell did you give it to me for?
- Because you asked for it.Copy !req
120. Fine. I can appreciate that. That's...Copy !req
121. But don't you think maybe you could've
found some freakin' water to put it in?Copy !req
122. - You didn't specify water.
- I gotta specify that you put a boat in water?Copy !req
123. That is a given!Copy !req
124. Freakin' white elephant!Copy !req
125. I can't even pay the taxes on it.Copy !req
126. Why don't you just, uh,
use your last wish to get rid of it?Copy !req
127. You want me to put you in a home? Now?Copy !req
128. Because I just told you, Leslie,
that I wasted two wishes, OK?Copy !req
129. And I am not... Are you listening? I am not
gonna waste the third. All right? Come on.Copy !req
130. God!Copy !req
131. We gotta concentrate here.
Now, let me figure this out.Copy !req
132. Third wish. Final wish.
I'm just spitballin' here.Copy !req
133. If I say "I wish" by accident, that does not
count, not until lam absolutely ready, OK?Copy !req
134. - You could give that guy his mouth back.
- All I said was I wish Jay would shut up.Copy !req
135. If you feel bad about what you did to him,
fix it on your own dime, OK?Copy !req
136. - It doesn't work like that.
- Whatever.Copy !req
137. Leslie, would you help me out here?Copy !req
138. Uh...Copy !req
139. - Money. Wish for money.
- Yeah. OK, that's not bad.Copy !req
140. But shouldn't we think of something that
generates money, instead of money itself?Copy !req
141. Brains? Talent? Hard work?Copy !req
142. Uh...Copy !req
143. - A money machine.
- OK. That's not...Copy !req
144. But somethin' better.
Somethin' better. OK, but... I just...Copy !req
145. - An infinite number of wishes?
- OK.Copy !req
146. Just three, boys. Settle down.Copy !req
147. Dammit, this is hard.Copy !req
148. You know, I have a thought.Copy !req
149. - Granted, it's pretty obvious.
- What? What, what, what, what, what?Copy !req
150. - What?
- What?Copy !req
151. Seriously. What?Copy !req
152. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
153. - I got it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
154. I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
Are you ready? Because I am ready.Copy !req
155. I am absolutely ready. OK, here goes.Copy !req
156. I wish that I could turn invisible.Copy !req
157. At will.Copy !req
158. - You're kidding.
- No, no. This is perfect.Copy !req
159. I can have an advantage
that nobody else can have.Copy !req
160. I can, um, you know, spy and learn
secret information, pick up stock tips.Copy !req
161. - Sneak into a women's locker room.
- Not just that.Copy !req
162. I'm talkin' about James Bond type stuff.
You know?Copy !req
163. Your wish is breathtaking in its unoriginality.Copy !req
164. You don't have to like it, all right?
You just have to do it. Right?Copy !req
165. Done.Copy !req
166. My clothes are gonna
turn invisible, too, right?Copy !req
167. - You didn't specify clothes.
- I know, but...Copy !req
168. Screw it.Copy !req
169. Oh, God. Turn invisible, please.Copy !req
170. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes!Copy !req
171. Whoa, man, this is awesome!
Hey, brother. Hey, Leslie? I'm over here.Copy !req
172. I'm over here. Can you see me?Copy !req
173. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
174. Ow!Copy !req
175. Dammit!Copy !req
176. - Anson, are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
177. I can't see my damn feet.Copy !req
178. Look out, world! Here I come! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
179. I'm invisible! Invisible, baby! Whoo!Copy !req
180. - Whoo-oo!
- Yes!Copy !req
181. You can't see me, can you?Copy !req
182. I...Copy !req
183. Hey, uh...Copy !req
184. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
185. Yeah!Copy !req
186. Hey, outta my way, birds. Yeah.Copy !req
187. Well, hello, ladies.Copy !req
188. Yeah, here comes Anson. That's right.Copy !req
189. Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Change, change. All right, here we go.Copy !req
190. Need a little roadside assistance, do ya?Copy !req
191. Well, not to worry.Copy !req
192. Here comes Anson.Copy !req
193. Aargh!Copy !req
194. Whoa!Copy !req
195. Can we go now?Copy !req
196. I think you missed a spot here.Copy !req
197. I can see straight through to his ass.Copy !req
198. This is Anson Stokes, huh?Copy !req
199. It is. His dental records are a match. He was
found about half a mile from his house.Copy !req
200. He was probably hit by a car
or a truck or... something.Copy !req
201. And he's invisible.Copy !req
202. Yes, he is.Copy !req
203. Wow.Copy !req
204. In the seven years that we've worked together
I have seen some amazing things, but this...Copy !req
205. This takes the cake. It's... it's gonna
change the boundaries of science.Copy !req
206. It is amazing, but I don't think
it has anything to do with science.Copy !req
207. - Remember Mr Saturday Night Fever?
- Yeah.Copy !req
208. I did a little background checking.
His real name is Henry Flanken.Copy !req
209. He redefined the term "overnight success".
In 1977, his net worth was $36,000,Copy !req
210. and in 1978 it was $30 million.Copy !req
211. Then there is the interesting way
in which Mr Flanken died.Copy !req
212. - How's that?
- Chronic morbid tumescence.Copy !req
213. - You don't mean what I think you mean?
- Schwing! On April 4, 1978,Copy !req
214. he was admitted to Gateway Memorial
Hospital with an extreme priapic condition.Copy !req
215. He was quite the specimen. They had to
raise the door frame in order to wheel him in.Copy !req
216. Well, what does any of that
have to do with this?Copy !req
217. Well, I think our mystery woman is the link.Copy !req
218. I think she's responsible for all of this.Copy !req
219. - But how?
- I... I don't know.Copy !req
220. But... we need to talk to her.Copy !req
221. Uh... I think that I should stay here
with the body. I mean, I... You know...Copy !req
222. I don't think it's a good idea to leave him
unguarded. You know, this is truly amazing.Copy !req
223. OK.Copy !req
224. I'm very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
225. Anson didn't suffer, did he?Copy !req
226. No, I don't think he suffered.Copy !req
227. But the part about him being invisible, that
doesn't catch you off guard just a little bit?Copy !req
228. Uh...Copy !req
229. There was a woman here earlier.
Where is she?Copy !req
230. She's, uh... she's gone.Copy !req
231. I'll tell you where I'm going with this.
I think that woman is a jinniyah.Copy !req
232. - Are you familiar with that term?
- No.Copy !req
233. It's the feminine forjinni - as in a demon
or spirit from Middle Eastern folklore.Copy !req
234. Yeah, except Barbara Eden
never killed anybody.Copy !req
235. All right. Now, in Arabic mythologyCopy !req
236. they speak of these beings that are composed
of flame or air but take human form.Copy !req
237. They can perform certain tasks
or grant certain wishes.Copy !req
238. They live in inanimate objects like a lamp
or a ring. Is this beginning to sound familiar?Copy !req
239. I believe your brother found just such
an object in the storage facility, didn't he?Copy !req
240. He took possession of the jinniyah, and he
made some pretty outrageous requests.Copy !req
241. - Like Jay Gilmore's mouth and the yacht.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
242. - You believe all that?
- I do.Copy !req
243. For your own safety - so that what happened
to your brother doesn't happen to you -Copy !req
244. I think you should hand over
that object to me right now.Copy !req
245. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
246. Scully, come check this out.Copy !req
247. Come on. He's not going anywhere. Come on.Copy !req
248. Bye.Copy !req
249. I have a group of researchers flying in from
Harvard Medical. Can't wait to see their faces.Copy !req
250. - What's this?
- Not what I hoped it would be.Copy !req
251. Judging from the odour inside, I think it's
where the Stokes brothers keep their weed.Copy !req
252. But that's not what I wanted to show you.Copy !req
253. - Recognize him?
- Benito Mussolini.Copy !req
254. How about her?Copy !req
255. Your mystery woman.
Or someone who looks a lot like her.Copy !req
256. Well, the computer says it is her.Copy !req
257. I ran her through facial-recognition software.
Couldn't find a match in the felon database.Copy !req
258. Then I took a flier and checked with
the image bank at the national archives.Copy !req
259. Voila.Copy !req
260. Even if it is her, what would
she be doing with Mussolini?Copy !req
261. Or Richard Nixon, for that matter.Copy !req
262. I don't know. Except that they're both men
who got all the power they ever wished forCopy !req
263. and then lost it.Copy !req
264. See? I told you it'd look good in here.Copy !req
265. Nice rug. How do you breathe
in that thing, huh?Copy !req
266. Can we just get this over with? Three wishes.Copy !req
267. OK. Don't rush me, all right?
I wanna do this right.Copy !req
268. Gotta be smarter than Anson was.Copy !req
269. Dammit, Anson.Copy !req
270. Then, can I once again
offer you a suggestion?Copy !req
271. Hm?Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. This.Copy !req
274. Your disability.Copy !req
275. There was some tragedy
involved here, I assume.Copy !req
276. Well, yeah, it was pretty tragic, I guess.
Me and Anson were playing mailbox baseball.Copy !req
277. God, I miss that. And Anson's drivin'.
I was leanin' pretty far out the window there.Copy !req
278. Oh...Copy !req
279. You mean this?Copy !req
280. Yeah, you're right. I could wish for
a solid-gold wheelchair. Man, that'd be sweet.Copy !req
281. I see what you're sayin', but you know what?
There's somethin' I want more than that.Copy !req
282. You're not gonna believe your eyes.
I certainly didn't.Copy !req
283. Are you ready?Copy !req
284. Oh. He's, uh...Copy !req
285. He is invisible, after all.Copy !req
286. Um...Copy !req
287. He's in there.Copy !req
288. OK. He's creepin' me out. This isn't what
I asked for. He's all weird and messed up.Copy !req
289. He's been hit by a truck.
What did you expect?Copy !req
290. - I asked you to bring him back to normal.
- You asked me to bring him back.Copy !req
291. OK, you know, the...Copy !req
292. Now he's startin' to smell bad!
This isn't what I wanted!Copy !req
293. Look, he's gotta at least be able to talk!
OK, you know what?Copy !req
294. That's my next wish. Wish number two -
I wish Anson could talk.Copy !req
295. - No, you don't.
- Yes, I do, and that's final.Copy !req
296. I wish Anson could talk.Copy !req
297. Done.Copy !req
298. Oh, I should just shoot myself.Copy !req
299. Oh...Copy !req
300. I was so happy.Copy !req
301. I was so excited. What was I thinking?Copy !req
302. An invisible man?Copy !req
303. You saw it. It was real.Copy !req
304. I don't know what I saw, Mulder.Copy !req
305. I do know that having that kind of proof
in my hands, it was just too good to be true.Copy !req
306. - I don't think it's why the body disappeared.
- Why did the body disappear?Copy !req
307. I think it was the result of
a wish being granted.Copy !req
308. A wish?Copy !req
309. - Whose wish?
- Who would want Anson Stokes back?Copy !req
310. I mean, really, really back.Copy !req
311. His brother, Leslie?Copy !req
312. Well, this is no good.Copy !req
313. What did you do to me?Copy !req
314. You're back from the dead, man.
What kinda gratitude is that?Copy !req
315. What did you do to me?Copy !req
316. I wasted two wishes on you, that's what I did!Copy !req
317. I can't feel my heart.Copy !req
318. I-I can't feel my blood.Copy !req
319. I am yellow!Copy !req
320. I'm cold.Copy !req
321. - You know what? Screw this!
- I'm cold.Copy !req
322. - I'm cold.
- I wasted two wishes on you.Copy !req
323. And a perfectly good bowl of cornflakes.Copy !req
324. There. I turned the heat up.
Are you happy now? Huh? Are you happy?Copy !req
325. Is there anything else I can do for you,
there, buddy? What do you say?Copy !req
326. Maybe wipe your little yellow butt?Copy !req
327. - Thanks for nothin'.
- You wanna make your third wish, champ?Copy !req
328. I'd like to leave before the blowflies hatch.Copy !req
329. Yeah, I tell you what,
my last wish is gonna be for me, OK?Copy !req
330. You hear that, Anson? I wasted two wishes
on you and you don't even give a damn!Copy !req
331. All right. Third wish.Copy !req
332. Let's see, I could wish for, uh...Copy !req
333. I could wish for money.
Everybody wishes for money.Copy !req
334. So cold.Copy !req
335. Um...Copy !req
336. There's the invisibility thing. That turned
out pretty stupid, though, huh? Anson?Copy !req
337. To be invisible? That was real smart, huh?Copy !req
338. Uh... X-ray eyes, maybe? No, that'd be...Copy !req
339. Hmm... Like you said, solid-gold wheelchair.Copy !req
340. Uh...Copy !req
341. Wait, I got it. Legs!Copy !req
342. Ow!Copy !req
343. Would you mind removing
your eye-wear, ma'am?Copy !req
344. Ah.Copy !req
345. - Do you have a name?
- Not for a long time now.Copy !req
346. How about if I call you Jen?
That's short for "jinniyah".Copy !req
347. The, uh... fire department
just recovered two bodies.Copy !req
348. - Leslie Stokes and his brother Anson.
- Looks like it.Copy !req
349. And, uh, Anson Stokes is visible now.Copy !req
350. Of course.Copy !req
351. But what I'd really love an explanation for is
how his corpse got from my locked morgueCopy !req
352. all the way across town
to the Mark Twain Trailer Park.Copy !req
353. Ask him. He's got it all figured out.Copy !req
354. I know what he'd say. He'd say you're some
kind of genie from 1001 Nights or something,Copy !req
355. - and that you grant people wishes.
- Well, there you have it.Copy !req
356. One thing I haven't been able to figure out
is whether you're a good genie or an evil one.Copy !req
357. Everybody you come in contact with
seems to meet a bad end.Copy !req
358. That's the conclusion you've drawn?
That I'm evil?Copy !req
359. Well, possibly evil.
Possibly cursed. A curse to others.Copy !req
360. The only thing you people are cursed with
is stupidity. All of you. Everybody. Mankind.Copy !req
361. Everyone I have ever come
into contact with. Without fail.Copy !req
362. - Always asking for the wrong thing.
- Making the wrong wishes?Copy !req
363. Yeah. It's always "Give me money."Give me
big boobs."Give me a big hoo-hoo."Copy !req
364. "Make me cool, like the Fonz."
Or whoevers the big name now.Copy !req
365. - You've been out of circulation a long time.
- So what?Copy !req
366. In 500 years, people have not changed a bit.Copy !req
367. 500 years?Copy !req
368. Granted, they smell better now, generally
speaking. But human greed still reigns.Copy !req
369. Shallowness. A propensity
for self-destruction.Copy !req
370. You're saying that you have been a first-hand
witness to 500 years of human history.Copy !req
371. I used to be human.Copy !req
372. I was born in 15th-century France,Copy !req
373. and then one day an old Moor
came to my village peddling rugs,Copy !req
374. and I unrolled one that an ifrit
had taken residence in.Copy !req
375. - "An ifrit."
- A very... powerful class of genie.Copy !req
376. He offered me three wishes.
For the first I asked for a stouthearted mule.Copy !req
377. For the second, a magic sack
that was always full of turnips...Copy !req
378. Did I mention this was 15th-century France?Copy !req
379. - What was your third wish?
- My third... I pondered for a great while.Copy !req
380. I didn't want to waste it.Copy !req
381. So, finally, feeling very intelligent,
I spoke up and I saidCopy !req
382. "Je souhaite un grand pouvoir
et une longue vie."Copy !req
383. "I wish for great power and long life."Copy !req
384. - And thus became a genie yourself.
- Gave me the mark of the jinn... right there.Copy !req
385. It's for ever. Sorta like a prison tattoo.Copy !req
386. I should've been more specific.Copy !req
387. So, am I under arrest?Copy !req
388. I can't think of anything we have
to hold you on. And, not surprisingly,Copy !req
389. we don't have any evidence of any of this,
so, uh... I think she's free to go.Copy !req
390. No, I'm not.Copy !req
391. He unrolled me.Copy !req
392. I get three wishes.Copy !req
393. So, your partner
left the airport rather quickly.Copy !req
394. And I don't think she likes me very much.Copy !req
395. I-I don't think she knows
what to make of you.Copy !req
396. I don't think I do either, really.Copy !req
397. Well, you could always give up your three
wishes. I'll disappear, no hard feelings.Copy !req
398. I didn't think so. So what's your first wish?Copy !req
399. Well...Copy !req
400. What would your wish be,
if you were in my place?Copy !req
401. - I'm not you. It doesn't matter.
- But I just... You know, I'd like to know.Copy !req
402. I'd... wish that I'd never heard
the word "wish" before.Copy !req
403. I'd wish that I could live my life
moment by moment...Copy !req
404. enjoying it for what it is instead of...Copy !req
405. instead of worrying about what it isn't.Copy !req
406. I'd... sit down somewhere
with a great cup of coffee...Copy !req
407. and I'd watch the world go by.Copy !req
408. But then again, I'm not you.
So I doubt that's your wish.Copy !req
409. I'm beginning to see the problem. You say
most people make the wrong wishes, right?Copy !req
410. Without fail. It's like giving
a chimpanzee a revolver.Copy !req
411. This is because they make
their wishes for personal gain.Copy !req
412. Could be.Copy !req
413. So the trick would be to make a wish
that's totally altruistic, that's for everyone.Copy !req
414. So, um...Copy !req
415. I wish for peace on earth.Copy !req
416. Peace on earth? That's it?Copy !req
417. - What's wrong with that? You can't do it?
- No.Copy !req
418. I can.Copy !req
419. It's done.Copy !req
420. Oh, crap.Copy !req
421. I guess I should've seen this coming!Copy !req
422. Scully.Copy !req
423. Scully?Copy !req
424. Hello?Copy !req
425. Hello?Copy !req
426. Very good. Genie?Copy !req
427. Jinni? Whatever the hell your name is!Copy !req
428. Yes?Copy !req
429. - What the hell is this?
- It's what you asked for. Peace on earth.Copy !req
430. Listen.Copy !req
431. You know damn well that's not what I meant.Copy !req
432. - You didn't specify.
- This has nothing to do with specificity.Copy !req
433. You don't have to wipe out the entire
population of the whole planetCopy !req
434. just to effect peace on earth
and goodwill towards men.Copy !req
435. You didn't say goodwill towards men.Copy !req
436. So you expect me to change
the hearts of six billion people?Copy !req
437. No religion in history has been able to
pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ.Copy !req
438. But you'd like me to do that in your name?
So... what?Copy !req
439. - You can feel real good about yourself?
- Did I say that?Copy !req
440. - I didn't say that!
- Mm. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!Copy !req
441. How grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet
you wish you hadn't made your first wish.Copy !req
442. Yes, I do, since you butchered
the intent of that wish so completely.Copy !req
443. And another thing. I think
you've got a really horrible attitude.Copy !req
444. I guess it comes from being
rolled up for the last 500 years.Copy !req
445. But we're not all that stupid.
We're not all chimpanzees with revolvers.Copy !req
446. I think there's another possibility here,
and that's just that you're a bitch.Copy !req
447. Agent Mulder?Copy !req
448. Sir.Copy !req
449. How did you get in here?Copy !req
450. Uh...Copy !req
451. "I have one wish left and desire to use
it effectively for the good of all mankind..."Copy !req
452. "..here on this plane of existence..."Copy !req
453. Hm. Hm-hm.Copy !req
454. - What, are you a lawyer?
- Well, I have to be with you.Copy !req
455. I'm gonna get this perfect.
I won't leave you any loopholes.Copy !req
456. I'm not gonna let you bring back the Third
Reich or make people's eyes grow on stalks.Copy !req
457. Oh, jeez. And I was
so looking forward to that.Copy !req
458. Skinner called me, Mulder.Copy !req
459. Is everything all right?Copy !req
460. You don't remember disappearing
off the face of the earthCopy !req
461. for about an hour this morning?Copy !req
462. No.Copy !req
463. Well, I guess everything's OK.Copy !req
464. Mul...Copy !req
465. - Could you give us a minute, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
466. Like, today?Copy !req
467. Wh...Copy !req
468. - Where the hell did she go?
- Boink!Copy !req
469. No...Copy !req
470. It's gotta be hypnotism
or mesmerism or... something.Copy !req
471. Scully, it is what it is.
You examined an invisible body, remember?Copy !req
472. - I thought I did.
- Oh!Copy !req
473. Mulder, all right, say... say that you're right.Copy !req
474. Say this is what it is. Then what you're doing
is extraordinarily dangerous.Copy !req
475. - I mean, you even said that yourself.
- No, no. The trick is to be specific.Copy !req
476. To make the wish perfect. That way, everyone
will benefit. It'll be a safer, happier world.Copy !req
477. There'll be food for everyone,
freedom for everyone,Copy !req
478. the end of tyranny
of the powerful over the weak.Copy !req
479. - Am I leaving anything out?
- It sounds wonderful.Copy !req
480. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
481. Maybe it's the whole point of our
lives here, Mulder - to achieve that.Copy !req
482. Maybe it's a process that one man shouldn't
try and circumvent with a single wish.Copy !req
483. You ready?Copy !req
484. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
485. I can't believe you don't want butter
on your popcorn. Ugh. It's un-American.Copy !req
486. Caddyshack, Mulder?Copy !req
487. It's a classic American movie.Copy !req
488. That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.Copy !req
489. So, um...Copy !req
490. what's the occasion?Copy !req
491. I don't know, it just felt like
the thing to do. Cheers.Copy !req
492. Cheers.Copy !req
493. I don't know if you noticed, but, um,
I never made the world a happier place.Copy !req
494. Well, I'm fairly happy.Copy !req
495. That's something.Copy !req
496. And now, our feature presentation.Copy !req
497. So what was your final wish, anyway?Copy !req
498. Here you go.Copy !req
499. I made this!Copy !req