1. (man) Anson. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
2. Anson. Come back, Anson.Copy !req
3. Anson. Calling Anson.Copy !req
4. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
5. Anson!Copy !req
6. Anson. Calling Anson.Copy !req
7. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
8. Anson!Copy !req
9. Where are you, Anson?Copy !req
10. Anson! Get out here!Copy !req
11. I've warned you about your attitude.
Did you clean out 407?Copy !req
12. No... of course you haven't cleaned out 407.
You've only had all damn morning.Copy !req
13. You think you'll ever own any of
those boats, the way you're going?Copy !req
14. You think you're ever going to amount to
anything? You can't even finish a simple job.Copy !req
15. - A monkey could do this job, all right, Jay?
- You can't, so what's that say about you?Copy !req
16. - Shut up.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
17. I didn't catch that.Copy !req
18. You clean out 407, you move out that
deadbeat's stuff, and you do it now.Copy !req
19. And when I come back in an hour,
it better be done.Copy !req
20. Anson?Copy !req
21. Anson?Copy !req
22. Son of a...Copy !req
23. Anson.Copy !req
24. Anson!Copy !req
25. Aw, that's it, Anson. Do you hear me, Ans...?Copy !req
26. Mmff!Copy !req
27. Can I get you some coffee?
Water? Anything?Copy !req
28. Morning.Copy !req
29. Morning.Copy !req
30. Special Agent Dana Scully,
this is, uh, this is Jay Gilmore.Copy !req
31. Agh! Nice to meet you.Copy !req
32. Nice to meet... Likewise.Copy !req
33. Mr Gilmore came all the way to see us
from Missouri, the Show Me State.Copy !req
34. They told me you were the people
to best understand my sit...Copy !req
35. - My sit...
- It's OK.Copy !req
36. Uh, this is Mr Gilmore's... situation.Copy !req
37. This condition came on
suddenly a month ago.Copy !req
38. Anson Stokes. He did this to me.Copy !req
39. I don't know how. I just... I know it was him.Copy !req
40. Anson Stokes is a former employee
at the self-storage yard that Mr Gilmore owns.Copy !req
41. - There was bad blood between you two.
- He told me to shut up!Copy !req
42. Huh?Copy !req
43. Yeah. And then Mr Gilmore was,
uh... stricken...Copy !req
44. stricken... stricken, and Anson Stokes
was nowhere to be found.Copy !req
45. He resurfaced days later. The police
wanted to question him, but he refused.Copy !req
46. Do you know what he said?
He said they had nothing on him.Copy !req
47. Well, to be fair, sir, they didn't. They don't.Copy !req
48. They had to make me a whole new mouth.Copy !req
49. Do you think Blue Cross
is going to pay for this? Uh-uh.Copy !req
50. I demand justice!Copy !req
51. Ow.Copy !req
52. - All I'm saying is...
- I know.Copy !req
53. This may not be a crime,
and Stokes may know nothing about it.Copy !req
54. There is a condition called microstomia -
"small mouth" - which is, uh...Copy !req
55. It's brought on by scleroderma.
It's the overproduction of collagen.Copy !req
56. It can actually reduce a person's mouth
to a tiny little opening.Copy !req
57. But that takes months to develop.
It doesn't happen in the blink of an eye.Copy !req
58. Surgeons are stumped. They're writing it up
in the New England Journal of Medicine.Copy !req
59. There's always nasal aplasia -
the absence of a nose.Copy !req
60. That's a nose. We're talking mouth here.Copy !req
61. What we're talking is medical, physiological,
not criminal. Not as far as I can see.Copy !req
62. Maybe, but I still wanna know why Anson
Stokes doesn't wanna talk to the police.Copy !req
63. Mulder...Copy !req
64. That's a little... out of place,
wouldn't you say?Copy !req
65. A little bit.Copy !req
66. Ah, dammit!Copy !req
67. Leslie!Copy !req
68. What? What is it?Copy !req
69. IRS agents. Gotta be.
Listen, get rid of 'em, all right?Copy !req
70. Hi.Copy !req
71. - We're looking for a Mr Anson Stokes.
- He's not here.Copy !req
72. Do you happen to know
when he's coming back?Copy !req
73. Well, we are Agents Mulder
and Scully from the FBI.Copy !req
74. Oh, the boat's not ours. The boat... I'm just...Copy !req
75. We're holdin' it for someone,
and, you know, they pay the taxes on it.Copy !req
76. OK...Copy !req
77. - Anson's not here.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
78. - What's your name?
- Leslie Stokes.Copy !req
79. Oh, you're Anson's brother?Copy !req
80. Hi, there.Copy !req
81. We're not here about the boat. We wanna talk
to your brother about his former employer.Copy !req
82. Mr Gilmore.Copy !req
83. And the unfortunate condition
that he's found himself in.Copy !req
84. - Would you know anything about that?
- The mouth thing?Copy !req
85. Well, yeah. You know, that's just, uh...
that's, like... chemicals.Copy !req
86. Chemicals?Copy !req
87. Yeah, you know,
people store weird chemicals.Copy !req
88. My brother one time smelled this weird smell.
It was just a guy with a meth lab.Copy !req
89. In one of the storage units. That's
probably something you should look into.Copy !req
90. You know, I'm gonna get going.
So I'm gonna go, OK?Copy !req
91. OK.Copy !req
92. Now I see what's going on here.Copy !req
93. According to Gilmore, he was standing
right where I am when it happened.Copy !req
94. Well, I don't smell any weird chemical smells.Copy !req
95. You still have both your lips.Copy !req
96. Apparently, everything is left as it was.Copy !req
97. Hey...Copy !req
98. 1978. It's been a long time since
any of this stuff has seen the light of day.Copy !req
99. It's too bad, Mulder. Underneath all this dust,
this furniture is really wonderful.Copy !req
100. You wanna hit some yard sales
while we're out here?Copy !req
101. Mulder, this furniture is expensive.
Very expensive.Copy !req
102. - What's your point?
- My point is that, uh...Copy !req
103. there's a lot of money sitting here
and maybe something's missing.Copy !req
104. - Like what?
- I don't know. Jewellery?Copy !req
105. Stokes opened up the storage unit,
then disappeared.Copy !req
106. Winds up with the Titanic in his driveway?Copy !req
107. There's your crime - theft.Copy !req
108. Still doesn't explain
what happened to Gilmore.Copy !req
109. Scully, check this out.Copy !req
110. - (Scully) Ouch.
- This woman look familiar to you?Copy !req
111. - That's the woman from the trailer.
- That's the young woman from the trailer.Copy !req
112. How many centuries now
has disco been dead?Copy !req
113. (Anson) Two down.Copy !req
114. Two down, I got nothin' to show for it.Copy !req
115. - You got the boat.
- And what the hell good is that?Copy !req
116. Huh?Copy !req
117. That thing is like a big... you know, big...Copy !req
118. - White elephant?
- What? I'm sorry. What does that mean?Copy !req
119. It's an expensive item that serves no purpose
and is ultimately more trouble than it's worth.Copy !req
120. - So what the hell did you give it to me for?
- Because you asked for it.Copy !req
121. Fine. I can appreciate that. That's...Copy !req
122. But don't you think maybe you could've
found some freakin' water to put it in?Copy !req
123. - You didn't specify water.
- I gotta specify that you put a boat in water?Copy !req
124. That is a given!Copy !req
125. Freakin' white elephant!Copy !req
126. I can't even pay the taxes on it.Copy !req
127. Why don't you just, uh,
use your last wish to get rid of it?Copy !req
128. You want me to put you in a home? Now?Copy !req
129. Because I just told you, Leslie,
that I wasted two wishes, OK?Copy !req
130. And I am not... Are you listening? I am not
gonna waste the third. All right? Come on.Copy !req
131. God!Copy !req
132. We gotta concentrate here.
Now, let me figure this out.Copy !req
133. Third wish. Final wish.
I'm just spitballin' here.Copy !req
134. If I say "I wish" by accident, that does not
count, not until I am absolutely ready, OK?Copy !req
135. - You could give that guy his mouth back.
- All I said was I wish Jay would shut up.Copy !req
136. If you feel bad about what you did to him,
fix it on your own dime, OK?Copy !req
137. - It doesn't work like that.
- Whatever.Copy !req
138. Leslie, would you help me out here?Copy !req
139. Uh...Copy !req
140. - Money. Wish for money.
- Yeah. OK, that's not bad.Copy !req
141. But shouldn't we think of something that
generates money, instead of money itself?Copy !req
142. Brains? Talent? Hard work?Copy !req
143. Uh...Copy !req
144. - A money machine.
- OK. That's not...Copy !req
145. But somethin' better.
Somethin' better. OK, but... I just...Copy !req
146. - An infinite number of wishes?
- OK.Copy !req
147. Just three, boys. Settle down.Copy !req
148. Dammit, this is hard.Copy !req
149. You know, I have a thought.Copy !req
150. - Granted, it's pretty obvious.
- What? What, what, what, what, what?Copy !req
151. - What?
- What?Copy !req
152. Seriously. What?Copy !req
153. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
154. - I got it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
155. I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
Are you ready? Because I am ready.Copy !req
156. I am absolutely ready. OK, here goes.Copy !req
157. I wish that I could turn invisible.Copy !req
158. At Will.Copy !req
159. - You're kidding.
- No, no. This is perfect.Copy !req
160. I can have an advantage
that nobody else can have.Copy !req
161. I can, um, you know, spy and learn
secret information, pick up stock tips.Copy !req
162. - Sneak into a women's locker room.
- Not just that.Copy !req
163. I'm talkin' about James Bond type stuff.
You know?Copy !req
164. Your wish is breathtaking in its unoriginality.Copy !req
165. You don't have to like it, all right?
You just have to do it. Right?Copy !req
166. Done.Copy !req
167. My clothes are gonna
turn invisible, too, right?Copy !req
168. - You didn't specify clothes.
- I know, but...Copy !req
169. Screw it.Copy !req
170. Oh, God. Turn invisible, please.Copy !req
171. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes!Copy !req
172. Whoa, man, this is awesome!
Hey, brother. Hey, Leslie? I'm over here.Copy !req
173. I'm over here. Can you see me?Copy !req
174. Whoo-hoo! (laughs)Copy !req
175. Ow!Copy !req
176. Dammit!Copy !req
177. - Anson, are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
178. I can't see my damn feet. (giggles)Copy !req
179. Look out, world! Here I come! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
180. I'm invisible! Invisible, baby! Whoo!Copy !req
181. - Whoo-oo!
- Yes!Copy !req
182. You can't see me, can you?Copy !req
183. - I...
- (Anson laughs)Copy !req
184. Hey, uh...Copy !req
185. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
186. Yeah!Copy !req
187. Hey, outta my way, birds. Yeah.Copy !req
188. Well, hello, ladies. (laughs)Copy !req
189. Yeah, here comes Anson. That's right.Copy !req
190. Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
Change, change. All right, here we go.Copy !req
191. Need a little roadside assistance, do ya?Copy !req
192. Well, not to worry.Copy !req
193. Here comes Anson.Copy !req
194. - Aargh!
- (Splat)Copy !req
195. Whoa!Copy !req
196. Can we go now?Copy !req
197. I think you missed a spot here.Copy !req
198. I can see straight through to his ass.Copy !req
199. This is Anson Stokes, huh?Copy !req
200. It is. His dental records are a match. He was
found about half a mile from his house.Copy !req
201. He was probably hit by a car
or a truck or... something.Copy !req
202. And he's invisible.Copy !req
203. Yes, he is.Copy !req
204. Wow.Copy !req
205. In the seven years that we've worked together
I have seen some amazing things, but this...Copy !req
206. This takes the cake. It's... it's gonna
change the boundaries of science.Copy !req
207. It is amazing, but I don't think
it has anything to do with science.Copy !req
208. - Remember Mr Saturday Night Fever?
- Yeah.Copy !req
209. I did a little background checking.
His real name is Henry Flanken.Copy !req
210. He redefined the term "overnight success".
In 1977, his net worth was $36,000,Copy !req
211. and in 1978 it was $30 million.Copy !req
212. Then there is the interesting way
in which Mr Flanken died.Copy !req
213. - How's that?
- Chronic morbid tumescence.Copy !req
214. - You don't mean what I think you mean?
- Schwing! On April 4, 1978,Copy !req
215. he was admitted to Gateway Memorial
Hospital with an extreme priapic condition.Copy !req
216. He was quite the specimen. They had to
raise the doorframe in order to wheel him in.Copy !req
217. Well, what does any of that
have to do with this?Copy !req
218. Well, I think our mystery woman is the link.Copy !req
219. About whom I can find
no information whatsoever.Copy !req
220. I think she's responsible for all of this.Copy !req
221. - But how?
- I... I don't know.Copy !req
222. But... we need to talk to her.Copy !req
223. Uh... I think that I should stay here
with the body. I mean, I... You know...Copy !req
224. I don't think it's a good idea to leave him
unguarded. You know, this is truly amazing.Copy !req
225. OK.Copy !req
226. I'm very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
227. Anson didn't suffer, did he?Copy !req
228. No, I don't think he suffered.Copy !req
229. But the part about him being invisible, that
doesn't catch you off guard just a little bit?Copy !req
230. Uh...Copy !req
231. There was a woman here earlier.
Where is she?Copy !req
232. She's, uh... she's gone.Copy !req
233. I'll tell you where I'm going with this.
I think that woman is a jinniyah.Copy !req
234. - Are you familiar with that term?
- No.Copy !req
235. It's the feminine forjinni - as in a demon
or spirit from Middle Eastern folklore.Copy !req
236. Yeah, except Barbara Eden
never killed anybody.Copy !req
237. All right. Now, in Arabic mythologyCopy !req
238. they speak of these beings that are composed
of flame or air but take human form.Copy !req
239. They can perform certain tasks
or grant certain wishes.Copy !req
240. They live in inanimate objects like a lamp
or a ring. Is this beginning to sound familiar?Copy !req
241. I believe your brother found just such
an object in the storage facility, didn't he?Copy !req
242. He took possession of the jinniyah, and he
made some pretty outrageous requests.Copy !req
243. - Like Jay Gilmore's mouth and the yacht.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
244. - You believe all that?
- I do.Copy !req
245. For your own safety - so that what happened
to your brother doesn't happen to you -Copy !req
246. I think you should hand over
that object to me right now.Copy !req
247. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
248. Scully, come check this out.Copy !req
249. Come on. He's not going anywhere. Come on.Copy !req
250. Bye.Copy !req
251. I have a group of researchers flying in from
Harvard Medical. Can't wait to see their faces.Copy !req
252. - What's this?
- Not what I hoped it would be.Copy !req
253. Judging from the odour inside, I think it's
where the Stokes brothers keep their weed.Copy !req
254. But that's not what I wanted to show you.Copy !req
255. - Recognise him?
- Benito Mussolini.Copy !req
256. How about her?Copy !req
257. Your mystery woman.
Or someone who looks a lot like her.Copy !req
258. Well, the computer says it is her.Copy !req
259. I ran her through facial-recognition software.
Couldn't find a match in the felon database.Copy !req
260. Then I took a flier and checked with
the image bank at the national archives.Copy !req
261. Voilà.Copy !req
262. Even if it is her, what would
she be doing with Mussolini?Copy !req
263. Or Richard Nixon, for that matter.Copy !req
264. I don't know. Except that they're both men
who got all the power they ever wished forCopy !req
265. and then lost it.Copy !req
266. See? I told you it'd look good in here.Copy !req
267. Nice rug. How do you breathe
in that thing, huh?Copy !req
268. Can we just get this over with? Three wishes.Copy !req
269. OK. Don't rush me, all right?
I wanna do this right.Copy !req
270. Gotta be smarter than Anson was.Copy !req
271. Dammit, Anson.Copy !req
272. Then, can I once again
offer you a suggestion?Copy !req
273. Hm?Copy !req
274. What?Copy !req
275. This.Copy !req
276. Your disability.Copy !req
277. There was some tragedy
involved here, I assume.Copy !req
278. Well, yeah, it was pretty tragic, I guess.
Me and Anson were playing mailbox baseball.Copy !req
279. God, I miss that. And Anson's drivin'.
I was leanin' pretty far out the window there.Copy !req
280. Oh...Copy !req
281. You mean this?Copy !req
282. Yeah, you're right. I could wish for
a solid-gold wheelchair. Man, that'd be sweet.Copy !req
283. I see what you're sayin', but you know what?
There's somethin' I want more than that.Copy !req
284. You're not gonna believe your eyes.
I certainly didn't.Copy !req
285. Are you ready?Copy !req
286. Oh. He's, uh...Copy !req
287. He is invisible... after all.Copy !req
288. Um...Copy !req
289. He's in there.Copy !req
290. OK. He's creepin' me out. This isn't what
I asked for. He's all weird and messed up.Copy !req
291. He's been hit by a truck.
What did you expect?Copy !req
292. - I asked you to bring him back to normal.
- You asked me to bring him back.Copy !req
293. OK, you know, the... (sniffs)Copy !req
294. Now he's startin' to smell bad!
This isn't what I wanted!Copy !req
295. Look, he's gotta at least be able to talk!
OK, you know what?Copy !req
296. That's my next wish. Wish number two -
I wish Anson could talk.Copy !req
297. - No, you don't.
- Yes, I do, and that's final.Copy !req
298. I wish Anson could talk.Copy !req
299. - Done.
- (screams)Copy !req
300. Oh, I should just shoot myself.Copy !req
301. Oh...Copy !req
302. I was so happy.Copy !req
303. I was so excited. What was I thinking?Copy !req
304. An invisible man?Copy !req
305. You saw it. It was real.Copy !req
306. I don't know what I saw, Mulder.Copy !req
307. I do know that having that kind of proof
in my hands, it was just too good to be true.Copy !req
308. - I don't think it's why the body disappeared.
- Why did the body disappear?Copy !req
309. I think it was the result of
a wish being granted.Copy !req
310. A Wish?Copy !req
311. - Whose wish?
- Who would want Anson Stokes back?Copy !req
312. I mean, really, really back.Copy !req
313. His brother, Leslie?Copy !req
314. Well, this is no good.Copy !req
315. What did you do to me?Copy !req
316. You're back from the dead, man.
What kinda gratitude is that?Copy !req
317. What did you do to me?Copy !req
318. I wasted two wishes on you, that's what I did!Copy !req
319. I can't feel my heart.Copy !req
320. L-I can't feel my blood.Copy !req
321. I am yellow!Copy !req
322. I'm cold.Copy !req
323. - You know what? Screw this!
- I'm cold.Copy !req
324. - I'm cold.
- I wasted two wishes on you.Copy !req
325. And a perfectly good bowl of cornflakes.Copy !req
326. There. I turned the heat up.
Are you happy now? Huh? Are you happy?Copy !req
327. Is there anything else I can do for you,
there, buddy? What do you say?Copy !req
328. Maybe wipe your little yellow butt?Copy !req
329. - Thanks for nothin'.
- You wanna make your third wish, champ?Copy !req
330. I'd like to leave before the blowflies hatch.Copy !req
331. Yeah, I tell you what,
my last wish is gonna be for me, OK?Copy !req
332. You hear that, Anson? I wasted two wishes
on you and you don't even give a damn!Copy !req
333. All right. Third Wish.Copy !req
334. Let's see, I could wish for, uh...Copy !req
335. I could wish for money.
Everybody wishes for money.Copy !req
336. So cold.Copy !req
337. Um...Copy !req
338. There's the invisibility thing. That turned
out pretty stupid, though, huh? Anson?Copy !req
339. To be invisible? That was real smart, huh?Copy !req
340. Uh... X-ray eyes, maybe? No, that'd be...Copy !req
341. Hmm... Like you said, solid-gold wheelchair.Copy !req
342. Uh...Copy !req
343. Wait, I got it. Legs!Copy !req
344. Ow!Copy !req
345. Would you mind removing
your eyewear, ma'am?Copy !req
346. Ah.Copy !req
347. - Do you have a name?
- Not for a long time now.Copy !req
348. How about if I call you Jen?
That's short for "jinniyah".Copy !req
349. The, uh... fire department
just recovered two bodies.Copy !req
350. - Leslie Stokes and his brother Anson.
- Looks like it.Copy !req
351. And, uh, Anson Stokes is visible now.Copy !req
352. Of course.Copy !req
353. But what I'd really love an explanation for is
how his corpse got from my locked morgueCopy !req
354. all the way across town
to the Mark Twain Trailer Park.Copy !req
355. Ask him. He's got it all figured out.Copy !req
356. I know what he'd say. He'd say you're some
kind of genie from 1001 Nights or something,Copy !req
357. - and that you grant people wishes.
- Well, there you have it.Copy !req
358. One thing I haven't been able to figure out
is whether you're a good genie or an evil one.Copy !req
359. Everybody you come in contact with
seems to meet a bad end.Copy !req
360. That's the conclusion you've drawn?
That I'm evil?Copy !req
361. Well, possibly evil.
Possibly cursed. A curse to others.Copy !req
362. The only thing you people are cursed with
is stupidity. All of you. Everybody. Mankind.Copy !req
363. Everyone I have ever come
into contact with. Without fail.Copy !req
364. - Always asking for the wrong thing.
- Making the wrong wishes?Copy !req
365. Yeah. It's always "Give me money."Give me
big boobs."Give me a big hoo-hoo."Copy !req
366. "Make me cool, like the Fonz."
Or whoever's the big name now.Copy !req
367. - You've been out of circulation a long time.
- So what?Copy !req
368. In 500 years, people have not changed a bit.Copy !req
369. 500 years?Copy !req
370. Granted, they smell better now, generally
speaking. But human greed still reigns.Copy !req
371. Shallowness. A propensity
for self-destruction.Copy !req
372. You're saying that you have been a first-hand
witness to 500 years of human history.Copy !req
373. I used to be human.Copy !req
374. I was born in 15th-century France,Copy !req
375. and then one day an old Moor
came to my village peddling rugs,Copy !req
376. and I unrolled one that an ifrit
had taken residence in.Copy !req
377. - "An ifrit."
- A very... powerful class of genie.Copy !req
378. He offered me three wishes.
For the first I asked for a stouthearted mule.Copy !req
379. For the second, a magic sack
that was always full of turnips...Copy !req
380. Did I mention this was 15th-century France?Copy !req
381. - What was your third wish?
- My third... I pondered for a great while.Copy !req
382. I didn't want to waste it.Copy !req
383. So, finally, feeling very intelligent,
I spoke up and I saidCopy !req
384. "Je souhaite un grand pouvoir
et une longue vie."Copy !req
385. "I wish for great power and long life."Copy !req
386. - And thus became a genie yourself.
- Gave me the mark of the jinn... right there.Copy !req
387. It's for ever. Sorta like a prison tattoo.Copy !req
388. I should've been more specific.Copy !req
389. So, am I under arrest?Copy !req
390. I can't think of anything we have
to hold you on. And, not surprisingly,Copy !req
391. we don't have any evidence of any of this,
so, uh... I think she's free to go.Copy !req
392. No, I'm not.Copy !req
393. He unrolled me.Copy !req
394. I get three wishes.Copy !req
395. (genie) So, your partner
left the airport rather quickly.Copy !req
396. And I don't think she likes me very much.Copy !req
397. L-I don't think she knows
what to make of you.Copy !req
398. I don't think I do either, really.Copy !req
399. Well, you could always give up your three
wishes. I'll disappear, no hard feelings.Copy !req
400. I didn't think so. So what's your first wish?Copy !req
401. Well...Copy !req
402. What would your wish be,
if you were in my place?Copy !req
403. - I'm not you. It doesn't matter.
- But I just... You know, I'd like to know.Copy !req
404. I'd... wish that I'd never heard
the word "wish" before.Copy !req
405. I'd wish that I could live my life
moment by moment...Copy !req
406. enjoying it for what it is instead of...Copy !req
407. instead of worrying about what it isn't.Copy !req
408. I'd... sit down somewhere
with a great cup of coffee...Copy !req
409. and I'd watch the world go by.Copy !req
410. But then again, I'm not you.
So I doubt that's your wish.Copy !req
411. I'm beginning to see the problem. You say
most people make the wrong wishes, right?Copy !req
412. Without fail. It's like giving
a chimpanzee a revolver.Copy !req
413. This is because they make
their wishes for personal gain.Copy !req
414. Could be.Copy !req
415. So the trick would be to make a wish
that's totally altruistic, that's for everyone.Copy !req
416. So, um...Copy !req
417. I wish for peace on earth.Copy !req
418. Peace on earth? That's it?Copy !req
419. - What's wrong with that? You can't do it?
- No.Copy !req
420. I can.Copy !req
421. It's done.Copy !req
422. Oh, crap.Copy !req
423. I guess I should've seen this coming!Copy !req
424. Scully.Copy !req
425. Scully?Copy !req
426. Hello?Copy !req
427. Hello?Copy !req
428. Very good. Genie?Copy !req
429. Jinni? Whatever the hell your name is!Copy !req
430. Yes?Copy !req
431. - What the hell is this?
- It's what you asked for. Peace on earth.Copy !req
432. Listen.Copy !req
433. You know damn well that's not what I meant.Copy !req
434. - You didn't specify.
- This has nothing to do with specificity.Copy !req
435. You don't have to wipe out the entire
population of the whole planetCopy !req
436. just to effect peace on earth
and goodwill towards men.Copy !req
437. You didn't say goodwill towards men.Copy !req
438. So you expect me to change
the hearts of six billion people?Copy !req
439. No religion in history has been able to
pull that off. Not Allah or Buddha or Christ.Copy !req
440. But you'd like me to do that in your name?
So... what?Copy !req
441. - You can feel real good about yourself?
- Did I say that?Copy !req
442. - I didn't say that!
- Mm. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!Copy !req
443. How grotesquely egotistical of you. I bet
you wish you hadn't made your first wish.Copy !req
444. Yes, I do, since you butchered
the intent of that wish so completely.Copy !req
445. And another thing. I think
you've got a really horrible attitude.Copy !req
446. I guess it comes from being
rolled up for the last 500 years.Copy !req
447. But we're not all that stupid.
We're not all chimpanzees with revolvers.Copy !req
448. I think there's another possibility here,
and that's just that you're a bitch.Copy !req
449. Agent Mulder?Copy !req
450. Sir.Copy !req
451. How did you get in here?Copy !req
452. Uh...Copy !req
453. (genie) "I have one wish left and desire to use
it effectively for the good of all mankind..."Copy !req
454. "..here on this plane of existence..."Copy !req
455. Hm. Hm-hm.Copy !req
456. - What, are you a lawyer?
- Well, I have to be with you.Copy !req
457. I'm gonna get this perfect.
I won't leave you any loopholes.Copy !req
458. I'm not gonna let you bring back the Third
Reich or make people's eyes grow on stalks.Copy !req
459. Oh, jeez. And I was
so looking forward to that.Copy !req
460. Skinner called me, Mulder.Copy !req
461. Is everything all right?Copy !req
462. You don't remember disappearing
off the face of the earthCopy !req
463. for about an hour this morning?Copy !req
464. No.Copy !req
465. Well, I guess everything's OK.Copy !req
466. Mul...Copy !req
467. - Could you give us a minute, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
468. Like, today?Copy !req
469. Wh...Copy !req
470. - Where the hell did she go?
- Boink!Copy !req
471. No...Copy !req
472. It's gotta be hypnotism
or mesmerism or... something.Copy !req
473. Scully, it is what it is.
You examined an invisible body, remember?Copy !req
474. - I thought I did.
- Oh!Copy !req
475. Mulder, all right, say... say that you're right.Copy !req
476. Say this is what it is. Then what you're doing
is extraordinarily dangerous.Copy !req
477. - I mean, you even said that yourself.
- No, no. The trick is to be specific.Copy !req
478. To make the wish perfect. That way, everyone
will benefit. It'll be a safer, happier world.Copy !req
479. There'll be food for everyone,
freedom for everyone,Copy !req
480. the end of tyranny
of the powerful over the weak.Copy !req
481. - Am I leaving anything out?
- It sounds wonderful.Copy !req
482. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
483. Maybe it's the whole point of our
lives here, Mulder - to achieve that.Copy !req
484. Maybe it's a process that one man shouldn't
try and circumvent with a single wish.Copy !req
485. (genie) You ready?Copy !req
486. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
487. I can't believe you don't want butter
on your popcorn. Ugh. It's un-American.Copy !req
488. Caddyshack, Mulder?Copy !req
489. It's a classic American movie.Copy !req
490. That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.Copy !req
491. When you invite me over to your place
we can watch Steel Magnolias.Copy !req
492. So, um...Copy !req
493. what's the occasion?Copy !req
494. I don't know, it just felt like
the thing to do. Cheers.Copy !req
495. Cheers.Copy !req
496. I don't know if you noticed, but, um,
I never made the world a happier place.Copy !req
497. Well, I'm fairly happy.Copy !req
498. That's something.Copy !req
499. (man) And now, our feature presentation.Copy !req
500. So what was your final wish, anyway?Copy !req
501. Here you go.Copy !req
502. Visiontext Subtitles: Kerrie SlavinCopy !req
503. (Child) I made this!Copy !req