1. - I hope we're not bothering you.
- I'm just...
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2. - We won't take up much of your time.
- I'm waiting for a call.
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3. We're all waiting, ma'am,
for the good Lord to call in his flock.
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4. From the cable TV people.
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5. I'm just moving in. God bless.
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6. Good afternoon.
I hope... we're not bothering...
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7. - Yes?
- You're...
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8. - Weren't you...
- Didn't we just...
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9. - Didn't you just what?
- Speak to you.
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10. Excuse me?
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11. We just spoke to a woman who...
could have been your twin.
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12. - What are you talking about?
- Down the street, moving in.
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13. - Your spitting image.
- You won't believe it when you see her.
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14. - Ma'am?
- Go away!
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15. Get outta here!
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16. - Betty Templeton?
- Yes?
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17. FBI. We'd like to ask about an incident,
a possible religious hate crime in your area.
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18. I just moved in yesterday.
I don't know about any incident.
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19. We have two young men in the car
who say you do know something.
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20. Oh, my God.
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21. Those are the boys that were here
yesterday. What happened?
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22. They beat each other
to within an inch of their lives
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23. after visiting the home of a woman
living a few blocks over.
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24. What woman?
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25. A woman who, by both young men's
accounts, fits your description.
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26. She, uh... lives around here?
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27. Are you a practitioner of the occult?
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28. Wicca? Voodoo? Satanism?
The black art of bodily bilocation?
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29. Me? No.
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30. You know what they say.
Everyone has a twin out there somewhere.
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31. No, we don't know what they say.
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32. If someone fits my description,
why not talk to her?
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33. We went over to the house, but it's empty.
No one lives there.
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34. Frankly, we're not even sure she exists.
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35. This is an FBI fleet sedan
from our Kansas City field office
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36. requisitioned by two seasoned agents there.
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37. Driven into a tree at 43 miles an hour
by the female agent
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38. in a novel effort to kill her male counterpart.
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39. Now, you might think I'm gonna
suggest psychokinesis - PK -
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40. someone or something controlling the
agents with remote mind-bending power.
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41. But it's not?
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42. Both agents sustained critical injuries,
their stories eerily similar,
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43. as if they'd temporarily lost control of
their minds, unable to alter their behaviour.
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44. You may think that I'm gonna say
it's past lives unresolved
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45. or fate stalking the agents like an animal.
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46. - But you're not?
- No.
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47. These agents had worked together
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48. for seven years previously
without any incident.
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49. Seven years?
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50. Yeah, but they are not romantically
involved, if that's what you're thinking.
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51. Not even I would be so far-fetched.
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52. You have any ideas, Scully? Any thoughts?
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53. What I'm thinking, Mulder,
is how familiar this seems.
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54. Playing Watson to your Sherlock, you
dangling clues out in front of me one by one.
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55. It's a game, and... and as usual
you're holding something back from me.
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56. You're not telling me
something about this case.
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57. OK, so these agents
were investigating something.
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58. Something much like what
they themselves were almost killed by.
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59. Something they came into contact with.
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60. A third party.
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61. Two third parties.
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62. Twins.
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63. Relatives.
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64. Doppelganger.
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65. A corporeal likeness that appears
unbidden from the spirit world.
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66. the sight of which presages
one's own death.
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67. Or... a double conjured into the world
by a technique called bilocation
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68. which in psychological terms represents
the person's secret desires and impulses
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69. committing acts that the real person
cannot commit himself.
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70. Or herself.
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71. Mulder, the slide, please.
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72. Yes!
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73. Don't go thinkin'
I'm gonna start doin' the autopsies.
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74. Excuse me. Hi.
I applied for the sales job you posted.
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75. - Ah, yeah. I remember. How could I forget?
- Excuse me?
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76. There's a problem with your application,
as I recall, Miss...
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77. Pfeiffer. Are you sure?
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78. Lulu Pfeiffer. Yes.
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79. You reside at 15527 Morton Bay Street?
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80. - Not any longer. I've moved.
- You moved?
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81. Yes, and I don't have my new address yet.
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82. Actually, that's what's sending up
the red flag.
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83. You move a lot,
and there's also your employment history.
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84. 17 jobs in 17 states in the past three years.
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85. You have as many jobs here
as you have addresses.
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86. I had a restless streak.
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87. The copy business takes
a motivated person.
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88. I'm an extremely versatile employee,
as you can see by my résumé.
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89. What I can tell is
you've left a variety of jobs.
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90. Mongolian-barbecue chef,
high-rise window washer.
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91. wild-animal trainer, palm reader.
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92. - Yes, but I am on a career path now.
- Hey, what's going on here?
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93. - All my copies are black.
- My machine's goin' crazy.
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94. Who's running this place?
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95. I can start you immediately. There's
a clean uniform in the employee washroom.
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96. That's quite a string of positions
you've had, Miss... Templeton.
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97. 17 jobs in the last three years.
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98. I would have listed more
but there wasn't any room left.
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99. 17's plenty, believe me.
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100. My former employers
will only give the highest references.
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101. It's not your references.
It's the jobs themselves.
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102. Mongolian-barbecue chef, high-rise
window washer... wild-animal trainer?
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103. I'm a highly versatile employee.
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104. What guarantee do I have that
you won't just up and quit tomorrow?
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105. You have my personal word on it.
I'm here in Kansas City to stay.
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106. - Who is it?
- Mr Zupanic, it's the FBI.
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107. - Excuse me?
- It's the FBI, Mr Zupanic. Open up.
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108. Give me a minute.
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109. - Bert Zupanic?
- Yeah?
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110. We're hoping you can help us find
a woman we think you're familiar with.
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111. - Betty Templeton.
- I don't know no Betty Templeton.
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112. Maybe you should take another look
at that photograph, Mr Zupanic.
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113. Five foot three, red hair.
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114. Maybe I can jog your memory.
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115. Are you still pleading ignorance,
Mr Zupanic?
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116. Is that not you in last year's
Fourth of July parade?
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117. Yeah.
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118. - And who's that sitting next to you?
- Her.
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119. Try Betty Templeton.
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120. We can't find her.
She seems to have left town in a hurry.
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121. - She did?
- Mm-hm.
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122. Didn't she used to live
on Morton Bay in a pink house?
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123. Alderwood. Blue house.
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124. on Alderwood?
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125. Mr Zupanic, do you have
any reason to be lying to us?
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126. No, sir. I mean ma'am.
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127. Thank you, Mr Zupanic.
I have no doubt we'll be in touch with you.
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128. Know what I'm thinking?
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129. That he not only knows Betty Templeton
and where we can find her
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130. but that he is hip to whatever she's into,
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131. and that I should look at that house
on Morton Bay Street
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132. while you find out from Mr Zupanic
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133. what it is he's clearly hiding
about Betty Templeton.
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134. I'm thinkin' that Bert Zupanic really
truly doesn't know Betty Templeton.
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135. Well, I guess that's why
they put the "I" in the FBI.
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136. Give me a double, Freddy.
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137. Thought you were in training, Bert, my man.
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138. Would you just pour?
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139. Nice outfit.
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140. Freddy, Fire in the Hole.
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141. Seven and Seven for the lady,
and make it stiff.
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142. Oh, my God!
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143. - How did you do that?
- Do what?
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144. How did you know my drink?
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145. I feel like you're lookin' right through me.
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146. Like you're readin' my soul like a book.
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147. Maybe you've had enough of that.
You are in trouble, aren't you?
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148. I don't know.
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149. I could be.
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150. - What kind of trouble are you lookin' for?
- You don't want to go home tonight, OK?
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151. It just so happens
I don't got a home to go to.
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152. Anyway...
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153. I'm Betty Templeton.
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154. Alderwood Avenue.
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155. My God.
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156. I'm shakin'.
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157. Betty Templeton.
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158. That's perfect.
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159. Hey, Scully!
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160. I want you to meet a buddy of mine.
This is Mr Argyle Sapersteen.
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161. - Stein.
- Saperstein. Excuse me.
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162. Ma'anish ta na.
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163. - This is my partner, Dana Scully.
- A pleasure and an honour.
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164. So I take it from your posture,
Mulder, you've solved this case.
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165. I have narrowed down the search for our
perpetrator with the help of Mr Saperstein.
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166. - Narrowed it down to where?
- Right down there.
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167. Our mystery woman is indeed involved with
Zupanic, the man we spoke to at his hotel,
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168. who will be fighting here two days hence,
with the woman undoubtedly in attendance.
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169. - Bert Zupanic is a boxer?
- A wrestler. Semipro.
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170. So we wait around Kansas City for a couple
of days until we can talk to this woman?
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171. Well, there's lots to do here,
and the barbecue's second to none, right?
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172. Plus Mr Saperstein's gonna show me
some smack-down moves
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173. so I can quit gettin' my ass
kicked so often, right?
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174. And there's an art exhibit
that traces the influence of Soviet art
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175. on the American pop culture, right?
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176. Unless, of course,
you've already found Betty Templeton.
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177. Finding Betty Templeton won't solve this
case, and not unless we find Lulu Pfeiffer.
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178. - Who's Lulu Pfeiffer?
- Our doppelganger.
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179. Who lived, until yesterday,
in a pink house on Morton Bay Street,
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180. but she's not a manifestation, she's real.
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181. So is the path of destruction
she's left in her wake.
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182. Though there seems to be
no connection between them,
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183. Betty Templeton and Lulu Pfeiffer have
traveled city to city across 17 US states,
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184. one alternately trailing the other
for the past 12 years,
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185. and wherever they have been,
mayhem has followed.
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186. Damn.
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187. It's not just car accidents
and fist fights, Mulder.
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188. It's house fires and explosions,
and even riots.
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189. The lady knows her stuff.
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190. Shalom aleichem.
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191. Yeah. Your mama.
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192. - Hello?
- Where's my money?
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193. - I got it and I'm bringin' it.
- Yeah, that's what I heard last night.
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194. - Now you got the feds on your ass.
- What?
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195. - Maybe I should cancel the fight.
- I'm bringin' the money, OK? I'm bringin' it.
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196. I'm havin' lunch at Froggy's.
No money, no fight, Titanic.
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197. - In trouble or something?
- I'm just...
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198. - I gotta be somewhere, OK?
- Why? What time is it?
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199. Oh, God! I'm gonna be late for work.
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200. You were incredible.
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201. Why do I find myself so wildly
attracted to you, Bert Zupanic?
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202. You just can't help yourself, baby.
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203. Where were you last night?
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204. - Where was I?
- Yeah.
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205. - Well...
- You said meet me for a drink.
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206. - That's what you said.
- I was there and I was waiting on you.
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207. - Are you two-timing me. Bert?
- How can you say that?
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208. You're my good-luck charm.
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209. Who is she?
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210. - Who is she?
- You do not wanna get in the ring with me!
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211. Honey, listen. Come on, baby.
There's nobody under there.
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212. You're acting crazy, sweetie.
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213. Hey, I know this hairpin.
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214. Oh.
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215. I can explain that.
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216. You lovable lug, Bert Zupanic.
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217. I'm sorry, baby. This is mine.
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218. - Of course it is.
- I just get so jealous.
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219. Forgive me?
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220. I forgive you. I'm in training.
You gotta work. You're late.
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221. - I'm just so wildly attracted to you.
- Hey, listen.
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222. - Looks and charm, what's not to love?
- There's a lot to love.
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223. - I know.
- But...
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224. - No. You have to go.
- Will you call me at least?
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225. You bet. I'm on the phone now, OK?
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226. Bert, did I hear voices?
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227. Voices? I didn't hear any voices.
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228. Oh!
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229. Where's the Titanic?
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230. - What?
- Your boyfriend, the wrestler.
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231. Wow, talk about moves.
I can't believe it. We barely just met.
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232. - He's supposed to meet me here.
- He's coming here?
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233. He'd better be,
if he wants that fight Saturday.
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234. I better go freshen up a little.
I was just coming in for lunch.
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235. Zupanic, hey.
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236. Thought you were a no-show.
Talking to your girlfriend.
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237. My girlfriend?
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238. Holy sugar.
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239. - Now, how did she do that?
- Do what?
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240. I just saw her. I swear.
I just saw her go to the can.
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241. She just went to the can?
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242. Ten seconds ago.
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243. - What are you doing here?
- I have a business meeting.
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244. - Why don't I meet you outside in the park?
- I was just gonna get some lunch.
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245. - Perfect. We'll have a picnic.
- A picnic? We never do that.
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246. Oh, yeah.
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247. Now...
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248. Bert?
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249. I have a little business to attend to, sweetie.
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250. - You got more than that to attend to.
- Hey, Bert, I only got an hour...
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251. Mr Zupanic?
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252. What happened?
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253. There was an incident.
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254. You were struck by flying glass.
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255. Did you lose something?
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256. Yeah. My good luck.
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257. Would that be Betty or Lulu, Mr Zupanic?
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258. Cos they're the ones who caused this
and they'll do it again if we can't find them.
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259. Where are they, Mr Zupanic?
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260. Excuse me.
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261. - FBI.
- Can I help you?
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262. Yes, I'm looking for... that girl.
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263. Betty.
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264. This man's from the FBI.
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265. - Betty Templeton?
- I'm just getting off work.
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266. - Could we maybe talk some other time?
- I think we both know why I'm here.
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267. - It's her fault!
- Lulu Pfeiffer.
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268. She follows me around
trying to ruin my life.
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269. I'm not gonna let her ruin it this time.
It's either me or her.
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270. I don't wanna leave Kansas.
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271. - Scully.
- I found her at Koko's Copy Center.
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272. - Betty Templeton?
- Yeah.
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273. She says that Lulu Pfeiffer's
trying to ruin her life.
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274. - She follows her wherever she goes.
- Lulu Pfeiffer works at Koko's too.
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275. That's what Lulu says about Betty,
except she says this is the end of the line.
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276. - That she's not leaving Kansas.
- That's exactly what Betty said.
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277. - What's going on here?
- I don't know, Scully.
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278. You run this show. You tell me.
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279. I think that this is more
than just physical proximity.
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280. I think that these women have
some kind of a psychic connection.
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281. No... Sherlock.
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282. Hey, Scully, where's Lulu?
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283. She just took off, Mulder.
She left work and she drove away.
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284. She isn't driving a little blue convertible?
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285. That's exactly what she's driving.
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286. Oh, crap.
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287. - Can I help you?
- Yes. I'm looking for someone.
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288. He was here speaking to an employee
and I can't seem to reach him.
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289. - Tall guy, dark hair?
- Yeah.
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290. - He left.
- And you don't know where he went?
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291. - Couldn't say.
- OK.
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292. However, I can tell you we have
a two-for-one copy discount in effect.
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293. How about Internet access?
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294. Right this way.
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295. - Is he in there?
- Sleepin'.
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296. - Can you wake him up for me?
- Sure?
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297. - It's important.
- Will you two shut up or go away?
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298. Mr Damphouse?
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299. The sound of your voice is like
a jackhammer on my eardrums!
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300. Mr Damphouse, I'm Special Agent
Dana Scully with the FBI.
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301. What's so special about you?
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302. It's an FBI title, sir.
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303. I know it is. I'm not stupid!
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304. If you'll let me explain why I'm here,
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305. we might be able to get you to bed
a little bit sooner.
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306. Ah!
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307. What a relief!
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308. Through matching-up of documents
I have been able to compile on the Internet,
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309. and by comparing time
and space and circumstance
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310. and applying the law of averages...
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311. They could electrocute me quicker!
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312. I believe that you may be
the father of two daughters.
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313. I'm no father!
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314. Using documents filed
by a sperm bank in Sparta, Illinois,
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315. and by the mothers who may have been
impregnated by your donation...
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316. I Yankee Doodled into a plastic cup!
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317. Be that as it may, sir, it is very likely
that you are the biological father
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318. and it is very important,
for their safety and the safety of others,
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319. that we get as much information about your
parents and anything about your family tree
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320. that may explain the reactions
caused by these two girls.
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321. A big, ugly dog lifted its leg
on my family tree.
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322. - Make room for Daddy!
- Shut up, you fat ox!
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323. Hello.
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324. You aren't answering your phone?
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325. I'm just screening my calls.
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326. You sleep with me once
and now you're avoiding me?
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327. I got big trouble, baby.
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328. I got just one shot left
at the big time. Just one.
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329. But you got your match tonight.
Your name's up on the marquee!
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330. I've lost my financin'.
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331. - You're my good luck, baby.
- I am?
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332. It was my good luck to meet you
and if you could just...
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333. if you could help the Titanic find a way...
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334. - Find a way?
- They say I'm old. I'm washed up.
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335. All I want's a shot.
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336. If I don't get the money
I'm gonna lose my chance.
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337. Maybe I can.
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338. You're not answering your phone?
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339. Lulu?
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340. Someone else you were expecting?
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341. Well?
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342. Baby, I got trouble. I got big trouble.
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343. Mulder?
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344. - Yeah.
- Where have you been?
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345. Seeing a side of Kansas City
few men have the privilege to see.
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346. - What happened to you?
- I got sucked into a storm drain.
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347. A more pressing question is what happened
to Betty Templeton and Lulu Pfeiffer?
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348. I don't know, but I have been able
to locate the nature of their connection.
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349. Both women are non-fraternal siblings
from the same father.
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350. - You've located him?
- Yeah. He's here in the state pen.
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351. When is all this yammering gonna stop?
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352. And he's given you insight?
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353. The biggest thing I can figure out right now
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354. is he's probably the angriest man
in the world.
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355. Not as angry as the women are gonna be
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356. when they both realize
they're in love with Bert Zupanic.
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357. - They're both after him?
- That's why they're staying in Kansas City.
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358. If they're the reason
it doesn't explain what's happening,
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359. what's causing the phenomenon
or how we're gonna make it stop.
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360. You're the one
who's supposed to have all the answers.
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361. Somebody's gotta get to that fight
and keep those women apart
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362. or else this time the...
is going to hit the fans.
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363. Well, hi.
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364. Mr Zupanic?
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365. You said you'd have my money.
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366. I'll have it. I swear I will.
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367. I'll call off the damn fight, Titanic. I'll have
these people cursing your damn name.
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368. I'm telling you it'll be here.
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369. Don't worry. I promise.
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370. Bert!
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371. Bert.
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372. I got it.
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373. How 'bout ya, buddy?
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374. Let's get ready to rumble.
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375. Oh, baby. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
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376. It's you and me. All the way.
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377. Ladies and gentlemen,
get out your seats and on your feets
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378. for our own hometown boy gone bad...
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379. Bert "the Titanic" Zupanic!
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380. Titanic!
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381. - Oh, yeah!
- Let's take 'em, baby!
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382. Let's take 'em, baby!
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383. Whoo!
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384. Whoo!
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385. Come on!
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386. Titanic!
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387. Betty Templeton.
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388. My name is Fox Mulder. I'm with the FBI.
Can you come with me?
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389. I'm watching the fight.
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390. Don't make me have to remove you, ma'am.
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391. I can't believe this.
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392. - What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
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393. - I'm Bert's good luck.
- He's mine.
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394. Over my dead body!
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395. Stop it! Stop it! You're goin' down, lady!
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396. I'm gonna kick your butt from here to
Tuesday! Stick a fork in you, you're done!
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397. Hi, baby.
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398. - Betty.
- Bert, keep it up! I love you, baby!
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399. - Bert. I got the money.
- Lulu?
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400. Kick his butt, Bert.
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401. Lulu.
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402. No! Bert!
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403. Oh, my.
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404. Oh, my God.
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405. What?
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406. Why...
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407. 50 million anonymous donations
have been made to sperm banks in the US.
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408. Most have produced healthy offspring
for single mothers
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410. while some of them have not.
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411. Bert Zupanic and his non-fraternal
biological sibling,
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412. both small-time bank robbers,
part-time pro wrestlers,
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413. both with too many
idiosyncratic behaviourisms to list,
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414. stood a 27-million-to-one chance
of ever meeting, but they did.
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415. Damn, those are some odds.
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416. Betty Templeton and Lulu Pfeiffer,
with different mothers but the same father -
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for counterfeiting -
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418. chanced to meet 12 years ago,
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419. but couldn't seem to avoid each other's
compulsiver identical mannerisms,
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420. mannerisms attributable
to their perpetually angry father.
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421. Mm. What does it all mean?
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422. I've been thinking hard about that.
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423. I would like to say it has to do
with balance in the universe,
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424. the attraction of opposites
and the repulsion of equivalents,
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425. or that, overtime, nature produces
only so many originals,
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426. that when two original copies meet
that the result is often unpredictable.
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427. If four should meet, the result is...
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428. Well, suffice to say it's better just
to avoid these encounters altogether
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429. and at all costs.
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430. I think Agent Mulder would agree with me.
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431. Mm-hm.
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432. Mm.
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433. I made this!
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