1. Milepost 134.
Two miles to go.Copy !req
2. I'm all a-tingle.Copy !req
3. So, Mulder, this supposed
clandestine source who's contacted you...Copy !req
4. how do we know that he's
not just another crackpot...Copy !req
5. whose encyclopedic knowledge of extraterrestrial life
isn't derived exclusively from reruns of Star Trek?Copy !req
6. Because of where this particular
crackpot works. Groom Lake.Copy !req
7. Area 51. Where the military has conducted...Copy !req
8. for the past 50 years, classified
experiments involving extraterrestrial technology.Copy !req
9. It's all our questions. The proof that we've
suspected but never been able to hold in our hands.Copy !req
10. That... that proof is here.Copy !req
11. Mulder, it's the dim hope of finding
that proof that's kept us in this car,Copy !req
12. or one very much like it for
more nights than I care to remember.Copy !req
13. Driving hundreds if not thousands of miles through
neighborhoods and cities and towns...Copy !req
14. where people are raising families and buying
homes and playing with their kids and their dogs, and...Copy !req
15. In short, living their lives.
While we - we - we just keep driving.Copy !req
16. - What is your point?
- Don't you ever just want to stop?Copy !req
17. Get out of the damn car? Settle down and
live something approaching a normal life?Copy !req
18. This *is* a normal life.Copy !req
19. Mulder.Copy !req
20. I don't know if we're going
to meet that crackpot after all.Copy !req
21. Out of the car.Copy !req
22. Out of the car, sir.Copy !req
23. Ma'am.Copy !req
24. May I see some identification please?Copy !req
25. FBI.Copy !req
26. You're going to have to
turn around and leave immediately.Copy !req
27. - Why? It's a public highway.
- It also borders on a US Government testing ground.Copy !req
28. What's your business here?Copy !req
29. What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
30. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
31. Hiding top secret test flights?
Using technology from UFOs?Copy !req
32. Flying saucers.Copy !req
33. I got a top secret for you.Copy !req
34. There's no such thing as flying saucers.Copy !req
35. Come on, Mulder, let's...Copy !req
36. Come on, Mulder, let's go.Copy !req
37. Hey!Copy !req
38. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
39. - Sir, open fire?
- No! No. Let them go. Let them go.Copy !req
40. Sir?Copy !req
41. Your orders, sir?Copy !req
42. I want to get out of here.Copy !req
43. Morris.Copy !req
44. Morris?Copy !req
45. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
46. Why'd you let them go?Copy !req
47. They didn't know anything.Copy !req
48. They were FBI agents obviously here
to meet someone, very possibly an informant.Copy !req
49. - You just sent away our best hope of finding out who.
- We can't just disappear a couple of FBI agents, Howard.Copy !req
50. We'll get their own people to deal with them.
That's what Morris was thinking. Right, Morry?Copy !req
51. Let's go.Copy !req
52. Sir.Copy !req
53. Yeah?Copy !req
54. Your identification, sir.Copy !req
55. You do have identification?Copy !req
56. Yeah.Copy !req
57. What's Wegman doing here?Copy !req
58. - Kind of late for the old man to be clocking in.
- Something must be up. I'm going to check it out.Copy !req
59. Kiss-ass.Copy !req
60. Scully.Copy !req
61. Are you all right, Mulder?Copy !req
62. What are you talking about?Copy !req
63. Well, you haven't said anything since we left
those men on the highway. Is something wrong?Copy !req
64. I'm fine. Gas cap's on your side.Copy !req
65. Okay...Copy !req
66. If you don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
67. Mulder?Copy !req
68. Mulder...Copy !req
69. Come on, Scully, pick up.Copy !req
70. Bastard!Copy !req
71. Hello?Copy !req
72. Hello?Copy !req
73. Oh, Dana?Copy !req
74. Want to pick me up a pack of Morleys, please?Copy !req
75. - Since when do you smoke?
- Well...Copy !req
76. You're not going to be a Nazi about it, are you?Copy !req
77. I ran a reverse trace on all the
outgoing calls. We've definitely got a leak.Copy !req
78. He called the FBI this
morning from Wegman's office.Copy !req
79. - Wegman?
- The leak!Copy !req
80. He used the guest phone in Wegman's office.Copy !req
81. He's rubbing our noses in it.Copy !req
82. - In what?
- In the fact that he works in this building.Copy !req
83. That he has access to everything, all our work,Copy !req
84. and we don't know who he is.Copy !req
85. - Morris?
- Yeah?Copy !req
86. You going to answer that?Copy !req
87. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
88. - Hello?
- What are you doing there?Copy !req
89. - I'm just trying to work that out.
- It's midnight. I've been waiting up.Copy !req
90. - I didn't know.
- What do you mean, you didn't know?Copy !req
91. You said you'd call. Morris...Copy !req
92. - I forgot.
- You always forget. Well, this time, don't forget the milk.Copy !req
93. The wife?Copy !req
94. Come on, man. Let's go home.Copy !req
95. Come on, Morry.Copy !req
96. There it is, huh?Copy !req
97. Home sweet home.Copy !req
98. - All right.
- Good night.Copy !req
99. - Base operator.
- Oh, uh... I, uh...Copy !req
100. Would you like an outside line, Mr. Fletcher?Copy !req
101. No. Thank you.
Good night.Copy !req
102. Look, kids, it's Larry, the creepy...Copy !req
103. September, along the...Copy !req
104. - Want to play?
- I think we already are.Copy !req
105. It was a routine test flight, sir. The craft suddenly
lost altitude at 2317 hours over highway 375.Copy !req
106. - What happened?
- We haven't yet determined that, sir. We have...Copy !req
107. recovered the flight data recorder
as well as the two pilots.Copy !req
108. Alive?Copy !req
109. We found the copilot over here.Copy !req
110. My God.Copy !req
111. - The other man's alive, but, uh...
- But what?Copy !req
112. We're not sure yet.Copy !req
113. What happened, Captain?Copy !req
114. I'm sure he's on his way.Copy !req
115. Mulder!Copy !req
116. Hey... Hey, Dana.
How's it going?Copy !req
117. Mulder...Copy !req
118. Where have you been?Copy !req
119. Oh, sorry, I just got a little lost on my way in.Copy !req
120. - You got lost.
- I'm just a little, you know, little lost in my head.Copy !req
121. - Yeah.
- Yeah. One of those days. Yeah.Copy !req
122. - Hi, there. How are you this morning?
- The Assistant Director is waiting, sir.Copy !req
123. Great. Let's do it.Copy !req
124. My two frequent flyers.Copy !req
125. I'm to understand you were in Nevada yesterday...Copy !req
126. and after... what's it been? Two,
three conversations such as this on the matter.Copy !req
127. Well, sir...Copy !req
128. This morning I got
a phone call from the Pentagon...Copy !req
129. demanding that the two of you be reprimanded
for trespassing on a top-secret military installation.Copy !req
130. What do you think you were doing there?Copy !req
131. We were following a lead, sir.Copy !req
132. And that's part of your current caseload?
A legitimate investigation?Copy !req
133. Agent Scully and I were
contacted by a confidential source.Copy !req
134. - What source?
- Oh, if I had the name, I'd give it to you.Copy !req
135. Some whistle-blower working
inside the so-called Area 51.Copy !req
136. Said he had some "big deal"
information. I got to tell you...Copy !req
137. The whole thing turned out to be
just one gigantic mistake on our part.Copy !req
138. Agent Mulder, you were specifically ordered not to
pursue any line of investigation pertaining to the X-Files.Copy !req
139. Sir, you're absolutely right.Copy !req
140. And on behalf of Agent Scully and myself, I'd like to
apologize for our blatant disregard of your direct order.Copy !req
141. You have our word.
We will never ever do that again.Copy !req
142. Mulder.Copy !req
143. Mulder!Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. - What was that about?
- What was what about?Copy !req
146. "I'd give you his name if I had it"?Copy !req
147. Whatever happened to protecting
our contacts? Protecting our work?Copy !req
148. He asked. Hang on a second.Copy !req
149. Well... Okay, then.Copy !req
150. - What?
- What is going on with you?Copy !req
151. - Will you please stop trying to pick a fight with me?
- Mulder, you are acting bizarre.Copy !req
152. Jealous?Copy !req
153. - Scully?
- I can't believe you.Copy !req
154. I just can't believe you!
And who is Scully?Copy !req
155. - Good morning?
- You could at least do me the courtesy...Copy !req
156. of coming to bed at night.
Pretend we have a happy marriage.Copy !req
157. What if Chris or Terry had come down here first?
Seeing their father being a pervert!Copy !req
158. Did that ever occur to you?Copy !req
159. Hey, uh...Copy !req
160. Um... Honey?Copy !req
161. I ne...Copy !req
162. Have you...
Have you seen my car keys?Copy !req
163. - I thought I might have left them...
- Morning, Dad.Copy !req
164. Morning... Terry.Copy !req
165. Oh, my God!Copy !req
166. Morris... What did you do to Chris?Copy !req
167. Where are my keys?Copy !req
168. - Yo, dad.
- Good morning, Terry.Copy !req
169. Not Terry.Copy !req
170. - Chris.
- Terrence. "Terry's" for wusses.Copy !req
171. Oh, and Terrence isn't?Copy !req
172. Hey, uh, Terrence how about
helping your old Dad find his car keys?Copy !req
173. No milk.Copy !req
174. I'm taking the minivan.Copy !req
175. - Don't I have my own car?
- Chris, did you give your father back his car keys?Copy !req
176. Okay, well, uh... Everybody have a, uh...Copy !req
177. a good day at your various, uh...Copy !req
178. All right.Copy !req
179. - Mom!
- Morris!Copy !req
180. What about Chris?Copy !req
181. - Chris?
- You said you'd give me an answer today.Copy !req
182. Her nose. You said you'd
give her an answer about her nose.Copy !req
183. Um...Copy !req
184. I think... I think she's a little young
for plastic surgery don't you think?Copy !req
185. Oh, for God's sake, Morris... a nose ring!Copy !req
186. She said she wants a nose ring!Copy !req
187. I hate you!
I wish you were dead.Copy !req
188. Well, my work here is done.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
189. You want a divorce, don't you?Copy !req
190. - Just say the words: "Joanne, I want a divorce."
- Joanne?Copy !req
191. - Joanne, no.
- I will not live this way, Morris.Copy !req
192. I will not let you walk in and out
of this house like a total stranger.Copy !req
193. Maybe it's better if you just...Copy !req
194. Sorry. I'm just not myself lately.Copy !req
195. Morris...Copy !req
196. You are wearing your suit from yesterday.Copy !req
197. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash.Copy !req
198. Morris... What are you doing?Copy !req
199. It's for you.Copy !req
200. Thanks.Copy !req
201. Mul... Morris.Copy !req
202. - Morry, it's Jeff. Where the hell are you?
- Uh, I'm just running a little late.Copy !req
203. Well, get your ass down here tout de suite.
We got something big going down.Copy !req
204. - Bigger than what?
- Big as in I can't say anything more on the phone.Copy !req
205. Just get down here.Copy !req
206. Do we know what he's saying?Copy !req
207. It seems he's praying, sir. We've identified the language,
a Native American dialect. Hopi, to be exact.Copy !req
208. The pilot's name is Captain Robert McDonough.Copy !req
209. Born in Missoula, Montana.
No known foreign language skills.Copy !req
210. Only since the crash he claims
to be one Mrs. Lana Chee...Copy !req
211. a 75-year-old Hopi Indian woman born and raised
on the Moapa Reservation about 35 miles from here.Copy !req
212. Is it some kind of shell shock?Copy !req
213. We don't think so, sir.Copy !req
214. This is Mrs. Lana Chee.Copy !req
215. We picked her up on
the reservation this morning.Copy !req
216. At ease.Copy !req
217. - What's your name?
- Captain Robert McDonough, sir.Copy !req
218. I apologize for my present condition
and appearing out of uniform, sir.Copy !req
219. Um... Do you know...Copy !req
220. What happened last night, Captain?Copy !req
221. Sir, we launched from base
at 2300 hours and headed south.Copy !req
222. At approximately 2315 we lost
power in the right rear quadrant.Copy !req
223. Do you know what, uh... Do you
know what caused the power loss?Copy !req
224. No warning lights came up on the panel.
All systems checked out in preflight.Copy !req
225. She just wasn't in the mood to fly, sir.Copy !req
226. Come on, baby, be the hole.Copy !req
227. Ow!Copy !req
228. Mulder!Copy !req
229. I got a birdie.Copy !req
230. - Scully.
- Oh, thank goodness, Scully, it's me.Copy !req
231. - I'm sorry, who is this?
- It's me, Mulder.Copy !req
232. Mulder.Copy !req
233. I'm sorry I couldn't call sooner. Look,
something really weird happened last night...Copy !req
234. when that UFO passed over us.Copy !req
235. - UFO?
- You don't remember?Copy !req
236. You don't remember. Okay, the man
that you're with, that's not me.Copy !req
237. His name is Morris Fletcher.
He's an Area 51 employee.Copy !req
238. - Morris Fletcher.
- That's right.Copy !req
239. Everybody here seems to think that
I'm him, but I'm not. I'm me. I'm Mulder.Copy !req
240. As long as they think that I'm him I have
access but I'm going to need your help.Copy !req
241. - What was that?
- Uh... What was what?Copy !req
242. This may not be a secure line.Copy !req
243. Mulder, uh... Where are you?Copy !req
244. Better not say. Look, just get
out here as soon as you can.Copy !req
245. - How can I get in touch with you?
- You won't. I'll get in touch with you.Copy !req
246. - Who do you suppose that was?
- That wasn't your source?Copy !req
247. - Well, I'll run a trace.
- Uh... No, no. I think we should notify El Jefe ASAP.Copy !req
248. We don't want our collective
asses chewed out all over again.Copy !req
249. Mulder?Copy !req
250. Are you sure that's the best thing to do?Copy !req
251. Look, little lady, I think it's
time you got your panties on straight.Copy !req
252. We're federal officers... We go by the book.Copy !req
253. That'll be $1.89.Copy !req
254. You get 11 cents change.Copy !req
255. - Keep it.
- Wow. Maybe I'll just close early.Copy !req
256. Turn around, big guy.
We got trouble.Copy !req
257. Keep back!
We got a spill!Copy !req
258. Sir!Copy !req
259. Hey, Fletcher!
What the hell's he doing?Copy !req
260. - Fletcher, what are you doing?
- There was a man in here, the attendant.Copy !req
261. Holy mother of...Copy !req
262. It's happened again.Copy !req
263. - What's happened again?
- Let's get out of here.Copy !req
264. - We got to help this man.
- We got to help ourselves.Copy !req
265. Whatever caused this could come back.Copy !req
266. - We can't just leave him here.
- Morris...Copy !req
267. - What the hell's the matter with you?
- Morris...Copy !req
268. - I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Let's go.
- This man needs a doctor.Copy !req
269. Not anymore.Copy !req
270. Burn it.Copy !req
271. Clear perimeter, 200 feet!Copy !req
272. Let's go! All right, everybody, pull back!Copy !req
273. Come on, Morry. That guy
was dead long before we found him.Copy !req
274. Agent Scully.Copy !req
275. - Just can't get enough, huh?
- It's me.Copy !req
276. Oh, hey, Dana.Copy !req
277. - What do you think you're doing?
- Oh, you know, just a little lunch break.Copy !req
278. What's up?Copy !req
279. We got the trace back on the
call we received this morning.Copy !req
280. It came from a gas station pay phone off of
highway 375 three miles east of Groom Lake.Copy !req
281. And?Copy !req
282. And I'm thinking it was your source although
I don't know why he'd try and impersonate you.Copy !req
283. Maybe so.Copy !req
284. You don't think that we should follow up on this?Copy !req
285. - Are you out of your pretty little mind?
- Am I out of my mind?Copy !req
286. Mulder, you are out of your mind!Copy !req
287. What is up with you? I'm thinking about having you
examined for mental illness or-or drug use or...Copy !req
288. Or maybe a massive head injury!Copy !req
289. This is an X-File, your life's work, your crusade!Copy !req
290. As I understand it, we're off the X-Files.Copy !req
291. Bitch.Copy !req
292. This was brought to a local vet.Copy !req
293. Some kid found this in the desert
ten miles east of the gas station.Copy !req
294. Show me on the map.Copy !req
295. Right here.Copy !req
296. - This is where you found the gas station attendant?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
297. We located the pilot at the crash
site here and the Indian woman right there.Copy !req
298. - What's this?
- That, we believe, is ground zero.Copy !req
299. Once we analyze the flight data recorder we
hope to confirm it's where the warp began.Copy !req
300. - "Warp?"
- Beam me up, Scotty.Copy !req
301. That's a tear in the space-time continuum.Copy !req
302. An anomaly created by the
malfunction of the aircraft...Copy !req
303. which was operating in gravity
pulse mode before it went down.Copy !req
304. We've been flying these things since '53.
I never heard of anything like this.Copy !req
305. According to quantum physics, it's possible.Copy !req
306. Anti-gravity systems utilize bends
in space and time for propulsion.Copy !req
307. A sudden shift in a craft's trajectory...Copy !req
308. could create the kind of
distortion we're witnessing right here.Copy !req
309. A lizard and a rock existing
in the same time and space.Copy !req
310. If this is where your so-called
warp began we would have all seen it...Copy !req
311. and the three of us were out on highway
375 at the time, sir, intercepting two FBI agents.Copy !req
312. The fact that none of us remembers seeing
it is evidence that my theory is correct, sir.Copy !req
313. - And how's that?
- Lost time.Copy !req
314. Lost time is a common symptom of close
proximity to anti-gravity propulsion systems.Copy !req
315. - Then how come my head isn't in a rock, or Morris'?
- That's one question I haven't been able to answer.Copy !req
316. It is possible we suffered consequences from
our exposure that we're not fully aware of.Copy !req
317. What do we do about it?Copy !req
318. That's your department. Keep it out of the
paper, make sure the witnesses disappear.Copy !req
319. Well, yeah, but I mean, how do we reverse it?
How do we get the lizard out of the rock?Copy !req
320. Who says we can?Copy !req
321. This is not a marriage.
It's a farce.Copy !req
322. - What?
- You're not attracted to me anymore.Copy !req
323. - I disgust you, don't I?
- No. No. It's not... It's not that you're disgusting.Copy !req
324. I-I-it's just that...Copy !req
325. It's just that you don't want to ever
make love to me ever again, that's all.Copy !req
326. That and you mumble something about
Scully in your sleep. Who is Scully, Morris?Copy !req
327. Is it another woman?Copy !req
328. - Does Scully sound like a woman's name to you?
- Who is Scully? Tell me.Copy !req
329. Oh, Joanne, I'm sure I've told you
many times in the past that there are...Copy !req
330. things about my work that
unfortunately, I have to keep a secret.Copy !req
331. Oh, no, buster. That's
not going to fly this time.Copy !req
332. My point is that there are a lot of
things you don't know about me.Copy !req
333. And...Copy !req
334. I've just... I've been under a lot of pressure lately.
I mean, up is down and black is white.Copy !req
335. I don't know where I stand anymore. I don't
even know... who I am really anymore.Copy !req
336. I just... I know for sure that
I am not the man you married.Copy !req
337. I'm just not. And I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.Copy !req
338. Oh, God, Morris. I didn't know.Copy !req
339. They have that pill now.Copy !req
340. We can work this out.
There's other ways to be intimate.Copy !req
341. I think that that was the doorbell.Copy !req
342. We can make this work.Copy !req
343. - Yes?
- Hi. My name is Dana Scully. I'm looking for Morris Fletcher.Copy !req
344. Morris!Copy !req
345. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
346. - I'm sorry. Uh, Morris Fletcher?
- Scully, it's me. It's Mulder.Copy !req
347. You're, uh... You're the man from
the other night? From Area 51?Copy !req
348. Liar!Copy !req
349. You phoned me. Would you
mind telling me what this is about?Copy !req
350. I'm Mulder. I'm really Mulder.Copy !req
351. I switched bodies, places, identities with this man
Morris Fletcher the man that you think is Mulder, but he's not.Copy !req
352. Of course you don't believe me.
Why was I expecting anything different?Copy !req
353. All right, your full name is Dana Katherine Scully.
Your badge number is...Copy !req
354. Hell! I don't know your badge number.
Your mother's name is Margaret.Copy !req
355. Your brother's name is Bill Jr.
He's in the Navy and he hates me.Copy !req
356. Lately, for lunch, you've been having, like,Copy !req
357. this little six-ounce cup of yogurt,
plain yogurt, into which you stir some bee pollen...Copy !req
358. because you're on some kind of bee pollen kick even though
I tell you you're a scientist and you should know better.Copy !req
359. Cheater!Copy !req
360. Look... Any of that information
could have been gathered by anyone.Copy !req
361. Even that yogurt thing?Copy !req
362. That is so you. That is so Scully.
Well, it's good to know you haven't changed.Copy !req
363. - That's somewhat comforting.
- I don't know what the point of all of this is.Copy !req
364. I'll prove it to you.Copy !req
365. No. You won't, but I wouldn't
mind if you came clean with me.Copy !req
366. Scientific proof about what happened to us
on that road two nights ago. Fair enough?Copy !req
367. I am calling the police!Copy !req
368. Good-bye, Mr. Fletcher.Copy !req
369. I will prove it to you, Scully.Copy !req
370. Tonight.Copy !req
371. I'll prove everything.Copy !req
372. Okay?Copy !req
373. Howard Grodin.Copy !req
374. Mr. Grodin, this is Special Agent Fox Mulder
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.Copy !req
375. - How are you this morning?
- How did you get this number?Copy !req
376. Well, frankly, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.Copy !req
377. Sir, I am obligated to tell you that
you have a security leak in your facility.Copy !req
378. A man with whom you've worked very closely has
contacted this office on several occasions...Copy !req
379. and offered me access to
highly classified information.Copy !req
380. - Would you happen to have a name for this man?
- Why, yes. Yes, I would.Copy !req
381. - Scully.
- You're in Nevada again.Copy !req
382. - Uh... Sir, I am...
- Do not speak, Agent. Listen.Copy !req
383. Your partner already apprised me of
his conversation with the air force...Copy !req
384. in his fervent desire to save you
from making a fatal career mistake.Copy !req
385. Therefore, you will follow
my instructions to the letter.Copy !req
386. Sir, I don't know what Agent Mulder
might have told you, but I...Copy !req
387. You will follow my
instructions to the letter.Copy !req
388. Otherwise, don't bother
coming back from Nevada.Copy !req
389. Can I help you?Copy !req
390. Scully, I got it.
I got the proof.Copy !req
391. - I'm sorry.
- Scully? You?Copy !req
392. Damn it, Morris.Copy !req
393. You! You son of a bitch!Copy !req
394. You orchestrated this whole thing!
He's not me, Scully!Copy !req
395. Would I do this?
Would I do this?Copy !req
396. Scully...!
Scully! No, you bastard, tell them the truth!Copy !req
397. Scully, he's not me!Copy !req
398. He's not me!Copy !req
399. Scully!
He's not me!Copy !req