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Don't "what" me, Izzy,
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to no comic book convention.
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anywhere I want.
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when you get back?
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the surprise of her life.
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seemed like a normal pregnancy,
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a very special child.
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of two beautiful children,
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a boy with fur like a dog
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like Eddie Munster.
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but sleeping, wolf baby.
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but sleeping, wolf baby.
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in a couple of years anyway.
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wants answered is, uh...
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over my body.
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pregnant with my son Izzy."
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but now it happened again.
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but now it happened again.
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I heard Cher singing...
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to Sonny.
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got all smoky,
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with lumps all over his head.
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and conked out for three days.
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off the TV.
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on The Jerry Springer Show
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said you came to her house.
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said you came to her house.
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Sincerely, Shaineh Berkowitz."
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hypertrichosis lanuginosa.
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condition, uh,
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condition, uh,
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in some South American families.
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had a son?
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That's him there.
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some kind of intruder?
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about no union,
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in a condition.
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investigation?
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investigation?
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ever locks their doors,
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to figure it out.
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ligation two years ago.
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in a barren field.
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on the range.
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to clean the skillet.
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how many of them there were.
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damn jar of peanut butter.
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but nobody missed you?
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didn't have a few.
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and didn't use no coaster.
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could have put it there?
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more brains than that.
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more brains than that.
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but he values his life.
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is his room.
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this thing is,
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all quiet and stuff.
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you're not saying—
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Jerry Springer
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don't think this has
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alien abductions.
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in that stuff anymore.
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in that stuff anymore.
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of the intruder.
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if I mentioned that.
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my kid Izzy created.
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my kid Izzy created.
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and Scully from the FBI.
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your mother's case
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around here have.
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your minds that what you say
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your minds that what you say
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fits perfectly with
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your son created?
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it didn't happen.
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sandwiches?
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would be more effective?
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would be more effective?
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them, Mulder?
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them, Scully.
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a very serious crime.
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under false pretenses.
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for whom daytime talk shows
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have become a reality
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measure their lives—
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obsessed by the media
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self-dramatization
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order to gain a spotlight.
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order to gain a spotlight.
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is to get on Jerry Springer.
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often speak
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an unthinkable evil
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of shared fears.
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taking the form
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for whom the most
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can be ascribed.
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imagine ourselves capable of,
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on the hunchback,
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these unverified rumors,
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and therefore true,
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believed to be true.
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of my scientific achievements.
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understand them any better?
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scientist, for one.
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perhaps once in a lifetime,
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which thrusts mankind
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very existence on their head.
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the double helix,
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for which I will undoubtedly
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for which I will undoubtedly
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among the Columbuses of science
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of men. Yes?
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with these, Dr. Pollidori?
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homeotic Hox gene?
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and development.
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to the University of Ingolstadt
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an international address.
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has been going on for millennia,
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of our friend, the fly.
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the legs, the mouth, the body,
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the legs, the mouth, the body,
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into a creation of my own.
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no scientist would even dare
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experiment on a human.
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we share the same genes,
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instead of wings,
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instead of flies or monsters.
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instead of flies or monsters.
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in his own image?
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our talk soon.
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you always say.
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I feel about children.
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little monsters.
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to our dream?
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out of this place,
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this hick town?
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a baby or a Nobel Prize?
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Hot, hot, hot!
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your head, almost.
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your head, almost.
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Thanks.
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Compliments of J.J.
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that you or one of your friends
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last night
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In order to promote
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In order to promote
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to see the professor.
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to see the professor.
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its voice on this, Scully.
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that Dr. Pollidori
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of life proceed?"
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summit to his toils,
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of a man,
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as his imagination is.
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you would reduce this man
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a mad scientist.
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a mad scientist.
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Shaineh Berkowitz?
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tubal ligation in 1993,
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she had two pregnancy tests,
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she had two pregnancy tests,
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there was a gaseous white cloud,
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that she'd been gone.
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there ain't no monster.
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with these hideous tumors and...
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mouth, but two.
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you'd like to tell us?
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that I'm not telling you?
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their frying pans... violated.
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okay, son?
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and she's smart
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450. and she's beautiful
and she's smart
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451. and she loves me.
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452. Oh.
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453. What's not
to love, baby?
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454. Tell me it isn't true.
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455. You didn't.
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456. You wouldn't.
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457. Why?
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458. Because I can.
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459. Excuse me.
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460. Not a problem.
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461. Ah!
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462. He has some nerve.
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463. What's this?
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464. Compliments of J.J.
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465. Coffee?
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466. Sure.
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467. Sure.
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468. Whoa!
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469. That's not a place
you want to burn a guy.
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470. You want to see your monster?
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471. Yeah!
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472. You really want
to see your monster?
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473. Yeah!
Here's your monster.
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474. His name
is Izzy Berkowitz!
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475. String him up!
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476. String him up!
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477. Get your filthy hands off him!
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478. You let him go!
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479. I intercepted a package.
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480. How would you like your face
to intercept my fist,
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481. coconut head?
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482. Your kid's a monster!
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483. Yeah!
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484. Yeah! Yeah!
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485. That is my son
you're talking about!
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486. How would you like it
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487. if somebody talked
about you like that?
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488. Mulder...
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489. You may have been
right, Scully.
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490. What, that these people can be
reduced to cultural stereotypes?
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491. They unmasked the monster.
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492. They unmasked the monster.
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493. Oh, no, don't even
start that...
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494. I may have found something
that says otherwise.
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495. The residue in the frying pan
was an agricultural product
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496. used to anesthetize
herds of animals.
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497. Used by who?
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498. Farmers— who have
to register with the FDA
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499. even to have it
in their possession.
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500. Is there someone
registered locally?
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501. Mm-hmm.
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502. Mulder?
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503. We may be too late.
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504. I think we are.
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505. I think we are.
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506. Who's that?
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507. Show yourself!
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508. If you're armed,
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509. drop your weapon
and walk out slowly!
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510. Please don't...
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511. don't kill me.
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512. Who are you?
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513. I'm with the newspaper.
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514. What's your business here?
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515. The old man was murdered.
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516. The old man was murdered.
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517. By whom?
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518. It's alive.
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519. I've seen it.
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520. In the barn,
burying the old man.
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521. He's a killer!
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522. Whatever you have in mind,
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523. I'm gonna have to ask
you to stop right there.
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524. We have come for the murderer.
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525. Yeah!
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526. What makes you think
he's here?
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527. I've seen him with my own eyes.
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528. He is not a man.
He is a monster!
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529. Yeah!
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530. The fiend must be found,
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531. and then we'll let justice
take its course.
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532. Yeah!
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533. We'll search
every crevice,
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534. We'll search
every crevice,
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535. every ravine!
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536. You get him alive if you can,
but you get him!
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537. Yeah!
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538. There's only one way Pollidori
could have seen that monster:
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539. if he was out here himself.
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540. Mulder.
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541. Federal agents,
and we're armed!
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542. Federal agents,
and we're armed!
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543. Come on out!
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544. Hey, Scully,
look at this.
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545. Oh, my God.
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546. You're gonna have
to come out of there.
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547. We're not
gonna hurt you.
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548. You think he
understands?
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549. I hope not.
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550. He looks frightened.
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551. We're gonna have
to get him out of here, Scully.
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552. They're gonna kill him.
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553. The barn's on fire!
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554. The barn's on fire!
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555. Fire!
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556. There it is!
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557. Let him go.
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558. Where is he?
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559. You let him go,
or we'll burn him out.
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560. Where is he?
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561. Show the world your
horrid, lumpy face!
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562. Yeah!
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563. That's him.
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564. Ugh.
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565. That repulsive physiognomy
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566. That repulsive physiognomy
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567. is the vilest perversion
of science.
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568. Created by whom?
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569. A pale student
of my most hallowed arts
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570. whose life was taken
by that which he gave life,
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571. by his own
horrible creation,
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572. by that monstrosity
that you see before you.
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573. Who's he talking about?
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574. My father.
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575. No.
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576. He can talk.
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577. Your ears deceive you.
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578. It's a trick!
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579. I'm sorry.
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580. My voice is damaged
by the gaseous chemicals.
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581. But I would like
to explain myself.
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582. Despite my appearance,
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583. which you see is quite horrible
to the human senses,
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584. I... have never acted to harm
another soul.
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585. These are fiendish lies.
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586. These are fiendish lies.
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587. Quiet.
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588. 25 years ago, my father,
having only one son,
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589. a spiteful, hateful man
of science,
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590. incapable of the
deeper sentiments—
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591. he came to realize that this son
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592. had been conducting
secret experiments,
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593. of which I was
the most unfortunate product.
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594. of which I was
the most unfortunate product.
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595. A simple man,
he rescued me and loved me
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596. in spite of my deformities.
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597. But, as time passed,
I grew restless
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598. for friends of my own.
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599. Because I couldn't go to school
or play sports
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600. or... or even show my face
outside this farm,
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601. my father set out
to learn his son's science
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602. so that, before he died,
he might create for me a mate.
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603. so that, before he died,
he might create for me a mate.
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604. Uh-oh.
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605. Alas, my father
was a simple man,
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606. his heart close
to the soil he worked,
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607. the animals he tended.
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608. The experiments he attempted
too advanced,
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609. the science too complex
for his understanding.
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610. The results
of his experiments,
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611. unsatisfactory.
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612. I still...
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613. You mean, Izzy...
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614. But who's the father?
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615. Suffice to say
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616. his experiments failed, and...
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617. my father is dead.
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618. I am alone... and miserable,
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619. but one as deformed
and horrible as myself
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620. would not deny herself to me.
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621. If this being you can create,
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622. then I will take blame
as a murderer.
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623. I don't know
how to recreate you.
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624. You were a mistake.
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625. What we did was wrong,
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626. but in our trespasses,
we gave you
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627. a loving son.
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628. And in your homes,
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629. I went places
I'd never dreamed of.
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630. With your books
and your records
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631. and your home media centers,
I learned of the world,
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632. and of a mother's love
that I'll never know.
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633. Cher loved that boy so much.
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634. Hey.
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635. He's no monster.
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636. Arrest me then, as you will.
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637. We should go, Mulder.
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638. The prisoner's
in the car.
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639. This is all wrong, Scully.
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640. This is not how the story
is supposed to end.
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641. What do you mean?
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642. Dr. Frankenstein pays
for his evil ambitions, yes,
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643. but the monster's supposed
to escape
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644. to go search for his bride.
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645. There's not gonna be
any bride, Mulder.
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646. There's not gonna be
any bride, Mulder.
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647. Not in this story.
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648. Well, where's
the writer?
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649. I want to speak
to the writer.
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650. Tell me something.
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651. Is it... is it
hard to love these babies?
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652. What's not to love?
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653. I made this!
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