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1. Ah! Recess.

2. Mmm... Mmm, mmm.

3. - Mmm... - Um, uh...

4. Time to take note of nature.

5. You know, listen to what the world is telling you.

6. Or get stuck talking to Molly.

7. Because let's face it,

8. sometimes people just need to vent or share something.

9. Mmm.

10. Don't get me wrong. I love Molly.

11. But talking to her is like

12. waiting in line for a waiting room.

13. I've heard that time actually stands still

14. if you get into a conversation with her.

15. - ... and having someone who... - Ugh.

16. You want to go save Sarah?

17. Dude, I tried to warn her, but did she listen?

18. No, she did not.

19. - I listen to you, dude. - I know you do, dude.

20. That's why we're such a good team.

21. We're conscious of our surroundings.

22. - We take note, we listen. Hey, guys.

23. Can you help me pump this ball?

24. Sure thing, Anton.

25. - Don't give up, champ.

26. Yeah, we're switched on.

27. We don't let much pass us by.

28. Hey, guys, could you hold my juice?

29. - Oh. - I need to tie my laces.

30. - Thanks, Jerry. - Huh? Hey, that's mine.

31. We're cultural sponges.

32. We give a lot, but we also absorb a lot.

33. Hey, guys, don't walk over there.

34. - That's my artwork. Love you too, Tina.

35. I've been illustrating the dinosaurs...

36. Yeah. We're not afraid to walk a mile

37. in other people's... uh, shoes?

38. - Hey, what are you doing?

39. Oh. Uh, sorry. Did we step on your...

40. What are those? Birds playing basketball?

41. It's more than that.

42. Uh...

43. Dolphins making meatballs?

44. No, I just told you.

45. Weren't you listening?

46. Oh! It's birds playing basketball with...

47. Dolphins whist eating meatballs.

48. If you didn't listen,

49. then I guess I'll have to make you listen.

50. As soon as that three o'clock bell rings,

51. I'm beating you both

52. into a mashed-up blue and orange pulp.

53. Maybe then you'll pay attention to someone beside yourselves.

54. Sorry. Uh, when was that beating gonna happen, again?

55. solutions and formulas and equations.

56. Dude, it's almost three o'clock.

57. Is that supposed to be like

58. a cutting our heads off kind of gesture?

59. I don't know. Tina, was that supposed to be

60. like a cutting our heads off kind of gesture?

61. Physicists have proven that you can stop time

62. and delay impending future events...

63. What are we gonna do?

64. It's not like there's a way to stop time

65. and delay impending future events.

66. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about this?

67. We'll fake having to use the bathroom,

68. run home before everyone gets out of class,

69. and avoid seeing Tina ever again

70. for the rest of our lives?

71. We finally have an excuse to change our names.

72. I'm thinking "Gambelhorne Whettlestone"

73. or Jim Jom Jimbo Bone.

74. Or a combo of both.

75. The rules of physics and space and time are—

76. Miss Simian, uh, we need the bathroom.

77. Yeah, we're experiencing a severe case of...

78. tiny, little baby-boy cramps.

79. Huh? I'm not doing this today.

80. Thank you, Miss Simian.

81. Sorry, Joe!

82. Hey, guys, I'm glad I caught you.

83. Oh, no.

84. I'm on hall monitor duties, so I'm monitoring the halls.

85. That's what a hall monitor does...

86. Ugh.

87. Dude, we haven't got time to be caught talking to Molly.

88. I don't want to be rude.

89. Let's just give her a minute

90. and see if she tires herself out.

91. Okay, she's not stopping.

92. Wow, Molly, cool story. Okay, bye.

93. Huh?

94. Hey, watch where you're going.

95. Did we just hit a glitch in the simulation?

96. Wait a minute.

97. Hey, Molly, um, could you finish

98. that last thought you were just saying?

99. Oh, totally.

100. So basically, it's like...

101. It's true. Molly is so boring

102. that she can make time literally stand still.

103. This breaks all notions of physics.

104. We've unlocked the power previously confined

105. to the realms of dreams and science fiction.

106. The power to control time, to shape our destiny,

107. to transcend the very limitations of mortality.

108. What should we do with this vast potential?

109. - So what that— - Hold that thought. Molly.

110. Why have I got shoes on my hands?

111. Maybe it's because you're a lost sole.

112. Good one, dude.

113. Eh, stop right there.

114. Hey, is that a pickle on my seat?

115. And why am I wearing a tire?

116. Maybe it's because you're tired

117. of all the news about the impending pickle lips.

118. Dude, I'm on fire today.

119. This is gonna be good.

120. - Cool, Molly.

121. Just... quiet for a second.

122. - Oh!

123. Why have I got a sparkling pink cowboy hat,

124. fake extensions, heart glasses,

125. a baby doll, a bow tie and a skateboard with me?

126. Maybe it's because you got a...

127. Uh, actually, this is a hard one.

128. Are you guys even listening to what I was saying?

129. Of course we are.

130. Yeah, I like the bit with the thing.

131. And... and... and the other thing, that was cool.

132. - Oh! Principal Brown? - Oh!

133. Oh... oh... Miss Simian.

134. Oh, how did you know I love a man

135. in a pink sparkly cowboy hat, a baby doll,

136. fake extensions, heart glasses,

137. a bow tie and a skateboard?

138. Oh...

139. Ugh, I wish we could rewind time

140. so I could unsee this one.

141. Oh, no! We had unlimited time

142. and still somehow lost track of it.

143. Hey, you two.

144. Time to get stomped.

145. No fighting in school, kids.

146. Oh, Molly. That was a great point you were making earlier.

147. Uh, please tell us more.

148. Well, I do think you two are kind of...

149. Okay, what do we do now?

150. I don't know. As soon as Molly stops talking,

151. we're gonna become meat pancakes.

152. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

153. Oh, that's interesting. Please go on.

154. Wait. We have unlimited time.

155. We could train to become kung fu masters

156. and then defend ourselves against Tina.

157. Wait. We have unlimited time.

158. We could train to become kung fu masters

159. and then defend ourselves against Tina.

160. Isn't that what I just said?

161. I'm not sure. I wasn't listening.

162. Whoa, Molly. No way.

163. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great.

164. Time to change!

165. Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Ha!

166. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

167. - Cool. Mmm. - Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

168. Uh-huh. - Tell us more, please.

169. Do we really need to learn guitar?

170. It's just backup in case being freelancing

171. kung fu dinosaur slayers doesn't pay that well.

172. - Checks out.

173. Sorry. That's, like, a hundred years' worth

174. of BO all released at once.

175. Maybe we should have showered.

176. Yeah, but who has the time, you know?

177. Uh, sorry. I just had one last thought

178. I wanted to make clear.

179. We require your words no more, Molly.

180. - Begone. Okay. Bye.

181. Prepare yourself, Tina,

182. for we have mastered kung fu...

183. ancient magics.

184. And how to make movie-grade fake prosthetic beards.

185. Get ready to become extinct.

186. Mmm?

187. Huh.

188. I guess the kung fu arts didn't account for an enemy

189. with 66-million-year-old thick skin.

190. Molly!

191. - Molly, I was just... - Huh?

192. joking earlier. Please keep talking.

193. Got any last words?

194. Look, guys, I can see you're in trouble,

195. so I'm just gonna say that it seems like...

196. - Not the best timing, Molly.

197. Is this our eternal punishment,

198. frozen forever, being squished by a giant foot,

199. listening to Molly?

200. Oh, my God, she's still going.

201. Gumball, I think that's it.

202. This is gonna be hard, but if we don't want

203. to spend eternity being Tina's toe separators,

204. and want time to go back to normal,

205. we might actually have to listen to Molly.

206. But it's too boring.

207. We gotta try.

208. Now, listen like your life depends on it.

209. It's working. I'm hearing words.

210. Dude, keep listening.

211. So, you know, that's it.

212. That's the reason why Tina wants to pound you guys.

213. That artwork was a special dinosaur tradition

214. honoring the extinction of our species.

215. Oh.

216. It's dinosaurs being hit with meteors.

217. I see it now.

218. Maybe you should be more considerate

219. of the people around you,

220. and actually listen.

221. Muah!

222. Wow, that kiss felt like it lasted for eternity.

223. All right. That was just a tenderizing.

224. Now it's pancake time.

225. - Wait, Tina... - Huh?

226. We're sorry for not listening.

227. Yeah, we ruined your beautiful artwork.

228. But if you spare us,

229. we promise we'll pay more attention from now on.

230. Yeah. We've learned the error of our ways,

231. thanks to Molly.

232. Hmm?

233. Mmm-hmm.

234. Well, if you're with Molly, I guess I'll spare you.

235. Dinosaur code and all.

236. Bye, guys.

237. - Wow. Molly, thank you.

238. Thank you for teaching us a thoughtful lesson

239. about the importance of listening.

240. We wrote you off, thinking you had nothing interesting to say,

241. but it turned out, through a comedic series...

242. Ugh.

243. You guys are boring.