1. Okay, children, due to some
recent budgetary constraints,
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2. your science class will have
to be covered by Mr. Small.
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3. Here's the curriculum
and your pay.
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4. Grab your essential oils,
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5. we're in for some
new-age nonsense.
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6. Today we will be learning about
the stars in our known galaxy.
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7. Huh, that actually sounds
like real science.
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8. And how the mystical movements
control our predestined fates!
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9. - There it is.
- Behold my celestial stone
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10. that called to me
from its oppressive prison
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11. of negative energy.
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12. Uh, here on Earth
that's called a storage closet.
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13. With it, I am able to divine
destinies from the stars.
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14. What job you'll get,
what your dog dreams about
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15. and even
who your true love match is.
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16. Yeah, but stars are just
giant spheroids of gas
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17. born of nuclear fusion.
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18. You know
what I'm hearing, Colin?
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19. "I'm afraid to fall in love."
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20. You've seen right to my yoke.
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21. Now, who wants to come up here,
connect with the stars
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22. and find out
who their true love match is?
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23. I think we're all...
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24. Me, me, me!
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25. Look at these poor saps
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26. trying to get love advice
from a rock.
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27. O great stars, reveal
your love matches unto me!
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28. Joe and Teri.
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29. - Oh.
- Whoa!
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30. Sarah and Hot Dog guy.
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31. Leslie... and Leslie!
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32. How does that even work?
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33. Self-pollination, baby.
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34. Wait! I'm getting another one.
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35. Penny and...
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36. - Tobias.
- Huh?
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37. Hey.
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38. Okay. We all know
I'm Penny's true love match.
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39. I think your cosmic crystal
has a signal failure.
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40. What's that? There's more.
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41. Gumball and Penny,
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42. not only are you not meant
to be together,
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43. you'll break up
by the end of the day.
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44. - Gumball, I'm leaving you.
- What?
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45. I mean, if that's what
the celestial stone says.
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46. Oh, I get it.
You're joking.
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47. You may laugh, but the stars
will bring forth your reckoning
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48. and a ton of cute,
fuzzy feelings.
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49. Class dismissed.
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50. - Well, that was weird.
- Right?
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51. We're gonna be
together forever,
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52. dating through high school,
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53. going to different colleges,
but still make it work.
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54. Move to Mars, mysterious aliens
come back from the future
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55. and try and prevent my right
to leader of the Resistance.
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56. Okay.
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57. Oh, books, books, books.
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58. Oh, no.
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59. - Oh.
- Oh. Uh...
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60. - Sorry, I'm just...
- Uh, excuse me.
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61. - I, uh...
- Oh.
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62. - Let me just get...
- My bad. I'm really clumsy.
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63. - Oh.
- Oh...
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64. Uh, maybe we could share
a few more toppings...
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65. over lunch?
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66. Oh. I'd love that.
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67. Whoa!
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68. Don't you just love it
when a prophecy comes together?
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69. Could you pass the... Thanks.
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70. - Do you want my—
- Sure.
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71. Oh, Sarah and Hot Dog Guy
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72. seem to really
be hitting it off.
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73. You're not actually worried
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74. about the stars' nonsense,
are you?
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75. Do you accept this onion ring?
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76. I do, I do, I do.
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77. - Aah! It burns.
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78. Just like our love.
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79. Maybe a little.
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80. What, so you think
we're gonna break up?
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81. No, no, no. You're right.
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82. I am just being silly.
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83. Just because
one of Mr. Small's predictions
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84. came true doesn't mean
they all will.
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85. Mm.
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86. Huh! Teri forgot
her apple core.
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87. - Alan, watch out!
- Ow!
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88. Whoa. That cart
came out of nowhere.
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89. Yeah, just like you, Masami.
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90. Oh, Carmen.
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91. You don't want
to get too moist, right?
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92. I do get a little mushy
in the rain.
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93. Oh! My spectacles
have become foggy.
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94. Uh, here, let me help.
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95. Oh, I can see clearly now.
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96. Oh, Colin.
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97. - Teri, you forgot this.
- Oh, Joe.
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98. I do love
a rotten piece of fruit.
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99. Got room up there for one more.
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100. Hey!
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101. Excuse me.
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102. Okay, I think this school's
finally lost it.
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103. I'm going to the library.
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104. Wait. Penny!
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105. Maybe it would be fun
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106. if we, uh,
spice things up a bit.
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107. No, no, you know
I don't like chili flakes.
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108. Come on. Remember when we used
to, like, try new things?
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109. - Like—
- [screams, crying]
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110. Penny. Penny...
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111. I'm sorry.
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112. I think you've done enough.
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113. Come on, Penny,
let's go wash your eyes
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114. and mine's
of this embarrassing situation.
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115. Penny, wait!
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116. Gumball, I'm fine.
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117. Just stop stressing, please.
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118. Okay, Penny,
everything's gonna be okay.
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119. Okay. If I make this shot,
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120. me and Penny
will be together forever.
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121. Okay. If I make this shot,
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122. me and Penny
will be together forever.
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123. Okay, okay, okay.
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124. If I miss this shot,
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125. me and Penny
will be together forever.
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126. Dude, you're too in your head.
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127. And you've never listened
to it before,
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128. so why start now?
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129. Yeah, but it's looking like
Mr. Small's pseudo-science
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130. might-be-true-do science.
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131. But just like that pun,
Mr. Small is not all there.
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132. Besides, I got matched
with Tina.
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133. And you don't see me
leaving Carrie, do you?
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134. You're right. Thanks, dude.
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135. Now let's play some ball!
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136. Tina. I didn't know
you played basketball.
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137. Well, I do love things that are
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138. round, orange,
and firm to the touch.
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139. Oh, no.
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140. I can't believe
I never noticed it before,
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141. but Alan and I
have a real spark.
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142. Is that how you feel
about Gumball?
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143. I'm pretty sure that's just
static electricity,
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144. but yeah, I guess
me and Gumball are cool.
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145. I mean, we're fine.
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146. Sure, he's been acting
kind of weird, but we're solid.
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147. Our relationship
isn't held together
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148. by grand, overblown
romantic gestures—
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149. Oh, no.
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150. Penny, this is for you, girl.
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151. I thought we were fine.
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152. I even told you we were fine,
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153. but you still went
and did all this? For what?
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154. To prove we're okay?
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155. If you're questioning that,
then maybe we're not okay.
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156. I need to be alone for a while.
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157. Penny, wait.
I really don't think
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158. this relationship
will benefit from you
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159. taking time to think
while you're with me...
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160. now or frankly ever!
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161. Ah, too bad, Gumball.
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162. It's just like
Mr. Small said...
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163. it's written in the stars!
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164. Uh, I got cramp.
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165. Mr. Small!
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166. Huh?
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167. All right, whatever
you're doing with that crystal
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168. needs to stop right now.
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169. Ooh! Ahh.
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170. Okay, I'm taking this thing.
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171. It's ruining my relationship!
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172. Huh?
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173. Mr. Small, please.
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174. Whatever you're doing, stop it!
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175. I don't want to lose Penny.
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176. You cannot bargain with fate.
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177. Destiny has
predetermined destiny.
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178. - It's predetermined.
- What?
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179. It's very clear your mercury
is in retrograde
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180. and her Saturn is rising.
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181. What... What does that
even mean?
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182. You dare question the stars!
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183. All five of your Plutos
are in the Northern Quadrant.
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184. But I love her.
Isn't that enough?
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185. No!
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186. You are a Sagittarius
and she is a Capricorn.
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187. Whoa!
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188. You two basically have, like,
zero chemistry.
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189. What do you know
about chemistry?
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190. You're just a substitute
science teacher.
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191. Silence!
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192. Oh. Penny was right.
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193. It's all just nonsense!
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194. You might not think
we're a perfect match,
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195. but I know we're real.
Unlike all this.
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196. This! This! This!
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197. Well done, Gumball.
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198. You have passed my cosmic test.
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199. Uh, what, really?
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200. Yes.
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201. To see which student was
messing with my vibe the most.
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202. Now be gone!
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203. Penny, Penny,
I love you!
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204. I know. They've come for me.
You can't stop the Resistance,
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205. alien slime!
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206. Hey, kid, calm down.
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207. We're the clean-up crew.
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208. What the... What?
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209. Yeah. It turns out that crystal
everyone touched
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210. was hazardous material
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211. that your school was
storing for extra money.
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212. Let's just pretend
none of this ever happened...
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213. or this.
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214. It affected the ventral
tegmental area
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215. which caused a heightened
romantic state in the brain.
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216. No! Stay away.
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217. It's mine.
It's my baby!
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218. That guy fell in love
with the rock.
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219. Gumball!
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220. - Gumball.
- Penny, I'm sorry
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221. I doubted us.
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222. Hey, it's okay.
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223. We're stronger than some
basic airborne contaminant.
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224. The real disaster
was that dance
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225. you did in the hallway.
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226. Yeah. Sorry,
that was pretty cringe.
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227. This day just got way
too out of hand.
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228. I love you, Gumball.
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229. I love you too, Penny.
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230. But we need to take
some time apart.
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231. But Penny,
I thought we were...
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232. Ohh.
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233. Because I'm contaminated
and will be vomiting
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234. green plasma
for the next three months.
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235. There you go.
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236. Turns out these babies
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237. were side effects
of the crystal too,
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238. so I can't be held accountable
for my actions.
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239. - Want to be my girlfriend?
- No.
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