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1. Breakfast time!

2. Mmm.

3. These eggs are a little too salty.

4. I'll take those for you. Ah...

5. Mmm!

6. Mrs. Mom, Gumball and I have some co-op gaming to attend to.

7. May we be excused?

8. By all means.

9. I didn't think it was possible,

10. but they just put me off my breakfast.

11. - Left jig it! - Left. Right. Back.

12. - Right, left. Right. - Back, back, back.

13. Maybe the boys are becoming a little too... fusional.

14. They're so close that they might get

15. carbon monoxide poisoning

16. from sucking each other's breath.

17. Yeah!

18. Shuffle shock!

19. Yeah!

20. Never mind, it's too late.

21. We're going to have to do something about this.

22. That's not a bad idea.

23. He-he.

24. Three, two one.

25. Welcome to your new room, Darwin.

26. - Whoa!

27. I only had a day to turn a dank basement

28. into a fish-themed room.

29. But I think I did a pretty good job.

30. I added some sand to this patch of damp,

31. and now it's a cute sandpit.

32. This drafty crack in the foundations

33. makes the seaweed sway.

34. And this dangerous-looking pipe I exposed is fine,

35. because now it's a spooky eel.

36. A woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo.

37. Wow, this is great.

38. But, uh, where's my bed, though?

39. Actually, we thought it'd be better

40. if you guys had separate rooms.

41. So you can become your own individual selves

42. and stop wiping each other's butts.

43. What? That's horrible!

44. - Right, Darwin?

45. Yes. Horribubble.

46. Come on,

47. it's not like you're never gonna see each other anymore.

48. It's just a little bit more long distance.

49. A bit?

50. He's gonna be two flights away, Mom.

51. It's two flights of stairs.

52. And it's not like you're gonna be alone.

53. You're gonna have your sister—

54. Ah, bub-bub-bub, no you won't.

55. I bet you a dollar that this plan

56. is gonna blow up in your face in less than 24 hours.

57. So I'm removing myself from this equation.

58. Well, I'm gonna take that bet.

59. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to legally declare them

60. as conjoined twins.

61. You boys can make this work, right?

62. All right, that's enough.

63. Gumball, off to bed.

64. Fine.

65. Hello? - Hey, man. Sorry I had to call.

66. I just can't sleep by myself up here.

67. Tell me everything you've done since we last talked,

68. and don't skip a single detail.

69. Well, I, uh, breathed a couple of times.

70. Oh, that's so you.

71. All these adventures you're experiencing,

72. I'm missing them.

73. I miss our games.

74. Well, we could pretend.

75. What do you mean?

76. Tell me what you would do if we were playing a game.

77. Maybe I would press B a couple of times.

78. Yeah, and then I'll press left, right.

79. Then I would do up, down, right, trigger.

80. - Left trigger. - Right trigger!

81. - Left up. - Left up, trigger.

82. - Going... - Down!

83. - Up! - Down!

84. Dude, that was great.

85. Just like you were here.

86. Dude?

87. Okay. Catch you tomorrow.

88. - Muah!

89. This is gonna work out just fine.

90. Hey! - Hey dude, I—

91. Sorry I can't make it to the phone right now,

92. but please leave a message.

93. Gets me every time.

94. Gumball, don't you think—

95. Hey!

96. Gumball? Darwin!

97. I just woke up and saw your 300 missed calls.

98. You'll never guess what.

99. I stayed up all night

100. and made a miniature model of you

101. with all your dead fish scales I found in the room.

102. You didn't sleep?

103. No.

104. But I did find our old Panda Party Town

105. chat room account.

106. Oh, word!

107. Let me check on my laptop.

108. I don't know why we ever got bored of this.

109. Hold on. Who's that guy behind you?

110. I don't know.

111. His website has been abandoned for three years.

112. Some kid who refuses to grow up, I guess.

113. A Peter Panda.

114. What are you up to? Want to hang out?

115. Maybe get a shuffle shock going on?

116. Man, I'd love to,

117. but I've got a lot of unpacking to do.

118. I can call back later, though.

119. - Is that okay? - Sure. No problem.

120. This'll be fine. Right, heart?

121. It's okay. I'll just wait for Darwin to call.

122. - Oops, butt dial.

123. Hello? - Hey, dude.

124. You... you didn't call back.

125. Uh, it wasn't like I was waiting forever or anything.

126. Sorry, dude. I'm, uh, busy right now.

127. Busy?

128. Busy doing what the... what the... what exactly?

129. Turn it down! - Wait.

130. - Are you with people right now? Sorry, dude.

131. Who's that in the background?

132. Wait, what's going on?

133. Gumball, hang up the phone.

134. Your dad used up all our minutes

135. for an important, uh, business call.

136. Hello, how may I help you today?

137. Can you put me back on hold, please?

138. Okay.

139. But, Mom, I have to call Darwin.

140. I think he's cheating on me with other people and—

141. Gumball, the phone, please.

142. Oh, honey, come on. Give me the phone.

143. I know this distance thing is difficult,

144. but you clearly need it.

145. This behavior reeks of unhealthy co-dependency.

146. Nah, that smell is actually Gumball's tribute

147. to Darwin over there.

148. Ugh. This is even worse than I thought.

149. Gumball, please try and give this distance thing a go.

150. It's becoming a matter of public safety now.

151. All right, fine.

152. Just promise me you'll go one evening without Darwin.

153. Okay. I promise you, Mom.

154. Panda Party Town!

155. Come on, Darwin, enable your Panda chat.

156. Enable your Panda chat.

157. Nice one, Darwin.

158. Huh? Tobias?

159. What are you doing in Darwin's Panda?

160. Nothing.

161. Nothing to see here.

162. Darwin, what's going on?

163. Guys, stop it!

164. Darwin? - Oh, no, Gumball!

165. I'm so sorry.

166. I didn't want you to find out like this.

167. Find out what? You're breaking up.

168. I tried to keep it a secret.

169. I don't think this... thing's working out.

170. Not working out?

171. Darwin! Darwin!

172. It's fine. I'm fine.

173. Darwin's breaking up with me.

174. It's... It's not the end of the world.

175. Hey Panda pal.

176. Looks like you could use some help.

177. What's wrong?

178. My best friend moved out.

179. And now he doesn't want to see me anymore.

180. Oh, bro, I can totally relate.

181. My best friend/roommate

182. also left me with no explanation.

183. And so I've wandered this kingdom ever since.

184. From the Bamboo Bathhouse

185. to the Soda Pop Disco Fun Dungeon,

186. looking for him.

187. Wait, who is this panda?

188. Leonard Daniels?

189. Actually, yeah, that kind of tracks.

190. I prefer bAmBoOdUdE97.

191. Listen, I can help you get your friend back.

192. Really? What do I do?

193. Whatever it takes.

194. Whatever it takes.

195. Now bow before me, my young Panda-wan,

196. and I shall teach you the—

197. Okay, time out!

198. I said I wouldn't get involved, but even I draw the line

199. at taking any form of advice from the Internet.

200. No witnesses!

201. Phew. That was hard work.

202. Yeah. I can't believe we just did that.

203. You don't think Gumball saw anything

204. on Panda Party Town, right?

205. Hah. No, don't worry about him.

206. He won't suspect a thing.

207. Come on, let's go.

208. Three, two, one!

209. Surprise!

210. - What's going on here?

211. Oh... Bye!

212. Anais, what happened?

213. Ah! Gumball's gone crazy!

214. You've got to stop him!

215. What kind of glass is this?

216. Gumball! What are you doing?

217. Whatever it takes.

218. Why did you trash the place?

219. Back in Panda Party Town,

220. you said things weren't working out.

221. That's not what I said.

222. I said the distance isn't working out.

223. And the thing I didn't want you to find out about

224. is me and the guys were making

225. your own special place in my room.

226. That way, you could stay over anytime you wanted.

227. It appears I have overreacted.

228. What was your plan anyway?

229. Trash my room so I would have to move back upstairs?

230. Well, actually, the plan was to frame us both

231. for destruction of property

232. so we'd have to share a life sentence

233. in a co-solitary confinement prison cell

234. and we'd have to be together forever.

235. Dude, that is...

236. the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

237. Darwin!

238. Gumball!

239. Let's do a shuffle shock!

240. Guys, what is that weird smell?

241. - No, wait!

242. Well, Officer, what are the charges?

243. - Is it arson? - It's always your son.

244. But we're not charging you with that.

245. We've been running through your boy's chat activity

246. with bAmBoOdUdE97

247. and we've solved the case of his missing roommate.

248. I found him down by the lake,

249. behind the old boat house.

250. So I gave him a ride home,

251. and now they're reunited.

252. Beautiful.

253. Hey, does that mean we can go back to sharing a room?

254. Yes, for the sake of everyone's safety.

255. Yes.

256. Remember your bet, though?