1. Okay, you're making
this weird now.
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2. Do you promise
they're not here?
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3. Mm-hmm.
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4. I swore to myself
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5. I'd never come back
to this house.
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6. If this family was a food,
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7. it'd be one of those
microwave filled pastries.
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8. It looks good on the outside,
but its toxic chemical filling
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9. will scorch your insides
like molten lead.
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10. I swear, every time
I come here,
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11. I get dragged into more
family drama than a telenovela.
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12. But where else are you going
to be able to play with...
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13. my dad's karaoke machine!
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14. Yeah!
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15. Uh...
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16. Okay, I lied.
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17. It's my grandma's 80th today.
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18. The whole clan is coming over.
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19. What are you guys doing?
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20. You can't have
the karaoke machine out.
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21. You know how traditional
they are.
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22. They don't even use
mechanical toilets
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23. because they think anything
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24. that's not made out
of wood is evil!
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25. Do you want your grandma
to have another episode?
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26. A final episode?
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27. Why did you have to bring your
amadain boyfriend, Penelope?
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28. Am... a... da... in?
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29. Because he's the only one
who supported me
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30. when I gave up
wearing a shell, Patrick.
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31. And he's going to help me stand
up to this backward family.
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32. Isn't that right, Gumball?
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33. Hmm?
Hmm?
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34. I'll tell you
what's gonna happen.
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35. You're both gonna behave
according to tradition.
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36. Now, put these on.
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37. There is no way I'm going
back in that shell.
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38. Absolutely, Mr. Fitzgerald.
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39. We don't want any
broken traditions, or bones.
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40. - Here you go, baby.
- No!
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41. Look, you dragged me into this.
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42. Instead of your dad's
karaoke machine,
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43. I've got his disapproval
burning through
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44. - the back of my head.
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45. So if you want my help,
then I suggest we just try
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46. and get through this party.
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47. Okay, fine!
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48. I'll play ball just this once,
but remember...
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49. History does not
smile kindly on traitors!
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50. Heh... She's got your eyes.
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51. Okay... So, like,
should I say hi?
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52. Feels like I should say hi.
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53. I'm gonna say hi.
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54. - Hi!
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55. Okay... Uh...
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56. So what is like, the, uh,
appropriate way to greet them?
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57. Don't want the big one
to turn up to my house
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58. with a beaver mask on
to eat my pets.
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59. Well, since you seem
all about tradition today,
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60. you're supposed to go
to the birthday person and...
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61. Uh, okay.
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62. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
Don't mind him.
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63. He's just an amadain
from Penny's school.
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64. Okay, uh...
Crown ceremony time.
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65. Okay, I get the whole revenge
for caving
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66. to your dad's demands
like a wet bin bag,
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67. but what's an amadain?
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68. Oh, don't worry.
I'll make sure you find out.
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69. Now, let's all celebrate
our eldest
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70. and revel as per the traditions
which protected us
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71. since the dawn of time.
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72. Oh... There it is.
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73. That specific
Fitzgerald-induced anxiety.
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74. Well, you didn't want to
break tradition.
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75. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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76. Okay, I got this.
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77. Ah, ah.
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78. Cheers, Dad.
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79. Whoa!
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80. - Hey!
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81. Have I said happy birthday,
by the way?
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82. - Happy birthday.
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83. Uh, I'm just gonna take five.
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84. What a nightmare...
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85. "Come to my house."
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86. "We'll do karaoke!"
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87. "JK, it's actually a trap
to use you to drive
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88. my arthouse horror family
even crazier."
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89. "They're very traditional."
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90. "They don't use
mechanical toilets."
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91. "They only poop
in stone buckets
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92. and wipe with the sacred
leaves of the tree of the—"
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93. Ah! Grandma.
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94. Uh, okay,
remember your training.
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95. Uh, the kiss of life.
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96. What is going on here?
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97. Okay, okay.
Please don't die again.
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98. I'm Penny's boyfriend.
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99. She brought me here
to back her up because...
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100. Well, you know how your family
can be a bit...
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101. Yep. Exactly like that.
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102. Well, me and Penny, you know,
we're not all that much
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103. into gnomes
and magic stick men,
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104. but nobody has to agree
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105. on everything
to hang out, right?
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106. I do me, you do you.
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107. I tolerate you.
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108. You tolerate me. Society, baby!
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109. Okay, fine. I'll give it
to you straight.
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110. Penny came out
of her shell last year,
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111. and she's gonna stay that way,
so deal with it!
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112. There I said it.
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113. Hoo... Oh, that's a relief.
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114. It feels good
to let the truth out, right?
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115. Thanks so much
for being open to this.
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116. You get it, right?
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117. You bend the rules
from time to time.
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118. Eh? Mechanical toilet, eh, eh?
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119. I see you. Totally by accident.
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120. I never intentionally
intrude on your privacy.
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121. And don't worry, I won't tell.
Our little secret.
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122. Ah...
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123. This... This was
a great conversation.
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124. Love the hat, by the way.
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125. I think that went well.
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126. - Ah!
- Did I hear screaming?
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127. It sounded like a bagpipe
getting speared!
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128. No, it's fine.
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129. I just stood up for you.
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130. I was all like,
"Penny's come out of her shell,
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131. deal with it, Grandma!"
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132. Whoa! No one ever
stands up to Granny.
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133. Well, despite your lack
of spine earlier,
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134. I'm... I'm impressed.
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135. Thanks for standing up
for me, Gumball.
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136. That means a lot.
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137. Wait.
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138. Where'd the creepy
Nordic techno go?
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139. Bring them to me.
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140. Ah! Okay,
this is seriously triggering
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141. my fight and flight response.
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142. No, no! Wait, Gumball.
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143. Uh...
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144. Ah!
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145. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
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146. Aw, man.
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147. Ha-ha!
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148. Release him!
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149. Stay away from me!
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150. No! Baby Cletus!
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151. No... Get off me!
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152. You've got some nerve, kid,
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153. coming in here, standing up
to me for Penny's sake.
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154. So I think it's time we reveal
the true nature
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155. of the Fitzgerald clan.
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156. Oh, no, no!
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157. Huh?
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158. - Hey.
- Hello.
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159. - Hi there.
- Aw, look.
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160. Gotcha!
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161. Huh? What the...
What the... What the what?
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162. All right, All right.
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163. That's enough.
Back in your shells, everyone.
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164. Listen, if you want to join
this family, you've got to know
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165. our shells exist to protect
those we love,
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166. never to protect ourselves
against them.
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167. And some of us, well, huh,
they don't need them at all.
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168. Aw, thanks, Dad.
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169. We wear these out of tradition,
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170. but we take them off
to show you
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171. that you and Penny are welcome.
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172. Just as you are.
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173. Cha, as an amadain.
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174. Yeah. Good job, Gumball.
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175. You really came through today.
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176. Welcome to the family.
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177. Whoa. Wait, wait up.
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178. What's an amadain?
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179. Oh, it's like a joke.
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180. It means a fool, basically.
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181. Nice, nice.
And if I got it right?
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182. I'm now supposed
to join this family,
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183. like I wasn't in a bag
one second ago?
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184. Are you serious right now?
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185. Never, ever, in my life,
will I ever come back here!
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186. Forget you people, I'm gone!
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187. You'll never see me again.
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188. Nothing, and I mean nothing
in the world, could stop—
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