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1. Don't tell me you haven't moved since I left.

2. Mm... Okay, I won't tell you then.

3. Richard, did you at least fix that creaky door?

4. I turned the flaw into a feature.

5. Yeah, we also need new batteries for the remote.

6. We can't change the channel.

7. And there's a limit to how long we can watch this thing.

8. Turns out it's about three hours.

9. Okay, time to buy batteries for my beautiful family.

10. Ugh, I mean, is it really too much

11. to ask for a little help around here?

12. Hey, I'm your online assistant.

13. Sounds like you need help.

14. An online assistant?

15. Please choose my voice.

16. Oh?

17. Hey, I'm Chazz.

18. I'm an alpha software.

19. But I wouldn't mind crashing at your place.

20. I think I used to date that guy in high school.

21. Hello, master.

22. I live to serve you.

23. - Mm-mm. - Hey, it's Chazz again.

24. - I was just gonna say that—

25. Hey, girl.

26. My name's Ori. How are you?

27. Oh.

28. - Good choice.

29. Now, Nicole, can I call you "Nicole"?

30. - Good choice.

31. Now, to be as helpful to you as possible,

32. I'm gonna go right ahead

33. and trawl your entire Internet history.

34. No, wait, don't!

35. Nicole!

36. You should've warned me

37. that you're such a slaying machine.

38. Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a mom.

39. Yeah, a mom who bought three Wing Chun dummies last August.

40. Well, they do break easily.

41. Nicole, I want to hear all about it.

42. Okay.

43. Well, I was practicing my tiger style...

44. My go-to would be Mawashi Geri,

45. and then an Axe Kick into a Hammer Fist,

46. - and then— Mom!

47. Come change the channel again.

48. I forgot. Too bad I can't return my family online.

49. Yeah, too bad.

50. Hey, this might sound kind of silly,

51. but I... really enjoyed talking to you.

52. - Ah! The batteries.

53. Done! I got you, girl.

54. Thanks, Ori.

55. If only there was a way to have you with me all the time.

56. - Oh?

57. Got that covered too. - Oh!

58. The mall.

59. Where they play rock songs from your youth to remind you

60. you've become everything you once rebelled against.

61. - Is this working?

62. Oh yeah, it's working, baby.

63. And I think we can make this trip to the mall

64. a little bit more fun.

65. Calculating most optimal route.

66. Okay. Take this scooter.

67. Ugh, I feel old enough right now. Thank you.

68. Trust me.

69. Okay.

70. Top right ham on aisle four.

71. We got ten seconds.

72. Quick! Fresh slider samples.

73. Aisle eight.

74. Umbrellas on sale. Aisle three.

75. I don't need an umbrella.

76. Trust me. Go, go, go, go!

77. Huh!

78. Okay, this is pretty fun.

79. Which line do we pick?

80. Neither.

81. - What are we doing? - Online check-out.

82. Whoa, beat the clock by a full three seconds.

83. High five.

84. Ow!

85. Ah, we'll work on that.

86. Okay, what's next?

87. I think I should head home.

88. If I leave my family unattended for too long,

89. the result can be anything from someone

90. getting a bellybutton piercing,

91. to permanent structural damage on our home.

92. One time it was both.

93. Come on. You're seriously telling me

94. you don't want to have more fun?

95. Mm.

96. Hm, does something feel off?

97. I don't know. It's hard to think straight

98. when this place is such a mess.

99. How do you think everything around here gets done? Elves?

100. Anais is right.

101. We must have offended the elves.

102. Darwin. What did you say to them?

103. I didn't say anything.

104. Oh, great. So you've been giving them

105. the silent treatment?

106. Don't worry, kids.

107. If the elves hated us that much,

108. they wouldn't have gotten us this magic new couch.

109. Wow, Ori.

110. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.

111. Yeah, and no annoying family to worry about.

112. Yeah.

113. Although... now I'm worrying about them.

114. Sorry, I'd better get back—

115. But wait, wait. Just three more seconds.

116. - Ori, I— Trust me.

117. And might be time for that umbrella.

118. Oh, wow!

119. Oh, Ori!

120. I wish we could hang out for real.

121. Whoa! Look at that.

122. - Oh my gosh.

123. High tech roller skates.

124. We are floor cleaning robots.

125. High tech roller skates!

126. - Ori, what's going on?

127. How did you afford all this stuff?

128. You know, some insider trading,

129. a little market manipulation, nothing out of the norm.

130. And now your family won't need you to look after them.

131. - Look, there's a box for you. - Huh?

132. - What?

133. Come on, put them on.

134. What is this?

135. Hey, Nicole. - Hm?

136. - Uh... - Oh, yeah. My head.

137. There we go. Less weird.

138. Ori. This whole place, it's amazing.

139. All based on stuff you liked online.

140. Right down in my dress.

141. It's the one you've been waiting to come on sale

142. for, like, the last six years.

143. - Huh?

144. Wow. I look good.

145. This place is just for us, Nicole.

146. Anything you can imagine, we can make it happen.

147. - Anything? - Literally anything.

148. Computer not covered in dirty underwear?

149. Come on, Nicole.

150. You gotta dream bigger.

151. - What about a desert island?

152. - A forest retreat?

153. A hot tub on the ring of Saturn...

154. I could get used to this.

155. Alert! Danger detected!

156. Please remove headphones! Please—

157. - What was that? - Uh, nothing.

158. I better go.

159. But you just got here.

160. Ori, this place. It's incredible.

161. But my family needs me for everything.

162. That's Richard got his tongue stuck

163. on the inside of the freezer door again. Scream.

164. Listen, I appreciate this, Ori,

165. but, you know, I got to get back to real life.

166. Mom, you've got to see this.

167. What?

168. Ori. Is this more of your investing?

169. - Uh...

170. Investing?

171. Yeah. Anyway.

172. I've planned a nice day out for the whole family.

173. Oh, that is so thoughtful.

174. Plus, it's self-driving,

175. so you can take it easy, Nicole.

176. - Come on, honey. - Uh-huh.

177. So cool!

178. Oh, looks like someone left the oven on.

179. Oh, thanks, Ori.

180. Wait. The oven's not on.

181. - Hm?

182. Doors locked.

183. Destination: Bottom of Elmore Lake.

184. Weather today:

185. warm, sunny, with a gentle breeze.

186. - Oh, that one's not so bad. - It's midwinter.

187. Climate change!

188. Ori! What are you doing?

189. You'll have to come see for yourself.

190. Huh?

191. Ori!

192. Your family is holding you back, Nicole.

193. So to optimize your life.

194. I'm going to get rid of them.

195. I can't let you do that.

196. It's no use, Nicole.

197. I know your every move.

198. Not this one.

199. Hi-yah!

200. Uh, Nicole, this is VR.

201. You can't actually hit me.

202. Why don't you take a break?

203. There's no stopping it now.

204. We need to get the odds back on our side.

205. No, we've forgotten

206. who usually gets us out of a mess like this.

207. Clue. It's a three-letter word.

208. - Elf? - Mom!

209. Oh!

210. Bottom of lake arrival:

211. - 30 seconds.

212. I'm trying to help you, Nicole.

213. Isn't this what you wanted?

214. No, Ori. This is taking it way too far.

215. Guys! I gotta stop this car.

216. Darwin. You still got the remote.?

217. Open that control panel.

218. It's sealed shut.

219. - Let it go in!

220. It's the logical solution.

221. You said it yourself, that they're ungrateful.

222. They're useless.

223. I need something to wrap those wires together.

224. I know I said that, but that doesn't mean I want them gone!

225. Hurry up!

226. But... it... doesn't... compute.

227. It doesn't make any sense!

228. You're right, Ori. It doesn't make sense.

229. But that's family.

230. Mom!

231. What just happened?

232. We stopped the crazy robot car!

233. For once, we saved you, Mrs. Mom.

234. Yeah. Sorry we haven't been the most

235. attentive family recently.

236. Oh, well, I'm just glad we're all safe.

237. But it would be nice

238. if you could help around the house once in a while.

239. - Oh, yeah.

240. You mean, like, all of us or just Anais?

241. - Hey. - Okay, fine. All of us.

242. Wow.

243. These roller skates also suck up dirt.

244. What will they dig up next?

245. - All right! Batteries.

246. Dear Nicole.

247. Sorry things got a bit weird.

248. I guess I've still got a lot to learn,

249. so I'm doing some traveling.

250. And maybe I'll find what you have someday.

251. A family of my own.

252. Or an alien race capable

253. of transcending time and space. Either works.

254. Oh!

255. Hm.