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1. Ow!

2. - Oh. Okay.

3. Thank you for booking Larry's Happy Snaps

4. for a family portrait you're sure not to hate.

5. Positive feelings about your portrait not guaranteed.

6. No refunds, no re-dos, framing not included.

7. Come on in, Larry.

8. You can set yourself up in the dining room.

9. Thanks, ma'am.

10. - Come on, Dad. Keep them open.

11. You need to get used to this

12. so the flash doesn't startle you when we take the photo.

13. It's not my fault I was born

14. with the eyes of a beautiful young baby deer.

15. Richard, you got this.

16. Come on, everyone, it's photo time!

17. Why do we need a new photo anyway?

18. Seriously?

19. Hmm? Hmm?

20. Hmm?

21. I always kind of liked that picture.

22. It's impressionistic.

23. Yeah, it gives the impression we're weirdos.

24. Look, Anais isn't even in frame.

25. Besides, it's not just that photo.

26. My birthday dinner.

27. Christmastime.

28. The one and only vacation we had last year.

29. Wait, that one's nice.

30. That's our reflection in the plastic.

31. I just want one nice Watterson family photo

32. where we all look normal,

33. and not like a bunch of criminals

34. in a police lineup.

35. Is that too much to ask for?

36. Yes, it is!

37. So if you please, lovely customers,

38. 'cause I got a bar mitzvah to get to after this.

39. So the less dialog, the quicker I can get this done.

40. All right, big smiles, everyone.

41. Uh, maybe take it down a bit.

42. Richard! Okay.

43. And three, two...

44. - One.

45. Everyone stay here.

46. I'm here for the family photograph.

47. Granny Jojo!

48. I don't think I told you about—

49. You didn't. I read about it in Richard's weekly newsletter.

50. You know, honey,

51. Rich Pickings,

52. the wit and wisdom of Richard Watterson.

53. Well, I guess you're family,

54. and this is a family portrait, so—

55. Great. Come on in, Louie.

56. - What?

57. W-Wait, what's this?

58. Oh, it's a bunch of old junk I found in my basement

59. that I thought might look good on your windowsill.

60. Great.

61. More useless old relics in the house.

62. Whoa! What's this, Granny Jojo?

63. Ah, some old family heirloom. I don't know.

64. Hey! Bunion.

65. Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.

66. Whoa!

67. This thing looks like it needs your soul to be opened.

68. The only thing taking your souls

69. will be me if you don't...

70. give me your cutest smile

71. for this photo!

72. Okay, everyone, just, uh, shuffle in a bit.

73. - Hey, you calling me fat? Granny, please.

74. Okay. And three...

75. two...

76. - One!

77. - What was that?

78. You've got to be kidding me.

79. Nicole!

80. Mom? Dad? W-What are you two—

81. Oh. Rich Pickings.

82. You didn't start the photo without us, did you?

83. No, you're just in time.

84. And thank you for being a loyal newsletter reader.

85. We've actually got some news of our own.

86. After 40 blissful years together,

87. your father and I have decided

88. we'd both like to consciously uncouple.

89. She wants to leave me for her yoga instructor.

90. - This isn't happening.

91. You remember Johnny Toucan, right, honey?

92. Hey, Nicole.

93. I haven't seen you since senior year.

94. Yeah, when you were a freshman.

95. Well, it takes "toucan" to tango,

96. Oh, Johnny. Yeah, I get it, like your name.

97. That doesn't make any sense.

98. I know this is a lot to take in,

99. so I got help to bring in the rest.

100. I need a place to stay.

101. You guys can take the couch.

102. Okay. You're gonna have to all stand still.

103. Kids, stop messing around with that box!

104. But, Mother...

105. It calls to us.

106. Now, now, do you think

107. - you "toucan" behave?

108. There's three of them, you ignoramus.

109. And don't talk to my grandkids!

110. Louie, get my purse.

111. - We got a fight cooking. - Can I close my eyes yet?

112. Mrs. Watterson, I have another job to get to.

113. I really need to take this picture.

114. - Yes, yes, Larry, uh, this...

115. - This will be the one. Okay.

116. Three, two...

117. - One.

118. - Okay, no one move!

119. - Hey!

120. Frankie?

121. - Dad! - I thought you're in prison

122. for robbing that gardening store.

123. Ah, someone told me there was money in the hedge funds.

124. But I got out.

125. Call Elmore Police Station.

126. Ah, don't worry. It's all legit.

127. My correctional officer is with me.

128. Nice to meet you, ma'am.

129. Who I'm also dating.

130. - Wait, Dad!

131. How did you get the newsletter?

132. Son, for the right price,

133. you can get anything in jail...

134. Mmm-hmm. - ... including a head tattoo

135. of my baby boy.

136. Oh, it looks just like me, Dad.

137. Fine, come on in.

138. It's not like this photo shoot can get any more chaotic.

139. The power of three will set this box free.

140. I got five bucks on the big one.

141. - I'm gonna rip you apart.

142. Oh, looks like "toucan" play—

143. - Richard! The power of three—

144. Oh.

145. It was the ashes

146. of my great-great-uncle Howard's barbecue pit.

147. That man could smoke a brisket for days.

148. Hey, Nicole. Looks like you could use a little time-out.

149. Ma'am, this is not acceptable.

150. I've really got to get to my next job.

151. - So if—

152. Totally understand.

153. Your feedback is important to us.

154. - All right, here we go.

155. Okay, Nicole, let's just talk this out.

156. - Just you and me...

157. and my court appointed parole officer.

158. - And love of my life. - Aw!

159. I get it.

160. Family can be tough.

161. But in all those years I spent behind bars,

162. you know what I learned?

163. Solitary confinement is amazing?

164. No. Well, yes.

165. Me time is always great for the soul.

166. But also, I learned how to mediate conflict,

167. to communicate with those who struggle to listen

168. to the needs of others around them.

169. - May I?

170. Everybody, listen up!

171. I'm gonna pin each and every one of you in the cool house

172. and fry your cheesesteaks if you don't get in line

173. and take this picture for Nicole!

174. There's also way too many of you.

175. So we're taking this operation outside.

176. - Uh... - You're welcome.

177. Do I have hat hair?

178. - I feel like I have hat hair. - Wait, where's Larry?

179. Oh, he was a little tied up with his next gig,

180. but he said I could borrow the camera.

181. Okay, but who's gonna take the photo?

182. I will. I was on mugshot duty for eight months,

183. so I know all about snapping

184. criminally beautiful people such as yourselves.

185. I love this guy.

186. But, Frankie, you should be in the photo.

187. Listen, after everything I've done,

188. I need to earn your trust

189. before I'm allowed to rejoin this family.

190. You just want a nice family picture.

191. So let me do this for you.

192. Thanks, Frankie.

193. Oh, isn't he a dream?

194. Okay, everyone, this is it.

195. Not getting everyone.

196. I'll move back a bit.

197. Uh-uh, still too close.

198. Don't want to cut off any of your lovely faces.

199. And a bit more.

200. Little bit further.

201. That's it. Perfect.

202. Okay, hold it right there and say...

203. "You'll never catch me!"

204. "You'll never catch me!"

205. Uh, did he just escape?

206. He couldn't have taken the photo first?

207. Oh no, I'm in so much trouble.

208. Wait, remember your training.

209. Blame the people I'm sworn to protect.

210. Cool.

211. Code 10-98!

212. I got a family aiding an escaped convict!

213. Freeze, Wattersons!

214. You won't take me alive! Run!

215. We've got a runner!

216. Get your bear claws off him,

217. - you Donut-Hole!

218. Take him! He's the ringleader.

219. Quickly! Get inside!

220. Well, I guess the photo's not happening.

221. Maybe it wasn't meant to be, honey.

222. Like the kids' college funds.

223. Or my...

224. failed scat career.

225. Yeah, Mom, it's just a photo.

226. But it's more than that!

227. I just wanted one normal thing amidst a house full of chaos.

228. To come down in the morning, sip my coffee

229. and look at a nice picture of us

230. before the day blows up in my face.

231. Sorry to interrupt.

232. Beautiful family, Nicole.

233. Beautiful family.

234. I don't know.

235. Maybe it's impossible.

236. All right, guys, you don't need to milk it.

237. No, I think it's the gas canister

238. they just threw in.

239. This day really is a disaster.

240. No, Mom.

241. We're gonna get this photo.

242. Yeah. You deserve it, Mrs. Mom.

243. And I still got the camera.

244. 'Cause it's the last thing my dad touched.

245. And because the feds might need his fingerprints.

246. Oh, thanks, guys.

247. Come out with your hands up!

248. Quick! Barricade the door.

249. Help me! Get me out of here!

250. Great idea, Larry.

251. You can take the picture.

252. All right! We're breaking this thing down in...

253. Three...

254. Two...

255. One!

256. We're innocent!

257. Okay. Sorry for the mistake.

258. You're free to go.

259. Good. You finally figured out

260. that officer was lying, and dating an inmate,

261. might I add?

262. Oh no, we actually made her chief of police.

263. Whoo-hoo!

264. I'm only letting you go because I can't wait to read

265. about this in next week's Rich Pickings.

266. Ah!

267. Thank you for your service, officer.

268. - Huh? Oh!

269. Your personal items.

270. This camera was recovered at the scene of the crime.

271. It sustained some damage when we busted into your house.

272. - Uh, I mean...

273. Some other guys broke it

274. - some other time.

275. It just kept snapping pictures until the batteries died.

276. Perfect.

277. Honey, are you sure?

278. - I'm sure.

279. It's perfect.

280. Actually no, that's weird. We'll stick with the old one.