1. And if you're worried about
this unusual January heat wave,
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2. good news!
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3. Over the next few years,
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4. they will become
increasingly normal.
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5. This was Phil on Elmore News.
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6. Enjoy this global
heartwarming weekend.
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7. Goodbye!
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8. It's ready. You can come out!
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9. Hurry up before
the water warms up! Ah.
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10. Okay, okay, let's go.
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11. Aww.
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12. Oh, uh, don't worry.
I'll just fill this up instead.
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13. Ah!
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14. Told you we should have gone
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15. grocery shopping
with the girls.
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16. Um. Excuse me, ma'am,
but you can't—
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17. - Wait. What is this?
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18. What the...
What do you think you're doing?
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19. This fresh air is private.
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20. Stupid remote, just—
[yells, grunts]
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21. Huh?
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22. Mr. Robinson,
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23. can we please take a dive
in your pool?
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24. Absolutely not!
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25. Why won't this
stupid thing...
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26. Get a job and pay
for your own pool!
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27. - But the—
- Na, na, na.
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28. "But the cost of everything,
with salaries, na na na!"
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29. It's always excuses
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30. and harsh economical realities
with your generation.
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31. You're poor because
you made poor life choices.
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32. You should've made
rich life choices.
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33. I'm gonna prove to that
glorified oven mitt
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34. I'm a good father.
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35. How? By getting a job
and buying us a pool?
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36. What? No.
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37. By making you guys trespass
onto his property illegally.
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38. Hmm.
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39. Ha!
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40. We'll use this staff
to vault to the other side.
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41. Ninja!
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42. Okay, let's just try
and ask them nicely,
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43. She said,
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44. "My husband already said no."
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45. But Margaret,
look at how hot it is out here.
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47. "I suppose these
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50. "You can go into our backyard
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51. and have a swim in our pool
during my husband's nap."
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52. Yay!
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53. [gasps, speaks English] "I'll
even add something that should
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54. cool you up for good."
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55. Well, you don't
need to translate that.
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56. They really thought they could
sweet talk her.
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57. Like she's the better half.
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58. Her heart's as open
as a car wash in a monsoon.
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59. Chill, Dad. I've got a plan.
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60. But unlike you,
it might actually work.
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61. Margaret,
of all people.
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62. It's funny,
'cause I married a monster.
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63. Oh...
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64. Mr. Robinson!
- Huh?
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65. What is this?
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66. Your heart won't be able to
watch us suffer, Mr. Robinson.
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67. No, stop, please! Let them
take a dive in that pool.
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68. Dad?
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69. I'm the bad dad?
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70. I'm a bad dad? Good on that!
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71. I'll show him
how much I love my babies.
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72. I love my babies!
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73. Uh, Dad, are you okay?
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74. I think Mr. Robinson's words
got to him.
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75. I had a glorious idea.
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76. If I can't get you into
that pool from above,
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78. Oh yes, glorious.
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79. Well, that helped me
cool off a little,
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80. and it's come to my attention
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81. that I might have
overreacted a little.
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82. Did you hear
that sound, Margaret?
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84. Shh! You try and fix things.
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86. What do you want?
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87. Oh, hey, I, uh...
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88. I just wanted to apologize
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89. for harassing you like
that earlier. I just...
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90. I just want my kids to have
everything they need,
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92. Uh, are you okay?
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93. I understand.
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94. The real reason I wouldn't let
you in the pool
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I built it for
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97. All my life, I worked.
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98. I worked hard, but I knew
why I was doing it.
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two doing here?
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100. I said fix things.
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102. Uh, sorry,
but where is this going?
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103. Eh. Uh, I don't know.
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104. I forgot why I was sad.
I was killing it.
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105. - The pool?
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106. Oh, yeah.
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107. I missed every important
part of my son's childhood.
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108. I actually built this pool
to buy him back.
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109. But we kicked him out
of the house
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110. before it was finished.
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111. Because he
accused us of... heh.
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112. Hold on.
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113. He accused us of being toxic.
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114. Apparently making money
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115. in pesticide is destroying
the planet.
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116. Ridiculous.
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117. In truth, all I did
was for him.
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118. Don't worry,
Mr. Robinson!
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120. And I believe he would love
to go swimming
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121. with you, Mr. Robinson.
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122. I'll go put on
my swimming suit.
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123. What is this?
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124. What do you mean?
We fixed things.
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125. I meant the pool,
not the relationship!
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126. Fix the pool? I'm 12
and he's 10.
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127. Yeah, but that's a combined age
of, uh... uh... uh...
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128. Ugh! It's 23, Dad, come on.
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129. You know I'm no good
with even numbers.
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130. What do we use to plug it?
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131. This!
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134. Ah!
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135. - Ah...
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137. well, not my biggest regret.
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138. My biggest regret was not
investing in cryptocurrency.
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139. But my second biggest regret
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140. is not spending enough time
with you.
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141. - Huh?
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142. Yes. Let this water
cleanse our past.
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143. You should join us.
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144. Oh no,
I think we're good. Thank you.
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145. I insist.
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146. Hmm.
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147. Sorry, kids.
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148. Well, you did get us
into that pool in the end.
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