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1. Hmm. I see.

2. Normally, I only see wrinkles like this

3. in my patients going through a midlife crisis.

4. Any recent electric skateboard purchases?

5. Mm, no.

6. Started writing unironic poems on social media

7. and no longer have anyone cool in your life

8. to tell you they're whack?

9. No.

10. Okay. Started a vanity musical EDM project?

11. Uh, Doctor. She's four.

12. Interesting data point.

13. Anyone at home that's causing her undue stress?

14. - Uh— Uh, excuse me?

15. I think your water slide is broken.

16. Ah.

17. Hmm. I see.

18. Is there a cure, Doctor?

19. How do you feel about faking your untimely demise?

20. Mm, not great?

21. Hmm, then no.

22. - Huh?

23. Anais, you really don't have to worry about us.

24. We're fine.

25. Ah.

26. Hmm.

27. Ah.

28. So we're a bit prone to trouble.

29. That shouldn't stress you out.

30. We always come out okay.

31. Yeah, because I make sure you do.

32. I prepared for your future problems for the next 40 years.

33. I found an academy to toughen Darwin up

34. so no one can take advantage of him when he leaves home.

35. I also put a top lawyer for Gumball

36. on retainer because, um...

37. - Well.

38. Mm-hmm.

39. And then, for Mom and Dad,

40. something to keep you entertained when you retire.

41. So you don't do the five-point head explosion technique

42. on Dad, when you finally realize who you chose to spend

43. the rest of your life with.

44. All right, if that's what it takes

45. to put your little mind at ease, we'll do it.

46. But please stop stressing out.

47. You're gonna turn that little face into a microwaved prune.

48. Uh-oh.

49. We'll do what we need to put your mind at ease.

50. - Oh. Hello!

51. Oh. Hi.

52. I believe I have a reservation for a full breakdown

53. and rebuild as a weapon.

54. Should be under the name "Darwin Watterson."

55. Five, four...

56. - Ooh! A countdown! - ... three...

57. - I hope it's to a song. - ... two...

58. one.

59. When you take this mask off, you will be one of us.

60. You have been broken and rebuilt as a weapon.

61. You are now ready for your final test.

62. Show us who you are now.

63. Fetch, lovely boy!

64. What the—

65. How?

66. He's still exactly the same.

67. He can't be.

68. He's cute!

69. Could it be that in cuteness lies infinite strength?

70. Okay, uh, thank you.

71. That was quite the workout.

72. Um...

73. Okay, see ya. And again,

74. love the concept. The music, the mysterious vibes.

75. Outfits are super fierce.

76. Okay. Bye.

77. Huh?

78. The Unbreakable thinks we're whack.

79. He mocked our attire.

80. No, no. I think he just meant it was kind of like uninviting.

81. Like it's cute, but it's not cute-cute.

82. Maybe if we sold it with more, like, little spoon energy.

83. Cute.

84. I actually love being the little spoon,

85. so I'm very excited about this.

86. This is exactly what I mean.

87. Trouble just seems to follow you.

88. Thirty-eight counts of breaking and entering,

89. 54 cases of damage to public property,

90. 280 reported cases of causing a public nuisance.

91. As an adult, you would be given 402 life sentences.

92. No parole.

93. Um, okay, and what does that mean?

94. It means stop doing anything, right now, forever.

95. But I'm a kid!

96. Well, since the precedent of Kids v. Being Kids,

97. your federal misdemeanors are classified

98. as charming hijinks until you turn 18.

99. But the clock is ticking, Mr. Watterson.

100. Oh, man! Bummer. So what do I do?

101. It seems anything you do will lead to crime.

102. So, nothing.

103. Um... okay.

104. Hi!

105. Oh, we're just looking for a list of witnesses

106. and then we'll be out of your hair.

107. We'll just be a second.

108. Do something.

109. You said do nothing.

110. Then you'll be found guilty of helping a crime.

111. Call the police, now!

112. Oh. All right.

113. Huh?

114. Hmm, okay, so you're telling me that after wrecking your office

115. while doing... nothing, he helped the criminals

116. find a list of witnesses by... breathing?

117. And where did you say the weapon

118. of the crime came from?

119. Nowhere. Okay, I'm very aware

120. that even I can't defend any of this in court.

121. So just arrest me.

122. Wow, I just can't believe she bought us a sanctuary

123. to take care of rescue animals in our retirement years.

124. - So thoughtful. - Yeah.

125. It's so nice just getting out of the rat race, you know?

126. Uh, sure.

127. Just finally doing something for me.

128. - Hmm?

129. Oh, sorry. Something for us.

130. That's not— Richard, you can't be retired

131. if you have nothing to retire from.

132. You didn't have a job!

133. Oh!

134. So you don't call raising our family

135. or looking after the home a job?

136. I do. And I was the one doing that job.

137. Excuse me?

138. - I cleaned... - ... our savings!

139. - I cooked... - ... the books!

140. And got us into trouble with the IRS.

141. I watched the kids...

142. hurt themselves, so you can post fail videos online!

143. - No, no, Richard, it's fine.

144. You do a lot for this family.

145. I know. I'm just... I'm a little antsy.

146. I'm just not used to not being busy, you know?

147. Well, then let's throw our grand opening celebration

148. and show these poor, bored animals

149. things are going to be more fun now we're here.

150. No, no, Richard, I don't think we—

151. Uh, is that cow baring its teeth?

152. No, it's smiling.

153. It's having such a good time.

154. I think you wear it well.

155. Oh, please. I look like a 3D-printed walnut.

156. Oh, don't be so harsh on yourself.

157. It's more like a pile of sliced processed meat.

158. Thanks.

159. Oh, come on. I think we proved something here.

160. Darwin can totally handle whatever life throws at him.

161. And I can still do six years of crime.

162. As for what happened with Mom and Dad,

163. I mean, she knew what she signed up for.

164. And I think it's good that you started

165. your midlife crisis early.

166. Most of life is a crisis.

167. At least the way we do it.

168. Is this supposed to make me feel any better?

169. No! Worse.

170. Embrace the disaster.

171. Mistakes are what makes life interesting.

172. Okay, what was that about?

173. You all just mumbled some song and jumped out the window.

174. Aww.

175. I think I understand. It's not up to me

176. to fix people's mistakes,

177. because how else will they learn to be better?

178. From here onwards, I will stop bailing out Mom every time

179. - she assaults someone...

180. doing Gumball and Darwin's homework,

181. and stopping Dad from eating cotton buds

182. because they look like mini candy floss.

183. So you're on your own.

184. Hey...