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1. Ugh!

2. What is that?

3. I don't know.

4. Making food without Mom is hard.

5. Everything in this fridge is so outdated.

6. Hashtag Hashbrowns?

7. Ugh! Is this dressing blue and black?

8. Looks white and gold to me.

9. Dude, look.

10. I think the next thing to expire is Dad.

11. So I had to hardwire the gradient system

12. so I could localize aeration effectively.

13. The polarizing magnetic output had to be...

14. Dude, I think this used to be milk.

15. Five, four, three, two...

16. Dad, what was that?

17. The five-second rule.

18. It is the fundamental rule of the galaxy

19. and the code by which I live,

20. to eat any food left on the floor

21. within five seconds.

22. After that, it is lost forever.

23. Dad, that milk was rotten.

24. - Oh, be quiet.

25. Expiration dates are

26. more of a loose suggestion anyway.

27. Now, go on, honey. What were you saying?

28. Well, basically, this device can give organic matter

29. the ability to intelligently...

30. Sorry. What was that?

31. It gives organic matter the...

32. Sorry, you were saying?

33. Ah, forget it.

34. I'll just show you.

35. Water me!

36. Or give me death.

37. Whoa!

38. Truly horrifying.

39. - Here, let me try. - Gumball!

40. We are many.

41. We are colony, so we shall rise.

42. - Whoa! - Ooh!

43. Let's see what this hot dog bun is thinking about.

44. It won't work on that.

45. - It's not organic. - Said so on the packaging.

46. Why are you trying to silence the hot dog?

47. No! Give it back!

48. What secrets does it have on you?

49. Dad, you ate my invention!

50. Aww! Sorry, honey.

51. It was the five-second rule.

52. It's okay.

53. I guess I was foolish to expect you

54. to understand what I made anyway.

55. - Anais, I'm sorr—

56. - I understand, Anais.

57. Hello there.

58. Well, that's new.

59. I've heard some disturbing sounds

60. come out of Dad's gut,

61. but this... this...

62. Actually, this doesn't break the top three.

63. Wow. The device.

64. - Uh— - It-It must have...

65. Combined with the stomach lining,

66. causing the exogenous contrast agents

67. to amplify even further?

68. Y-Yeah. How did you know?

69. Your father's eating habits

70. have exposed me to so many digestive challenges

71. that my intellect far exceeds that of a regular stomach.

72. Uh, you're welcome?

73. And now, thanks to you, Anais, I have a voice.

74. Uh, how come it's not muffled though,

75. like the device is inside the stomach?

76. I'm utilizing the acoustics of two of your dad's orifices.

77. - One is— - Uh...

78. I don't think we need to know.

79. Anais, I think your invention is incredible,

80. and I'd love to run some further tests.

81. Let's enjoy a day full of intellectual activities.

82. - I'd love to! - That is,

83. if it's okay with your father.

84. Uh... Well...

85. Please, Dad, please?

86. Uh...

87. Anything for my girl.

88. I think that's checkmate.

89. Whoa! I've never seen

90. the Albin Counter done so effectively.

91. Ah, I mean, you kind of had me at D5.

92. You guys have to help me.

93. This new dad is so smart,

94. he's going to take Anais away from me.

95. How would he take her away from you?

96. Not actually. It's just like in a feelings kind of way.

97. Like, you know, like—

98. I wish there was a word for this.

99. It's "metaphorically."

100. You mean to say I'm metaphorically

101. taking your daughter away from you.

102. Well, I'm fling flong flabbibly not gonna let that happen.

103. Dad, uh, "metaphorically" is a real word.

104. Oh. What do I do?

105. Why don't you prove you are smart

106. - by beating them? - Hmm.

107. I'm here to take you down, evil king!

108. Uh...

109. - Checkmate? Hmm.

110. I think they called that one "the Fool's Gambit."

111. Hey, Anais, how about a snack break?

112. The only break we need

113. is from that cavernous appetite of yours.

114. Hey, don't talk to the top of our dad like that,

115. - weird lower Dad. - Hmph!

116. Guys, what do I do?

117. I can't play this weird trumpet thing.

118. Dad, just imagine it's like the TV remote.

119. You're watching Monster Trucks Makeover.

120. Then you switch over to Blind Baking Boxers,

121. then over to the cartoon channels,

122. then back in time to Season 17 of Snog Island.

123. Oi, babe. Did you snog him?

124. Did you snog him though?

125. Hmm?

126. Um, excuse me. Can you keep it down?

127. We're trying to play here.

128. Oh, I thought you were just warming up.

129. Dad, we're playing improvisational jazz.

130. Yes, and Anais was playing

131. some of the most intricate formations

132. I've ever heard before someone interrupted.

133. It's okay. Let's just take it from the top.

134. Yes.

135. Let's take it from the top.

136. I'm so hungry.

137. I've never gone this long without...

138. What? Where's all the food?

139. I removed it while you were taking a nap.

140. That stuff is garbage anyway.

141. - Don't you dare!

142. That thing is beyond disgusting!

143. Let me...

144. Stop! No! No snacking for you!

145. - Snack time! Stop it!

146. Dad, where are you?

147. Be right there, honey.

148. Oh!

149. Whoa, Dad, you really don't look good.

150. But this painting does.

151. You think she'll like it?

152. Oh, she's gonna love it.

153. Ah, yes. The speed and anxiety of modern life.

154. Yet there is conflict.

155. Do I sense conflict, Anais?

156. - Oh! Um... - Dude!

157. You couldn't even think of anything to paint.

158. Yes, to the untrained eye, maybe,

159. but it actually conveys

160. the complete lack of intelligence

161. this family possesses.

162. Right, Anais?

163. Yeah.

164. Well, Dad did the best one anyway.

165. - Look. - Wait, wait. Gumball, don't.

166. We can actually see what it is.

167. I know it's not very good.

168. Literalism. How achingly passe.

169. Not to worry. I can fix it.

170. I'm so hungry.

171. Dad, are you okay?

172. Maybe it would be best

173. to just let him take over for a bit.

174. First intelligent idea you've ever had.

175. You deserve a dad who knows what a meta...

176. Dad!

177. Whoa!

178. - Uh, Mr. Dad! - Dad?

179. What?

180. What have you done with my dad?

181. Join me, Anais.

182. Together, we can build many more devices,

183. transforming guts around the world

184. and bringing forth a new dawn of humanity!

185. No way!

186. Give me my dad back.

187. Your dad is gone, Anais.

188. Is that bellybutton fluff?

189. It is an organic pathway

190. to a new enlightened interconnected ecosystem.

191. So, yes?

192. Whoa!

193. Guys, I'm sorry.

194. This is all my fault.

195. No, it's not.

196. I forgot to flush last time I was in here.

197. I was in a hurry. The school bus was coming,

198. - and I was— - No, I meant with Dad.

199. - Oh.

200. It's okay, Anais.

201. We've all wished Dad could be a bit more...

202. well, less Dad.

203. But I do wish he was here right now.

204. What's wrong with him?

205. He's turned into, like, a used wet trash bag.

206. He must be too weak.

207. I don't think he's eaten anything

208. since this morning.

209. I know what to do.

210. Open the door and follow my lead.

211. C-Can you tell us your plan first?

212. Yeah, like explain it before we open the door.

213. No. It's more dramatic this way.

214. Where did he go?

215. Oh, no, it's empty.

216. Wait, look.

217. There'll be no more dinner for Daddy, I'm afraid.

218. Try and slow it down.

219. I'll get the yogurt.

220. It's frozen solid.

221. Take that. Hyah!

222. Stop it!

223. Here. Take the whole drawer!

224. Now, that's what I call an acid reflex.

225. Got it! Now I just have—

226. I don't think so, darling.

227. I thought you were smarter than this.

228. You could have learned so much from me.

229. Five, four...

230. - W-What are you doing? - ... three...

231. - Why are you counting? - ... two,

232. - one.

233. No, no, no. What's happening?

234. What have you put inside me?

235. What is this?

236. Hey, kids, I'm back.

237. - Dad! - Dad!

238. - Kids! I've missed you so much. - You're back!

239. Dad, I'm sorry I sided with that Gut Dad.

240. I guess it was tempting to be around someone super smart.

241. Hey, he couldn't have been that intelligent

242. if he wasn't smart enough to love you three.

243. - Oh.

244. Now, if you'll excuse me, please.

245. Hey, guys, I brought home...

246. - dinner? - I could eat.