1. Dad.Copy !req
2. Dad.Copy !req
3. Hey, y'all, there's something
I need to tell you both.Copy !req
4. Okay.
It's not that big a deal.Copy !req
5. Don't freak out.Copy !req
6. What do you mean,
"Don't freak out"?Copy !req
7. You know the monastery
I wanted to visit here?Copy !req
8. Well,
it has a meditation center too.Copy !req
9. The reason I asked to come hereCopy !req
10. is so that I could check it out.Copy !req
11. And I did.Copy !req
12. And I really, really like it.Copy !req
13. And I think it's what
I'm gonna do after I graduate.Copy !req
14. I don't understand. You-- You...Copy !req
15. You-- You want to what?
I-- I'm, um...Copy !req
16. Move here. After I graduate.
Just, like, at least for a year.Copy !req
17. Move here and... and do what?Copy !req
18. Meditate. And...
And, like, immerse myselfCopy !req
19. so I can really understand
BuddhismCopy !req
20. and develop my spirituality.Copy !req
21. But you're not a Buddhist.Copy !req
22. Yes, I am, Mom.Copy !req
23. Honey, you're not from China.Copy !req
24. What does that have to do
with anything?Copy !req
25. You can be interested
in this stuff,Copy !req
26. but you could
never really be it.Copy !req
27. We're from
an entirely different world.Copy !req
28. Okay, well,
you call yourself a Christian,Copy !req
29. but you weren't born
in Bethlehem.Copy !req
30. But everyone I know
is a Christian.Copy !req
31. My parents were Christians.
Your parents are Christians.Copy !req
32. I... I thought we were here
for your thesis, Pipe.Copy !req
33. There is no thesis.Copy !req
34. - What? What do you mean?
- There is no thesis.Copy !req
35. There's no thesis?Copy !req
36. We're here to check out
this meditation centerCopy !req
37. because I'm gonna live there
for at least the next year.Copy !req
38. You want to live in Taiwan?Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. What happened?Copy !req
41. Nothing happened, Mom. I...Copy !req
42. - Honey, I just...
- You've known that I wantedCopy !req
43. to do this.
You've known that I wanted to--Copy !req
44. Gaitok.Copy !req
45. What are you doing?
Something wrong?Copy !req
46. N-- No, no. Uh,
I... I just want to see Mook.Copy !req
47. - M-- Mook?
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. Okay. Good. Um, um...Copy !req
49. But, um...
just a few minutes, please.Copy !req
50. - Ok-- Okay.
- Because who is in the booth?Copy !req
51. - Yes, yes. Okay.
- It's fine.Copy !req
52. - It's fine.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
53. Thank you.Copy !req
54. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
55. I am very sorry
for lying to you.Copy !req
56. I didn't--
I didn't want to do that. I...Copy !req
57. Confidence, Loch.Copy !req
58. Okay, that's how you get
people to do what you want.Copy !req
59. Because most people
don't know what they want,Copy !req
60. and a lot of them...
Here's a little secret.Copy !req
61. They just wanna be used.Copy !req
62. No, I'm serious.
Th-- They don't have the vision.Copy !req
63. They're just sitting there
waiting for someoneCopy !req
64. to come along
and tell them what to do.Copy !req
65. I like the little magician.Copy !req
66. I just like innocent,
young guys.Copy !req
67. When they see you naked,
they shake.Copy !req
68. And you can see
their little heartsCopy !req
69. beating inside their chests.Copy !req
70. I just want some attention.
You know?Copy !req
71. Gary used to want it
three times a dayCopy !req
72. and now,
he's like a fucking monk.Copy !req
73. Oh, I could never cheat on Rick.Copy !req
74. I'm a romantic.Copy !req
75. - Oh, no. Chels.
- What?Copy !req
76. When I was modeling,
all the girls who were romanticCopy !req
77. ended up broke
and brokenhearted. Or worse.Copy !req
78. What's worse?Copy !req
79. Chloe likes your magic.Copy !req
80. It's good. I mean,
she's a little bit older,Copy !req
81. more mature.Copy !req
82. That's what you need.Copy !req
83. And I'll try for the other oneCopy !req
84. because she's so fucking rude
to me that it turns me on.Copy !req
85. And I love
a good challenge, you know?Copy !req
86. But it's better to go
for what you want in lifeCopy !req
87. and get rejected
than have the shotCopy !req
88. and not take it.Copy !req
89. We have one life, Loch.Copy !req
90. But what if this life
is just a test,Copy !req
91. like, to see
if we can become better people?Copy !req
92. No.Copy !req
93. What?Copy !req
94. What?Copy !req
95. Something
really bad's gonna happen.Copy !req
96. No.Copy !req
97. No, it is.
Rick's a hothead.Copy !req
98. He's fucking mental.Copy !req
99. He gets into fights,Copy !req
100. but I'm always there
to calm him down, so...Copy !req
101. But you can't waste
your whole lifeCopy !req
102. trying to rescue him.Copy !req
103. He's like my child.Copy !req
104. He's 50.Copy !req
105. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
106. Dude, here they come.Copy !req
107. Hey, what are you guys doing
over here?Copy !req
108. Ah, you know,
brothers being brothers.Copy !req
109. Brothers bonding, you know.Copy !req
110. Brotherly love.Copy !req
111. Wait, so you guys
know each other from Russia?Copy !req
112. Vladivostok. We were friends
since we were young.Copy !req
113. Same here. We've been friends
since we were young, too.Copy !req
114. - Yes!
- Yes.Copy !req
115. - No way.
- Same, same.Copy !req
116. My parents are dead.Copy !req
117. Oh, no.Copy !req
118. And my sister is a bitch.
That's why I like my friends.Copy !req
119. - They are everything for me...
- Everything.Copy !req
120. ...you know?Copy !req
121. Do all the men in Vladivostok
look like you guys?Copy !req
122. What, incredibly handsome?Copy !req
123. - Oh. Uh...
- That's not what I said.Copy !req
124. Okay, Aleksei and I
were in dance class together.Copy !req
125. Uh, yes, uh, ballet.Copy !req
126. Oh! Jaclyn...Copy !req
127. - Yes!
- ...and I met in ballet!Copy !req
128. - Yes! We did, yeah.
- No way.Copy !req
129. - Yes!
- I actually played softball.Copy !req
130. And I did exercise with tires.Copy !req
131. When you flip tires and...
and ropes, like, heavy ropes.Copy !req
132. - Like that.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
133. Since we're all
trained dancers...Copy !req
134. - That's a lot!
- ...except for Kate and, um...Copy !req
135. - Vlad.
- Vlad.Copy !req
136. - Vlad.
- Should we?Copy !req
137. Should we dance?Copy !req
138. Laurie? Would you like?Copy !req
139. Okay.Copy !req
140. - Okay!
- Whoo!Copy !req
141. You're already
on the dance floor!Copy !req
142. - Yay! Whoo!
- All right, let's go!Copy !req
143. All right then, let's go.Copy !req
144. Khun Belinda.Copy !req
145. - How are you?
- Oh.Copy !req
146. Are you enjoying the exchange?Copy !req
147. - Absolutely.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
148. It appears you have many fans.Copy !req
149. One of our regulars was just
asking me all about you.Copy !req
150. Really?Copy !req
151. Yeah, wanted to know your name
and why you're here.Copy !req
152. I think you've caught his eye.Copy !req
153. Who was it?Copy !req
154. He's an American.
He has a lovely girlfriend,Copy !req
155. but he certainly seems
interested in you.Copy !req
156. I think he's quite rich.Copy !req
157. I'll introduce you.Copy !req
158. I don't know what to say. I'm...Copy !req
159. Look, I didn't want to lie,
but I wanted to come hereCopy !req
160. to make sure that it was
the right place for me,Copy !req
161. and... and it is.Copy !req
162. You're gonna live
in some dirty monasteryCopy !req
163. for a year
with a bunch of grungy kidsCopy !req
164. who have no purpose?Copy !req
165. Mom, it's not that I don't have
a purpose.Copy !req
166. I just think
that this will help meCopy !req
167. figure out what that purpose is.Copy !req
168. You didn't have to go
halfway around the worldCopy !req
169. to a place where they don't even
speak English.Copy !req
170. I need to figure out
what makes me happy.Copy !req
171. Okay? Obviously.
I'm... I'm not Saxon.Copy !req
172. I'm not just gonna sign up
to all of the...Copy !req
173. - All the what?
- All the bullshit!Copy !req
174. Fabian, I need to fill you in
on a little something.Copy !req
175. I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.Copy !req
176. I'm, uh,
a little freaked out. Uh...Copy !req
177. The guy that was asking
about me,Copy !req
178. I know him.Copy !req
179. I've met him in Maui.Copy !req
180. He was dating a woman
I was gonna start a business with.Copy !req
181. She was gonna help me
open up my own spa.Copy !req
182. - Okay.
- And...Copy !req
183. ...I just found out today...Copy !req
184. she's dead.Copy !req
185. She was murdered.Copy !req
186. And, uh...
I mean, it's not clear.Copy !req
187. She... she drowned,
but people were murderedCopy !req
188. last summer in Italy.Copy !req
189. Okay.Copy !req
190. Greg was her husband.Copy !req
191. Gary?Copy !req
192. His name's Greg.
I saw him at the beach barbecue.Copy !req
193. I recognized him. He lied.
Changed his name.Copy !req
194. And I think
he's obviously hiding out here.Copy !req
195. Why?Copy !req
196. They're looking to question him.Copy !req
197. - Why?
- They think he killed his wife.Copy !req
198. No-- I'll send you the link!Copy !req
199. Do that.Copy !req
200. Because I'm having
trouble following.Copy !req
201. It's just, I'm a little worried,
because he's asking about me,Copy !req
202. because I recognized him, okay?Copy !req
203. And I think he could be,
you know, a little dangerous.Copy !req
204. You think he's dangerous?Copy !req
205. I mean, he killed his wife.Copy !req
206. I mean,
I think we should call the police.Copy !req
207. Don't you?
But which ones, right?Copy !req
208. Thai police?
The Americans? Italy?Copy !req
209. - Maybe we call all the police.
- We are not calling the police.Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. You may be mistaken.Copy !req
212. And we shouldn't
even be gossiping.Copy !req
213. It's bad form to talk
about a guest in this way.Copy !req
214. Some people here
have colorful pasts.Copy !req
215. It's really not wise
to stir anything up.Copy !req
216. I don't think you have
anything to worry about,Copy !req
217. as long as you focus
on yourself and your job.Copy !req
218. I didn't sense
Gary had any ill intentions.Copy !req
219. He was just, uh, curious.Copy !req
220. I think you'll survive.Copy !req
221. Madame, bonsoir. Ça va?Copy !req
222. I'm just trying to understandCopy !req
223. why you've become so extreme.Copy !req
224. From my point of view,
it's not extreme.Copy !req
225. You'll be dropping out
of society, Piper.Copy !req
226. Mom, it's just a year.Copy !req
227. In a year, you could end upCopy !req
228. with a completely different
set of values.Copy !req
229. Different than what?Copy !req
230. - Than the ones we gave you!
- Yeah. That's kinda the idea.Copy !req
231. Are you hearing this?Copy !req
232. Uh, I-- Is it...Copy !req
233. I gotta...
Uh, I'll be right back.Copy !req
234. He's in shock.
We're both in shock.Copy !req
235. I cannot find something.Copy !req
236. I think you have it.Copy !req
237. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
238. So what happens
at these parties?Copy !req
239. Well, you know,
all the vampires come out.Copy !req
240. Everyone gets laid.Copy !req
241. And we need to honor
the local traditions.Copy !req
242. Right?Copy !req
243. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
244. So what happened to your man?Copy !req
245. He had to go to Bangkok.Copy !req
246. Dealing with some
personal issues.Copy !req
247. Well, no old men
with issues here tonight.Copy !req
248. Oh, trust me. You've got issues.Copy !req
249. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
250. No, I'm like a blank page.
I'm a fresh breeze, baby.Copy !req
251. I can be anything
you want me to be.Copy !req
252. How about you just be not weird?Copy !req
253. Hey!Copy !req
254. Look at this guy.Copy !req
255. My man, what's happening?
It's great to see you.Copy !req
256. - Wow, you look great, man.
- You look great.Copy !req
257. You thirsty?Copy !req
258. - Yeah, whatever you want, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
259. Bar's right through here.
This way.Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. Oh, that was so fun.Copy !req
262. God, we used to dance
like that for hours.Copy !req
263. Oh! Like a hundred years ago.Copy !req
264. - Shut up, Kate!
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
265. I'm out of shape.Copy !req
266. No, you're not.
You look great out there.Copy !req
267. He made me look good.Copy !req
268. Stop it.Copy !req
269. You guys looked amazing.Copy !req
270. Well, you're a very,
very sexy dancer.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. Whoa! He just called you
a sexy dancer.Copy !req
273. No, no, he's a charmer.Copy !req
274. I tell the truth.Copy !req
275. Oh my gosh, wait.Copy !req
276. Hey, what is that? What is that?Copy !req
277. Ah, shots!Copy !req
278. Shots, we bring shots.Copy !req
279. - Shots.
- Medicine.Copy !req
280. - Brought you medicine.
- One for you.Copy !req
281. Yes!Copy !req
282. Yes, vodka.Copy !req
283. Na zdorovye!Copy !req
284. Jaclyn,Copy !req
285. we only say that in movies.Copy !req
286. - What?
- What do you say?Copy !req
287. - Za lubov.
- Za lubov.Copy !req
288. - "For love." Za lubov.
- Za lubov.Copy !req
289. Zo lubov?Copy !req
290. - Za luboyv.
- Ja luboyv.Copy !req
291. Za lubov.Copy !req
292. Shia LaBeouf!Copy !req
293. Shia LaBeouf!Copy !req
294. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
295. No, no, no, no. I'm done.Copy !req
296. - I'm done. I'm done.
- Yes, Kate!Copy !req
297. Oh my God! I'm a lightweight!Copy !req
298. - I can't! Guys!
- Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!Copy !req
299. Kate! Kate!
Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!Copy !req
300. Somebody else do it!
Somebody else do it.Copy !req
301. Whoo!Copy !req
302. Somebody had to do it.Copy !req
303. - Somebody had to do it.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
304. Everything okay with you?
You seem nervous.Copy !req
305. Maybe post-traumatic stress
from the injury to your head.Copy !req
306. I have antacid
if your stomach upset.Copy !req
307. Uh, I get digestion issue
when I'm nervous, uh...Copy !req
308. You want antacid?Copy !req
309. - Sawatdee khrap.
- Sawatdee khrap.Copy !req
310. What if it's a cult, Piper?Copy !req
311. - We need to look into it.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
312. - We haven't even seen the place.
- Mom, I promise youCopy !req
313. it is very legit.Copy !req
314. The monk who runs it,Copy !req
315. he has written major books.Copy !req
316. So? Charles Manson wrote books.Copy !req
317. Bill Clinton wrote books.Copy !req
318. The list goes on.Copy !req
319. Hillary Clinton
wrote five books.Copy !req
320. Mom, does he look
like Charles Manson to you?Copy !req
321. No,
but he doesn't look normal.Copy !req
322. He looks like a Hare Krishna.Copy !req
323. Oh my God.Copy !req
324. There's sex cults, Piper. NXIVM.Copy !req
325. - Oh, come on.
- You could end up a concubineCopy !req
326. to some weird guru
with a bunch of sister wives.Copy !req
327. Getting branded
and all sorts of...Copy !req
328. Don't look at me like I'm crazy.Copy !req
329. It happens all the time.
Sheltered girls like youCopy !req
330. are constantly getting
brainwashed and turned out.Copy !req
331. Okay, Mom, well, if it's a cult,Copy !req
332. it's a cult
with a billion members, okay?Copy !req
333. Still a cult!
Look at the Catholics.Copy !req
334. Look at them. Organized religionCopy !req
335. and deviant sex
can go hand in hand.Copy !req
336. Okay, Mom, well,
you know what?Copy !req
337. I'm happy for you to talk to him
or whoever, all right?Copy !req
338. - Like, 'cause...
- Good.Copy !req
339. Because we're gonna go
over thereCopy !req
340. first thing tomorrow,
and your father's gonna haveCopy !req
341. a nice visit with him.
Right, Tim?Copy !req
342. Yeah, sure, I'll talk to him.Copy !req
343. I don't even have my Lorazepam.Copy !req
344. I'm gonna have
to drink myself to sleep.Copy !req
345. Why is she so bothered?Copy !req
346. Oh, I think it's just...Copy !req
347. hard for her to get her head around,
honey. You know?Copy !req
348. Well, it's not like
y'all ever raised usCopy !req
349. to be big Christians.Copy !req
350. I was an altar boy, you know?Copy !req
351. Sung the solo
at Christmas service.Copy !req
352. Lo, how a rose e'er bloomingCopy !req
353. From tender stem hath sprungCopy !req
354. - Of Jesse's lineage coming
- Okay.Copy !req
355. - As men of old have sung
- Goodnight.Copy !req
356. It came a flower brightCopy !req
357. In the cold midwinterCopy !req
358. When half-done was the nightCopy !req
359. Chloe. Uh...Copy !req
360. - To make drinks.
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
361. - And, uh, pink for the lady.
- Come on, we got to share it.Copy !req
362. - I'm gonna make this call.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
363. - Just drink it. Come on!
- I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
364. - Back in a sec.
- Perfect! She doesn't want it,Copy !req
365. I'll take it.Copy !req
366. - Khun Bird!
- Hey.Copy !req
367. - Hi!
- You come to Full Moon Party?Copy !req
368. - Yes! So nice to see you.
- Oh my god.Copy !req
369. Great to see you too.Copy !req
370. Dude. Dude!Copy !req
371. Pace yourself.Copy !req
372. We need you
on your game tonight, okay?Copy !req
373. Let them get all messy.Copy !req
374. Dude, I'm a senior, bro!Copy !req
375. In high school!Copy !req
376. One day,Copy !req
377. I'm gonna take you down.Copy !req
378. Yeah? Come here. Come here.Copy !req
379. - Stop it!
- Huh? A little noogie?Copy !req
380. - You want a little noogie?
- Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
381. - Look what I got.
- What? Uh, nope.Copy !req
382. Saxon doesn't do drugs.
I am the drug. Whoo!Copy !req
383. They're little candies.Copy !req
384. They're little sweeties!
Take it.Copy !req
385. - Mm-mm.
- Come on.Copy !req
386. Ooh. Dude!Copy !req
387. - Yes.
- Dude.Copy !req
388. - What?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
389. Don't be mad.Copy !req
390. - What's the problem?
- Nothing.Copy !req
391. Can I get a De-- a Dewar's?
And, what do you want?Copy !req
392. Do you have a chamomile tea?Copy !req
393. Okay, one Dewar for youCopy !req
394. and one chamomile tea
for you, sir.Copy !req
395. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
396. Chamomile tea?Copy !req
397. Yeah.Copy !req
398. Hey! What you doing,
are you already asleep?Copy !req
399. Look, I don't wanna fight, okay?Copy !req
400. I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
401. I hope you're okay.Copy !req
402. Bye.Copy !req
403. - No.
- Fuck him.Copy !req
404. Whatever, I'm ready to have fun.Copy !req
405. - Good timing.
- There she is. Finally. Yes.Copy !req
406. Look what I have...Copy !req
407. What is it?Copy !req
408. Come on.
This is our one night awayCopy !req
409. from the grumpy old geezers.
Come on. Take it.Copy !req
410. That's true.Copy !req
411. - Oh, boy.
Yeah!Copy !req
412. - Last one.
- Nope.Copy !req
413. Do it.Copy !req
414. - Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
415. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
416. I don't normally take drugs...Copy !req
417. so don't take advantage of me.
Let's go!Copy !req
418. - Okay!
- We'll try real hard.Copy !req
419. Yeah. Really hard.Copy !req
420. - Cheers.
- Uh-huh. Hmm.Copy !req
421. How is your chamomile tea?Copy !req
422. It-- It's good, yeah. It's good.Copy !req
423. - You're not drinkin'?
- Been sober ten months.Copy !req
424. Ten months?Copy !req
425. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
426. I don't think
we've ever hung out sober.Copy !req
427. - Ever.
- Well, what can I say?Copy !req
428. You know, I've-- I, uh...
I found religion.Copy !req
429. Really?Copy !req
430. Wow.Copy !req
431. - What happened?
- Well, you know, it's...Copy !req
432. I took the partying thing
as far as it could go.Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. You did always take it
to the next level.Copy !req
435. I kind of figured
we'd be doing that tonight.Copy !req
436. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.Copy !req
437. Ah. You're not disappointing me.Copy !req
438. It's really good to see you, man.Copy !req
439. It's so good to see you, dude.Copy !req
440. I also wanted to bring you
what you asked for.Copy !req
441. And I appreciate it.Copy !req
442. Hope you don't have to use that.Copy !req
443. What, you getting
tender-hearted on me?Copy !req
444. Praise Buddha.Copy !req
445. Yeah.Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Okay, I think we should go.Copy !req
448. Really? No.Copy !req
449. Okay. God.Copy !req
450. Valentin.Copy !req
451. - I think we're gonna go.
- We're going?Copy !req
452. - Yeah.
- No, no, no, don't go.Copy !req
453. It's normal.
They always fight like this.Copy !req
454. No, no, no, we need to go.Copy !req
455. You guys should come
back to the villa.Copy !req
456. Yes, yes, let's drink
at the villa.Copy !req
457. That's a great idea.Copy !req
458. I'll get you a taxi,Copy !req
459. and we'll meet you
back at the hotel.Copy !req
460. Yes!Copy !req
461. I don't think
that's a very good idea.Copy !req
462. Hey, I think we should
just go to bed, don't you?Copy !req
463. Aleksei.Copy !req
464. I'll see you back at the villa.Copy !req
465. Do svidaniya!Copy !req
466. I have seen him here, yeah.Copy !req
467. I'm telling you...Copy !req
468. Do you think he might
want to do something?Copy !req
469. Like, to me. You know?Copy !req
470. I mean, it would be
just my luck.Copy !req
471. I'm just starting to feel
good about life again,Copy !req
472. and plot twist,
out of the blue, just...Copy !req
473. Seriously.Copy !req
474. Hey.Copy !req
475. I'll keep you safe.Copy !req
476. Sounds like
it's coming from right outside.Copy !req
477. No.
Sounds like it's inside.Copy !req
478. - Shit! What the fuck? Jesus!
- What, what, what, what?Copy !req
479. - Oh!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
480. Oh my God! Oh my God!Copy !req
481. Get it out! Pornchai!Copy !req
482. Okay, okay.Copy !req
483. Mm-mm, mm-mm,
mm-mm, mm-mm!Copy !req
484. This way, this way.Copy !req
485. Yes, yes, that way.Copy !req
486. That way, yes, yes.Copy !req
487. No, get it out,
get it out, get it out.Copy !req
488. You're going home now.
Yeah. Okay. Go, go, go.Copy !req
489. Okay, okay.Copy !req
490. - Oh, God, thank fuck.
- Done.Copy !req
491. - Seriously, what was that?
- Phew!Copy !req
492. A lizard, a lizard.Copy !req
493. You must have left
the door open.Copy !req
494. Oh my God, was it living
in here with me the whole time?Copy !req
495. He's gone now,
and you're okay.Copy !req
496. And, uh, maybe I should go.Copy !req
497. Uh-- N-- No.
Please stay.Copy !req
498. Would you mind?Copy !req
499. Zion will be here tomorrow,
and then I'll have him,Copy !req
500. but for tonight it's just...Copy !req
501. And I'm a little...Copy !req
502. scared.Copy !req
503. Okay.Copy !req
504. Okay! Thank God!Copy !req
505. Thank you! Thank...Copy !req
506. Thank both of you, so...Copy !req
507. What are people gonna say?Copy !req
508. They're gonna think
we're bad parents.Copy !req
509. I wouldn't worry about that.Copy !req
510. You can do everything right,Copy !req
511. but still, at any moment...Copy !req
512. something can come along and...Copy !req
513. upend everything.Copy !req
514. Oh, God.Copy !req
515. Please.Copy !req
516. Oh, please, God.Copy !req
517. Uh-oh!Copy !req
518. Here she comes!Copy !req
519. - Yeah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
520. Well, you know, I'm...Copy !req
521. I moved here because, uh...Copy !req
522. I moved here because, you know,
well, I had to leave the States,Copy !req
523. but I picked Thailand
because, uh...Copy !req
524. Because I always had a thing
for Asian girls, you know?Copy !req
525. And when I got here,Copy !req
526. oh, I was like a kid
in a candy store.Copy !req
527. You got money, no attachments,
nothing to do.Copy !req
528. I started partying.Copy !req
529. - It got wild.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
530. I was picking up girls
every night.Copy !req
531. Always different ones,
petite ones, chubby ones,Copy !req
532. older ones, sometimes
multiple ladies a night.Copy !req
533. I-- I was out of control.
I became insatiable.Copy !req
534. And, uh...Copy !req
535. You know, after about
a thousand nights like that,Copy !req
536. you start to lose it.Copy !req
537. I started wondering,
where am I going with this?Copy !req
538. W... why do I feel this need
to fuck all these women?Copy !req
539. What is desire?Copy !req
540. The form of this cute
Asian girl,Copy !req
541. why does it have
such a grip on me?Copy !req
542. 'Cause she's the opposite of me?Copy !req
543. She gonna complete me
in some way?Copy !req
544. I realized that I could fuck
a million women,Copy !req
545. I'd still never be satisfied.
Maybe...Copy !req
546. Maybe what I really want,Copy !req
547. is to be one of these
Asian girls.Copy !req
548. Really?Copy !req
549. You know?Copy !req
550. - Uh, not really.
- No, really.Copy !req
551. Really?Copy !req
552. So...Copy !req
553. One night I took home some girl,
turned out to be a ladyboy,Copy !req
554. which I'd done before,
but this time,Copy !req
555. instead of fucking the ladyboy,
the ladyboy fucked me.Copy !req
556. And it was kinda magical.Copy !req
557. And I got in my head
that what I really wanted,Copy !req
558. was to be one of these
Asian girls, getting fucked...Copy !req
559. by me and to feel that.Copy !req
560. Uh-huh.Copy !req
561. So I put out an ad,
looking for a...Copy !req
562. White guy, my age,
to come over and fuck me.Copy !req
563. Found a guy looked
a lot like me.Copy !req
564. Then I put on some lingerie
and perfume, made myself...Copy !req
565. look like one of these girls,
and...Copy !req
566. I thought I looked pretty hot.Copy !req
567. And then this guy came over
and railed the shit out of me,Copy !req
568. then I got addicted to that.Copy !req
569. Some nights, three,
four guys would come over,Copy !req
570. and rail the shit out of me.Copy !req
571. Some I even had to pay.Copy !req
572. And at the same time,
I'd hire an Asian girl...Copy !req
573. to just sit there
and watch the whole thing.Copy !req
574. I'd look in her eyesCopy !req
575. while some guy was fucking me,
and I'd think...Copy !req
576. "I am her and I'm fucking me."Copy !req
577. Hey, we all have
our Achilles' heel, man,Copy !req
578. you know.Copy !req
579. Where does it come from?Copy !req
580. Why are some of us attracted
to the opposite form?Copy !req
581. - Yeah.
- And some of us the same?Copy !req
582. Sex is a poetic act.
It's a metaphor.Copy !req
583. Metaphor for what?
Are we our forms?Copy !req
584. Am I a middle-aged
White guy on the inside, too?Copy !req
585. Or inside...Copy !req
586. could I be an Asian girl?Copy !req
587. Right.Copy !req
588. I don't know.Copy !req
589. Guess I was trying
to fuck my way to the answer.Copy !req
590. Then I realized I gotta...
I gotta stop with the drugs,Copy !req
591. the girls, the--
You know, trying to be a girl.Copy !req
592. I got into Buddhism,
which is all about,Copy !req
593. you know, spirit versus form,
detaching from self,Copy !req
594. getting off
the never-ending carouselCopy !req
595. of lust and suffering.Copy !req
596. Being sober isn't so hard...Copy !req
597. Being celibate, though,
that's...Copy !req
598. I still miss that pussy, man.Copy !req
599. Yeah.Copy !req
600. "I don't know if she can
do a deal from soup to nuts."Copy !req
601. And I'm like,
are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
602. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
603. I can do any kind of deal.
I'm a fucking great lawyer.Copy !req
604. And I was like,
maybe I'll just leave.Copy !req
605. Maybe I'll go to K&E
and tell them to fuck off.Copy !req
606. 'Cause what am I going to do?Copy !req
607. NDAs and disclosures,
for a fucking Fortune 500?Copy !req
608. My mother died when I was seven.Copy !req
609. - Oh, no.
- Yeah. And my father diedCopy !req
610. - when I was twelve. Mmm.
- That's... that's rough.Copy !req
611. - That's so...
- I lived, uh, with my, uh...Copy !req
612. - my mother's sister.
- Your aunt?Copy !req
613. Yeah, my aunt.
But she was like an evil woman.Copy !req
614. She broke bottle on my head.Copy !req
615. - Why would she do that?
- Look.Copy !req
616. 'Cause you know what?
I have to pay spousal support.Copy !req
617. See? Brutal.Copy !req
618. And do you know
what palimony is?Copy !req
619. Hmm. Ha, ha.Copy !req
620. No, Laurie...Copy !req
621. We saying, you need a man
to take care of you. Huh?Copy !req
622. Real man, not American man.Copy !req
623. - Real man man.
- No, no.Copy !req
624. She blamed me
for the death of her son.Copy !req
625. Oh, God.Copy !req
626. But this is not true.
It's bullshit.Copy !req
627. You know what, guys?
I think the night's over.Copy !req
628. We got--
We need our beauty sleep.Copy !req
629. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
We're old ladies.Copy !req
630. We are not!Copy !req
631. - Okay, well...
Laurie, Laurie...Copy !req
632. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
633. Vlad!Copy !req
634. Oh, gosh!Copy !req
635. Ah! Jaclyn.Copy !req
636. - Good luck with your family.
- Get out of here!Copy !req
637. Good luck with your family.Copy !req
638. Let's go.Copy !req
639. Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Wait...Copy !req
640. You, uh, coming to the match
tomorrow night, huh?Copy !req
641. - Yes.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
642. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
643. I told you, Muay Thai,
our friend is boxing.Copy !req
644. It's going to be fun, huh?Copy !req
645. You... Stop.
Easy, tiger!Copy !req
646. Okay.Copy !req
647. Bye.Copy !req
648. Hey, my watch!
My watch!Copy !req
649. Thought they were
never gonna leave.Copy !req
650. - Oh, that was so fun.
- Aw!Copy !req
651. - So fun! I love you guys.
- See, we can still have fun!Copy !req
652. Yes, yes.Copy !req
653. Laurie, you should've
hooked up with them.Copy !req
654. Uh, all of 'em?Copy !req
655. - One of them.
- No.Copy !req
656. - Or two of them.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
657. - Goodnight! Go.
- Mm-mm. Nope.Copy !req
658. - Love you.
- Love you.Copy !req
659. Go to bed. Wrap 'er up.Copy !req
660. Put a bow on it.Copy !req
661. Uh...Copy !req
662. Uh, should I,
um, sleep in this bed?Copy !req
663. - Sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
664. Or, um...
There's room in this one,Copy !req
665. there's room in that one,
there's, you know,Copy !req
666. like, either way.Copy !req
667. There-- It's just, like,
cool with me.Copy !req
668. But just so you know--
I'm just-- I'm...Copy !req
669. This is consent, if that is--Copy !req
670. Do you guys do that here?
We just started, so there's...Copy !req
671. I'm a-okay with-- It's like,Copy !req
672. It's whatever,
it's whatever you...Copy !req
673. whatever is...Copy !req
674. Whatever is cleverer.Copy !req
675. So, um...Copy !req
676. If you wanna get me,Copy !req
677. you gotta come and get me.Copy !req
678. Oh shit!
Watch out, watch out!Copy !req
679. What? Oh, what now?Copy !req
680. I'm so worried.Copy !req
681. Why do I have to worry
all the time?Copy !req
682. Well, then don't.Copy !req
683. It's always about his feelings,
and his moods, and his pain.Copy !req
684. You know, I have pain too.Copy !req
685. Yeah, w-- we all have.Copy !req
686. Yeah, bad things
have happened to me.Copy !req
687. You don't see me walking around
feeling sorry for myself.Copy !req
688. I'm pretty high, dude.Copy !req
689. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
690. You're gorgeous.Copy !req
691. Should the four of us just...Copy !req
692. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
693. - If Rick found out.
- Oh, why? Would he kill you?Copy !req
694. No. I'd just feel terrible.Copy !req
695. Well, Gary might kill me.Copy !req
696. I honestly think
he's capable of it.Copy !req
697. But you know what? Right now,Copy !req
698. that is a chance
I'm willing to take.Copy !req
699. Woah!Copy !req
700. Come on, Lochy.Copy !req
701. A little magician.Copy !req
702. A little magician
who's gonna do his little magic.Copy !req
703. You slag.Copy !req
704. Come on. Come on, Lochy.Copy !req
705. The big dog on the space cat.
Woof, woof!Copy !req
706. Oh, boy.Copy !req
707. - It was great to see you.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
708. It's, uh-- It's good
to see you too, man.Copy !req
709. I guess I'll see you
on the astral plane or whatever,Copy !req
710. - whatever they say.
- Listen...Copy !req
711. I may need another favor
from you.Copy !req
712. What is it?Copy !req
713. It's not a big deal.
Just a bit of role-play.Copy !req
714. Hey, well, I owe you one,
so let me know.Copy !req
715. Keep tomorrow night free for me?Copy !req
716. Tomorrow night.
You got it.Copy !req
717. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
718. Let's fuck.Copy !req
719. Yeah!Copy !req
720. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
721. Oh, come on!Copy !req
722. What are you doing?Copy !req
723. Write-- Uh, writing a note.Copy !req
724. S-- Something I gotta
remember to do.Copy !req
725. Can't you sleep?Copy !req
726. Obviously not.Copy !req
727. You haven't been acting like
yourself, Tim. What's going on?Copy !req
728. Do you understand
the expectations?Copy !req
729. You know? Do you have any idea
the expectations on me...Copy !req
730. from day one?Copy !req
731. I haven't known a single day
without all this shit put on me.Copy !req
732. Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
733. It's not, uh... I'm sorry.
Just... It's just stress.Copy !req
734. There's no reason
to be stressed, Tim.Copy !req
735. You've already succeeded
in every way.Copy !req
736. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
737. Come to bed.Copy !req
738. In a second.Copy !req
739. Oh, please, God.Copy !req
740. Please.Copy !req
741. Tell me what to do.Copy !req
742. Please.Copy !req
743. Lo, how a Rose e'er bloomingCopy !req
744. From tender stem hath sprungCopy !req
745. Of Jesse's lineage comingCopy !req
746. As those of old have sungCopy !req
747. It came, a blossom brightCopy !req
748. Amid the cold of winterCopy !req
749. When half spentCopy !req
750. Was the nightCopy !req