1. Dad.Copy !req
2. Dad.Copy !req
3. Hey, y'all, there's something
I need to tell you both.Copy !req
4. Okay.
It's not that big a deal.Copy !req
5. Don't freak out.Copy !req
6. What do you mean,
"Don't freak out"?Copy !req
7. You know the monastery
I wanted to visit here?Copy !req
8. Well,
it has a meditation center too.Copy !req
9. The reason I asked to come hereCopy !req
10. is so that I could check it out.Copy !req
11. And I did.Copy !req
12. And I really, really like it.Copy !req
13. And I think it's what
I'm gonna do after I graduate.Copy !req
14. I don't understand. You— You...Copy !req
15. You— You want to what?
I— I'm, um...Copy !req
16. Move here. After I graduate.
Just, like, at least for a year.Copy !req
17. Move here and... and do what?Copy !req
18. Meditate. And...
And, like, immerse myselfCopy !req
19. so I can really understand
BuddhismCopy !req
20. and develop my spirituality.Copy !req
21. But you're not a Buddhist.Copy !req
22. Yes, I am, Mom.Copy !req
23. Honey, you're not from China.Copy !req
24. What does that have to do
with anything?Copy !req
25. You can be interested
in this stuff,Copy !req
26. but you could
never really be it.Copy !req
27. We're from
an entirely different world.Copy !req
28. Okay, well,
you call yourself a Christian,Copy !req
29. but you weren't born
in Bethlehem.Copy !req
30. But everyone I know
is a Christian.Copy !req
31. My parents were Christians.
Your parents are Christians.Copy !req
32. I... I thought we were here
for your thesis, Pipe.Copy !req
33. There is no thesis.Copy !req
34. - What? What do you mean?
- There is no thesis.Copy !req
35. There's no thesis?Copy !req
36. We're here to check out
this meditation centerCopy !req
37. because I'm gonna live there
for at least the next year.Copy !req
38. You want to live in Taiwan?Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. What happened?Copy !req
41. Nothing happened, Mom. I...Copy !req
42. - Honey, I just...
- You've known that I wantedCopy !req
43. to do this.
You've known that I wanted to—Copy !req
44. Gaitok.Copy !req
45. What are you doing?
Something wrong?Copy !req
46. N— No, no. Uh,
I... I just want to see Mook.Copy !req
47. - M— Mook?
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. Okay. Good. Um, um...Copy !req
49. But, um...
just a few minutes, please.Copy !req
50. - Ok— Okay.
- Because who is in the booth?Copy !req
51. - Yes, yes. Okay.
- It's fine.Copy !req
52. - It's fine.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
53. Thank you.Copy !req
54. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
55. I am very sorry
for lying to you.Copy !req
56. I didn't—
I didn't want to do that. I...Copy !req
57. Confidence, Loch.Copy !req
58. Okay, that's how you get
people to do what you want.Copy !req
59. Because most people
don't know what they want,Copy !req
60. and a lot of them...
Here's a little secret.Copy !req
61. They just wanna be used.Copy !req
62. No, I'm serious.
Th— They don't have the vision.Copy !req
63. They're just sitting there
waiting for someoneCopy !req
64. to come along
and tell them what to do.Copy !req
65. I like the little magician.Copy !req
66. I just like innocent,
young guys.Copy !req
67. When they see you naked,
they shake.Copy !req
68. And you can see
their little heartsCopy !req
69. beating inside their chests.Copy !req
70. I just want some attention.
You know?Copy !req
71. Gary used to want it
three times a dayCopy !req
72. and now,
he's like a fucking monk.Copy !req
73. Oh, I could never cheat on Rick.Copy !req
74. I'm a romantic.Copy !req
75. - Oh, no. Chels.
- What?Copy !req
76. When I was modeling,
all the girls who were romanticCopy !req
77. ended up broke
and brokenhearted. Or worse.Copy !req
78. What's worse?Copy !req
79. Chloe likes your magic.Copy !req
80. It's good. I mean,
she's a little bit older,
more mature.Copy !req
81. That's what you need.Copy !req
82. And I'll try for the other oneCopy !req
83. because she's so fucking rude
to me that it turns me on.Copy !req
84. And I love
a good challenge, you know?Copy !req
85. But it's better to go
for what you want in lifeCopy !req
86. and get rejected
than have the shotCopy !req
87. and not take it.Copy !req
88. We have one life, Loch.Copy !req
89. But what if this life
is just a test,Copy !req
90. like, to see
if we can become better people?Copy !req
91. No. What?Copy !req
92. What?Copy !req
93. Something
really bad's gonna happen.Copy !req
94. No.Copy !req
95. No, it is.
Rick's a hothead.Copy !req
96. He's fucking mental.Copy !req
97. He gets into fights,Copy !req
98. but I'm always there
to calm him down, so...Copy !req
99. But you can't waste
your whole lifeCopy !req
100. trying to rescue him.Copy !req
101. He's like my child.Copy !req
102. He's 50.Copy !req
103. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
104. Dude, here they come.Copy !req
105. Hey, what are you guys doing
over here?Copy !req
106. Ah, you know,
brothers being brothers.Copy !req
107. - Mm-hmm?
- Brothers bonding, you know.Copy !req
108. Brotherly love.Copy !req
109. Wait, so you guys
know each other from Russia?Copy !req
110. Vladivostok. We were friends
since we were young.Copy !req
111. Same here. We've been friends
since we were young, too.Copy !req
112. - Yes!
- Yes.Copy !req
113. - No way.
- Same, same.Copy !req
114. My parents are dead.Copy !req
115. Oh, no.Copy !req
116. And my sister is a bitch.
That's why I like my friends.Copy !req
117. - They are everything for me...
- Everything.Copy !req
118. you know?Copy !req
119. Do all the men in Vladivostok
look like you guys?Copy !req
120. What, incredibly handsome?Copy !req
121. - Oh. Uh...
- That's not what I said.Copy !req
122. Okay, Aleksei and I
were in dance class together.Copy !req
123. Uh, yes, uh, ballet.Copy !req
124. Oh! Jaclyn...Copy !req
125. - Yes!
- ... and I met in ballet!Copy !req
126. - Yes! We did, yeah.
- No way.Copy !req
127. - Yes!
- I actually played softball.Copy !req
128. And I did exercise with tires.Copy !req
129. When you flip tires and...
and ropes, like, heavy ropes.Copy !req
130. - Like that.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
131. Since we're all
trained dancers...Copy !req
132. - That's a lot!
- ... except for Kate and, um...Copy !req
133. - Vlad.
- Vlad.Copy !req
134. - Vlad.
- Should we?Copy !req
135. Should we dance?Copy !req
136. Laurie? Would you like?Copy !req
137. Okay.Copy !req
138. - Okay!
- Whoo!Copy !req
139. You're already
on the dance floor!Copy !req
140. - Yay! Whoo!
- All right, let's go!Copy !req
141. All right then, let's go.Copy !req
142. - Khun Belinda. How are you?
- Oh.Copy !req
143. Are you enjoying the exchange?Copy !req
144. - Absolutely.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
145. It appears you have many fans.Copy !req
146. One of our regulars was just
asking me all about you.Copy !req
147. Really?Copy !req
148. Yeah, wanted to know your name
and why you're here.Copy !req
149. I think you've caught his eye.Copy !req
150. Who was it?Copy !req
151. He's an American.
He has a lovely girlfriend,Copy !req
152. but he certainly seems
interested in you.Copy !req
153. I think he's quite rich.Copy !req
154. I'll introduce you.Copy !req
155. I don't know what to say. I'm...Copy !req
156. Look, I didn't want to lie,
but I wanted to come hereCopy !req
157. to make sure that it was
the right place for me,Copy !req
158. and... and it is.Copy !req
159. You're gonna live
in some dirty monasteryCopy !req
160. for a year
with a bunch of grungy kidsCopy !req
161. who have no purpose?Copy !req
162. Mom, it's not that I don't have
a purpose.Copy !req
163. I just think
that this will help meCopy !req
164. figure out what that purpose is.Copy !req
165. You didn't have to go
halfway around the worldCopy !req
166. to a place where they don't even
speak English.Copy !req
167. I need to figure out
what makes me happy.Copy !req
168. Okay? Obviously.
I'm... I'm not Saxon.Copy !req
169. I'm not just gonna sign up
to all of the...Copy !req
170. - All the what?
- All the bullshit!Copy !req
171. Fabian, I need to fill you in
on a little something.Copy !req
172. I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.Copy !req
173. I'm, uh,
a little freaked out. Uh...Copy !req
174. The guy that was asking
about me, I know him.Copy !req
175. I've met him in Maui.Copy !req
176. He was dating a womanCopy !req
177. I was gonna start
a business with.Copy !req
178. She was gonna help me
open up my own spa.Copy !req
179. - Okay.
- And...Copy !req
180. I just found out today...Copy !req
181. she's dead.Copy !req
182. She was murdered.Copy !req
183. And, uh...
I mean, it's not clear.Copy !req
184. She... she drowned,
but people were murderedCopy !req
185. last summer in Italy.Copy !req
186. Okay.Copy !req
187. Greg was her husband.Copy !req
188. Gary?Copy !req
189. His name's Greg.
I saw him at the beach barbecue.Copy !req
190. I recognized him. He lied.
Changed his name.Copy !req
191. And I think
he's obviously hiding out here.Copy !req
192. Why?Copy !req
193. They're looking to question him.Copy !req
194. - Why?
- They think he killed his wife.Copy !req
195. No— I'll send you the link!Copy !req
196. Do that.Copy !req
197. Because I'm having
trouble following.Copy !req
198. It's just, I'm a little worried,
because he's asking about me,Copy !req
199. because I recognized him, okay?Copy !req
200. And I think he could be,
you know, a little dangerous.Copy !req
201. You think he's dangerous?Copy !req
202. I mean, he killed his wife.Copy !req
203. I mean,Copy !req
204. I think we should call
the police.Copy !req
205. Don't you?
But which ones, right?Copy !req
206. Thai police?
The Americans? Italy?Copy !req
207. - Maybe we call all the police.
- We are not calling the police.Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. You may be mistaken.Copy !req
210. And we shouldn't
even be gossiping.Copy !req
211. It's bad form to talk
about a guest in this way.Copy !req
212. Some people here
have colorful pasts.Copy !req
213. It's really not wise
to stir anything up.Copy !req
214. I don't think you have
anything to worry about,Copy !req
215. as long as you focus
on yourself and your job.Copy !req
216. I didn't sense
Gary had any ill intentions.Copy !req
217. He was just, uh, curious.Copy !req
218. I think you'll survive.Copy !req
219. Madame, bonsoir. Ça va?Copy !req
220. I'm just trying to understandCopy !req
221. why you've become so extreme.Copy !req
222. From my point of view,
it's not extreme.Copy !req
223. You'll be dropping out
of society, Piper.Copy !req
224. Mom, it's just a year.Copy !req
225. In a year, you could end upCopy !req
226. with a completely different
set of values.Copy !req
227. Different than what?Copy !req
228. - Than the ones we gave you!
- Yeah. That's kinda the idea.Copy !req
229. Are you hearing this?Copy !req
230. Uh, I— Is it...Copy !req
231. I gotta...
Uh, I'll be right back.Copy !req
232. He's in shock.
We're both in shock.Copy !req
233. I cannot find something.Copy !req
234. I think you have it.Copy !req
235. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
236. So what happens
at these parties?Copy !req
237. Well, you know,
all the vampires come out.Copy !req
238. Everyone gets laid.Copy !req
239. And we need to honor
the local traditions.Copy !req
240. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
241. Yeah.Copy !req
242. So what happened to your man?Copy !req
243. He had to go to Bangkok.Copy !req
244. Dealing with some
personal issues.Copy !req
245. Well, no old men
with issues here tonight.Copy !req
246. Oh, trust me. You've got issues.Copy !req
247. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. No, I'm like a blank page.
I'm a fresh breeze, baby.Copy !req
249. I can be anything
you want me to be.Copy !req
250. How about you just be not weird?Copy !req
251. Hey!Copy !req
252. Look at this guy.Copy !req
253. My man, what's happening?
It's great to see you.Copy !req
254. - Wow, you look great, man.
- You look great.Copy !req
255. You thirsty?Copy !req
256. - Yeah, whatever you want, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. Bar's right through here.
This way.Copy !req
258. Okay.Copy !req
259. Oh, that was so fun.Copy !req
260. God, we used to dance
like that for hours.Copy !req
261. Oh! Like a hundred years ago.Copy !req
262. - Shut up, Kate!
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
263. I'm out of shape.Copy !req
264. No, you're not.
You look great out there.Copy !req
265. He made me look good.Copy !req
266. Stop it.Copy !req
267. You guys looked amazing.Copy !req
268. Well, you're a very,
very sexy dancer.Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. Whoa! He just called you
a sexy dancer.Copy !req
271. No, no, he's a charmer.Copy !req
272. I tell the truth.Copy !req
273. Oh my gosh, wait.Copy !req
274. Hey, what is that? What is that?Copy !req
275. Ah, shots!Copy !req
276. Shots, we bring shots.Copy !req
277. - Shots.
- Medicine.Copy !req
278. - Brought you medicine.
- One for you.Copy !req
279. Yes!Copy !req
280. - Yes, vodka.
- Ah!Copy !req
281. Na zdorovye!Copy !req
282. Jaclyn,Copy !req
283. we only say that in movies.Copy !req
284. - What?
- What do you say?Copy !req
285. - Za lubov.
- Za lubov.Copy !req
286. - "For love." Za lubov.
- Za lubov.Copy !req
287. - Za luboyv.
- Ja luboyv.Copy !req
288. Za lubov.Copy !req
289. Shia LaBeouf!Copy !req
290. Shia LaBeouf!Copy !req
291. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
292. No, no, no, no. I'm done.Copy !req
293. - I'm done. I'm done.
- Yes, Kate!Copy !req
294. Oh my God! I'm a lightweight!Copy !req
295. - I can't! Guys!
- Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!Copy !req
296. Kate! Kate!
Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!Copy !req
297. Somebody else do it!
Somebody else do it.Copy !req
298. Whoo!Copy !req
299. Somebody had to do it.Copy !req
300. - Somebody had to do it.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
301. Everything okay with you?
You seem nervous.Copy !req
302. Maybe post-traumatic stress
from the injury to your head.Copy !req
303. I have antacid
if your stomach upset.Copy !req
304. Uh, I get digestion issue
when I'm nervous, uh...Copy !req
305. You want antacid?Copy !req
306. - Sawatdee khrap.
- Sawatdee khrap.Copy !req
307. What if it's
a cult, Piper? We need...Copy !req
308. - Oh my God.
- ... to look into it.Copy !req
309. - We haven't even seen the place.
- Mom, I promise youCopy !req
310. it is very legit.Copy !req
311. The monk who runs it,Copy !req
312. he has written major books.Copy !req
313. So? Charles Manson wrote books.
Bill Clinton wrote books.Copy !req
314. The list goes on.Copy !req
315. Hillary Clinton
wrote five books.Copy !req
316. Mom, does he look
like Charles Manson to you?Copy !req
317. No,
but he doesn't look normal.Copy !req
318. He looks like a Hare Krishna.Copy !req
319. Oh my God.Copy !req
320. There's sex cults, Piper. NXIVM.Copy !req
321. - Oh, come on.
- You could end up a concubineCopy !req
322. to some weird guru
with a bunch of sister wives.Copy !req
323. Getting branded
and all sorts of...Copy !req
324. Don't look at me like I'm crazy.Copy !req
325. It happens all the time.
Sheltered girls like youCopy !req
326. are constantly getting
brainwashed and turned out.Copy !req
327. Okay, Mom, well, if it's a cult,Copy !req
328. it's a cult
with a billion members, okay?Copy !req
329. Still a cult!
Look at the Catholics.Copy !req
330. Look at them. Organized religionCopy !req
331. and deviant sex
can go hand in hand.Copy !req
332. Okay, Mom, well,
you know what?Copy !req
333. I'm happy for you to talk to him
or whoever, all right?Copy !req
334. - Like, 'cause...
- Good.Copy !req
335. Because we're gonna go
over thereCopy !req
336. first thing tomorrow,
and your father's gonna haveCopy !req
337. a nice visit with him.
Right, Tim?Copy !req
338. Yeah, sure, I'll talk to him.Copy !req
339. I don't even have my Lorazepam.Copy !req
340. I'm gonna have
to drink myself to sleep.Copy !req
341. Why is she so bothered?Copy !req
342. Oh, I think it's just hardCopy !req
343. for her to get her head around,
honey. You know?Copy !req
344. Well, it's not like
y'all ever raised usCopy !req
345. to be big Christians.Copy !req
346. I was an altar boy, you know?Copy !req
347. Sung the solo
at Christmas service.Copy !req
348. Chloe. Uh...Copy !req
349. - To make drinks.
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
350. - And, uh, pink for the lady.
- Come on, we got to share it.Copy !req
351. I'm gonna make this call.Copy !req
352. - Oh, come on.
Just drink it. Come on!
- I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
353. - Back in a sec.
- Perfect! She doesn't want it,
I'll take it.Copy !req
354. - Khun Bird!
- Hey.Copy !req
355. - Hi!
- You come to Full Moon Party?Copy !req
356. - Yes! So nice to see you.
- Oh my god.Copy !req
357. Great to see you too.Copy !req
358. Dude. Dude! Pace yourself.Copy !req
359. We need you
on your game tonight, okay?Copy !req
360. Let them get all messy.Copy !req
361. Dude, I'm a senior, bro!Copy !req
362. In high school!Copy !req
363. One day,
I'm gonna take you down.Copy !req
364. Yeah? Come here. Come here.Copy !req
365. - Stop it!
- Huh? A little noogie?Copy !req
366. - You want a little noogie?
- Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
367. - Look what I got.
- What? Uh, nope.Copy !req
368. Saxon doesn't do drugs.
I am the drug. Whoo!Copy !req
369. - They're little candies.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
370. They're little sweeties!
Take it.Copy !req
371. - Mm-mm.
- Come on.Copy !req
372. Ooh. Dude!Copy !req
373. - Yes.
- Dude.Copy !req
374. - What?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
375. Don't be mad.Copy !req
376. - What's the problem?
- Nothing.Copy !req
377. Can I get a De— a Dewar's?
And, what do you want?Copy !req
378. Uh—
Do you have a chamomile tea?Copy !req
379. Okay, one Dewar for youCopy !req
380. and one chamomile tea
for you, sir.Copy !req
381. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
382. Chamomile tea?Copy !req
383. Yeah.Copy !req
384. Hey! What you doing,
are you already asleep?Copy !req
385. Look, I don't wanna fight, okay?Copy !req
386. I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
387. I hope you're okay. Bye.Copy !req
388. - No.
- Fuck him.Copy !req
389. Whatever, I'm ready to have fun.Copy !req
390. - Good timing.
- There she is. Finally. Yes.Copy !req
391. Look what I have...Copy !req
392. What is it?Copy !req
393. Come on.
This is our one night awayCopy !req
394. from the grumpy old geezers.
Come on. Take it.Copy !req
395. That's true.Copy !req
396. - Oh, boy.
Yeah!Copy !req
397. - Last one.
- Nope.Copy !req
398. Do it.Copy !req
399. Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it!Copy !req
400. Okay! Okay.
I don't normally take drugs...Copy !req
401. so don't take advantage
of me. Let's go!Copy !req
402. - Okay!
- We'll try real hard.Copy !req
403. Yeah. Really hard.Copy !req
404. Cheers.Copy !req
405. Uh-huh. Hmm.Copy !req
406. How is your chamomile tea?Copy !req
407. It— It's good, yeah. It's good.Copy !req
408. - You're not drinkin'?
- Been sober ten months.Copy !req
409. Ten months?Copy !req
410. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
411. I don't think
we've ever hung out sober.Copy !req
412. - Ever.
- Well, what can I say?Copy !req
413. You know, I've— I, uh...
I found religion.Copy !req
414. Really?Copy !req
415. Wow.Copy !req
416. - What happened?
- Well, you know, it's...Copy !req
417. I took the partying thing
as far as it could go.Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. You did always take it
to the next level.Copy !req
420. I kind of figured
we'd be doing that tonight.Copy !req
421. Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you.Copy !req
422. Ah. You're not disappointing me.Copy !req
423. It's really good
to see you, man.Copy !req
424. It's so good to see you, dude.Copy !req
425. I also wanted to bring you
what you asked for.Copy !req
426. And I appreciate it.Copy !req
427. Hope you don't have to use that.Copy !req
428. What, you getting
tender-hearted on me?Copy !req
429. Praise Buddha.Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. Yeah.Copy !req
432. Okay, I think we should go.Copy !req
433. Really? No.Copy !req
434. Okay. God.Copy !req
435. Valentin.Copy !req
436. - I think we're gonna go.
- We're going?Copy !req
437. - Yeah.
- No, no, no, don't go.Copy !req
438. It's normal.
They always fight like this.Copy !req
439. No, no, no, we need to go.Copy !req
440. You guys should come
back to the villa.Copy !req
441. Yes, yes, let's drink
at the villa.Copy !req
442. That's a great idea.Copy !req
443. I'll get you a taxi,Copy !req
444. and we'll meet you
back at the hotel.Copy !req
445. Yes!Copy !req
446. I don't think
that's a very good idea.Copy !req
447. Hey, I think we should
just go to bed, don't you?Copy !req
448. Aleksei.Copy !req
449. I'll see you back at the villa.Copy !req
450. Do svidaniya!Copy !req
451. I have seen him here, yeah.Copy !req
452. I'm telling you...Copy !req
453. Do you think he might
want to do something?Copy !req
454. Like, to me. You know?Copy !req
455. I mean, it would be
just my luck.Copy !req
456. I'm just starting to feel
good about life again,Copy !req
457. and plot twist,
out of the blue, just...Copy !req
458. Seriously.Copy !req
459. Hey.Copy !req
460. I'll keep you safe.Copy !req
461. Sounds like
it's coming from right outside.Copy !req
462. No.
Sounds like it's inside.Copy !req
463. - Shit! What the fuck? Jesus!
- What, what, what, what?Copy !req
464. - Oh!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
465. Oh my God! Oh my God!Copy !req
466. Get it out! Pornchai!Copy !req
467. Okay, okay.Copy !req
468. Mm-mm, mm-mm,
mm-mm, mm-mm!Copy !req
469. This way, this way.Copy !req
470. Yes, yes, that way.Copy !req
471. That way, yes, yes.Copy !req
472. No, get it out,
get it out, get it out.Copy !req
473. You're going home now.
Yeah. Okay. Go, go, go.Copy !req
474. Okay, okay.Copy !req
475. - Oh, God, thank fuck.
- Done.Copy !req
476. - Seriously, what was that?
- Phew!Copy !req
477. A lizard, a lizard.Copy !req
478. You must have left
the door open.Copy !req
479. Oh my God, was it living
in here with me the whole time?Copy !req
480. He's gone now,
and you're okay.Copy !req
481. And, uh, maybe I should go.Copy !req
482. Uh— N— No.
Please stay.Copy !req
483. Would you mind?Copy !req
484. Zion will be here tomorrow,
and then I'll have him,Copy !req
485. but for tonight it's just...Copy !req
486. And I'm a little...Copy !req
487. scared.Copy !req
488. Okay.Copy !req
489. Okay! Thank God!Copy !req
490. Thank you! Thank...Copy !req
491. Thank both of you, so...Copy !req
492. What are people gonna say?Copy !req
493. They're gonna think
we're bad parents.Copy !req
494. I wouldn't worry about that.Copy !req
495. You can do everything right,Copy !req
496. but still, at any moment...Copy !req
497. something can come along and...Copy !req
498. upend everything.Copy !req
499. Oh, God.Copy !req
500. Please.Copy !req
501. Oh, please, God.Copy !req
502. Uh-oh!Copy !req
503. Here she comes!Copy !req
504. - Yeah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
505. Well, you know, I'm...Copy !req
506. I moved here because, uh...Copy !req
507. I moved here because, you know,
well, I had to leave the States,Copy !req
508. but I picked Thailand
because, uh...Copy !req
509. Because I always had a thing
for Asian girls, you know?Copy !req
510. And when I got here,Copy !req
511. oh, I was like a kid
in a candy store.Copy !req
512. You got money, no attachments,
nothing to do.Copy !req
513. I started partying.Copy !req
514. - It got wild.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
515. I was picking up girls
every night.Copy !req
516. Always different ones,
petite ones, chubby ones,Copy !req
517. older ones, sometimes
multiple ladies a night.Copy !req
518. I— I was out of control.
I became insatiable.Copy !req
519. - Mm-hmm.
- And, uh...Copy !req
520. You know, after about
a thousand nights like that,Copy !req
521. you start to lose it.Copy !req
522. I started wondering,
where am I going with this?Copy !req
523. W... why do I feel this need
to fuck all these women?Copy !req
524. What is desire?Copy !req
525. The form of this cute
Asian girl,Copy !req
526. why does it have
such a grip on me?Copy !req
527. 'Cause she's the opposite of me?Copy !req
528. She gonna complete me
in some way?Copy !req
529. I realized that I could fuck
a million women,Copy !req
530. I'd still never be satisfied.
Maybe...Copy !req
531. Maybe what I really want,Copy !req
532. is to be one of these
Asian girls.Copy !req
533. Really?Copy !req
534. You know?Copy !req
535. - Uh, not really.
- No, really.Copy !req
536. Really?Copy !req
537. So...Copy !req
538. One night I took home some girl,
turned out to be a ladyboy,Copy !req
539. which I'd done before,
but this time,Copy !req
540. instead of fucking the ladyboy,
the ladyboy fucked me.Copy !req
541. And it was kinda magical.Copy !req
542. And I got in my head
that what I really wanted,Copy !req
543. was to be one of these
Asian girls, getting fucked...Copy !req
544. by me and to feel that.Copy !req
545. Uh-huh.Copy !req
546. So I put out an ad,
looking for a...Copy !req
547. White guy, my age,
to come over and fuck me.Copy !req
548. Found a guy looked
a lot like me.Copy !req
549. Then I put on some lingerie
and perfume, made myself...Copy !req
550. look like one of these girls,
and...Copy !req
551. I thought I looked pretty hot.Copy !req
552. And then this guy came over
and railed the shit out of me,Copy !req
553. then I got addicted to that.Copy !req
554. Some nights, three,
four guys would come over,Copy !req
555. and rail the shit out of me.Copy !req
556. Some I even had to pay.Copy !req
557. And at the same time,
I'd hire an Asian girl...Copy !req
558. to just sit there
and watch the whole thing.Copy !req
559. I'd look in her eyesCopy !req
560. while some guy was fucking me,
and I'd think...Copy !req
561. "I am her and I'm fucking me."Copy !req
562. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
563. Hey, we all have
our Achilles' heel, man,Copy !req
564. you know.Copy !req
565. Where does it come from?Copy !req
566. Why are some of us attracted
to the opposite form?Copy !req
567. - Yeah.
- And some of us the same?Copy !req
568. Sex is a poetic act.
It's a metaphor.Copy !req
569. Metaphor for what?
Are we our forms?Copy !req
570. Am I a middle-aged
White guy on the inside, too?Copy !req
571. Or inside...Copy !req
572. could I be an Asian girl?Copy !req
573. Right.Copy !req
574. I don't know.Copy !req
575. Guess I was trying
to fuck my way to the answer.Copy !req
576. Then I realized I gotta...
I gotta stop with the drugs,Copy !req
577. the girls, the—
You know, trying to be a girl.Copy !req
578. I got into Buddhism,
which is all about,Copy !req
579. you know, spirit versus form,
detaching from self,Copy !req
580. getting off
the never-ending carouselCopy !req
581. of lust and suffering.Copy !req
582. Being sober isn't so hard...Copy !req
583. Being celibate, though,
that's...Copy !req
584. I still miss that pussy, man.Copy !req
585. Yeah.Copy !req
586. "I don't know if she can
do a deal from soup to nuts."Copy !req
587. And I'm like,
are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
588. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
589. I can do any kind of deal.
I'm a fucking great lawyer.Copy !req
590. And I was like,
maybe I'll just leave.Copy !req
591. Maybe I'll go to K&E
and tell them to fuck off.Copy !req
592. 'Cause what am I going to do?Copy !req
593. NDAs and disclosures,
for a fucking Fortune 500?Copy !req
594. My mother died when I was seven.Copy !req
595. - Oh, no.
- Yeah. And my father diedCopy !req
596. - when I was twelve. Mmm.
- That's... that's rough.Copy !req
597. - That's so...
- I lived, uh, with my, uh...Copy !req
598. - my mother's sister.
- Your aunt?Copy !req
599. Yeah, my aunt.
But she was like an evil woman.Copy !req
600. She broke bottle on my head.Copy !req
601. - Why would she do that?
- Look.Copy !req
602. 'Cause you know what?
I have to pay spousal support.Copy !req
603. See? Brutal.Copy !req
604. And do you know
what palimony is?Copy !req
605. Hmm. Ha, ha.Copy !req
606. No, Laurie...Copy !req
607. We saying, you need a man
to take care of you. Huh?Copy !req
608. Real man, not American man.Copy !req
609. - Real man man.
- No, no.Copy !req
610. She blamed me
for the death of her son.Copy !req
611. Oh, God.Copy !req
612. But this is not true.
It's bullshit.Copy !req
613. You know what, guys?
I think the night's over.Copy !req
614. We got—
We need our beauty sleep.Copy !req
615. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
We're old ladies.Copy !req
616. We are not!Copy !req
617. - Okay, well...
Laurie, Laurie...Copy !req
618. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
619. Vlad!Copy !req
620. Oh, gosh!Copy !req
621. Ah! Jaclyn.Copy !req
622. - Good luck with your family.
- Get out of here!Copy !req
623. Good luck with your family.Copy !req
624. Let's go.Copy !req
625. Ah— Ah— Ah— Wait...Copy !req
626. You, uh, coming to the match
tomorrow night, huh?Copy !req
627. - Yes.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
628. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
629. I told you, Muay Thai,
our friend is boxing.Copy !req
630. It's going to be fun, huh?Copy !req
631. You... Stop.
Easy, tiger!Copy !req
632. Okay.Copy !req
633. Bye.Copy !req
634. Hey, my watch!
My watch!Copy !req
635. Thought they were
never gonna leave.Copy !req
636. - Oh, that was so fun.
- Aw!Copy !req
637. - So fun! I love you guys.
- See, we can still have fun!Copy !req
638. Yes, yes.Copy !req
639. Laurie, you should've
hooked up with them.Copy !req
640. Uh, all of 'em?Copy !req
641. - One of them.
- No.Copy !req
642. - Or two of them.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
643. - Goodnight! Go.
- Mm-mm. Nope.Copy !req
644. - Love you.
- Love you.Copy !req
645. Go to bed. Wrap 'er up.Copy !req
646. Put a bow on it.Copy !req
647. Uh...Copy !req
648. Uh... Uh, should I,
um, sleep in this bed?Copy !req
649. - Sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
650. Or, um...
There's room in this one,Copy !req
651. there's room in that one,
there's, you know,Copy !req
652. like, either way.Copy !req
653. There— It's just, like,
cool with me.Copy !req
654. But just so you know—
I'm just— I'm...Copy !req
655. This is consent, if that is—Copy !req
656. Do you guys do that here?
We just started, so there's...Copy !req
657. I'm a-okay with— It's like,Copy !req
658. It's whatever,
it's whatever you...Copy !req
659. whatever is...Copy !req
660. Whatever is cleverer.Copy !req
661. So, um...Copy !req
662. If you wanna get me,Copy !req
663. you gotta come and get me.Copy !req
664. Oh shit!
Watch out, watch out!Copy !req
665. What? Oh, what now?Copy !req
666. I'm so worried.Copy !req
667. Why do I have to worry
all the time?Copy !req
668. Well, then don't.Copy !req
669. It's always about his feelings,
and his moods, and his pain.Copy !req
670. You know, I have pain too.Copy !req
671. Yeah, w— we all have.Copy !req
672. Yeah, bad things
have happened to me.Copy !req
673. You don't see me walking around
feeling sorry for myself.Copy !req
674. I'm pretty high, dude.Copy !req
675. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
676. You're gorgeous.Copy !req
677. Should the four of us just...Copy !req
678. No.Copy !req
679. Why not?Copy !req
680. - If Rick found out.
- Oh, why? Would he kill you?Copy !req
681. No. I'd just feel terrible.Copy !req
682. Well, Gary might kill me.Copy !req
683. I honestly think
he's capable of it.Copy !req
684. But you know what? Right now,Copy !req
685. that is a chance
I'm willing to take.Copy !req
686. Woah!Copy !req
687. Come on, Lochy.Copy !req
688. A little magician.Copy !req
689. A little magician
who's gonna do his little magic.Copy !req
690. You slag.Copy !req
691. Mmm.Copy !req
692. Come on. Come on, Lochy.Copy !req
693. The big dog on the space cat.
Woof, woof!Copy !req
694. Oh, boy.Copy !req
695. - It was great to see you.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
696. It's, uh— It's good
to see you too, man.Copy !req
697. I guess I'll see you
on the astral plane or whatever,Copy !req
698. - whatever they say.
- Listen...Copy !req
699. I may need another favor
from you.Copy !req
700. What is it?Copy !req
701. It's not a big deal.
Just a bit of role-play.Copy !req
702. Hey, well, I owe you one,
so let me know.Copy !req
703. Keep tomorrow night free for me?Copy !req
704. Tomorrow night.
You got it.Copy !req
705. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
706. Let's fuck.Copy !req
707. Yeah!Copy !req
708. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
709. Oh, come on!Copy !req
710. What are you doing?Copy !req
711. Write— Uh, writing a note.Copy !req
712. S— Something I gotta
remember to do.Copy !req
713. Can't you sleep?Copy !req
714. Obviously not.Copy !req
715. You haven't been acting like
yourself, Tim. What's going on?Copy !req
716. Do you understand
the expectations?Copy !req
717. You know? Do you have any idea
the expectations on me...Copy !req
718. from day one?Copy !req
719. I haven't known a single day
without all this shit put on me.Copy !req
720. Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
721. It's not, uh... I'm sorry.
Just... It's just stress.Copy !req
722. There's no reason
to be stressed, Tim.Copy !req
723. You've already succeeded
in every way.Copy !req
724. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
725. Come to bed.Copy !req
726. In a second.Copy !req
727. Oh, please, God.Copy !req
728. Please.Copy !req
729. Tell me what to do.Copy !req
730. Please.Copy !req