The White Lotus 3x3

1. This is what it looks like before a tsunami.

2. Yeah.

3. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you everything. Hold on.

4. All right, Kenny Nguyen, I met like 15 years ago.

5. Vietnamese guy, worked at Markham Bradford,

6. in the division in Asia.

7. Anyway, I helped Kenny set up this fund called Sho-Kel.

8. Look, this was not my idea. You gotta understand that.

9. Please, find out whatever you can.

10. I'm just gonna be waiting for your call.

11. This is insane. Okay.

12. Thanks, Joe. Yeah.

13. Imagine this at home.

14. I mean, for sure, but you have nothing but time.

15. - Good morning! - Hi.

16. - Hi. - Sawatdee kha.

17. Did you have a nice sleep?

18. - We did! - Yeah.

19. Yeah, and thanks again

20. for such an amazing show last night. It was—

21. - Oh! - We were just talking about how fun it was.

22. - You like it? - So fun.

23. - Oh, thank you. - You're amazing.

24. - So nice to meet you. - You are very kind.

25. - Enjoy! - All right.

26. - Enjoy. I will see you. - All right. Thanks.

27. Safe travels.

28. I had the most vivid dreams last night.

29. What were your dreams, Mom?

30. I could try to tell you what they mean.

31. I just remember I was on the beach,

32. and it was night. Uh...

33. And our house was there, right by the water.

34. Then there was a tsunami.

35. Could be some kind of warning.

36. Yeah, so dreams predict the future now.

37. Okay, they might not predict the future,

38. but they're a window into something.

39. I mean, every symbol has a meaning.

40. It's the collective unconscious.

41. Yeah, and we all dream about fire and snakes

42. because we're all afraid of fire and snakes.

43. - I mean, it's not that deep. - You know, you don't know everything.

44. Uh...

45. Just no more tsunami videos before bed, okay?

46. Okay.

47. I've, uh, written a few songs, you know?

48. - Yeah, you told me. - Yeah.

49. Maybe one night I will sing for the guests.

50. That would be

51. a big step for me.

52. In my home, the artistic side was not encouraged.

53. Uh...

54. That was an incredible show last night.

55. Oh, thank you so much.

56. No, really. You have so much presence.

57. I mean, élan, as they say.

58. Really. Uh...

59. - Could I sit for a second? - Please, please, please, please.

60. Oh my God. Wow. I am in the entertainment business.

61. - Oh! Yes? - Yeah.

62. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am a producer.

63. Here, working on a project actually.

64. Can't really go into it.

65. It's, um, kind of a high-profile thing.

66. But I know you used to be an actress.

67. I was.

68. Yeah. Well, I'm not sure

69. if you're still interested in doing that,

70. but something tells me that you might be.

71. This director that I'm working with...

72. Mm-hmm.

73. I would love for him to meet you.

74. Would you be open to that? Do you take meetings?

75. He's a lot of fun. Really. And I bet you are a lot of fun.

76. I don't know. I think that you guys

77. would just really hit it off.

78. He's in Bangkok, though.

79. Oh! I'm leaving for Bangkok today.

80. - Are you...? - Yes.

81. Serendipity.

82. - Could I get a... a contact? - Sure.

83. - A number or something? - Yeah. I'll give you my card.

84. That would be great.

85. Here.

86. Oh, well, I really, really wanna make this happen, "Sri-tala."

87. - Sritala. - "Srita-la."

88. - Sri— - "Srita-la."

89. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh. Um, Sritala.

90. "Srita-la."

91. - Sritala. - Yes.

92. Sritala.

93. - Sritala. - Sritala.

94. - Yes. - Sritala.

95. Mm.

96. - Yes. - So sexy.

97. Okay, I'll let you get back to your meeting.

98. - Uh, I'll be in touch. - All right.

99. I didn't get your name, but anyway...

100. - Fabian. - Yeah.

101. What was that about?

102. Scorpio. So secretive.

103. It's not easy for me, Rick. I'm an Aries.

104. I need everything out in the open.

105. My God, I need weed.

106. Just tell me what's going on.

107. It doesn't concern you. Okay?

108. Of course it concerns me.

109. Everything you do concerns me. I'm your life partner, Rick.

110. - Good morning. - Hi!

111. I wanted to remind you of our session this morning.

112. Mm-hmm.

113. I have a migraine.

114. I really look forward to working with you again.

115. Yeah.

116. Thank you. Please help him.

117. Have a good breakfast.

118. I just wanna give you a heads-up.

119. Tomorrow, I'm going to Bangkok.

120. Why? What am I gonna do?

121. I don't know. Maybe you'll meet a guy

122. richer than me, and you can sponge off him.

123. I'm your soulmate, Rick.

124. How can you be my soulmate?

125. Our signs aren't even compatible.

126. - Good morning. - Mm. Oh! Morning.

127. - Morning. - Morning.

128. - Ready for some yoga? - Mm. Mm-hmm.

129. - Yeah. - Mm.

130. And I was wondering, today, maybe you'd like a session

131. with one of our energy healers?

132. What is an energy healer?

133. Well, we work to heal issues in your body

134. using energy and your chakras.

135. - Mm. - You said, um, "we."

136. Does that mean that you're an energy healer?

137. It's something I do, yes.

138. Wow, very cool.

139. How long have you been working here?

140. Um, three years now.

141. Oh. Wait, so you came here before the war?

142. I'm very lucky.

143. And— And where in Russia are you from?

144. Vladivostok.

145. Big port city, uh, far east of Russia.

146. I've never met anyone from Vladivostok.

147. Actually, I have a tattoo of it right here.

148. And what did you do there?

149. I worked in shipping.

150. Did you come here with any family?

151. - No. - No? Or girlfriend?

152. - No. - Okay.

153. So just yourself?

154. - Yes. - All right.

155. Well, we are just so happy that you are here and safe.

156. Thank you. Ladies, I will see you in an hour.

157. - Mm-hmm. - Okay.

158. Yeah.

159. He just puts his hands over you and heals you with his energy?

160. Laurie, you should have a fling with him.

161. Why do you keep saying that?

162. It's the perfect week for a fling. And you're single.

163. He probably wouldn't be into it anyway.

164. Are you kidding? You are an attractive woman.

165. And he's a fling kinda guy. I can tell.

166. All you have to do is make a move.

167. Request him for an energy session.

168. - No. - Oh, fine. I'll do it.

169. Excuse me. Can we please put in a request?

170. - Belinda. - Ah! Sawatdee kha.

171. Sawatdee khrap. Good morning.

172. Good morning. How are you?

173. Good. Good. I'm good. Today's plan for you,

174. you are going to meet some of the therapists

175. and they'll give you demonstrations.

176. - Mm. - Then tonight,

177. I thought we could have dinner and talk through everything.

178. - Sounds great. - Good.

179. - Khop khun kha. - Yin dee khrap. Pleasure.

180. Dad, seriously? Come on.

181. All right, all right.

182. Dad, Jesus, what is going on?

183. Damn, Dad, you're blowing up.

184. I got a lot going on.

185. Well, what's going on? You want me to help you?

186. Yeah, is something wrong?

187. No, no.

188. Just, uh, work stuff.

189. Tim, there are two men here

190. at the office from the FBI. They're looking for you.

191. I gave them your number. Just call me as soon as you can.

192. It's Chuck. I'm assuming you've heard.

193. The FBI's obtained a warrant, and they're at your office.

194. I wish I had better news. But I got called in, and I'm—

195. I'm gonna get all the information

196. on where everything stands.

197. I'm sure you're crawling out of your skin right now,

198. but listen, do not talk to anyone

199. until you hear from me, okay? Let me do my job,

200. and I'll get right back to you. All right? Hang tight.

201. Fuck me.

202. Sawatdee khrap.

203. Sawatdee ja.

204. Uh...

205. Sawatdee khrap.

206. Holy shit! Dad. Look.

207. He didn't even run. He just stood there.

208. That happened here, like, the next beach over.

209. Lochlan, do you wanna keep giving us nightmares?

210. - Not really. - Then put that down, please.

211. Hey, Dad, uh, Terry just messaged me.

212. He said that everyone in the office is looking for you.

213. Should we, uh... Should we call in?

214. Uh, no, I— I'll deal with it.

215. No. Don't— Don't worry about it.

216. Well, what's going on? I mean—

217. - Sawatdee kha! - Oh, yes, my blender, finally.

218. Hey, Lochy, you want in on this?

219. On what?

220. Dude, a protein shake. I said let's buffen you up.

221. How you doing, Pam?

222. Good, how are you? How was it yesterday?

223. - Did you like your massage? - Loved it.

224. Good, 'cause you've got another one today with Pond.

225. I love Pond. She's so gentle, but also firm.

226. The only other thing that I have scheduled today

227. is for Lochlan. Our corrective posture treatment.

228. - Corrective posture? - Honey, you should go.

229. Yeah, so just put, like, two scoops of this.

230. - Two scoops of that. - This, the creatine,

231. some peanut butter. What kind of milks do you guys have?

232. Um, goat, oat, cow, soy.

233. Dad, did... did my phone just ring?

234. - No. - Sounded like it rang.

235. - Uh, yeah. And just put both of these in there. - I can do that.

236. - Okay. Thank you, Pam. - Don't worry about it at all. At all.

237. Oh, God, it's just nonstop with these phones, y'all.

238. Wait, who is it, Dad? I mean, is it Terry?

239. Wait, why'd you... why'd you just do that?

240. - What are you doing? - No. Gimme that. Hey. I, uh...

241. No. You know, I've been thinking.

242. And— and, uh,

243. I changed my mind. You know, Piper's right.

244. It's nonstop with the phones.

245. So, uh, let's do it.

246. Let's do it. Let— Let's give our phones to Pam.

247. - What? - Really?

248. Yeah.

249. What— what— What, are you kidding me?

250. It's a rare thing that we're together like this.

251. So, let's make the most of it.

252. Let's make— make this week special, right?

253. - Yeah? - No.

254. Yeah! Just give your stuff to Pam.

255. No! Pam, my ass. I'm... No!

256. Hey, watch your mouth now. Pam, you... you got your...

257. the, uh, bag thing? Do you have it?

258. I sure do, and I'll even bring out the big one

259. so you can just put it all in there.

260. I think it's a great idea, honey.

261. You're gonna be so much more relaxed.

262. Yeah.

263. So, uh...

264. Well, come on, guys.

265. What are you waiting for? Come on!

266. Get your phones. Wait, what?

267. Dad, you're just gonna give her my phone

268. - because Piper's having... - Yeah.

269. some sort of Buddhist identity crisis?

270. You can live for five days without your precious phone.

271. No, we traveled 35 hours to Thailand for you, okay?

272. - You always get what you want. - Hey, hey, hey!

273. You get everything you want all the time.

274. - No, Piper, you always get what you want! - Hey! Saxon.

275. - Saxon! Piper. - What are you talking about?

276. - Dad, she always gets everything. It— - Son, son! Come on. Come here.

277. Just take it. I don't even care.

278. I know I don't have a ton going on at work right now,

279. - but I still need to be available, you know? - Yep.

280. I mean, I'm trying to build my own client list here, Dad.

281. I understand, but... but, son, bud,

282. I... You know, I'm...

283. I'm so impressed by you.

284. You— You're gonna have a phenomenal career.

285. I can see it.

286. - Really, you think? - No, I— I know it.

287. I mean, I know I tell you this

288. all the time, Dad, but...

289. I love working.

290. - You know? - Yeah.

291. And I love working with you.

292. I mean, I get to learn so much from you.

293. Look, we both know how gratifying work is.

294. But, I mean...

295. there's gotta be more to life, right, than just success.

296. And if we...

297. we leave room for them to develop,

298. then— then we'll end up having more to offer.

299. You know what I'm saying? You understand?

300. - Yeah. - Yeah.

301. So let's d— do this. Let's try it. Let's—

302. It'll be a great experiment.

303. - Uh, sure. Okay. - Okay.

304. Can I just call Terry and tell him

305. I'm not gonna be reachable?

306. No.

307. - No? - No, let's just—

308. - Let's walk away clean. - Dad, I—

309. No. We'll come back in a week, refreshed,

310. and then we'll take over the world.

311. Huh? You and me, pal. What do you say?

312. Uh, okay. Yeah.

313. - Right. - What are you doing?

314. I'm taking your watch.

315. - Are you serious, Dad? My watch? - Yeah.

316. If we're gonna do this thing, we're gonna do it 100 percent.

317. Now, you go get your computer.

318. Good. Okay.

319. - All right. - Okay.

320. And have I got your phone, Mr. Ratliff?

321. Huh?

322. Yes, your phone?

323. Oh, uh, my phone? Uh...

324. Well...

325. Yeah. All right.

326. Oh, you're gonna be so glad that you did this.

327. This better go in your safe.

328. A lot of important stuff on there.

329. - What, your porn? - Shut up!

330. - Thank you so much. - And yes.

331. You've all done really well. This isn't even that much,

332. I don't think. Okay, um...

333. Bye-bye.

334. Khop khun kha.

335. - Hey! - Sawatdee kha.

336. Sawatdee kha.

337. - Shall we? - Yes, let's.

338. So, um, do y'all wash people's feet too?

339. Yes.

340. Okay, so that's a real thing.

341. Sritala.

342. Sritala.

343. I mean, what the fuck are we even supposed to do now?

344. Mm.

345. No, like... like, finish it. Like, gulp it.

346. Yes. There we go.

347. Don't you want the big dogs to respect you?

348. What, you wanna be neurotic your whole life

349. and die a fucking virgin?

350. - No. - No!

351. So let's get you laid, like, this week. I'll help.

352. Okay? All hands on deck.

353. Yeah.

354. Hey, what's up?

355. All right, I gotta go.

356. Gotta get to my posture correction class.

357. - All right. Hey, Lochy. - Yeah?

358. Breathe out into downward-facing dog.

359. Neck is forward. There you go.

360. Laurie.

361. - Fuck you. - Fuck you.

362. And then slowly step your right foot forward,

363. or lightly jump.

364. Mook?

365. Okay. Bye.

366. God...

367. Thank you.

368. Mm.

369. Ja.

370. Okay?

371. Okay. Ja.

372. In your stillness, be aware of your sensations.

373. What do you feel?

374. I don't know.

375. Look, you seem like a really nice lady,

376. but this is— this is not my thing.

377. Underneath anger, there's always a sadness.

378. Something we are grieving.

379. What are you grieving?

380. I've done a lot of bad things.

381. Trust me.

382. I made a lot of mistakes.

383. Whatever.

384. And yeah, yeah, my...

385. And my father, he was a good man.

386. He was a decent man.

387. But... I never got to know him, you know,

388. because he was murdered.

389. And...

390. And I can't get my life back.

391. But maybe I can still get some satisfaction.

392. Hi! Uh, sawatdee kha.

393. My name is Piper Ratliff. I've been emailing with Burin?

394. Oh. Burin is not here.

395. Oh, um... I— I just— I'm... I'm visiting

396. from America this week,

397. and he said he was gonna set up a meeting

398. with me and Luang Por Teera?

399. Because I'm considering the year program.

400. I'm— I'm finishing college,

401. and then I would start this summer.

402. Luang Por cannot meet today.

403. Maybe Friday at 2:00?

404. Two o'clock. Okay, uh, thank you so much.

405. Uh. Khop khun kha.

406. - Okay. See you Friday. - See you Friday. Bye.

407. - Better if you keep your eyes closed. - Oh, sorry.

408. You sit in a defensive posture.

409. You pleaser? People pleaser?

410. A lot of big personalities in my family.

411. You meet people on their plane of reality.

412. But what is your reality?

413. I thought this was about helping me with my posture?

414. 'Cause now you have your left foot on right knee.

415. You're protecting yourself with your female side.

416. How long is this session?

417. Gary barely ever talks to me. He's so secretive.

418. He has an ex-wife, but he never talks about her.

419. Mm?

420. All I know is that she was a real mental patient.

421. - Yeah? - Yeah.

422. - How bad? - Like, "killed herself" bad.

423. Oh my God!

424. Yeah. One day, she was so depressed,

425. she couldn't take it anymore.

426. She just walked out into the ocean

427. and kept going, and never came back.

428. - What? - All they found was, like...

429. like, a part of her leg.

430. Fucking hell!

431. - Hey. - Oh, hey, babe.

432. - I need to get weed. - You all right?

433. I'm going to town.

434. - Sorry. I better go. - Yeah, you should.

435. - Love ya. - Love ya.

436. Hey!

437. - Hey! - You mind if I sit here?

438. I'm not getting good sunlight over there.

439. Sure.

440. Hey, I'm Saxon, by the way.

441. I'm Chloe.

442. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

443. I hear you're a douche.

444. Jesus Christ! What is your deal?

445. Gotta be fucking kidding me.

446. Gaitok.

447. Hey, should I buy this?

448. Uh, yeah, sure.

449. - Feeling better? - Mm.

450. Are we ever gonna have fun again?

451. Yeah, sure.

452. You wanna get fucked up?

453. - It's 2:00 in the afternoon. - So what?

454. We have dinner tonight with Chloe and Gary.

455. Wh... Why?

456. 'Cause the hotel are having a barbecue on the beach.

457. - It'll be really nice. - I just...

458. Snake show.

459. - What? - Mm. A snake show.

460. Come on!

461. I'm proud of you for giving up your phone.

462. Mm-hmm.

463. I know that was hard.

464. Thanks, babe.

465. You seem tired. Why don't you take a nap?

466. I don't do naps. You know that.

467. Why don't you take one of these?

468. Not my thing, okay? It's your thing.

469. They're not addictive. I just take 'em when I need it.

470. No, but I like to— Nah, I don't wanna be foggy.

471. You make fun of me, but they work.

472. - It's not a big deal. - Thanks.

473. Oh, I gotta get ready for my massage.

474. It's fucked up they're stuck inside these cages.

475. Yeah? Where should they be, Rick?

476. Out in the fields, with the farmers?

477. They're venomous snakes.

478. They still got a right to live free.

479. Not if they're out biting people.

480. Hello, everybody!

481. You can follow me, and the show start now.

482. Khop khun kha.

483. Okay, the first show for you, everybody.

484. This is the cobra, the Thailand cobra, Naja cobra.

485. It is the poison snake and the venomous snake,

486. dangerous snake.

487. Have a lot everywhere, in Thailand,

488. in the city, in the forest, in Southeast Asia,

489. Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, India, a lot of cobra.

490. Don't try that at home.

491. Wow.

492. The poison can kill person in one bite...

493. cobra bite, 30 minutes...

494. gone. Die.

495. But don't worry.

496. Fifteen minutes, go hospital.

497. It's not far from here.

498. Many snake, we get him from the house.

499. He come up on the toilet, in the bathroom.

500. A lot the cobra.

501. The next show is python.

502. The python is the world's longest snake.

503. The python can kill the big animal. Yes.

504. An animal like a cow.

505. It's okay. It's okay. You're free.

506. Come on.

507. Come on.

508. Come on. Come on. Go, go, go!

509. Whoa! Yeah. That's right.

510. That's right, buddy. Go, go, go, go. Find a tree.

511. Find a really good tree.

512. Get out. Go, go, go, go.

513. Now, put the python around your neck

514. and take a picture. Smile.

515. Wow. Say "cheese."

516. Rick?

517. What are you doing?

518. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey!

519. - Where are they taking her? - Hospital, hospital.

520. - The hospital? - So she don't die.

521. - Rick! - Die? Die? Hey! Hey! Hey, wait!

522. Hey! Hey!

523. Fuck!

524. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

525. - The hospital! - Okay, okay.

526. Go, go.

527. God, Chelsea!

528. I know.

529. I can't believe you got bit by a cobra.

530. Why would you release a cobra?

531. I... I think, uh,

532. the weed that I was smoking was laced.

533. I mean, Chelsea, you've had two brushes with death

534. - in two days. - Yeah.

535. Like, maybe you guys shouldn't come on the boat tomorrow.

536. What boat?

537. Gary has a boat.

538. And he's invited some people, and they want us to come.

539. It's gonna be a fun group, a lot of expats.

540. - Oh, great. - We're gonna tour around the island.

541. It's gonna be fun.

542. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a... a really good time.

543. - Oh. - Mm!

544. How was your healing session today, Laurie, with Valentin?

545. Mm, it was interesting.

546. Mm. Did he get his energy inside you?

547. It was kind of intimate.

548. I haven't been

549. not touched by a man like that in a long time.

550. - Mm! - With stuff like that...

551. I don't know, it's either goofy or spooky. I just...

552. I'm just not a New Age kind of person.

553. It all feels kind of...

554. - witchy, to me. - That's what I like about it.

555. Yeah, 'cause like Christianity,

556. and most religions, they're made for men, right?

557. The father sacrifices the son,

558. the son's a man, dies on the cross,

559. the heroes are all men,

560. and the women just cry on the sidelines.

561. Mm. You want the woman to be centered in the story?

562. No, no, no, no, no. It's all just so male.

563. You know, the epic battle for good and evil

564. just doesn't speak to me.

565. Well, I'm a woman, and...

566. I get a lot out of going to church.

567. Hm.

568. I just... I love the people. It's very moving.

569. I didn't know you went to church.

570. - Oh, yeah! We go every Sunday. - Mm.

571. Yeah, ever since we moved to Austin.

572. But is it like a real Texan church?

573. Like with Bible thumpers and...

574. Well, the people are, you know, more conservative than, like,

575. L.A. people or...

576. - like New York. - Mm-hm.

577. Is that weird for you?

578. Why would it be weird?

579. I... I don't know.

580. If I was just around a bunch of Texans

581. who voted for Trump,

582. I guess I'd just feel a little, you know, alienated.

583. They're nice people. Really good families.

584. Cool.

585. But do you ever talk politics with them?

586. Sometimes.

587. And it doesn't get awkward?

588. - Why would it? - Because!

589. Wait. Are— are you a Republican?

590. - No! - Oh. Okay.

591. I'm an independent. But Dave is.

592. An independent?

593. - Mm-hmm. - Since when?

594. You didn't vote for Trump, though, did you?

595. Are we really gonna talk about Trump tonight?

596. Listen, it is a very pretty church.

597. It is not weird at all. And I will take you

598. if you ever come visit me in Austin.

599. - I can't wait to get down there. - I really wanna come.

600. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

601. Yeah.

602. What a great day.

603. And I love those ladies.

604. Everyone loves you too.

605. It's only been two days, and I already feel rejuvenated.

606. Everybody's so genuine, and nobody's jaded.

607. You know, that shit's refreshing.

608. So, you like Thailand?

609. - Very much. - I am happy.

610. Mm.

611. You know, before I got here, I was...

612. depressed.

613. My friend...

614. He was my boss, actually. He...

615. died in this freak accident at work.

616. And this woman, this rich woman,

617. she was supposed to help me open up my own spa,

618. you know, so I could be my own boss.

619. Something I've always wanted to do.

620. And of course, she flakes.

621. Runs off with some guy she just met.

622. Ah!

623. What? What is it?

624. I saw someone yesterday, and I knew I recognized him.

625. But I think he's...

626. How big is the boat?

627. - How big is the boat? It's huge. - Mm.

628. Hi.

629. Good evening, everybody.

630. Um, really sorry to interrupt, but...

631. do I know you?

632. - Uh... - I work at the White Lotus in Maui,

633. and I'm pretty sure I met you there.

634. Um...

635. I don't think so.

636. Greg, isn't it?

637. - It's Gary. - Huh? Really?

638. Did you date a woman named Tanya McQuoid?

639. Me? No.

640. Okay.

641. Well, he must have a doppelganger then...

642. because I swear

643. you look just like this man I met in Maui.

644. Anyway.

645. Sorry to bother you, guys. Enjoy your night.

646. - Yeah, no problem. - Thank you!

647. Thank you.

648. I told you, Gary,

649. all you bald White guys look alike.

650. Hmm.

651. Lochy, sweetie, did they correct your posture?

652. There wasn't enough time.

653. Hey, tomorrow's the full moon, you guys.

654. And it's supposed to be like a really big holiday here.

655. And I got us invited on a guy's yacht

656. so we can go cruise around the islands.

657. Who did you meet with a boat?

658. Are they decent people?

659. Yeah, they own their own yacht. They're rich.

660. Just because people are rich doesn't mean they're not trashy.

661. Most rich people are trashy.

662. I wouldn't go that far.

663. No. And where's Dad? Is Dad okay?

664. The jet lag's been hard for him.

665. He hasn't been sleeping well, and he finally just conked out.

666. Fuck.

667. Frank, hey, it's your old buddy Rick.

668. Hey, I'm coming to Bangkok tomorrow.

669. Really love to see ya.

670. I need your help with a couple of things.

671. Give me a call when you get this, okay?

672. All right. Later, man.

673. Rick...

674. you released a bunch of venomous snakes today.

675. You do realize that?

676. - You're fucking deranged! - I felt bad for 'em.

677. Snakes are evil. Read the Bible.

678. Well, even evil things shouldn't be treated like shit.

679. It's only gonna make them more evil.

680. Yeah! Well, I could have been killed.

681. I was stoned.

682. I'm sorry.

683. You're not gonna get rid of me that easy.

684. If you kill me, I'll follow you into the next life,

685. and the next. You'll never get rid of me.

686. You're insane.

687. Insane.

688. You didn't have to walk me all the way back.

689. - Aw, I have to. Come on. - I appreciate you.

690. - Okay. - Thank you.

691. You're welcome.

692. No, really.

693. Thank you for dinner and today. I had a great time.

694. I'm sorry, I don't usually drink.

695. Come on! It was fun.

696. Um...

697. I hope you have good dreams of me,

698. and I will have good dreams of you.

699. Is that a Thai expression?

700. Uh...

701. - Good night. - Oh. Good night.

702. Tipsy, tipsy.

703. Hmm.

704. What you dreaming about, Pornchai?

705. Fuck is that?

706. - Yeah, she... - You know what?

707. She's always been like this.

708. Always taking on the attitude of the person she's with.

709. - Dave! - I know.

710. - The look on your face was killing me. - Oh, God.

711. I was trying to kick you under the table.

712. Are you kidding? I didn't even know what to say.

713. I mean, Trump? I mean, are you insane?

714. Well, she's always let Dave call the shots, though.

715. I can't even imagine what it's like living in Texas.

716. She's probably just doing it to fit in.

717. As a woman, it's just so self-defeating, right?

718. I'm still kind of in shock.

719. Look, I know people get more conservative

720. - the older that they get, but— - Oh, sorry.

721. You think you'll be able to sleep

722. after you napped all day?

723. Uh-huh.

724. You want one of my pills?

725. I don't take drugs.

726. They really work.

727. Tim, is something going on?