1. This is what it looks like
before a tsunami.Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you everything.
Hold on.Copy !req
4. All right, Kenny Nguyen,
I met like 15 years ago.Copy !req
5. Vietnamese guy,
worked at Markham Bradford,Copy !req
6. in the division in Asia.Copy !req
7. Anyway, I helped Kenny
set up this fund called Sho-Kel.Copy !req
8. Look, this was not my idea.
You gotta understand that.Copy !req
9. Please, find out whatever you can.Copy !req
10. I'm just gonna be waiting
for your call.Copy !req
11. This is insane. Okay.Copy !req
12. Thanks, Joe. Yeah.Copy !req
13. Could I do this at home?Copy !req
14. I mean, for sure,
you have nothing but time.Copy !req
15. - Good morning!
- Hi!Copy !req
16. - Did you have a nice sleep?
- We did!Copy !req
17. Yeah, and thanks again
for such an amazing show last night.Copy !req
18. We were just talking
about how fun it was.Copy !req
19. - You like it?
- So fun.Copy !req
20. - Oh, thank you.
- You're amazing.Copy !req
21. - So nice to meet you.
- You are very kind.Copy !req
22. - Enjoy!
- All right.Copy !req
23. - Enjoy. I will see you.
- All right. Thanks.Copy !req
24. Safe travels.Copy !req
25. I had the most vivid dreams
last night.Copy !req
26. What were your dreams, Mom?Copy !req
27. I could try to tell you
what they mean.Copy !req
28. I just remember I was on the beach,
and it was night. Uh...Copy !req
29. And our house was there,
right by the water.Copy !req
30. Then there was a tsunami.Copy !req
31. Could be some kind of warning.Copy !req
32. Yeah, so dreams
predict the future now.Copy !req
33. Okay, they might not
predict the future,Copy !req
34. but they're a window into something.Copy !req
35. I mean, every symbol has a meaning.
It's the collective unconscious.Copy !req
36. Yeah, and we all dream
about fire and snakesCopy !req
37. because we're all afraid
of fire and snakes.Copy !req
38. - I mean, it's not that deep.
- You know, you don't know everything.Copy !req
39. Just no more tsunami videos
before bed, okay?Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. I've, uh, written a few songs,
you know?Copy !req
42. - Yeah, you told me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
43. Maybe one night
I will sing for the guests.Copy !req
44. That would be a big step for me.Copy !req
45. In my home, the artistic side
was not encouraged.Copy !req
46. That was an incredible show
last night.Copy !req
47. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
48. No, really.
You have so much presence.Copy !req
49. I mean, élan, as they say.Copy !req
50. Really. Uh...Copy !req
51. - Could I sit for a second?
- Please, please, please, please.Copy !req
52. Oh my God. Wow.
I am in the entertainment business.Copy !req
53. - Oh! Yes?
- Yeah.Copy !req
54. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am a producer.Copy !req
55. Here working on a project, actually.Copy !req
56. Can't really go into it.
It's kind of a high-profile thing.Copy !req
57. But I know you used to be an actress.Copy !req
58. - I was.
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. Well, I'm not sure if you're still
interested in doing that,Copy !req
60. but something tells me
that you might be.Copy !req
61. This director
that I'm working with...Copy !req
62. I would love for him to meet you.Copy !req
63. Would you be open to that?
Do you take meetings?Copy !req
64. He's a lot of fun. Really.
And I bet you are a lot of fun.Copy !req
65. I don't know. I think that you guys
would just really hit it off.Copy !req
66. He's in Bangkok, though.Copy !req
67. I'm leaving for Bangkok today.Copy !req
68. - Are you...?
- Yes.Copy !req
69. Serendipity.Copy !req
70. - Could I get a... a contact?
- Sure.Copy !req
71. - A number or something?
- Yeah. I'll give you my card.Copy !req
72. That would be great.Copy !req
73. Here.Copy !req
74. Well, I really, really wanna
make this happen, Shri-tala.Copy !req
75. - Sritala.
- Sritala.Copy !req
76. Sritala.Copy !req
77. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh... Sritala.Copy !req
78. Sritala.Copy !req
79. - Sritala.
- Yes.Copy !req
80. Sritala.Copy !req
81. - Sritala.
- Sritala.Copy !req
82. Sritala.Copy !req
83. - Yes.
- So sexy.Copy !req
84. Okay, I'll let you get back
to your meeting.Copy !req
85. - Uh, I'll be in touch.
- All right.Copy !req
86. I didn't get your name, but anyway...Copy !req
87. - Fabian.
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. What was that about?Copy !req
89. Scorpio. So secretive.Copy !req
90. It's not easy for me, Rick.
I'm an Aries.Copy !req
91. I need everything out in the open.Copy !req
92. My God, I need weed.Copy !req
93. Just tell me what's going on.Copy !req
94. It doesn't concern you. Okay?Copy !req
95. Of course it concerns me.Copy !req
96. Everything you do concerns me.
I'm your life partner, Rick.Copy !req
97. - Good morning.
- Hi!Copy !req
98. I wanted to remind you
of our session this morning.Copy !req
99. I have a migraine.Copy !req
100. I really look forward
to working with you again.Copy !req
101. Yeah.Copy !req
102. Thank you. Please help him.Copy !req
103. Have a good breakfast.Copy !req
104. I just wanna give you a heads-up.
Tomorrow, I'm going to Bangkok.Copy !req
105. Why? What am I gonna do?Copy !req
106. I don't know.
Maybe you'll meet a guyCopy !req
107. richer than me,
and you can sponge off him.Copy !req
108. I'm your soulmate, Rick.Copy !req
109. How can you be my soulmate?Copy !req
110. Our signs aren't even compatible.Copy !req
111. Good morning.Copy !req
112. - Morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
113. - Ready for some yoga?
- Yeah.Copy !req
114. And I was wondering, today,
maybe you'd like a sessionCopy !req
115. with one of our energy healers?Copy !req
116. What is an energy healer?Copy !req
117. Well, we work to heal
issues in your bodyCopy !req
118. using energy and your chakras.Copy !req
119. You said, um, "we."Copy !req
120. Does that mean
that you're an energy healer?Copy !req
121. It's something I do, yes.Copy !req
122. Wow, very cool.Copy !req
123. How long have you been working here?Copy !req
124. Um, three years now.Copy !req
125. Wait, so you came here
before the war?Copy !req
126. I'm very lucky.Copy !req
127. And where in Russia are you from?Copy !req
128. Vladivostok.Copy !req
129. Big port city, Far East of Russia.Copy !req
130. I've never met anyone
from Vladivostok.Copy !req
131. Actually, I have
a tattoo of it right here.Copy !req
132. And what did you do there?Copy !req
133. I worked in shipping.Copy !req
134. - Did you come here with any family?
- No.Copy !req
135. No? Or girlfriend?Copy !req
136. - No.
- Okay.Copy !req
137. - So just yourself?
- Yes.Copy !req
138. All right. Well, we are just so happy
that you are here and safe.Copy !req
139. Thank you. Ladies,
I will see you in an hour.Copy !req
140. Okay.Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. He just puts his hands over you
and heals you with his energy?Copy !req
143. Laurie, you should have
a fling with him.Copy !req
144. Why do you keep saying that?Copy !req
145. It's the perfect week for a fling.
And you're single.Copy !req
146. He probably wouldn't be
into it anyway.Copy !req
147. Are you kidding?
You are an attractive woman.Copy !req
148. And he's a fling kinda guy.
I can tell.Copy !req
149. All you have to do is make a move.Copy !req
150. Request him for an energy session.Copy !req
151. - No.
- Oh, fine. I'll do it.Copy !req
152. Excuse me.
Can we please put in a request?Copy !req
153. - Belinda.
- Ah! Sawatdee kha.Copy !req
154. Sawatdee khrap. Good morning.Copy !req
155. Good morning. How are you?Copy !req
156. Good. Good. I'm good.
Today's plan for you,Copy !req
157. you are going to meet
some of the therapistsCopy !req
158. and they'll give you demonstrations.Copy !req
159. Then tonight,Copy !req
160. I thought we could have dinner
and talk through everything.Copy !req
161. - Sounds great.
- Good.Copy !req
162. - Khop khun kha.
- Yin dee khrap. Pleasure.Copy !req
163. Dad, seriously? Come on.Copy !req
164. All right, all right.Copy !req
165. - Dad, Jesus, what is going on?
- Damn, Dad, you're blowing up.Copy !req
166. I got a lot going on.Copy !req
167. Well, what's going on?
You want me to help you?Copy !req
168. Yeah, is something wrong?Copy !req
169. No, no.Copy !req
170. Just, uh, work stuff.Copy !req
171. Tim, there are two men here
at the office from the FBI.Copy !req
172. They're looking for you.Copy !req
173. I gave them your number.
Just call me as soon as you can.Copy !req
174. It's Chuck.
I'm assuming you've heard.Copy !req
175. The FBI's obtained a warrant,
and they're at your office.Copy !req
176. I wish I had better news.
But I got calls lining up,Copy !req
177. I'm gonna get all the information
on where everything stands.Copy !req
178. I'm sure you're crawling
out of your skin right now,Copy !req
179. but listen, do not talk to anyoneCopy !req
180. until you hear from me, okay?
Let me do my job,Copy !req
181. and I'll get right back to you.
All right? Hang tight.Copy !req
182. Fuck me.Copy !req
183. - Sawatdee khrap.
- Sawatdee ja.Copy !req
184. Sawatdee khrap.Copy !req
185. Holy shit! Dad. Look.Copy !req
186. He didn't even run.
He just stood there.Copy !req
187. That happened here,
like, the next beach over.Copy !req
188. Lochlan, do you wanna
keep giving us nightmares?Copy !req
189. - Not really.
- Then put that down, please.Copy !req
190. Hey, Dad, Terry just messaged me.Copy !req
191. He said that everyone in the office
is looking for you.Copy !req
192. Should we, uh... Should we call in?Copy !req
193. Uh, no, I-- I'll deal with it.
No. Don't-- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
194. Well, what's going on? I mean--Copy !req
195. - Sawatdee kha!
- Oh, yes, my blender, finally.Copy !req
196. - Hey, Lochy, you want in on this?
- On what?Copy !req
197. Dude, a protein shake.
I said let's buffen you up.Copy !req
198. How you doing, Pam?Copy !req
199. Good, how are you?
How was it yesterday?Copy !req
200. - Did you like your massage?
- Loved it.Copy !req
201. Good, 'cause you've got
another one today with Pond.Copy !req
202. I love Pond.
She's so gentle, but also firm.Copy !req
203. The only other thing that I have
scheduled today is for Lochlan.Copy !req
204. Our corrective posture treatment.Copy !req
205. - Corrective posture?
- Honey, you should go.Copy !req
206. Yeah, so just put,
like, two scoops of this.Copy !req
207. - Two scoops of that.
- The creatine, some peanut butter.Copy !req
208. - What kind of milks do you guys have?
- Um, goat, oat, cow, soy...Copy !req
209. Dad, did... did my phone just ring?Copy !req
210. - No.
- Sounded like it rang.Copy !req
211. - Yeah, and just put both of these in.
- I can do that.Copy !req
212. - Don't worry about it at all.
- Okay. Thank you, Pam.Copy !req
213. Oh, God, it's just nonstop
with these phones, y'all.Copy !req
214. Wait, who is it, Dad?
I mean, is it Terry?Copy !req
215. Wait, why'd you...
why'd you just do that?Copy !req
216. - What are you doing?
- No. Gimme that. Hey. I, uh...Copy !req
217. You know, I've been thinking.Copy !req
218. And, uh, I changed my mind.Copy !req
219. You know, Piper's right.
It's nonstop with the phones.Copy !req
220. So, uh, let's do it.Copy !req
221. Let's do it.
Let's give our phones to Pam.Copy !req
222. - What?
- Really?Copy !req
223. Yeah.Copy !req
224. What, are you kidding me?Copy !req
225. It's a rare thing
that we're together like this.Copy !req
226. So let's make the most of it.
Let's make this week special, right?Copy !req
227. Yeah?Copy !req
228. No.Copy !req
229. Yeah! Just give your stuff to Pam.Copy !req
230. No! Pam, my ass. I'm... No!Copy !req
231. Hey, watch your mouth now.Copy !req
232. Pam, you got your...
the, uh, bag thing?Copy !req
233. - Do you have it?
- I sure do,Copy !req
234. and I'll even bring out the big one
so you can just put it all in there.Copy !req
235. I think it's a great idea, honey.
You're gonna be so much more relaxed.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. So, uh... Well, come on, guys.Copy !req
238. What are you waiting for? Come on!Copy !req
239. - Get your phones.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
240. Dad, you're just gonna
give her my phoneCopy !req
241. - because Piper's having...
- Yeah.Copy !req
242. ...some sort of
Buddhist identity crisis?Copy !req
243. You can live for five days
without your precious phone.Copy !req
244. No, we traveled 35 hours
to Thailand for you, okay?Copy !req
245. You always get what you want.Copy !req
246. You get everything you want
all the time.Copy !req
247. No, Piper, you always get
what you want!Copy !req
248. - Hey! Saxon.
- Saxon!Copy !req
249. - What are you talking about?
- Piper.Copy !req
250. - Dad, she always gets everything--
- Son, son! Come on. Come here.Copy !req
251. Just take it. I don't even care.Copy !req
252. I know I don't have a ton
going on at work right now,Copy !req
253. but I still need to be available,
you know?Copy !req
254. Yep.Copy !req
255. I mean, I'm trying to build
my own client list here, Dad.Copy !req
256. I understand, but... but, son, bud,Copy !req
257. I... you know, I'm...Copy !req
258. I'm so impressed by you.Copy !req
259. You're gonna have
a phenomenal career.Copy !req
260. I can see it.Copy !req
261. - Really, you think?
- No, I-- I know it.Copy !req
262. I mean, I know I tell you this
all the time, Dad, but...Copy !req
263. I love working.Copy !req
264. - You know?
- Yeah.Copy !req
265. And I love working with you.
I get to learn so much from you.Copy !req
266. Look, we both know
how gratifying work is.Copy !req
267. But, I mean...Copy !req
268. there's gotta be more to life,
right, than just success.Copy !req
269. And if we...Copy !req
270. we leave room for them to develop,Copy !req
271. then we'll end up
having more to offer.Copy !req
272. You know what I'm saying?
You understand?Copy !req
273. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
274. So let's do this.
Let's try it. Let's--Copy !req
275. It'll be a great experiment.Copy !req
276. - Uh, sure. Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
277. Can I just call Terry and tell him
I'm not gonna be reachable?Copy !req
278. No.Copy !req
279. - No?
- No, let's just--Copy !req
280. - Let's walk away clean.
- Dad, I--Copy !req
281. No. We'll come back
in a week, refreshed,Copy !req
282. and then we'll take over the world.Copy !req
283. Huh? You and me, pal.
What do you say?Copy !req
284. Uh, okay. Yeah.Copy !req
285. - What are you doing?
- I'm taking your watch.Copy !req
286. - Are you serious, Dad? My watch?
- Yeah.Copy !req
287. If we're gonna do this thing,
we're gonna do it 100 percent.Copy !req
288. Now, you go get your computer.Copy !req
289. Good. Okay.Copy !req
290. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
291. And have I got your phone,
Mr. Ratliff?Copy !req
292. Yes, your phone?Copy !req
293. Oh, uh, my phone? Uh...Copy !req
294. Well...Copy !req
295. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
296. You're gonna be so glad
that you did this.Copy !req
297. This better go in your safe.
A lot of important stuff on there.Copy !req
298. - What, your porn?
- Shut up!Copy !req
299. - Thank you so much.
- And yes.Copy !req
300. You've all done really well.
This isn't even that much,Copy !req
301. I don't think. Okay, um...Copy !req
302. Bye-bye.Copy !req
303. Khop khun kha.Copy !req
304. - Hey!
- Sawatdee kha.Copy !req
305. Sawatdee kha.Copy !req
306. - Shall we?
- Yes, let's.Copy !req
307. So, um,
do y'all wash people's feet too?Copy !req
308. Yes.Copy !req
309. Okay, so that's a real thing.Copy !req
310. Sritala.Copy !req
311. Sritala.Copy !req
312. I mean, what the fuck
are we even supposed to do now?Copy !req
313. No, like... like, finish it.
Like, gulp it.Copy !req
314. Yes. There we go.Copy !req
315. Don't you want the big dogs
to respect you?Copy !req
316. What, you wanna be neurotic
your whole lifeCopy !req
317. and die a fucking virgin?Copy !req
318. - No.
- No!Copy !req
319. So let's get you laid,
like, this week. I'll help.Copy !req
320. Okay? All hands on deck.Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
323. All right, I gotta go.Copy !req
324. Gotta get to
my posture correction class.Copy !req
325. - All right. Hey, Lochy.
- Yeah?Copy !req
326. Breathe out into downward-facing dog.Copy !req
327. Back is flat. There you go.Copy !req
328. Laurie.Copy !req
329. - Fuck you.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
330. And then slowly
step your right foot forward,Copy !req
331. or lightly jump.Copy !req
332. Mook?Copy !req
333. Thank you.Copy !req
334. Okay, ja.Copy !req
335. In your stillness,
be aware of your sensations.Copy !req
336. What do you feel?Copy !req
337. I don't know.Copy !req
338. Look, you seem like
a really nice lady,Copy !req
339. but this is-- this is not my thing.Copy !req
340. Underneath anger,
there's always a sadness.Copy !req
341. Something we are grieving.Copy !req
342. What are you grieving?Copy !req
343. I've done a lot of bad things.Copy !req
344. Trust me.Copy !req
345. I made a lot of mistakes.Copy !req
346. Whatever.Copy !req
347. And yeah, yeah, my...Copy !req
348. And my father, he was a good man.Copy !req
349. He was a decent man.Copy !req
350. But... I never got
to know him, you know,Copy !req
351. because he was murdered.Copy !req
352. And...Copy !req
353. And I can't get my life back.Copy !req
354. But maybe I can still get
some satisfaction.Copy !req
355. Hi! Uh, sawatdee kha.Copy !req
356. My name is Piper Ratliff.
I've been emailing with Burin?Copy !req
357. Burin is not here.Copy !req
358. Oh, um... I just... I'm visiting
from America this week,Copy !req
359. and he said
he was gonna set up a meetingCopy !req
360. with me and Luang Por Teera?Copy !req
361. Because I'm considering
the year program.Copy !req
362. I'm finishing college,
and then I would start this summer.Copy !req
363. Luang Por cannot meet today.Copy !req
364. Maybe Friday at 2:00?Copy !req
365. Two o'clock.
Okay, uh, thank you so much.Copy !req
366. Khop khun kha.Copy !req
367. - Okay. See you Friday.
- See you Friday. Bye.Copy !req
368. - Better if you keep your eyes closed.
- Sorry.Copy !req
369. You sit in a defensive posture.Copy !req
370. You pleaser? People pleaser?Copy !req
371. A lot of big personalities
in my family.Copy !req
372. You meet people
on their plane of reality.Copy !req
373. But what is your reality?Copy !req
374. I thought this was about
helping me with my posture?Copy !req
375. 'Cause now you have
your left foot on right knee.Copy !req
376. You're protecting yourself
with your female side.Copy !req
377. How long is this session?Copy !req
378. Gary barely ever talks to me.
He's so secretive.Copy !req
379. He has an ex-wife,
but he never talks about her.Copy !req
380. All I know is that
she was a real mental patient.Copy !req
381. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
382. - How bad?
- Like, "killed herself" bad.Copy !req
383. Oh my God!Copy !req
384. Yeah. One day, she was so depressed,
she couldn't take it anymore.Copy !req
385. She just walked out into the oceanCopy !req
386. and kept going, and never came back.Copy !req
387. - What?
- All they found was, like...Copy !req
388. like, a part of her leg.Copy !req
389. Fucking hell!Copy !req
390. - Hey.
- Oh, hey, babe.Copy !req
391. - I need to get weed.
- You all right?Copy !req
392. I'm going to town.Copy !req
393. - Sorry. I better go.
- Yeah, you should.Copy !req
394. - Love ya.
- Love ya.Copy !req
395. Hey!Copy !req
396. - Hey.
- You mind if I sit here?Copy !req
397. I'm not getting
good sunlight over there.Copy !req
398. Sure.Copy !req
399. Hey, I'm Saxon, by the way.Copy !req
400. I'm Chloe.Copy !req
401. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
402. I hear you're a douche.Copy !req
403. Jesus Christ! What is your deal?Copy !req
404. Gotta be fucking kidding me.Copy !req
405. Gaitok.Copy !req
406. Hey, should I buy this?Copy !req
407. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
408. Feeling better?Copy !req
409. Are we ever gonna have fun again?Copy !req
410. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
411. You wanna get fucked up?Copy !req
412. - It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
- So what?Copy !req
413. We have dinner tonight
with Chloe and Gary.Copy !req
414. Why?Copy !req
415. 'Cause the hotel are having
a barbecue on the beach.Copy !req
416. It'll be really nice.Copy !req
417. I just...Copy !req
418. Snake show.Copy !req
419. - What?
- Snake show.Copy !req
420. Come on!Copy !req
421. I'm proud of you
for giving up your phone.Copy !req
422. - I know that was hard.
- Thanks, babe.Copy !req
423. You seem tired.
Why don't you take a nap?Copy !req
424. I don't do naps. You know that.Copy !req
425. Why don't you take one of these?Copy !req
426. Not my thing, okay? It's your thing.Copy !req
427. They're not addictive.
I just take 'em when I need it.Copy !req
428. No, but I like to--
Nah, I don't wanna be foggy.Copy !req
429. You make fun of me, but they work.Copy !req
430. - It's not a big deal.
- Thanks.Copy !req
431. I gotta get ready for my massage.Copy !req
432. It's fucked up they're stuck
inside these cages.Copy !req
433. Yeah? Where should they be, Rick?Copy !req
434. Out in the fields, with the farmers?Copy !req
435. They're venomous snakes.Copy !req
436. They still got a right to live free.Copy !req
437. Not if they're out biting people.Copy !req
438. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
439. You can follow me,
and the show start now.Copy !req
440. Khop khun kha.Copy !req
441. Okay, the first show
for you, everybody.Copy !req
442. This is the cobra,
the Thailand cobra, Naja cobra.Copy !req
443. It is the poison snake
and the venomous snake,Copy !req
444. dangerous snake.Copy !req
445. Have a lot everywhere in Thailand,Copy !req
446. in the city, in the forest,
in Southeast Asia,Copy !req
447. Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia,
India, a lot of cobra.Copy !req
448. Don't try that at home.Copy !req
449. Wow.Copy !req
450. The poison can kill person one bite,
cobra bite, 30 minutes.Copy !req
451. Gone. Die.Copy !req
452. But don't worry.
Fifteen minutes, go hospital.Copy !req
453. It's not far from here.Copy !req
454. Many snake,
we get him from the house.Copy !req
455. He come up on the toilet,
in the bathroom.Copy !req
456. A lot the cobra.Copy !req
457. The next show is python.Copy !req
458. The python is
the world's longest snake.Copy !req
459. The python can kill
the big animal. Yes.Copy !req
460. An animal like a cow.Copy !req
461. It's okay. It's okay. You're free.Copy !req
462. Come on.Copy !req
463. Come on.Copy !req
464. Come on. Come on. Go, go, go!Copy !req
465. Whoa! Yeah. That's right.
That's right, buddy.Copy !req
466. Go, go, go, go. Find a tree.Copy !req
467. Find a really good tree.Copy !req
468. Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
469. Now, put the python around your neck
and take a picture. Smile.Copy !req
470. Wow. Say "cheese."Copy !req
471. Rick?Copy !req
472. What are you doing?Copy !req
473. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey! Hey!Copy !req
474. - Where are they taking her?
- Hospital, hospital.Copy !req
475. - The hospital?
- So she don't die.Copy !req
476. - Rick!
- Die? Die? Hey! Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
477. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
478. Fuck!Copy !req
479. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
480. - The hospital!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
481. Go, go.Copy !req
482. God, Chelsea!Copy !req
483. I know.Copy !req
484. I can't believe
you got bit by a cobra.Copy !req
485. Why would you release a cobra?Copy !req
486. I... I think, uh,Copy !req
487. the weed that I was smoking
was laced.Copy !req
488. I mean, Chelsea, you've had
two brushes with deathCopy !req
489. - in two days.
- Yeah.Copy !req
490. Like, maybe you guys shouldn't
come on the boat tomorrow.Copy !req
491. What boat?Copy !req
492. Gary has a boat.Copy !req
493. And he's invited some people,
and they want us to come.Copy !req
494. It's gonna be a fun group,
a lot of expats.Copy !req
495. - Oh, great.
- We're gonna tour around the island.Copy !req
496. It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
497. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a...
a really good time.Copy !req
498. How was your healing session
today, Laurie, with Valentin?Copy !req
499. It was interesting.Copy !req
500. Did he get his energy inside you?Copy !req
501. It was kind of intimate.Copy !req
502. I haven't beenCopy !req
503. not touched by a man
like that in a long time.Copy !req
504. With stuff like that...Copy !req
505. I don't know, it's either
goofy or spooky. I just...Copy !req
506. I'm just not
a New Age kind of person.Copy !req
507. It all feels kind of...Copy !req
508. witchy, to me.Copy !req
509. That's what I like about it.Copy !req
510. Yeah, 'cause like Christianity,Copy !req
511. and most religions,
they're made for men, right?Copy !req
512. The father sacrifices the son,Copy !req
513. the son's a man, dies on the cross,Copy !req
514. the heroes are all men,Copy !req
515. and the women just cry
on the sidelines.Copy !req
516. You want the woman
to be centered in the story?Copy !req
517. No, no, no, no, no.
It's all just so male.Copy !req
518. You know, the epic battle
for good and evilCopy !req
519. just doesn't speak to me.Copy !req
520. Well, I'm a woman, and...Copy !req
521. I get a lot out of going to church.Copy !req
522. I just... I love the people.
It's very moving.Copy !req
523. I didn't know you went to church.Copy !req
524. Oh, yeah! We go every Sunday.Copy !req
525. Yeah, ever since we moved to Austin.Copy !req
526. But is it like a real Texan church?Copy !req
527. Like with Bible thumpers and...Copy !req
528. Well, the people are, you know,
more conservative than, like,Copy !req
529. L.A. people or...Copy !req
530. like New York.Copy !req
531. Is that weird for you?Copy !req
532. Why would it be weird?Copy !req
533. I... I don't know.Copy !req
534. If I was just around a bunch of
Texans who voted for Trump,Copy !req
535. I guess I'd just feel a little,
you know, alienated.Copy !req
536. They're nice people.
Really good families.Copy !req
537. - Cool.
- Do you ever talk politics with them?Copy !req
538. - Sometimes.
- And it doesn't get awkward?Copy !req
539. - Why would it?
- Because!Copy !req
540. Wait. Are you a Republican?Copy !req
541. - No!
- Oh. Okay.Copy !req
542. I'm an Independent. But Dave is.Copy !req
543. An Independent?Copy !req
544. Since when?Copy !req
545. You didn't vote
for Trump, though, did you?Copy !req
546. Are we really gonna talk
about Trump tonight?Copy !req
547. Listen, it is a very pretty church.Copy !req
548. It is not weird at all.Copy !req
549. And I will take you
if you ever come visit me in Austin.Copy !req
550. - I can't wait to get down there.
- I really wanna come.Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. What a great day.Copy !req
553. And I love those ladies.Copy !req
554. Everyone loves you too.Copy !req
555. It's only been two days,
and I already feel rejuvenated.Copy !req
556. Everybody's so genuine,
and nobody's jaded.Copy !req
557. You know, that shit's refreshing.Copy !req
558. So, you like Thailand?Copy !req
559. - Very much.
- I am happy.Copy !req
560. You know, before I got here, I was...Copy !req
561. depressed.Copy !req
562. My friend...Copy !req
563. He was my boss, actually. He...Copy !req
564. died in this freak accident at work.Copy !req
565. And this woman, this rich woman,Copy !req
566. she was supposed to help me
open up my own spa,Copy !req
567. you know, so I could be my own boss.Copy !req
568. Something I've always wanted to do.Copy !req
569. And of course, she flakes.Copy !req
570. Runs off with some guy she just met.Copy !req
571. What? What is it?Copy !req
572. I saw someone yesterday,
and I knew I recognized him.Copy !req
573. But I think he's...Copy !req
574. How big is the boat?Copy !req
575. How big is the boat? It's huge.Copy !req
576. Hi.Copy !req
577. Good evening, everybody.Copy !req
578. Um, really sorry to interrupt, but...Copy !req
579. do I know you?Copy !req
580. I work at the White Lotus in Maui,
and I'm pretty sure I met you there.Copy !req
581. I don't think so.Copy !req
582. Greg, isn't it?Copy !req
583. - It's Gary.
- Huh! Really?Copy !req
584. Did you date a woman
named Tanya McQuoid?Copy !req
585. Me? No.Copy !req
586. Okay.Copy !req
587. Well, he must have
a doppelganger then...Copy !req
588. because I swearCopy !req
589. you look just like this man
I met in Maui.Copy !req
590. Anyway.Copy !req
591. Sorry to bother you, guys.
Enjoy your night.Copy !req
592. - Yeah, no problem.
- Thank you!Copy !req
593. Thank you.Copy !req
594. I told you, Gary,
all you bald white guys look alike.Copy !req
595. Lochy, sweetie,
did they correct your posture?Copy !req
596. There wasn't enough time.Copy !req
597. Hey, tomorrow's
the full moon, you guys.Copy !req
598. And it's supposed to be
like a really big holiday here.Copy !req
599. And I got us invited on a guy's yachtCopy !req
600. so we can go cruise
around the islands.Copy !req
601. Who did you meet with a boat?Copy !req
602. Are they decent people?Copy !req
603. Yeah, they own their own yacht.
They're rich.Copy !req
604. Just because people are rich
doesn't mean they're not trashy.Copy !req
605. Most rich people are trashy.Copy !req
606. I wouldn't go that far.Copy !req
607. And where's Dad? Is Dad okay?Copy !req
608. The jet lag's been hard for him.Copy !req
609. He hasn't been sleeping well,
and he finally just conked out.Copy !req
610. Fuck.Copy !req
611. Frank, hey, it's your old buddy Rick.Copy !req
612. Hey, I'm coming to Bangkok tomorrow.Copy !req
613. Really love to see ya.Copy !req
614. I need your help
with a couple of things.Copy !req
615. Give me a call
when you get this, okay?Copy !req
616. All right. Later, man.Copy !req
617. Rick?Copy !req
618. You released a bunch
of venomous snakes today.Copy !req
619. You do realize that?Copy !req
620. - You're fucking deranged!
- I felt bad for 'em.Copy !req
621. Snakes are evil. Read the Bible.Copy !req
622. Well, even evil things
shouldn't be treated like shit.Copy !req
623. It's only gonna make them more evil.Copy !req
624. Yeah? Well, I could have been killed.Copy !req
625. I was stoned.Copy !req
626. I'm sorry.Copy !req
627. You're not gonna
get rid of me that easy.Copy !req
628. If you kill me, I'll follow you
into the next life, and the next.Copy !req
629. You'll never get rid of me.Copy !req
630. You're insane.Copy !req
631. Insane.Copy !req
632. You didn't have
to walk me all the way back.Copy !req
633. - Aw, I have to. Come on.
- I appreciate you.Copy !req
634. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
635. No, really.Copy !req
636. Thank you for dinner and today.
I had a great time.Copy !req
637. I'm sorry, I don't usually drink.Copy !req
638. Come on! It was fun.Copy !req
639. I hope you have good dreams of me,Copy !req
640. and I will have good dreams of you.Copy !req
641. Is that a Thai expression?Copy !req
642. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
643. Tipsy, tipsy.Copy !req
644. What you dreaming about, Pornchai?Copy !req
645. Fuck is that?Copy !req
646. - Yeah, she...
- You know what?Copy !req
647. She's always been like this.Copy !req
648. Always taking on the attitude
of the person she's with.Copy !req
649. - Dave!
- I know.Copy !req
650. The look on your face was killing me.Copy !req
651. Oh, God.Copy !req
652. I was trying to kick you
under the table.Copy !req
653. Are you kidding?
I didn't even know what to say.Copy !req
654. I mean, Trump?
I mean, are you insane?Copy !req
655. Well, she's always
let Dave call the shots, though.Copy !req
656. I can't even imagine
what it's like living in Texas.Copy !req
657. She's probably just doing it
to fit in.Copy !req
658. As a woman, it's just
so self-defeating, right?Copy !req
659. I'm still kind of in shock.Copy !req
660. Look, I know people
get more conservativeCopy !req
661. - the older that they get, but...
- That's right.Copy !req
662. You think you'll be able to sleep
after you napped all day?Copy !req
663. You want one of my pills?Copy !req
664. I don't take drugs.Copy !req
665. They really work.Copy !req
666. Tim, is something going on?Copy !req