1. Oh, shit.Copy !req
2. Okay. Okay, wakey, wakey.Copy !req
3. Come on, come on, let's go.Copy !req
4. Let's go. We gotta go.Copy !req
5. Hello.Copy !req
6. You never sleep this late.Copy !req
7. Ah, it was, uh...Copy !req
8. Yeah, it was— it wa—
it was a late night. Yeah.Copy !req
9. What'd you guys do?Copy !req
10. Uh. We just drank all day.Copy !req
11. Cameron, um,Copy !req
12. Cameron wanted
to drink, so, uh...Copy !req
13. Yeah, I drank too much.Copy !req
14. Well, I've been abducted.Copy !req
15. She fully planned
to spend the night here.Copy !req
16. She rented this gigantic villa,Copy !req
17. and it was a done deal
when we got here.Copy !req
18. And she didn't even tell me
until we got out of the car.Copy !req
19. I tried calling you
multiple times.Copy !req
20. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
21. I'll miss you.Copy !req
22. You sound weird. I guess
I'll see you
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
23. Yeah, I'll see you
when you get back. Love you.Copy !req
24. Bye.Copy !req
25. Okay. Here we go.
Uh, 15, 16, 17...Copy !req
26. Sh... Ah.
Eighteen hundred, that's—Copy !req
27. that's all I got right now.Copy !req
28. - You don't have the money?
- No,Copy !req
29. but I'm gonna get the rest.
It's all good.Copy !req
30. I'll go to the bank.
We're here until Friday.Copy !req
31. I'll leave it in an envelope
at the front desk.Copy !req
32. Oh, yeah. Good idea. Do that.Copy !req
33. Yeah. What's your name?Copy !req
34. - Lucia.
- Greco.Copy !req
35. Lucia Greco. Perfect.Copy !req
36. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
37. Choo-choo! Here we go. Okay.Copy !req
38. Grazie mille. And, um,
thanks for all the fun. Bye.Copy !req
39. "Thanks for fun?"Copy !req
40. Luci.Copy !req
41. Buongiorno, eh?Copy !req
42. Buongiorno.Copy !req
43. Ciao, Valentina.Copy !req
44. - Ciao.
- Ciao, Isabella.Copy !req
45. Happy to take them off you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
46. No.Copy !req
47. Ah.Copy !req
48. Buongiorno.Copy !req
49. Hello.
I was hoping to buy a presentCopy !req
50. for my wife today.
Uh, she couldn't make it,Copy !req
51. - unfortunately.
- Hmm.Copy !req
52. Uh, maybe a nice piece
of jewelry,Copy !req
53. so I was wondering
if there's a storeCopy !req
54. you'd recommend.Copy !req
55. No, I don't know.Copy !req
56. But you could, uh,
walk along the corso,Copy !req
57. and you'll find something.Copy !req
58. There's a wonderful store
called Pancrazi.Copy !req
59. It's very near,
and it's very nice.Copy !req
60. Great. Grazie.Copy !req
61. - You're welcome.
- Prego.Copy !req
62. Grazie.Copy !req
63. Ah.Copy !req
64. Okay. Grazie mille.Copy !req
65. I'm just gonna get some fruit...Copy !req
66. really quick.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
67. Okay?Copy !req
68. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
69. How'd you sleep?Copy !req
70. - Uh, not good.
- No?Copy !req
71. No. We— we really should've
hung out.Copy !req
72. I'm sorry that I was...Copy !req
73. I don't know why...
Just— Last night was...Copy !req
74. No. It's— it's fine.
Don't— don't be sorry.Copy !req
75. Yeah. Uh, we should
definitely hang out today.Copy !req
76. Okay. Yeah. That'd be fun.Copy !req
77. Yeah, I—
I just have to get outCopy !req
78. of babysitting, you know?Copy !req
79. It's been a lot.Copy !req
80. I just have to deal with that.
And then, um...Copy !req
81. Yeah, maybe we can, like,
plan something after breakfast.Copy !req
82. Okay. Good luck.Copy !req
83. - Cool.
- Okay.Copy !req
84. See you in a bit. Bye.Copy !req
85. So, I know I'm,
like, on the clock,Copy !req
86. technically, for today.Copy !req
87. Uh, but I was just wondering
if— if it'd be okay with youCopy !req
88. if I just hung out with that guy
that I met here for a little?Copy !req
89. He's nice and smart.
He went to Stanford and...Copy !req
90. and he's not non-binary.Copy !req
91. Yeah, I just mess everything up.Copy !req
92. I feel like
if I won the lottery,Copy !req
93. I'd throw away the ticket.Copy !req
94. So, I just feel like I...Copy !req
95. should give him a chance,
you know?Copy !req
96. I don't know what's going on
with Greg...Copy !req
97. but I think it's bullshit.Copy !req
98. So chic.Copy !req
99. Oh, oh...Copy !req
100. Thank you.Copy !req
101. You have impeccable style.Copy !req
102. The moment
I saw you last night,Copy !req
103. I said to Matteo, "Finally,
a glamorous woman in Taormina."Copy !req
104. Thank you.Copy !req
105. Oh, it's just the color.Copy !req
106. All the women here
dress like they're goingCopy !req
107. to a funeral on the beach.Copy !req
108. But you, thank God
you're here.Copy !req
109. We're just going to breakfast.
Do you wanna join us?Copy !req
110. Oh, no, that's okay,
'cause we just ate.Copy !req
111. Do you think we might see you
at the beach club later?Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah,Copy !req
113. I— I've never been
to the beach club. Is it nice?Copy !req
114. Come down, have a cocktail.
We always get the best seatsCopy !req
115. 'cause Marco's an old friend
who looks after us.Copy !req
116. Are you English?Copy !req
117. - Ah. I am.
- Oh.Copy !req
118. Yes, originally.Copy !req
119. But I live here now in Palermo.Copy !req
120. We've got a couple of friends
staying in the hotel,Copy !req
121. so we took the boat 'round
to meet them.Copy !req
122. You have a boat, huh?Copy !req
123. Yes, come down.Copy !req
124. Come see the boat.Copy !req
125. We'll save you two chairs.Copy !req
126. See you later. I hope.Copy !req
127. Bye-bye.Copy !req
128. Those guys are nice.Copy !req
129. Mia...Copy !req
130. No, no. Ah, Lucia.Copy !req
131. Oh!Copy !req
132. Luci.
Mount Etna.Copy !req
133. We should climb it.Copy !req
134. Not sure you're up
for that, Nonno.Copy !req
135. Yeah. I could do it.Copy !req
136. That looks inviting.
Let's try it.Copy !req
137. - Um, I'm gonna just...
head back to the room—
- Come on!Copy !req
138. Have something with me.Copy !req
139. I just ate.Copy !req
140. Well,
perhaps you'll have a drink.Copy !req
141. Dude.Copy !req
142. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
143. This is all your fault.Copy !req
144. Come on. We had fun.Copy !req
145. Bro code?Copy !req
146. Bro code?Copy !req
147. Yeah, baby, bro code.Copy !req
148. Sure, yeah, whatever. Bro code.Copy !req
149. Thank you.Copy !req
150. I love you.Copy !req
151. - I just wanna be inside you.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
152. - Please.
- No, ma'am.Copy !req
153. I wanna do stuff to you.Copy !req
154. - No.
- I wanna make you feel good.Copy !req
155. - Oh, fuck!
- You okay?Copy !req
156. You okay, buddy?Copy !req
157. So, I was really high
last night.Copy !req
158. Um, and I said
a couple things I hope...Copy !req
159. stay between us.Copy !req
160. Mm. You didn't say anything.Copy !req
161. I have trouble keeping
girlfriends sometimes. I mean,Copy !req
162. you know how girls are.Copy !req
163. They pretend they wanna
be your friend,Copy !req
164. but really they just wanna get
something out of youCopy !req
165. and then talk shit
and stab you in the back.Copy !req
166. But I feel like I can trust you.Copy !req
167. Can I?Copy !req
168. For sure.Copy !req
169. Plus, you don't know anybody.Copy !req
170. I mean, you don't know
any of the people that I know.Copy !req
171. No. I mean, probably not.Copy !req
172. Mia?Copy !req
173. Mia.Copy !req
174. Portia says she's heading down
to the beach club.Copy !req
175. I might meet her there.Copy !req
176. Oh, your dad and I
can join you for lunch.Copy !req
177. Uh, maybe.
I was kinda thinkingCopy !req
178. of just having a day,
you know, for myself.Copy !req
179. I don't understand,
you don't eat lunch?Copy !req
180. I think, let's just play it
by ear, yeah?Copy !req
181. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
182. Uh— So— Sorry.Copy !req
183. Sorry, wrong room!Copy !req
184. Yes!Copy !req
185. I'm so sorry!
We— We thought it was our room!Copy !req
186. - Arrivederci.
- We are sorry.Copy !req
187. Buona giornata!Copy !req
188. That's the weirdest voice
I've ever heard.Copy !req
189. - Hey! Hi! So glad you came!
- Hello.Copy !req
190. Come back around and up.Copy !req
191. Okay.Copy !req
192. Bellissima. Sorry,
I'm already drunk.Copy !req
193. Hello.Copy !req
194. What can I get you to drink?Copy !req
195. Wow, yeah. Um, okay.Copy !req
196. All right here. Okay.Copy !req
197. I'm gonna have
some rosé if you have it.Copy !req
198. - Rosé?
- Yeah.Copy !req
199. So, you've met MatteoCopy !req
200. and these are our friends
in for the weekend...Copy !req
201. - Oh, hi.
- ... Hugo and Didier.Copy !req
202. - Hello.
- Hey.Copy !req
203. - Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
- Hi.Copy !req
204. - You're French, right?
- Yes!Copy !req
205. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
206. Didier's family have the most
incredible family estate in Èze,Copy !req
207. which you have to see
before it crumblesCopy !req
208. entirely to the ground.Copy !req
209. It is my masterpiece
but it's ruined my life.Copy !req
210. - Yes.
- Of course, yeah.Copy !req
211. Yeah. Take it from me,
I know how that is. I do.Copy !req
212. - Yeah.
- Jack! Jack!Copy !req
213. This is my naughty nephew, Jack.Copy !req
214. All right, all right.
Hello, hello.Copy !req
215. It's nice to meet you, darling.Copy !req
216. - Oh.
- Oh, shit! I know you.Copy !req
217. You were by the pool last night.Copy !req
218. - I was. Yeah, um. Hi, again.
- Yeah.Copy !req
219. You been in it?
It's not heated, is it?Copy !req
220. Um, I— I don't know.
I haven't been in it.Copy !req
221. Should we get some panelle,
some fritto misto?Copy !req
222. Finger food is always a must. Anyway...Copy !req
223. - Oh! Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
224. Thank you.Copy !req
225. - That's it!
- Let's go.Copy !req
226. - Oh!
- Salute!Copy !req
227. Salute!Copy !req
228. Yes.Copy !req
229. - I've never been.
- Really?Copy !req
230. - No, I ain't been to shit.
- Hm.Copy !req
231. I'm from Essex, so...
Well, I've been to Essex.Copy !req
232. So, uh, how long
have you been in Sicily?Copy !req
233. Two months in Palermo.Copy !req
234. - Two months?
- Mm.Copy !req
235. That's— that's amazing.Copy !req
236. Yeah, it's all right,
if you don't mind a bunch of...Copy !req
237. gays grabbing your arse
and copping a feel.Copy !req
238. Do you mind?Copy !req
239. No, no, but, like, you know,
these guys get...Copy !req
240. pissed. And some of them
are really fucking strongCopy !req
241. as well.Copy !req
242. They have these parties
out in the villa.Copy !req
243. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
244. And the only women they invite
are just old, rich hags.Copy !req
245. I mean, like, you know,
they're nice and that, but...Copy !req
246. I didn't come to Sicily
to have tea with old ladies.Copy !req
247. Yeah.Copy !req
248. I've, um—
I was kind of hoping thatCopy !req
249. Sicily would be more
of an adventure, you know.Copy !req
250. But so far, it's just been...Copy !req
251. soul-crushing.Copy !req
252. - Soul-crushing?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
253. Fucking hell.Copy !req
254. All right. Well then,
if you want an adventure,Copy !req
255. stick with me!Copy !req
256. 'Cause I know how to have fun
in the sandbox.Copy !req
257. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
258. I— I...Copy !req
259. don't know
what you mean by that.Copy !req
260. I'll teach you.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. Hmm.Copy !req
263. Matteo.Copy !req
264. Allora...Copy !req
265. Oh.Copy !req
266. This place is so beautiful.Copy !req
267. It is.Copy !req
268. I just wanna know the—
What— what is that?Copy !req
269. Isola Bella.Copy !req
270. There's a story
attached to that island.Copy !req
271. - Yeah.
- There's a house on it.Copy !req
272. It was owned
by a wealthy Swedish family,Copy !req
273. and the old matriarch
was the last one living in it.Copy !req
274. And there were these
powerful local investors,Copy !req
275. if you know what I mean,Copy !req
276. who wanted the house,
wanted the island.Copy !req
277. But the old battle-ax
wouldn't budge.Copy !req
278. They made her
all kinds of offers.Copy !req
279. And then one day,
her body was foundCopy !req
280. in a heap at the bottom
of the rocks.Copy !req
281. They killed her?Copy !req
282. Oh, my God!Copy !req
283. But now, the house is open
to the public,Copy !req
284. so maybe it was worth it.Copy !req
285. We should go and see it.Copy !req
286. You're just here
with your assistant, right?Copy !req
287. No, no, I— I...Copy !req
288. I actually came here
with my husband, uh...Copy !req
289. but he left.Copy !req
290. He left you alone in Sicily?Copy !req
291. Why would he leave you?Copy !req
292. - It's a long story and—
- Well, we have all day.Copy !req
293. Tell me everything
from the beginning.Copy !req
294. Well...Copy !req
295. I was born in San Francisco.Copy !req
296. Oh, from the very beginning.Copy !req
297. - Okay.
- And, um...Copy !req
298. - Hi.
- Here you go, miss.Copy !req
299. Thank you.Copy !req
300. Bye.Copy !req
301. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you, Francesco.Copy !req
302. Bye, thank you.Copy !req
303. Hey.Copy !req
304. Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm so glad to be back.Copy !req
305. Nice dress.Copy !req
306. Daphne bought it for me in Noto.Copy !req
307. They didn't clean the room?Copy !req
308. Oh, yeah, sorry.
The maid did come.Copy !req
309. I was just still in bed, so...Copy !req
310. How'd it go?Copy !req
311. It's what I thought.Copy !req
312. It's a front.Copy !req
313. The whole thing,
the whole kissy, perfect thing.Copy !req
314. - It's a front.
- Yeah.Copy !req
315. He cheats on her.Copy !req
316. Why do you say that?Copy !req
317. Because she basically told me.Copy !req
318. And I think she does it, too.Copy !req
319. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
320. I mean, she was super vague.Copy !req
321. But the point is, they have
a twisted relationship,Copy !req
322. and we are fine.
Compared to them...Copy !req
323. we are fine.Copy !req
324. I'm happy to see you.Copy !req
325. Yeah?Copy !req
326. You got drunk?Copy !req
327. The Jet Skiing was fun.Copy !req
328. Oh, and she has
no women friends, like, at all.Copy !req
329. I'm, like, basically
her best friend now,Copy !req
330. and I barely know her.Copy !req
331. Isn't that crazy?Copy !req
332. Why does she have
no female friends?Copy !req
333. Because she basically realizedCopy !req
334. that they were all talking shit
behind her back.Copy !req
335. Kinda like you are now?Copy !req
336. Okay, so she gave me an edible,Copy !req
337. which I know was a mistake.
I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
338. I might need to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
339. But I started tripping out,
like... ... crazy.Copy !req
340. You know how I get.Copy !req
341. - Yeah.
- It was a disaster.Copy !req
342. I'm, like, going down
the wormhole, like...Copy !req
343. so high. Just, like...Copy !req
344. - Mm-hmm.
- ... everything that's
coming out of her mouth,Copy !req
345. I'm just like, "What?"Copy !req
346. - I gotta...
- I'm like, "Wow!"Copy !req
347. You know? And, like,
she thinks that, like,Copy !req
348. everybody wants to be her,Copy !req
349. - everybody wants her life.
- Yeah.Copy !req
350. No.Copy !req
351. Okay.Copy !req
352. I think I can rally.Copy !req
353. So, uh, what do you
wanna do today?Copy !req
354. Do you wanna do something
just us?Copy !req
355. Do you want me to see
what they wanna do, or...?Copy !req
356. Um, I guess.Copy !req
357. All right. Cool.Copy !req
358. Hey! Hi, so, uh,
yeah, what do you—Copy !req
359. Go to the beach?Copy !req
360. Um...Copy !req
361. - Huh?
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
362. Sorry, hi. Excuse—
Excus-ez me, sorry.Copy !req
363. Um, I— You can't sit there.Copy !req
364. I'm just— I'm saving this seat.Copy !req
365. You don't want us to sit here?Copy !req
366. Oh, I'm just— I'm saving it
for my friend.Copy !req
367. Can we sit here
until your friend comes?Copy !req
368. Uh— I just— I think
she's coming any minute now,Copy !req
369. - so...
- Oh.Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. I've seen you around.Copy !req
372. Yeah! I've seen you around.Copy !req
373. Cool,
taste the rainbow.Copy !req
374. Sounds like something
out of Willy Wonka.Copy !req
375. So what's Palermo like?Copy !req
376. Palermo's fucking wild.Copy !req
377. It's mental, man. People just—Copy !req
378. They party in the street,
and they fight in the street,Copy !req
379. and they fuck in the street.Copy !req
380. It's my kind of town.Copy !req
381. Is this villa just like...Copy !req
382. Ah, Portia, it's the tits.Copy !req
383. It's so fucking nice.
You gotta come see it.Copy !req
384. - I would love to come see it.
- Would ya?Copy !req
385. - Yes.
- Yeah?Copy !req
386. I don't think
there's ever been a—Copy !req
387. a woman under sixty
inside of it.Copy !req
388. - So, you would be the first.
- I'm all right with that.Copy !req
389. Hey.Copy !req
390. Um, hey, I'm— I'm Albie.Copy !req
391. All right, geez.Copy !req
392. So, I— I saved
you a chair over there.Copy !req
393. I think I got
the last one, so...Copy !req
394. Yeah. Thank you. Um...Copy !req
395. Yeah, I think I just need to be
here with TanyaCopy !req
396. just a little longer,Copy !req
397. and these guys just ordered us
all this food, so...Copy !req
398. Um, yeah, seems likeCopy !req
399. there's a party going on
or something.Copy !req
400. I mean, I do wanna hangout,
so I'll come find you and...Copy !req
401. - Yeah, I'm—
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. - I'm right over there.
- Okay, I just—Copy !req
403. - Albie!
- You know.Copy !req
404. - We got a table. Hi, Portia.
- Hey!Copy !req
405. Yeah, I'll— I'll find you,
okay? Um...Copy !req
406. Well, I'll— Uh, yeah.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
407. - See ya.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
408. Who's he?Copy !req
409. Oh, gosh, he's this guy that I—
I— I met at the hotel, and...Copy !req
410. - I think he likes you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
411. - Albie!
- Hey.Copy !req
412. I want you to see what I got.Copy !req
413. What do you think?Copy !req
414. Like, what?Copy !req
415. It's for your mom.
Think she'll like it?Copy !req
416. It's nice, right? Wasn't cheap.Copy !req
417. Oh! It's perfect.
She's gonna love it.Copy !req
418. I got some earrings
for Cara, too.Copy !req
419. You can't just buy
people off, Dad.Copy !req
420. It's a gesture, Albie.Copy !req
421. Like I said,
I'm happy to talk to her.Copy !req
422. No. She's not gonna listen
to you.Copy !req
423. She respects me.Copy !req
424. Not in this area, no,
she does not.Copy !req
425. The only person
that she'd actually listen toCopy !req
426. is probably...Copy !req
427. But, whatever.Copy !req
428. I'm not gonna be
your advocate in this, Dad.Copy !req
429. I get it. I understand.
That's fine. That's fair.Copy !req
430. I just think,Copy !req
431. probably want the family
to stay together, but...Copy !req
432. That is— Wow,
that is so manipulative.Copy !req
433. What?Copy !req
434. I have to go.Copy !req
435. I have to go.Copy !req
436. Sorry.Copy !req
437. Uh, no, no, no.Copy !req
438. He'll be all right.
He'll be all right.Copy !req
439. Ciao, how are you dear?Copy !req
440. - I think, uh—
- Sì.Copy !req
441. I think we're ready to order.Copy !req
442. - Go first.
- Tell me something.Copy !req
443. What are these numbers...Copy !req
444. - Wow.
- ... beside all these dishes?Copy !req
445. - Yeah.
- Are those the prices?Copy !req
446. Why are you worried
about the price?Copy !req
447. It's not like you're paying
for anything, all right.Copy !req
448. Nice!Copy !req
449. - Menus.
- Four spritzers. Thanks.Copy !req
450. We shouldn't even be drinking.Copy !req
451. Oh, come on.
Hair of the dog, man.Copy !req
452. I just don't wanna
throw up again.Copy !req
453. Wow, you guys
really drank a lot, huh?Copy !req
454. Oh, my God.
You should've seen him.Copy !req
455. Tearing up the dance floor.Copy !req
456. Really?Copy !req
457. Can't drink like that anymore.
I'm out of practice.Copy !req
458. Hmm.Copy !req
459. Well,
I did some damage myself,Copy !req
460. and I have the receipts
to prove it.Copy !req
461. So Christmas is going
to be molto Italiano.Copy !req
462. Oh, kill me now.Copy !req
463. Are you okay?Copy !req
464. Sì.Copy !req
465. Yeah!Copy !req
466. No, Mia. No!Copy !req
467. Vado.Copy !req
468. So, you see?
It's just been a series of...Copy !req
469. very bad decisions.Copy !req
470. - No. You've had very bad luck.
- I know, I know.Copy !req
471. You're like the— the heroine
of your own Italian opera.Copy !req
472. Does that mean I'm doomed?Copy !req
473. No. Of course, it doesn't.Copy !req
474. You're too fabulous to be sad.Copy !req
475. Look where you are.Copy !req
476. Drink your rosé.Copy !req
477. Best thing about luck is,
it can always change.Copy !req
478. Do you really believe that?Copy !req
479. No.Copy !req
480. Wow.Copy !req
481. Your friend didn't come.Copy !req
482. Oh, yeah. No,
she came, but, uh,Copy !req
483. she's over there.Copy !req
484. I don't want her
to see me pointing.Copy !req
485. She left you alone.
That's not nice.Copy !req
486. It's fine, honestly.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
487. Can I have her chair?Copy !req
488. Yeah. Sure, I mean—Copy !req
489. - Yeah?
- Might as well.Copy !req
490. Hi. I'm Lucia.Copy !req
491. - Albie. Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
492. Um, so, w— where you from?Copy !req
493. Um... I'm from Catania.Copy !req
494. - Oh, cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
495. I think— I think
we're going there
at some point.Copy !req
496. - Ciao.
- Ciao.Copy !req
497. Hmm?Copy !req
498. Okay.Copy !req
499. Sì.Copy !req
500. Ciao! Ciao!Copy !req
501. So, do you like
this blue Sicilian water?Copy !req
502. It's beautiful.Copy !req
503. Yeah, beautiful.
I have an idea.Copy !req
504. Do you want to go for a swim?Copy !req
505. Um...Copy !req
506. - Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
507. - Yeah. Let's go.
- Let's go.Copy !req
508. - Whoo!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
509. Yeah.Copy !req
510. Eh?Copy !req
511. You said your name is Lucia?Copy !req
512. - "Lucia." Yes.
- ALBIE. Lucia.Copy !req
513. So, you live
in Los Angeles, right?Copy !req
514. Yeah.Copy !req
515. I always wanted to go
to Los Angeles.Copy !req
516. That is my dream!Copy !req
517. You've only ever lived
in Sicily?Copy !req
518. - Yeah.
- Wow!Copy !req
519. - Your English is really good.
- Really?Copy !req
520. - Yeah. It's amazing.
- Thank you.Copy !req
521. Yeah.Copy !req
522. Luci!Copy !req
523. Ciao!Copy !req
524. What she want?Copy !req
525. Uh...Copy !req
526. She always ask for something,
but I don't care.Copy !req
527. How do you say,
"I don't care," in Italian?Copy !req
528. Uh, "Non me ne fotte!"Copy !req
529. Hmm?Copy !req
530. Next time,
leave your husband. Come to Èze.Copy !req
531. Yeah. We know everybody.Copy !req
532. - Really?
- We—
We take you everywhere.Copy !req
533. You understand
little bit French?Copy !req
534. Oui, un petit peu.Copy !req
535. - Tell us.
- Ooh!Copy !req
536. Yeah. Look, listen.Copy !req
537. Come on.Copy !req
538. Oh!Copy !req
539. Yeah,
'cause, like, Jack Dorsey,Copy !req
540. he does barrel saunas.Copy !req
541. - Crazy.
- I think
he only eats dinner.Copy !req
542. - What?
- Or, like, he fasts
at the weekends.Copy !req
543. I wanna get one
of those hyperbaric,Copy !req
544. - uh, chambers, you know?
- Mm.Copy !req
545. - Put it in—
put it in the house.
- Why?Copy !req
546. So I can fucking live forever.Copy !req
547. A hundred and eighty
years old.Copy !req
548. I don't
wanna live forever.Copy !req
549. I really don't wanna be old.Copy !req
550. - Oh, baby.
- No.Copy !req
551. You're— you're never
gonna be old to me.Copy !req
552. - No?
- No, never.Copy !req
553. What about your workout, man?
You're looking jacked.Copy !req
554. Uh, I don't know.
I just, like, go runningCopy !req
555. and I do some, like,
body weight stuff...Copy !req
556. Uh-huh.Copy !req
557. - Hmm? Ah.
- Your hair.Copy !req
558. Ah! Uh...Copy !req
559. Are you ready?Copy !req
560. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
561. Okay.Copy !req
562. What is going on with you?Copy !req
563. You've been acting
like a zombie all day.Copy !req
564. Is it them? Like,
do you not want to goCopy !req
565. to dinner with them?
Are you sick of them?Copy !req
566. Are you ever going
to talk to me again?Copy !req
567. What happened yesterday?Copy !req
568. We just...Copy !req
569. went Jet Skiing, and then...Copy !req
570. and then we drank too much.Copy !req
571. Who were you with?Copy !req
572. Um...Copy !req
573. each other, and...Copy !req
574. I guess we talked to s—
like, other people at the bar.Copy !req
575. What other people?Copy !req
576. Like, no one I would
ever talk to again.Copy !req
577. Just random people.Copy !req
578. - Random guys or random girls?
- Random both. Why?Copy !req
579. What?Copy !req
580. - Okay.
- What are—Copy !req
581. What are you worried about?
Like—Copy !req
582. Oh, my God.Copy !req
583. Hey.Copy !req
584. - Hey!
- Hey! What's up?Copy !req
585. - You guys ready?
- Yes!Copy !req
586. - Let's do it. I'm hungry.
- Me too.Copy !req
587. - I like that outfit.
- Thank you!Copy !req
588. You know, two months ago,
I couldn't even fit into it.Copy !req
589. - Baby weight is such a bitch.
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. You coming, big guy?Copy !req
591. Yeah.Copy !req
592. Yeah, I just gotta get a key.Copy !req
593. Don't you?Copy !req
594. If you're looking for a friend,Copy !req
595. gay guys are really the best.Copy !req
596. Because, let's face it,Copy !req
597. women are kinda...Copy !req
598. depressing.Copy !req
599. Oh.Copy !req
600. You think?Copy !req
601. Yeah. I think
most women are drips.Copy !req
602. But it's not their fault.Copy !req
603. Yeah. They have a lot
to be depressed about.Copy !req
604. But you know, they are not fun.Copy !req
605. These gay guys are fun.Copy !req
606. I think that nephew
really likes you.Copy !req
607. - No. No.
- Yeah. I do.Copy !req
608. Do you like him?Copy !req
609. - He is pretty hot.
- What's up? Buonasera.Copy !req
610. You look stunning.Copy !req
611. - Missed me?
- A little.Copy !req
612. Did you miss me?Copy !req
613. I put on fresh underwear
for ya.Copy !req
614. Why? Did you shit your pants?Copy !req
615. - No. They're my sexy underwear.
- Oh.Copy !req
616. I put 'em on
for special occasions, don't I?Copy !req
617. It's all right.
I'll model them for you later.Copy !req
618. We'll see about that.Copy !req
619. He's worse than usual.Copy !req
620. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
621. Do you guys, um,
mind if I skip dinner tonight?Copy !req
622. I— I met someone at the beach,Copy !req
623. and I was kind of hoping
to have dinner with her.Copy !req
624. "Her"? Yeah.Copy !req
625. Sure, go do your thing.
We're fine.Copy !req
626. Cool. Thanks. Um...Copy !req
627. - I'll see you at breakfast.
- See you then.Copy !req
628. Yep.Copy !req
629. - Good luck!
- Good night.Copy !req
630. Good for him.Copy !req
631. Jealous?Copy !req
632. Of what?Copy !req
633. - Come on. A little?
- No!Copy !req
634. I am. A little.Copy !req
635. I may never see
a naked woman again.Copy !req
636. Although, I did see one
today in my room.Copy !req
637. The same girls I saw coming
out of your room yesterdayCopy !req
638. were in my room today.Copy !req
639. I walked in on them,
and one of them was half-naked.Copy !req
640. What were they doing
in your room?Copy !req
641. I have no idea.Copy !req
642. But it was a nice surprise.Copy !req
643. Actually, I think
it's fun. You know?Copy !req
644. Oh, my God!Copy !req
645. Four for dinner.Copy !req
646. Ciao.Copy !req
647. Sì.Copy !req
648. Uh...Copy !req
649. Ah.Copy !req
650. - Sì.Copy !req
651. Prego.Copy !req
652. Uh...Copy !req
653. Ah. Sì.Copy !req
654. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
655. - Sì.Copy !req
656. Okay.Copy !req
657. - Valentina!
- Huh?Copy !req
658. Hey. Ciao.Copy !req
659. - Mia.
- Lucia.Copy !req
660. Allora...Copy !req
661. Ciao. Hi.Copy !req
662. Hi. Hey.Copy !req
663. Um. So, my dad's cool
if you still wanna have dinner?Copy !req
664. Oh, really? Great.Copy !req
665. - Um, let's have a drink first.
- Okay, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
666. Do you remember my friend, Mia?Copy !req
667. Of course, hi. Ciao.Copy !req
668. - Piacere. Mia. Ciao.
- Albie.Copy !req
669. Um, so— so
what are we drinking?Copy !req
670. - Gin and tonic?
- Sure. I'll do—Copy !req
671. - I'll— Three Gin and tonics?
- Uh, for me, spritz.Copy !req
672. T— Okay. Two gin and tonicsCopy !req
673. - and a spritz.
- Yeah.Copy !req
674. Hey.Copy !req
675. Those are the girls.Copy !req
676. The ones in my room.Copy !req
677. Now, Albie's with them.Copy !req
678. Like father, like father,
like son.Copy !req
679. That was disturbing.Copy !req
680. I have this really,
really close girlfriend.Copy !req
681. She has a son that has autism,Copy !req
682. so we decided to do
a 10K to raise money.Copy !req
683. And, um,
and I trained a bunch for it.Copy !req
684. And I'm going,
and there's this guyCopy !req
685. that's sort of running
next to me.Copy !req
686. And all of a sudden,
he just drops to the ground.Copy !req
687. Out of nowhere.
I mean, it was, like, surreal.Copy !req
688. And he died.Copy !req
689. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
690. I just want to say
thank you so much for todayCopy !req
691. because lately I've just been
really low and...Copy !req
692. I don't know, I feel like...Copy !req
693. - I feel so much better now.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
694. Well, I am a huge advocate
for distraction.Copy !req
695. My whole life has been
one long distraction.Copy !req
696. Well, I just...Copy !req
697. I want to thank you
for including usCopy !req
698. and, um, just—Copy !req
699. You know, all of you
for being so friendly, you know.Copy !req
700. Why don't you come with us
to Palermo tomorrow.Copy !req
701. We're taking Hugo
and Didier on the boat.Copy !req
702. We're having a big party
at the villa.Copy !req
703. and the boat.Copy !req
704. It's like, a really big party?Copy !req
705. - Oh, yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
706. - Mm-hmm.
- Yes.Copy !req
707. And we'll find youCopy !req
708. a terribly well-hung
Italian stud. Heterosexual even.Copy !req
709. I mean, I'm married, but...Copy !req
710. We won't tell.Copy !req
711. It is tempting.Copy !req
712. - Come.
- So, yes?Copy !req
713. - Yeah.
- Yes.Copy !req
714. Oh. Please? Tanya.Copy !req
715. I think you're coming.Copy !req
716. W— Yes! I will.Copy !req
717. Well, no singing
around the piano tonight, girls.Copy !req
718. Well, I just hope he's not dead.Copy !req
719. Well, maybe they'll find
a better one.Copy !req
720. Quentin's very nice.
I like him a lot.Copy !req
721. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where are you going?Copy !req
722. I don't know.Copy !req
723. No, you're not going to bed.Copy !req
724. It's still early.
Let's get fucked.Copy !req
725. Okay.Copy !req
726. - Yes, geezer.
- Hi!Copy !req
727. Uh, two gin and tonics...Copy !req
728. Dos Jägermeister.Copy !req
729. - Dos Red Bull.
- I'll just have—Copy !req
730. I'll just have one—
one gin and tonic.Copy !req
731. - What?
- Grazie. For me, just—Copy !req
732. Do you know
the Italian gestures?Copy !req
733. Uh, okay. Uh-huh. Like this?Copy !req
734. One— One Jägermeister,
one Red Bull.Copy !req
735. And this. When you...Copy !req
736. when you don't give a fuck.Copy !req
737. Yeah, sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
738. You don't care about something.Copy !req
739. - Like— like this.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
740. - Like, "I don't care."
- Yeah.Copy !req
741. - And— and then—
- Like, I don't care.Copy !req
742. I feel like we should, um,
go drink over there, or...Copy !req
743. not be here. I don't know. Hm.Copy !req
744. What? What's wrong
with you, why?Copy !req
745. You feel—Copy !req
746. He's having
a fucking great time.Copy !req
747. He's doing all right.Copy !req
748. He's just so sweet.Copy !req
749. - Yeah, he's lovely.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
750. You clearly want to make
him jealous,Copy !req
751. - so let's make him jealous.
- I— I—Copy !req
752. I don't want to
make him jealous.Copy !req
753. - Yeah, you do.
- No.Copy !req
754. - Yeah, you fucking do.
- Oh.Copy !req
755. And then I graduated.
I went to Stanford.Copy !req
756. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. And, um,Copy !req
757. I moved back home.Copy !req
758. And I was like, "Now what?"Copy !req
759. And, um...Copy !req
760. Um...Copy !req
761. I think, I'm—
I think, I'm going to leave.Copy !req
762. - Mm.
- I'm gonna go.Copy !req
763. Don't let her win.Copy !req
764. That's a twist.Copy !req
765. - Fucking— Hello!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
766. Wow...Copy !req
767. Yeah.Copy !req
768. - Um— Mm-mm.
- You all right?
You look uncomfortable.Copy !req
769. Let's, uh,
let's go to my room. Yes.Copy !req
770. Fucking— Right!Copy !req
771. I think we won.Copy !req
772. Here we go. Come here.Copy !req
773. - Oh, yeah.
That's the good stuff.
- Yeah.Copy !req
774. I, uh, missed you last night.Copy !req
775. - I missed you too, baby.
- Mm...Copy !req
776. Don't you ever leave me
again. Okay?Copy !req
777. - I won't.
- You promise?Copy !req
778. Yeah, I promise.Copy !req
779. What happened last night?Copy !req
780. Nothing. I told you.Copy !req
781. I mean...Copy !req
782. there was one thing
that happened.Copy !req
783. I guess, you were right.Copy !req
784. Cameron asked me
to invest money with him. So...Copy !req
785. Probably is the reason
they invited us on vacation.Copy !req
786. That's it?Copy !req
787. What are you worried about?Copy !req
788. Nothing.Copy !req
789. Oh!Copy !req
790. - Wow!
- Sexy, right?Copy !req
791. Do you like them?Copy !req
792. - Yeah?
- Yes,
they're really great.Copy !req
793. - Yeah?
- Yeah. I think—Copy !req
794. Ooh, hello.Copy !req
795. You're naughty.Copy !req
796. Hi.Copy !req
797. Hi.Copy !req
798. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
799. I think I'm gonna cum.Copy !req
800. Can I cum? I'm gonna cu—Copy !req
801. I'm cumming.Copy !req
802. Oh, my God.Copy !req