1. Grazie.Copy !req
2. Ciao.Copy !req
3. - Grazie.
- Prego.Copy !req
4. - Grazie, Walter. Buona giornata.
- Ciao.Copy !req
5. - Prego.
- Permesso.Copy !req
6. Scusi.Copy !req
7. - Hey.
- Hey. How was it?Copy !req
8. Yeah, good. I got like...
20,000 steps.Copy !req
9. Yeah? Nice.Copy !req
10. I'm surprised you're awake.Copy !req
11. Well,
I know you always get hornyCopy !req
12. after your run so I— Uh...Copy !req
13. I'm gonna be so good today.
And friendly...Copy !req
14. Why?Copy !req
15. Because you've been accusing me
of being a bitch.Copy !req
16. - I never once said bitch.
- Okay.Copy !req
17. Well, whatever,
I'm not gonna be that.Copy !req
18. He's your bestie from college,Copy !req
19. and you want his approval
for some reason...Copy !req
20. - I do not want his approval.
- ... which is totally normalCopy !req
21. and fine and human,Copy !req
22. but I'm gonna be so fun.Copy !req
23. I'm gonna be the life
of the party from now on.Copy !req
24. Well, don't overdo it.
They'll know it's fake.Copy !req
25. I love them. What?
They're our good friends.Copy !req
26. What? You don't think
I can be lovely?Copy !req
27. Just watch.Copy !req
28. Okay, that's for you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
29. I'm sorry to be so pushy.Copy !req
30. I just really need you guys
to leave.Copy !req
31. - Oh. Yeah.
- Uh. See you.Copy !req
32. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
33. - See you later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
34. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
35. Good morning.Copy !req
36. Morning.Copy !req
37. Mm-mm.Copy !req
38. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER
- Oh! There they are.Copy !req
39. Probably. Yeah.Copy !req
40. Morning.Copy !req
41. Hi.Copy !req
42. - Good morning.
- How'd you sleep?Copy !req
43. - Good. Yeah.
- Great.Copy !req
44. Did you guys see the sky
this morning?Copy !req
45. It was so gorgeous.Copy !req
46. - Yeah.
- Yeah. It was.Copy !req
47. I love that top. So cute.Copy !req
48. Oh, thanks.
You know, I've never seen youCopy !req
49. in a headband. It's so pretty.Copy !req
50. Oh. Thanks. It's—
it's my new Italian style.Copy !req
51. I really like it.Copy !req
52. Let's get some food.
I woke up starving.Copy !req
53. - Hmm.
- God. Do you guys want anything?Copy !req
54. - No, I'm— I'm good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
55. - I'm good. Thank you. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
56. Babe, want to come
to the buffet?Copy !req
57. Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
58. Do you mind if I...Copy !req
59. No. Please.Copy !req
60. That was fun last night.Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. Um, I did want to come in
and keep hanging out.Copy !req
63. Just so you know.Copy !req
64. Then you should've come in.Copy !req
65. I just don't want to ever
make anyone feel,Copy !req
66. you know, uncomfortable.Copy !req
67. I don't think
that you're the type of guyCopy !req
68. that could ever make
someone feel uncomfortableCopy !req
69. in that way, you know?Copy !req
70. You could probably go
a little bitCopy !req
71. in the other direction, actually.Copy !req
72. Like... more aggressive?Copy !req
73. I can't keep stuffing my face
at these breakfasts.Copy !req
74. But they're free, you know?Copy !req
75. It's such a conundrum.Copy !req
76. Morning. How you doing?Copy !req
77. Who were the girls?Copy !req
78. What girls?Copy !req
79. The two girls I saw
coming out of your room.Copy !req
80. Maybe the maids?Copy !req
81. They didn't look like maids.
They looked like...Copy !req
82. prostitutes.Copy !req
83. Oh, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
84. Listen, whatever you do,Copy !req
85. please don't say anything
about any of this to Albie.Copy !req
86. Okay? Dad, please?Copy !req
87. Look at those cannolis.Copy !req
88. I've gotta find another job.Copy !req
89. I'm just at a weird place,
you know?Copy !req
90. I've been...Copy !req
91. I've been feeling so depressed
at home,Copy !req
92. and I just thought I'd come hereCopy !req
93. and feel something...Copy !req
94. Is everything boring?Copy !req
95. Boring?Copy !req
96. No.Copy !req
97. I just feel like there
must have been a timeCopy !req
98. when the world had more.Copy !req
99. You know? Like... mystery
or— or something,Copy !req
100. and now you come somewhere
like this and it's beautifulCopy !req
101. and you take a picture,
and then you realizeCopy !req
102. that everybody's taken
that exact same pictureCopy !req
103. from that exact same spot.Copy !req
104. You just made some
redundant contentCopy !req
105. for stupid Instagram.Copy !req
106. - Yeah.
- And you can't evenCopy !req
107. get lost anymore 'cause you can
just find yourselfCopy !req
108. on Google Maps.Copy !req
109. Throw away your phone.Copy !req
110. Yeah...Copy !req
111. Throw it in the ocean.Copy !req
112. God, it is so nice out today.
What do you guys wanna do?Copy !req
113. Well, I've been bugging Cam
to go to Noto.Copy !req
114. It's this beautiful baroque town
like two hours from here.Copy !req
115. There's these amazing palazzos
and artisanal shops.Copy !req
116. Mm! That sounds cool.Copy !req
117. See!Copy !req
118. Harper thinks it sounds cool.Copy !req
119. Honey, come on.Copy !req
120. I already said I booked jet skis
for me and E.Copy !req
121. Yeah, do it tomorrow.Copy !req
122. Babe, I wanna jet ski.Copy !req
123. And I don't know if we're
gonna get this weather again.Copy !req
124. We can go to Noto any other day.Copy !req
125. Cam, it's the one thing I said
I really wanted to do here.Copy !req
126. I wanna get Christmas presents!Copy !req
127. Jesus Christ!
It's July, Daph.Copy !req
128. Christmas shopping.Copy !req
129. You know what,
that's actually fine.Copy !req
130. You guys
should do your jet skiing.Copy !req
131. I'm just gonna go
to Noto by myself.Copy !req
132. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.Copy !req
133. Babe, it's fine. Honestly.Copy !req
134. Unless you want to come?Copy !req
135. Mm?Copy !req
136. Oh.Copy !req
137. I mean, you don't have to.Copy !req
138. You guys will have fun.Copy !req
139. Yeah, right?
Harper, you should go.Copy !req
140. Oh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
141. - Okay.
- Yeah, I'd love to go.Copy !req
142. I mean, everybody says,
"You gotta go to Noto."Copy !req
143. Oh, God, yeah.
Gotta go to Noto.Copy !req
144. Great.Copy !req
145. Take pictures.Copy !req
146. I made a plan for us today.
I planned a tour.Copy !req
147. You planned a tour?Copy !req
148. Well, I couldn't sleep
last night.Copy !req
149. For some reason,
there was a lot of noiseCopy !req
150. coming through the walls.Copy !req
151. Anyway,
they have a bunch of moviesCopy !req
152. you can rent on the TV.Copy !req
153. One of them was The Godfather.
You've seen it, right?Copy !req
154. - Some of it, I think. Yeah.
- "Some of it?"Copy !req
155. Francis Ford Coppola
made three of them.Copy !req
156. First two are classics,Copy !req
157. and they were shot
right around here.Copy !req
158. So, I got us a car and driver
and we're gonna doCopy !req
159. a tour of all the locations.
You should come.Copy !req
160. Come on now, educate yourself.Copy !req
161. That's okay. I don't—Copy !req
162. Yeah, you gotta come.Copy !req
163. It's okay, I— I don't—Copy !req
164. No. You're coming. She's coming.Copy !req
165. I'm being more aggressive.Copy !req
166. Oh.Copy !req
167. But I feel like
that if you really loved me...Copy !req
168. you wouldn't leave.Copy !req
169. I have to.Copy !req
170. Is it the prenup?
Is that why you wanna—Copy !req
171. Is it 'cause I had the prenu—
I could get rid of the prenup.Copy !req
172. We can talk about that
when I get back. In two days.Copy !req
173. See? You always look
annoyed with me.Copy !req
174. You look like that.Copy !req
175. Tanya... you've done
a lot for me, okay?Copy !req
176. You found those doctors.Copy !req
177. I— I'm gonna live
because of you.Copy !req
178. But ever since you
found out that you're gonnaCopy !req
179. have a lot more years,
I feel like you just realizedCopy !req
180. that you were gonna be
stuck living them with me.Copy !req
181. Couples don't always
get along.Copy !req
182. You knew I wasn't great at this.
I've been married four times.Copy !req
183. Four?Copy !req
184. Tanya?Copy !req
185. I thought it was only three.Copy !req
186. Tanya. Four, including you.Copy !req
187. I just love you.Copy !req
188. Tanya. Tanya, please.
You're gonna wet your dress.Copy !req
189. - Grazie.Copy !req
190. - Grazie.
- Grazie.Copy !req
191. Grazie, mila grazie.Copy !req
192. Chi prendi in giro?Copy !req
193. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
194. - God. Be mature.
- All right.Copy !req
195. You guys will have fun.
All right.Copy !req
196. I'm Daphne. Grazie for driving.Copy !req
197. Here you go, sweetheart.Copy !req
198. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
199. Thank you so much
for coming with me.Copy !req
200. Yeah, of course. I'm excited.Copy !req
201. Me too.Copy !req
202. Bye, guys. Have fun!Copy !req
203. - Bye, babe.
- Bye.Copy !req
204. Have the most fun ever.Copy !req
205. Ciao.Copy !req
206. So exciting.Copy !req
207. Yay!Copy !req
208. Dude, how awesome is this?Copy !req
209. - Ciao, ladies.
- Hey.Copy !req
210. This is where Michael Corleone
was hiding out.Copy !req
211. Another mafia family
was trying to kill him.Copy !req
212. And his wife
blew up over there.Copy !req
213. The car was rigged
with a bomb meant for Michael.Copy !req
214. But his wife is gonna drive
for some reason.Copy !req
215. Michele? Michele, andiamo!Copy !req
216. Pacino realizes, he screams...Copy !req
217. No!Copy !req
218. "Apollonia!"Copy !req
219. It's too late.
Car explodes, she blows up.Copy !req
220. It's a great scene.Copy !req
221. - She blows up?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
222. - Like, blows up?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
223. It's a little tasteless maybe.Copy !req
224. Well, look, they're trying
to make a buck.Copy !req
225. They own a house
where they shotCopy !req
226. the best American movie
ever made.Copy !req
227. No, it's not.Copy !req
228. No? Why not? I think so.Copy !req
229. Well, yeah, I mean, you would.Copy !req
230. All right,
what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
231. It's because you're nostalgic
for the solid daysCopy !req
232. of the patriarchy.Copy !req
233. They're undeniably great movies.Copy !req
234. Men love The Godfather
because they feel emasculatedCopy !req
235. by modern society.Copy !req
236. It's a fantasy about a time
when they could go outCopy !req
237. and solve all their problems
with violence...Copy !req
238. and sleep with every woman...Copy !req
239. and then come home
to their wifeCopy !req
240. who doesn't ask them
any questionsCopy !req
241. - and makes them pasta.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
242. It's a normal male fantasy.Copy !req
243. No, movies like that socialize
men into having that fantasy.Copy !req
244. Movies like that exist
because men alreadyCopy !req
245. do have that fantasy.
We're hard-wired.Copy !req
246. Mm. Comes with the testosterone.Copy !req
247. No. Gender is a construct.
It's created.Copy !req
248. You spent all that money
on Stanford,Copy !req
249. he comes back brainwashed.Copy !req
250. Two days.Copy !req
251. All right.Copy !req
252. Airport, go. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.Copy !req
253. No, no.Copy !req
254. Buongiorno. How can I help you?Copy !req
255. I— Uh...Copy !req
256. are there any psychics
in this town?Copy !req
257. Uh...Copy !req
258. Psychics? Sorry, I don't—
I don't understand.Copy !req
259. Like, you know, old-school,
you know, Gypsy,Copy !req
260. like, psychic fortune teller
type of person?Copy !req
261. Oh. Oh, you mean—Copy !req
262. Oh.
We have a tarocchi.Copy !req
263. Oh, yes. Um, a tarot card reader
here in Taormina. Yes.Copy !req
264. Do you think they could make
a house call?Copy !req
265. Because, like, I— You know,
it really is—Copy !req
266. It's kind of an emergency.Copy !req
267. Mm. Is everything all right?Copy !req
268. I'm gonna be in my room.Copy !req
269. Rocco.Copy !req
270. Uh. Uh, this is my boss,
so, I have to... get it.Copy !req
271. - Go on.
- I'll be back.Copy !req
272. Hi?Copy !req
273. Hi. Where are you?Copy !req
274. Um...
I'm at lunch.Copy !req
275. Well, you need to come back
to the roomCopy !req
276. 'cause Greg is gone.Copy !req
277. Gone? What do you mean,
he's gone?Copy !req
278. I need you.Copy !req
279. Okay. Um... Well, I'm—
I'm not at the hotel currently,Copy !req
280. - so—
- I told youCopy !req
281. to stay close by.Copy !req
282. Come back here!Copy !req
283. Uh, my boss needs me
to go back,Copy !req
284. so, I have to go back
to the hotel. Sorry.Copy !req
285. - Okay.
- Oh.Copy !req
286. No. We'll take you back.Copy !req
287. No, it's, uh, fine.
I'll just get a taxiCopy !req
288. - or figure it out—
- Well, the driver can take her,Copy !req
289. - and come back and get us.
- Yeah.Copy !req
290. Yeah. Yeah. Take the car.
And, um,Copy !req
291. let's— let's meet up later.Copy !req
292. Okay. That's very kind of you.
Thank you.Copy !req
293. And thanks again
for an entertaining day.Copy !req
294. Uh...Copy !req
295. Yeah. Okay, have fun.
Um... I can Venmo youCopy !req
296. - for just the—
- No!Copy !req
297. - Come on.
- Sorry, again. Bye.Copy !req
298. Bye.Copy !req
299. Great. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
300. What? Her boss needed her.Copy !req
301. You think she just wanted
to get away from us?Copy !req
302. Maybe.Copy !req
303. You do have a knack
for repelling women.Copy !req
304. Do we embarrass you, Albie?Copy !req
305. No, it's just...Copy !req
306. I don't think...Copy !req
307. you realize
how you sound sometimes.Copy !req
308. They used to respect the old.Copy !req
309. Now, we're just reminders
of an offensive pastCopy !req
310. everybody wants to forget.Copy !req
311. Hi! Thank you so much.Copy !req
312. Yeah, you have an amazing terrace,Copy !req
313. where you can
have a glass of wineCopy !req
314. from our familiar vineyards.Copy !req
315. And here is our dining room,Copy !req
316. where you'll
have your breakfast,Copy !req
317. and obviously
please feel at home.Copy !req
318. - Oh.
- And, uh, feel comfortable.Copy !req
319. And anything you need,
we are here for you.Copy !req
320. - Thank you so much, Peppe.
- Okay.Copy !req
321. - Ciao, Daphne.
- Ciao.Copy !req
322. Are you gonna tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
323. So, I was reading about NotoCopy !req
324. in Architectural Digest,
right?Copy !req
325. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
326. And there were pictures
of this palazzo.Copy !req
327. So, I was like,
"Maybe we can get a tour."Copy !req
328. So, I called them,
and they told me...Copy !req
329. "You can rent the whole placeCopy !req
330. out for the night."
So, I did.Copy !req
331. We're staying the night?Copy !req
332. Don't you think we should?Copy !req
333. I mean, I was gonna wait
and see if it was worth it,Copy !req
334. but now that we're hereCopy !req
335. it's like
we kinda have to, right?Copy !req
336. - I don't have any stuff.
- Oh, don't worry about it.Copy !req
337. I packed extra everything.
Toothpaste... Whatever you need.Copy !req
338. Oh, God, this is just beyond.Copy !req
339. I can't believe it.
Come out here!Copy !req
340. I think that's a pool.Copy !req
341. And guess who brought
an extra bathing suit?Copy !req
342. Don't you feel
a little weird being hereCopy !req
343. without the guys?Copy !req
344. No. They didn't want to come.
And don't you thinkCopy !req
345. it's better to just do
what you want,Copy !req
346. even if it's by yourself?Copy !req
347. I mean, Cameron does
what he wants all the time.Copy !req
348. Why let them have all the fun?Copy !req
349. Hmm.Copy !req
350. Let's check out the bedrooms!Copy !req
351. - Cheers!
- Cheers, buddy.Copy !req
352. I gotta say it, man.
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
353. you fucking knocked it
out of the park, man.Copy !req
354. - You did it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
355. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
356. I always knew you were gonna
do something great.Copy !req
357. Took a little while, but—Copy !req
358. Come on. You're 36.
Give me a break.Copy !req
359. Well, you've been raking it in
for years now.Copy !req
360. Just wish you'd given me
a heads-up, you know?Copy !req
361. - What?
- I have to hearCopy !req
362. from Gary Pizzinat
that you sold your companyCopy !req
363. for a shitload?
And by then, you know,Copy !req
364. it was too late
for me to do anything with it.Copy !req
365. Oh, you mean, like—
Dude, I couldn't say anything.Copy !req
366. You could have hinted.Copy !req
367. It's also illegal.Copy !req
368. A little birdie in the ear.
That's it. Information, dude.Copy !req
369. I mean, come on, guys like me,
that's— that's all we got.Copy !req
370. - I'm sorry. I wasn't—
- It's okay.Copy !req
371. - You know, I just—
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
372. Next time.Copy !req
373. But you need to invest some
of that with us. Okay?Copy !req
374. I don't know
if you've heard,Copy !req
375. but I make people money, bro.Copy !req
376. I know you do.Copy !req
377. Well, then let me do what I do
for you.Copy !req
378. I— I would—
I would love that, E.Copy !req
379. I would love to help you
and Harper.Copy !req
380. Please, let me.Copy !req
381. Look, just come in
to the office. All right?Copy !req
382. When we get back,
you meet the guys,Copy !req
383. and then you just hang out.
That's it. No pressure.Copy !req
384. All right. Sounds good.Copy !req
385. - Sounds good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
386. I am so stoked
for you, E.Copy !req
387. I'm so happy.Copy !req
388. Thanks, Cam. Thank you.
I appreciate it.Copy !req
389. Hey, buddy, two more.Copy !req
390. Wow.Copy !req
391. Oh, she's the real deal.Copy !req
392. Hmm.Copy !req
393. A real, authentic,
old-world gypsy.Copy !req
394. That's what I asked for.Copy !req
395. I don't think you're supposed
to use that word.Copy !req
396. What? All right.
She's, uh...Copy !req
397. She's a real old-school...
Gypsy.Copy !req
398. Ma'am?Copy !req
399. Yes, would you like some water
or some soda?Copy !req
400. I could make you and I
a highball.Copy !req
401. All right.Copy !req
402. Guys in Italy
wear their pants so tight.Copy !req
403. Yeah, 'cause they want
to show offCopy !req
404. their dicks.Copy !req
405. Why didn't
you just tell meCopy !req
406. we were really gonna
spend the night?Copy !req
407. I really want Cam to think
that we just had so much funCopy !req
408. that we just wanted to stay.Copy !req
409. He has really intense FOMO
and also abandonment issues.Copy !req
410. So, it's just gonna be
really funny to tell himCopy !req
411. we're living it up
at some sick palazzo.Copy !req
412. So, you're like playing games
with him?Copy !req
413. We both do it.
It's like hide and seek.Copy !req
414. Keeps things interesting.Copy !req
415. Yeah, well Ethan
and I,Copy !req
416. we— we don't really do that.Copy !req
417. So, I'm— I'm probably gonna
have to call himCopy !req
418. and tell him
we're gonna stay here.Copy !req
419. Can I call Cam first, please?Copy !req
420. - Okay. Sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
421. Hey, babe!
How's Noto?Copy !req
422. Amazing.Copy !req
423. I think that we're probably
gonna spend the night.Copy !req
424. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
425. This incredible palazzo I found,
so, I booked it.Copy !req
426. - Wha—
- But we'll be back tomorrow.Copy !req
427. W—
You're coming back tomorrow?Copy !req
428. - Yeah, but have fun, okay?
- What?Copy !req
429. Listen, I think I have to go
'cause Harper'sCopy !req
430. waiting for me in the pool.Copy !req
431. No, uh, honey, w— what pool?
What are you talk—Copy !req
432. The pool in our palazzo.Copy !req
433. Oh, you would die.
I'll send you pics.Copy !req
434. - Love you, honey. Bye!
- Uh—Copy !req
435. Oh.Copy !req
436. They're staying the night
in Noto. She booked a palazzo.Copy !req
437. - She did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
438. That's kind of weird.Copy !req
439. She always pulls
this shit, man.Copy !req
440. Fucking punishing me.Copy !req
441. But you know
what that means?Copy !req
442. You and me,
we're gonna fucking party!Copy !req
443. Let's go jet skiing.Copy !req
444. All right. Okay. I'm coming.Copy !req
445. Okay. Well... now what?Copy !req
446. You ask a question
and then the cards will answer.Copy !req
447. Oh. Okay. Um... I wanna know,Copy !req
448. uh, my husband,
you know, Greg—Copy !req
449. Something is just...Copy !req
450. Uh, do— C—
could you just leave the roomCopy !req
451. for a second?Copy !req
452. You know,
hang out in the bathroomCopy !req
453. for a little while.Copy !req
454. No problem. Yeah.Copy !req
455. Um...Copy !req
456. Oh. Yeah. I want,
um— Is—Copy !req
457. I want to know
if we're gonna make it.Copy !req
458. I mean, I just want to know
if our marriage is gonna last.Copy !req
459. The cards say your husband
is in love with someone else.Copy !req
460. This card means deceit.
He is being deceitful.Copy !req
461. And this card is beauty.Copy !req
462. There's someone beautiful
in his life.Copy !req
463. Uh, couldn't that be me?Copy !req
464. Not you.Copy !req
465. Not me?Copy !req
466. For sure, not you.Copy !req
467. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
468. This is very negative.Copy !req
469. I can't believe I paid for this.
'Cause this is just really—Copy !req
470. You are so negative!Copy !req
471. It's not supposed
to be like this.Copy !req
472. You're supposed to—
This is supposed to build me up.Copy !req
473. Take your crappy things
and your horrible cards...Copy !req
474. and your shitty
little ashtray.Copy !req
475. No, I didn't want this.
This is creepy.Copy !req
476. No, it's—Copy !req
477. No. You gotta go. Get out!Copy !req
478. Yeah, well, whatever—Copy !req
479. You're a con artist
is what you are.Copy !req
480. That wasn't good.Copy !req
481. Negative.Copy !req
482. Okay, guys, we'll meet up
around 7:30 downstairs?Copy !req
483. Yeah, that sounds good.Copy !req
484. But somebody give me
a wakeup call.Copy !req
485. - I'm gonna take a nap.
- Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono.Copy !req
486. Hey, Albie.Copy !req
487. Yeah?Copy !req
488. Hey, um...Copy !req
489. I feel like you have this wrong,
distorted impression of me.Copy !req
490. I have always supported women.
I have always promoted women.Copy !req
491. I'm a feminist.Copy !req
492. I mean, I didn't marry
some subservient wife.Copy !req
493. Your mother is a brilliant,
amazing woman.Copy !req
494. - Did you talk to her?
- We didn't talk about you, Dad.Copy !req
495. No, I don't want
to get you in the middle. Um...Copy !req
496. You don't have to say
anything to her.Copy !req
497. But if you did say something...Copy !req
498. I'm hoping
you'd tell herCopy !req
499. that I'm really, really,
really missing herCopy !req
500. and Cara, and—
and that I feel...Copy !req
501. I feel really awful.Copy !req
502. She listens to you.Copy !req
503. Nothing is gonna fix this.Copy !req
504. No?Copy !req
505. You have to change, Dad.Copy !req
506. You have to stop doingCopy !req
507. what you're doing
and actually change.Copy !req
508. I know that. And I have changed.
And I am changing.Copy !req
509. I can change.Copy !req
510. - Oh, yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
511. I can be the man
she wants me to be, again.Copy !req
512. I'll see you
at dinner.Copy !req
513. See you.Copy !req
514. Did she leave?Copy !req
515. Tanya? What happened?
I thought I was—Copy !req
516. I thought I was gonna
get a reading.Copy !req
517. No. You don't want her.Copy !req
518. She was very negative.Copy !req
519. Oh.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
521. I think I'm gonna take a nap.Copy !req
522. Okay.Copy !req
523. Bye.Copy !req
524. No, you can't go. You can't go.
You just...Copy !req
525. Please just sit on the couch.
I just...Copy !req
526. I did get the new Vanity Fair.Copy !req
527. You can read it.Copy !req
528. Hey, hey. Psp. Psp.Copy !req
529. - Vey! Marry me!
- Oh! No, grazie!Copy !req
530. Um... oh, there's a machine.
I'm gonna get cash out,Copy !req
531. I'll be right back.Copy !req
532. Come on, there's a couple more
stores I wanna hit.Copy !req
533. Lots
of horny dudes in Noto.Copy !req
534. What are these?Copy !req
535. The man, this table,
bought these for you.Copy !req
536. Oh!Copy !req
537. That's sweet.Copy !req
538. I'm gonna have an edible.
Do you want an edible?Copy !req
539. Try having two kids under four.
They help me relax. Have one.Copy !req
540. Okay,
I just have be careful.Copy !req
541. The last time I did edibles,
I took way too manyCopy !req
542. and I ended up on the floor
in the fetal position.Copy !req
543. I kept saying,Copy !req
544. - "I am a woman."
- What?Copy !req
545. Why?Copy !req
546. I don't know.
I think I was just...Copy !req
547. tripping out
on being a woman.Copy !req
548. Don't you like being a woman?Copy !req
549. I'm fine with it, usually.Copy !req
550. Mm. I do.Copy !req
551. I'd hate to be a man, honestly.Copy !req
552. It'd just be so lonely.
I mean, they're so competitive.Copy !req
553. It's like, can they even
be friends with each other?Copy !req
554. Cameron and I
went on a safariCopy !req
555. and, um, on safari, you seeCopy !req
556. all these pods of elephants
and they're all, like,Copy !req
557. bathing in the river and playingCopy !req
558. with each other
and it's so sweet.Copy !req
559. But it's just the moms
and the babies.Copy !req
560. Because when the boy elephants
get too big,Copy !req
561. they kick them out of the pod.Copy !req
562. And then the bull elephant
has to, like,Copy !req
563. wander through the jungle
by himselfCopy !req
564. for the rest of his life.Copy !req
565. I feel sorry for men, you know.Copy !req
566. It's like...
they think they're out thereCopy !req
567. doing something
really important.Copy !req
568. but really they're just
wandering alone.Copy !req
569. Whoo!Copy !req
570. Grazie.Copy !req
571. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
572. - Buonasera!
- Buonasera.Copy !req
573. Um, listen, uh,
I just wanted to tell youCopy !req
574. that I don't think
I can meet up tonight.Copy !req
575. - Why?
- Um,Copy !req
576. I'm afraid my son's
gonna catch on,Copy !req
577. but, really, I—
I need to change.Copy !req
578. I really
have to change, so,Copy !req
579. I don't think I'm going
to be able to meet upCopy !req
580. at all this week. I'm sorry.Copy !req
581. I'm sorry too because I thoughtCopy !req
582. we were spending
the week together.Copy !req
583. I know. But I— I can't.Copy !req
584. And I'm really sorry.Copy !req
585. My son's on his way down,
so, I gotta go.Copy !req
586. But listen, I really,
really loved meeting you.Copy !req
587. - You're a wonderful...
- Me, too.Copy !req
588. beautiful woman,
and it was really fun.Copy !req
589. And this is for the ladies, please.Copy !req
590. - Thank you.
- Thank you too. Thank you.Copy !req
591. My two favorite people
in the world!Copy !req
592. Thought we'd lost you.Copy !req
593. I had to handle something
with the concierge.Copy !req
594. - Uh-huh.
- You hungry?Copy !req
595. I'm starving.Copy !req
596. Gentleman.Copy !req
597. Okay.Copy !req
598. Grazie.Copy !req
599. Vabbè... Grazie, Isabella.Copy !req
600. Um...Copy !req
601. Grazie.Copy !req
602. Prego.Copy !req
603. Mia!Copy !req
604. Buonasera.Copy !req
605. Now, that you're a big shot,
people must beCopy !req
606. slipping into your DMs
left and right.Copy !req
607. No.Copy !req
608. What good would it do me
if they were?Copy !req
609. I mean, I'm married.Copy !req
610. Dude, everyone cheats, E.Copy !req
611. No, they don't.Copy !req
612. Come on!Copy !req
613. - They do?
- Yeah!Copy !req
614. Of course, they fucking do.Copy !req
615. It's a crime of opportunity.
Jesus! If they can.Copy !req
616. So, how's your sex life?Copy !req
617. Um...Copy !req
618. Sounds great.Copy !req
619. I don't know. Uh...
It's hard, I guess,Copy !req
620. when you know everything
about each otherCopy !req
621. and you've seen each other
on the toilet and, you know—Copy !req
622. There you go, man. See?
We've only got one life.Copy !req
623. But Harper and I are...Copy !req
624. - Codependent?
- No.Copy !req
625. I don't lie to my wife.Copy !req
626. Really?Copy !req
627. Oh, man.
Fuck, I didn't know that.Copy !req
628. After this,
I am going swimming.Copy !req
629. You already met a guy here?Copy !req
630. Kinda. Yeah, I did,
he's really smartCopy !req
631. and everything,
he went to Stanford.Copy !req
632. You know, one of those guys.Copy !req
633. He's really nice. Like...Copy !req
634. maybe a little too nice,
you know?Copy !req
635. I wish he just, like,
got my heart rate upCopy !req
636. a little bit more or something.Copy !req
637. Portia.Copy !req
638. Don't spend your life chasing
emotionally unavailable men.Copy !req
639. Or you'll spend your whole lifeCopy !req
640. just banging your head
against a wall.Copy !req
641. Is there something wrong
with the front of me?Copy !req
642. These guys are staring.Copy !req
643. I think they're just
smiling at you.Copy !req
644. But you've been brainwashed
into thinking that, man.Copy !req
645. It's very bourgeois.Copy !req
646. Dude, monogamy was an idea...Copy !req
647. created by the eliteCopy !req
648. to control the middle class.Copy !req
649. Meanwhile, all the priests
were fucking the altar boysCopy !req
650. and the aristocrats were fucking
everything that moves.Copy !req
651. Same now as it ever was.Copy !req
652. And the most ambitious guys?Copy !req
653. They're always the horniest.Copy !req
654. Like you and me, baby.Copy !req
655. And of course,
women are attracted to that.Copy !req
656. But then, if you don't makeCopy !req
657. their dreams come true,
they make you suffer.Copy !req
658. That's why it's safer
to stick with whores.Copy !req
659. Excuse me.Copy !req
660. No.Copy !req
661. Hmm?Copy !req
662. Mia, Mia!Copy !req
663. - What are you doing?
- It's okay.Copy !req
664. Buonasera!Copy !req
665. Those were the two girls...Copy !req
666. - Ciao! Ragazze!
- Hi! Buonasera.Copy !req
667. - Lovely to meet you.
- Ciao. How are you?Copy !req
668. You know, the girls.Copy !req
669. How are you guys.
How you guys doing?Copy !req
670. Um, fine.Copy !req
671. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
672. I'm Cameron,
this is my buddy Ethan.Copy !req
673. - Hi, hi, hello.
- Hi, Cameron.Copy !req
674. - I am Lucia.
- Lucia.Copy !req
675. - Yes, and—
- Lucia.Copy !req
676. Yes, and she is Mia.Copy !req
677. - Mia.
- Hi, Mia.Copy !req
678. Are you guys from here?
Are you on vacation, what?Copy !req
679. - Um, we're from Sicily.
- From Sicily?Copy !req
680. - Mm-hmm.
- Just two galsCopy !req
681. hanging out in a hotel bar, huh?Copy !req
682. - Yeah.
- You guys having fun?Copy !req
683. You guys, uh, you guys party?Copy !req
684. Yes, yes!Copy !req
685. You got any, uh... party favors?Copy !req
686. I have pills.Copy !req
687. You—Copy !req
688. I have Viagra.Copy !req
689. We don't need Viagra.Copy !req
690. No? Also, maybe Molly.Copy !req
691. Oh, my God.Copy !req
692. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
693. Are you an angel
sent from heaven?Copy !req
694. No, but these
are expensive, guys.Copy !req
695. You will have to pay for it.Copy !req
696. I got money, baby.
That's one thing I do got.Copy !req
697. - Let's fun!
- Let's fun!Copy !req
698. This is the only snack
I could find.Copy !req
699. Want some?Copy !req
700. You still high or what?Copy !req
701. Hi.Copy !req
702. So...Copy !req
703. has Ethan changed at all?Copy !req
704. No.Copy !req
705. No, not at all.
He's exactly the same.Copy !req
706. That's good!Copy !req
707. 'Cause I've seen
a lot of guys who are, like—Copy !req
708. Well, not nerds. I mean,
Ethan's not a nerd, but—Copy !req
709. Yes, he is. He is!Copy !req
710. I just mean, like,Copy !req
711. they were never players.Copy !req
712. And then they make
all this moneyCopy !req
713. and they just start
acting different and, like,Copy !req
714. cheating.Copy !req
715. No. No,
Ethan would never do that.Copy !req
716. He's not like that. He's—Copy !req
717. he's honest to a fault. He's...Copy !req
718. God, I'm so glad that Cameron
has a friend like Ethan.Copy !req
719. Honestly, the guys
that Cameron works with...Copy !req
720. Like, for real.Copy !req
721. - Psychopaths. I'm not kidding.
- Hmm.Copy !req
722. But not Cameron.Copy !req
723. No. Cameron's, like, naughty,
like a little boy is naughty.Copy !req
724. These other guys?Copy !req
725. I mean, they're like
Bernie Madoff monsters.Copy !req
726. They will fuck you up.Copy !req
727. And they're the most
successful guys in finance.Copy !req
728. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
729. Oh, shit, this is cold.Copy !req
730. I got sensitive nips.Copy !req
731. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
732. - Beer?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
733. How was your day?Copy !req
734. Uh, pretty grim... ... actually.Copy !req
735. - Hmm.
- I feel like if ICopy !req
736. murdered my boss, I could
argue it was euthanasia.Copy !req
737. Yeah.
Uh, what about you?Copy !req
738. How's your night?Copy !req
739. Better now.Copy !req
740. Oh.Copy !req
741. Sorry. Um,Copy !req
742. was— was I—Copy !req
743. No, uh— No, no,
that was— it's fine.Copy !req
744. I— I just wasn't expecting it,
you know?Copy !req
745. - Well, expect it.
- Okay.Copy !req
746. Is everything okay?Copy !req
747. Yeah! Yeah, everything's—
I'm just—Copy !req
748. It's been a long day.Copy !req
749. And I'm just kinda fried,
I think.Copy !req
750. - Mm. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
751. Do you wanna
go back to my room or...Copy !req
752. Yeah, no. I think
I just need to crash.Copy !req
753. - If that's okay?
- Yeah, yeah. I think me too.Copy !req
754. - Sorry.
- N— no, it's fine. You—Copy !req
755. I mean, we could
hang out tomorrow.Copy !req
756. - Are you around tomorrow?
- Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
757. I would love that. Um...Copy !req
758. Do you want me
to walk you back to your room?Copy !req
759. - Um, sure.
- Great, okay.Copy !req
760. - Oh, don't forget your beer.
- Oh, thanks. Sorry.Copy !req
761. - You got your stuff?
- Yeah.Copy !req
762. Um, thanks for the beer.Copy !req
763. Yeah. No problem.Copy !req
764. I hope I didn't make you
feel weird.Copy !req
765. - No. No, no.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
766. Don't— don't apologize. Honestly.Copy !req
767. - Daphne?
- Hmm?Copy !req
768. Do you think Cameron
ever cheats on you?Copy !req
769. Maybe just once.Copy !req
770. That I know about.Copy !req
771. Don't feel bad for me.Copy !req
772. I figured out
how to handle it.Copy !req
773. Like today.Copy !req
774. I do what I want.Copy !req
775. So, I'm not resentful.Copy !req
776. Yeah. How do you handle it?Copy !req
777. I...Copy !req
778. I'm not a victim.Copy !req
779. That's all I meant.Copy !req
780. Hey!
Open the door!Copy !req
781. Come on!Copy !req
782. What are you doing in there,
man? Hello?Copy !req
783. Open up, come on!Copy !req
784. Sweet little baby boy.Copy !req
785. Come on, go see him.Copy !req
786. He's a little shy.
Go see shy boy.Copy !req
787. Take care of him.Copy !req
788. Take care of her! Grazie!Copy !req
789. What are you doing,
little shy boy?Copy !req
790. Come on! Bring him over.Copy !req
791. Hey, big boy.Copy !req
792. No?Copy !req
793. Okay.Copy !req
794. Hey, this is Ethan.Copy !req
795. Sorry I can't take your call.
Leave a message.Copy !req