1. Anyways, I feel like
I can't even go backCopy !req
2. and get married to him.Copy !req
3. Pretend like
we never have to go backCopy !req
4. to America.Copy !req
5. I think so.Copy !req
6. - I know, I think—
- Did you guys just get here?Copy !req
7. Yeah, we— we just
in flew this morning.Copy !req
8. Oh, I'm so jealous.
We leave in a few hours.Copy !req
9. So, did you have a good time?Copy !req
10. We had the best time.
Have you guys been here before?Copy !req
11. No.Copy !req
12. The hotel's perfect,
and the staff is excellent.Copy !req
13. The food is amazing.Copy !req
14. - I've heard.
- And the wine. I mean...Copy !req
15. We are so excited.Copy !req
16. Italy's just so romantic.
Oh, you're gonna die.Copy !req
17. They're gonna have
to drag you out of here.Copy !req
18. Oh, I'm sure.Copy !req
19. Well, I'm gonna get
in the water one last time.Copy !req
20. But...Copy !req
21. you guys are gonna
have such an amazing trip.Copy !req
22. - Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
23. - You too.
- Safe travels.Copy !req
24. - Thanks. Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
25. Oh, what the fuck was that?Copy !req
26. Holy fuck.
Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
27. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
28. Help! Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
29. Help! Help!Copy !req
30. Help!Copy !req
31. Valentina.Copy !req
32. You must stay behind there.Copy !req
33. - Allora!
- Oh.Copy !req
34. Mia.Copy !req
35. Huh?Copy !req
36. Signori Di Grasso.Copy !req
37. Welcome to the White Lotus.Copy !req
38. I am Valentina,
the resort manager.Copy !req
39. - Ah.
- How was your boat ride?Copy !req
40. It was bellissimo.Copy !req
41. I mean, I'm impressed
that you are even here.Copy !req
42. Why are you impressed?Copy !req
43. It's a long trip
from Los Angeles,Copy !req
44. and you are quite old, no?Copy !req
45. and bring you
to your beautiful rooms.Copy !req
46. Can I offer you
a glass of Prosecco?Copy !req
47. Oh. Thank you, dear.
You're a sight for sore eyes.Copy !req
48. Thank you.Copy !req
49. - Cheers.
- This way.Copy !req
50. - Thank you.
- You like it?Copy !req
51. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
52. Hello, darling.Copy !req
53. Oh.Copy !req
54. Hey. Welcome to Sicily.Copy !req
55. Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan.Copy !req
56. You must be
Mr. and Mrs. Spiller?Copy !req
57. How was your flight?Copy !req
58. - It was fine.
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. But they did lose
Cameron's bag in Rome.Copy !req
60. Oh, never transfer through Rome.
Fiumicino always loses bags.Copy !req
61. Oh.Copy !req
62. You should have
flown through Munich.Copy !req
63. - Thanks for the tip.
- Yeah. Next time.Copy !req
64. - You're welcome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
65. Please, some Italian Prosecco?Copy !req
66. - Let's toast, people.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
67. - I think I'll just wait.
- Harper— You don't want one?Copy !req
68. No. I don't want one.Copy !req
69. They wanna do a toast.
Can you hold the glass for me?Copy !req
70. I haven't eaten in six hours.Copy !req
71. - I don't need any more drinks.
- Sorry.Copy !req
72. Just hold it.Copy !req
73. - Sorry.
- That's okay.Copy !req
74. - Cheers. We made it.
- Cheers.Copy !req
75. Welcome
to the White Lotus in Sicily.Copy !req
76. Mm. Thank you.Copy !req
77. If your bag will ever arrive,Copy !req
78. - we'll let you know right way.
- Okay.Copy !req
79. If you believe in miracles.Copy !req
80. You're welcome.
So, you don't like Prosecco?Copy !req
81. - No, no, it's fine. Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. - Okay. Okay. Thank you.
- Okay, careful.Copy !req
83. Ah! Ah! Oh.Copy !req
84. Mrs. McQuoid-Hunt!Copy !req
85. Ooh.Copy !req
86. Welcome
to the White Lotus in Sicily.Copy !req
87. You guys
just really—Copy !req
88. just pull out all the stops.
You really do.Copy !req
89. Whenever I stay
at a White Lotus,Copy !req
90. I always have
a memorable time. Always.Copy !req
91. And you are
in our Blossom Circle.Copy !req
92. So, you are
very important to us.Copy !req
93. Mm. But I was a Petal,Copy !req
94. and I've worked
my way up to Blossom. Yeah.Copy !req
95. You know that your husband
is already here?Copy !req
96. Good. Because...Copy !req
97. he hasn't been responding
to my texts.Copy !req
98. Shall we?Copy !req
99. Yeah, okay. Okay,
Portia, do you get service here?Copy !req
100. Yeah, I think
we both have full service.Copy !req
101. Maybe we could take it
to AT&T or something.Copy !req
102. Wow.Copy !req
103. This hotel is so cool.Copy !req
104. Well, originally,
it was a convent.Copy !req
105. Honey, check out this view.Copy !req
106. - Whoa. Is that a volcano?
- Mount Etna.Copy !req
107. Hey, what is with these
head things?Copy !req
108. We keep seeing them everywhere.Copy !req
109. Testa di Moro.Copy !req
110. - Testa di Moro?
- Yeah. Well, the story isCopy !req
111. a Moor came here a long time ago
and seduced a local girl.Copy !req
112. But then she found out
that he had a wifeCopy !req
113. and children back home.Copy !req
114. So, because he lied to her,
she cut his head off.Copy !req
115. - Oh.
- Jesus.Copy !req
116. So if you put one
of those outside of your house,Copy !req
117. what are you saying?Copy !req
118. If you come into my house,
don't fuck my wife.Copy !req
119. It's a warning
to husbands, babe.Copy !req
120. Screw around and you'll end up
buried in the garden.Copy !req
121. - Uh-oh.
- Oh, before I forget.Copy !req
122. I'll show you a special feature.Copy !req
123. - Cool.
- If I open this door,Copy !req
124. you can connect the two rooms.Copy !req
125. - Should I show you?
- Oh! Yeah, cool.Copy !req
126. No, no, that's okay.
I doubt we'll use that.Copy !req
127. Okay.Copy !req
128. I mean, it's possible
at some point. I don't know.Copy !req
129. It's good to have
the option, yeah?Copy !req
130. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
131. You never know.Copy !req
132. - Guys, we did it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
133. Come on! We're finally here!Copy !req
134. We've been talking
about this forever.Copy !req
135. - This is awesome.
- Oh! I'm so happy
we're here.Copy !req
136. - It's gonna be great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
138. - Let me show you your rooms.
- Yeah!Copy !req
139. Let's go.Copy !req
140. - You go first.
- All right, guys.
See you later.Copy !req
141. Yeah. See you.Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. Oh. I should tell you.Copy !req
144. Both my parents
were born in Sicily.Copy !req
145. - Oh.
- Yeah, they cameCopy !req
146. to the States as children.
Yeah, so we are Sicilian,Copy !req
147. just like you.Copy !req
148. Although I'm not from Sicily.
I am from Milan.Copy !req
149. Oh, you do have more
of a Northern look.Copy !req
150. Beautiful hazel eyes.
Wonderful smile.Copy !req
151. - You're very kind.
- You must be very popular.Copy !req
152. - All right, Dad.
- Ah.Copy !req
153. Anyway, we're here because
we're gonna visit the townCopy !req
154. - my grandmother's from.
- Oh!Copy !req
155. It's a little town,
uh, Testa dell'Acqua.Copy !req
156. Yeah, that sounds very special.Copy !req
157. Hopefully, um,
we can find some people thereCopy !req
158. who can speak English,
you know,Copy !req
159. maybe help us track down
some distant relatives.Copy !req
160. 'Cause we definitely
don't speak Italian.Copy !req
161. Oh, you should come, Isabella.Copy !req
162. You could be our translator.
We need you.Copy !req
163. - Dad.
- Hmm?Copy !req
164. Leave her alone.
We'll take it from here.Copy !req
165. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
166. Shall I show you how
to close the curtains?Copy !req
167. There's a button
over there on the—Copy !req
168. That's okay.
We'll figure it out.Copy !req
169. I'd like to know.
Where is this button, Isabella?Copy !req
170. Dad! I'm gonna help
you find it, okay?Copy !req
171. - Thank you very, very much.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
172. - Thank you.
- You're very lovely.Copy !req
173. Thank you.Copy !req
174. They are lucky
to have you working here.Copy !req
175. Be our translator—Copy !req
176. You slammed the door
in that poor girl's face!Copy !req
177. You were harassing her.Copy !req
178. - How? I was not.
- You kinda were. And farting.Copy !req
179. It's the Prosecco.Copy !req
180. Okay. Albie and I
are gonna go to our rooms.Copy !req
181. We'll come back for you
in a bit. You gonna be okay?Copy !req
182. - Uh...
- Great.Copy !req
183. Why did we do this?Copy !req
184. It's nice, Dad.
It's a nice thing to do.Copy !req
185. I got a migraine.
I'm gonna go lay down.Copy !req
186. Okay. Well, I'm probably
gonna head down to the pool.Copy !req
187. Um, and then what time
did you wanna meet up for...Copy !req
188. The most ancient art
is 14th century.Copy !req
189. - Oh, my God. Really?
- Yeah. Oh.Copy !req
190. - Your missing husband is here.
- Oh!Copy !req
191. - Oh, ho!
- Hey.Copy !req
192. Hi!Copy !req
193. - How was the flight? Mm.
- I missed you so much.Copy !req
194. Hey, uh, yeah, you know
I texted you a bunch of times.Copy !req
195. And you never texted me back.Copy !req
196. I know, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
197. We just had a flare-up
at work, it was—Copy !req
198. Shall I show
you your room, or...Copy !req
199. Oh. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
200. What the hell
is she doing here?Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Yeah, uh, well, look.Copy !req
203. I'm traveling by myself—Copy !req
204. You bring your assistant
to a vacation with your husband?Copy !req
205. Anything you need,
I'll be there. Okay?Copy !req
206. Well, I just don't know
what the big deal is.Copy !req
207. I mean, I don't know
why you're so bothered.Copy !req
208. Because I said no!Copy !req
209. Because it's supposed
to be romantic.Copy !req
210. Because it's a vacation,
in Sicily, for us.Copy !req
211. I mean it's—Copy !req
212. I mean,
it's not like she's, like,Copy !req
213. gonna be in our bed
and stuff, you know?Copy !req
214. - I mean, she has her own room.
- Tanya.Copy !req
215. Get rid of her.Copy !req
216. All right, I'll get rid of her.
I'll get rid of her. All right?Copy !req
217. - All right.
- Put her on a plane.Copy !req
218. Hey. Um...Copy !req
219. You're gonna have to get lost.Copy !req
220. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
221. So, what do you mean?
I'd see you in a week, then?Copy !req
222. No, no, no, no.
I want you to stay— stay close,Copy !req
223. 'cause I might need you.
But just lay lowCopy !req
224. and— and not come out
of your room. Okay?Copy !req
225. I gotta go. I gotta go!Copy !req
226. I did it. I did it.Copy !req
227. Oh. Hi, Portia.Copy !req
228. Do you want a drink?Copy !req
229. I'm hungry.Copy !req
230. Well, we have these
little— little things here.Copy !req
231. I just think
it's like,Copy !req
232. you sold your company,
you got rich,Copy !req
233. and now he's your best friend?
That's just...Copy !req
234. Are you taking
that side of the bed?Copy !req
235. I always sleep on that side.Copy !req
236. Okay. Which is it a big deal?Copy !req
237. Yeah, I wanna sleep
on my side of the bed.Copy !req
238. Okay.
I'll sleep over there.Copy !req
239. Yeah, I think
that's better.Copy !req
240. Also, they're so
touchy-feely. Right?Copy !req
241. Like, do you notice that?
It feels performative.Copy !req
242. - Like, who does that?
- Happily married couples?Copy !req
243. Couples that have been
married for five years?Copy !req
244. No way. It feels fake.Copy !req
245. You're so quick to judge people.Copy !req
246. Yeah, people that brag
about taking helicoptersCopy !req
247. to the HamptonsCopy !req
248. and being friends
with Jeff Bezos. I mean...Copy !req
249. Look, Cameron
is the kinda guy who,Copy !req
250. if you can put up
with him for five minutes,Copy !req
251. you can put up with him forever.
He is consistent.Copy !req
252. A consistent douche?Copy !req
253. Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny.Copy !req
254. - Was he like that in college?
- Way worse.Copy !req
255. Why were you
even friends with him?Copy !req
256. We weren't friends,
we were roommates.Copy !req
257. And then, you know how it is.Copy !req
258. You kind of become friends,
and now we're friends.Copy !req
259. At some point,
he is gonna approach youCopy !req
260. with some kind
of money-making schemeCopy !req
261. or some kind of favor
or something.Copy !req
262. There's a reason
they invited us here.Copy !req
263. Well, that's my prediction.
So, we'll see.Copy !req
264. Can you just please
try to make an effort?Copy !req
265. Or else this is gonna
be a very awkward week.Copy !req
266. When do I ever
make things awkward?Copy !req
267. Could you put these—
These are hers.Copy !req
268. Just put them on the couch
or the... anywhere. Thank you.Copy !req
269. Grazie! Thank you!Copy !req
270. Hey!Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. Well, we got here
in one piece.Copy !req
273. My dad's not in the best shapeCopy !req
274. and he's already getting
on my nerves, but—Copy !req
275. I'm in the middle
of something, Dom, okay?Copy !req
276. - I'm gonna go.
- Okay.Copy !req
277. Um, well...Copy !req
278. I was thinking of you. You know?Copy !req
279. We planned this together
and I, uh,Copy !req
280. just really wish you were here.Copy !req
281. Yeah, right.
Okay. Whatever, Dom.Copy !req
282. No. Not whatever.Copy !req
283. Yes, whatever.
Just fuck off!Copy !req
284. Okay. Um,Copy !req
285. listen, Cara is not answering
my calls.Copy !req
286. Well, she doesn't want
to talk to you, so,Copy !req
287. I... I don't know.Copy !req
288. Well, you should
encourage her to talk to me.Copy !req
289. You know what?
I'm not getting involved
in that.Copy !req
290. But you are getting involved,Copy !req
291. or why else would
she be mad at me?Copy !req
292. Because of this latest
fucking bullshit, Dom!Copy !req
293. And everything else over
the last ten fucking years!Copy !req
294. Do you really think you
should be telling her all this?Copy !req
295. Why not?Copy !req
296. I have nothing to be ashamed of!
And I'm honest.Copy !req
297. I don't keep fucking secrets
from my family!Copy !req
298. You should try it sometime!Copy !req
299. Well, Albie's here.
He's not upset.Copy !req
300. Yes, he fucking is!Copy !req
301. He's just— he just doesn't want
to fight you.Copy !req
302. He's a sweet,
sensitive young man.Copy !req
303. And I honestly don't know
how it happened.Copy !req
304. Sure as hell
didn't get it from you.Copy !req
305. Okay. Jesus. Um...Copy !req
306. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for everything.Copy !req
307. And I still love you—Copy !req
308. Shut the fuck up, Dom.Copy !req
309. Shut up with the fucking
sorrys already, okay? Enough!Copy !req
310. Okay.Copy !req
311. I'll let you know
how it all goes.Copy !req
312. I don't fucking care, Dom!Copy !req
313. I've wasted enough of my life.Copy !req
314. I don't want you
calling me anymore!Copy !req
315. Oh, my God, please.
It's fucking done! Okay?Copy !req
316. Leave me alone.
Seriously! Fuck you!Copy !req
317. Go fuck yourself. You fucking
piece of fucking shit!Copy !req
318. This is such a fucked situation.
I feel like I've just been stuckCopy !req
319. at home, just doom-scrolling
on my phoneCopy !req
320. the last three years,Copy !req
321. and I finally get out
of there...Copy !req
322. and I'm in Italy,Copy !req
323. and she just told me
that I have to stay in my roomCopy !req
324. the whole time!Copy !req
325. They're both fucking psycho.Copy !req
326. It's fucked! Like,
the job is a joke!Copy !req
327. - Then quit.
- She's a f— She's a mess.Copy !req
328. She's a miserable mess.Copy !req
329. If I had a half
a billion dollars,Copy !req
330. I would not be miserable.
I would be enjoying my life!Copy !req
331. It's... so unfair,
and I'm so tired.Copy !req
332. Oh,
don't worry about her.Copy !req
333. Just go get some dick.Copy !req
334. I know! That's...
I know! That's what I—Copy !req
335. That's what I wanted.
I wanna do...Copy !req
336. get thrown around
by some hot Italian guy,Copy !req
337. and now I'm just gonna be
sitting in my room eating pasta.Copy !req
338. The menu's all pasta!
I'm gonna be so bloated.Copy !req
339. - This sucks.
- Oh, shit. Portia.Copy !req
340. - Portia, I gotta get to work.
- Oh, right. Okay.Copy !req
341. Love you.Copy !req
342. - Love you. Text you later.
- Bye!Copy !req
343. Bye.Copy !req
344. Hey, Harper,
I just realized.Copy !req
345. I know someone
that knows you from law school.Copy !req
346. Uh, Kevin Kourepenos.
He actually says hi.Copy !req
347. Do you want me to say hi?Copy !req
348. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Um, tell him I said hi,Copy !req
349. and congrats
on not getting disbarred.Copy !req
350. Okay. I'll tell him.Copy !req
351. So, you do employment law.
So interesting.Copy !req
352. - Mm-hmm.
- What is that exactly?Copy !req
353. Um, we, you know,Copy !req
354. we take on clients
that are suing their employersCopy !req
355. for discrimination,
sexual harassment,Copy !req
356. wrongful termination,
stuff like that.Copy !req
357. Amazing.Copy !req
358. - What? What is that face?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
359. Nothing. Just, um...Copy !req
360. We've been dealingCopy !req
361. with a bunch
of bogus claims lately.Copy !req
362. - I mean, everyone has.
- Ah! Hmm.Copy !req
363. I mean, even when they
have zero meritCopy !req
364. and they get thrown out
in summary judgment,Copy !req
365. you still have to go through
all the deposCopy !req
366. and the internal investigations.Copy !req
367. It's a total time suck.Copy !req
368. Not to mention a huge waste
of money. I mean...Copy !req
369. God.Copy !req
370. Mm.Copy !req
371. Well, they're not all bogus.Copy !req
372. - No.
- No! God, no. Fuck.Copy !req
373. Of course they're not.Copy !req
374. Harper, no,
of course they're not.Copy !req
375. - I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. It's fine.Copy !req
376. Sorry.Copy !req
377. All good.Copy !req
378. I bet you're
really tough.Copy !req
379. I bet your clients
are really happyCopy !req
380. to have you in their corner.Copy !req
381. Yeah. God,
wouldn't wanna mess with you.Copy !req
382. She's like the star of her firm.
Wins every case.Copy !req
383. Of course you are.Copy !req
384. Are you okay?Copy !req
385. Yeah, I'm— I'm fine.Copy !req
386. I— I just am dealing
with some...Copy !req
387. work stuff.Copy !req
388. It's... It's nothing.
It's dumb...Copy !req
389. Thank you for asking.Copy !req
390. I think I saw you
and your cute grandfatherCopy !req
391. on the boat on the way in.Copy !req
392. - Yeah. I— I saw you, too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
393. - I'm Portia.
- Albie.Copy !req
394. - Hey. Yeah.
- Hey.Copy !req
395. - Where are you from?
- Los Angeles.Copy !req
396. - Cool.
- Yeah. What about you?Copy !req
397. San Francisco.Copy !req
398. I love San Francisco.
It's beautiful.Copy !req
399. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
400. I— I actually spent
a lot of time thereCopy !req
401. because I went
to a school nearby.Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah? What school?Copy !req
403. I... went to... Stanford.Copy !req
404. Don't be so ashamed.Copy !req
405. Wha— I— I'm not, it's just...Copy !req
406. I went to Chico State, so...Copy !req
407. Oh, cool.Copy !req
408. Yeah. "Cool."Copy !req
409. Cool.Copy !req
410. - Uh, what do you do now?
- Um, for work?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. I... I act— I work
for this companyCopy !req
413. that does urban
planning consulting.Copy !req
414. Hmm.Copy !req
415. I'm just an intern
at this point, so...Copy !req
416. So you can go
on vacation for a weekCopy !req
417. - and no one gives a shit.
- Basically. Yeah.Copy !req
418. Oh. There's your grandfather.Copy !req
419. He's truly such
an adorable man.Copy !req
420. Yeah. He's a lot...Copy !req
421. My dad and I brought him here
because we're Sicilian—Copy !req
422. or we have Sicilian heritage.Copy !req
423. Um, our last name's Di Grasso.Copy !req
424. And we're taking him
to the town where his, um,Copy !req
425. grandmother was born.Copy !req
426. Cool. That's... so nice.Copy !req
427. Oh, my God!Copy !req
428. Your grandfather just fell!Copy !req
429. Oh, no.Copy !req
430. Nonno!
Nonno, are you okay?Copy !req
431. - Huh?
- You okay?Copy !req
432. - Yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I—
- Sir?Copy !req
433. I tripped.Copy !req
434. - Did you hit your head
or anything?
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
435. - No, no. No, no.
- Your hand, it's...Copy !req
436. - It's fine, it's fine.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
437. Uh, oh, no, darling, thank you.Copy !req
438. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
439. Are you— are you sure
you're good?Copy !req
440. I mean, I'm so sorry you fell.Copy !req
441. Just came to see the view,
I mean...Copy !req
442. Yeah, I'll...
I'll walk with you, Nonno.Copy !req
443. - There's a good view
this way. Come on.
- Huh? Okay.Copy !req
444. Oh, my hat.Copy !req
445. Oh, I'll get— Yeah. Oh.Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. - Here you go.
- Okay.Copy !req
448. Uh, maybe I'll see you around.Copy !req
449. - Yeah. Yeah, I'll— I'm just...
- Okay.Copy !req
450. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
451. - ... gonna get a drink.
- Who's the girl?Copy !req
452. Hi.Copy !req
453. Right now?Copy !req
454. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
455. Oh, don't you want me
to wash up first?Copy !req
456. I got swamp crotch.Copy !req
457. Yeah.Copy !req
458. God, he's always thinking of me.Copy !req
459. Totally disregard
my text about the Ambien.Copy !req
460. I have located my Ambien.Copy !req
461. - Oh, my gosh! I'm so glad.
- Thank God.Copy !req
462. 'Cause we don't have any,
so I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
463. Oh. Really? You guys
don't take sleeping pills?Copy !req
464. No.Copy !req
465. - Ever?
- Nope.Copy !req
466. - You have trouble sleeping?
- Mm.Copy !req
467. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
468. Why?
Why can't you sleep?Copy !req
469. Just, like work stuff?Copy !req
470. Yeah, but also just...Copy !req
471. I don't know, just
everything that's going on...Copy !req
472. What do you mean?
What's going on?Copy !req
473. Oh, I don't know. Just,
like, the end of the world.Copy !req
474. Oh. No, Harper!
Oh, come on!Copy !req
475. The world's not ending,
it's not that bad.Copy !req
476. Honestly, Cam and I don't even
watch the news anymore.Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. - You don't follow the news?
- No.Copy !req
479. - What?
- Like, I'm just so overCopy !req
480. the whole news cycle,
you know?Copy !req
481. It's— it's like,
gimme a break.Copy !req
482. They're just trying
to freak everybody out.Copy !req
483. Yeah. They're just polarizing
society by making usCopy !req
484. glued to their apocalyptic
soap opera, you know?Copy !req
485. - It's like...
- Yeah. And even if it wasCopy !req
486. as bad as they say it is,Copy !req
487. - I mean what can you
really do, you know?
- Right.Copy !req
488. We vote, we donate money.
You can't obsess.Copy !req
489. - Did you vote, babe? Be honest.
- I did.Copy !req
490. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
491. - I don't think you did.
- I think I did. I did.Copy !req
492. I don't know.Copy !req
493. Mm. Okay, so you guys
don't watch the news.Copy !req
494. Um... What do you do,
like, all day?Copy !req
495. Oh. Well, I mean,
I'm— I'm home with the kids.Copy !req
496. - I mean, mostly. Yep.
- Oh, right. Of course. Right.Copy !req
497. We do a lot of Dateline.Copy !req
498. I love it.
Husbands murdering their wives.Copy !req
499. Happens a lot on vacation.Copy !req
500. Scuba diving.Copy !req
501. He'll just unplug her oxygen
while she's underwater.Copy !req
502. Happens more than you think.Copy !req
503. Why— why are you looking at me?Copy !req
504. Why are we all looking
at you?Copy !req
505. Yeah.Copy !req
506. Cameron really likes
to watch macho reality TV.Copy !req
507. The guys are really ugly.Copy !req
508. Oh, my God. That sounds
so bad, but they are.Copy !req
509. Honey, the people on DatelineCopy !req
510. aren't exactly
attractive either.Copy !req
511. At least
they're murdering each other.Copy !req
512. What do you watch, Ethan?Copy !req
513. Uh, what do we watch?
Like, documentaries.Copy !req
514. Ted Lasso, sometimes.Copy !req
515. - We love Ted Lasso.
- Love Ted Lasso. Gotta.Copy !req
516. - Mm.
- Oh, you like it?Copy !req
517. - Yeah, man.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
518. - So likable, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. - I don't watch Ted Lasso.
- No?Copy !req
520. - Yeah, such a good guy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
521. So much content now. It's like
there's billions of shows,Copy !req
522. everyone's trying to keep up.Copy !req
523. - It's kinda suffocating,
honestly. Yeah.
- Too much.Copy !req
524. It's too much.
It's like we're allCopy !req
525. entertaining each other
while the world burns, right?Copy !req
526. We're all just zombies, you
know, like...Copy !req
527. Hmm.Copy !req
528. I love a binge.Copy !req
529. I don't. Yeah...Copy !req
530. Anyway.Copy !req
531. Okey dokey. Well...Copy !req
532. if I can't get a swim in,Copy !req
533. I may as well get a tan, right?Copy !req
534. Hey, you know you can
just borrow one of my suits.Copy !req
535. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I'd love a swim-in.Copy !req
536. - That'd be great.
- Yeah?Copy !req
537. Weren't you gonna go up to
get some sunscreen anyway?Copy !req
538. - Oh, yeah.
- You could grab it for him.Copy !req
539. Oh, yeah. I'll come up
with you actually,Copy !req
540. 'cause I gotta change
into it anyway.Copy !req
541. - Another round of Spritzes, E?
- Sure, I'm on it!Copy !req
542. Another round?Copy !req
543. Yeah, he likes to order
'em before they're gone.Copy !req
544. Yeah.Copy !req
545. Yeah.Copy !req
546. What are you—Copy !req
547. What the fuck?Copy !req
548. Oh, my God.Copy !req
549. I... I... I must have
been disassociating.Copy !req
550. I was seeing
all these faces of menCopy !req
551. with these very
effeminate hairstyles.Copy !req
552. And then...Copy !req
553. I saw you,Copy !req
554. and your eyes were
like shark eyes,Copy !req
555. like just completely dead.Copy !req
556. Just like, dead.Copy !req
557. Well, you really know
how to pump a guy up.Copy !req
558. Must've been the Bonine
that I took before the flight.Copy !req
559. I didn't get to finish.Copy !req
560. I need to take a breather.Copy !req
561. Yeah?Copy !req
562. You ate all
the macaroons, didn't you?Copy !req
563. What macaroons?Copy !req
564. How do you expect
to lose weight if you inhaleCopy !req
565. five macaroons
and not even remember?Copy !req
566. There were only three.Copy !req
567. There were five.Copy !req
568. Did you drink
the champagne, too?Copy !req
569. I think he put them in here.Copy !req
570. Yeah.Copy !req
571. - Oh, washing bag?
- Yes.Copy !req
572. I know we don't know
each other that well,Copy !req
573. but I really appreciate you
being here.Copy !req
574. You know, it means a lot.Copy !req
575. Ethan never really
brought around a lot of girls,Copy !req
576. so I'm just so happy
that he found someone.Copy !req
577. I think it's great.Copy !req
578. Well, thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
579. Sure.Copy !req
580. - It'll be fun.
- It will be.Copy !req
581. - I'm gonna get the sunscreen.
- Yeah.Copy !req
582. - Hey!
- What do you think?Copy !req
583. Little snug, right?Copy !req
584. I think they're fine.Copy !req
585. Yeah? Hmm.Copy !req
586. Can't find the sunscreen.Copy !req
587. You know what? They probably
have a bunch of thatCopy !req
588. by the pool.Copy !req
589. - I'm gonna keep looking.
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. - Hey, I'll see you down there.
- Hmm.Copy !req
591. - Hi.
- Hey, um,Copy !req
592. Nonno fell by the pool.Copy !req
593. - What?
- He's fine. Um,Copy !req
594. but I think he hit his head.
He could have a concussion.Copy !req
595. I'm thinking someone
should sleep with him tonight.Copy !req
596. - Keep an eye on him.
- Yeah. Good idea.Copy !req
597. Um...
Uh, we'll put him in your room.Copy !req
598. I got work stuff. L.A. will
still be up. I'm gonna be upCopy !req
599. and around all night.
So let's just, uh...Copy !req
600. We'll put him
in your room. Okay?Copy !req
601. Okay.Copy !req
602. - Anything else?
- No.Copy !req
603. What do you say, dinner at 8:00?Copy !req
604. - Yeah. Sure.
- All right.Copy !req
605. Hmm.Copy !req
606. Hmm.Copy !req
607. Niente.Copy !req
608. - Hmm?
- Mia.Copy !req
609. No.Copy !req
610. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt.Copy !req
611. - Ah, Mikael.
This is my wife, Tanya.
- Welcome.Copy !req
612. Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Tanya.
- Hi. Hi.Copy !req
613. How are you today?Copy !req
614. - I heard a lot about you.
- Oh.Copy !req
615. Nice to meet you.
How was your day today?Copy !req
616. Oh, it was a— it was a—
it was a good day.Copy !req
617. - One sec.
- Did you watch
the football today?Copy !req
618. No, well, my country
has a whole different kind
of football.Copy !req
619. I told you
to stay in the room.Copy !req
620. I had to eat.Copy !req
621. Oh, my God.
He's gonna flip the fuck out.Copy !req
622. What are you— Shit!
Here. Hold that.Copy !req
623. Anyway. Here she is.Copy !req
624. - Sorry.
- Shall we go
to the table?Copy !req
625. - Yeah, why not? Let's eat.
- Please.Copy !req
626. - Okay.
- I'll take you
to the table.Copy !req
627. - Follow me, please.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
628. - Thanks, I love it.
- I got it, I got it.Copy !req
629. We just flew
all the way in from Los Angeles.Copy !req
630. Just to be here in Sicily.Copy !req
631. Because we are Sicilian.
Are you Sicilian?Copy !req
632. - Yes, from Catania.
- Ah. Are you married?Copy !req
633. Dad, why don't you let her
put our order inCopy !req
634. so I can get a drink?Copy !req
635. My son is a big muckity-muck
in Hollywood,Copy !req
636. - so he's very impatient.
- I'll bring you your drinks.Copy !req
637. - Thank you.
- Thanks. Sorry.Copy !req
638. Thank you.Copy !req
639. - Dad, you gotta knock it off.
- Oh. What's the problem?Copy !req
640. What are you doing?
I mean, what's... the point?Copy !req
641. Flirting is one
of the pleasures of life.Copy !req
642. Do you actually think
you have a chanceCopy !req
643. with any of these women?Copy !req
644. Oh, don't be rude.Copy !req
645. I'm just saying,
you're 80 years old.Copy !req
646. Well, I'm still a man.
And I get older and older,Copy !req
647. but the women I desire
remain young.Copy !req
648. Natural, right?Copy !req
649. You can relate to that.Copy !req
650. Can you still get...Copy !req
651. - Or— Do you still get...
- What? Hard?Copy !req
652. erections?Copy !req
653. Sure. Like that.Copy !req
654. - Really?
- Albie.Copy !req
655. Do you still, like, jerk off?Copy !req
656. Doctors say you need
to release once a day...Copy !req
657. - otherwise you get backed up.
- Wait a second.Copy !req
658. Doctors say you need
to jerk off once a day?Copy !req
659. - That's right. That's right.
- Which doctors say that?Copy !req
660. You need to drain the sack.Copy !req
661. - They say that?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
662. Common knowledge.Copy !req
663. God. It just seems like the bodyCopy !req
664. would naturally stop
getting hornyCopy !req
665. once you're past the age
of procreation, you know?Copy !req
666. Like at 50, you would just stop.Copy !req
667. Fifty? Fifty's not that old.Copy !req
668. - It just seems undignified.
- I'm still virile, by the way.Copy !req
669. I could still impregnate
a woman.Copy !req
670. - Oh.
- No girlCopy !req
671. should have to be exposed
to an old guy's junk.Copy !req
672. It's not like it was ever
so beautiful to look at anyway.Copy !req
673. I mean, it's a penis.
It's not a sunset.Copy !req
674. Hookers.Copy !req
675. Really?Copy !req
676. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
677. Looks like a couple of locals.Copy !req
678. Buona sera.Copy !req
679. Come on, man.
You don't recognize a hooker?Copy !req
680. So innocent, man.Copy !req
681. Just like in college.Copy !req
682. Ethan was the original incel.Copy !req
683. What are you talking about?
No, I wasn't.Copy !req
684. Yeah, you were.
Come on, man.Copy !req
685. No, I'm— I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, man.Copy !req
686. I'm joking, all right? Look,
you could have gotten laid.Copy !req
687. - He's a handsome guy, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
688. Jesus Christ, look at you.Copy !req
689. You're a handsome guy.
I'd do ya.Copy !req
690. You're just such
a workhorse, man.Copy !req
691. You never came out of your room.Copy !req
692. Well, he's still like that.Copy !req
693. Okay, I think we should
split the arugula saladCopy !req
694. and the beet salad,Copy !req
695. and then maybe get
the raviolo and the vitello.Copy !req
696. I kinda wanted
to try the fish, but...Copy !req
697. - The whitefish?
- Yeah.Copy !req
698. Hmm.
No, I feel it'll be too fishy.Copy !req
699. Okay.Copy !req
700. I mean, it's whitefish,
it's pretty light.Copy !req
701. It's not a very fishy fish.Copy !req
702. Well, you can get it tomorrow.
We're gonna be here all week.Copy !req
703. Okay. All right. Yeah.Copy !req
704. Or we can have the whitefish.
Let's do it.Copy !req
705. I just don't like it
when it's too fishy.Copy !req
706. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
707. - Great.
- Great. It sounds good.Copy !req
708. Let's do it.Copy !req
709. - Neat.
- Wine, people?Copy !req
710. Yes.Copy !req
711. - What do we want?
- I like white.Copy !req
712. Me too. I prefer white.Copy !req
713. I don't know
what they're clapping for.Copy !req
714. This singer's abominable.Copy !req
715. Sounded okay to me.Copy !req
716. Go to your room.Copy !req
717. Go. Your room.
Your room.Copy !req
718. You're not feeling sluggish
or not concentrating?Copy !req
719. Head is fine.
And it's not gonna happen again.Copy !req
720. It was a little fall, nothing.Copy !req
721. You should sleep
with Albie anyway.Copy !req
722. All right.Copy !req
723. Hmm.Copy !req
724. I was told that the cheese here
was made by a blind nunCopy !req
725. in a basement.Copy !req
726. Hey!Copy !req
727. You know,
I— I think you're fine.Copy !req
728. You— you didn't hit your head
that hard or... you know,Copy !req
729. so, I should—
I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
730. So, I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
731. - Good night.
- Good night, Nonno. Sleep well.Copy !req
732. Buona sera.Copy !req
733. Grazie.Copy !req
734. Oh, grazie.Copy !req
735. Hmm.Copy !req
736. Hmm?Copy !req
737. No. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
738. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
739. Hmm?Copy !req
740. She was definitely
more talkative by the pool.Copy !req
741. And at dinner,
she was actually kinda nice.Copy !req
742. Well...
now that he's loaded,Copy !req
743. do you think
he regrets marrying such a dud?Copy !req
744. Cam, I wanna FaceTime
them again.Copy !req
745. - What?
- Please?Copy !req
746. Honey, come on.
We just hung up.Copy !req
747. I know, but I miss Emma so much.Copy !req
748. I know.
Of course you do.Copy !req
749. But that's not the point,
all right?Copy !req
750. The point is...
we're in Italy, honey. Okay?Copy !req
751. - Mm-Hmm.
- We're on vacation.Copy !req
752. - Just you and me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
753. - We need to enjoy it.
- Okay.Copy !req
754. - Just me and my baby.
- Ooh.Copy !req
755. - And you know what that means.
- What?Copy !req
756. - You need something.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
757. You need...Copy !req
758. - ... a tickle attack.
- No!Copy !req
759. No!Copy !req
760. - Please! Stop!
- Tickle, tickle, tickle.
I got you!Copy !req
761. No, stop it!Copy !req
762. Hey, hey!Copy !req
763. Is he hurting her?Copy !req
764. - No! No...
- Hey! Tickle attack!Copy !req
765. Monkey man, monkey man!Copy !req
766. No.Copy !req
767. Thanks for making more
of an effort.Copy !req
768. I mean, yeah, they kind
of live in a bubble, but...Copy !req
769. they're fun, right?Copy !req
770. They don't vote, Ethan.Copy !req
771. I know. What the fuck?
They don't read the news.Copy !req
772. They don't read.Copy !req
773. It's like,
what do they even talk about?Copy !req
774. Is that what happensCopy !req
775. when you're rich for too long,
your brain just atrophies?Copy !req
776. I mean, they seem happy.Copy !req
777. No way. It's a front.Copy !req
778. It's good to have, you know,
diverse friends, I guess.Copy !req
779. Yeah, I think
we're their diverse friends.Copy !req
780. Their White-passing
diverse friends.Copy !req
781. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
782. When we came up here
to get the suit,Copy !req
783. he just took all
of his clothes offCopy !req
784. in the middle of the room.
Like, naked.Copy !req
785. And then you—
Like, where were you?Copy !req
786. In the bathroom.Copy !req
787. Doesn't seem that weird.Copy !req
788. Just getting changed.Copy !req
789. Baby, come here!
Baby, come on.Copy !req
790. No!Copy !req
791. Wow.Copy !req
792. All right, look.Copy !req
793. Look. Listen,
I don't wanna fucking talkCopy !req
794. about this right now, okay?Copy !req
795. Yes, I'm going to. Yeah.
This is not the time.Copy !req
796. Yes.Copy !req
797. Fuck.Copy !req
798. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
799. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
800. It's work. It's Bob.Copy !req
801. Oh, Bob. Well,
why were you whispering?Copy !req
802. I— I thought you were trying
to get ready for bed.Copy !req
803. Oh, well. Guess what?Copy !req
804. - Huh?
- Look what I found.Copy !req
805. - Oh, okay.
- Two macaroons!Copy !req
806. - Yeah, great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
807. I really did only eat three.Copy !req
808. Oh. Well, great.Copy !req
809. You had a whole
panna cotta at dinner.Copy !req
810. Well, eat them,
'cause you wanted 'em.Copy !req
811. I don't want them now.Copy !req
812. Why? Yeah, take them,
they're good.Copy !req
813. Tanya, I just brushed my teeth.
I'm on the phone.Copy !req
814. Uh, Bob, I gotta go...Copy !req
815. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
816. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
817. I went down to the dock
when your boat arrived.Copy !req
818. I wanted to see
what you looked like.Copy !req
819. What'd you think?Copy !req
820. Very handsome.Copy !req
821. Thank you.Copy !req
822. And you're from Los Angeles.Copy !req
823. It's amazing. I always dreamt
of going to Los Angeles.Copy !req
824. It is my dream.Copy !req
825. Uh, I mean...Copy !req
826. You should go.Copy !req
827. I don't have the money.Copy !req
828. You seem like
a very nice person. Um...Copy !req
829. I'm just going through a lot
right now in my life.Copy !req
830. So, it's— it's, um...Copy !req
831. hard for me
to make conversation right now.Copy !req
832. But you are very,
uh, beautiful.Copy !req
833. I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
834. Allora...Copy !req