1. Does this suck?Copy !req
2. Are you worried
we're gonna get bored?Copy !req
3. No.Copy !req
4. I wish we had drugs.Copy !req
5. I know.Copy !req
6. I have weed.Copy !req
7. - Holy shit.
- It's not very much.Copy !req
8. I don't have anything
to smoke it with, though.Copy !req
9. Oh, wait.Copy !req
10. What am I talking about?Copy !req
11. I threw it in last minute.Copy !req
12. Fucking legend.Copy !req
13. - Is your mom gonna freak?
- Yeah, totally.Copy !req
14. Do you wanna do a shotgun?Copy !req
15. Yes.Copy !req
16. We're gonna get fat.Copy !req
17. This shit makes
everything delicious.Copy !req
18. Oh, shit. I have Addies
if you wanna be skinny tweakers.Copy !req
19. I don't like taking 'em, though,
'cause then I can't sleepCopy !req
20. - ... and I get all jittery.
- Oh, well, I...Copy !req
21. I brought Ambien,Copy !req
22. uh, Xanax, and a few Klonopin.
But we can't use it allCopy !req
23. 'cause I need them
for my panic attacks.Copy !req
24. Holy shit.Copy !req
25. I totally forgot that I stashed
some ketamine in here, Paula.Copy !req
26. We're so stacked.Copy !req
27. Hawaiian K-hole.Copy !req
28. I love it when you whisper.Copy !req
29. Do you wanna do some ASMR?Copy !req
30. Yeah!
Yeah! Oh, thank God.Copy !req
31. The fuck?Copy !req
32. Everything's fine.Copy !req
33. Your dad just found out
he doesn't have cancer.Copy !req
34. - What?
- Is something on fire?Copy !req
35. No, uh, we're just doing witchcraft.Copy !req
36. Making offerings to Hecate.Copy !req
37. Well, isn't it great news
about your dad?Copy !req
38. He was convinced he's dying,
but he's gonna live.Copy !req
39. Okay, great.Copy !req
40. Can you guys go back
to your spaces now?Copy !req
41. Okay. Night.Copy !req
42. Honey, the kids are so happy.Copy !req
43. I just told them,
and they're thrilled.Copy !req
44. Can I get a hit?Copy !req
45. No.Copy !req
46. I'm telling Mom that you're doing
bong rips in the room, then.Copy !req
47. Don't be a little bitch.Copy !req
48. Snitches get stitches.Copy !req
49. Where were we?Copy !req
50. So, what's going on? How's Lani?Copy !req
51. Who's Lani?Copy !req
52. Wait. Are you serious?Copy !req
53. The trainee that had a baby
in your office.Copy !req
54. Yeah. She's, um...Copy !req
55. She's at the hospital.
I think she's okay.Copy !req
56. How's the baby?Copy !req
57. Well, if it had died,
I think I would've heard.Copy !req
58. Are... Are you okay?Copy !req
59. I was criticizing her all day,
and she was in fucking labor.Copy !req
60. Last night, I wanted a drink
so fucking bad.Copy !req
61. Listen, you are five years sober.
You don't wanna mess with that.Copy !req
62. Yeah, but what if I just
can't fucking do this anymore?Copy !req
63. You're gonna get it together.
Okay?Copy !req
64. You still got some gas
in the tank, right?Copy !req
65. - Aloha.
- This is Mr. Ferrer,Copy !req
66. - ... in the Bredford suite.
- Yes, Mr. Ferrer, how can I help you?Copy !req
67. - The treble on my TV is too high.
- Just go.Copy !req
68. I need it removed
from the sound bar.Copy !req
69. Girls.Copy !req
70. Let's get going.
You don't wanna miss breakfast.Copy !req
71. Mom, you can't just open the doors.Copy !req
72. - Why not?
- Paula's an HSP.Copy !req
73. What is that?Copy !req
74. Highly sensitive person.Copy !req
75. That's not real.Copy !req
76. Mom, it's a clinical diagnosis.Copy !req
77. Really? Who's her physician?
Lena Dunham?Copy !req
78. - It's real.
- Yeah, you could inflame my Morgellons.Copy !req
79. We don't want that.
Sorry, Paula. Next time I'll knock.Copy !req
80. - Morning, ladies.
- Oh, good, honey.Copy !req
81. - Let's get breakfast.
- Okay.Copy !req
82. What the hell?Copy !req
83. Quinn, why are you on the floor?Copy !req
84. There's no air in here.Copy !req
85. - Olivia.
- What?Copy !req
86. Your brother is stroking out
in the kitchen.Copy !req
87. What? Dad, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
88. - You're so beautiful.
- Ugh.Copy !req
89. You're so smart.Copy !req
90. Don't you think?Copy !req
91. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
92. - Guys! Ugh, this is...
- Is that a water bong?Copy !req
93. Hey, did you guys bring pot
on the plane?Copy !req
94. - We found it on the beach.
- It's prescription.Copy !req
95. Yeah, what— what are you,
opening a Mexican pharmacy?Copy !req
96. It's prescription.Copy !req
97. They were partying all night
and making weird lesbian noises.Copy !req
98. - Ugh.
- We weren't being lesbians, Dad.Copy !req
99. - Yeah, we were being sea hags.
- I think this might be better over here.Copy !req
100. Uh, okay.
Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
101. I thought I had cancer, but I don't.Copy !req
102. Yeah. I just have an abnormal reaction
to a virus.Copy !req
103. - That's great.
- Yeah! So I have a—Copy !req
104. like a new lease on life.Copy !req
105. You're not getting
rid of me yet, kid.Copy !req
106. Why'd you think you had cancer?Copy !req
107. Well, if you really wanna know, Paula,
my testicles are swollen.Copy !req
108. Swole balls?Copy !req
109. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
110. Did they biopsy your balls, Dad?Copy !req
111. - No, just an MRI.
- Are they still big?Copy !req
112. Have they deflated yet?Copy !req
113. - Not yet.
- So if it's a virus,Copy !req
114. are you contagious?Copy !req
115. If we caught it
what would happen to us?Copy !req
116. Will our clits explode?Copy !req
117. That's a nauseating image, Olivia.Copy !req
118. - Honey, what are you doing?
- I'm cleaning up.Copy !req
119. No, you're rearranging
the hotel room.Copy !req
120. No, I'm improving our space.Copy !req
121. Stop moving furniture, Nic.Copy !req
122. We're here for a week.
I need nice feng shui.Copy !req
123. Dad, she's having
another manic episode.Copy !req
124. Oh, good.Copy !req
125. Okay. Let's go guys,
let's go to breakfast.Copy !req
126. - Quinn, get your clothes on.
- Mom, it's vacation!Copy !req
127. It's a breakfast buffet in Hawaii!
It shouldn't be a stressful situation!Copy !req
128. Does he have to slam every door?Copy !req
129. - What?
- Love ya, bud.Copy !req
130. Hey.Copy !req
131. Buffet is decent.Copy !req
132. - What is it?
- I just got an offer to do a piece.Copy !req
133. Ah, you're on your honeymoon.
Fuck that.Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. Does it sound good?Copy !req
136. Oh, it's, um, about
a YouTube influencerCopy !req
137. who sponsored
a Get Out The Vote campaign.Copy !req
138. And then he took the five winners
to Burning Man in a— an electric RVCopy !req
139. that can actually hover
above the ground.Copy !req
140. What? Fuck that.Copy !req
141. Yeah. But he got 80,000 teenagers
to register to vote.Copy !req
142. - What are they gonna pay you?
- A few hundred dollars.Copy !req
143. No way. Tell 'em no.Copy !req
144. Well... Thank you.Copy !req
145. I can't say no.
If I keep saying no,Copy !req
146. then they're— they're not gonna
come to me anymore.Copy !req
147. Like, if I want assignments,
then I—Copy !req
148. - I need to stay in the mix.
- Yeah, but you're on your honeymoon.Copy !req
149. You're gonna hole up in the hotel room,
just write some disposable garbage?Copy !req
150. - It's not garbage.
- Yeah, fine, but it's like—Copy !req
151. it's like so many of
the assignments they give you.Copy !req
152. It's just clickbait
gussied up as some, like,Copy !req
153. high-minded trendy woke bullshit.Copy !req
154. Plus, what does it matter if they stop
calling? You don't need the money.Copy !req
155. Yeah, but I spent years of my life
building these relationships.Copy !req
156. Look...Copy !req
157. You did those jobs
for dough. Right?Copy !req
158. 'Cause you needed the work. And...Copy !req
159. I don't know,
I hate to, like, blow your mind,Copy !req
160. but your situation has changed.Copy !req
161. Like, you don't need
to do anything anymore.Copy !req
162. Now you just do what you wanna do.Copy !req
163. And whatever that is.Copy !req
164. Well, that's very generous of you.Copy !req
165. You're my wife.
Come on.Copy !req
166. You must've thought about this.Copy !req
167. The reality of that's,
like, hard to process, you know?Copy !req
168. Like, my parents were always broke,Copy !req
169. and I haven't spent a day
of my life, Shane,Copy !req
170. where I wasn't hustling
or generally just worried about money.Copy !req
171. Welcome to the rest
of your wonderful life.Copy !req
172. I'll be right back.
'Scuse me.Copy !req
173. Hey, excuse me. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
174. - Excuse me.
- Ah, Mr. Patton.Copy !req
175. - How are you this morning?
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
176. So I have this email here,
forwarded from my mother.Copy !req
177. - Oh, an email from your mother.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
178. So, yesterday you said
that we paid for the room that we have.Copy !req
179. But actually we did pay more moneyCopy !req
180. for the room we don't have. So...Copy !req
181. I assure you,
your mother is only payingCopy !req
182. the rate for your current room.Copy !req
183. Right.
You guys made a mistake.Copy !req
184. Okay? So just...Copy !req
185. just own up to your mistake,
it's all I'm asking.Copy !req
186. Well, if there's been a mistake,
I do apologize. I'm so very sorry.Copy !req
187. Thank you.Copy !req
188. Um, mistakes happen, you know,Copy !req
189. but I'm just on my honeymoon,
you know,Copy !req
190. and, uh, it's just not
the kind of tripCopy !req
191. where you wanna be
impacted negativelyCopy !req
192. - ... by someone else's mistake.
- Oh, of course not.Copy !req
193. Right, so, I guess
I'm just wondering what, uh,Copy !req
194. you might be able to do for us
to make us feel betterCopy !req
195. about the whole situation?Copy !req
196. Well, as I told you yesterday,Copy !req
197. - ... the Pineapple Suite is occupied.
- Right. When are they leaving?Copy !req
198. The Volkmers are departing the
day before you, on Wednesday.Copy !req
199. And due to our new cleaning policy,Copy !req
200. there would not be enough time
to get you in there.Copy !req
201. Okay. Um...Copy !req
202. Do you think we can get
another kind of upgrade?Copy !req
203. Well, you and your wife
are in the biggest suite.Copy !req
204. Besides the Pineapple Suite.Copy !req
205. There is another suite
in the same category,Copy !req
206. with a slightly bigger floor plan
because it has a second powder room.Copy !req
207. - Okay.
- I could see if it's available.Copy !req
208. Would you like a second toilet?Copy !req
209. Yeah. Great.Copy !req
210. Yeah, it's a garden suite,
so no ocean view,Copy !req
211. but it does have that second toilet.Copy !req
212. Um, no. That's...
That's— that's all right.Copy !req
213. Look, you are a valued guest,
Mr. Patton.Copy !req
214. - And I sense your frustration.
- Yeah.Copy !req
215. Since I can't get you
the other room, um,Copy !req
216. I am hopeful there's some other way
we can make this up to you.Copy !req
217. Let me think on it, okay?Copy !req
218. - You go enjoy your day.
- Okay.Copy !req
219. - And I'll come find you later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
220. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
221. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
222. Belinda...Copy !req
223. You...Copy !req
224. you, you're so good at this.Copy !req
225. - Feeling better?
- Oh my God.Copy !req
226. Was that really 90 minutes?
'Cause, oh my God, it felt like ten.Copy !req
227. I think you fell asleep.Copy !req
228. Oh my God. I know
I fell asleep because I...Copy !req
229. I dreamt that I was on the top of this
beautiful mountain range in Asia.Copy !req
230. - Oh, that's cool.
- And I had a cyanide pill.Copy !req
231. And I just...Copy !req
232. Listen, you— you are so talented.Copy !req
233. - Thank you.
- You know, most people,Copy !req
234. they really don't know
what they're doing.Copy !req
235. You know, they—
they lie you down and...Copy !req
236. and then you just
get lubricated. But...Copy !req
237. you...Copy !req
238. you really know where you're going.Copy !req
239. Do you think you could have dinner
with me at the hotel tonight? Come on.Copy !req
240. 'Cause I woke up this morning
and I swear to God,Copy !req
241. I felt better today
than I've ever felt in my life,Copy !req
242. and I just really need to know
how you did that.Copy !req
243. The hotel doesn't really like itCopy !req
244. when the staff interacts
with the guests in that way.Copy !req
245. - You mean you can't have dinner?
- It would be unusual.Copy !req
246. Like some kind of caste system?Copy !req
247. Tanya, thank you
so much for the invitation.Copy !req
248. - I really appreciate it.
- That's absurd.Copy !req
249. We can have dinner.
Who do I to talk to?Copy !req
250. You know what? Um...Copy !req
251. I'll talk to Armond,
and I'm sure it'll be fine.Copy !req
252. Yeah, it will be fine. Yeah.Copy !req
253. Um, I get off at 7:00.Copy !req
254. Yeah, that's good.
I mean, like a couple minutesCopy !req
255. after 7:00 at the—
at the restaurant.Copy !req
256. Sounds great.Copy !req
257. - You guys have like nachos?
- You wanted the aloha nachos?Copy !req
258. - Uh, yes.
- Aloha nachos comin' up.Copy !req
259. Ah, ja. Ja, ja, ja. Uh-huh.
Das ist wunderschön.Copy !req
260. - Ja.
- Ja.Copy !req
261. Well, I'm sure I'll see you around.Copy !req
262. - It was nice to meet you.
- See you later.Copy !req
263. - Auf wiedersehen.
- Tschuüss.Copy !req
264. Who are they?Copy !req
265. Ah, it's the German couple
that's staying in our room.Copy !req
266. He's a fucking liar.Copy !req
267. The husband?Copy !req
268. No, the— no, the fucking dude
at the fucking front desk.Copy !req
269. - You said he apologized.
- Yeah.Copy !req
270. He told me the Germans
were leaving WednesdayCopy !req
271. so we wouldn't have enough time
to switch rooms and get in there.Copy !req
272. They just told me they're flying
back to Hamburg on Tuesday.Copy !req
273. Well, then we can get
into the room on Tuesday.Copy !req
274. - What's the big deal?
- Uh, he lied.Copy !req
275. Well, maybe he just got it wrong.Copy !req
276. No. He does not want us
to have that room.Copy !req
277. Why wouldn't he want us to have
the room? Why would he care?Copy !req
278. I bet because he thinks
I'm an asshole.Copy !req
279. Well, were you an asshole?Copy !req
280. No. No, I was actually trying
to not be an asshole.Copy !req
281. But you failed?Copy !req
282. I'll call my mom, see if they refunded
the difference between the rooms.Copy !req
283. - Honey? Hi.
- Hey, Mom. What's up?Copy !req
284. Okay, so the situation
with the room is not resolved.Copy !req
285. - No.
- Can you check and seeCopy !req
286. if you got a refund
from the White Lotus?Copy !req
287. - Let's just call Lorenzo.
- Who's Lorenzo?Copy !req
288. The travel agent, sweetie.
We always use him. He's a shark.Copy !req
289. Yeah, yeah, get him in on it.Copy !req
290. - Should I?
- Yeah, why not.Copy !req
291. That's what travel agents
are for, right?Copy !req
292. - He'll deal with it.
- She's gonna have Lorenzo call.Copy !req
293. They're gonna regret this.Copy !req
294. Lorenzo is a gay Filipino beast.Copy !req
295. Hey!Copy !req
296. Quinn, come on. Let's cut down
on the screen time, okay?Copy !req
297. Come on. Look around.Copy !req
298. Isn't this place gorgeous, huh?Copy !req
299. Yeah?Copy !req
300. How lucky are we, huh?Copy !req
301. You know, when I was your age,
my dad died.Copy !req
302. One of the great sadnesses
of my life is thatCopy !req
303. you two never got the chance
to know each other.Copy !req
304. Dad, can I, um, save my game
so I don't lose my score?Copy !req
305. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
306. He was like a real alpha, you know?Copy !req
307. He was tough.Copy !req
308. He was tough on me.Copy !req
309. I worshipped him, you know?Copy !req
310. He was a good man.Copy !req
311. You know, when I thought
I had cancer,Copy !req
312. - I told myself—
- You mean yesterday?Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Life's too short.Copy !req
315. You gotta make the most
out of every moment.Copy !req
316. You know, we've got to make
the most out of every moment.Copy !req
317. Yeah, but with each other.Copy !req
318. So I signed us up
to get certified in scuba.Copy !req
319. - No.
- Yeah, come on.Copy !req
320. - It's like eight hours in the pool.
- Eight hours?Copy !req
321. Yeah, but then we get to
go out in the ocean!Copy !req
322. - Dad, that's gonna suck so hard.
- No, come on.Copy !req
323. Look, I wanna do this with you, pal.Copy !req
324. Like, my dad was like this sportsmanCopy !req
325. and we did all this
active stuff together.Copy !req
326. I never passed that on to you, okay?Copy !req
327. So let's— let's mix it up,
let's bro out. Come on.Copy !req
328. Okay, fine.Copy !req
329. - What?
- Fine.Copy !req
330. - Yes?
- Fine.Copy !req
331. You make me so happy.Copy !req
332. Sorry, am I interrupting?Copy !req
333. Uh, it's fine. Hi.Copy !req
334. Hi. I just wanna say hi.
Um, I'm Rachel.Copy !req
335. Oh, hi, Rachel, I'm Nicole.Copy !req
336. I know who you are.
Nicole Mossbacher.Copy !req
337. Can I— uh, do you mind if I sit?Copy !req
338. - Please.
- Yeah. Thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
339. Hi, I'm sorry,
I hope I'm not disrupting your work.Copy !req
340. - ... I know you have a huge job.
- Oh.Copy !req
341. I'm... I'm answering emails,
and they know I'm on vacation.Copy !req
342. Great.Copy !req
343. - Um, are you on your honeymoon?
- Yes.Copy !req
344. We saw you
and your husband on the boat,Copy !req
345. and you had that newlywed glow
about you, congratulations.Copy !req
346. Thank you. I'm, actually,
I'm having a little career crisis,Copy !req
347. and I, uh, saw you working
over here,Copy !req
348. and I... I just wanted to say
that I admire you,Copy !req
349. and you've just accomplished
so much,Copy !req
350. and, as a woman, it's—
it's really— it's inspiring,Copy !req
351. so I— I— I just wanted
to tell you that.Copy !req
352. - That's very sweet.
- Sure.Copy !req
353. What's your career crisis?Copy !req
354. Oh, I don't know, um...Copy !req
355. It's a long story
but, uh, you know, I just—Copy !req
356. I've been hustling my whole life,Copy !req
357. and I've made inroads,
and it's not, like, the best career,Copy !req
358. but it's not nothing either,
you know.Copy !req
359. But Shane, my husband,Copy !req
360. he's from this very,
very wealthy familyCopy !req
361. and he's very successful,
like way more than I am.Copy !req
362. And I just sometimes feel like...Copy !req
363. I worry that his orbit is—Copy !req
364. is stronger than mine
and that, like,Copy !req
365. I don't know,
that like his gravitational pullCopy !req
366. is gonna like just suck me in
and, um...Copy !req
367. Like you'll become a moon
to his planet?Copy !req
368. Yes, and not only lose
my mediocre career,Copy !req
369. which is whatever,
but also, like, myself.Copy !req
370. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Do you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
371. May I ask?
Did you sign a prenup?Copy !req
372. Yes.Copy !req
373. But it's, you know, generous but—Copy !req
374. But if your marriage ends,
you're not set for life?Copy !req
375. No. I mean,
there's like a structure to it,Copy !req
376. and a time component,Copy !req
377. and it's like complicated,
but basically no.Copy !req
378. Then I think you've got to be
really careful.Copy !req
379. And you've got to keep
your own orbit going.Copy !req
380. Because you don't want
a few years down the lineCopy !req
381. to have abandoned your career,Copy !req
382. and I'm not saying
this is gonna happen to you,Copy !req
383. but marriages don't always work out.Copy !req
384. Especially because you seem to beCopy !req
385. a smart and appealing young woman.Copy !req
386. - Thank you.
- Your power is your independence.Copy !req
387. Don't give up your power.Copy !req
388. Okay. Well, thank you so much
for talking to me.Copy !req
389. Women have a lot to navigate.Copy !req
390. And I just think it's really
important to support womenCopy !req
391. - ... when I can.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
392. Well, I won't bother you any more,
but thank you so much.Copy !req
393. My pleasure, Rachel.Copy !req
394. What do you do, by the way?Copy !req
395. Oh, I'm, um...
I'm a journalist.Copy !req
396. - Ah, amazing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
397. What outlet?Copy !req
398. I'm freelance,
so all over the place,Copy !req
399. but, um...Copy !req
400. I actually—
I wrote a profile about you.Copy !req
401. I mean, not just you,
uh, also, you know...Copy !req
402. It was, um, "Ten Power Women
in the Tech World."Copy !req
403. It was for, uh, Business World.Copy !req
404. - You wrote that?
- Yes.Copy !req
405. - You're kidding.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
406. That was a fucked-up piece.Copy !req
407. - What?
- Yeah, I remember that.Copy !req
408. That was a hatchet job.Copy !req
409. Well, it was a puff piece.
Are you being serious?Copy !req
410. I— it said you were kicking
the corporate world's ass.Copy !req
411. No, you made it out like
I got my promotionCopy !req
412. because of optics.Copy !req
413. "She rode the Me Too wave."
Bullshit like that.Copy !req
414. Well, I couldn't not mention
the lawsuits.Copy !req
415. But you didn't have to
make me come acrossCopy !req
416. like I was some kind of
Machiavellian gorgonCopy !req
417. using the victimization
of the other women in my companyCopy !req
418. just to further
my own craven ambitions.Copy !req
419. It didn't read like that.Copy !req
420. I mean, that's the kind of thing
that hurts me,Copy !req
421. not to mention the cause.Copy !req
422. Well, I didn't think that, I mean...Copy !req
423. It—Copy !req
424. I was just basically repurposing
the profile of you from The Post.Copy !req
425. Well, then that's bad journalism.Copy !req
426. Not to mention, inaccurate.Copy !req
427. I mean, I climbed
a hellish ladder on my own,Copy !req
428. working my ass off.Copy !req
429. I didn't ride some wave.Copy !req
430. Well, I...Copy !req
431. I'm sorry you didn't like the piece.
I don't know what else to say.Copy !req
432. - Well, have a nice vacation.
- Have a nice vacation, Rachel.Copy !req
433. Yeah. Have a nice vacation. Okay.Copy !req
434. You sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
435. I don't know.
How long does it last?Copy !req
436. Like twenty minutes.Copy !req
437. Then yeah, definitely.Copy !req
438. Here.Copy !req
439. Oh my Lord.Copy !req
440. Right?Copy !req
441. Thank you for bringing me here.Copy !req
442. You have no idea
how happy I am you're here.Copy !req
443. - Oh, fuck.
- What?Copy !req
444. Oh, fuck. Look. Oh, no.Copy !req
445. Hey. Hi, girls.Copy !req
446. Hello! Hi. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
447. How are ya? Having fun?Copy !req
448. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
449. Both of you are so pretty.
I've never seen you this close. Wow.Copy !req
450. Look at your skin!
Oh my gosh.Copy !req
451. You have the most
beautiful skin I've ever seen.Copy !req
452. Really, like the dewy skin
that athletes have,Copy !req
453. like, after a race,
like, just— but it's natural.Copy !req
454. Anyway, don't mind me,
'cause I'm here—Copy !req
455. I'm— I'm just scouting right now.Copy !req
456. I have a bunch of ashes that
I need to throw in the ocean.Copy !req
457. I'm just looking
for the perfect spot.Copy !req
458. My mother passed away
a couple weeks ago.Copy !req
459. She was in bad shape
for a very long timeCopy !req
460. and, uh, she loved the ocean.Copy !req
461. That's why I brought her with me.Copy !req
462. It's a heavy box.Copy !req
463. You know, I just don't thinkCopy !req
464. that I'm gonna be able
to toss the ashesCopy !req
465. right there on the shoreline
like that.Copy !req
466. What if she just splashes
back onto the beach?Copy !req
467. It would be like littering.Copy !req
468. I think I wanna charter a boat
and just bring her outCopy !req
469. into, like, the deepest
part of the ocean...Copy !req
470. way, way out into the deep,Copy !req
471. and sprinkle her very thoroughly.Copy !req
472. What do you think?Copy !req
473. We got— we gotta go.Copy !req
474. Yeah. We have to pee
really, really bad.Copy !req
475. I know, I have to pee
but I'm not— I'm holding it.Copy !req
476. So sorry about your mom.Copy !req
477. Well, have a nice day, girls.Copy !req
478. Hey! Girls, you left your...Copy !req
479. Do you know
who you're dealing with?Copy !req
480. His father is Peter Patton.
You have to make this right.Copy !req
481. I send all my clients
to the White Lotus.Copy !req
482. I've given you loads of business.Copy !req
483. I know Randy Zeoli personally.Copy !req
484. I'm taking care of it, sir,
I told you.Copy !req
485. I will call Randy Zeoli.Copy !req
486. I'm giving them freebies.
They'll be in the room by Wednesday.Copy !req
487. I thought the Germans
were leaving Tuesday.Copy !req
488. We have our cleaning protocol.Copy !req
489. Oh my God.
Fuck your protocol.Copy !req
490. We'll get them in as soon as we can.Copy !req
491. - I have to go now, I'm afraid.
- Tuesday.Copy !req
492. Fuck my ass! What?Copy !req
493. Some lady found this
on the beach and gave it to me.Copy !req
494. I was gonna put it
in the lost and found.Copy !req
495. - What, no tag?
- No.Copy !req
496. You all right, boss?Copy !req
497. I'm busy.
Anything else?Copy !req
498. Nope.Copy !req
499. - This is Christie.
- Yes, Christie, we need to send flowersCopy !req
500. to Lani's room
at the hospital right away.Copy !req
501. Okay. Do you want me to call
Tropical Florists or Nana's or...Copy !req
502. No, just have one of the girls
do an arrangementCopy !req
503. and a valet can drop it off.Copy !req
504. Okay. And what should we say
on the card?Copy !req
505. It doesn't—
On the card, just write,Copy !req
506. "Love and well wishes to you and..."Copy !req
507. Do we know the name of the baby?Copy !req
508. No, but I could call the hospital
to find out.Copy !req
509. Well, it doesn't matter.
Um, just "Love and well wishesCopy !req
510. from Armond and all your friends
at the White Lotus."Copy !req
511. - Today?
- Yeah. Let me know when it's delivered.Copy !req
512. Thank you.Copy !req
513. Have you seen our bag?
It's like a green bag.Copy !req
514. No, sorry.Copy !req
515. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
516. I don't see it, it's not here.Copy !req
517. Olivia, fuck!Copy !req
518. Where were you guys?Copy !req
519. Paula lost her backpack
on the beach.Copy !req
520. It's got some crucial shit in there.Copy !req
521. What kind of crucial shit?Copy !req
522. All of my thoughts...Copy !req
523. for the thesis
that I'm about to write.Copy !req
524. Already working on your thesis?Copy !req
525. That's impressive.
What's it on?Copy !req
526. - Um, colonialism.
- Oh, big topic.Copy !req
527. That's why we need to find
the backpack.Copy !req
528. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
529. That pretty girl
who was on the boat with usCopy !req
530. was at the pool today.Copy !req
531. She said she was a fan.Copy !req
532. Of who?Copy !req
533. Of me.Copy !req
534. It was nice to hear,Copy !req
535. although she's
a terrible journalist.Copy !req
536. So, I think I'm gonna take the job.Copy !req
537. What?
Oh, you're joking.Copy !req
538. I think I should do it.Copy !req
539. You're gonna write an articleCopy !req
540. about a floating RV at Burning Man
while we're here?Copy !req
541. I just— I can't just walk away
from my career, Shane.Copy !req
542. No one's asking you to walk away from
your career. We're on our honeymoon.Copy !req
543. - Why are you so angry?
- I'm not angry, I'm...Copy !req
544. 'Cause it's fucking weird.Copy !req
545. You haven't worked
for like the last couple months.Copy !req
546. I was dealing with the wedding,
and exactly.Copy !req
547. You're gonna take a job
while we're here?Copy !req
548. That, to be honest, it's...
That's rude.Copy !req
549. Okay? So, no. No.Copy !req
550. I just think it's funny that
I'm a role model to strangers. But...Copy !req
551. But what?Copy !req
552. Most people admire
people who achieve things,Copy !req
553. but you somehow look at it as if
it's a personality disorder.Copy !req
554. Making shit happen all the time
is a compulsion.Copy !req
555. It staves off feelings of emptiness.Copy !req
556. Or whatever.
Okay. The real question is,Copy !req
557. what exactly are you getting done?Copy !req
558. Putin is an overachiever.Copy !req
559. He's impressive, also evil.Copy !req
560. Liv, your mother is not Putin.Copy !req
561. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
562. She runs one of the most profitable
search engines in America.Copy !req
563. And she's made it as a woman
in a male-dominated culture.Copy !req
564. It's very cool.Copy !req
565. And her company is a part
of the unraveling of the social fabric.Copy !req
566. Should I be rooting for that
just because it's run by a woman?Copy !req
567. No, you should be rooting for that
because it's your mother.Copy !req
568. Shane, you can't say no.
Shane, it's my decision.Copy !req
569. It doesn't make
any fucking sense.Copy !req
570. You're gonna ruin
our fucking honeymoon.Copy !req
571. Is that what you wanna do?
Ruin this whole thing?Copy !req
572. Mr. and Mrs. Patton,
good evening.Copy !req
573. I come bearing gifts, a complimentary
bottle of Veuve Clicquot. May I pour?Copy !req
574. - Thanks.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
575. I am so very sorry
for all the confusion...Copy !req
576. and I am determined
to get you into the Pineapple SuiteCopy !req
577. before you leave.Copy !req
578. There we are.Copy !req
579. Please enjoy.Copy !req
580. Travel agent must've called.
Finally getting some respect.Copy !req
581. I'm gonna go see
if anyone's found our bag.Copy !req
582. - Excuse me.
- Yes?Copy !req
583. - Where's the lost and found?
- Lost and found?Copy !req
584. My friend, she lost her backpack
today on the beach out front.Copy !req
585. It's green. I was just wondering
if someone turned it in or...Copy !req
586. - I can check in the office.
- Okay.Copy !req
587. There's a lot of important
things in there.Copy !req
588. I'm sure.
I'll take a look.Copy !req
589. No luck, I'm afraid.
But we'll definitely keep an eye out.Copy !req
590. Yeah.
Keep an eye out.Copy !req
591. All right.Copy !req
592. I always thought it would be coolCopy !req
593. to bring people instant relief.Copy !req
594. I just— I really have so much
respect for what you do.Copy !req
595. - Thank you.
- Are you enjoying your shrimp tacos?Copy !req
596. They're really good.Copy !req
597. This is so nice.Copy !req
598. More than dinner, it's nice to get
such positive feedback, you know?Copy !req
599. It's nice to know you're really
making a differenceCopy !req
600. 'cause sometimes, I question that.Copy !req
601. Why would you ever question that?Copy !req
602. Well, the clientele here
is mostly rich white people,Copy !req
603. and to be honest,
I struggle with that.Copy !req
604. Okay.Copy !req
605. How about this?Copy !req
606. Whatever they're paying you,
I'll double it.Copy !req
607. You can get paid to have fun
on your honeymoon, with me.Copy !req
608. I do think that there's a purposeCopy !req
609. in helping even rich people,
you know?Copy !req
610. Helping them to find healing, making
them feel more present, more aware.Copy !req
611. - Yeah.
- Because rich people,Copy !req
612. they're the ones that, you know...
are fucking up the whole world.Copy !req
613. Yeah. I mean,Copy !req
614. I know a lot of rich,
white, fucked up people.Copy !req
615. They could really use you.Copy !req
616. Have... Have you ever thought aboutCopy !req
617. starting, like, your own business?Copy !req
618. Come on.Copy !req
619. No, because I would be down
for funding something like that.Copy !req
620. - That's—
- You have a beautiful family.Copy !req
621. - Oh!
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
622. I know. Yes, I— I know.Copy !req
623. I'm the lady from the boat.Copy !req
624. - I saw you guys.
- That's right. Yes.Copy !req
625. And this is Belinda,
she works in the spa.Copy !req
626. - Hi.
- And she's just incredible.Copy !req
627. I mean, I was in agony yesterday
and I woke up this morningCopy !req
628. and I had no pain at all.Copy !req
629. Great. Oh, good.
I'll make an appointment.Copy !req
630. - Of course, yeah.
- If she's not booked with me.Copy !req
631. Okay.Copy !req
632. Well...Copy !req
633. I could be your publicist.Copy !req
634. - Where were you?
- Bathroom. What'd he say?Copy !req
635. He's gonna look into it.Copy !req
636. Everyone... Sorry.Copy !req
637. I don't know
why I just stood up.Copy !req
638. This may be a little cheesy.Copy !req
639. But, um, I just wanted to say...Copy !req
640. that I had a little health scare...Copy !req
641. and it turned out
to be a real blessing,Copy !req
642. because it's the kind of thingCopy !req
643. that gives you a new
perspective on life and...Copy !req
644. and how lucky we all are.Copy !req
645. And when you really
think about it, I mean...Copy !req
646. we have no problems.Copy !req
647. We've got food to eat, family,Copy !req
648. we're healthy and alive.Copy !req
649. And when you think about how...Copy !req
650. That— that family...Copy !req
651. is so obnoxious.Copy !req
652. The mother is a bitch.Copy !req
653. And the daughter is a bitch also.Copy !req
654. Never take anything for granted.Copy !req
655. It's also a reminder
to look at things in a new way,Copy !req
656. and if you do,Copy !req
657. then, like, every day
can be a new day, right?Copy !req
658. And if it is...Copy !req
659. it's like you're al—Copy !req
660. you're always
being born into life...Copy !req
661. like, all the time.Copy !req
662. You're not stuck...Copy !req
663. decaying or dying.Copy !req
664. Anyway, that's just
what I was thinking about.Copy !req
665. I just wanna share it and...Copy !req
666. just... I love you guys.Copy !req
667. That's so sweet, honey.Copy !req
668. Quinn. Quinn, just—Copy !req
669. Oh, you know what?
Actually, I think I got it.Copy !req
670. Okay. Oh, yes.Copy !req
671. Mom, what are you doing?Copy !req
672. Your brother is gonna suffocate
if he sleeps in the kitchen.Copy !req
673. - So get him his own room.
- Olivia.Copy !req
674. - What? You can put a fan in there.
- No.Copy !req
675. This is perfect.
This is fine. You sleep here.Copy !req
676. You girls be nice.Copy !req
677. Good night.Copy !req
678. We don't want you in here.Copy !req
679. Fine.Copy !req
680. I'll just sleep
on the fucking beach.Copy !req
681. That was easy.Copy !req
682. - Who's the guy?
- What guy?Copy !req
683. The guy you were with
by the lobby. I saw you.Copy !req
684. Just some busboy, I don't know.Copy !req
685. Seemed like you knew him.Copy !req
686. He's just some random
who tried to pick me up.Copy !req
687. There. I emailed them
and I told themCopy !req
688. that I'm on my honeymoon
and I cannot do the piece.Copy !req
689. Are you happy?Copy !req
690. - Yeah. Thanks, baba.
- Yeah. Whatever. Whatever.Copy !req
691. Hey.Copy !req
692. You know what I'm gonna do for you?Copy !req
693. Because I love you so much.Copy !req
694. I am gonna give you what every girlCopy !req
695. in America wants, apparently.Copy !req
696. A trip to Burning Man
in an electric RVCopy !req
697. that can levitate above the ground.Copy !req
698. I love my wife.Copy !req
699. My wife is so hot.Copy !req
700. - Stop.
- I love my wife.Copy !req
701. My wife is so hot.Copy !req
702. My wife.Copy !req
703. You're my wife.Copy !req
704. My wife.Copy !req
705. Just give me a second, please.Copy !req
706. Hello?Copy !req
707. Mark? It's your Uncle Charlie.Copy !req
708. Hey, Uncle Charlie!
How are you?Copy !req
709. Well, you know,
no big complaints.Copy !req
710. - Same old shit, you know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
711. I saw you called me.Copy !req
712. Yeah, um, I'm actually in Hawaii
with the family.Copy !req
713. Hawaii, great!Copy !req
714. - Yeah.
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
715. Yeah, it's good. It's great.
It's really nice to get away.Copy !req
716. Um, yeah, I called.
I had this health scareCopy !req
717. and I thought I might have cancer.Copy !req
718. - Cancer, no!
- Yeah. No, I— but I don't. I'm fine.Copy !req
719. There's nothing to worry about.
But, um...Copy !req
720. Oh, that's good, Mark. Good.Copy !req
721. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I called
because I was worriedCopy !req
722. and I just, you know,
I couldn't— I couldn't rememberCopy !req
723. what kind of, uh, cancer,
um, dad had.Copy !req
724. Cancer? What— what—
what type of cancer?Copy !req
725. Yeah. Yeah,
the cancer that killed him.Copy !req
726. Well, Mark,Copy !req
727. your dad didn't die of cancer.Copy !req
728. What? Wait.Copy !req
729. He— he didn't? I—Copy !req
730. I thought for sure
that he died of cancer.Copy !req
731. No, Mark,Copy !req
732. your dad didn't die from cancer.Copy !req
733. Okay. What did he die from?Copy !req
734. He— he died from AIDS.Copy !req
735. What?Copy !req
736. AIDS?Copy !req
737. Are you serious?
I mean— wait, are you sure?Copy !req
738. Yes, I'm sure, Mark.Copy !req
739. Okay, well— how did—
how did I not know this?Copy !req
740. Well, your dad didn't want anyone
to know.Copy !req
741. And you were young.Copy !req
742. Your mother couldn't handle any of it.
But I thought maybe at some pointCopy !req
743. someone had told you.Copy !req
744. No. No, this is...Copy !req
745. This is the first
I've heard of this.Copy !req
746. Um, I— wait.Copy !req
747. I don't understand.Copy !req
748. How did he get AIDS?Copy !req
749. Well... well, by having sex with men.Copy !req
750. Your father, Mark,
he had sex with men.Copy !req
751. He did?Copy !req
752. He had two lives.Copy !req
753. He had his family,Copy !req
754. and then he had another lifeCopy !req
755. with homosexuals.Copy !req
756. What the fuck?Copy !req