1. Previously on The West Wing...
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2. I can't do the job, Abbey.
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3. Do you understand?
I can't do it.
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4. He's going to need
a nap midday.
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5. A nap? He's going
to love that.
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6. It's you and I,
we're going to have
to run this thing.
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7. Are we going to stand for
something or just hang around,
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8. change the sheets for
the President's hospital bed?
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9. When you coming back?
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10. Been here an hour
and already
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11. I need another 30 days
of Sierra Tucson.
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12. Come with me, I think
this guy may be the real deal.
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13. I already found my guy.
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14. Well, the speech was
one of the President's best.
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15. And thank you for not
making it too long.
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16. We were aiming for pith.
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17. And you succeeded.
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18. We've been speaking
with Toby Ziegler,
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19. author of
President Bartlet's
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20. final State of the Union
address.
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21. Thank you.
Pleasure.
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22. Clear.
That was great.
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23. That section on
prescription drugs,
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24. I was wondering
if the coverage...
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25. I'm sorry, I've gotta...
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26. C.J.'s in her office.
Thanks.
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27. And here.
It's okay. Sorry.
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28. Congratulations.
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29. Don't.
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30. Dials soared.
Please don't.
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31. Don't get me started
on the cross tabs.
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32. Trying not to, in fact.
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33. Is he here yet?
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34. Any minute.
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35. We sure he's ready
for this?
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36. He says he is.
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37. Still, 7:00 a.m.
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38. It's the only time
we could fit it
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39. into everyone's schedule.
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40. Says he has some thoughts
he wants to share.
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41. Some thoughts?
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42. Fantastic speech, Toby.
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43. Oh, thank you.
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44. You really can't
take a compliment.
Oh, no.
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45. Daily Read even said
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46. it was the President's
finest State of the Union.
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47. Yeah,
'cause it's his last.
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48. Sir, we're here.
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49. Yeah.
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50. Good to have you back,
Mr. McGarry.
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51. Thanks, Brian.
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52. Good to have you back,
Mr. McGarry.
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53. Welcome back, boss.
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54. Thought we were
keeping this low-key,
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55. just a couple of us
kicking a few ideas around?
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56. This is low-key.
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57. Annabeth wanted to bring in
the Marine Marching Band.
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58. Ah...
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59. Word got out and
everybody wanted to come,
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60. and hear what
you had to say.
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61. Good to see you, Leo.
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62. Welcome back, Leo.
Welcome back.
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63. Thanks. Thanks.
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64. Ah...
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65. Man of the hour.
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66. Come now, no false modesty.
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67. It's actually self-loathing.
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68. It was a great speech.
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69. Charlie, Toby.
Have you met?
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70. Press response
has been terrific.
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71. Stop being such a pill.
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72. Well...
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73. I really wasn't
expecting
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74. to have to address
a convention but...
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75. Before we get started,
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76. we all got you
a little something.
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77. Completely unnecessary.
Truly.
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78. Just for the record,
I voted for the watch.
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79. My very own defibrillator.
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80. Well, like I was saying, um...
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81. I wasn't really expecting
to discuss this
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82. with such a large group,
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83. but I've been thinking
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84. and this might be
an excellent time to...
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85. ( knocking on door)
Commander.
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86. Sorry.
No problem.
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87. I rather unexpectedly
found myself
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88. with a bit of spare time
on my hands
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89. these last few months.
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90. We've been here seven trips
around the sun.
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91. ( pager ringing )
Done some things
we're proud of,
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92. things we're less
pleased about...
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93. The Vice President.
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94. I should probably...
Sure.
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95. Just be a minute.
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96. I think it may be time for us
to take our own temperature.
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97. An internal inventory.
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98. Can I borrow C.J. for a moment?
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99. Sorry.
Sure.
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100. What's done,
what's undone...
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101. what's done
that we'd like to undo...
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102. or do over...
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103. do away with...
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104. Demonstration in Bolivia,
outside our embassy.
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105. Big one.
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106. Over the ambassador's
statement.
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107. It's being seen
as interfering
in their election.
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108. The guy is a Socialist.
Yeah.
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109. Who says, if elected,
he'll immediately halt
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110. their coca
eradication program.
Yep.
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111. We should get into this.
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112. I'll call DOD, Intel,
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113. the Undersecretary for
Low Grade Conflicts.
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114. We have an Undersecretary
for Low Grade Conflicts?
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115. Be glad he's who
I'm calling.
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116. Fight the seduction of tumult
for tumult's sake.
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117. I need Charlie.
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118. Of course.
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119. There's a situation
in Bolivia.
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120. Serious?
Low grade evidently.
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121. Get with Margaret,
see what meetings
you can cover,
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122. what needs to be moved.
Okay.
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123. What's Leo talking
about in there?
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124. I'm really not sure.
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125. Sir, one week
doesn't seem...
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126. Can we discuss it?
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127. Didn't we just kind of do this
"taking inventory"?
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128. Little thing called
the State of the Union.
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129. The State of the Union
was fine...
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130. Excuse me, Leo.
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131. Labor Secretary's panicked
about his press conference.
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132. I'll be right back.
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133. Man's an infant.
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134. It's about time
he got a good spanking.
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135. I'd better, uh...
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136. Referee?
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137. Sorry.
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138. Welcome back.
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139. Actually, just came
to get these guys.
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140. Situation.
Juggling some things.
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141. Are we done, Mr. McGarry?
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142. No. Not yet.
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143. Any numbness, pain?
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144. Physical or existential?
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145. Any chance of getting
the odd straight answer?
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146. Good luck with that.
Nada.
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147. Spiritual or otherwise.
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148. You don't have to go.
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149. They'll think we're
Northeast Yankee elitists.
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150. And be correct.
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151. We could make
the occasional effort.
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152. 500 laps around an oval.
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153. An entire sport predicated
on the expectation
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154. of the Grand Guinol.
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155. Guignol. Guignol.
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156. If you're going to brag about
your intellectual hauteur,
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157. at least get your fancy
references right.
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158. Grand Guignol connoting
the sanguinary.
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159. Buckets of blood.
Like hockey.
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160. Leave my Bruins out of this.
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161. Martinsville Speedway.
You're in for a treat.
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162. See? There are people
with most of their teeth
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163. that are actual NASCAR fans.
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164. Are you really a doctor?
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165. I didn't get a close look
at your credentials.
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166. First in my class.
University of Daytona.
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167. Oh, now who's with
the not-so-straight answers.
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168. He prefers to be
the amusing one.
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169. Fun for the rest of us.
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170. So, is he well enough
to join me?
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171. Pressure,
vitals are fine.
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172. But I'd rather he
didn't push himself
after last night.
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173. Dang.
He put you
up to this.
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174. Enjoy the Grand Guignol.
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175. Horror and sensationalism,
not blood.
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176. Look it up.
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177. The President will see you now.
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178. Sir, Zalaya's now polling
a close second in Bolivia.
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179. Wasn't he fourth?
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180. Maybe our ambassador
can say something
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181. new and inflammatory,
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182. help him bridge
that final gap.
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183. There's concern
about rioting
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184. We need you to make a statement.
affirming our impartiality.
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185. You mean,
pretend to a disinterest
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186. no one's gonna believe
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happened to have too much...
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188. What do they
drink down there?
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189. As what I recall,
the ambassador's
not a stickler, sir.
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190. I'm not declaring
to an indifference
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191. that'll provoke
international guffaws.
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192. Sir, if Zalaya wins
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193. he's pledged to re-nationalize
their industries,
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six billion dollar debt,
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"imperialist forces"
from Bolivia.
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196. The imperialist forces their
government expressly invited in.
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197. Up to now they've been one
of our most cooperative allies
in the war on drugs.
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198. Since no one ever wins
and it never ends,
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199. maybe we should stop
calling it a war.
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200. Fine.
But we have 2,000 troops
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201. and seven battle ships
in Latin America.
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202. And our pilots engage
daily in hostile gunfire
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203. as they spray coca fields.
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204. But we don't have
to call it a war.
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205. How about a
low-grade conflict?
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206. State feels we can
tamp things down
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207. if you could just walk the
ambassador's statement back.
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208. "The United States
remains neutral
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of external interference."
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211. I can probably keep
a straight face through that.
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212. Is it enough?
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with regard to Bolivia.
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214. "And this means you,
La Paz."
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215. So it's reported
in the Latin press.
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216. The Latin press'll just
have to figure it out.
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217. What's next?
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218. You wouldn't be more comfortable
waiting in your office?
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219. This is fine.
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220. I'm sure you could
go in and join them.
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221. I'll wait.
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222. They should be done any minute.
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223. Can I get you some water
or anything?
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224. I'm good, Deb.
I'm sure you got
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other than me.
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226. You never called me Deb before.
No?
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228. Mm.
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230. I'm sorry.
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233. Hard to work it in.
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234. "Sir, the North Koreans
just threatened
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235. "to rain nuclear fire
on Japan again,
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236. "the NASDAQ is tanking,
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237. "there's a category four
hurricane
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238. making landfall in the Keys
and, oh, don't call me Deb."
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239. You should tell him.
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240. Leo.
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243. I got this Bolivia thing.
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245. Love to get
your perspective on it.
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the President.
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247. Maybe later.
Whenever.
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249. Sure, if that's good.
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250. Yeah, yeah... 3:30?
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252. Looking forward to it.
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253. Was that Thomas Paine
always there?
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254. I thought that
was Nathan Hale.
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255. "I regret I only
have but one life,"
et cetera, et cetera.
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256. Paine. "These are the times
that try men's souls."
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has some procedural issues
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Tax Credit.
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261. Ten billion's the goal,
but it's an election year.
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to last night.
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for applause.
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more embarrassing—
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or that I care.
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270. He's doing his annual
sackcloth and ashes bit.
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it was a way
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even more compliments.
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273. Now I understand
it's just self-abnegation
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275. Man understands me.
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276. Mr. President,
Leo McGarry is outside.
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277. He's been waiting all this time?
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278. Yes, and you're late
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279. for your NSA briefing
on Chechnya.
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280. Okay. Thanks, guys.
Thank you,
Mr. President.
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again in five minutes.
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282. Yes, sir.
Thanks, Deb.
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283. Leo, have I said how great it is
having you back?
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284. A few times.
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285. Oh. Sorry.
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286. Everyone has.
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287. Not quite sure
what you want me doing.
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288. What you always did;
make me smarter.
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289. By comparison,
absolutely.
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290. Congratulations on last night.
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291. I planned a morning
resting on my laurels,
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292. but there's this
I-don't-know-what in Bolivia.
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293. Courtland and his big yap.
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we made him
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299. What?
Why do you think he said it?
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300. Have you given some thought to
how I might make myself useful?
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301. I don't want
to undermine C.J.
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302. Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. President,
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is holding for you.
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304. That's something you can do.
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306. Non, merci.
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307. Sorry. I've gotta
take this.
Of course.
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away from me.
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309. How about dinner tonight?
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310. Be great.
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how many times I've said it;
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313. See you tonight, Mr. President.
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314. Bonjour,
Mr. President.
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315. Yes, I'm really
looking forward
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316. to the G-8 in Paris.
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317. I know what it is,
it just has a dull name.
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320. that actually sounds
like what it is.
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321. Exactly— d-u-l-l.
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322. Oh. This goes to DNC
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323. and this one's
a blast fax.
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324. It was a highlight
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325. of the President's address
last night.
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327. you mean a chance
for viewers to wonder
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328. whether they're going
to have sex that night
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wear in the morning.
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330. Thank you.
And you have...
I know.
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331. It's important.
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332. 36 million Americans live below
the poverty line,
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than last year.
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the rooftops, why don't we?
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335. We blame
the Republicans.
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336. Oh, there's a fresh angle.
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337. Charlie, you see the HUD
Samaritan bill markup?
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Budget Director this morning.
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more to lift children
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than the EITC.
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341. Oh, God.
I thought the name was dull.
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342. The acronym's worse.
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on this for two months
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a catchier handle?
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345. "Marriage Penalty".
"Death tax."
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Margaret.
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348. Who did this to you?
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349. I got rid of everything.
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350. I should've gone
with the mahogany.
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351. I had a feeling...
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any clutter.
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355. I'm still looking
for the second inaugural.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey.
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eight U.S. contractors
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in Bolivia.
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but it looks like
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by Zalaya supporters.
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in the Sit Room if you wanna...
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you can all handle this.
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that second inaugural.
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for you.
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of possibility,
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also tremendous opportunities.
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on a new course,
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What's the story?
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in the Chapare jungle.
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Alive?
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as Zalaya supporters.
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enthusiastic supporters.
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holding people at gunpoint...
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wish they would.
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he'd have his own navy, too.
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are CIA, sent down
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the election.
Are they?
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What are they doing there?
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gear with them on vacation?
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eradication effort, sir.
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State has
a $700 million
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which employs them.
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407. Of course they're armed.
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run by drug cartels.
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is the difference
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and what we call them
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and porpoises
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They haven't made any.
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an election stunt.
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from our ambassador's statement,
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418. a trumped-up U.S. tampering
charge puts him over the top.
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spraying coca fields,
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directly...
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the hose to the nozzle,
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eradication work?
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Maybe doing
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in their free time?
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would you, please?
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there is such
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find it a lot easier
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than our denials.
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of a lot of difference,
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I'd prefer we be right.
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435. A three-foot hole has appeared
in the DMZ fence.
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Affairs needs
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Healthcare reauthorization.
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438. It's gonna get trumped
by this Bolivia thing.
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our guys weren't doing
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they were.
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Liar, liar,
pants on fire.
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in Spanish.
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444. I don't want you
to be disappointed.
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another turn at
whack-a-DCI.
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doesn't he?
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it's too much fun.
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448. Besides, it's the only person
the President ever picks on.
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449. The CIA Director goes,
it could be you
or me, bucko.
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450. It's already been me.
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451. Are we at all concerned
about our checkered
history down there:
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452. Allende, the CIA
and Che Guevara?
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453. Yeah. We don't have
much credibility.
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454. You'll talk to
Intergovernmental
Affairs?
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455. In my spare time.
Copy !req
456. Thank the V.P.
Copy !req
457. for pitching in on
State of the Union
follow through.
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458. About that.
Will...
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459. He's out there,
he's shilling.
Copy !req
460. Shilling? You mean showing
loyalty to the administration
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461. he happens to be serving in?
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462. It's the President's agenda.
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463. I don't recall burning much
midnight oil discussing
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464. what'd help us in the primaries.
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465. He'll do his bit this week
because the President can't,
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466. but after that,
the campaign comes first.
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467. Yeah, on second thought,
maybe don't thank him so much.
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468. Governor, everyone,
sorry to keep you waiting.
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469. The First Lady's going to be
attending a stock car race.
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470. Hell, yeah!
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471. Excuse me?
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472. Colorful regional colloquialism
betokening enthusiasm
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473. of a visceral-if-not-rowdy
variety.
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474. You're making this
too complicated.
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475. I want you to prep her.
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476. It's a bunch of cars going
real fast around an oval.
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477. There, I'm done.
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478. It's a food pyramid,
not the human genome.
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479. There are fish-out-of-water
concerns.
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480. This is your dream come true.
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481. Eliza Doolittle gets
to tutor Henry Higgins.
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482. I'll see if I can't find my
redneck-to-snob dictionary.
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483. Here's the message:
eat less bread.
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484. What, you're offended?
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485. You're implying
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486. I'm some kind
of hayseed-hillbilly-hick?
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487. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
to imply it.
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488. It was more of
an emphatic assertion.
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489. Watch it. We rubes know how
to throw down.
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490. Just teach her some terms;
a vocabulary.
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491. For starters, no one "attends"
a stock car race.
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492. You're just goin'.
Like as not, goin' drunk.
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493. Good, but I don't think
Dr. Bartlet'll
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494. will be getting liquored up.
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495. Too bad.
Otherwise, it gets kinda boring.
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496. Teach her when to cheer.
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497. Stuff like that.
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498. Just make sure we avoid
a flyover values disaster.
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499. Sorry?
The people
in the middle
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500. of the country
who you fly over
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501. when you're trying to get to...
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502. Real cities?
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503. Can't imagine why you're worried
about offending them.
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504. The Labor Secretary.
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505. Yeah. Thanks.
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506. Interdiction without
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507. intervention, eradication
without education
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508. leaves root causes
to linger and fester,
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509. damning our most
vigorous efforts...
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510. What are you watching?
Copy !req
511. State of The Union.
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512. I don't remember hearing
that last night.
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513. Second year.
Oh.
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514. You need something?
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515. Just felt bad about running
out on you this morning.
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516. Wanted to see if there was
a time you could catch me up.
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517. Whatever's good.
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518. This afternoon?
Mm-hmm.
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519. Who should I coordinate
the time with?
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520. That'd be me.
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521. Okay. How's 6:00?
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522. That works.
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523. I'll be here.
I don't mind
going over.
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524. Could stand the exercise.
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525. I'll come to you.
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526. That's fine.
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527. See you then.
Copy !req
528. in both the cost
to our national treasury
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529. as well as our citizenry,
trapped in a disease
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530. as insidious as it is neglected.
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531. You're bailing.
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532. We're not bailing.
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533. The Earned Income Tax Credit
is a Democratic issue!
Copy !req
534. We can probably push
it out of Committee
at $500 million.
Copy !req
535. Great. The President called
for $10 billion.
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536. That would be more.
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537. He got an applause break
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538. from both sides of the aisle.
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539. That was last night.
Copy !req
540. In the sober light of dawn,
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541. the Republicans are going to
insist on added enforcements.
Copy !req
542. Why is their sobriety
giving me a hangover?
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543. Fraud prevention,
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544. accounting measures...
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545. These are families
at the bottom rung of
the educational ladder.
Copy !req
546. Adding paperwork's
just going to confuse them.
Copy !req
547. Tell them I'll be there
in a few minutes.
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548. It's all right.
We're done.
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549. No, we're not done
and you're not bailing.
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550. It's a Republican Congress.
We have to be flexible.
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551. Why does no one ever come
in here and say,
Copy !req
552. "This is
a Democratic White House.
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553. Maybe we should start
reflecting it"?
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554. We don't have the votes.
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555. Day after the State
of the Union,
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556. Presidents customarily go
barnstorming to sell it.
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557. Don't lecture us
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558. on how to wield this
White House's clout.
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559. She really said that?
Copy !req
560. If she wasn't a woman,
we might've had
to throw down.
Copy !req
561. Regional colloquialism.
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562. So, what's the next step?
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563. I'm not sure
there is one.
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564. The EITC's just dead?
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565. No, no, Timmy.
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566. It's at a nice farm
in the country
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567. where it can play
with other dogs.
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568. How did last night
turn into this morning?
Copy !req
569. A Bolivian blowup,
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570. bad employment numbers,
a hole in a fence...
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571. And this.
Copy !req
572. The Majority Leader's
been in the Treaty Room since,
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573. well, he says since Tuesday—
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574. the NOA administrator called
about the flood area in Hawaii.
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575. He's setting up a conference
call with FEMA
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576. and the Governor.
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577. And you have
a meeting with Leo.
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578. If things are too wild,
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579. I can always
find you later.
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580. Carol's looking for you.
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581. Something about the Labor
Secretary threatening to quit.
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582. You saw the new furniture?
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583. Leo, I'm sorry. I'm
afraid I'm going...
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584. Sure, we'll get to it.
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585. Majority Leader,
natural disaster.
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586. Busy day.
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587. Yeah.
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588. One week.
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589. Can we not do this?
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590. One week in support
of the man
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591. who plucked him out
of obscurity.
Copy !req
592. He was a widely known
congressman.
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593. As a joke. You and I
made fun of him together.
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594. You guys picked him.
I wasn't in that room.
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595. You think I was?
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596. Then be mad at the President,
or Leo,
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597. or whoever else was there.
Copy !req
598. And pick a position.
Copy !req
599. You can't think
he's a complete joke
and embarrassment
Copy !req
600. and then be upset
he's not out there
helping you more.
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601. Yes, I can.
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602. Look, he's supportive.
Copy !req
603. He'll continue to be.
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604. If it's in his interest.
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605. Oh, I'm sorry.
Have the rules of politics
been suspended this year?
Copy !req
606. The rules of politics
should be suspended
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607. any chance we get.
It's disloyalty!
Copy !req
608. The Vice President has been
nothing but steadfast.
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609. I wasn't talking about him.
Copy !req
610. to widen the circle
of opportunity,
Copy !req
611. to deepen the meaning
of our freedom.
Copy !req
612. Hey, Leo.
Hey.
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613. Whatcha watching?
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614. Old State of The Unions.
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615. What for?
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616. Just curious.
How you doing?
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617. A little whiplashed.
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618. Last night was such a high.
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619. There is a staffer
sitting at the adult table.
Copy !req
620. Watched it at home.
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621. My sister threw me a party
Copy !req
622. 'cause I got a line
in the speech.
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623. "We must help those working
hardest to help themselves."e?
Copy !req
624. I see your fingerprints
all over it.
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625. Only, EITC's
already in trouble.
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626. The whiplash.
Yeah.
Copy !req
627. House Dems?
Copy !req
628. They're defeatist,
Copy !req
629. and Annabeth doesn't like
its name.
Copy !req
630. She's not wrong.
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631. I don't get excited
Copy !req
632. when I hear EITC, do you?
Copy !req
633. Maybe if it had
a more memorable name,
Copy !req
634. it'd be easier to fight for?
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635. I think if we could define it
more clearly as a tax cut
Copy !req
636. so a vote against it is seen
as raising taxes
Copy !req
637. on the working poor.
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638. I don't see
how you easily oppose it.
Copy !req
639. I had just dropped off
my kids at school.
Copy !req
640. Thank God, because I don't
know what to tell them.
Copy !req
641. Who is...
Copy !req
642. Contractor's wife.
Copy !req
643. they said
call my congressman.
Copy !req
644. I called him, he said
call the State Department.
Copy !req
645. No one is taking responsibility.
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646. Toby.
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647. Yeah?
Copy !req
648. My husband is an engineer,
not a soldier.
Copy !req
649. Not in there.
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650. Oh.
I don't have anything.
Copy !req
651. He's in the residence.
Copy !req
652. Oh, okay.
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653. Napping.
Copy !req
654. Not to be disturbed
unless there's an emergency.
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655. It wasn't on my schedule.
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656. Or mine.
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657. Will you
let me know when
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658. he comes
back down?
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659. My first call.
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660. Oh...
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661. are you the one who's going
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662. to teach me
proper speedway decorum?
Copy !req
663. How to win friends and
influence yokels, yes, ma'am.
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664. Ah, now, if I'd made
a crack like that
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665. you'd think me a terrible snob.
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666. What did you turn down
to make room for Martinsville?
Copy !req
667. NIH symposium on molecular
structures and bio-imaging.
Copy !req
668. Not a lot of NASCAR crossover.
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669. Let's start with the dress code.
Copy !req
670. Jeans. T-shirt.
Copy !req
671. Oh, and can you borrow
Copy !req
672. the President's leather
flight jacket?
Copy !req
673. You don't find that
a tad inappropriate?
Copy !req
674. Well, there'll
be women there
Copy !req
675. in bikinis on lounge
chairs in the RV park.
Copy !req
676. Inappropriate's
still a ways off.
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677. I've given this a lot
of thought and I know
Copy !req
678. something that we
can bond over so far as
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679. stock cars
are concerned.
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680. That would be?
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681. We're both women.
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682. Okay...
Copy !req
683. Women make up 55%
Copy !req
684. of the audience
for NASCAR events.
Copy !req
685. More than any other
major league sport.
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686. Well, I wonder why.
Copy !req
687. Well, everyone has
their theories,
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688. but I'm gonna
tell you plain.
Copy !req
689. It's the drivers.
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690. They're a bunch of studs.
Copy !req
691. Mm-hmm.
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692. Well-built hotties
running around
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693. in tight-fitting
fire suits.
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694. Hotties.
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695. Hotsy-tot, Hottentot
hotties, ma'am.
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696. Well, that's all very
well and good, but I don't...
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697. Oh, my.
He'll be there.
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698. And him...
Copy !req
699. Oh, and this one...
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700. The one with the eyes?
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701. One of the favorites.
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702. I would imagine.
Copy !req
703. You see the wife?
Copy !req
704. Yeah.
Copy !req
705. You're going
to have to brief.
Copy !req
706. These guys...
Copy !req
707. absolutely, positively not CIA?
Copy !req
708. Definitely,
definitively not.
Copy !req
709. Don't lean
on that, Toby.
Why?
Copy !req
710. They're U.S. paid mercenaries.
Copy !req
711. Former military, most of them.
Copy !req
712. Special Ops, SEALS, Marines.
Copy !req
713. We're in distinction
without a difference land.
Copy !req
714. Little bit.
I don't see it
that way.
Copy !req
715. It's not your job to.
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716. They weren't doing
what they've been accused of.
Copy !req
717. That's our statement.
And I'm late.
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718. Anyone talk to Leo?
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719. He's in his office watching
State of the Unions.
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720. Unions?
Copy !req
721. Old ones.
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722. Yeah?
Copy !req
723. We said 3:30?
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724. We did.
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725. So...
Copy !req
726. What's your day
been like?
Copy !req
727. It's quiet. Yours?
Copy !req
728. Not quiet.
Copy !req
729. Bolivia.
Yeah.
Copy !req
730. Korea.
Things down in Burundi.
Copy !req
731. What?
Oh, just...
Copy !req
732. These contractors operate
Copy !req
733. under such vague guidelines
Copy !req
734. just because that's the way
everyone wants it.
Copy !req
735. There's no congressional
oversight, no controls,
Copy !req
736. and a whole lot
of money changing hands.
Copy !req
737. You know these guys?
Copy !req
738. Not these, but...
Copy !req
739. Yeah, I know these guys.
Copy !req
740. And it's not just
that it's futile, you know.
Copy !req
741. I mean, as long as Americans
are willing to pay
Copy !req
742. $60 a gram for cocaine,
some peasant farmer
Copy !req
743. earning $60 a year
is going to grow it.
Copy !req
744. But it's just so geopolitically
counterproductive.
Copy !req
745. We turn their villages
into war zones,
Copy !req
746. we destroy their land, we poison
their families with herbicides
Copy !req
747. and then we're
all surprised
Copy !req
748. when they go vote
for the Socialist.
Copy !req
749. ( sighs ):
Sorry.
Copy !req
750. It's a, um...
crappy day.
Copy !req
751. It's my annivorcery.
Copy !req
752. Anni-what?
Copy !req
753. Annivorce.
Copy !req
754. It's the anniversary
of my divorce.
Copy !req
755. Didn't know you'd been married.
Copy !req
756. Couple times.
Copy !req
757. Hopeless romantic.
Copy !req
758. Hopeless, anyway. You?
Copy !req
759. Yeah.
Copy !req
760. What did you want to talk about?
Copy !req
761. Sorry.
Copy !req
762. Ms. Harper, they need you
in the Situation Room.
Copy !req
763. Maybe later.
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764. Debbie!
Copy !req
765. That wasn't very long.
Copy !req
766. I couldn't sleep.
Copy !req
767. Couldn't or wouldn't?
Copy !req
768. I have three daughters
and a wife,
Copy !req
769. two of whom
are also doctors.
Copy !req
770. If you presume
Copy !req
771. I don't get enough
of that sort of comment,
Copy !req
772. you're not really using
your imagination.
Copy !req
773. Naps are restorative.
Churchill took them.
Copy !req
774. Churchill also maintained
a 24-hour buzz.
Copy !req
775. These days, people who drink
that much during the day
Copy !req
776. are encouraged
to attend meetings.
Copy !req
777. An individual perhaps more
for veneration than emulation.
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778. And I don't know where all this
restorative nonsense comes from.
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779. Every nap I've ever
taken in my life
Copy !req
780. has left me feeling
groggy and on edge.
Copy !req
781. I hadn't noticed.
Copy !req
782. The NSA called,
Secretary of State,
Copy !req
783. NSA again,
saying talk to her
Copy !req
784. before you talk
to the Secretary of State.
Copy !req
785. You're right.
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786. About so much.
Copy !req
787. To which specific
or category of things
Copy !req
788. are you presently referring?
Copy !req
789. The Earned Income Tax
Credit needs a better name.
Copy !req
790. To brand it.
Copy !req
791. Not just something
zippier or catchier.
Copy !req
792. Something to help you
fight for it.
Copy !req
793. To make it harder
to fight against it.
Copy !req
794. Deputy Secretary
Morrison again.
Copy !req
795. Workfare's taken.
Work Aid?
Copy !req
796. Sounds like a handout.
Copy !req
797. Employment Incentive.
Copy !req
798. Oh, no.
That's terrible.
Copy !req
799. Work Tax.
Copy !req
800. It's all a work tax.
Copy !req
801. Poverty Tax.
Copy !req
802. Mm, that's closer.
Copy !req
803. Poor Tax.
Copy !req
804. It's simple, direct...
Copy !req
805. Poor Tax.
Copy !req
806. It's good.
Copy !req
807. Do you want me to say
you'll call her back?
Copy !req
808. No, I'll be right there.
Copy !req
809. Hard to argue
Copy !req
810. on the floor of Congress
Copy !req
811. to institute a Poor Tax.
Copy !req
812. Yeah.
Copy !req
813. Thanks.
Copy !req
814. This is Annabeth.
Copy !req
815. Hey.
Copy !req
816. Hey.
Copy !req
817. Sorry about this morning.
Copy !req
818. Oh, it happens.
Copy !req
819. Heard you were watching
old State of the Unions.
Copy !req
820. And Inaugurals.
Copy !req
821. Something wrong
with this year's speech?
Copy !req
822. What do you think?
Copy !req
823. I wrote it.
Copy !req
824. You seemed remarkably
Copy !req
825. uncomfortable accepting praise,
even for you.
Copy !req
826. What are you doing here, Leo?
Copy !req
827. Watching old speeches
Copy !req
828. and reading about
the founding fathers?
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829. We don't have time for you to
sit around like a garden Buddha,
Copy !req
830. parsing out
fortune cookie wisdom.
Copy !req
831. We're getting buried alive here.
Copy !req
832. Get up and grab a shovel.
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833. "While the assault weapons
ban may have ended,
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834. "the debate has not,
and I will
Copy !req
835. fight this Congress as long..."
Copy !req
836. "As the senseless, needless
violence continues."
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837. Second Inaugural.
Copy !req
838. "The promise
of stem cell research
Copy !req
839. "has again been delayed
by congressional ban.
Copy !req
840. Imagine a child paralyzed
by a spinal cord injury..."
Copy !req
841. "By a spinal cord injury,
watching, waiting,
Copy !req
842. knowing that politics
is the obstacle to a cure."
Copy !req
843. Third State of the Union.
Copy !req
844. I know what we said.
We all know what we said.
Copy !req
845. Last night's State of the Union,
you pulled your punches.
Copy !req
846. It was well received.
Copy !req
847. It's easy to applaud for
something that no one's
Copy !req
848. gonna make you
stand up and pass.
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849. "By any measure,
Copy !req
850. "we're losing the war on drugs.
Copy !req
851. "Demand is exactly the same...
Copy !req
852. Supply is the same,
but prices..."
"Supply is the same, but prices
Copy !req
853. "have gone down.
Copy !req
854. "It's time for a
comprehensive new approach
Copy !req
855. to this nation's
dependence on drugs."
Copy !req
856. That was in your rough draft
Copy !req
857. of last
night's speech.
Copy !req
858. I cut it.
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859. Who told you to?
Nobody.
Nobody had to.
Copy !req
860. You've had a heart attack
and he can't stand up.
Copy !req
861. Day after every other
State of the Union,
Copy !req
862. the President launches
a month-long road show
Copy !req
863. to stump for what was in it.
Copy !req
864. This year I get
Bingo Bob and a week.
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865. Ten-hut.
Copy !req
866. Let's see it.
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867. My name is Jonathan Creasy.
Copy !req
868. I am a private American citizen
working for Tarmacorp,
Copy !req
869. under a contract
with the U.S. government.
Copy !req
870. I'm being held
with seven Americans.
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871. We will be released
subject to completion
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872. of a fair and free election
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873. of the Bolivian Presidential
contest.
Copy !req
874. CJ:
"Fair and free"
Copy !req
875. translating
to a Zalaya victory.
Copy !req
876. "A private citizen
Copy !req
877. under contract with
the U.S. government."
Copy !req
878. Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Copy !req
879. Where are we on this?
Copy !req
880. A P-3 off the Misawa.
Copy !req
881. PACCOM is coordinating
the search.
Copy !req
882. Anything?
No.
Copy !req
883. It's a jungle
out there.
Copy !req
884. And the Bolivian government?
Copy !req
885. Rock and a hard place.
Copy !req
886. They want to help their
good friend the U.S.,
Copy !req
887. but are terrified of looking
like they were helping
Copy !req
888. in case Zalaya wins.
Copy !req
889. They don't want to be up here
Copy !req
890. in two weeks time
seeking political asylum.
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891. We find them,
who mounts a rescue
Copy !req
892. if not the Bolivians,
Tarmacorp, us?
Copy !req
893. Not us.
Copy !req
894. Tarmacorp's flying
Vietnam era Hueys.
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895. They go down, we end up
Copy !req
896. with more contractors
to find and rescue.
Copy !req
897. They're not U.S. troops.
Copy !req
898. Why? Because we pay them
through a middleman?
Copy !req
899. Nobody forced them
to go down there.
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900. Maybe you'll get to explain
that to their widows.
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901. When's the election?
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902. CJ:
Ten days.
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903. Do we believe that
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904. Zalaya will
release them?
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905. If he wins.
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906. If he doesn't?
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907. C.J.:
Will we find them?
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908. A jungle, they know
the best hiding places.
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909. We'll need a tip.
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910. These are tough guys.
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911. They gonna hold out
till the election?
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912. You saw the video.
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913. When you're being held,
ten days is a long time.
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914. Have you ever been held?
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915. I've held other people.
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916. 24 hours is a long time.
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917. Yeah?
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918. Oh, is it 6:00 already?
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919. I can come back.
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920. No, no. Come in.
Come in.
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921. How you doing?
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922. Oh, you know.
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923. Have to head back to New
Hampshire tomorrow afternoon.
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924. We're up ten points
in the polls.
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925. Getting tired
of people treating me
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926. like I've sold
my soul to the devil.
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927. You think you have?
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928. Well, I don't think
the V.P.'s the devil.
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929. And I don't think
I've sold my soul.
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930. I may have rented it
out for a bit.
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931. Why do you say that?
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932. Well, I was
mostly joking.
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933. I don't think
he's the devil.
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934. I don't know what
I think of him, really.
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935. Catalogue his qualities.
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936. The negative ones
everyone knows,
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937. and never ceases delighting
in reminding me about.
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938. His other qualities?
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939. He's...
plain-spoken.
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940. He's clear and direct.
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941. Doesn't have a multitrack mind
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942. like the President,
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943. but that's not
always a bad thing.
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944. The truth is,
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945. and I'm not sure I ever even
realized this before now,
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946. I've spent the last year
and a half
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947. looking for
what you saw in him,
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948. you and the President,
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949. when you gave him this job.
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950. You picked Russell,
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951. him, to serve as V.P.
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952. to a President with a serious
health condition.
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953. You were aware you were picking
a potential successor.
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954. On some level, I've
just trusted that
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955. and assumed I'd eventually
discover what you knew then.
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956. Have you?
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957. Tell me what it was,
we'll compare notes.
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958. I know, doesn't
work like that.
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959. He's my guy, I have to figure
him out on my own.
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960. Sorry to interrupt, but you've
got to see the First Lady.
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961. Let's see it.
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962. Such a good sport.
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963. To take one like that
for the fly-over states.
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964. Did you brief her
about the kiss?
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965. They loved it.
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966. The First Lady,
for both of you.
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967. Who gets pissed about
kissing a NASCAR driver?
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968. Another hour of
my life gone.
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969. Of course we want to avert
disaster in South Dakota,
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970. but I can't take this
to the President just yet.
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971. No.
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972. Thank you, Governor.
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973. Trouble
in South Dakota?
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974. In about a thousand years.
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975. Mt. Rushmore's on the move.
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976. How far has
it gone so far?
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977. About an inch.
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978. I hope you don't mind.
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979. Looks great.
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980. Nobody ever
thought to put
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981. fresh cut flowers
on my desk,
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982. despite 18 acres
of gardens outside.
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983. Majority Leader.
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984. Oh, you should
take that.
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985. I'll call him back.
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986. I could've used you
in the Sit Room today.
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987. I heard you had it
under control.
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988. Didn't
feel like it.
Never does.
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989. You're doing great.
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990. The President's
in the residence.
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991. Does he want
me to...
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992. No, I'm sorry,
that's for me.
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993. Let him know I'm
coming right up.
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994. We're having dinner.
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995. Probably should have run that
by the Chief of Staff.
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996. Oh, Chief of Staff
has enough on her plate.
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997. I'm sorry we didn't
get to talk today,
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998. We'll find
time tomorrow.
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999. Sure.
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1000. It was easier for me.
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1001. You as my press
secretary,
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1002. Sam, Josh, Toby...
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1003. Toby?
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1004. Toby's always been Toby.
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1005. Still took me a year to figure
out what the hell I was doing,
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1006. and those were the easy years.
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1007. We had easy years?
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1008. Easier than this.
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1009. Margaret.
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1010. What's next?
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1011. How's yours?
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1012. This heart healthy stuff,
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1013. I have to keep reminding
myself it's good for me.
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1014. At least it resembles
actual food.
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1015. Abbey's got me on this
macrobiotic diet.
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1016. That does look a little grim.
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1017. What I wouldn't give
for a burger and fries.
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1018. A cream sauce.
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1019. I'd like to have the occasional
light cream sauce
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1020. without everyone reacting like
it's a suicide attempt.
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1021. So, tonight, Abbey's
out of town.
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1022. We can turn
the residence
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1023. into a fort
and sword fight
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1024. with empty paper
towel rolls.
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1025. So you feel pretty good about
last night's State of the Union?
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1026. According to at least
six op eds,
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1027. I set an ambitious
national agenda.
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1028. Is that what you think?
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1029. You have a chance to figure out
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1030. what you'd
like to do around here?
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1031. Have you?
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1032. Don't do this, Leo.
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1033. Not the day after
the State of the Union.
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1034. Everyone's walking around here
like we're finished.
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1035. We got 365 more days.
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1036. It's year eight,
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1037. it's a Republican Congress
and I'm hemorrhaging staff.
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1038. Four years ago we announced
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1039. a Blue Ribbon Commission
on entitlements.
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1040. Why wasn't
it mentioned?
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1041. Two years ago,
you announced
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1042. a commitment
to stem cell research.
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1043. The legislation
died in Congress.
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1044. Leo, you held the wake.
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1045. What happened to the drug
treatment policy last night?
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1046. We had to narrow our focus.
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1047. Now's the time to widen,
not narrow focus.
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1048. What are you saving your
political capital for?
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1049. I have a responsibility
to the party.
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1050. You have a responsibility
to the country, sir.
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1051. The American people
sent you here for two terms.
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1052. Eight years.
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1053. So the last one's
gonna be harder.
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1054. I've never known you
to shy away from a fight.
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1055. And I've never had
to make a speech
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1056. based on the maximum amount
of time I could stand up.
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1057. Those excuses I kept
hearing all day?
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1058. Nobody mentioned MS.
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1059. 272 words.
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1060. That's all Lincoln said
at the Gettysburg Address.
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1061. It took four minutes,
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1062. and set the tone
for the next century.
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1063. You wanted to talk about
what I could do here.
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1064. It's this.
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1065. Said the man
with the double bypass.
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1066. The both of us, sir,
this is our last game.
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1067. Let's leave it all
out on the field.
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1068. You know why
we got called in?
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1069. No idea.
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1070. Well, I almost got
to eat dinner.
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1071. You want to hear
something depressing?
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1072. This disrupts my evening
not one bit.
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1073. Ten o'clock?
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1074. I had a date.
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1075. You had a date
tonight?
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1076. I always have a date.
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1077. Welcome back.
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1078. What's going on?
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1079. The President should
be down in a minute.
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1080. Everybody here?
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1081. Yes, sir.
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1082. Follow me.
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1083. What's this all about?
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1084. Stock market crash
in Guyana, perhaps.
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1085. And me with all my money
in sapodilla futures.
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1086. Hey.
Hey.
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1087. Welcome.
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1088. Thank you all for coming
back in on a school night.
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1089. I had dinner with
an old friend tonight.
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1090. I thought everyone should
hear what he had to say.
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1091. I want to read you something.
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1092. "The harder
the conflict,
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1093. "the more glorious the triumph.
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1094. "What we obtain too cheap,
we esteem too lightly;
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1095. 'tis dearness only that gives
everything its value."
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1096. You?
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1097. Thomas Paine.
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1098. He said "'tis."
Might have been a clue?
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1099. Busy day around here today.
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1100. What'd you spend it on?
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1101. Uh, Bolivia.
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1102. Well, no,
you spent it on
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1103. a situation in Bolivia,
a crisis.
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1104. I understand that
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1105. gravitational pull.
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1106. North Korea pokes
a hole in the fence,
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1107. it gets your
attention.
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1108. As do whiny Cabinet members,
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1109. floods,
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1110. and new employment figures.
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1111. Pretty soon it's
the whole day.
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1112. Problem is,
we're running out of them.
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1113. That's how much time
we have left.
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1114. We have the ability to affect
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1115. more change in a day
at the White House
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1116. than we'll have in a lifetime
once we walk out these doors.
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1117. What do you
want to do with them?
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1118. We should finally get
serious about health care,
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1119. whether it calls
attention
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1120. to the President's
MS or not.
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1121. A new approach to Latin America.
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1122. A real commitment
to drug treatment.
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1123. What else?
The Vice
President and I
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1124. think it's time to talk
about race in this country.
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1125. He's right.
I've got some
ideas on how
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1126. to increase opportunity
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1127. for the working
poor.
We both do.
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1128. Talking about repackaging
the EITC.
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1129. Poor Tax.
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