1. - Previously on The West Wing:
- Seventeen schoolgirls...Copy !req
2. died because they weren't wearing
the proper clothing. Am I outraged?Copy !req
3. That is Saudi Arabia,
our partners in peace.Copy !req
4. C.J. Cregg?
Special Agent Simon Donovan.Copy !req
5. Treasury Department,
U.S. Secret Service.Copy !req
6. You don't get to put a bomb in Iran!
There are no other issues right now.Copy !req
7. How can you be sure
it's not a rogue thing?Copy !req
8. From how far away can you do this?Copy !req
9. - I respect a certain perimeter of privacy.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
10. - I don't need to see you naked.
- Okay.Copy !req
11. - Welcome back.
- We are back.Copy !req
12. - And it was a success.
- It was.Copy !req
13. What'd you bring me?Copy !req
14. I brought you a collector's
plate of a moose.Copy !req
15. - I love moose.
- I know how you do.Copy !req
16. Bonnie, you get a hat
with a moose on it.Copy !req
17. - You like a good hotel gift shop.
- I do.Copy !req
18. What do they eat in Helsinki?Copy !req
19. - They eat moose.
- You ate a moose?Copy !req
20. No, I don't eat things
where the cartoon character can talk...Copy !req
21. and, you know, hatch a plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
22. I'm gonna go to bed.
I just came back for mail and messages.Copy !req
23. Yeah. Crane from UPI needs a call back
tonight about Segal for Ways and Means.Copy !req
24. Mrs. Bartlet wants you to go
over her remarks to the IBEW.Copy !req
25. The whip's office called about
one-minutes on the floor.Copy !req
26. - What's this?
- It's marked'personal."Copy !req
27. - You don't know who sent it?
- There's no return address.Copy !req
28. - Is it porn?
- I don't know.Copy !req
29. I'm tired, but if it's porn...
I mean, really good porn... .Copy !req
30. If my innocent joking
is making you uncomfortable... .Copy !req
31. No, I'm hoping it's porn.Copy !req
32. No! You understand?
I'm driving myself home.Copy !req
33. You wanna follow me
in a chase car, that's fine.Copy !req
34. But you have been
annoying me for six days.Copy !req
35. You annoyed me here,
then you annoyed me in Finland.Copy !req
36. You're quiet, you're polite,
and you're there. You're always there.Copy !req
37. I can't shake you. You followed me
to Scandinavia and back.Copy !req
38. - Well...
- Not the'aw, shucks" answer.Copy !req
39. "Well, that's my job, ma'am."
And don't call me'ma'am."Copy !req
40. Don't call me'Ms. Cregg."
This isn't a Western.Copy !req
41. I'm required to call you'ma'am" or
"Ms. Cregg." Rules and regulations.Copy !req
42. Okay. Okay, Secret Agent Man,
here's my rules and regulations:Copy !req
43. I'm getting in my convertible,
and I'm gonna feel the wind in my hair...Copy !req
44. and anyplace else I want.
You can look at my taillights.Copy !req
45. - I'm not allowed to do that either.
- See you at home.Copy !req
46. Okay.Copy !req
47. There's no way you're letting me
walk out the door...Copy !req
48. so, what is it we're doing?Copy !req
49. - I'm sorry?
- What's your plan for me?Copy !req
50. - I don't have a plan.
- You're gonna let me drive home?Copy !req
51. No.Copy !req
52. I've got your spark plug.Copy !req
53. - Is that what you meant?
- You got my spark plug?Copy !req
54. And the battery.
Also the fuel pump, starter relay...Copy !req
55. timing belt, the ignition fuse...Copy !req
56. and, well, also the engine, I guess.
- Did you leave me anything?Copy !req
57. Wiper fluid.
You can clean your windshield.Copy !req
58. - No, actually, you need the battery.
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. C.J., listen.
This just came in the mail.Copy !req
60. - It's an opposition spot.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
61. Honor, morality, truth.
Values we deserve in America's house.Copy !req
62. Throwing mud to cover up his failure.Copy !req
63. Refusing to sign
a Clean Campaign Pledge...Copy !req
64. so he won't have to defend
his broken promises.Copy !req
65. Jed Bartlet:
What's he hiding from us now?Copy !req
66. - Who sent you this?
- That's the thing.Copy !req
67. - What?
- I don't know.Copy !req
68. - Good morning.
- My man.Copy !req
69. - Yes.
- You came back to me.Copy !req
70. - Just like I promised.
- I missed you.Copy !req
71. - When did you miss me the most?
- The nights.Copy !req
72. - Of course.
- Did you bring me anything?Copy !req
73. I did.Copy !req
74. - Where is it?
- Should be in my office.Copy !req
75. - Wow.
- Open it.Copy !req
76. I'm just happy it's not moose.
What is it?Copy !req
77. Moose.
It's sauna-smoked moose meat...Copy !req
78. nicely packaged in a burnt-pine box.Copy !req
79. The hinges are made from
handwoven Lapland ribbons.Copy !req
80. - I missed you so much.
- Where am I supposed to be right now?Copy !req
81. The basement, office C.Copy !req
82. Throwing mud to cover up his failure.Copy !req
83. Refusing to sign
a Clean Campaign Pledge...Copy !req
84. so he won't have to defend
his broken promises.Copy !req
85. Jed Bartlet:
What's he hiding from us now?Copy !req
86. No'paid for by" tagline.Copy !req
87. You've looked at it three times now,
what are you thinking?Copy !req
88. If I wanted to sink the Bartlet campaign,
this is exactly the ad I'd run.Copy !req
89. - In May?
- No.Copy !req
90. But I would show it to the other side
so they know not to hit me first.Copy !req
91. - Every campaign has one.
- We didn't.Copy !req
92. - Yes, we did.
- Yes, we did.Copy !req
93. "Honor, truth, morality."
It's an ad about MS.Copy !req
94. Do we make one
and keep it in a drawer?Copy !req
95. - I'll take care of it.
- Fine...Copy !req
96. - Did you see this?
- Last night.Copy !req
97. - I'm gonna talk to the counsel's office.
- You think it goes to the FBI?Copy !req
98. If it was stolen, I don't want Sam to end
up like a girlfriend of an indicted senator.Copy !req
99. - Do you believe it was stolen?
- No.Copy !req
100. How can he be an accomplice then?Copy !req
101. - You wanna find out?
- No.Copy !req
102. - We shouldn't go to the FBI yet.
- Might be multi-jurisdictional.Copy !req
103. - It probably crossed state...
- I'm saying no law enforcement.Copy !req
104. It's gonna seem like
we're trying to suck the FBI...Copy !req
105. into investigating Ritchie,
and the FBI works for us.Copy !req
106. - He's got a point.
- And we're tainted.Copy !req
107. - Just stick it in a drawer and forget it.
- No.Copy !req
108. What are you suggesting?Copy !req
109. - I sit down with Kevin Kahn.
- No.Copy !req
110. - No.
- Bruno?Copy !req
111. - Sorry?
- What do you think...Copy !req
112. about I sit down with Kevin Kahn?Copy !req
113. - No.
- Sam.Copy !req
114. - He's a friend of mine.
- I don't care if he did your bris.Copy !req
115. I don't trust Kevin Kahn,
and I don't know what this is yet.Copy !req
116. What is the danger?Copy !req
117. Where is the danger in my sitting down
with Kevin and saying:Copy !req
118. "Someone sent this to us.Copy !req
119. If it's you, we've got our own
in a drawer.Copy !req
120. If not, you've got a mole,
and we want nothing to do with it."Copy !req
121. How do we lose? In court,
in public, in the voting booth?Copy !req
122. There are only two things here.Copy !req
123. Either somebody's trying to hurt us,
or somebody's trying to help us.Copy !req
124. Just so you know.Copy !req
125. Would you talk to Leo?Copy !req
126. Yeah.Copy !req
127. - I have a meeting.
- Apologize for the skyboxes.Copy !req
128. - They weren't that bad.
- I was there.Copy !req
129. - How was Helsinki?
- Good. Good.Copy !req
130. I accidentally ate a moose.Copy !req
131. Let me look at this again, okay?Copy !req
132. - Morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
133. I've got an idea
for a new kind of awards show.Copy !req
134. Tell your entertainment divisions
about this.Copy !req
135. At the moment
the winner's name is called...Copy !req
136. the four nominees who didn't win...Copy !req
137. drop through a trap door
right under their seats.Copy !req
138. Am I crazy, or is that not
good television?Copy !req
139. - Speaking of good television...
- Yes, I've been asked by Bruno Gianelli...Copy !req
140. to apologize for the skyboxes.
We'll do better at the Garden.Copy !req
141. What about spinners? Last time,
you all staffed the president.Copy !req
142. There was no one around
during big speeches.Copy !req
143. We have a better surrogate program.
Governors, big mayors.Copy !req
144. Some of us will be available to you,
and some of us will staff the president.Copy !req
145. We come directly to you
if we need more floor passes.Copy !req
146. - Absolutely.
- We should really be talking...Copy !req
147. about programming.
- We have to.Copy !req
148. - Yes.
- And we have to call it programming.Copy !req
149. Call it what you like.
We call it programming.Copy !req
150. - The panels were a little dry last time.
- Two panels on deficit reduction.Copy !req
151. Monday night we've got real people
the president's met across the country...Copy !req
152. reading planks from the platform.
Scott O'Leary's doing the keynote.Copy !req
153. The Harlem Boys Choir sings the anthem.Copy !req
154. Tuesday's Mrs. Bartlet and Rev. Lydell.
A panel with women senators...Copy !req
155. on biomedical research,
breast-cancer progress...Copy !req
156. medical-privacy issues... .Copy !req
157. Look, a Dean Martin roast it ain't, but...Copy !req
158. We're talking about cutting back
on our coverage.Copy !req
159. You only covered two hours a night
last time. How much more...?Copy !req
160. We're talking about an hour.Copy !req
161. - You can't do an hour a night?
- That's the thing, you don't understand.Copy !req
162. We're talking about an hour
for each convention.Copy !req
163. We cover acceptance speeches,
that's it.Copy !req
164. One of these times you guys are gonna
say that, and it's gonna be true.Copy !req
165. - How long is it?
- Four or five hours. You'll be fine.Copy !req
166. - They do all the Henrys?
- They take all the Henrys, do a thing...Copy !req
167. and call it War of the Roses.Copy !req
168. I'm told by those that saw it,
it's spectacular.Copy !req
169. Catholic Charities bought out a theater.
We're gonna go and make some money.Copy !req
170. - It's fine except the part where we go.
- You know why?Copy !req
171. The Royal National Company's
got the King Henrys up there...Copy !req
172. and I'm still number one.
- I love it when you're like this.Copy !req
173. Let me ask you something.
Which Plantagenet do I remind you of?Copy !req
174. You wanna, please?Copy !req
175. - Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.Copy !req
176. We have reason to believe
there'll be an attack...Copy !req
177. on a U.S. military installation
sometime in the next 48 hours.Copy !req
178. We have a credible threat.Copy !req
179. We just got done with Helsinki
and the reactor.Copy !req
180. - Yes, sir.
- How do we know?Copy !req
181. The NSA's been monitoring web sites
of the Bahji cell operating out of Syria.Copy !req
182. They've been looking for picture codes,
and they intercepted cellular calls.Copy !req
183. Sir, that tracks with what our advisors
in Kazakhstan gave us this morning.Copy !req
184. The Russians have a prisoner
in Chechnya who verified it'll be military.Copy !req
185. - Which are the most vulnerable?
- The Navy's Fifth Fleet in Bahrain.Copy !req
186. Jaber Air Base, Kuwait.
Prince Sultan Air Base. Incirlik.Copy !req
187. - Seeb North Air Base.
- General?Copy !req
188. I'd like to order Force Protection Delta.Copy !req
189. Keep nonessentials off
and limit troop movement. Admiral?Copy !req
190. Yeah. Sir, I'd like all carriers
and destroyers into harbor...Copy !req
191. where we can give them
water security.Copy !req
192. So ordered. I don't care
if you know anything new or not...Copy !req
193. I need updates every half-hour
for the next 48 hours.Copy !req
194. - Yes, sir.
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
195. Look, this is obviously a...
Do not eat the fruit.Copy !req
196. This is obviously a negotiating position
for you. So, what is it you need?Copy !req
197. You want us to vote a member
of the Rules Committee out every night?Copy !req
198. The secretary should eat a jellyfish?Copy !req
199. You know what, sir?
Don't talk to me like I'm other people.Copy !req
200. The four of us are news directors.Copy !req
201. There isn't a day that we don't
beg the person we work for...Copy !req
202. to let us, for the love of Jesus Christ,
do the news.Copy !req
203. Is the Republican nominee Rob Ritchie?
Yes.Copy !req
204. Is his running mate Jeff Heston?
Yes. And that question...Copy !req
205. is even less suspenseful when
talking about the Democratic ticket.Copy !req
206. Will there be anything of any force
or consequence in the platform?Copy !req
207. No. Will there be a floor fight over it?
What does it matter?Copy !req
208. And you're huffed because the
four of us are questioning the wisdom...Copy !req
209. of presenting a four-day infomercial?Copy !req
210. In prime time under network news?
Simulcast?Copy !req
211. We'll show the acceptance speeches
and the balloons.Copy !req
212. The balloons aren't news,
but it's nice television.Copy !req
213. - Morning.
- Morning. This is Donovan, 7:02.Copy !req
214. - I've got Flamingo.
- That code name's not going away, is it?Copy !req
215. - Thank you, Jamie. Sleep well.
- Thank you.Copy !req
216. - I'm going shopping at lunch.
- Sure.Copy !req
217. - Where you going?
- Does it matter?Copy !req
218. I'd like to let the manager know
I'll be carrying a gun.Copy !req
219. I'm taking my niece Hogan
shopping for a dress for her junior prom.Copy !req
220. Okay.Copy !req
221. You're not gonna say Hogan
is strange for a girl?Copy !req
222. - For a boy too, I guess.
- My older brothers are golf crazies.Copy !req
223. Okay. Well...Copy !req
224. this is our first time out.
This is exciting.Copy !req
225. We're not under the president's
umbrella of protection...Copy !req
226. so there are things I wanna tell you.Copy !req
227. In a populated place, a department store,
I always walk ahead of you.Copy !req
228. I don't like more than five feet
between us...Copy !req
229. so if you ditch me, that's too far.Copy !req
230. Also, it would give me no choice
but to surround you...Copy !req
231. with department-store security
before you got to men's accessories.Copy !req
232. You're a very recognizable woman.
If you're surrounded by security...Copy !req
233. people are gonna point and stare.
- Anything else, Agent Sunshine?Copy !req
234. It's Special Agent Sunshine,
but that couldn't matter less.Copy !req
235. At the risk of being ungentlemanly,
I can't carry bags.Copy !req
236. - My hands have to be free.
- Plus, you're not my valet.Copy !req
237. Yeah, but I'm still growing,
and I got my eyes on the prize.Copy !req
238. - Barneys on Connecticut at 12:30.
- I'm optimistic.Copy !req
239. The stats of people being hurt...Copy !req
240. while buying a prom dress
are very encouraging.Copy !req
241. - It's a junior prom.
- Then you're fine.Copy !req
242. - Okay.
- I'll be around.Copy !req
243. - Good morning.
- Hey.Copy !req
244. Can I tell you about some early wires?
There's a buzz in the UAW that...Copy !req
245. That was a strange thing I just did.
I was telling him about shopping...Copy !req
246. for a junior-prom dress.
Then he referred to the prom...Copy !req
247. and I made a point of correcting him.Copy !req
248. Why? I felt so unnatural
while I was saying it.Copy !req
249. You were uncomfortable with the image
of someone old enough...Copy !req
250. to be the aunt of someone
going to the prom.Copy !req
251. And you didn't wanna be charged
for the extra year.Copy !req
252. I'd say that was ridiculous,
but I also referred to my older brothers.Copy !req
253. - Yeah?
- Isn't that what you do...Copy !req
254. when you meet a guy and you're... .Copy !req
255. Never mind. It was obviously some
kind of left-brain hip check.Copy !req
256. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
257. - Okay, the United Auto Workers.
- Yes. Talk to me about them.Copy !req
258. - Josh?
- Hey, Martha.Copy !req
259. I'm sorry to bother you.
I know you have a million things to do.Copy !req
260. - It's no problem.
- We have a record of your receiving...Copy !req
261. a gift from the Finnish Office
of Protocol. Sauna-cured meat.Copy !req
262. - Moose meat.
- Yeah. Showed up on eBay.Copy !req
263. - What are you talking about?
- Well, you know that's a no-no, right?Copy !req
264. - Yeah. I gave it to...
- Who?Copy !req
265. Nobody.Copy !req
266. - Sorry, Martha. I'll take care of it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
267. You can get back to your real job.Copy !req
268. The Washington Times is printing
their annual list of assistants' salaries.Copy !req
269. - Where do they get it?
- The White House has to submit it...Copy !req
270. to a sub-committee, and it traditionally
gets leaked by the opposition party.Copy !req
271. We were thinking that instead of giving
the press a reason to write a story...Copy !req
272. we won't bitch about our pay
for a month...Copy !req
273. so that we can deal with it the way
it should be dealt with, with our bosses.Copy !req
274. Okay, so no matter
what it says tomorrow...Copy !req
275. it's a privilege to serve our country.Copy !req
276. - Try not to use those exact words.
- I wasn't here last year.Copy !req
277. - The press cares what assistants say?
- We're not assistants in this story.Copy !req
278. We're White House staffers or prominent
Democrats tied to the president.Copy !req
279. - Got it.
- Thank you.Copy !req
280. - Jo-Jo?
- Good morning.Copy !req
281. - Did you try the moose meat?
- I didn't, and I'll tell you why.Copy !req
282. - I'm saving it for a special...
- It's up to 180 bucks on eBay.Copy !req
283. - EBay? Look...
- I don't understand.Copy !req
284. - You can't sell...
- I gave it to an intern.Copy !req
285. - You did?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
286. I appreciated you giving it to me,
but if I'm gonna eat a moose...Copy !req
287. there has to be some kind of prize
at the end.Copy !req
288. Who's the intern?Copy !req
289. - Well, how about if I'd rather not say.
- Donna.Copy !req
290. - Come on, I'll take care of it.
- Fire the intern.Copy !req
291. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
292. - You want phone messages?
- Yeah.Copy !req
293. Daniel Harris, the deputy whip's office,
Kevin Kahn, your father...Copy !req
294. - Kevin?
- Yeah.Copy !req
295. - He just called?
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. Get him back.Copy !req
297. I have Sam Seaborn
returning for Mr. Kahn.Copy !req
298. Line four.Copy !req
299. - Kevin.
- How you doing, Sam?Copy !req
300. - Fine.
- I hadn't talked to you in a month.Copy !req
301. - I wanted to check in.
- You're just calling?Copy !req
302. Yeah, I wanted to see
if you wanted to get lunch.Copy !req
303. You couldn't have called
at a better time.Copy !req
304. - One o'clock at Old Ebbitt, okay?
- Make it Patrick's at 1.Copy !req
305. - Ginger.
- Yeah?Copy !req
306. I have a lunch.Copy !req
307. We're expanding the potential target list.Copy !req
308. To include what?Copy !req
309. - Holy hell.
- Dover Air Force Base and Fort Myer.Copy !req
310. How could they have
the capability to strike a U.S. base?Copy !req
311. We're not sure, but we've
processed calls through a VR program.Copy !req
312. They identified Muhammed Sabeh,
a Bahji cell leader.Copy !req
313. Leo, he doesn't have
a history of empty rhetoric.Copy !req
314. - What would they be striking with?
- The calls refer to smuggled weaponry.Copy !req
315. We don't know what kind
or the level of force.Copy !req
316. Why those two?Copy !req
317. There are a couple dozen bases
on the seaboard that are bigger.Copy !req
318. - Why not the Carolinas?
- That has us concerned.Copy !req
319. What those bases have in common...Copy !req
320. is their proximity to another
military headquarters.Copy !req
321. It's Henry V, 3 Henry VI
and Henry VIII.Copy !req
322. - This is non-traditional Shakespeare.
- What does that mean? Sounds modern.Copy !req
323. The director uses music, song and
theatrical devices along the way.Copy !req
324. Well, it doesn't sound bad.
Let me ask you something.Copy !req
325. If Shakespeare wrote a play about me,
how many parts would it be?Copy !req
326. Sir.Copy !req
327. - Think about it.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
328. NSA has new cellular intercepts.Copy !req
329. The list now includes Dover in Delaware
and Fort Myer in Maryland.Copy !req
330. And they're close to putting
the White House on the list.Copy !req
331. - What are we doing?
- Combat Air Patrol's over D.C.Copy !req
332. And we've vectored aircraft
away from the District.Copy !req
333. Mr. President, I want you to start
getting yourself into a mental place...Copy !req
334. where you can order
an unidentified plane shot down.Copy !req
335. We're sealing a one-mile perimeter.Copy !req
336. Fitz is about to call and ask you to put
the Coast Guard on alert for the Atlantic.Copy !req
337. - Leaning on Arab intelligence sources?
- They're not what they used to be.Copy !req
338. - We're leaning on them?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
339. - We have to talk about the bunker.
- I'm not going.Copy !req
340. - Sir.
- I'm not going to the bunker.Copy !req
341. Sends a terrible sign.
I'm sitting in this room.Copy !req
342. - Ron and I have been through this.
- You haven't with me.Copy !req
343. I'm trying to tell you, if the time comes,
they're not gonna give you a choice.Copy !req
344. You're telling me
that the Secret Service...Copy !req
345. my own bodyguards
are gonna escort me to the bunker?Copy !req
346. Your feet may touch the ground a couple
of times along the way, but I doubt it.Copy !req
347. You said you didn't want taffeta,
but what do you think?Copy !req
348. I think it's great except for the taffeta.Copy !req
349. Do you like this?Copy !req
350. It's a little pink.Copy !req
351. Aunt C.J., stop looking
at the Vera Wangs.Copy !req
352. - Why?
- Because they cost a month's salary.Copy !req
353. But I'm the cool aunt, this is what I do.Copy !req
354. Look at this.Copy !req
355. Good gracious, black silk couture gown.Copy !req
356. I'd have to be 5'11"
to look good in that.Copy !req
357. As luck would have it,
that's my height exactly.Copy !req
358. - Go ahead.
- Thank you.Copy !req
359. I'm just gonna take this one too.Copy !req
360. What is it that you look for exactly?Copy !req
361. - You know it when you see it.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
362. Look this way.Copy !req
363. Now look this way.Copy !req
364. Now look this way.Copy !req
365. Now look this way.Copy !req
366. Now look at me.
What did you see?Copy !req
367. Over here, there was a mother
with two kids.Copy !req
368. Over here, there was a man in a coat,
and I can't remember what else.Copy !req
369. Over here was the checkout counter...Copy !req
370. and there were people there,
and I can't remember what else.Copy !req
371. - Anything bother you?
- No.Copy !req
372. What about the guy in the coat?Copy !req
373. - What about him?
- It's May. Why is he wearing a coat?Copy !req
374. - I don't know.
- I don't know either.Copy !req
375. But until one of us leaves the store,
I'm gonna know where he is.Copy !req
376. - So you're always looking.
- Yeah.Copy !req
377. We're actually not supposed
to talk that much.Copy !req
378. Sorry.Copy !req
379. So, what would it take for you
to brandish your weapon?Copy !req
380. What?Copy !req
381. - I mean, excuse me?
- What would it take right now...Copy !req
382. for you to just reach in
and brandish your weapon?Copy !req
383. Something pretty extraordinary.Copy !req
384. How long have you been
with the Secret Service?Copy !req
385. Well, I went to college basically
on an Army scholarship...Copy !req
386. which means after you get out,
you serve a number of years.Copy !req
387. I was with the Chicago P.D.
for a few years...Copy !req
388. and the Secret Service
for the last nine.Copy !req
389. - Have you ever brandished your weapon?
- Yes.Copy !req
390. Have you ever fired it?Copy !req
391. Yes.Copy !req
392. - What?
- I'm just trying to think...Copy !req
393. of when in the last nine years
an agent would've had to fire his gun.Copy !req
394. Unless you...Copy !req
395. You were at Rosslyn.Copy !req
396. Well, you're a good guy.Copy !req
397. - Sorry, am I not allowed to touch you?
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
398. Aunt C.J., you won't believe this.Copy !req
399. - What?
- Hogan, we're gonna tell her...Copy !req
400. another time, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
401. - Is Simon bothering you?
- No.Copy !req
402. If he ever does, I want you
to shriek at the top of your lungs, okay?Copy !req
403. Okay.Copy !req
404. Hey, Stacy.Copy !req
405. - Margaret.
- I thought Margaret was the girl...Copy !req
406. who worked here before.
- I'm that girl. I'm Margaret.Copy !req
407. - You changed your hair.
- No.Copy !req
408. Come on in.Copy !req
409. Someone asked me to give this to you.Copy !req
410. The CEQ is waiting for me down the hall.Copy !req
411. Two precinct captains from lowa
want jobs in Commerce.Copy !req
412. - What do you think?
- I don't care.Copy !req
413. Andrew Jackson said,"If there's a job
that can't be done by a Democrat...Copy !req
414. let's abolish the job."
- Okay.Copy !req
415. C.J. says AP asked
for his transcript and he said no.Copy !req
416. - Why?
- He took a semester of tap.Copy !req
417. - Seriously.
- I don't know. I'll ask him.Copy !req
418. Thanks.Copy !req
419. - And about the lowa thing?
- It may not get an answer today, okay?Copy !req
420. I don't wanna give him too much.Copy !req
421. When you say something like that,
I buy canned goods.Copy !req
422. - What's with this tape?
- You don't wanna see it on television.Copy !req
423. - What?
- I said, you don't wanna see it on TV.Copy !req
424. See you later.Copy !req
425. - Mr. Gianelli... .
- You call me Bruno.Copy !req
426. - You sounded funny on the phone.
- No, I was just surprised you called.Copy !req
427. - Why?
- I don't know.Copy !req
428. What do you think of us having lunch
or coffee once a month?Copy !req
429. We can be emissaries, maybe help
keep things under control if it gets bad.Copy !req
430. - Good idea.
- How about getting your candidate...Copy !req
431. to sign the Clean Campaign Pledge.
- He's the president.Copy !req
432. Yes, he is. I apologize.Copy !req
433. When was the last time
we saw a genuine dialogue?Copy !req
434. - McKinley versus Bryan.
- Instead of the Cross of Gold speech...Copy !req
435. - I'm sorry about the thing.
- What thing?Copy !req
436. - The open mike.
- I'm not talking about that.Copy !req
437. - I think you are.
- Sam, it was not that big a deal.Copy !req
438. - Most of us laughed about it.
- Really?Copy !req
439. Yeah.Copy !req
440. Look, something's happened,
and I wanna tell you about it.Copy !req
441. What?Copy !req
442. Somebody made an attack ad
and sent me a copy.Copy !req
443. - Who's getting attacked?
- The president.Copy !req
444. - They sent it to you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. - This is,"Morality, truth..."
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. - We've seen it.
- You've got a mole.Copy !req
447. We don't need it. We don't want it.Copy !req
448. Thank you. I'll get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
449. Hello.Copy !req
450. Hello.Copy !req
451. It's wrong of you
to make me fire the intern.Copy !req
452. - I'll fire him.
- No.Copy !req
453. - Why?
- First of all, it was moose sausage...Copy !req
454. not the prints to Los Alamos.
- This is the White House...Copy !req
455. and not Williams-Sonoma.
- An intern makes nothing.Copy !req
456. - He has to pay rent.
- He can't do it this way.Copy !req
457. And I'll make that clear to him.Copy !req
458. But he shouldn't be fired,
and you know why?Copy !req
459. Twenty years ago, 75 percent
of graduates from the Kennedy School...Copy !req
460. took jobs in public service.
Last year it was a third.Copy !req
461. - We need these people.
- All right.Copy !req
462. - Look, when Martha... Was it Martha?
- Yes.Copy !req
463. When she came to you
and you thought it was me...Copy !req
464. you wouldn't give her my name?Copy !req
465. - So let me...
- I said all right five minutes ago.Copy !req
466. - I was underlining my point.
- Nicely done.Copy !req
467. - Okay, I'm through.
- Excellent.Copy !req
468. We could guarantee them a floor fight.Copy !req
469. - Really?
- A good one.Copy !req
470. - For four nights?
- Whatever.Copy !req
471. - Okay.
- You got a better idea?Copy !req
472. What about corporate sponsorship?Copy !req
473. You think?Copy !req
474. Why do people foot the bill anyway?Copy !req
475. The Nabisco Democratic
National Convention?Copy !req
476. - Better than professional wrestling.
- How much better?Copy !req
477. - I don't know.
- I wouldn't mind hitting people.Copy !req
478. I could make it look real.Copy !req
479. - This is ridiculous.
- I'm telling you, they are not really...Copy !req
480. - I was in the room.
- They are not serious.Copy !req
481. I was in the room.Copy !req
482. He talks, and he wants to get
these things off his chest.Copy !req
483. But in the end, if we had Tiny Tim and
Miss-What's-Her-Name doing roll call...Copy !req
484. they would cover it like that.Copy !req
485. So let's give them a little bit...Copy !req
486. - There's...
- A little bit of what they want.Copy !req
487. - Like what?
- Well, me?Copy !req
488. I like animals that can do math.Copy !req
489. - You wanna help?
- I'm not that worried.Copy !req
490. - I was in the room!
- And?Copy !req
491. I don't believe it is possible that
these four people got together...Copy !req
492. and decided anything.Copy !req
493. Wait. How is it possible that they
got together and decided something?Copy !req
494. I mean, how is it possible
that they got together and agreed?Copy !req
495. - The penny drops.
- Bonnie?Copy !req
496. I still think it was about the skyboxes.Copy !req
497. Get me David Wolczek
at the Justice Department.Copy !req
498. - Yeah?
- The FBI says a Bahji communication...Copy !req
499. was traced to Khaled Madani.Copy !req
500. Which is one of 11 a.k.a. 's
used by Abdul Al-Yossi.Copy !req
501. This doesn't mean anything to me.Copy !req
502. INS says Khaled Madani is still
in this country on an expired visa.Copy !req
503. - Where?
- Bethesda.Copy !req
504. About a half-hour ago, agents raided
a duplex rented under his name.Copy !req
505. No one there, but they found
drawings and digital tape...Copy !req
506. of the National Archives
and the Supreme Court.Copy !req
507. These were detailed drawings...Copy !req
508. with exterior air vents and notations
of the number of guards posted.Copy !req
509. Are we able to take a guess
at where and when now?Copy !req
510. No, sir.Copy !req
511. What about Abdul Shareef?Copy !req
512. Isn't Shareef supposed to help us...Copy !req
513. with intelligence out of Qumar?
- He's not.Copy !req
514. We should put the president
on Marine One.Copy !req
515. I don't think we should.
They've doubled the counter-assault...Copy !req
516. on the surrounding buildings.Copy !req
517. If it's me, I say the president's grounded
till we know where Madani is.Copy !req
518. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
519. I'm not going to the bunker.Copy !req
520. Some people won't go to the bunker,
and when I get out...Copy !req
521. I won't be able to tell them
what to do, and I like doing that.Copy !req
522. Get Abbey to New Hampshire,
but I'm not going to the bunker.Copy !req
523. If you say I have to, I'll walk across
the alley with the chief justice...Copy !req
524. and I'll hand John Hoynes
my resignation.Copy !req
525. When he's sworn in, I'm telling him
to appoint me his vice president...Copy !req
526. because I'm not going down
to the bunker.Copy !req
527. If the agents come, they come, but tell
Ron to bring more than a couple of guys.Copy !req
528. - Bruce?
- Hey, Donna.Copy !req
529. - You put it on eBay?
- Somebody bought it.Copy !req
530. - I can't believe it.
- What?Copy !req
531. Something from the White House?
You know how embarrassing that is?Copy !req
532. - For who?
- For me, for Josh, for the president...Copy !req
533. everybody who works here, you.
- I don't work here. More accurately...Copy !req
534. I don't get paid here.
- I don't care.Copy !req
535. My landlord does.Copy !req
536. I file, copy, deliver, get coffee,
get pizza, and I do it for free.Copy !req
537. That's exactly what you signed up for.
You had to jump through hoops to get it.Copy !req
538. - Were you lied to?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
539. That's all that matters.
You're like a college athlete justifying... .Copy !req
540. This is what you signed up for.Copy !req
541. Now, you're not gonna be fired,
but you are gonna be transferred.Copy !req
542. - And you have to give me $210.
- Why?Copy !req
543. - I'm the one who got it off eBay.
- It's covering a check I wrote already.Copy !req
544. I'm out $210 for free moose meat
I didn't want in the first place?Copy !req
545. Sorry.Copy !req
546. Go back to work.Copy !req
547. - What?
- This.Copy !req
548. Sam's encouraging the president
to sign the Clean Campaign Pledge.Copy !req
549. - What the hell...?
- Then they talk about the tape.Copy !req
550. - Is this all of them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
551. Excuse me.Copy !req
552. We understand you have a counter offer.Copy !req
553. Yeah. You broadcast all four nights
of the convention.Copy !req
554. - Why?
- The public owns the airwaves, not you.Copy !req
555. You have a legal obligation
to serve the public.Copy !req
556. The public could care less about
the nominating conventions.Copy !req
557. - So why?
- You have an FCC public obligation.Copy !req
558. Show me a station
that lost its license...Copy !req
559. for not running
public-interest programming.Copy !req
560. - I can't.
- So why?Copy !req
561. If you don't, the Justice Department
investigates you for antitrust violations.Copy !req
562. - Antitrust violations?
- A joint decision not to compete...Copy !req
563. for the best convention programming.
- You're accusing us of conspiring...Copy !req
564. to not show a money-losing program?Copy !req
565. Not me so much as
the Justice Department.Copy !req
566. Fifteen U.S.C., Section One:
"Every contract, combination...Copy !req
567. or conspiracy in restraint
of trade or commerce is illegal.Copy !req
568. Every person who shall engage
in any combination..."Copy !req
569. All right, we get it. We all have lawyers
that we'll have to talk to.Copy !req
570. Yes. No.Copy !req
571. There won't be a horse race to cover
either in New York or San Diego.Copy !req
572. But we gave you the airwaves
for free 70 years ago.Copy !req
573. And 357 days a year...Copy !req
574. you could say who's up, who's down,
who won the West and lost the South.Copy !req
575. But what's wrong with eight days,
not every year, but every four years...Copy !req
576. showing our leaders talking to us?
Not part of what they said...Copy !req
577. but what they said.Copy !req
578. - And then the balloons.
- Like I said...Copy !req
579. - You have to talk to lawyers.
- Yes.Copy !req
580. Talk to the lawyers.Copy !req
581. - What did I tell you?
- About what?Copy !req
582. About not meeting with Kevin Kahn.Copy !req
583. - He called me. It was out of the blue.
- It was?Copy !req
584. We're good friends.
He wants to keep things civil. He...Copy !req
585. - He leaked it to the press.
- What?Copy !req
586. - Your lunch.
- You're wrong.Copy !req
587. He leaked it to the press.Copy !req
588. He's got you in favor of the pledge.Copy !req
589. And you gave him the tape.Copy !req
590. - I didn't...
- This is three, four, I don't know...Copy !req
591. a dozen news cycles where
we're playing politics and losing.Copy !req
592. The pledge is their idea.Copy !req
593. Any move we make on it, we lose.
Any move they make, they win.Copy !req
594. I agree, this is bad.Copy !req
595. - And I take full responsibility.
- This isn't bad, Sam.Copy !req
596. Let me show you bad.Copy !req
597. Throwing mud to cover up his failure.Copy !req
598. Refusing to sign
a Clean Campaign Pledge...Copy !req
599. so he won't have to defend
his broken promises. Jed Bartlet...Copy !req
600. was for internal use only.Copy !req
601. The Ritchie campaign reports...Copy !req
602. that it had no part
in production of the ad...Copy !req
603. and does not know how
the Bartlet camp obtained it.Copy !req
604. - It alludes to President Bartlet's MS...
- Oh, God.Copy !req
605. and also accuses him
of campaign mudslinging...Copy !req
606. a tactic the Ritchie camp
has refused to embrace.Copy !req
607. It's on free media. Everywhere.
All day. All night.Copy !req
608. All free.Copy !req
609. You got played, Sam.Copy !req
610. And you forgot that all warfare
is based on deception.Copy !req
611. One of these times,
you guys are gonna listen.Copy !req
612. Or you're gonna find out what the
crappy end of inauguration day feels like.Copy !req
613. Although most Americans
claimed to detest...Copy !req
614. negative ad campaigns in the past...Copy !req
615. they have often proven to be
an effective tool in American politics.Copy !req
616. In other news...Copy !req
617. I can't believe you did that.Copy !req
618. - I can't believe you did that!
- Go to hell.Copy !req
619. - What happened...?
- With the open mike?Copy !req
620. - It was a mistake!
- Crap.Copy !req
621. - You said you laughed.
- You think I laughed?Copy !req
622. - You said...
- You think I laughed?Copy !req
623. So that's what this is about?
That's what this is about?Copy !req
624. You made a punch line
out of my candidate.Copy !req
625. Is it gonna happen again?
I think it will.Copy !req
626. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
627. I think it will too.Copy !req
628. Sir?Copy !req
629. You can send him in.Copy !req
630. - They arrested him.
- Oakland, California.Copy !req
631. The Coast Guard boarded
and seized a 50-foot boat...Copy !req
632. 200 yards off the Port of Oakland.Copy !req
633. - What did they find on board?
- 5000 keys of ammonium nitrate...Copy !req
634. and a gallon of diesel fuel.
- What was the target?Copy !req
635. - Fort Point.
- That wasn't on the list.Copy !req
636. Well, it's military,
which was consistent...Copy !req
637. but decommissioned, which wasn't.
It's not a very valuable asset.Copy !req
638. - Why'd they want it?
- Because of what's above it.Copy !req
639. The Golden Gate Bridge.Copy !req
640. The fort fronts the anchorage
and the suspension cable tie-downs.Copy !req
641. - We didn't know anything.
- We knew enough.Copy !req
642. I'm gonna ask this again,
where the hell was Shareef?Copy !req
643. We're not entirely ready
to answer that yet.Copy !req
644. What do you mean?Copy !req
645. We've been getting a great deal of help
from the Russians since Helsinki.Copy !req
646. They've further interrogated
the Chechnyan...Copy !req
647. who gave us the target alert
in the first place.Copy !req
648. The prisoner says he worked with
a Bahji operative who reported...Copy !req
649. To who?Copy !req
650. Abdul Shareef.Copy !req
651. Are you telling me
the Qumari defense minister...Copy !req
652. may have ordered an attack
on the Golden Gate Bridge?Copy !req
653. We're not ready to say.Copy !req
654. - We have a diplomatic relationship.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
655. He's coming here.Copy !req
656. Shareef is coming here
in, like, 10 days, isn't he?Copy !req
657. Yes, sir.Copy !req
658. - Get ready to say.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
659. - Thank you.
- Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
660. This is Dawson, 8:09.
I've got Flamingo.Copy !req
661. - Jamie, could you give us a second?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
662. Come here.Copy !req
663. - Me?
- Yes.Copy !req
664. What were you and Hogan talking about
that you would tell me later?Copy !req
665. I was on Eagle's protection detail
in Rosslyn.Copy !req
666. - I didn't know that.
- No, it's just...Copy !req
667. Thank you.Copy !req
668. I'm sorry?Copy !req
669. I just said, thank you.Copy !req
670. Okay.Copy !req
671. Well, I should get going.
Have a good night.Copy !req
672. Good night.Copy !req