1. Previously on The West Wing:Copy !req
2. The President will be announcing
a blue-ribbon commissionCopy !req
3. to study the long-term future
of entitlement programs.Copy !req
4. We want you
to go to a meeting.
With who?Copy !req
5. A Democrat on the
ethics committee.Copy !req
6. You set me up
with my ex-wife.Copy !req
7. Come sit next to me.
I'm a responsible adult.Copy !req
8. I'm a member
of the United States Congress.Copy !req
9. Danny.
Does the White HouseCopy !req
10. make a crusade out ofCopy !req
11. defending the rights
of drug users?Copy !req
12. Oh, please.Copy !req
13. Now we have some questionsCopy !req
14. about drug use in general
and marijuana in particular.Copy !req
15. Yeah?Copy !req
16. JerseyGirl wants
to know if marijuana
can make you sterile.Copy !req
17. Is this JerseyGirl
asking the questionCopy !req
18. or JerseyBoyfriend?Copy !req
19. Both.Copy !req
20. Okay, well, there's no evidence
so far that marijuanaCopy !req
21. has a permanent effect
on the male or female
reproductive systems.Copy !req
22. A few studies have suggested
that heavy marijuana useCopy !req
23. may have an effect
on male testicular functionCopy !req
24. but that effect
would be reversibleCopy !req
25. so if JerseyBoyfriend
is concernedCopy !req
26. he should mention it
to his doctor.Copy !req
27. PIXALADD wants to know if
marijuana can cause cancer.Copy !req
28. No conclusive study to date
has shown that it does.Copy !req
29. However— and this
is a big however—Copy !req
30. cellular genetic
and human studies all suggestCopy !req
31. that, uh, the smoke from pot
is a risk factorCopy !req
32. in acquiring
respiratory diseaseCopy !req
33. so, if PIXALADD wants to be ableCopy !req
34. to walk up a flight of stairs
without throwing upCopy !req
35. he should put the bong
back in the closetCopy !req
36. behind the Allman Brothers
albums where it belongs.Copy !req
37. I'm done?Copy !req
38. Yeah.Copy !req
39. Efficiency, Donna.Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. Efficiency and
professionalismCopy !req
42. and we're out of here at
9:00 on a Wednesday night.Copy !req
43. Doesn't hurt
the President's in Tokyo.Copy !req
44. Yeah, well, there does
seem to be a little
less work to doCopy !req
45. when he's in a
different hemisphere,
but nonetheless...Copy !req
46. Efficiency
and professionalism.Copy !req
47. With a healthy dollop
of leadership skills.Copy !req
48. The well-placed,
well-worded memo.Copy !req
49. Nobody goes off
the reservation.Copy !req
50. Everybody does their job.Copy !req
51. Turn off your computer.
Let's go.Copy !req
52. No, I'm going to stay
and watch this.Copy !req
53. I think maybe
you should, too.Copy !req
54. What is it?Copy !req
55. The Surgeon General's
doing an on-line chat.Copy !req
56. What's she
talking about?Copy !req
57. Decriminalizing marijuana.Copy !req
58. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
59. What's she
talking about?Copy !req
60. "Do you favor
the decriminalization
of marijuana?"Copy !req
61. "That's not for me to say.Copy !req
62. "I can tell you
that marijuanaCopy !req
63. poses no greater public
health risk than nicotine
or alcohol..."Copy !req
64. "... and doesn't share
the same addictive propertiesCopy !req
65. as heroin and LSD."Copy !req
66. "Yet, bizarrely, to many of us
in the health care professionCopy !req
67. "the law categorizes
it as a Schedule One
narcotic...Copy !req
68. while putting a
government seal on
a pack of cigarettes."Copy !req
69. Yeah, somebody
didn't get your memo.Copy !req
70. [Captioning sponsored by
NBCCopy !req
71. WARNER BROS. TELEVISIONCopy !req
72. and "TOYOTACopy !req
73. More choices. Better selection.
Experience Toyota today."]Copy !req
74. C.J.?Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. I need you
to take a look at this.Copy !req
77. What is it?Copy !req
78. It's a transcript
of an on-line chatCopy !req
79. Millicent Griffith
just did— page eight.Copy !req
80. Toby's headed to his office
and Sam's on the phone.Copy !req
81. I can't talk to him
right now.Copy !req
82. He says it's important.Copy !req
83. I'm going to be there
in a minute.Copy !req
84. "The Allman Brothers"?Copy !req
85. It gets a lot worse.Copy !req
86. "... marijuana poses
no greater public
health riskCopy !req
87. "than nicotine
or alcohol...Copy !req
88. "... doesn't show the same
addictive properties as...Copy !req
89. bizarrely
categorizes it as..."Copy !req
90. And... I quit.Copy !req
91. Let's go.Copy !req
92. Is she kidding
me with this?Copy !req
93. No.Copy !req
94. When did it happen?Copy !req
95. She finished
five minutes ago.Copy !req
96. Talk me through
the next 12 hours.Copy !req
97. These people
got a story.Copy !req
98. I guarantee they've
called AP already—Copy !req
99. Carol, get me
the wires.Copy !req
100. Yeah.Copy !req
101. It's too late for
the Times and the PostCopy !req
102. but LA and San Francisco
will have itCopy !req
103. and it'll be
above the fold.Copy !req
104. The Today Show
will lead with it.Copy !req
105. Russert's going to
do a segment...Copy !req
106. Toby...Copy !req
107. Guys, I'm in the Blue Ribbon
meeting.Copy !req
108. I got Labor yelling at me.Copy !req
109. I got a real situation
developing over there.Copy !req
110. We've got a bit
of a situationCopy !req
111. developing here, Toby.Copy !req
112. What's going on?Copy !req
113. Read that.
Page eight.Copy !req
114. Why didn't you call me?Copy !req
115. While it was happening?Copy !req
116. Yes.Copy !req
117. So you could do what?Copy !req
118. When did it happen?Copy !req
119. She finished about
five or ten minutes ago.Copy !req
120. You saw it happen?Copy !req
121. Yeah.Copy !req
122. Why didn't you get me?
What were you going to do?Copy !req
123. End the interview.Copy !req
124. How?Copy !req
125. By ending it.Copy !req
126. Listen, something's happened.
We know.Copy !req
127. How do you know?Copy !req
128. Josh was watching
it in real time.Copy !req
129. I'm not going to belay into
the computer screen, Toby.Copy !req
130. What are you talking about?
The Surgeon General.Copy !req
131. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
132. Never mind.
What did Griffith do?Copy !req
133. She reversed
our position
on marijuana.Copy !req
134. All right, first things first—
what time is it in Tokyo?Copy !req
135. They're 14 hours ahead.Copy !req
136. I thought it was 13.
Eastern Daylight.Copy !req
137. So it's 14 hours ahead.Copy !req
138. We're sure it's ahead
and not behind?Copy !req
139. Guys, there are clocks
on the wall.Copy !req
140. Okay, so it's almost
11:00 in Tokyo.Copy !req
141. Ginger...
Yes.Copy !req
142. Yeah.
Get Larry and Ed.Copy !req
143. And anybody
left in my office.Copy !req
144. We'll be in the Roosevelt Room.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry. 11:00 in the morning,
11:00 in the afternoon?Copy !req
146. C.J.:
It's 11:00 a.m.Copy !req
147. "The Allman Brothers"?Copy !req
148. Keep reading.Copy !req
149. If it's not a story
until tomorrow morningCopy !req
150. then they won't have
it till tomorrow nightCopy !req
151. so we bought a day.Copy !req
152. We bought two days.
How?Copy !req
153. The plane ride.
When does he leave?Copy !req
154. 7:00 p.m. Thursday.Copy !req
155. Tomorrow? Local time?
Yes.Copy !req
156. Which local—
theirs or ours?Copy !req
157. It will be 7:00 p.m.
Thursday in Japan
when he leaves.Copy !req
158. And he lands here when?Copy !req
159. Okay, the flight
is 13 hours long...Copy !req
160. This isn't happening.Copy !req
161. He's going to travel
eastward from TokyoCopy !req
162. leaving at 7:00 p.m.Copy !req
163. so when he crosses
the International Dateline...Copy !req
164. He'll have traveled
back in time to what?Copy !req
165. 3:00 a.m.
Which puts him downCopy !req
166. in Washington
6:00 p.m. Thursday.Copy !req
167. He's going to land
in WashingtonCopy !req
168. an hour before
he took off?Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. And that's not a storyCopy !req
171. that beats the Surgeon General?Copy !req
172. Toby, they're calling for you
over there.Copy !req
173. I'm going to go get
yelled at some more.Copy !req
174. Josh, you need
to get Leo.Copy !req
175. Yeah.
Call Tokyo.Copy !req
176. Carol's got the wires.Copy !req
177. Thanks.Copy !req
178. Those clocks should be
in military time.Copy !req
179. Yeah, 'cause that's
less confusing.Copy !req
180. The man's gone 150 hours.Copy !req
181. How can it be Thursday
the whole time?Copy !req
182. Listen, Japan is
nine hours ahead of
Greenwich Mean Time...Copy !req
183. Don't.Copy !req
184. Sophie, this is Donna Moss.
Could you locate the ChiefCopy !req
185. of Staff for me?
What were you talking
about before?Copy !req
186. I've just been told
by someone I believeCopy !req
187. that a full-page ad taken outCopy !req
188. by the Family Values
Leadership CouncilCopy !req
189. is going to appear
in 22 newspapers tomorrow.Copy !req
190. It lists many prominent people
and it congratulates themCopy !req
191. for denouncing the movie
Prince of New York.Copy !req
192. Margaret,
I've got Josh for him.Copy !req
193. So what's the problem?Copy !req
194. The President is oneCopy !req
195. of the prominent people
they congratulate.Copy !req
196. The President
denounced the movie?
No.Copy !req
197. Then how can they
run that ad?Copy !req
198. I have no idea...Copy !req
199. but I don't like who
we're being congratulated by.Copy !req
200. Josh?Copy !req
201. Yeah.Copy !req
202. Yeah, Leo, we've got
a couple problems here.Copy !req
203. I'm here.Copy !req
204. Thanks.Copy !req
205. We're doing this again?Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. 'Cause I just got you off
that little bellman's thing.Copy !req
208. Here's my problem.Copy !req
209. The AARP wants
the PresidentCopy !req
210. to put Seth Gillette
on the Commission.Copy !req
211. So does the AFL-CIO—
it's important to themCopy !req
212. and, I think, for that reason,
it's got to beCopy !req
213. important to us.
There's another good reason.Copy !req
214. It neutralizes him.
He can'tCopy !req
215. attack the Commission
if he's on it.Copy !req
216. Which is why
if we ask he'll say no.Copy !req
217. Maybe, maybe not.Copy !req
218. Yeah, but we can't risk that.Copy !req
219. First of all, we need him
on the CommissionCopy !req
220. or else labor and seniorsCopy !req
221. will be suspicious
from the get-go.Copy !req
222. Second, if he's not going to be
on the CommissionCopy !req
223. it can't be
'cause he turned us down.Copy !req
224. So either we get him
on the CommissionCopy !req
225. or if we don't, make sure
it's 'cause we never asked him.Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Sam, he's on the phone.Copy !req
228. Thanks.Copy !req
229. Yeah, I don't know
the answer to that.Copy !req
230. Thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. Charlie.Copy !req
233. Moshimoshi.Copy !req
234. Konichiwa, Sam.Copy !req
235. Ikaga dess ka.Copy !req
236. Yeah, listen.Copy !req
237. Did you have
a phone conversationCopy !req
238. with a movie producer
named Morgan Ross?Copy !req
239. Yeah, last week.Copy !req
240. Can you tell me
about that conversation?Copy !req
241. He's got a movie coming out.Copy !req
242. Prince of New York.Copy !req
243. Yeah, they wanted to screen it
at the White House.Copy !req
244. What did you say?Copy !req
245. They sent me the print the week
before and I looked at it.Copy !req
246. And you passed?Copy !req
247. Yeah.Copy !req
248. Charlie, was the PresidentCopy !req
249. involved in that decision
at all?Copy !req
250. Nah, he lets me
choose the movies.Copy !req
251. I just didn't think he'd like itCopy !req
252. so I got Dial M for Murder
instead.Copy !req
253. Sam?Copy !req
254. Okay.Copy !req
255. Domo arigato.Copy !req
256. Yeah.Copy !req
257. Well, there'd be fallout
from women votersCopy !req
258. and I'm pretty sure the AMACopy !req
259. to say nothing
of the First Lady.Copy !req
260. Yeah.Copy !req
261. Leo?Copy !req
262. I've got about nine people
on a conference callCopy !req
263. at several points
of longitude.Copy !req
264. When's your first briefing?Copy !req
265. An hour.
Can you show support
for the Surgeon GeneralCopy !req
266. without supporting
her policy?Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. Show me.
Try me.Copy !req
269. C.J., did you knowCopy !req
270. that Dr. Griffith
was going to criticizeCopy !req
271. the administration's drug policy
last night?Copy !req
272. I don't agree with
your characterization
of her comments.Copy !req
273. I think she expressed
her opinion aboutCopy !req
274. the health effects
of certain illegal drugs.Copy !req
275. Well, she basically called for
the legalization of marijuana.Copy !req
276. Does the President
agree with her?Copy !req
277. Wrong again, and I'd refer youCopy !req
278. to the Surgeon General's
comments.Copy !req
279. When asked if marijuana
should be legalizedCopy !req
280. she said, and I'm quoting,
"It's not for me to say."Copy !req
281. And she's right and it's
important that people
understand this:Copy !req
282. The Surgeon General
is not a lawmaker.Copy !req
283. She doesn't set drug policy,
the President doesCopy !req
284. and the President is 100%
against legalizing drugsCopy !req
285. including marijuana.
Yeah.Copy !req
286. Leo, I can take it
to the next step.Copy !req
287. Okay.Copy !req
288. Okay.Copy !req
289. Leo wants me
to show her support?Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. Josh?
Yeah.Copy !req
292. While I'm showing her supportCopy !req
293. what are you showing her?Copy !req
294. The door.Copy !req
295. C.J.:
Hang on. Katie?Copy !req
296. Did you know
the Surgeon General wasCopy !req
297. going to criticizeCopy !req
298. the administration's drug policy
last night?"Copy !req
299. C.J.:
Well, first of all, I disagreeCopy !req
300. with your characterization
of her comments.Copy !req
301. She expressed her opinionCopy !req
302. about the health effects
of certain illegal drugs. Jeff?Copy !req
303. I'm sorry,
but didn't she say...?Copy !req
304. Actually, what she did say,
and I quote isCopy !req
305. that there has been
no conclusive study to date
Josh?Copy !req
306. to show
that marijuana causes cancer.Copy !req
307. Dr. Griffith.Copy !req
308. However—
and I'm still quoting...Copy !req
309. You want to come in?Copy !req
310. and this is a big however—
Yeah.Copy !req
311. "Cellular genetic and
human studies all suggest..."Copy !req
312. How have you
been feeling?Copy !req
313. Well.Copy !req
314. They're checking your blood
pressure once a week?Copy !req
315. Yeah, 130/87.Copy !req
316. Hmm, it's a little high.Copy !req
317. What about the right leg
and arm?Copy !req
318. There's a
little stiffness.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. You know the guys at G.W.
did a fantastic job.Copy !req
321. It's a beautiful scar.Copy !req
322. When have
you seen my scar?Copy !req
323. At the hospital.Copy !req
324. I don't remember.Copy !req
325. You were unconscious.
How about your back?Copy !req
326. There's some pain.Copy !req
327. It's in your head.Copy !req
328. Along with all
manner of things.Copy !req
329. Well, you know, JoshCopy !req
330. just because the
white supremacists
didn't kill youCopy !req
331. doesn't mean that crap
you eat isn't going to.Copy !req
332. I eat fine.Copy !req
333. You eat like you're
still in college.Copy !req
334. I was in great shape in college.Copy !req
335. You were 19 in college.Copy !req
336. You could eat TupperwareCopy !req
337. and your system
would deal with it.Copy !req
338. Millicent, what were you
thinking about?Copy !req
339. I was asked a question, Josh.Copy !req
340. I understand.Copy !req
341. But your answers...Copy !req
342. My answers
were correct.Copy !req
343. Is anyone challenging
me on the facts?Copy !req
344. Not yet.Copy !req
345. Well, they won't.Copy !req
346. As a doctor, I have
an obligation to
tell the truth.Copy !req
347. Come to think of
it, as a personCopy !req
348. I have that
obligation as well.Copy !req
349. The truth is different
if you're a GPCopy !req
350. or a member
of the Stanford Faculty ClubCopy !req
351. than if you'reCopy !req
352. the country's chief
medical practitioner.Copy !req
353. Well, no, I think truth is
pretty much truthCopy !req
354. across the board,
never more soCopy !req
355. than if you're the country's
chief medical practitioner.Copy !req
356. Did you know
that 69% of AmericansCopy !req
357. oppose legalization?Copy !req
358. The number gets a lot higher
Only 23% suthan thatCopy !req
359. if you ask people under 30.Copy !req
360. Well, that's a shock.Copy !req
361. Did you know that the number
gets even higher than thatCopy !req
362. if you limit the polling sample
to Bob Marley and the Wailers?Copy !req
363. I mention that
particular age groupCopy !req
364. because an awful lot of
them seem to be in prison.Copy !req
365. Is that what this is about?Copy !req
366. No.Copy !req
367. The criminal justice system isCopy !req
368. nowhere near your jurisdiction.Copy !req
369. I wasn't commenting
on the system...Copy !req
370. Millicent...Copy !req
371. I wasn't commenting
on the system.Copy !req
372. "Yet, bizarrely,
the law categorizes itCopy !req
373. as a Schedule One narcotic."Copy !req
374. I was commenting on medicine.Copy !req
375. I've had three conversations
with Leo McGarryCopy !req
376. in the last 12 hours.Copy !req
377. The reason
I've come here...Copy !req
378. Josh, I'm not a politicianCopy !req
379. but it's not like I haven't
lived here for two years.Copy !req
380. C.J.'s up there right now
giving you our support.Copy !req
381. I'm sorry,
but we need you to resign.Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. Dr. Griffith, I say this
with all possible respectCopy !req
384. but you serve at the pleasure
of the President.Copy !req
385. And I'll continue to right up
until the moment he fires me.Copy !req
386. Okay.Copy !req
387. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
388. Josh...Copy !req
389. See the doctor, get a lollipop.Copy !req
390. and the fact that the
President disagrees with herCopy !req
391. doesn't mean
he's going to fire her.Copy !req
392. The Surgeon General's
an executive appointeeCopy !req
393. and the President stands
by his staff.Copy !req
394. Excellent.Copy !req
395. There's a full-page ad
that appears in today's Times.Copy !req
396. In fact, I've been told that
it might have appearedCopy !req
397. in as many as 22 papers
this morning.Copy !req
398. The ad was taken outCopy !req
399. by the Family Values Leadership
Council and praisesCopy !req
400. among others, the PresidentCopy !req
401. for denouncing a movie that's
opening next week calledCopy !req
402. Prince of New York.
Yes.Copy !req
403. Do you know
anything about it?Copy !req
404. No, I don't know what the hell's
going on there.Copy !req
405. C.J., the President
didn't denounce it?Copy !req
406. Not unless he did it
in the showerCopy !req
407. but he hasn't denounced
it to meCopy !req
408. and he certainly hasn't
to the public.Copy !req
409. That's all.
See you this afternoon.Copy !req
410. Sam's here.Copy !req
411. Thank you.Copy !req
412. Good job.Copy !req
413. Please tell me
what's going on
with this movie.Copy !req
414. It's called
Prince of New York.Copy !req
415. Right.Copy !req
416. There's been some controversy
about it...Copy !req
417. Sex and violence?Copy !req
418. And religious imagery.Copy !req
419. Family and religious groups are
organizing boycotts.Copy !req
420. Right.Copy !req
421. The studio phone-banks CharlieCopy !req
422. 'cause they want a screening
and Charlie passes.Copy !req
423. Why?
'Cause he did.Copy !req
424. The producer goes on Imus and
says Bartlet's a cowardCopy !req
425. who's siding
with puritanical censorsCopy !req
426. and that Hollywood should knowCopy !req
427. he's no friend
of the First Amendment.Copy !req
428. And then the Family Values
Leadership Council took outCopy !req
429. an ad congratulating us
for that?Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. Seriously, I quit.Copy !req
432. Here's the thing...Copy !req
433. Wait, wait.Copy !req
434. We've got these people...
we've got industry people...Copy !req
435. Prince of New York is
Morgan Ross's movie.Copy !req
436. Morgan Ross went on Imus?Copy !req
437. Well, he did it
by phone, but...Copy !req
438. Morgan Ross called
the President a coward?Copy !req
439. He didn't call him
a coward as much asCopy !req
440. he called him "cowardly,"
which is different.Copy !req
441. How's it different?Copy !req
442. It's not. But still...Copy !req
443. I'm going
to crush him.Copy !req
444. C.J...Copy !req
445. This guy's trying to get
a little free mediaCopy !req
446. by screwing with us.Copy !req
447. Look...Copy !req
448. I'm the enforcer, Sam.
I'm going to crush him.Copy !req
449. I'm going to make him cry,
and then I'mCopy !req
450. going to tell his mama about it.Copy !req
451. You're not going to
make him cry.Copy !req
452. You want to watch me
make him cry?Copy !req
453. I believe that you can
make him cry.Copy !req
454. I'm saying you're not
going to do it.Copy !req
455. Sam...Copy !req
456. We're meeting with
these people tomorrow.Copy !req
457. I'll straighten things
out with Morgan Ross.Copy !req
458. Just keep telling
the press thatCopy !req
459. you don't know
anything?Copy !req
460. That shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
461. Thank you.Copy !req
462. Danny Concannon's on
the phoneCopy !req
463. and I think
you should take it.Copy !req
464. Why?Copy !req
465. He wants the President's
reaction to a commentCopy !req
466. about the situation
with Millicent Griffith.Copy !req
467. Who made the comment?Copy !req
468. That's the thing.Copy !req
469. Carol...Copy !req
470. It was Eleanor.Copy !req
471. Eleanor who?Copy !req
472. It was Eleanor Bartlet.Copy !req
473. Hey, it's C.J.Copy !req
474. Toby, it's not that we don't
understand your predicamentCopy !req
475. but I'm telling youCopy !req
476. the Commission will not be
credible with our peopleCopy !req
477. unless they know there's someone
on it who's a friend of labor.Copy !req
478. And a friend
of seniors.Copy !req
479. The President's a friend
of laborCopy !req
480. a friend of seniors,
a friend of small animals.Copy !req
481. Toby...Copy !req
482. We're running out
of time, Lenny.Copy !req
483. We announced this thing
at the State of the Union.Copy !req
484. We've got to
get it going.Copy !req
485. The State of the Union's
your problem.Copy !req
486. Nobody brought us in.Copy !req
487. And I for one
am not sureCopy !req
488. I see a need for
emergency-like speed.Copy !req
489. Really?Copy !req
490. If current economic conditions
continue...Copy !req
491. Forever?Copy !req
492. If we never have another
recession ever again?Copy !req
493. Then the fund can withstand
all of 30 yearsCopy !req
494. before going bankrupt.Copy !req
495. Unfortunately, the actuarial
tables sayCopy !req
496. I won't be dead yet.Copy !req
497. Guys, Gillette's
a tough needle to thread.Copy !req
498. I want to know that we have
your trust;Copy !req
499. that whoever we do get will look
out for your interestsCopy !req
500. and that you therefore will
support the Commission.Copy !req
501. Can I assume
from your total silenceCopy !req
502. and blank faces that
you're all with me?Copy !req
503. Maybe if we talk
some more.Copy !req
504. Oh, could we?Copy !req
505. Josh.
C.J., listen...Copy !req
506. She didn't?Copy !req
507. No. Leo's going to need
to talk to her.Copy !req
508. In the meantimeCopy !req
509. you should start
to walk back some
of what you said...Copy !req
510. There's something stickierCopy !req
511. than the support
I gave her in the
press room.Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. Danny Concannon's quoting
Eleanor Bartlet.Copy !req
514. She said, "My father won't fire
the Surgeon General.Copy !req
515. He would never do that."Copy !req
516. Eleanor?
Yeah.Copy !req
517. You mean Zoey.Copy !req
518. No, it was Eleanor.Copy !req
519. They're trying
to export their wayCopy !req
520. out of their own economic
problems.Copy !req
521. Yes, sir.Copy !req
522. And by dumping low-priced steel
on the U.S.Copy !req
523. you know what
they're asking for?Copy !req
524. A protectionist response?Copy !req
525. They're begging for a
protectionist response.Copy !req
526. Steel and mining employ
170,000 workers.Copy !req
527. They're not going to
sit aroundCopy !req
528. while discount steel
comes flying into—Copy !req
529. How you doing?Copy !req
530. They're going to want
retaliatory tariffsCopy !req
531. and you know what
that means?Copy !req
532. A return to Smoot-Hawley
and the Great Depression.Copy !req
533. A return to Smoot-Hawley
and the Great Depression.Copy !req
534. You should go
to Japan and tell
them that, sir.Copy !req
535. Charlie.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
536. Leo, I'm walking over
to the press and telling themCopy !req
537. the retaliatory tariffs
are goingCopy !req
538. to cost American tax payers
$800,000 for every job saved.Copy !req
539. We're not taking questions.
Let's get in the car.Copy !req
540. What's going on?Copy !req
541. Eleanor made a comment
on the recordCopy !req
542. and you can't answer
questions right now.Copy !req
543. Eleanor?
You mean Zoey.Copy !req
544. It was Eleanor.Copy !req
545. When did this happen?Copy !req
546. About six hours ago.Copy !req
547. Why didn't you tell
me six hours ago?Copy !req
548. 'Cause I didn't want
you crash-landing the plane.Copy !req
549. Let's get in the car.Copy !req
550. Welcome back, Mr. President.Copy !req
551. Josh, is there
anything to suggestCopy !req
552. that there are a significant
number of peopleCopy !req
553. who are inclined
to smoke pot butCopy !req
554. don't because it's
against the law?Copy !req
555. No.Copy !req
556. Then why do you think
if it were decriminalizedCopy !req
557. there'd be a sudden
stampede of peopleCopy !req
558. showing up to work stonedCopy !req
559. dragging down the economy and
clearing supermarket aislesCopy !req
560. of Pringles and Twinkies?Copy !req
561. That's not a reason
to make it legal.Copy !req
562. In a free societyCopy !req
563. you don't need a reason
to make something legal.Copy !req
564. You need a reason to
make something illegal.Copy !req
565. Donna, parents are keeping drugs
away from their kidsCopy !req
566. with a whip and a chair.Copy !req
567. It doesn't
help them out if...Copy !req
568. Yeah.Copy !req
569. That's okay,
it's just me talking.Copy !req
570. The President's back.Copy !req
571. Does he want to see me?Copy !req
572. Yeah.Copy !req
573. Welcome back,
Mr. President.Copy !req
574. Thank you.Copy !req
575. I've had it, C.J.,
I've absolutely had it!Copy !req
576. What the hell is Danny Concannon
doing calling my kids?Copy !req
577. Mr. President...
He knows better than that.Copy !req
578. They all know better
than that...Copy !req
579. Sir, he didn't...Copy !req
580. C.J., you're going to suspend
his credentialsCopy !req
581. for six months
and I don't give a damn.Copy !req
582. His paper wants to cover
the PresidentCopy !req
583. they can send someone else.Copy !req
584. Mr. President, Danny
didn't call her.Copy !req
585. I was told it was Danny.Copy !req
586. Yes, sir; she called him.Copy !req
587. She called him?Copy !req
588. Good evening, welcome back,
Mr. President.Copy !req
589. The Allman Brothers, Josh?Copy !req
590. How was the flight, sir?Copy !req
591. Tokyo is willing to show
economic restraintCopy !req
592. in exchange for
a good fielding short-stopCopy !req
593. and a left-handed reliever.Copy !req
594. Who's against us so far?Copy !req
595. The Judiciary Committee,
Government Reform and OversightCopy !req
596. Appropriations...
Why Appropriations?Copy !req
597. They control
the Surgeon General's budget.Copy !req
598. Who's coming to her defense?Copy !req
599. The Cannabis Society,
the Cannabis CoalitionCopy !req
600. E Cannabis UnumCopy !req
601. The American
Hemp LeagueCopy !req
602. and Friends of Mary Jane.Copy !req
603. Sir?Copy !req
604. Yeah.Copy !req
605. Sam's waiting to see you.Copy !req
606. Yes, I understand
I've been congratulatedCopy !req
607. for denouncing a movie
I've never heard of.Copy !req
608. Yes, sir.Copy !req
609. Well, I got to hand it
to you guys.Copy !req
610. You've pulled off
a political first.Copy !req
611. You've managed to win me the
support of the Christian rightCopy !req
612. and the Cheech and Chong
fan club in the same day.Copy !req
613. Leo's seeing her tomorrow.Copy !req
614. Anything else?Copy !req
615. No, sir.Copy !req
616. Thank you.Copy !req
617. Thank you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
618. Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
619. Charlie.Copy !req
620. Yes, sir?Copy !req
621. Would you arrange
for my middle daughterCopy !req
622. to come see me at her
earliest possible convenience?Copy !req
623. Yes, sir.Copy !req
624. Ah, screw her convenience.Copy !req
625. Get her ass down here.Copy !req
626. Yeah.Copy !req
627. What's this note?Copy !req
628. That note?
Yeah.Copy !req
629. It says that we should stand by
the Surgeon General.Copy !req
630. Actually it says we should
stand by the "Sturgeon" General.Copy !req
631. Does it?Copy !req
632. Yeah.Copy !req
633. I meant Surgeon General.Copy !req
634. Well, I think we should
stand by her, too.Copy !req
635. I just wanted to make sure
we were agreedCopy !req
636. that smoked white fish was
pretty much on its own.Copy !req
637. Toby?
Yeah.Copy !req
638. She's here?Copy !req
639. In the lobby.Copy !req
640. You're with the ratings people?Copy !req
641. Soon.Copy !req
642. What's the food for?Copy !req
643. Today's attempt at
insuring our future.Copy !req
644. What's your plan?Copy !req
645. The first thing
I have to doCopy !req
646. is be nice to a liberal
Democratic congresswoman.Copy !req
647. Will that be hard?Copy !req
648. Well, it was when
I was married to her.Copy !req
649. Good to see you;
thanks for coming.Copy !req
650. You look fantastic.Copy !req
651. Thank you.Copy !req
652. How've you been, Sam?Copy !req
653. Sam's great.Copy !req
654. Fit as a fiddle, Andy.Copy !req
655. Although, to tell you
the truth, I found...Copy !req
656. Nobody cares.Copy !req
657. Yeah.Copy !req
658. Hi.Copy !req
659. How you doing?Copy !req
660. Congresswoman Wyatt.Copy !req
661. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
662. You are growing into
that title very nicely.Copy !req
663. This is going someplace
hysterical.Copy !req
664. Yeah.Copy !req
665. Labor wants Gillette
on the Commission.Copy !req
666. Yes.Copy !req
667. So does the AARP.
Yes.Copy !req
668. It's important to them.
Yes.Copy !req
669. You know why?Copy !req
670. 'Cause they've been suspicious
of the CommissionCopy !req
671. since you announced itCopy !req
672. and want one of their people
protecting their interests.Copy !req
673. We're one of their people.Copy !req
674. Have you had an easy time
convincing them of thatCopy !req
675. since you announced
the Commission?Copy !req
676. No, but I bring you hereCopy !req
677. and we sit, and
we have coffeeCopy !req
678. and we have DanishCopy !req
679. in the hope that calmer,
and dare I sayCopy !req
680. prettier heads prevail.Copy !req
681. Oh, how I miss
patronizing sexist Toby.Copy !req
682. I was referring to myself.Copy !req
683. You don't want
to ask Gillette?Copy !req
684. No.Copy !req
685. 'Cause you think
he might say no?Copy !req
686. Right; this is
really important, Andy.Copy !req
687. Can you help us?Copy !req
688. No.Copy !req
689. Toby?Copy !req
690. Close the door.Copy !req
691. Put the Danish down.Copy !req
692. Dial M.
Yeah.Copy !req
693. A fine film.Copy !req
694. I know it well.Copy !req
695. Ray Milland, Grace Kelly,
Robert Cummings.Copy !req
696. He likes the partCopy !req
697. where the guy
looks for the key.Copy !req
698. And what was
the other one about?Copy !req
699. Prince of New York?
Yeah.Copy !req
700. It's an updated version
of Dostoyevsky's The IdiotCopy !req
701. which tells the story of a
Christ-like epileptic young manCopy !req
702. who embodies goodnessCopy !req
703. but encounters sex, crime
and family dysfunction.Copy !req
704. It's hard to image why you
didn't think the PresidentCopy !req
705. would enjoy that, Charlie.Copy !req
706. Well, he would've especially
enjoyed the sceneCopy !req
707. where the Prince Myshkin
character has a seizureCopy !req
708. while engaging in
erotic fantasyCopy !req
709. in a Long Island church.Copy !req
710. Charlie, please don't
say the word "erotic"Copy !req
711. in the Oval Office.Copy !req
712. I'd be happy
not to say any of those wordsCopy !req
713. anywhere ever again.Copy !req
714. John Williams as Chief
Inspector Hubbard.Copy !req
715. Not to mention...Copy !req
716. Excuse me.Copy !req
717. Ellie.Copy !req
718. I was told my father
wanted to see me.Copy !req
719. Let me ask you this:Copy !req
720. Red meat has been found
to cause cancer in white rats.Copy !req
721. Maraschino cherries have been
found to cause cancerCopy !req
722. in white rats.Copy !req
723. Cellular phones have been found
to cause cancer in white rats.Copy !req
724. Has anyone examined
the possibilityCopy !req
725. that cancer might be
hereditary in white rats?Copy !req
726. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
727. I'm not 100% sure
we've ruled that out.Copy !req
728. Dr. Griffith.Copy !req
729. I'm on.Copy !req
730. Congratulations, Milly.Copy !req
731. You're now the pamphlet girlCopy !req
732. for every right wing
fund-raising cause.Copy !req
733. That interview's
got to be worth at leastCopy !req
734. 20-30 million bucks
in contributionsCopy !req
735. from people who think
you're going to distributeCopy !req
736. dime bags of Hawaiian sensCopy !req
737. at junior high schoolsCopy !req
738. along with condoms
and fornication manuals.Copy !req
739. Can I say, I
was never givenCopy !req
740. a fornication
manual, so...Copy !req
741. You think this is funny?Copy !req
742. I think that we're spendingCopy !req
743. $8 billion a yearCopy !req
744. keeping more than 40,000 people
locked up.Copy !req
745. That's not your...Copy !req
746. I know, that's not
my jurisdictionCopy !req
747. which is why I never commented
on decriminalization.Copy !req
748. Six different committee chairs—Copy !req
749. three in the House,
three in the Senate—Copy !req
750. are all talking about hearings.Copy !req
751. What are they
going to find?Copy !req
752. They don't need
to find anything.Copy !req
753. They just need to say
your name and "drugs"Copy !req
754. as many times
as possible on television.Copy !req
755. I don't think
you said anything wrong.Copy !req
756. Nobody with a brain
thinks you did anything wrong.Copy !req
757. And I'd like to do the right
thing all the time but I can't.Copy !req
758. I can't let us get bogged down
in this crap.Copy !req
759. Government will stop.Copy !req
760. This'll be what we do
for two monthsCopy !req
761. and there are more important
things than that.Copy !req
762. I'll take the heat from
the First Lady but I wantCopy !req
763. your resignation
by 8:00 tonightCopy !req
764. or the President's
going to fire you.Copy !req
765. I've got
a meeting.Copy !req
766. Thanks.Copy !req
767. Zoey said you were
thinking about Oncology.Copy !req
768. Excuse me?Copy !req
769. Zoey said you were thinking
about oncology.Copy !req
770. Yeah... or neurology.Copy !req
771. He's just tied up in this
meeting down the hall.Copy !req
772. I'm fine.Copy !req
773. They said he should be back
any minute.Copy !req
774. I'm... good.
Yeah.Copy !req
775. You like medical school?Copy !req
776. I do.Copy !req
777. I like my professors.Copy !req
778. I have a pathophysiology
professorCopy !req
779. who teaches
clinical skills by...Copy !req
780. Eagle's moving.Copy !req
781. $800,000 in consumer costsCopy !req
782. per job saved.Copy !req
783. Retaliatory tariffsCopy !req
784. on steel imports
are a disaster.Copy !req
785. Anyone wants to check my math,
they're more than welcome to.Copy !req
786. Anybody wants to shove
the Golden Gate BridgeCopy !req
787. up Japan's ass, they're more
than welcome to do that, too.Copy !req
788. Mr. President?Copy !req
789. Oh... thank you.Copy !req
790. Ellie, thanks for coming.Copy !req
791. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
792. Come on in.Copy !req
793. Did you get down
here okay?Copy !req
794. Yeah.Copy !req
795. Did you take
an airplane?Copy !req
796. An airplane?
Yeah.Copy !req
797. No.Copy !req
798. A helicopter?Copy !req
799. No, the agents drove me.Copy !req
800. That's 'cause you go to school
at Johns Hopkins, right?Copy !req
801. Dad...Copy !req
802. And Johns Hopkins
is in Baltimore.Copy !req
803. I'm asking 'cause
Baltimore's a
45-minute car rideCopy !req
804. from Washington, D.C.Copy !req
805. and we hardly see you anymore.Copy !req
806. So I thought
either you transferredCopy !req
807. to a different
medical school;Copy !req
808. they moved
Johns HopkinsCopy !req
809. or they moved Baltimore.Copy !req
810. Are any of those things true?Copy !req
811. No.Copy !req
812. Okay, and this is
accurate, right?Copy !req
813. This quote: "My father won't
fire the Surgeon General.Copy !req
814. He would never do that."Copy !req
815. Yes.Copy !req
816. Eleanor...Copy !req
817. when you put your head down,
your hair falls in your faceCopy !req
818. and I can't see your faceCopy !req
819. and I can't hear
what you're saying.Copy !req
820. Now look at me and talk to me.Copy !req
821. Yes, the quote is accurate.Copy !req
822. What the hell are you doingCopy !req
823. talking to
a reporter?Copy !req
824. I have set up
I was...Copy !req
825. monumental, unprecedentedCopy !req
826. unbreakable rules about my
children and the press.Copy !req
827. I have gotten White
House reportersCopy !req
828. transferred to YemenCopy !req
829. for approaching Zoey
and Elizabeth.Copy !req
830. It is the law!Copy !req
831. Well, I'm sure
before you gave the quoteCopy !req
832. you cleared it with
the Communications Office.Copy !req
833. I'm sure you went over the exact
wording with C.J. CreggCopy !req
834. and coordinated it
with White House strategyCopy !req
835. so that the timing
was rightCopy !req
836. in the news cycle.Copy !req
837. I'm certain
you consultedCopy !req
838. the appropriate
party leadershipCopy !req
839. because you're a pretty
knowledgeable operativeCopy !req
840. having spent so
much time with me.Copy !req
841. Ellie...Copy !req
842. What?
Dad, she was...
she was...Copy !req
843. Pick your head up.Copy !req
844. She was doing exactly
what she is supposed to do.Copy !req
845. She... I'm sorry.Copy !req
846. She was asked a questionCopy !req
847. and she said what she knew
to be true.Copy !req
848. And when you start firing
doctors for thatCopy !req
849. you've crossed
a line somewhere.Copy !req
850. There is politics involved
in this, EllieCopy !req
851. and you knew it
would make me unhappyCopy !req
852. and that's why you did it
and that's cheap.Copy !req
853. I didn't do it
to make you unhappy, Dad.Copy !req
854. You didn't do it
to make me happy.Copy !req
855. I don't know how
to make you happy, Dad.Copy !req
856. For that, you got to talk
to Zoey or Liz.Copy !req
857. Okay, let's drop it.Copy !req
858. Mom gets back
first thing in the morningCopy !req
859. and we're running
a movie tonightCopy !req
860. if you want to stay over.Copy !req
861. I can stay over
if you want me to.Copy !req
862. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
863. I go out...?Copy !req
864. That door over there.Copy !req
865. Mr. President?Copy !req
866. Yeah.Copy !req
867. The Labor Secretary.Copy !req
868. Send him in.Copy !req
869. Charlie...Copy !req
870. Give me just a minute,
would you?Copy !req
871. Yes, sir.Copy !req
872. Look...
Hang on a second!Copy !req
873. No, I will
not hang on!
Yes, you will.Copy !req
874. You will summon
your strengthCopy !req
875. and you will listen
to me for a moment.Copy !req
876. You guys made a hairpin turn
at the State of the UnionCopy !req
877. and you did it without
consulting a whole lotCopy !req
878. of members of the liberal wing
of the Democratic Party.Copy !req
879. Sad to say, Andrea,
there aren't a whole
lot of membersCopy !req
880. of the liberal wing
of the Democratic Party.Copy !req
881. So you'll forgive some people
if they're concernedCopy !req
882. that one of the options
you're going to exploreCopy !req
883. is raising the retirement age.Copy !req
884. Andy, people are
living decades longerCopy !req
885. than anyone anticipated
in 1935.Copy !req
886. So you are considering.Copy !req
887. We want to consider everythingCopy !req
888. but we can't consider
anything unless...Copy !req
889. Why does this have
to happen in secret?Copy !req
890. 'Cause it's the only way
it's going to happen.Copy !req
891. 'Cause you can't...
solve Social SecurityCopy !req
892. and ask people to run for
election at the same time.Copy !req
893. So why not give politicians
some cloud coverCopy !req
894. and let them be
lawmakers for a while?Copy !req
895. 15 people in a room
with the door closed.Copy !req
896. Seven Democrats,
seven RepublicansCopy !req
897. and the President of the United
States who will not have a voteCopy !req
898. and they walk out of that roomCopy !req
899. and with one voice, they
make a recommendationCopy !req
900. to Congress and the
American people.Copy !req
901. And nobody knows
who was where.Copy !req
902. The only way it's going
to happen is in secret.Copy !req
903. And the only way it's
going to happen isCopy !req
904. if all the sides are confident
in their representation.Copy !req
905. Otherwise, it's dead.Copy !req
906. And so, I need Seth Gillette
on the CommissionCopy !req
907. but I can't ask him,
'cause if he says noCopy !req
908. there'll be no Commission!Copy !req
909. Anyway... I appreciate your
coming down and talking to me.Copy !req
910. I like when you ask
for my help, Toby.Copy !req
911. Listen, I read
in the paperCopy !req
912. that I'm on the
benefit committeeCopy !req
913. for the Child
Leukemia Foundation.Copy !req
914. Yeah, I saw that, too.Copy !req
915. Why do you suppose
the paper wrote that?Copy !req
916. I don't know; I guess
they must have gotten itCopy !req
917. from that press release
I sent them.Copy !req
918. I guess they must have.Copy !req
919. You didn't think it'd be a
better idea to ask me first?Copy !req
920. I really didn't.
Interesting.Copy !req
921. I've found that when I skip
over that first stepCopy !req
922. and move right
to the second stepCopy !req
923. it becomes a lot harder
for people to say no.Copy !req
924. Listen, you'll have fun,
you'll look nice in your tuxedoCopy !req
925. you don't have to stay,
you don't have...Copy !req
926. Toby?Copy !req
927. Skip over the first step
and move right to the second.Copy !req
928. Toby.Copy !req
929. Hey, Andy.Copy !req
930. Hey, C.J.Copy !req
931. Toby, when you
have a minuteCopy !req
932. can you stop by
the office and...Copy !req
933. What?Copy !req
934. C.J., tomorrow
morning, I want youCopy !req
935. to announce that
Seth Gillette's joinedCopy !req
936. the Blue Ribbon Commission
on Social Security.Copy !req
937. Toby...
Make sure
the press knowsCopy !req
938. the Senator put
the Democratic PartyCopy !req
939. above personal differencesCopy !req
940. and that he put
people above all.Copy !req
941. Make sure they know
that he's a patriotCopy !req
942. and when the President
asked him to serveCopy !req
943. Senator Gillette
answered the call.Copy !req
944. Did he?Copy !req
945. Yeah. I just saw itCopy !req
946. at your press briefing
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
947. Okay, but this is reallyCopy !req
948. the last thing I'm doing
before I quit.Copy !req
949. Okay.Copy !req
950. ED:
It's like checking
the sugar and fat contentCopy !req
951. on a box of cereal.Copy !req
952. We bend over backwards
to help parents make choices.Copy !req
953. We put V-chips in TVsCopy !req
954. warning labels on records,
TV shows, film ads...Copy !req
955. And when we do, we sufferCopy !req
956. because our products become
demonized and marginalizedCopy !req
957. and every ten years,
the Government asks
for something more.Copy !req
958. The only reason we have to come
to you every ten years is thatCopy !req
959. the situation
isn't getting any better.Copy !req
960. When's the Government
going to ask the NFLCopy !req
961. Can I talk to you?ockey League
Sure. Come on.Copy !req
962. He's wrong in there,
by the way.Copy !req
963. The situation hasn't
stayed the same.Copy !req
964. There's been a 28% drop
in juvenile crimeCopy !req
965. the last five yearsCopy !req
966. ten percent drop in the
overall crime rate.Copy !req
967. I don't care.
Why?Copy !req
968. 'Cause the American Academy
of Pediatrics, the AMACopy !req
969. the American Psychological
Association all sayCopy !req
970. that watching violence on TV
is bad for kidsCopy !req
971. and we're going to listen
to the experts.Copy !req
972. I'll remember that
tomorrow morning
when I readCopy !req
973. in the paper the Surgeon
General's been fired.Copy !req
974. Remember it
whenever you like.Copy !req
975. What is he seeing tonight?Copy !req
976. Dial M for Murder.
GoodCopy !req
977. 'cause Hitchcock never used
sex or violence in his films.Copy !req
978. Yeah. Morgan, the President's
never seen your movie.Copy !req
979. He's never heard
of your movie.Copy !req
980. He has no particular objection
to your movie and you know it.Copy !req
981. The Family Values
Leadership CouncilCopy !req
982. seems to see
it differently.Copy !req
983. Gloriosky, Morgan, the Family
Values Leadership CouncilCopy !req
984. distorted the truth;
stop the presses.Copy !req
985. Well, thanks
to that adCopy !req
986. I've got exhibitors
in MississippiCopy !req
987. Oklahoma and Alabama
pulling the film.Copy !req
988. I've read the press synopsis
of the filmCopy !req
989. and if exhibitors put you
on every screenCopy !req
990. of every multiplex
in every mallCopy !req
991. you still wouldn't
do any businessCopy !req
992. in Mississippi,
Oklahoma or Alabama.Copy !req
993. You're an industry expert now?Copy !req
994. No, but you are, which explains
a lot to me about Hollywood.Copy !req
995. And you know the ad
was going to get youCopy !req
996. more business than you lostCopy !req
997. and that's why you went on Imus
and said what you did.Copy !req
998. I'm here for a Sam
Seaborn scolding?Copy !req
999. Yeah. 'Cause it makes
me crazy, Morgan.Copy !req
1000. This is exactly the kind of
thing that should be celebratedCopy !req
1001. by First Amendment advocates.Copy !req
1002. The guy was offered a choice
and he made one.Copy !req
1003. Why aren't you standing up
and saying, "See it works!Copy !req
1004. "You don't need to ban movies
like Prince of New York.Copy !req
1005. You just have to choose
not to watch them."Copy !req
1006. And, Morgan, you ever call
the President a coward againCopy !req
1007. for your own P.R. purposesCopy !req
1008. it's not going to be C.J. CreggCopy !req
1009. you got to deal with,
it's going to be me.Copy !req
1010. You understand
what I'm saying, right?Copy !req
1011. Yes.Copy !req
1012. Now, why don't you go back
to your meeting and show meCopy !req
1013. how much you want
to make it up to us?Copy !req
1014. Good job.Copy !req
1015. Hello?
This isn't good.Copy !req
1016. What?Copy !req
1017. The President's
not talking.Copy !req
1018. There's a movie on.Copy !req
1019. He usually talks
during the movie.Copy !req
1020. Hello?Copy !req
1021. Hello!Copy !req
1022. Good evening.Copy !req
1023. Good evening, Mr. President.Copy !req
1024. I'm sorry about this.Copy !req
1025. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1026. Is that your resignation?Copy !req
1027. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1028. Thank you.Copy !req
1029. On thinking about it,
I felt your firing meCopy !req
1030. would send a dangerous signal
to whomever had my job next.Copy !req
1031. Did you not think
that playing downCopy !req
1032. the dangers of drug use sent
a dangerous signal as well?Copy !req
1033. I do not believe
that is what I did, sir.Copy !req
1034. I was asked, by and large,
if marijuana holds the sameCopy !req
1035. addictive properties
as heroin or LSD.Copy !req
1036. It does not.Copy !req
1037. I was asked if marijuana
poses a greater health riskCopy !req
1038. than nicotine or alcohol,
and in my opinion, it does not.Copy !req
1039. And I believe if you look
at the transcript...Copy !req
1040. Milly, did you put her up to it?Copy !req
1041. Sir?Copy !req
1042. "My father won't fire
the Surgeon General.Copy !req
1043. He would never do that."Copy !req
1044. You didn't put
her up to it?
No, sir.Copy !req
1045. You didn't pick up the phone
after Josh came to see youCopy !req
1046. and say, "Ellie,
it's your godmother.Copy !req
1047. Let's stick it to your old man
and paint him into a corner"?Copy !req
1048. No, sir.Copy !req
1049. Why haven't I ever been able
to get her to like me?Copy !req
1050. I'm asking you.Copy !req
1051. Sir, I'm not sure
it's appropriate...Copy !req
1052. I'm asking you.Copy !req
1053. I think you're wrong.Copy !req
1054. I'm not.Copy !req
1055. She worships you,
Mr. President.Copy !req
1056. She's mad at me.Copy !req
1057. Well, you're mad at her.Copy !req
1058. Yes, I am.
Sir...Copy !req
1059. I was running for President,
where the hell was she?Copy !req
1060. She was with us.Copy !req
1061. Not like Zoey and Liz.Copy !req
1062. Sir...Copy !req
1063. She's always belonged to Abbey.Copy !req
1064. You frightened her.Copy !req
1065. No, I didn't.Copy !req
1066. Sir...Copy !req
1067. How did I frighten her?Copy !req
1068. Jed, look where you're standing!Copy !req
1069. I was elected two years ago,
she's 24 years old.Copy !req
1070. You've been the king of whatever
room you've walked intoCopy !req
1071. her entire life.Copy !req
1072. It never seemed
to intimidate Zoey or Liz.Copy !req
1073. Well, kids are different;
they're not the same.Copy !req
1074. You'd be amazed,
you'd be stunnedCopy !req
1075. at how soon they understandCopy !req
1076. they're not their
father's favorite.Copy !req
1077. That's not true.Copy !req
1078. Sir...Copy !req
1079. That's not true.Copy !req
1080. Mr. President...
No, no, no.Copy !req
1081. I will bearCopy !req
1082. with the nonsense
of the Christian rightCopy !req
1083. and the Hollywood left
and the AFL-CIOCopy !req
1084. and the AARP
and the Cannabis
Society and JapanCopy !req
1085. but I will not stand
and allow someone to tell meCopy !req
1086. that I love one of my children
less than the others.Copy !req
1087. She's frightened of me?Copy !req
1088. She ain't the only one.Copy !req
1089. I wanted to be so mad at her.Copy !req
1090. I heard the news
and my first thought...Copy !req
1091. My God, King Lear
is a good play.Copy !req
1092. "My father won't fire
the Surgeon General.Copy !req
1093. He would never do that."Copy !req
1094. I wanted to be so mad at her...Copy !req
1095. but the truth is...Copy !req
1096. it's the nicest thing
she's ever said about me.Copy !req
1097. Well...Copy !req
1098. Good night, sir.Copy !req
1099. Good night.Copy !req
1100. Hey, Doc.Copy !req
1101. Sir.Copy !req
1102. I don't accept.Copy !req
1103. I'm sorry, sir?Copy !req
1104. I don't accept your resignation.Copy !req
1105. Sir, I appreciate that,
but Leo's right.Copy !req
1106. This shouldn't stop you
from doing the bigger things...Copy !req
1107. These are the bigger things.Copy !req
1108. I don't accept your resignation.Copy !req
1109. You work for me.Copy !req
1110. You go when I tell you to.Copy !req
1111. You're an excellent role modelCopy !req
1112. Mr. President.Copy !req
1113. Yes, I know.Copy !req
1114. So you're back.Copy !req
1115. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
1116. Tell C.J. when
she gives MillyCopy !req
1117. our support on Monday,
she can mean it.Copy !req
1118. You know, it's going
to seem to some peopleCopy !req
1119. like you did it 'cause
your daughter asked you to.Copy !req
1120. Yeah.Copy !req
1121. You know, Josh, I think
if you ever have a daughterCopy !req
1122. you're going to discover
there are worse reasonsCopy !req
1123. in the world
to do something.Copy !req
1124. Sit down; we're coming
to the good part.Copy !req
1125. What's he doing?Copy !req
1126. He's wondering why
that key doesn't fit.Copy !req
1127. He's going round to the back
entrance; he stopped again.Copy !req
1128. How you doing?Copy !req
1129. Hmm?Copy !req
1130. I said,
how you doing?Copy !req
1131. Fine.Copy !req
1132. You know, we're coming up
to the good part.Copy !req
1133. Dad, people are trying
to watch the movie.Copy !req
1134. You want to bet me your tuitionCopy !req
1135. no one in this room's
going to shush me?Copy !req
1136. I hear you're thinking
about ophthalmology.Copy !req
1137. Oncology.Copy !req
1138. Why do you want
to study people's feet?Copy !req
1139. That's podiatry.Copy !req
1140. Then what's
children's medicine?Copy !req
1141. Pediatrics.Copy !req
1142. I thought it was obstetrics.Copy !req
1143. That's pregnant women.Copy !req
1144. And what's
the study of feet?Copy !req
1145. Dad, you're not going
to get me to laugh.Copy !req
1146. Really?Copy !req
1147. The only thing you ever
had to do to make me happyCopy !req
1148. was come home
at the end of the day.Copy !req
1149. As you said, Mark, it might
work out on paper, but, uh...Copy !req
1150. congratulations, Inspector.Copy !req
1151. Oh, by the way...Copy !req
1152. So, endocrinologyCopy !req
1153. would be what, disorders
of the gallbladder?Copy !req
1154. Thyroid.Copy !req
1155. I am pretty sure
you're wrong about that.Copy !req
1156. I think endocrinology
is your subspecialtyCopy !req
1157. of internal medicine devoted
to the digestive system.Copy !req
1158. That would be gastroenterology.Copy !req
1159. Are you sure it's not
nephrology, immunologyCopy !req
1160. cardiology or dermatology?Copy !req
1161. Just stop it.Copy !req
1162. I'm trying to
watch the movie.Copy !req
1163. Okay.Copy !req
1164. Here comes the good part.Copy !req
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